How Fast Can You DIE in Minecraft?

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2020
  • How Fast Can You Die in Minecraft? Of all the different and strange ways to die in Minecraft, which one is actually the fastest? Today we will test 40 different methods of dying with and without diamond armour to find which one is the speediest way to game end yourself. Is it lava? TNT minecarts? Ender pearl Stasis Chambers? Let's find out! I hope you enjoy!
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @thiswere2g
    @thiswere2g 3 года назад +6453

    wifies: how fast can you die in minecraft?
    speedrunners: *observe*

  • @georger533
    @georger533 3 года назад +2156

    "this makes things deadly.. and FUN" '_'...Yeah makes sense

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 3 года назад +14

      dying instantly is extremely fun

    • @alexklimek179
      @alexklimek179 3 года назад

      Minecraft dosnt have multiplayer i don't Understand u can only play on the same consol 😡😡

    • @Jay-bw9qt
      @Jay-bw9qt 3 года назад

      @@alexklimek179 what?

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 3 года назад

      @@alexklimek179 ummmmm what? If you’re talking about on an Xbox or something maybe but on computers and switch you play it online or local

    • @alpha00z26
      @alpha00z26 3 года назад

      what about bedrock wither

  • @arealgamer342
    @arealgamer342 3 года назад +455

    Wifies: "We need the fastest, most accessible method of death"
    Also Wilfies: "Give a zombie a netherite axe with sharpness V and fire aspect ii with strength"

  • @rs_mind8352
    @rs_mind8352 3 года назад +415

    The reason for the variance in your results, specifically with cactus/berries and fire, is that the player started with slightly different saturation values, meaning they were able to heal different amounts of health

  • @jordanfredeluces6299
    @jordanfredeluces6299 3 года назад +2812

    Nobody:
    People with keep inventory on when they want to get home

  • @darklazer44
    @darklazer44 3 года назад +2528

    People: "a baby zombie killed him"
    *The spider that actually killed him:* "am I a joke to you?"

    • @playitonipad6168
      @playitonipad6168 3 года назад +161

      The spider was a chad. The baby zombie just Stole the credit lel.

    • @mariuszeqq6306
      @mariuszeqq6306 3 года назад +193

      The spider just stole the kill. Zombie did most of the job

    • @CeriseAurium
      @CeriseAurium 3 года назад +6

      Luna

    • @nooblador4806
      @nooblador4806 3 года назад +16

      the spider was my fortnite teamate

    • @andreacorrea5921
      @andreacorrea5921 3 года назад +10

      @@nooblador4806 so ur saying.. fartnite has teammates that steal ur kills?
      NOW THATS A ROBLOX FIGHTING GAMES TEAMERS MOMENT BRO!

  • @oliviaoconnel
    @oliviaoconnel 3 года назад +259

    The spider that actually killed philza
    “I just want my credit”

    • @Rizzed00
      @Rizzed00 2 года назад +10

      Everyone then blamed the baby zombie, which wasnt on the death message

    • @DinoRunner
      @DinoRunner 2 года назад +6

      true but the Spider kill steeled Philza from the Baby Zombie so I think the Baby Zombie deserved the credit

    • @thehorizon8986
      @thehorizon8986 2 года назад +4

      @@DinoRunner both do

    • @Glosm
      @Glosm 2 года назад

      @@DinoRunner what about the creeper

  • @tinodaperson7174
    @tinodaperson7174 3 года назад +206

    "Crystals cant even kill with armor."
    It actually instakills someone with Netherite Armor

    • @Living_Murphys_Law
      @Living_Murphys_Law 2 года назад +9

      Yep, I've been watching Mumbo too.

    • @alisalamun9750
      @alisalamun9750 2 года назад

      jep

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 Год назад +6

      2b2t veterans are triggered by that

    • @godudespeed9680
      @godudespeed9680 Год назад +6

      I was triggered sooo hard with that
      you can put multiple crystals in one block so its instant and can be done in any dimension
      bro did you even try that

    • @AramauMeows
      @AramauMeows Год назад

      It only instakills if you jump

  • @JAY-vw8xt
    @JAY-vw8xt 3 года назад +562

    Alternative title: guy on internet talks about killing yourself in block game while occasionally getting hacked on in the background.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 3 года назад +1

      what do you mean

    • @JAY-vw8xt
      @JAY-vw8xt 3 года назад +3

      @@crazyrabbit5722 There was a bhopper that killed him in the backround.

    • @crazyrabbit5722
      @crazyrabbit5722 3 года назад +2

      @@JAY-vw8xt timecode pls

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles 3 года назад +2401

    "until it was tragically ended by a baby zombie"
    *"Ph1LzA was slain by Spider"*

    • @quinnipi2400
      @quinnipi2400 3 года назад +78

      “Aaaahhh but PHIL?! What about the spider”
      *baby zombie tho*
      BUT PHIL?!!!!!

