Best of the Worst: Merry Kick-mas!
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- Ho Ho Ho! The group celebrates Kick-mas by watching some terrible action movies with people kicking on the cover and a terrible animated Christmas special where nobody kicks or does much of anything.
Here lies David Caradine. He came as he went.
He died doing what he loved.
That was actually Rich Evans, the master thespian. I had to google it, but Carradine is apparently dead.
Hey, this is no choking matter.
Neil Murray don't get so choked up about it
we all jerk off whats the big deal?
Someone should edit The Big Bang Theory and replace the studio laughter with Rich Evan's laughter.
5Detective I plan on doing that with the Bicycle Man episode of Diff'rent Strokes someday.
5Detective NA the show would still suck
That’s happened already
How in the hell would you know when a laugh is supposed to happen?
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I was told by Rich Evans to comment on this video if I got that joke.
THE Rich Evens!
I finally got the joke, after watching this episode many many times...
@Mike Sampat David Carradine and the lead singer of REM both died from autoerotic asphyxiation. Which is why they played the REM song there.
@@shauncrawford6529 everyone from REM is alive... he's referring to the band INXS, sounds like in excess.
@@kaseyvincent2639 your right. I always mix the two bands up
I like this Mike afraid of edged weapons meme, this is the low quality schlock I subscribed for
The sword through the door is what I'm scared of the most now.
Another little thing I noticed is Mike's visible disgusted reactions to Rich's trademark laugh.
Ryukachoo
Edged Weapons....IN THE HOUSE!
knife of the kickfighters
Youd be afraid of sharp weapons too if you had the body of the michelin man
I just want to point out how well Rich pronounces "autoerotic asphyxiation" every time.
Practice makes perfect, as David demonstrated.
That's all that is gonna be on richs gravestone
Butbhe can't say martial right
@@mrminecraftcubeable And you can’t spell "but he".
@@LeSensuel i pressed b instead of space, it's a typing mistake not a spelling mistake
What's ironic is that David Carridine breathes life into that bar scene
He lights right up when there's booze around.
Oh I get it. Because he died via autoerotic asphyxiation
@@elevationsickness8462 He did? That's really humiliating
And he didn't choke any of his lines!
It was Michael Hutchence that blew life into the scene. His final breath.
Nothing can describe how afraid I was when they showed the couch and Mike wasn’t there. Some fear death, others disease. Many fear losing those that are closest to them. I fear the day when I have to watch a group of Milwaukee film nerds bitch about Christmas movies for an hour and NOT seee Mike Stoklasa drunkenly staring into my soul from the other side of a computer screen.
Same- I was afraid he had either a) drunk himself into hospital or b) was away having a happy time with his girlfriend....he's a character of wild contradictions.
Shame,. Mike not being there would have been a subversion of expectations.
I knew you before you became a nobody, also whats wrong with your face?
Surviving Edged Weapons earned its place on the tree.
a Glowing Star, symbolizing the Star of Bethlehem...
...That also doubles as an EDGED WEAPON
*Grabs it*
*HIYAH!*
I feel like Rem Lazar deserves that spot but this might have been before they watched Creating Rem Lazar.
Rich Evans will never cease to amaze me. He can't properly enounciate "breasts" but has no problem saying "autoerotique asphyxiation" serveral times in a row. What a truly splendid man.
what a truly splendid man indeed
It's always easier to enunciate when talking about things we have extensive experience with.
That's because he himself has mastered autoerotique asphyxiation.
great point, Mr. Calzone
He’s really dedicated to the bit
That INXS joke has several layers. The damn album that "I need you Tonight" was on was even called "KICK"!
hahaha... we're old and going to die soon.
this. oh. wait.
RLM are truly masters of comedy
bloocheez3 - brilliant! nice memory.
Did something really embarrassing happen to David Carradine?
EDIT: I see he has costarred in a Rob Schneider film :/
David Carradine has starred in worse, trust me. That man would do just about anything for cocaine. I love that they hav to point out that he was the star of Kung Fu because most viewers wouldn’t even know what that is, or why he was playing a Chinese Kung-Fu master. They just know he was in Kill Bill or something and died like Michael Hutchense. Dammit I’m old as dirt.
