Best of the Worst: Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, and Cathy's Curse

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

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  • @Gizmologist1
    @Gizmologist1 5 лет назад +2828

    I was sort of in the crew and a last minute "actor" in the movie Hackolantern. You would not believe the actual happenings during the filming of this movie. It was absolutrely hilarious. The interior shots were filmed in a an office building on Wilcox Ave and the dance scene was filmed in an artists loft . The nude dancewr was included so the film would hopefully sell in Japanese markets. I started as the electrician and was asked to play a attendee at the party. I am the third guy you see wearing a cowboy hat. Almost all the cast left before filming even started. Everyone was going to get a copy of the VHS tape as pay and an acting credit. They ended up walking through the building asking anyone they saw to be in the dance scene.
    BTW Hackolantern was the 4th title the film had.

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 4 года назад +72

      So what were the other titles?

    • @nycstreetqueen1540
      @nycstreetqueen1540 4 года назад +242

      @@Sazandora123 It's also known as Halloween Night and Death Mask.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +255

      If one of those titles was Devil’s Son, they really fucked up in changing it

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад +16

      allright715 yes, but they still buy the prospect of titays.

    • @taregunner7872
      @taregunner7872 3 года назад +53

      bitch, are you for real?!

  • @mikebliss3153
    @mikebliss3153 3 года назад +1274

    I just realized Mike's contrarian streak was either started or exacerbated by the fact that Jay defended "Feeders" on historical grounds in the previous episode.

    • @rhinocore
      @rhinocore 3 года назад +250

      Jay created a monster.

    • @immortaluglyfish2724
      @immortaluglyfish2724 2 года назад +118

      Mike had his vengeance

    • @cocomaan
      @cocomaan 2 года назад +191

      yeah the bit about how it came from "a certain time" was a reference, hilarious

    • @jhelman0013
      @jhelman0013 Год назад +10

      Dude

    • @Jlaps941
      @Jlaps941 2 месяца назад

      1:01:13 solidifies that idea

  • @SpectreKelevra
    @SpectreKelevra 5 лет назад +2882

    When Mike picked Vampire Assassin, Josh was in disbelief, Jack found it hilariously infuriating, but Jay...Jay was betrayed, Jay lost a friend that day.

    • @samuelrusso4304
      @samuelrusso4304 3 года назад +62

      I wanna like this, but it's at 666 likes.

    • @Dragonwolfworm
      @Dragonwolfworm 3 года назад +80

      That's the most intense reaction Jay has ever had to Mike's choice.

    • @memetechanarchy5381
      @memetechanarchy5381 2 года назад +238

      I like how, at 58:10, 10 seconds before they ask Mike, he takes a sip of beer and you can see him think the words "What if I chose Vampire Assassin?" in real time mid sip. He even looks up at the camera with a shit-eating grin and has to cover his mouth to hide it.

    • @ThePigKnight
      @ThePigKnight 2 года назад +37

      @@memetechanarchy5381 I see it and know I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

    • @coomer1359
      @coomer1359 2 года назад +21

      @@memetechanarchy5381 He knew exactly what he was doing.

  • @TKE198
    @TKE198 6 лет назад +2224

    "So what you're saying is he had 'Imitation Blades'"
    *Jack looks for approval, Rich gives it to him off camera*
    That's love right there

    • @caelinnis
      @caelinnis 6 лет назад +126

      top 10 best anime moments

    • @UpUpBobby
      @UpUpBobby 6 лет назад +83

      RIP Pre Rec :'(

    • @veegar9265
      @veegar9265 5 лет назад +8

      Well Blade is a sucky movie too, .. . but THESE guys wont ever rip THAT movie on here in cause it's a big budget Hollywood industry made movie and THESE guys are much to chickenshit to rip THOSE kind of movies.

    • @masterofwisdom42
      @masterofwisdom42 5 лет назад +70

      @@veegar9265 They did a Re:View on the first blade.

    • @catrachocolo
      @catrachocolo 5 лет назад +77

      You have never watched a single episode of Half in the bag, have you? Or generally followed RLM's work over the last, let's say, six years?

  • @vinko1337
    @vinko1337 6 лет назад +1154

    56:19 Mike calling Jack "That bitch right there" might be one of my favorite BOTW moments ever

    • @lilacbombs_5197
      @lilacbombs_5197 5 лет назад +126

      don't forget the iconic buildup:
      "bitch, laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl!"

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 5 лет назад +80

      the chicken wing thing Jack was doing was great, he even got Jay into it.

    • @peachsalsa6762
      @peachsalsa6762 3 года назад +56

      Every so often Mike turns into an old drag queen and I love it every time

    • @PashaandDrosha
      @PashaandDrosha 2 года назад +14

      @@OrdinaryInspiration I think he's pretending to hoist his suspenders

    • @SwordOfThruthfulness
      @SwordOfThruthfulness 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lilacbombs_5197😊😊

  • @Voiceofreason95
    @Voiceofreason95 4 года назад +1630

    I’m just saying “You're the devil's son”, is kind of a banger

    • @pixelmike54
      @pixelmike54 3 года назад +143

      i only recently put together its just a Shout at the Devil rip off, but it honestly bangs way fucking harder than Shout at the Devil does.