    • @daforked7906
      @daforked7906 3 года назад +77

      Spider: Our kill

    • @LethalNxmba
      @LethalNxmba 3 года назад +2

      Oh wuw

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe 3 года назад +16

      The baby zombie had golden armor for some reason.

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 3 года назад +49

      @@Ehatntmtntahe it spawned with armour because there's an in-game difficulty level that increases as the days go by

  • @Kikithegreen
    @Kikithegreen 3 года назад +27

    18:04 Beds explode in the end and nether because there's no concept of time in either place. There's no cycle of day or night, and because when you sleep in a bed it skips it from night to day, the bed has no clue what to do; Its not night, so you cant sleep, but its not day either, so it cant tell you that you cant sleep. Thus, the bed explodes and vanishes out of existence.

    • @josiegonzalez9565
      @josiegonzalez9565 2 года назад

      aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
      HOW IS THAT SO PHILISOPHICAL

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 года назад +1

      It's called Player was killed by [Intentional Game Design]

    • @ilyaszaim6494
      @ilyaszaim6494 2 года назад

      What if you just wanna take a nap?

    • @AllTerrainTurkey9974
      @AllTerrainTurkey9974 2 года назад

      it's actually just because mojang didn't want you to set your spawn in the end. they changed their mind about the nether so now you have respawn anchors

    • @nathakornyuenyong7454
      @nathakornyuenyong7454 2 года назад

      Uhh g- guys this could be a theory made of just game intentional design

  • @HunterIWolf
    @HunterIWolf 2 года назад +46

    End crystals:exist
    Wifies: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 2 года назад +1

      wdym he said that in the end they are like a worse version of beds that cant even kill with Armour on

    • @SumWeirdo
      @SumWeirdo 2 года назад +3

      @@adanfuntime that isnt true they 1 shot with anything on unless you hack

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 2 года назад +1

      @@SumWeirdo do u play minecraft??? bc if u beaten the game then u would know that if u punch a crystal and if u have armor on u would still be alive get better at mc kid

    • @stupidmonkey1015
      @stupidmonkey1015 2 года назад +8

      @@adanfuntime I tested it out on java edition. Full diamond armour and if you stand right inside of the crystal it will one shot you. I took it a step further and put protection IV on the armour. Again one shot killed. Maybe you should get better at the game kid.

    • @adanfuntime
      @adanfuntime 2 года назад

      @@stupidmonkey1015 im talking about netherite armor

  • @hyperigon6115
    @hyperigon6115 3 года назад +1121

    18:48 “No one really cares,”
    2b2t players: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  3 года назад +164

      Haha true

    • @magnusmights2265
      @magnusmights2265 3 года назад +15

      Yes yes you are

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 3 года назад +4

      @@Wifies The fast way is iron golam and revegar.😏😏

    • @abdhd6066
      @abdhd6066 3 года назад

      @@SuperCatMan- i dont undestent can you tell me again .lol

    • @santiagoorgeira9142
      @santiagoorgeira9142 3 года назад +8

      @@SuperCatMan- heve you even watched the video

  • @TanguyBlanchard
    @TanguyBlanchard 3 года назад +1181

    Kinda wish that pvp footage wasn't blurred. I get what you're trying to do but it's frustrating for some reason

    • @Mousethebidoof
      @Mousethebidoof 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 3 года назад +53

      @Warner Esquivel yeah, exactly. It wasn't... focused 🐵🐵

    • @TanguyBlanchard
      @TanguyBlanchard 3 года назад +73

      @Warner Esquivel yeah man I understand that. However I just don't like looking at blurry stuff, it hurts my brain. I've never seen blurry footage in other commentary videos and it doesn't make me lose my focus on what they're saying to look at clear footage

    • @jmzlolo
      @jmzlolo 3 года назад +57

      I agree, it makes sense to blur when putting a key word on screen or an image but doing it constantly is just annoying

    • @FizyWater
      @FizyWater 3 года назад +13

      Same b/c I get migraines looking at blurry things 🤕

  • @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815
    @rodrigoferreiramaciel4815 3 года назад +25

    to this day I remember the fastest and with absolutely no counterplay way I died in minecraft
    I was making a simple mob trap where I'd kill mobs with a hit after they fell for some distance, but, while making it, something really funny happens... I had finished the floor where the mobs should spawn (around 22 block above the base) but while I went down, the mobs started spawning and my friend was close to the hole where they should fall. There was no protection against the mobs yet, just the stairs. We heard creaper sounds, there's obviously nothing around us because we were high up in the sky, when ALL OF A SUDDEN he was dead. Turns out the creaper above us would come to kill us and start the explosion cast BEFORE he fell off the trap so RIGHT when he appears to us is the moment when he explodes and there's absolutely no reaction time possible for that, he didn't even have time to touch the ground before exploding... Yes, it was really fun when happened to him, but then it happened to me too lol, I probably missed the block count or whatever but it was a pain on the buck to get it done