He died of auto erotic asphyxiation......
ass fixation is lethal now? fuck life
or so it was reported...
Yeah he really choked on his final performance.
Rich can't say plural breasts and Jay can't say singular breast, amazing synergy
A pair of boobs made for each other
Is anyone else excited for F* You, It's January 2018?
Netflix just released a trailer for The Open House, and it looks like they ripped off The Inside - horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB #119. Coming January 19th!
usually they do a F* You, It's January every two years, so there might not be a new one this year :(
RLM video about it coming out in March 2018!
Well they did “Fuck You, It’s Forever!”. I think that covers all years in perpetuity throughout the known universe.
And I thought "F* you it's FOREVER" was the last one. You know, because it is never not the time for F* you.
When I saw Rich hanging himself and the title I though it’s was Merry Kink-mass and Rich Evans was auto-erotic asphyxiating himself.
Abdishakur Mahboub - you weren't far off
In the Cannon, Christmas or Crocodile and Kickmas specials, Mike manages to pick the one Christmas film, each time.
Not only does he pick them, but he also is in charge of describing the plot in each of them. I think he is personally responsible for the Christmas element in all of these episodes and I’m all for it
Why do each of the comments above have 14 likes, which is also one of my fav numbers? MIIIIKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!
little known fact: Mike is a hard-core fundamentalist Christian. just a real Bible thumper
What about the Cannon Christmas special?
@@steveharvey2102he picked the shitty Disney knockoff where the bitch who runs an orphanage gambles all the donation money and gets electrocuted while wielding a chainsaw.
Ironic how the episode began with Rich Evans trying to choke himself to death and then they watch a movie with David Carradeen
@@iamthebatmanxiii3574 *gaaaaasssssp*
Oh wow I bet they didn’t even notice that!
/s
Oof
That is one of the coolest avatar/screen name I have ever seen!
"Have you played Atari today?"
Cheers from Canada
RLM is a show about family.
You expected a good video?
SUBVERTED
That's what's so powerful about it
A wonderful, loving family of hacks :3
@@Xpwnxage But the real message is about the friends RLM made along the way.
Ol
The eternal words still ring true; "Ron Marchini CAN. NOT. ACT."
- Len Kabasinski, 2014
The fact that there's enough consumer demand to justify having an emergency groin surgery clinic there gives me deeper understanding of the scope of alcoholism in Milwaukee.
Haven't you seen surviving edged weapons? It's because of all the dick stabbing, man
Oddly enough, it appears that they photoshopped a New Zealand hospitals ED entrance.
Stick to the city level. No single human mind can comprehend the scope of alcoholism in all of Wisconsin.
At the end of the day, it's about subverting your family's expectations.
18:55 “It’s just like ‘Night of the Kickfighters,’ but worse.”
*Rich laughs so hard that Mike recoils away*
Lol! It gave him The Fear.
the joke at the end would have been better if the hospital was a miniature.
And have a doctor or nurse say "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since church camp" in a Groucho Marx voice.
And then explodes
Or cobbled together from stock CGI bits.
And if it blew up it would have subverted our expectations. Which is always a good thing.
No, even better, they showed even they could do signs. It subverted my expectations, which makes this instantaneously the best video i've seen in my entire life, despite the fact it has a very small re-watchable value to me
Ended up at Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
Did Logan Paul make this thumbnail?
Slightly bad timing lol
I was looking for this comment, think they will change it?
Reuben Walby lol they most likely won't, it caught my attention because of the fact and I'm not even a viewer of this channel, everyone's just doing stupid shit for views, or it's just coincidence 🤔
MMEZ1324 this was edit a long time ago
It's like he foresaw it
Mike trying so hard not to mention Star Trek: The Next Generation's crystalline entity.
Oh we got at least two Star Treks later anyway.
@Empress Dowager some sort of 'hack-fraud light being'
But tell me how you guys _really_ feel about The Last Jedi.
thewhatness they did in their review
thewhatness that's being saved for the plinkett review
strugen , I believe it did.
