Typical Germany Fan vs Average Soviet Enjoyer | HOI4 MEME
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- Опубликовано: 27 июн 2024
- Hello, today i bring you most edited video yet on my channel, be sure to stick with me, because this train ain't stopping yet.
EDIT 05.07.2022 No i am not communist XD
And i am actively supporting Ukraine.
Kristof makes mostly gaming or historical videos on monthly basis, well edited and super fun!
2000 hours in Hearts of Iron 4 already, and my favorite thing to do is micro,
also big fan of Sabaton.
We often play with likes as Grisha, Dankus, Lennard and i hope one day we will be able to play in a Bokoen TFB game!
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:06 - German Domination
00:24 - It gets cold
00:32 - Prelude
00:47 - Counteroffensive
01:07 - Panther Wotan Line
01:20 - Operation Bagration
01:43 - Collapse of the Reich
01:52 - Ending
Songs:
Erika Trap : • Emily K - Erika Remix ...
Katyusha (Extended Mix) : • Katyusha (Extended Mix)
TAGS:
HOI4 MRINCREDIBLE MR INCREDIBLE MEME EASTERN FRONT KURSK MOSCOW DEFENDERS OF MOSCOW SABATON BAGRATION STALINGRAD MINSK KIEV LENINGRAD RZHEV FALL BLAU BARBAROSSA QUALITY BEST MOMENTS BASED MEMES TOMMYKAY DANKUS GRISHA ISP BOKOEN BO GOLDEN COLLAGE DANZIG OPERATION URANUS USSR ZSRR SOVIET SOVIETS GERMANY HITLER STALIN GUDERIAN MANSTEIN ROMMEL ZHUKOV CHAD VIRGIN N@ZI STALIN WEHRABOO COUNTERATTACK 
Игры
![Turbulence [But It's a Military History of World War 2]](/img/1.gif)
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Well germany (nazi) actually has a song about erika
(About peace)
And rn russia is fighting ukraine
Now germany is chad and russia is VIRGIN (is virgin a bad word)
@@robloxplayer8779 nah
The real reason why Nazis lost, Hitler's mustache was shorter and Stalin's mustache is big .
Mustache is power.
Based
@Joseph Stalin Your mustache might be thicker but my dick is bigger. Cope pinko, America wins again!
I mean yes it's true.
Look at all the trait Stalin have in HOI4 in comparison to Hitler
Based
Actually, Nazis Can't Defeat Soviets Because USSR Is Too Cold🆒🧊☃️❄️
Imagine telling german soldiers in Moscow that in less than 3 years they will be doing the same thing but in Berlin
Yeah ... My great-grandfather went through the whole war and fought in Warsaw, Prague, Berlin. He was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD. The brother of my other great-grandfather was a tanker and fought in Stalingrad
@@Anonymous-qj3sf did you ever had the chance to have them tell you about the war ?
@@majormiller493 No, but I remember something that my grandfather told me through him. Mostly about corpses, a huge number of deaths of civilians, in general, nothing good. Nazi dogs killed 20 million Soviet civilians. My great-grandfather, who was a counterintelligence officer of the NKVD, also told my grandfather that the Germans fled en masse from the battlefield, leaving military equipment in 1944-1945, when the Soviet army surrounded them in Czechoslovakia, Poland, Romania, etc., and also about the fact that SS soldiers were not taken prisoner, because they were immediately shot or hanged. I have practically no information about my great-grandfather's brother, a tanker, except that he received a medal for courage and the Order of the Patriotic War, 2nd degree
@@Anonymous-qj3sf you should try to gather all you can about your grand and grand grandfathers, saddly we are the last generation to have the opportunity to interact with WW2 veterans, we have to do all we can to preserve their memory, I am from Yougoslavia and I'm trying to gather intels about my grand grandfathers, to see if any of them ever joined the Partisans, I also have (probably) a grandfather that fought on the german side on my mom's side familly, I'm also trying to learn more about weither he was involved in WW2 or not but it's very complicated since the last person who knew him is a aunt I've never talked to or seen
@@majormiller493Yes, I learned quite a lot about my great-grandfather, not only from the stories of my grandfather, but also from the Internet. I also have his photographs, documents, medals and a leather bag that he wore during the war. I wish you good luck in finding information about your great-grandfathers.
Germany: "NOOOO you can't just push us back to Berlin and split our country in half NOOOO"
USSR: "Observe"
wrong.