    • @kerrinoir
      @kerrinoir 3 года назад +27

      totally slaps

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 года назад +18

      Kind of?!

    • @WorthlessProductions
      @WorthlessProductions 3 года назад +24

      @@pixelmike54 i don’t know about harder than shout at the devil but it’s definitely catchy

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 года назад +26

      You’re the devils son’s nephew/uncle

  • @MutantAnomaly
    @MutantAnomaly 6 лет назад +2502

    Can we just keep "You're the Devil's Son" as the go-to song for when the show derails?

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 4 года назад +324

      Honestly that song kinda slaps

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 года назад +118

      No way. We still need to hear "The Shimmy'Slide" and "Curse of The Wolf".

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 года назад +52

      I agree, we need to bring the song back for future episodes. It's too appropriate for being drunk over.

    • @alexanderthealright
      @alexanderthealright 4 года назад +75

      it's a wonderful clearly-a-ripoff-but-legally-distinct version of "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 года назад +35

      "I'm in love with a slut" has shot to the front of the pack like a bullet for me

  • @TheCherri306
    @TheCherri306 5 лет назад +2167

    Mike: everybody. send more copies of vampire assassin
    Mike, two years later: why do we have so many copies of this?

    • @freak3470
      @freak3470 4 года назад +192

      he was blasted he probably dont remember lol

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 года назад +50

      Ashley, at the time of me writing this, you have 666 likes on your comm..you’re the deVIL’S SON!!!!!

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 года назад +13

      675 now. Wow, way to ruin a good thing, YTcs

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 года назад +9

      690! Wow, way to desecrate the son of Satan’s numerical appearance

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 3 года назад +7

      703. Keep it up, ya f^%}*!!!

  • @HeySchultz
    @HeySchultz 11 месяцев назад +252

    58:16 At this exact moment, Mike realizes what he’s about to do, can tell no one, and looks directly at the camera (or potentially at Rich offscreen), breaking the fourth wall before his heel turn, changing the course of Best of the Worst forever.

  • @champagneandgummybears
    @champagneandgummybears 6 лет назад +2592

    Jay out did himself with the editing of this. The beer interlude meltdown & rock stings were perfect

    • @mrrizzoguy
      @mrrizzoguy 5 лет назад +92

      Luciano Cayo It was probably that bitch mother’s fault

    • @8thday
      @8thday 4 года назад +3

      Champagne and Gummy Bears It’s FiiIiInNe!

    • @Wynaut22
      @Wynaut22 4 года назад +18

      I was just thinking this has so much production effort in it that I almost expect more now a days. But that’s not to say they haven’t delivered. Rich Evans perfectly edited into turtle dreams will remain among their best moments for years to come.

    • @MrEarltron
      @MrEarltron 4 года назад +6

      Up there for best of the worst episodes

    • @Wynaut22
      @Wynaut22 4 года назад +8

      @@toddjones1480 good eye! just rewatched it and yeah they all have that glow except Rich. bunch of frauds! I'm canceling my patreon subscription!

  • @cleganebowldog6626
    @cleganebowldog6626 6 лет назад +1291

    At 58:14 you can pinpoint the moment where Mike comes up with his brilliant plan to completely derail the episode.
    I keep rewatching the last few minutes of this, absolutely hilarious!

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 6 лет назад +14

      Mike is Damien

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 6 лет назад +9

      You're mother's a jackal!

    • @MrNotJoker
      @MrNotJoker 6 лет назад +95

      Clegane Bowldog that evil smirk he tries to cover up is gold

    • @MrHEC381991
      @MrHEC381991 6 лет назад +66

      The "I'm gonna annoy Jay" look lol

    • @mellissareade4393
      @mellissareade4393 6 лет назад +5

      What is the name of the song that plays when mike makes is pick for best of the worst because it only makes the whole thing better!!

  • @EXbobomb
    @EXbobomb 6 лет назад +1654

    I love how Mike complains about one word on the Cathy's Curse box being wrong when the whole front cover of Vampire Assassin is fake.

    • @matthewkemmer7943
      @matthewkemmer7943 4 года назад +215

      But there ain't no demon

    • @dimitre316
      @dimitre316 4 года назад +23

      They went over the Vampire Assassin cover as well. Idk what this complaint is about.

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 3 года назад +53

      I think Mike was just drunk and conveyed his point the worst way, but all he was trying to say was he didn't understand what Cathy's motivation or goal was.

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 3 года назад +23

      @@matthewkemmer7943 *chicken arms commence in response*

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 3 года назад +46

      @@grimkaizer8417 No, he was trying to say that she ain't no demon because she ain't no demon.

  • @GuildOfCalamity
    @GuildOfCalamity 6 лет назад +1663

    Their Patreon is now just a front for Mike's replacement liver.

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 6 лет назад +109

      The RED in Redletter media stands for all the bloodtransfusions they have to buy for Mike's kidney dialyses.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 6 лет назад +9

      They only had 5 or 6 beers. It's either put on, or they are light weights.

