Aww you missed Portal Pearl Warp which is the fastest method of traveling getting to the world border in 30 seconds in survival without much prep. Thanks for the shoutout! Great video as always.
Oh you also missed the over 1 Million blocks per second speedy drowned. You did mention the other fast methods I showed in the past like boat on blue ice, soul speed in water and strider wall ones.
@@ulightronx4259 In a comment where his math skills are being praised. Yes, it is pertinent. He is objective imprecise and should not be admired. And did I ever claim anyone to be perfect?
You forgot about some things: 1. The glitch on Bedrock edition when you breed two horses when they have speed(it works with donkeys and I think it also works with pigs on Java) 2. Commands of tp 3. Glitches like flying with boats/pigs and a fishing rod(it's not the fastest but it is still pretty fast)
@Okapi Lizard I mean it's not my fault wifies says it's 700k speed which when see the time you assume that the destanse is from world border to another so it's wifies fault and you can blame me for not just checking ilmango video and being lazy
There's a glitch in Bedrock edition where if you breed two Speed II horses, the offspring will permanently have that boost. Continuing the process with two of the previous gives faster results.
I really enjoy watching your videos because they are entertaining and I feel like I learn something. Also its amazing to see that you are doing something that you love. I love you content and have been here from the hermitcraft compalations!
wifies 2 weeks later: so today we will see how you can break the sound barrier in minecraft. wifies 2 months later: so today i will show you how to travel at the speed of L I G H T.
Hello wifies! The content keeps getting better. These videos are amazing but honestly I liked the disc 11 one more. Minecraft lore is interesting and that video was really well put together.
Wifies: How fast can Minecraft get? Me who knows that Minecraft measures time in ticks and there are 20 ticks per second: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
" made the traveler zoom around with seemingly no reason" Duh. Hes happy he found someone and was able to sell that chunk of coral hed been lugging around
did anyone else put their playback speed to the lowest and spend a bit trying to read the message at the beginning, or was that just me? also I agree, an email back from a company with HELP in 6 HOURS?!?! AMAZING!!! That's one amazing company!
With the strider bug, I think it’s probably a vector error similar to wall running in the classic doom games. That’s just a guess though, so don’t take this as fact.
4:36 theory (BTW I don't know much about minecraft) Something in the game's code told the strider it could hop out of the lava and onto land. But then it realized it can't. So the vertical speed it got when jumping is translated to horizontal speed while walking against that type of wall. This could be debunked if the wall can be any height. Another guess would be hitbox jank but again, I don't know
The wandering trader was running because he was excited that someone thought that 1 sand for 8 emeralds was a good deal
TBH I like the trade (I’m just too lazy to mine it up)
tbh, I like black dye trade. sure I can just make a squid farm but hey, why make if you can buy?
@@justlixian293 i found a magician guys
This guy can literally make animals
You mean 1 emerald for 8 sand dummy?
@@enzosteiger8054 no...
The wandering trader isn't glitching out, he's just happy someone actually traded with him for once
Lmao
i'd be too
but no one said he was glitching out...
Lol but it's true that no one really trades with them
@@spacewalk3046 1:06
So true
The fastest things are those little zombie bastards when you’re on 2 hearts
u Ph1lza m8?
@@idk5695 WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😂
ʟᴏʟ
Philza's heavy breathing intensifies
Every reply:
P H I L Z A
Fastest mob: llama
My Minecraft dog who has traveled thousands of blocks in a split second just to see me: pathetic
Just like IRL
enderman dodging infinite arrows on a 1x1 block be like
Wait, thats true
Enderman run at 4 times the speed of sound
Run not tellport ok about spelling
“How fast can Minecraft get”
Running away from a baby zombie on half a heart
“the minecraft player is the fastest entity, excluding bosses”
Yes and we are even faster at half a heart in hardcore when there are skeletons, baby zombies, and creepers
@@KaijuPunch *P1lza flashback*
This happened once in my hardcore world, but the baby zombie had an iron sword
@@KaijuPunch P1lza reference lol
*next: how slow can Minecraft get*
@Gabriel Resnick hmmm we have no way to tell
@Gabriel Resnick nobody cares
Me *Standing still*
T n t
Minecraft can get the slowest on the Nintendo switch, scientifically proven
Aww you missed Portal Pearl Warp which is the fastest method of traveling getting to the world border in 30 seconds in survival without much prep.
Thanks for the shoutout! Great video as always.
Second on a verified user
Oh you also missed the over 1 Million blocks per second speedy drowned. You did mention the other fast methods I showed in the past like boat on blue ice, soul speed in water and strider wall ones.
Hey ray
@P Shumway just credit
Showing him up i see
Just set the FPS to unlimited and there you go!