Germany wasn't split in half, it was split in three. Yall acting like austria isn't germany
@@romanianturk2101
Lmfao it has historically not been apart of Germany for the vast majority of its existence.
Austria is german
@@gmodrules123456789 OSTERREICH IST DEUTSCHER XAXAXAXAXAXA
@@urmomissofat977
Austrians have been doing their own thing since the Middle Ages. They have always been a distinct force from the Prussians. They were apart of Germany for about 8 years, and were independent for about 400,
This is actually insane, and very well done. I don’t know why it hasn’t taken off yet
give this bad boy time, last one took about a month to get to 10k views, and then it exploaded to 50k in no time
@@Kristof1 I just randomly got it on my home page it might be happening soon
Maybe Its because of problems on Ukraine
@@Dr._toast probably
@@Kristof1 Hm, seems like it finally exploded, btw had it in my feed
i love how you make awesome borders, and make hoi4 the most historically possible.
you don't even know how much time it took to get accurate encirclement of Kyiv
@@Kristof1 it's spelt "Kiev"
@@marysartr not in russian
@@marysartr they spell ir kyiv together with some other countries
@@somwhereinanalternatefutur2839 its spelled kiev in russian
Germany was trying to take Sevastopol for 200+ days, in 1944 Hitler said "If we were fighting for Sevastopol that long, then they will never ever take Koenigsberg"
It actually took Soviets *THREE. DAYS.* to take Koenigsberg
Königsberh im 3 Tagen!
Soviets: "Koenigsberg? You mean Kaliningrad, comrade?"
The third rich is so weak that the Soviets went on side quests while simultaneously fighting the reich.
When you learned history from whatsapp University:
@@jefdalevidal4978 Yes, how did you know where I went?
You mean the soviets relied on teammates 😹
You mean the invasion of Iran
@@CrazyHermitVizard Yes
What did we learn from this video: *never mess with Soviet union*
Unless you're Ukraine.
@@Kejsaren and Baltic States
afghan moment
No ive learned to not send all your troops in a desert just to take Stalingrad.
@@Mr_HouseHaus good then...
what if you
wanted stanligrad
but god said
"NO STEP BACK"
what if god said "whoever kills Hitler gets to go to Heaven."
@@tomw3886 💀
As a Soviet enjoyer, can agree.
Yes
siuuu
Heaby tonk
December 6, 1991
@@metacarpiano6749 average getting abused by capitalism fan
Russia: "Those are some solid fortifications there, would be a shame if I deployed a million men"
Soviet Union is not Russia
@@user-tx3dy6gk4v it was geographically know as Russia
Or maybe I confused the two either way it was known as Russia geographically
@@user-tx3dy6gk4v The USSR was also called Russia in the media of those years.
Germany actually had more Men than USSR, and some of soviet land was taken. Human wave tactic is a myth.
@@wander67 indeed
Don't worry guys, Steiner's counterattack will work!
I hope so
YEZZIR
cope 😉
Sorry, Steiner will be late by a couple hours, but you got DSFK and DSKM volunteers!
Ok then
It's called "we do a little annexation". - Peter griffin.
Germans are particularly good at 2 things:
- Dehumanization
- Being sausage meat
dont talk commie
Yes, and the communists are very good at one thing:
- Being dead
@@Znajomy cope
@@awkwardbound569 I will
With a plate full of food and not literal human shit .
You I am afraid will have to do with human shit .
@@divyanshbhattixa0967 Cope harder reactionary lmao
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
- Iosif Stalin
Give us more, wise comrade
@@Kristof1
The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
- Iosif Stalin
@@DrunkenCzechGaming Comrade, Stavka requires you to do annother one.
@@Kristof1 The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Iosif Stalin
I don't know about the others, but the "millions deaths is a statistic" quote is fake
Now this is real quality content.
May thank you
Katyusha:*Start playing*
Third Reich: Why i hear the boss fight theme???
You are like an actual artist holy f, this is incredibly well done.
what's so incredibly well done here? that's just a timelapse from a strategic game and some montage, nothing unusual
I think he meant that compared to all the other memes this one really stands out as its actually edited with almost all the options i could add, which taken like 8 hours to make, but it was worth it
@@rogal1748 wdym "nothing unusual" there is a lot of work behind this video.
@@rogal1748 the frontlines were close to realistic, and that is ultra rare in hoi4
@@rogal1748 man probably did it manually
"The russians did nothing but get faster"
-stiener probably
who ever was playing Germany in that game wasn't all that great. Once you get past the Dnieper it's quite easy to win.
once playing as Germany, I lost about 11 divisions invading Denmark, the allies simply redirected all the air and fleet there. I couldn't get it right
@@pq6251 Happens to the best of us.