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 6 лет назад +16

      deathshead357 jack talked about how he cant drink much beer, thats why he drinks extra strong beer.

    • @meggiebee
      @meggiebee 5 месяцев назад +2

      Red liver media.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 Месяц назад

      He has the replacement liver of a bum!

  • @ancient122
    @ancient122 6 лет назад +5634

    I feel like Mike is slowly becoming the antagonist of this series.

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 5 лет назад +927

    Canuxploitation is just when they call down Jim and Collin for BOTW episodes

  • @BezoRazo
    @BezoRazo 6 лет назад +535

    The Siri voice actually had _more_ inflection and personality reading the lines than the actress did! xD

  • @benwilliamson3658
    @benwilliamson3658 4 года назад +843

    When you realize the star of Hack-O-Lantern, Gregory Scott Cummins is Mac’s Dad from Its always sunny

    • @TheSquash3
      @TheSquash3 4 года назад +59

      Ben Williamson he was also in Action U.S.A. lol

    • @tobiasthuresson7270
      @tobiasthuresson7270 4 года назад +12

      Also, one of the lovable cops in Bosch.

    • @damnryn_
      @damnryn_ 4 года назад +44

      NO WAY. I KNEW HE WAS VERY FAMILIAR. Thank u for doing the research for me hehe

    • @Avatar_of_Chairness
      @Avatar_of_Chairness 4 года назад +11

      OH MY GOOODD!!

    • @Goose.Films.
      @Goose.Films. 4 года назад +40

      And as well as being in blade runner, Hy Pike was also the corrupt mayor in Dolemite! What is going on with this movie

  • @davenyx9249
    @davenyx9249 4 года назад +511

    Top RLM Slappers:
    1. "Don't Panic"
    2. "Devil's Son"
    3. "Curse of the Wolf"
    4. "Against The Ninja" from Miami Connection
    5. Suburban Sasquatch Loop
    6."Him Than Me" from Deadly Prey
    7. "Lubricator" from Blood Debts
    Honorable mentions:
    Dangerous Men Loop
    Alien Private Eye (the song he dances to at his place)
    Mr. Wiggles Loop.

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 4 года назад +69

      the sasquach growl noise

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 3 года назад +98

      Don’t forget Dr. Mysterio’s Patented Video Almanac of Fun

    • @anonymouss4635
      @anonymouss4635 3 года назад +101

      SOS ya da da da da da da SOS

    • @YurrWhat
      @YurrWhat 3 года назад +52

      you totally forgot about Mike's worm song lol that would be my number one lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 года назад +15

      How about the incredibly shitty love song from _The Last Vampire on Earth?_

  • @wjrg7180
    @wjrg7180 6 лет назад +729

    58:11 - 3 seconds before Mike realizes that he will, in fact, be making THAT choice...

    • @rebdomine1
      @rebdomine1 5 лет назад +45

      Good call.

    • @mh13mini
      @mh13mini 4 года назад +32

      58:14 he looks right at the camera

  • @JelloReilly
    @JelloReilly 6 лет назад +1481

    How did Jack get drunker than Mike? Isn't that going against the established canon?

    • @smt2542
      @smt2542 6 лет назад +175

      It's not called the Halloween Spooktacular for no reason

    • @grahamwade5932
      @grahamwade5932 6 лет назад +292

      Jack handles his booze worse then everyone else. You can see him start to fly off the rails before anyone else usually. It's funny stuff. You go Jack

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 6 лет назад +224

      Is Jack's low alcohol tolerance replacing Mike's crippling alcoholism?

    • @carlosguillermo566
      @carlosguillermo566 6 лет назад +102

      ReillyDude they've been slowly building that character trait so they could semi-officially start the Drunk Jack Arc with this episode

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 6 лет назад +17

      The power level are all over the place!

  • @bonham13
    @bonham13 5 лет назад +758

    This BoW is filled with so many good scenes and quotable moments I feel like "Why so a boy?" doesn't get the love it deserves.

    • @lolimfranco
      @lolimfranco 3 года назад +11

      Nice Giles Corey profile photo 🤙🏼

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 2 года назад +29

      "This is the height of BotW." - Jack after watching Mike sniff Josh's beard

    • @movimentodoscacos
      @movimentodoscacos 2 года назад +12

      My favorite Giles Corey song "I'm going to do it (I'm going to quote RLM)"

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +5

      @@HughMansonMD I mean, he's not wrong; I was crying with laughter at that moment!

    • @gremlinbd
      @gremlinbd Год назад

      "Your mother's a bitch!" Is way too good

  • @frenandin
    @frenandin 6 лет назад +1025

    Jack: "Who dat? Dat's Cathy, man"
    Mike: "BITCH! Laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl"
    Favorite exchange in BOTW ever

    • @kswindl
      @kswindl 6 лет назад +65

      This was a really great episode

    • @ShelledHandle
      @ShelledHandle 6 лет назад +112

      Drunk Mike vs Drunk Jack, the world can't handle it

    • @RoachOverlord
      @RoachOverlord 6 лет назад +34

      Mike's "Y'all wrong!" is another favorite. This episode is golden.