Mr. Plinkette: The Last Jedi was the Worst Star Wars Movie ever made, it made Attack of the Clones look like Saving Private Ryan....
Don't want to say that it's a mess... but it's _messy_
This post not affiliated with " Toy Story " in any way.
This episode really subverted my expectations
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
*subversed
It perverted my ejaculations
Yeah, it was really satisfying the way it didn’t go the way I though it was.
Really? Because they talk about Star Wars in every goddamn video on this channel. At this point, I'm watching these videos just waiting for it, then it happens, I yawn, and then move on.
“Karate Cop” should have been called “Post A-COP-alypse”
Imagine Rich trying to pronounce THAT title
Post A-Cop-Police
Which year will it be when Rich sees a Christmas Tree in the studio that he just runs out of the building screaming and doesn't come back until January?
Great to see you here Luke!! Love Rocked!
Rocked the next time we see him he’ll just walk into Half in the Bag screaming FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY
Speaking of "Fuck you, it's January!", Netflix just put up a trailer for a movie called The Open House, which basically looks like a rip of of The Inside - a horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB episode 119. Coming January 19th. Fuck everything.
NO! He will be ECSTATIC to see the Christmas tree in an attempt to subvert our expectations. We will never see it coming. Because after all, RLM is a show about family.
Rocked Rich tries to run away every year, but the others drag him back into the studio and pump him full of horse tranquilizers before the shoot begins. He needs to lay off the Crystal Skull Vodka and Slimer Twinkies, so he can become fast enough to finally escape.
"You know, I like plot twists that make the story less interesting." -Rich Evans
I am just here for the gay wedding
I'm ordering an ice sculpture...FOR YOUR GAY WEDDING!!!!
I'm just here for the A.E.A. jokes!
They subverted so many of my expectations that I actually threw my hat into a sink full of hot water & I don't exactly know why... lol
Those donut perforators always put on the BEST shindigs! \o/
Santa or Satan. thats next years schtick. make it so.
Janell Rodriguez Hail Satan! And Happy New Year!
Hmmm
If satan leaves you presents, maybe don't open them, ok? (It's most likely *not* gonna be candy and a Lego spaceship)
there are still a lot of bad David Carradine b movies to make fun of. so maybe "Christmas or Carradine" maybe with a title card in memory of david reading "he came, as he left"
Sorry fam. Cats
@@Slowbunaga my bet for 2019 = Christmas or Cognac 😂👌
"There's no bras in the future" that's what George Lucas said *slide whistle*
@@mutestingray in a galaxy far far away! *slide whistle reversed*
I mean... hopefully there will be an alternative.
@@AFarmerCalledChicken George lucas volunteers his hands
Ciara Gildea I... I don't like that. I was thinking something more... comfortable.
@@ciaragildea998 All cold and brittle. Let the Lucas get a grip.
I've been waiting a long time to get a clip of Richard Evans choking himself
For reasons
Is Rich Evans David Carradine reincarneted?
Ya reminds me of church camp.
"What does Santa need with a starship?" - James T. Kirk
Jouni Lipponen *Shoots lasers from eyes*
What does God need with a dildo?
@@ninjalokust There's a reason why it's called "The Milky Way", Jim.
I love how at 27:41 Jay went from bored out of his mind to childishly excited when the Christmas Light movie took that sharp left turn
I caught this too. It was so funny how much he suddenly dialed in.
How do you know it was a sharp LEFT turn?
I like how he holds his hand up in that “Whoa whoa slow down” way
INXS didn't even get that joke.
Rocked
OH COME ON, SHOW SOME RESPECT! His name was Michael Hutchence, goddawmut!
+Rocked damn this joke
They left him hanging
I got it when Rich candy cane strangled himself, then Again when David Carradine, infamous jerking off strangling death, came up, so third time was definitely Inxs-ive (bad jokes are contagious,sorry)
Normally I get all of RLM's references but this time I choked.
Mike is very rapidly deteriorating since Surviving Edged Weapons
had a terrible evening and cannot stress enough how much this video cheered me up even though I had watched it like three times before lol
That's what I'm hoping for tonight
@@Rob_Saccamano i feel ya. hope it helped!