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of iron 4
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts of Iron 4.
@ToXiCcLoNe 999استنساخ Hearts Of Iron 4
"Peace was never an option"
-Joseph Stalin
How did you make this one historical on hoi4 Ive never get historical ww2
Im using Hoi4 as a Tool, not as a game.
1:20 in particular is a masterpiece, there's just so much hype there
Never thought I would hear an hardstyle version of that song. Its beautiful.
Forts, cannons and foreign aid will not help unless every man himself knows that he is the guard of his country."
-carl Emil Gustav mannerheim
Yes and apparently must have touched the hearts of soviets soldiers
This is epic it’s like the soviets were holding back there strength
That was what the soviets were betting that the German attack would stall thanks to the scorched earth policy which heavily destroyed German supply routes and they were betting on the winter and once that Hit the soviets could go in on them and tear them apart and thanks to over extending supply lines a way to big border and finally German generals and commanders just going for glory and not working together thanks to how German high command was set up the Germany wad doomed when they walked on the doorstep to Moscow
@Anonymoose64 skill issue
@Anonymoose64 cope wehraboo
0:36 my smile grew with his
For THE MOTHERLAND!!!! URRAAAA!!!
this was the Best edit of the Ussr vs Wehrmatch
@Blitzkrieg Van hauten bro germany is best
its not funny with russia now
@Blitzkrieg Van hauten yes unfortunately
as someone who made an entire lecture about WW2, the end just feels very cool
Never challenge Soviet to do something.
Cringe
@@Wehrbund_VRC Is it cringe?
Zhukov , Rokosovsky and Ivan Konev are literally the best , based player in "hardcore" HOI4
That URAAAA overlaid on techno Katyusha is just 👌
I am a Germany enjoyer, German Democratic Republic enjoyer.
Posting this from my comfie commie block tower, the last bastion of affordable housing in Berlin.
GO MY SOVIET BROTHEREN BRING GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!🇷🇺
Its flag used by RLA Who fought againist soviets :\
Virgin Third Reich vs Chad Soviet Union
Im not even mad when i lose to soviets as germany because it's historic
Truly a work of art
BRO EPIC, I BET THIS IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION view
thank you for creating this masterpiece comrade
Well Edited Video !
That was a pretty historically accurate round for hoi4
So underrated broo
I liked it
Btw did you make music by yourself? its so cool too)
I'd wish, this music is gonna be below the video in a minute
You didn’t put the definitely real part where Stalin Uno Reversed the Germans in Stalingrad.
this is so perfectly made that’s it’s actually made be a addict i can’t click off xd
Yees, yeeees
especially the prelude xd
Ratio + Occupied + Cringe + Cry about it + Westerners mad
twitter is just here, follow me-->🚪🔥
@vineapplepizza How else could've it gone? That's exactly what happens when a fascist regime invades Soviet Union. Or one of its former states, in this case. We even have Lend-Lease going on, just like old times. Putin attacked Ukraine like Hitler attacked the USSR, and he's going to meet the same end.
You forgot about Steiner’s counter attack 😩
Mein fuhrer.....
Steiner....
Steiner's attack didn't take place.
Lmao thats what i was about to say
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!!
Cope
He forgot about it too...
editing is superb
I keep rewatching this because its so good
"They can't win if I put more men, than they can put ammunition." ~Stalin
Sounds like Mao
lol at least put more effort to make it sound authentic if you're gonna make up quotes
@@Kristof1 Mao was fan of Stalin
not true, soviets just became more advanced, smarter, and well equipped than the germans ever could
@@americancommunist6076 КВ-2
This is really great
i love how you edited a simple hoi4 timeline.
I joined discord before RUclips and you actually make good content
Thank you mate, soon i'll start making even more
this video is a masterpiece
Why is this always appear in my recommendation 🤣🤣
ONE OF US
@@Kristof1 hehehe
I was an electrician and gas worker in Germany, due to political and financial reasons i had to relocate to Argentina
The Germans and Soviets are two giat superpowers and can’t ignore the fact
This is so good imagine if this was taught at the schools in the way shown here
Please don't
Good video comrade
Dont wake up the red bear while his sleeping
*Grindset above everything*
-Joseph Ballin.