    • @ThePhysicsGun
      @ThePhysicsGun 6 лет назад +13

      I remember Breath of the Wild differently

    • @ViewtifulMartez
      @ViewtifulMartez 6 лет назад +34

      BUT THERE AINT NO DEMON

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything 6 лет назад +897

    I love how the text to speech program actually has more emotion than the 'actress'

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад +12

      @@fourcrippledhorses Probably had a stereotypical asian überthicc accent. Community centre actress.

  • @theprooblem
    @theprooblem 4 года назад +332

    7:02 As an Italian, I am truly honored that my language is being butchered by Rich Evans just like English is.

  • @viron3664
    @viron3664 6 лет назад +1035

    58:14 The moment when Mike took his vengeance and derailed the episode. Bask in this moment of glory.

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 6 лет назад +188

      Haha, totally. He starts to giggle, and looks at the camera and covers his mouth. He knew exactly what he was going to say and I honestly think he was trying to straight face but knew it was so ridiculous he couldn't hold back completely.

    • @drumbeard
      @drumbeard 2 года назад +1

      I'm probably really late with the question, but what did Mike say? I can't tell (not a native speaker).

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +7

      @@drumbeard "My pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin"

    • @drumbeard
      @drumbeard Год назад +3

      @@korganrocks3995 ahhh, so he basically trolled them all there with his pick. I get it now, thanks!

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 лет назад +278

    When Jack gets this lit, he's basically a Jack-o'-lantern...

  • @howyoudoin564
    @howyoudoin564 2 года назад +111

    My favorite thing about Rich is when he tells a joke and laughs at it you can hear him repeat the joke in his laugh 😂

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh 2 года назад +19

      YES EVERYTIME! I hated it at first but it's like honestly so endearing

  • @sarahl701
    @sarahl701 6 лет назад +497

    *BUT THERE AIN'T NO DEMON!!!!!!*
    Looks like Jack knows exactly how to piss off Mike: insisting that a ghost is a demon.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 6 лет назад +70

      Sarah Low it's because of his embarrassing obsession with ghosts

    • @sarahl701
      @sarahl701 6 лет назад +19

      56:10 DAN AYKROYD FINAL FORM UNLOCKED:LVL∞

    • @CarltonGauss
      @CarltonGauss 6 лет назад +20

      HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
      He's fascinated with the paranormal.

  • @donniegarbonzo3482
    @donniegarbonzo3482 6 лет назад +413

    Jay killed it with the editing on this one. Mike I love you for picking vampire assassin. Great episode guys.

  • @KrazyChibi
    @KrazyChibi 5 лет назад +307

    So Hy Pike was in Hack-O-Lantern, and was also in Dolemite with Rudy Ray Moore who was in Vampire Assassin; It's all connected!

    • @Undeabducks
      @Undeabducks 4 года назад +23

      It's like poetry

    • @DH-xh3pg
      @DH-xh3pg 4 года назад +11

      Hy Pyke was actually in Blade Runner....

    • @zenobia10127
      @zenobia10127 3 года назад +3

      @@Undeabducks I see what you did there.

    • @eddiemasters3048
      @eddiemasters3048 2 года назад +5

      the protagonist of hack-o-lantern is also luther mcdonald in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he plays a super intimidating criminal who is also mac's dad I was super surprised to see him on an episode of best of the worst

    • @Nummymuffincocobutter
      @Nummymuffincocobutter 2 года назад +3

      if you thought he was over the top in Hack-O-Latern,then check him out in Slithis ..oooh boy

  • @Peratohtori
    @Peratohtori 6 лет назад +510

    Mike just had a stroke on screen and Rich is more concerned about the tapes

  • @Sam_McGuire
    @Sam_McGuire 6 лет назад +747

    The editing was extraordinary in this episode.

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 5 лет назад +31

      The special effects were FANTASTIC

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +19

      It’s almost like Rich was actually there in the viewing room!

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 4 года назад +6

      Your mothers a bitch.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 4 года назад +136

    I love how the mention of HARVEY WEINSTEIN makes the camera shake.

  • @Fubs_the_queen
    @Fubs_the_queen 3 года назад +280

    Wait, if Tommy is 18 (as it says on the box) and he’s the oldest sibling, then his little brother is under 18 and a cop?

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 года назад +75

      That's how they roll in Davenport.

    • @swostika-m8x
      @swostika-m8x 10 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe legal age is 17 there

    • @takeru3159
      @takeru3159 12 дней назад

      Theoretically, they could be 9 months apart in age so that Tommy is almost 19 while the brother just turned 18. Must have gone through training pretty fast though if they already trust him to go on patrol by himself.

  • @Avtbro
    @Avtbro 6 лет назад +676

    I love Mike's ability to maintain his composure & remain totally serious even though what he is saying is complete & total bullshit. All the while everyone else, including myself, is in tears. Bravo good sir, bravo.