My wife owns "The Christmas Light" somehow. I was dying laughing and she recognized the plot!
My uncle made it I can’t believe it!! I just found this!!
@@710moose8 Does he have frisky fingers?
A woman of taste
@@710moose8 Wait, wait, wait. You gotta tell us more!
@@josephglatz25 hahhh I’m happy to share anything! My uncle tried to get into the animation game in the early 90s believe it or not this isn’t the only cartoon made by the company. They were around for decades I actually worked for the studio for a couple years in my late teens hahah
Mike's Surviving Edged Weapons PTSD is all I wanted for Christmas. 😂😂
I love how Mike’s attempt at a Star Trek Crystalline Entity reference got totally cut off and stomped on by accident
"In excess"
*Plays "Need You Tonight" by INXS from the album "Kick"*
I clapped. I clapped when I got it.
The lead singer killed himself via auto erotic asphyxiation, I think that’s most of the joke. . .
Really guys? More David Carradine jokes? It's time to hang it up
TheVideoInvader You subverted my expectations, because at first I thought you were expressing your dissapproval of the autoerotic asphyxiation jokes, but then, to my surprise, you ended up making one yourself. What a tragic stroke of genius!
Yeah really, it's time for noose stuff.
I dunno some pun about choking the life out of the joke. It's 2 am I need to sleep. oh the worst part about autoerotic asphyxiation is you can never tell if your coming or going. Ok sleep now.
jerking a dead... horse... phallus. there's joke in there somewhere I believe you are on to something.
I wouldn't hold my breath
The look that Mike gives Rich at 18:59.
That's what true love looks like.
autoerotique asphyxiation in da HOOOOUUUUSSSSE!
Rich’s suicide was filmed at the end of production but placed in the beginning. Rest In Peace my beloved.
They replaced him with a clone actor rich
It's too bad "Karate Cop" ended up being garbage, because the premise is intriguing. Theoretically, a movie about a lone cop restoring order to the lawless wastes while searching for the last working teleporter should be pretty sweet. There's tons of potential there for run-ins with mutants, raiders, and technology-worshiping cargo cultists.
Also, I actually like David Carradine's performance in the scene he's in. He works as the sweaty, grizzled barkeep of a post-apocalyptic roadhouse. Although it's pulpy, it's also a lot more colorful than anything Ron Marcini does. If you wanted to do this movie right, maybe David Carradine's character could have been a martial artist prior to the war. Then he and cop guy could band together to go find the teleporter, giving them ample opportunity to mow down bandits _de_ _jure_ .
I got the joke.
Although I didn't realize it was a joke.
that joke subverted my expectations...
but you were expect me to saying that.
I've got to let you know, that joke... man..
Got that joke, hell I've subjected countless transients to it. Well 9 actually.
mechasentai the lead singer of INXS died from auto erotic asphyxiation.
The hard part about autoerotic asphyxiation is you can never tell if your coming or going.
I'd have called Karate Cop 'Acopalypse'.
>Rich constantly laughing in every clip
"I only got 2 minutes of entertainment"
The creature commonly called "Rich Evans" is known by researchers to produce a number of distinct cries, each indicative of a different mood or feeling- such as amusement, sorrow, or boredom. The untrained ear, however, is often unable to identify them as separate, hearing only what has been described as "manic, high-pitched laughter, like that of a drunken child".
@@TheRealJabbergeist diabetic warcry
This episode is shit, the ending was exactly how I expected it to happen. Did not subvert my expectations. Two out of ten, the last episode was better. Waiting for the Rich Evans standalone episode.
Vic Kyorlo I'm waiting for the origins of his crippling diabetes.
so the 3rd movie has Adam West, but they didn't put his name on the box? huh?
Mike and rich evans' chemistry is honestly half of what makes rlm so good
Half?
@@OateyMealin the bag
Looked up Ron Martini. Very interesting bio done very poorly. Under personal life it states "Marchini was the survivor of a drive-by shooting because he was the shooter. lol wut?
they’re not wrong
I got the joke, so I'm commenting on this video.