  • @haoyusi1615
    @haoyusi1615 2 года назад +21

    Wifies: What is the FASTEST way to die in Minecraft
    The video: almost 20 minutes long

  • @kevener3349
    @kevener3349 3 года назад +435

    “It’s instant”
    My lag in multiplayer: observe

    • @uphymix5094
      @uphymix5094 3 года назад

      @c6amp Me

    • @jaimehuerta7869
      @jaimehuerta7869 3 года назад

      @c6amp 200? observe my severe 972 ping B)

    • @emilymills2727
      @emilymills2727 3 года назад

      Jokes on you I lag really badly(I can barely move) when I am in singleplayer

    • @katava521
      @katava521 3 года назад +1

      Observe my normal *10 FPS.*

    • @bhaswatidey7351
      @bhaswatidey7351 3 года назад

      @@katava521 I have 3 fps normally

  • @interestinglycurious
    @interestinglycurious 3 года назад +651

    Man's really made this feel like a Vsause vid and not just because the music

  • @imibuks-replit
    @imibuks-replit 2 года назад +26

    "i could not recreate dying with an elytra by expirencing kinetic energy"
    scar: AM I A JOKE?

  • @The_Trident_Master
    @The_Trident_Master 3 года назад +13

    8:51 He totally missed an opportunity here for the "Now THAT'S a lot of damage" meme

    • @1000-THR
      @1000-THR 2 года назад

      HHAHAHAHA OPPORTUNITY ROCER MARS JOKE HAAHAHAHAH

  • @theodorehoff6484
    @theodorehoff6484 3 года назад +604

    Actually, ibxtoycat has the record. He died in lava before the game even finished loading

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan 3 года назад +54

      That’s bedrock version

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 3 года назад +112

      @@GMFan yeah, although this video is clearly about java edition i still feel that fact should’ve been included, even *if* it is on a different edition of the game

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 3 года назад +29

      Sure it was on Bedrock, it still is the same game. Kind of.

    • @randomminephoneplayer841
      @randomminephoneplayer841 3 года назад +14

      Unless you are talking about redstone and a lot of game mechanics. Then they are completely different games.

    • @GMFan
      @GMFan 3 года назад +23

      The spawn and world generation coding are completely different since they are on 2 different coding languages so they shouldn’t be in the same category just how bedrock and java speed running are in different categories

  • @seabear722
    @seabear722 3 года назад +1367

    I love how it’s playing vsause music in the background

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 3 года назад +15

      I WAS PLAYING EARTHBOUND RIGHT AS I CLICKED THE VIDEO AND I GOT A 4/128 ITEM! (croissant from mole playing rough!) YESSS

    • @andro.txt0
      @andro.txt0 3 года назад +8

      @@ARCHIVED9610 dang, gg you are lucky, but you could get somehow luckier if i was there

    • @-GU1-
      @-GU1- 3 года назад +19

      Or is it

    • @notLL5
      @notLL5 3 года назад +4

      @Disciplexeon The Operator wdym we cant spell sos

    • @Mandy-wg4hs
      @Mandy-wg4hs 3 года назад +1

      I just wacthed vsause 2 secs ago

  • @lagartino5093
    @lagartino5093 2 года назад +7

    "*Beds in the nether are like a manual /kill*"
    Actually, no, you can survive bed explosions, you just need blast prot IV.

  • @epicldgk5877
    @epicldgk5877 2 года назад +6

    2:15
    *cactus jumpscare*

  • @Rashaexe
    @Rashaexe 3 года назад +481

    _"THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!"_
    - Phil Swift, Flex Tape - Wifies

  • @susslery
    @susslery 3 года назад +592

    Wifies: Uses VSuace music
    Half of the whole world: *Wait, that's illegal.*

    • @oceanqueen666
      @oceanqueen666 3 года назад +2

      ngl at the end i thought he was gonna say *"And as always, Thanks for Watching"*
      and not stay alive

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 3 года назад +1

      Well the video was inspired by Vsauce, and you can tell by how he talks

    • @SamSam-im1hi
      @SamSam-im1hi 3 года назад

      I thought that too

    • @hayden7520
      @hayden7520 3 года назад

      Unacceptable

    • @padmanabanraghavendran3570
      @padmanabanraghavendran3570 3 года назад

      @@gavindao6754 it depends on context
      Both are correct
      Dont sound so smartass

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 года назад +2

    Water bucket: *exists*
    Philza: ima pretend i didn’t see that

    • @bruvibe
      @bruvibe 3 года назад

      I mean he was in pressure with all the mobs coming from behind and front and probably was more focused in killing them thinking it would have been faster