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 лет назад +22

      Jay is even better at that stuff! Watch some of Nerd Crew

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 4 года назад +17

      @@maw9406 yeah but this is mike making up arguments for vampire assassin

    • @doktormabuse4794
      @doktormabuse4794 4 года назад +14

      @@maw9406 Jay is his real self on Nerd Crew.

  • @kregorovillupo3625
    @kregorovillupo3625 3 года назад +236

    In Italy we call them "giallo" (yellow) for this reason: often, as I'm sure you've noticed, this kind of B stuff is cheap, and of uncertain economic returns. Italian thriller stories were no less unpredictable, and publishers wanted to produce books the cheapest, and the big expense was the paper. So, they used the cheapest recycled paper, that comes out was colored yellow for lacking bleaching, another process that would have made paper cost more. Thrillers books were actually yellow, and they did for a long time. I think the internet killed yellow books, since internet is cheaper.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 года назад +78

      It’s the same reason we call those books “pulpy” and where “pulp fiction” comes from. Because those cheap pages were very pulpy.

    • @TheRealJabbergeist
      @TheRealJabbergeist 2 года назад +25

      @@ogolthorp Thank you, I have wondered about this for my entire life.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +8

      That's really interesting, thank you!

    • @watchoutforsnak3s
      @watchoutforsnak3s 2 года назад +15

      That’s why if you watch early Giallos from the 70s they’re mostly mystery/thrillers. It wasn’t until later guys like Argento started incorporating horror/supernatural elements.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Год назад +2

      The internet killed most things people enjoy

  • @TheIrishSpartacus
    @TheIrishSpartacus 6 лет назад +205

    I tried cosplaying as Mike for Halloween, now I'm an alcoholic!

    • @fowof
      @fowof 6 лет назад +1

      TheIrishSpartacus your doin gods work

    • @TheIrishSpartacus
      @TheIrishSpartacus 6 лет назад +1

      +f1owo1f 91 Thank you sir, it has to be done..

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 6 лет назад +3

      TheIrishSpartacus if you cosplay as Rich do you get diabetes?

    • @TheIrishSpartacus
      @TheIrishSpartacus 6 лет назад +2

      +Jessica Meloy Exactly what I was contemplating, I'm also worried cosplaying as Jay could result in gayness

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 6 лет назад

      TheIrishSpartacus you would also have to sneak a copy of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper into the bathroom at the manhole

  • @sednoid
    @sednoid 2 года назад +220

    I can't believe it's been 14 years since this episode. Definitely one of their best.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie 2 года назад +1

      It's true how they say that everything was different before 911.

    • @heavydfunk
      @heavydfunk Год назад +1

      35 years ago, we learned Mike is the Devil's son.

    • @mojavefry2617
      @mojavefry2617 Год назад +7

      14? Dude, I think you added 10 to it.

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o Год назад +19

      I truly can’t believe it’s been 20 years since this episode.

    • @Varumitto
      @Varumitto 9 месяцев назад

      Really feels weird to watch this 'u-tube' videos rescued from Amazon servers after California got nuked in the Third American Civil War 23 years ago. To think, even back then it was already ancient. All the people in it probably died when Iranians released the first nanotech zombie plague they developed in cooperation with Russian and North Korean scientists in 2057, unless the crippling diabetes, AIDS and other diseases the primitive medicine of the time couldn't fix killed them even before that.

  • @eartianwerewolf
    @eartianwerewolf 5 лет назад +258

    That devil's son song still plays in my head from this review .

    • @blayne4343
      @blayne4343 4 года назад +2

      @@josephdarkhelmet9494 thank you! I couldn't put my finger on it.

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 4 года назад +2

      @Lil' Connor Peterson omg thank you

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад +5

      @The Dead Peterson Kid
      It's absolutely a less fun Shout at the Devil. The chorus is almost identical.

  • @trogdoar149
    @trogdoar149 6 лет назад +341

    Mikes plan to completely derail the episode worked so well.

  • @MrWayesh
    @MrWayesh 6 лет назад +233

    58:56 hearing Rich laughing in the background as the rest yell in disbelief just does it.

  • @WhiteSpyder170
    @WhiteSpyder170 3 года назад +84

    Mike choosing Vampire Assassin as Best of the Worst still stands to this day as my favorite moment in the entire Redletter Media Cinematic Universe.

  • @Sakash52
    @Sakash52 6 лет назад +78

    Between Mike calling Jack a bitch, "THERE AIN'T NO DEMON", drunken shenanigans and Mike picking Vampire Assassin as the best of the worst simply to troll the others, this has been one of the greatest videos ever uploaded to RUclips.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 лет назад +1032

    that mother seems like a nice lady

    • @whette_fahrtz
      @whette_fahrtz 6 лет назад +26

      Is Burnt Guy "the devil's son"?

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 4 года назад +90

      apparently, she’s a bi-
      g contributor to her community

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 года назад +15

      Only an autistic cat could think such things

    • @AdmiralRamirez7
      @AdmiralRamirez7 3 года назад +8

      Wowee

    • @moisheshucklegruber2982
      @moisheshucklegruber2982 3 года назад +9

      based wilburgur is an rlm fan. I knew it

  • @Heliosphan15
    @Heliosphan15 2 года назад +51

    “Why so a boy” is one of those RLM moments I always randomly remember and laugh at.