ProjectAwesome1 i think they might record it on to a dvd idk.
I too am commenting. You are reading the comment I am leaving.
Im commenting on your comment about the joke alongside other comments commenting on your comment
I want to know what the joke was, thus my comment.....
I too got the joke and also I am commenting per your request.
Adam West is so damn charismatic in everything
GUN CHUNKS™
Escaped Monster island, took down bin laden, survived multiple bite attacks from Perry Karamello, long live Terrifying Tim. Never forget.
Yes!!!! Ew ew ewwwwwww!!!! ;)
American hero
I can't believe Mike counted the kicks just to prove Jay wrong.
That's true friendship there! Lol
this was edited by jay
Sun bro that was hilarousn
Edited by jay you moron. Stupid people shouldn't be able to make comments on this website
@@frumbo7394 If that were made official policy there wouldn't be any comments.
"He recorded his lines in july. He just really likes eggnog." Good joke jack
At the end of the day, subverting your expectations is about family
I clapped.
Powerful
It took TWELVE YEARS. It's so good!!!
Maybe the real subverted expectations was the family we made along the way?
I was hoping for some Cynthia Rothrock; Kick-mas just isn't Kick-mas without her.
22:55 You know you've officially rewatched BotW on a loop too much when you recognise the Cybernator villain for the first time in Karate Cop kicks 30-40
I thought it could have been the man who dusted deepthr0at
"Is that Perry Ferrell? Oh, Cybernator."
My favorite is Ron Hall, Vampire Assassin, is in Pocket Ninjas during the VR sequence but they saw Pocket Ninjas way before and I doubt they would remember such a little bit... good find tho, the B movie ecosystem is so interconnected
Unexpected Star Fox reference that almost everyone got.
If you don't get it then you are too young for this channel lol
Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, Space Cop, and now Karate Cop. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Each stanza rhymes with the other, if we can just get it working.
Lets petition to make the first B-movie cinematic universe: the Cop Multiverse
lets start with murder cop vs hypocrite cop: dawn of kicks
What are we? Some kind of.... Suicide Cop?
OK, That "strip club" is clearly a Chili's. They stop panning just before the get to the Chili's sign on the wall. Pretty sure the interiors are shot in that same Chili's, too.
I love them TLJ puns and jokes....I have a feeling the RLM fanbase will start parroting them endlessly until they become tiresome...
Tony Castle Well, me personally, I’m not going to make any TLJ jokes, because that will subvert your expectations. Oh, wait...god dammit!
I got the references and I CLAPPED!
Are the Last Jedi Jokes replacing AAIIIIDDSSS!?
If we can get them working, these puns and jokes will be funnier than anything we had before in star trek.
It's going to be very cool.
See how I subverted your expectations by referencing something else RLM said instead of great?
See how I explained that to you so now I subverted your expectation that you would have to think?
How many layers deep do we have to go to feel satisfied by our expectations being subverted?
I understand, you have a family to subvert.
I see what you did with this one: You wanted a way to watch cheesy martial arts movies, but needed a way to make sure that no Steven Seagal movies could accidentally make it into the lineup.
4:43 Whooaa! Wow!
7:37 Surviving Edged Weapons treetopper
7:48 S.E.W. flashbacks
11:29 📼 Movie #1
11:44 Mike's Suburban Sasquatch & Rich's Penguin impression
13:07 The punishment for not cleaning your room
18:57 Mike is startled by Rich's famous laugh
19:35 David Carradine's legacy per Jay & Mike
22:31 The Kick Count
24:26 How orginal 😶
24:34 📼 Movie #2
26:54 Me, me, me Ahahahahaha
32:04 Not Frosty the Snowman
34:31 📼 Movie #3
36:41 Obligatory car driving off the cliff clip
38:35 Hey ladies 😉
39:46 It's Lurch!
44:18 'splodey 💥
51:04 Make sure to land directly on the fiery barrels
51:35 Going down with the Jeep
52:43 I have you now!