  • @mrsquid_
    @mrsquid_ 2 года назад +14

    some things that bother me:
    - you can just drop the anvil from higher up to instakill
    - you can place anvils on top of each other and drop them at the same time to get a quicker death (best seen in rekrap2's video)
    - also the dispenser could be faster with something like an observer clock, and you cab set up multiple too.
    - The create mod autocrafter _could_ be used to make fireworks with up to 30 or so firework balls since it expands the crafting grid.
    - you could bypass the eyeframe by timing attacks like dispensers to not attack all at the same time (repeaters, or distance)
    - didn't even mention commands

  • @captainmorganiv1034
    @captainmorganiv1034 3 года назад +988

    The slowest way to die is starting with full hunger and saturation then Starving

  • @SparkeyGames
    @SparkeyGames 3 года назад +619

    "drowning is the slowest way to drown in minecraft"
    powder snow: Am I a joke to you?

  • @injy9226
    @injy9226 2 года назад +4

    18:01 "they explode when you try to sleep with them"

  • @xueliangchen9605
    @xueliangchen9605 2 года назад

    Your videos are simply fun to listen to:)

  • @tristansmith1315
    @tristansmith1315 3 года назад +5814

    *Simple, say "frick" in a Christian Minecraft server.*

    • @dishmcg1319
      @dishmcg1319 3 года назад +173

      Or better yet say crap

    • @darklord7979
      @darklord7979 3 года назад +243

      Say hell in the server and you don’t even get to see how long it takes

    • @ReturnOfQwari
      @ReturnOfQwari 3 года назад +114

      @@darklord7979 HEY NO CURSING IN MY CHRISTIAN MC SERVER

    • @getbonked1917
      @getbonked1917 3 года назад +31

      You monster!

    • @ChronDelta
      @ChronDelta 3 года назад +44

      Say "badword" and you'll beat it in 0"00'00

  • @rendomstranger8698
    @rendomstranger8698 3 года назад +251

    "End crystals can't even kill with armour on."
    And that is where you couldn't be more wrong. Stand in the middle of them and they will do more damage than anything else in the game. The only reason you can survive being hit by one is because they are an explosion, meaning that they are weaker depending on how far you are. The same thing applies to beds so that is not a sufficient counterargument.

    • @enbnuuy
      @enbnuuy 3 года назад +14

      No it means they weren't on hard mode, because the damage scales with difficulty

    • @spacegators1775
      @spacegators1775 3 года назад +7

      Bro and crystals are literally used for PVP in some servers

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 3 года назад +9

      @@enbnuuy Tell that to Dream. Their manhunts happen on easy difficulty. A single end crystal still killed all 3 hunters with full iron armour. I don't believe that difficulty scales the damage that end crystals do, only mobs.

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 3 года назад

      @@enbnuuy it dosent just the mob damgae i think

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 3 года назад +4

      crystals do most damage if you are within 3 or 4 blocks of them and on the same Y level as them or above. If you are even 1 block below them with god armor they will only deal 2 hearts per explosion, they do quite a lot of damage if you can use them correctly(half of your entire health even with 3/4 protection 4 armor and blast protection 4 leggings). They are commonly used in pvp in many anarchy servers and some survival servers due to how much damage they deal. Respawn anchors in the overworld do a hefty amount of damage as well, a little more than end crystals if im correct but i don't know if its worth trading piglins for enough crying obsidian to create them. And end crystals can only be placed on obsidian and bedrock.

  • @craftypattystudio
    @craftypattystudio 3 года назад +3

    People: When Will you use algebra?
    Me: 11:00

  • @safakhuffash440
    @safakhuffash440 3 года назад

    Wifies: Beds kill instantly
    End crystal: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @nejakejtypek2738
    @nejakejtypek2738 3 года назад +468

    what is the fastest way to die in minecraft?
    2b2t players: END CRYSTAL

    • @Ghostx777x
      @Ghostx777x 3 года назад +3

      lmao just tell someone to pban you

    • @Devowerer
      @Devowerer 3 года назад +5

      On the oldest anarchy server in minecraft,

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 3 года назад +2

      No it’s 32ks

    • @JustMe-mp2qv
      @JustMe-mp2qv 3 года назад +1

      /kill: watches in fast kill

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад

      32k beat it

  • @brogandragota9396
    @brogandragota9396 3 года назад +194

    wifies: entity cram minecarts
    me: no. Entity cram TNT minecarts.

    • @williamlux
      @williamlux 3 года назад +8

      Enough of them sends you past a bedrock cube through and locks you past the player limit (at least on bedrock)

    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT 3 года назад

      True

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 3 года назад +2

      @@williamlux If I remember correctly, in java, if your y level is high enough, you can't join the world anymore. Might have already been patched though, idk

  • @austenstaley449
    @austenstaley449 3 года назад +6

    When you find out that /kill is the fastest

    • @tamota6248
      @tamota6248 3 года назад +1

      True, but its a command.