  • @spartacus5950
    @spartacus5950 6 лет назад +518

    >Mike talking about the little guy making movies
    This must be revenge for Jay defending Feeders.

    • @spartacus5950
      @spartacus5950 6 лет назад +39

      M Bavne
      Ah fuck, rewatched recently and realized it's not even implied, it's literally lathered on as to be obvious. Fucking kill me.

  • @Blandco
    @Blandco 6 лет назад +615

    Glad to hear that Josh is taking good care of his beard.

    • @Cs-zp5sr
      @Cs-zp5sr 6 лет назад +1

      Hey yeah, Bay Rum smells fantastic.

    • @AccasTheGreat
      @AccasTheGreat 6 лет назад +5

      I always thought Jay was the homosexual of the group. Is he not?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 дней назад

      Meanwhile Jay, who's only heard of cream as an icing on a cake, is losing his shit.
      To be fair to Josh, a beard of this length does require daily maintenance, including brushing, shampooing (ok, maybe not daily), and conditioning with oil or, well, a conditioner. Lest it would appear a scraggly unkempt mop.

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 4 года назад +50

    26:56
    That whole Rudy Ray Moore bit is one of my favourite tangents the guys have ever done: "WHAT HAVE YOUR COMPUTER HAD!?"

  • @NoMoreNever
    @NoMoreNever 4 года назад +64

    "We're...we're...we're neglecting one very important aspect of the movie. And that's the fact that at the Halloween dance party there is someone...eh...dressed like a salad."

  • @tumulovermelho93
    @tumulovermelho93 5 лет назад +394

    when this video was released, i was in a very deep depression, lying face down on my bed all day.
    I watched best of the worst nonstop for days and it made me laugh when nothing else would.
    thanks. mike's "oww" always makes me smile.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 4 года назад +47

      Hope you're feeling better now.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 4 года назад +22

      My favorite parts are when Mike makes fun of old people.
      That always cheers me up.

    • @Avatar_of_Chairness
      @Avatar_of_Chairness 4 года назад +17

      Listening to Rich Evans laugh always cracks me up.

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 3 года назад +14

      What a coincidence! I’m in a very deep depression lying face down all day right now!

    • @christiano3819
      @christiano3819 3 года назад +1

      @@bondfool man up zoomer

  • @brookem3889
    @brookem3889 Год назад +21

    Omg. The lady is still covered in soap when she gets out of the bath. That might be the scariest moment I've seen in any horror movie.

  • @anitathompson1050
    @anitathompson1050 4 года назад +187

    I just realized that Mike wanted to destroy Vampire Assassin all along. That's why he voted for it, to make the other guys hate it even more through his contrarianism. What an evil genius.

  • @langweiligesprofil4926
    @langweiligesprofil4926 6 лет назад +53

    Mike got his revenge on jay for feeders. ........all this vampire assassins shilling XD

  • @HunchbackJack
    @HunchbackJack 2 года назад +62

    Getting Siri to ADR the lines of that one actress is a kind of mad genius.

    • @trevorgardner2647
      @trevorgardner2647 2 года назад +4

      I know this is late, but I really don't think it's text to speech. Its gotta be someone just reading the lines as flat as possible. It sounds like someone trying to so sound like text to speech 🤣

  • @cortus8046
    @cortus8046 6 лет назад +314

    This episode in particular had some really great editing. I doubt they read the comments but nice work Jay.

  • @isaiah2261
    @isaiah2261 6 лет назад +474

    I'm so glad that you guys used your platform and audience to speak out against (insert tragedy) in (insert city). We must come together and work to pray to stop this from happening again!

    • @o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o
      @o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o 6 лет назад +20

      This is really good, yeah. It's important to start a conversation, to spread awareness.

    • @isaiah2261
      @isaiah2261 6 лет назад +20

      about the truck of peace?

  • @handler8838
    @handler8838 3 года назад +31

    Cathy's curse had a better child actress than many Half in the Bag movies

  • @Spartan300001
    @Spartan300001 6 лет назад +260

    1:01:11 This is hands down one of my favorite episodes of BotW, and it was entirely sealed by that moment. That's literal weeks and hours of payoff for that fucking joke and I lost it. 10/10.

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B 6 лет назад +18

      Actually, it took twelve years to make.

    • @vulkantheprimarch8905
      @vulkantheprimarch8905 6 лет назад +4

      I dont get it.

    • @Captroop
      @Captroop 5 лет назад +8

      @@vulkantheprimarch8905 Watch the "Feeders" episode from a couple months earlier.

  • @auctorita
    @auctorita 5 лет назад +302

    When Jack said "Ok Satanists" my google home responded to it

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 года назад +11

      Did it list Satanists who were ok people or did it call the authorities?

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 года назад +3

      @@V4Now "This is a list of Satanists who are in your area..."

  • @gammaphonic
    @gammaphonic Год назад +21

    Mike “I’m not doing this to be a contrarian” Stoklasa.