54:20 BOTW
You need help
Thank you for this
53:00 WHY IN THE HELL DIDN'T THEY TALK ABOUT ALICE COOPER BEING IN THE FILM?!?!?!
currently working on a rich evans laugh trap remix. wish me luck
EEK!
Let me know when you're finished yo
Megggamannnn it's up! It's my newest video :)
EEK! Godspeed, you madman
gonna watch it after this is done
L.A.fan423 thanks fam!
I love Jay's dismissive "Yeah, that's cause that's Len."
I've been waiting so long for this I'm going to watch it on 0.25x speed.
That So Landon ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuyyyyyyyy gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
"He died doing what he loved."
David Carradine
I always wonder if movies like The Christmas Light are just Russian spy codes, ‘the snowman explodes in the vagina at midnight’ 🤫
If you start watching Red Letter Media's "F**k You, It's January! (2017)" video at exactly 11:59:46 PM, Mike and Jay will shout "FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY!" at midnight. Can you think of a more perfect way to bring in the new year?
I love that this episode was about family. I really subverted my expectations.
It is all about family, the Johnson family...wait....oh my god...TLJ was a long troll of RLM by the johnson family who paid a white guy to pretend to be rian johnson, we should have known that isn't how you spell Ryan.
It all makes sense now, and we know what we must do.
Masturbate to lesbian porn.
Ron Marchini is from my hometown and was actually a fantastic karate tournament fighter during his day, seriously legit badass. While taking classes at his Renbukai studio/dojo/whateverthefuck, his movie, Omega Cop, was released "into theaters" and as a treat for his karate students, hosted an early screening at what was then the city's ancient movie theater. It was such a shit show of a movie, but fun to see someone you know in a movie, plus ADAM WEST.
Is "subversion" jokes replacing "replacing" jokes?
They should have built a miniature of the emergency groin surgery building at the end.
Oww my groin.... Oww my groin...
I can only assume the attending doctors said something along the lines of "I haven't seen that many pulled groins since that summer at church camp".
and blow it up
How did it take me 4 viewings of this video until I noticed that the cover of "Night of the KickFighters" features a boot with a goddamn circular saw on it?
Is replacing being subverted by expectations?
Man that American adaptation of "Fist of the North Star" you guys watched first was weird.
Incredibly, The Christmas Light actually has a sequel according to IMDb. That one is basically full length instead of 20 minutes though so I imagine it's just very boring.
Now, me personally, I found this episode subverted my expectations. Very cool.
Whole Grain Glop veryyyy cool!
That weird moment where Red Letter Media turns into Boglinwatch and you can feel all the youtube channels you watch getting closer to The Great Conjunction where they all mold into one super channel that will destroy us all.
27:40 jay snaps out of the fever dream and wakes up to fever reality
I'm disappointed in Mike not working in ST:TNG when describing the evil snowman as a entity of crystals.
Great quote "how did the best of the worst end up better than the last Jedi review". Such a great quote
4:50
"Rachel! It's Lincoln and his goons!"
-Robert E Lee-
The fact that they released a Christmas episode 3 days after Christmas really subverted my expectations.
I clapped!! I clapped when I saw there was a new episode!
purplezebrahoover I saw this comment and I Clapped
Very cool.
Me personally, I loved getting this notification.
I clapped because I know best of the worst.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
The Christmas Light looks like it was filmed inside a blank HL2 multiplayer map
I was thinking more along the lines of very, very early VeggieTales, just a bit creepier, and without the charm.
I swear it uses the same animation assets as the old MS-DOS era Theme Park game
Rich Evans said "breast." As in singular.
Ron Marchini is the latest director / starring actor to wear a black tank-top-sleeveless shirt. RLM is psychic.
It's like a virus! O~O
"welcome to the show, Mike. This is what we do every. fucking. episode."
27:41 is my favorite moment by far. That moment when Jay just quickly leans forward, his attention instantly grabbed as hes trying to figure out whats going on. Its amazing to see.
Other than the fact that the Emergency GROIN Surgery Center (EmPalGroSuCen) was not a miniature, this was perfection. You continue to entertain and delight. I never miss a video.
surviving edged weapons as the star!~ haha perfect