  • @shadowcloudgames2062
    @shadowcloudgames2062 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: if you tried swimming in lava, you'd probably float on top due to density difference. It's molten rock. It's kind of like watching a water droplet skid accords a hot pan.

  • @chaosmspa8023
    @chaosmspa8023 3 года назад +366

    Me 1 year ago: "when am I ever going to use algebra?"
    Me now: MINECRAFT

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 3 года назад +8

      @Snow Globe
      Algebra still sucks tho

    • @enzoongweekiat1711
      @enzoongweekiat1711 3 года назад

      69th like yay

    • @fancybrehd7120
      @fancybrehd7120 3 года назад +1

      Ok 2 hours ago someone made this 69 likes who ruined it

    • @key.rn718
      @key.rn718 3 года назад

      @@fancybrehd7120
      I most certainly did not. Ever since I pressed the like button, I have refrained from touching it ever again

    • @bingbong6176
      @bingbong6176 3 года назад

      im staying in school because technoblade said so

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight 3 года назад +340

    "hey watch this"
    **clicks on bed and dies instantly**

  • @9tales9f
    @9tales9f Год назад +1

    looking back, philza 's reaction to losing years of progress was straight up chill

  • @jklrcreations8900
    @jklrcreations8900 3 года назад

    Wifies: talks about the fastest ways to die.
    Me just watching pvp in the background:

  • @westwindedraven.
    @westwindedraven. 3 года назад +680

    It's that easy, just cheat and use /kill
    Because cheating is totally not bad

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  3 года назад +141

      totally

    • @epsilon1563
      @epsilon1563 3 года назад +29

      Yeah totally

    • @RituSingh-cf4so
      @RituSingh-cf4so 3 года назад +25

      Yeah yeah totally

    • @Aryan-ck9lv
      @Aryan-ck9lv 3 года назад +22

      Yeah yeah yeah totally

    • @rinatix
      @rinatix 3 года назад +16

      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally

  • @ac3744
    @ac3744 3 года назад +472

    "Sadly, I don't have any friends. :*("
    Wifies I'll be your friend!

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  3 года назад +135

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 3 года назад +18

      @@Wifies uwu

    • @grant1753
      @grant1753 3 года назад +12

      Then we could play among us

    • @wooper8218
      @wooper8218 3 года назад +9

      could i be your friend, i also am lonely

    • @epsilon1563
      @epsilon1563 3 года назад +4

      Ok white carrot

  • @Television_Hater
    @Television_Hater 3 года назад +4

    When philza died i cried so much 😭

  • @alolosbasha
    @alolosbasha 2 года назад +1

    The unsolved mystery of dying fast in Minecraft

  • @leoahluwalia6616
    @leoahluwalia6616 3 года назад +119

    3:13 "Lava is very hot" damn samuel whereda find this

  • @bronze1557
    @bronze1557 3 года назад +264

    I love these "Vsauce but minecraft" kinda videos

    • @walterwhite3372
      @walterwhite3372 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @fouziaarief5125
      @fouziaarief5125 3 года назад +4

      But Vsauce has more confusing videos which make me question my smartness

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 3 года назад +2

      @@fouziaarief5125 yeah becuase its not just about mc and its a lot longer
      at the end of every video i forget everything he says but its still better than school

  • @AlwaysOfflineForever
    @AlwaysOfflineForever 13 дней назад

    TNT: 4 Seconds.
    Prime TNT: No Delay
    Warden: One Shot after Agro

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 3 года назад +1

    Nice, this video made me switch to harming 2 arrows and fully decked out crossbow rockets because they're objectively better

    • @floppa26
      @floppa26 2 года назад +1

      Harming arrows 2 can't kill undead mobs

  • @codecode7655
    @codecode7655 3 года назад +182

    "I don't have any friends" - Wifies during the Apocalypse

  • @joeloliver2279
    @joeloliver2279 3 года назад +457

    I once spawned in a lava pool..... had a hardcore world for about 3 seconds

    • @internethuman9627
      @internethuman9627 3 года назад +42

      thats definitely the dumbest death out there.

    • @Azmie11
      @Azmie11 3 года назад +13

      seed?

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 3 года назад +14

      @@Azmie11 idk since I was in hardcore the world was deleted

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 3 года назад +3

      rip

    • @literallybread6583
      @literallybread6583 3 года назад +16

      @@joeloliver2279 this cannot happen. there is code specifically preventing this

  • @the_SEAT
    @the_SEAT 2 года назад +1

    When you said tnt I instantly thought: when is he gonna do beds? Talk about speed killing the dragon

  • @yamikowakun
    @yamikowakun 2 года назад

    this video is actually like a vsauce video and it's not just the music, it's also the way its structured. why u so gud!?