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 6 лет назад +265

    2 BOTW's in the same month its a Halloween miracle

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 6 лет назад +1

      Breaking new ground!

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi 6 лет назад +1160

    01:00:14 Mike disapproves of anyone who can't open their booze on the first try as if by second nature

    • @josiahsweinhagen3240
      @josiahsweinhagen3240 6 лет назад +37

      He is so powerful and intoxicated, he can keep the bottles he opens... from being full

    • @peregrinusoblivione4967
      @peregrinusoblivione4967 6 лет назад +5

      @@purritokitten Being a drinker and alcoholism are much different. He probably hates having to watch 6 hours of shit for a paycheck. Id get trashed too. Sometimes a man has to drink to spend time with his fools Lets hope he doesn't go out like Hemingway.

    • @peregrinusoblivione4967
      @peregrinusoblivione4967 6 лет назад +6

      There are much cheaper things all over Milwaukee to be addicted to.

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 3 года назад +21

    Ah, the ecstasy of finding an episode you somehow haven't seen. A true gift.

  • @RochesFan
    @RochesFan 5 лет назад +98

    15:47 I've been laughing too hard at "Novak is Slovak" each time to have noticed "Bakula is Dracula" until now

  • @carlosguillermo566
    @carlosguillermo566 6 лет назад +156

    That little transition with the bats over mike's bored expression is so funny and cute. You guys are very good at doing this kind of little amusing edits

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont 8 месяцев назад +6

    At this point the Hack-O-Lantern song is just another song that sometimes you hear at my place

  • @WaifuDiver
    @WaifuDiver 4 года назад +106

    Mike smelling Josh's beard was the highlight of the episode.

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 4 года назад +37

      Smelling Josh’s beard should be a Patreon tier.

  • @DanielHaut
    @DanielHaut 6 лет назад +166

    58:16 the moment Mike thinks of his shitty pick for BotW

    • @SeanORaigh
      @SeanORaigh 6 лет назад +14

      Turner Haut You can see as the gears start turning. It's beautiful.

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 4 года назад +37

    The part where Mike asked they were “gonna say anything about vampires yet?” is low key one of my favorite RLM moments for some reason.

  • @jerrypie2792
    @jerrypie2792 3 года назад +80

    Mike actually hates Vampire Assassin. He knew that the rest of them would want to destroy it, so he picked it and told everyone to send more copies so that they would keep destroying them out of spite, not knowing that it’s all part of Mike’s plan to rid the world of Vampire Assassin.

    • @keithcornetta647
      @keithcornetta647 2 года назад +4

      Love it ...it's more than plausible that's what he orchestrated.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Год назад +5

      Mike Stoklasa Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampire Assassin is my favorite Scientist album.

    • @nickmarkins6746
      @nickmarkins6746 Год назад +3

      Hey they did that with Nukie maybe now they will rid the world of the filth that is vampire assassin.

  • @chaosmos24
    @chaosmos24 6 лет назад +66

    Holy shit, I lost it at satanic grandpa being in 'Blade Runner.'

  • @joshbaker3545
    @joshbaker3545 10 месяцев назад +11

    It's now been six years since this was uploaded and it may still be the episode I come back to the most.

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 6 лет назад +167

    Freeze frame on 10:26
    "It simply needs to be witnessed, like a two-headed baby in a jar." - Final Girl
    that was a review blurb.
    that was a review blurb they used to promote their movie!

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 года назад +8

      *the best that she had to say about it*

  • @DaveGouda
    @DaveGouda 6 лет назад +69

    That was honestly the best evil laugh I've ever heard. Good on ya Hy Pyke

  • @ATB80
    @ATB80 3 года назад +42

    Three years later, I still think this is the best episode of BOTW.

    • @cocomaan
      @cocomaan 2 года назад

      This and Ryans Babe.

  • @benevolentworldexploder5395
    @benevolentworldexploder5395 6 лет назад +108

    This episode should have been labeled "When RLM has an alcohol level higher than your grade point average".

  • @espeh75
    @espeh75 6 лет назад +145

    You really outdid yourselves with the sets this episode.

    • @malakai713
      @malakai713 6 лет назад +1

      woah it's raining outside the window

  • @Endocrom
    @Endocrom Год назад +262

    Greetings to everyone marthoning the Halloween specials before the 2022 edition.

    • @ShennyIsLive
      @ShennyIsLive Год назад +13

      I was not disappointed, with this Halloween special or the 2022 one, but I am actually going back and watching EVERY Best of the Worst video, not just the Halloween ones. 😁

    • @Stogger1459
      @Stogger1459 Год назад +6

      I’m specifically looking forwards to the one where Jack, Jay, and Mike get incredibly drunk, my favorite episode

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate Год назад +3

      I watch it afterwards...cause I am a rebel...but technically its before the 2023 Halloween special

    • @Karmakamilia
      @Karmakamilia Год назад +2

      I was not, but that sounds like a good idea. =p

    • @janedoe-ld5gt
      @janedoe-ld5gt Год назад +7

      You assume I don’t watch this at least once every other day

  • @Achromasloth
    @Achromasloth 6 лет назад +206

    I never saw a movie with a more fitting title for this channel than "HACK-o-Lantern"

  • @TheSpecterRanger
    @TheSpecterRanger 6 лет назад +306

    God I love watching you guys. The movies are always interesting buts it’s you guys who do the real entertaining. I hope you all have a successful 2018.