Bah... In my games, USSR generally is replaced by the Trotsky version and then invaded and beated. 😐
sadly, that's every no step back dlc gameplay unless you play as the soviets
@@Rrgaas indeed. But in vanilla there's no meaning in playing soviets. No way to turn USSR into something else. Their tech tree will remain the same and so turning that gameplay into something useless and meaningless.
@@danielefabbro822 yeah
Virgin Germany/USSR player vs Gigachad Nationalist China Player
Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China Player vs Gigachad Tannu Tuva Player
Virgin Germany/USSR player/Nationalist China player/Tunna Tuva player Vs Based Stalin's Children player
@@rickrolld1367 Virgin Russia/China/USA vs The States of Europe [Of course Lead by Germany who else did you thouqht]
Really good vid I already watched at 20 time's
I can't srop watching this!
This video is so cool quality etc and my favorite part with "death is solution of all problems" with creepy Stalin
This is basically what happened irl
That image of Stalin is nightmare fuel
I want to rewatch this many times
Yes this channel have a great future ı am just gonna subscribe
Hier mit nehme ich die kommentarsection in besitz für das Vaterland
Massive respect to soviets again
Very good video, thank you and youtube feed for this piece of entertainment
Glad you enjoyed it
Commander Winter is hero of the war.
Reich: takes half of the soviet union
Stalin: you fool! *denazification noises*
The allies struggling to push through the rhine with 2:1 allied to german troops
ussr overrunning the lines from stalingrad to berlin casually with 7 million men
This is amazing 🤩🤩🤩👍
can we just appreciate how fucking amazing that katyusha remix was
I listen to it every day on Spotify.
This is historically accurate
austrian pinter vs gigachad
when blitzkrieg exe gets corrupted
The Best Hoi meme what's i ever see
"Sir! They've taken half our territory and continue to advance!"
"Ah, yes. Time to start praying."
"Are you saying all is lost, sir?"
"Yes, for them, all is lost."
Half of european territorry*
@@Kristof1 Think of this conversation happening at around the time of Stalingrad or the Battle of Moscow.
it's still a half, or even less
idk do you know how big russia is
@@Kristof1 Man, it's a joke comment on a joke video. I'm not going to be hyper-precise with my geography.
@@redengineer4380 pardon me, im a larper
this is one of the most historically accurate hoi4 gameplay videos I've seen (like as in the territory and ground gained by the Axis and allies).how'd you pull it off?
It will all come crashing down when i'll state to you, that it wasn't a gameplay.
I used hoi4 as a tool to remake the most historically accurate conditions of the frontline.
Wanna see more?
Click here: ruclips.net/video/X54UqlAtHzU/видео.html
Wanna see some actuall gameplay?
Click here: ruclips.net/video/TOxyog6Le6k/видео.html
German song: erika
Soviet song: katysha
I liked because of the music at the end
0:47 hahahaha there will be no surrender!!!!
But 24 Millions Deaths caus no Brain
It was neccesary for the sake of humanity
I dont think have ever seen a hoi4 game go any other way
This video is the best thing that i have saw today...
This is 30th time ive seen this in my recommended and i cant stop watching
I am inevitable
SAME LOL
1:26 Stalin: CATCH THESE HANDS!
I love you for making this, my grandfather and many relatives on my Russian side of family died for peace and extermination of the shitty ass fasicm. Thank you.
Mass production
Super work !
after so many months it still holds up there!
I'm a new HoI4 player and my first gameplay is as Lithuania. I am now in exile hoping to regain my freedom. Any advices? I don't really have an idea what I should do besides trying to raise as many divisions as I can in London.
Im not very good because im pretty new too (50h), but I played as Canada once and I didn't have a big army, so I trained my troops in UK and I helped the allies push when they naval invaded Vichy France, so I guess you can try that too while being exiled
@@pingasman6981 Yeah but I only have 4 off map factories, not to mention I can only raise armies from London as a member of the Allies faction in exile and even if I do, anything oil related is fucked up to me, cause I would run out of it quickly. Well maybe other countries will start giving them. That pretty much means my exile army is gonna be based on infantry, which is a bad thing against Germany, unlike USSR who literally has millions of people.
@@therevanchist9986 Yeah, ik. Im just giving an idea. Im pretty new to the game too so im not very good
you can't
@@georgian4516 Can't I what?
Underrated video
"If you win in the war you will become hero but if you lose in the war you will become villian"
1:20
Yeah Dankus took control over USSR
no that was totally aurim
Snow fall came in clutch hahaha
Both of them would fall under the "fan" category, there is no such thing as a Soviet "enjoyer".