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 3 года назад +181

    "End crystals can't even kill with armor on"
    *End crystals can literally kill multiple players all wearing full diamond on hard*

    • @Hi-qs7cw
      @Hi-qs7cw 3 года назад +10

      Dream stans

    • @blancogohan
      @blancogohan 3 года назад +10

      @@Hi-qs7cw what

    • @kong3681
      @kong3681 3 года назад +12

      2b2t 101

    • @InCompet4nt
      @InCompet4nt 3 года назад +14

      @@Hi-qs7cw this has nothing to do with dream

    • @PandaFan2443
      @PandaFan2443 3 года назад +8

      @@Hi-qs7cw 2b2t: Am I a joke to you?

  • @vg_baby_yoda8613
    @vg_baby_yoda8613 3 года назад +257

    "I have no friends" instantly plays an ad for Facebook

  • @jp-gy3vh
    @jp-gy3vh Год назад

    “Wifies experienced kinetic energy”
    I find that death message really funny for some reason

  • @astral6539
    @astral6539 2 года назад +1

    Let’s do the math for the endear pearl one here; you can trigger a trapdoor every tick and it takes 4 to kill you therefore 4 ticks. 1 tick is a twentieth of a second and so the fastest it can kill you with optimal redstone is 4 twentieths of a second or 0.2 seconds. You would also have to count in imperfect function times within the games code varying the speed at which it can kill you between 0.2 seconds to 0.38 seconds dis including potential lag as it would be unlikely to get it with this scenario (unless you are playing on a toaster). This puts it (at optimal timing) to the second spot on the leaderboard in relation to it not even being on there in the original design.

  • @patrickhydar
    @patrickhydar 3 года назад +235

    'they explode when you try to sleep WITH them'
    wifies cancelled

  • @otterax2617
    @otterax2617 3 года назад +93

    “Dumb ways to die.... so many dumb ways to die...”

  • @pilothat2914
    @pilothat2914 2 года назад +2

    0:36 If he didn't have fire aspect he might've lived

  • @homebrewHousehold
    @homebrewHousehold 3 года назад +4

    thats the first time ive seen (or heard of actually) phils hardcore thing and seeing his reaction after dying was genuinely hard to watch, he looked so distraught :{

  • @blakewilkins5385
    @blakewilkins5385 3 года назад +292

    He doesn’t click fast enough he could shave off a few milliseconds.

    • @adnspiegel
      @adnspiegel 3 года назад +11

      he explained how he cant spam rockets lol

    • @Sharky2701
      @Sharky2701 3 года назад +1

      @@adnspiegel yea ur rite

    • @xonified.
      @xonified. 3 года назад +1

      @@adnspiegel but he did it when he did it with armor 🙌🏽 (armour idk)

    • @poggersquirrel583
      @poggersquirrel583 3 года назад +2

      Click harder

    • @Biggermeatyhooks
      @Biggermeatyhooks 3 года назад +1

      @@xonified. Umm I think armour is a British version of armor, so UK English or US English.

  • @kanzaki7357
    @kanzaki7357 3 года назад +57

    When I saw the title I immediately though of "/kill"

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 года назад +2

      I thought of that time I lost a creative world I spent many hours building on because I made a repeating command block that said “/Kill @e” and turning it on ;-;

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 3 года назад +1

      @@the-rickster you could have turned off command blocks in the settings of your world

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 года назад +2

      @@MakerManX Yeah but I was stupid and 9 so I didn’t know that lol

  • @hamudi3144
    @hamudi3144 2 года назад

    “I made a small machine to suffocate myself in minecraft”
    Sand and gravel: *am I joke to you?*

  • @yossipreger
    @yossipreger 25 дней назад

    7:11 just a stack of milliseconds had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @kazminto9618
    @kazminto9618 3 года назад +152

    “Drowning is the same time with no armor and with armor.”
    Respiration III turtle shell: am I a joke to you?

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 3 года назад +10

      the one dude that breeds turtles: what’s a turtle helmet

    • @strawberrana
      @strawberrana 3 года назад +1

      @@yes6612 ?

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 3 года назад

      @@yes6612
      ?
      They would know for sure, you'd be able to craft it when a baby turtles grows up

    • @yes6612
      @yes6612 3 года назад

      j o k e

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 3 года назад

      @@yes6612 it could've been a clever joke instead of something that would be borderline dumb

  • @dinobirdsboi9551
    @dinobirdsboi9551 3 года назад +48

    Me and my friend played a game called “Die Hard” where I’d load up a minecraft world and we were assigned an early game item from a random number generator. Then we had to obtain the item and die with it. Once I got spruce planks, and I got the spruce planks and murdered myself on berry bushes. My friend won most of the time though.