  • @Ohfishyfishyfish
    @Ohfishyfishyfish 4 года назад +30

    A link between the two first movies: the actor Hy Pyke was in the original Dolemite with Rudy Ray Moore. He played the mayor.

  • @Kugelschreiber333
    @Kugelschreiber333 6 лет назад +374

    I think i'm getting drunk by osmosis

  • @ASaltyGhost
    @ASaltyGhost 6 лет назад +18

    The segment of Mike shuffling on his chair had me in stitches.

  • @YurrWhat
    @YurrWhat 3 года назад +37

    58:12 Lmfao Mike already knows he’s gunna piss everyone off lol he looks at the camera and Jay just before ruining the night lmao

  • @sorenai
    @sorenai 6 лет назад +148

    The editing was particularly excellent this episode

  • @weberthanyou4798
    @weberthanyou4798 6 лет назад +115

    ,,Warr we destroryn?''- Mike Stoklasa 2017

  • @ryan8401
    @ryan8401 2 года назад +18

    It always makes me smile at just how happy Jay is to correct Rich on "giallo" lol.

  • @TheJakescott1515
    @TheJakescott1515 6 лет назад +61

    I feel like mike has the best job in the world where he gets to talk about movies for a living and he is deeply depressed because of it.

  • @bobaTJ
    @bobaTJ 6 лет назад +238

    This is the drunkest I have EVER SEEN THEM holy shit.

    • @bobaTJ
      @bobaTJ 6 лет назад +21

      AH WELL. That is true. I guess collectively, though. Like *everyone* is so goddamn drunk here, not just the resident blastmaster.

    • @Macho_Fantastico
      @Macho_Fantastico 6 лет назад

      I don't know, that Halloween episode filmed in that old house Mike got pretty drunk on that wine.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 дней назад

      There was an episode where filming had to be halted and scheduled to the next day, because everyone was getting drunk beyond the point of actually being functional.
      It was also one of the Halloween episodes, the one where we learn that Jay is a serial pussy killer.

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 года назад +9

    I was watching Vamp tonight and noticed that Hy Pyke was in that film too as the desk clerk. Unlike Blade Runner, where he looked and sounded a bit like he did in Hack-O-Lantern, in Vamp, with the beard and a different voice, he was pretty unrecognizable.

  • @wesleylafleur9147
    @wesleylafleur9147 6 лет назад +104

    This really is the best channel on RUclips.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 6 лет назад +3

      It truly is.... now let's demonetize it for not being friendly to constant Final Fantasy 15 ads and the same Schizophrenic woman constantly hitting the snooze button.

  • @ericcaulfield4477
    @ericcaulfield4477 2 года назад +25

    Apparently the actor who played the dad in Cathy's Curse who said "Your mother's a bitch!" has been in a lot of David Cronenberg movies including Crash, A History of Violence and Rabid. At least that's according to IMBD.

  • @Hallinilla9
    @Hallinilla9 Год назад +19

    I don't know if it's been mentioned in these thousands of comments, but I think Josh's "NO KISSES!!!" is one of the greatest moments of the series. Thanks, Josh.

  • @M17-s7b
    @M17-s7b 6 лет назад +39

    When Mike starts falling and he hasn't even started drinking.

  • @SnazzBot
    @SnazzBot 6 лет назад +94

    Gregory Scott Cummins AKA Mac's Dad from always sunny is Hack-O-Lantern's Tommy.

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 5 лет назад +8

      IASIP cinematic universe?

    • @UpUpBobby
      @UpUpBobby 5 лет назад +1

      HOLY SHIT MY MIND IS BLOWN

  • @henrykester7915
    @henrykester7915 3 года назад +15

    Amazingly, Vampire Assassin and Blade actually share an actor! Gerald Okamura has a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him cameo in Blade as a vampire elder

  • @jokerz7936
    @jokerz7936 6 лет назад +38

    Cathy's Curse sounds like a 50's body hygiene/development film.

  • @aenarion21
    @aenarion21 6 лет назад +259

    Coincidentally, "Best of the Worst" is also the name of Harvey Weinsteins private video collection.

    • @tukamousa9025
      @tukamousa9025 6 лет назад +21

      Wow.
      Good job on being the first non-meme comment in an RLM comments section. You, sir, have my respect.

    • @キヨヒメ
      @キヨヒメ 6 лет назад +6

      aenarion21 Finally. Someone knows the difference between irony and coincidence.

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 5 лет назад +13

    I've never laughed at Jack AND Josh that hard: "Do you want to smell it ?" and "Show me where" respectively.

  • @GOPsithlord
    @GOPsithlord 6 лет назад +42

    RLM: the one place that will put every joke in context, in case you don't get it or are too old. I respect that.