    • @Potterwolves
      @Potterwolves 3 года назад +2

      That sounds so fun I'm gonna try that

    • @dinobirdsboi9551
      @dinobirdsboi9551 3 года назад

      @@Potterwolves lol we had to use aternos servers and generate a new world each round so it took kind of a long time

    • @prodkilobyte
      @prodkilobyte 3 года назад +1

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 I see your pain, aternos servers take like 10 minutes to start up when you're creating a world.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад

      @@dinobirdsboi9551 bro just go far away and repeat. Faster than loading another world

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 2 года назад +1

    "and here mother Earth redeems herself"
    And you're saying that right as you're fighting a fellow Minecraft player to the death...

  • @kushagradeshmukh377
    @kushagradeshmukh377 2 года назад +3

    0:27 ya, that was emotional🥲

  • @yashrawat9409
    @yashrawat9409 3 года назад +54

    Trying to Speedrun Death% Any
    *Joins 2B2T and gets wrecked instantaneously*

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu 3 года назад +4

      You mean after 12 hours.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 3 года назад

      @@Pixiuchu *Its time to hunt for new players*

  • @howihave400subs2
    @howihave400subs2 3 года назад +113

    8:52 "that's alot of damage"

    • @alt5205
      @alt5205 3 года назад +4

      Noo you can't just tap the time link over and over.
      Haha time link go brrrrrrr

    • @JebblesGD
      @JebblesGD 3 года назад +5

      PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE

    • @user-mi2pg9pl5z
      @user-mi2pg9pl5z 3 года назад +2

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 3 года назад

      How about a little more?

    • @SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT
      @SUPERSAIYANGODPARISISFAT 3 года назад +1

      @@user-dh8oi2mk4f 18:06

  • @soneybee1476
    @soneybee1476 2 года назад +1

    Which texture pack u used and in which version it works?

  • @YourAverageLink
    @YourAverageLink Год назад +5

    Good video, but your experimental methods could use some work. Natural regeneration should've been turned off, for example. Also, the iron golem can one-shot you on hard mode (albeit without armor), its damage is just random actually. Though, if you count the time it takes to aggro the golem it's not too too fast

  • @uniriah24
    @uniriah24 3 года назад +137

    Aleternitave Title: Dumb Ways To Die: Minecraft Eddition

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 3 года назад +2

      Another alternative title : Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Education Edition)

  • @alexjacobs354
    @alexjacobs354 3 года назад +217

    "Lava is... very hot"
    - Wifies 2020

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 3 года назад +6

      Hot lava 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

    • @nasppoke3223
      @nasppoke3223 3 года назад +7

      Spicy Lava✔✔✔✔

    • @ajsport31
      @ajsport31 3 года назад +3

      *Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @FunniMemezOnly
      @FunniMemezOnly 2 года назад +1

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this..

    • @ethansimmons82
      @ethansimmons82 2 года назад +1

      "Lava is... very hot"
      -Vsauce 2020

  • @Shadoxite
    @Shadoxite 3 года назад +1

    Warden: ah yes a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @TheGlitchWars
    @TheGlitchWars Год назад

    Keep up the good work

  • @technorazor976
    @technorazor976 3 года назад +143

    The blur effect is pretty disturbing when there's nothing else to focus on; I have to look away from the video or rub my eyes. Please use the blur effect in the background with something else to watch, or don't use it. Great video overall!

  • @bznshee
    @bznshee 3 года назад +205

    “Crystals can’t even kill with armor on”
    Crystals literally instant kill full netheite armor and can be used in any realm

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 года назад +14

      Crystals ignore all armor. The best way to avoid death from one is blast protection and placing a block between yourself and the crystal.

    • @bznshee
      @bznshee 3 года назад +46

      @@IndigoGollum This comment is just incorrect. Crystals do not ignore armor, but still one shot you with full armor. Crystals work in a weird way. They do more damage the closer they are to your feet. And yes I know very much about this topic as I do a lot of crystal pvp. And you contradict yourself in your own comment by saying they ignore all armor but then saying blast protection reduces it (which is true it does)

    • @baraapudding
      @baraapudding 3 года назад +18

      @@bznshee yeah, crystals are by far the best way to kill someone instantaneously. It's a shame he made this whole video discussing almost every way to die, and then disregard end crystals completely while being completely wrong about them as well.

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 3 года назад +5

      Crystals are actually an even stronger explosion than Alt-Dimension Beds. Wiki confirms it.

    • @safakhuffash440
      @safakhuffash440 3 года назад

      AHEM AHEM.....

  • @kennchan4385
    @kennchan4385 3 года назад

    Wifies: the nether has a final trump card, the bed
    End crystal: am I a joke to you

  • @locxle
    @locxle 3 года назад +66

    Fastest way to die is actually when you're not thinking about it

    • @Andy6h1l
      @Andy6h1l 3 года назад

      I mean.. yeah

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 3 года назад

      Took me 3 minutes to understand what you meant. Put a comma in your sentences

    • @rieyza21
      @rieyza21 3 года назад

      @@the-anhpham3364 can u tell me where the comma should be?
      Edit: typo

    • @Andy6h1l
      @Andy6h1l 3 года назад

      @@the-anhpham3364 I dont give a damn if I typed it wrong because I typed it like that on purpose

  • @kqmodo
    @kqmodo 3 года назад +159

    "Hey, Vsauce! I mean, Wifies."

    • @Wifies
      @Wifies  3 года назад +36

      VVsauce*

    • @fuwu9904
      @fuwu9904 3 года назад +3

      Wsuace?

    • @thegreekgodzeus8455
      @thegreekgodzeus8455 3 года назад +3

      @@fuwu9904 WeSauce! Also what kind of sauce are you

    • @amarz101
      @amarz101 3 года назад

      thats sus

    • @Andrekrep420
      @Andrekrep420 3 года назад +1

      @@thegreekgodzeus8455 *Comunism noises*

  • @pitikidbb2284
    @pitikidbb2284 3 года назад +1

    You got to respect that he managed to make a 20 minute video about dying in minecraft

  • @LiterallyPlayerr
    @LiterallyPlayerr 3 года назад +1

    "There are 2 ways to die in minecraft
    1: Falling to death
    2: Other"

  • @ImaErick
    @ImaErick 3 года назад +188

    ‘Fireworks can actually be very deadly’
    Technoblade: *whomst has awoken the ancient one*

    • @itslejogd
      @itslejogd 3 года назад +7

      True

    • @someperson9998
      @someperson9998 3 года назад +6

      that's exactly what I thought when he said that lol

    • @pogius5553
      @pogius5553 2 года назад +3

      When I heard fireworks, I thought of the L’manberg festival massacre.

    • @cara32132
      @cara32132 Год назад

      @@pogius5553 me too

  • @tartancheese6678
    @tartancheese6678 3 года назад +149

    RUclips: Demoni...
    Wifies: Game End

  • @Bob-mp7bw
    @Bob-mp7bw 2 года назад +2

    "Yes, there are end crystals, but they can't even kill with armor on,"
    Insert PvP legacy crystal pvp gameplay and 2b2t gameplay here

  • @avicennaaqala7211
    @avicennaaqala7211 2 года назад

    Yeah, the both bed and respawn anchor explosion are so powerful

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 3 года назад +230

    “How fast can you die in Minecraft?”
    My dumb and terrible at gaming ass: _observe_

    • @_s_5713
      @_s_5713 3 года назад +4

      Me: **observes**

    • @rayanel-hajj7466
      @rayanel-hajj7466 3 года назад +3

      Me: dont just change the "speedruners" part from another comment and call it a day

    • @randomperson-mm4pz
      @randomperson-mm4pz 3 года назад

      observer me as well 😔smh

    • @llux5423
      @llux5423 3 года назад

      ew copycat

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 года назад

      @@rayanel-hajj7466 link to comment copied from?

  • @joldsaway3489
    @joldsaway3489 3 года назад +377

    Dream preparing for Manhunt: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +1

    At the time of commenting, the warden is officially the strongest entity in the entire game.

  • @G_Microphone
    @G_Microphone Год назад

    Very useful information

  • @yourlocalpersonnextdoor4459
    @yourlocalpersonnextdoor4459 3 года назад +21

    "Today we are speedrunning"
    "Life"

  • @diesesphil2847
    @diesesphil2847 3 года назад +31

    Wifies: Whats the fastest way to die in Minecraft?
    Me: */kill*

    • @extremelysilly527
      @extremelysilly527 3 года назад

      That's what I was thinking

    • @limonlx7182
      @limonlx7182 3 года назад +7

      You forget about the time you spend typing it in chat.

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 3 года назад +1

      nope, it depends on how fast a person can type, which averages about 1-3secs.

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 года назад +7

      @@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 ctr+v

    • @camtoonzz2271
      @camtoonzz2271 3 года назад +2

      Use command blocks, then make it a repeating command, with no redstone required. You will die infinitely, in literally no seconds, there, fastest way to die.

  • @B463L
    @B463L 11 месяцев назад

    The fully enchanted netherite-armored player grinding himself to death on a cactus for an entire minute:
    My motives are beyond your understanding

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere Год назад

    “A stack of milliseconds”
    This is why I love this RUclipsr

  • @marysartr
    @marysartr 3 года назад +23

    The reason the flint and steel one with armor was faster is because you had full hunger without armor and your health was regenerating but with armor you didn't have full hunger so you didn't regenerate and died faster