I
Am
Speed
100000 TNT: helo
Fps: oh sh- **dropped to 0 fps**
.. Nothing
Pixel do you like ska
Hmm let me try dat
Oh oh shit
The fastest thing in Minecraft: RUclipsrs transitioning into channel plugs.
yes
That is past the world border, which is illegal, Imma kick you from my server
@@Misitan Megalovania begins to play
no its /tp PimasterJ X=NaN Y=11 Z=128
Wifies is one of those guys who respected his math teacher
literally every single fucking video is full of mistakes lmao.
@@ffc1a28c7 nobody is perfect dude
@@ulightronx4259 In a comment where his math skills are being praised. Yes, it is pertinent. He is objective imprecise and should not be admired.
And did I ever claim anyone to be perfect?
@@ffc1a28c7 u missed the fucking joke my god
0:06 can anyone read??
Fastest thing in minecraft: bedwars/skywars sweats
*hackers*
@@Wifies no they’re steroid users dw.
@@Wifies nah, they just have a very good gaming chair
@@Wifies Well 5% of all bedwars players use cheats of some kind so 🤷♀️
@@syntthia yes
How fast can Minecraft get?
Me: *A player running to get their loot after death*
MY DIRT
Agreed
That was me after dying 4 thousand blocks from home while losing all my netherite armor, tools, and 2 god apples
0.5 seconds
@@joeswansonthesimphunter2612 Why didn't you use the god apples to not die?
2:34 Imagine he said no and the video ended
Lmao i love doing that with movies, just imagining them ending and funny spots
Yes xd
Main villain: *says a dramatic rhetorical question*
Hero: *witty response*
Main villain: really? I didn't know i’ll stop my nukes
Turtle is still faster than my internet when I have to run from creeper.
@Dalvin how
😃
:awesome:
:awesome:
“This is really funny and reminds me of myself when I’m trying to find a toilet.”
Steve running away from creepers in the middle of the night is the fastest.
Change my mind.
😆
fly hackers
@Windows98Gamer no
Why would I ever run away from a creeper when I can just kill them?..
@@fortnitesexman because they will explode
“How fast can Minecraft get?”
Me: Skeletons with aim bot when I’m on half a heart.
Yup
@IAmFeder yes there aim is bad but they shoot very fast
Why did this not get a heart?
@IAmFeder omg so right but when you on low hp they get that aim bot
for sure! :)
Fastest thing in minecraft: me dying in skywars
Edit: thanks for all of the likes :)
same
same
For me its worse its bedwars finaled
LMAO Same
Oof size: large
Lol when u said “the fastest mob isn’t a strider, no no no, it’s a-“ I got an ad for a Tacoma.
Lol
Lol
Wifles: the RUclipsr who answers the questions we didn’t ask but needed to know
Would’ve been fine with a five second clip of Lightning McQueen saying “I am speed”
Same
@Gabriel Resnick asking for subs is still reportable tho, even if ur not a bot
@@templix26 non stop training cains
@@templix26 buy now
@@templix26 or else electrical functions can be happy
Anyone else notice how Wifies voice has become so much deeper in the past couple months?
Me
homie finally hit puberty
@@delta6704 lmao
@@delta6704 DA F]
@@delta6704 LMFAOOO
Speedbridgers holding their entire house-sized pc's in one hand- "*would you like to find out?*"
Pc
Bedrock players: *no*
Wha abou andromeda bridgers ;)
I witnessed someone ruin the 69.
Pc
"How Fast Can Minecraft Get?"
Not having a house in the first night.
Them: How fast can Minecraft get?
My brother: *builds a massive mansion complete with decorations in survival by himself in two Minecraft days*
I read the title and thought: "ok, there's gonna be something about how fast it is to subscribe". I wasn't disappointed.
The split second text at the beginning basically said if the editing seems weird it’s because his usual editing software wasn’t working.
Fastest thing is me closing my pc when I'm supposed to be sleeping and I hear footsteps
Lol
Lol
Lol
OMG SAME
Fastest things in minecraft: dream getting pearls from a piglin
Ye
or me rage quitting
nah
babee zombi faster
You forgot about some things:
1. The glitch on Bedrock edition when you breed two horses when they have speed(it works with donkeys and I think it also works with pigs on Java)
2. Commands of tp
3. Glitches like flying with boats/pigs and a fishing rod(it's not the fastest but it is still pretty fast)
12:37 *TECHNICALLY,* Ender Pearl Stasis chamber can do just that... Without killing you.
Fastest thing: me falling from my failed sky ship
Who knew you could go faster than minecraft itself
Ýęß
minecraft vsauce back at it with another banger
*"But what is the fastest mob in Minecraft"*
**Vsauce Music Intensifies**
9:27 There's a mistake here, it was 700 blocks, not 700 thousand. The comma in 700,000 was supposed to be a decimal dot
Fastest thing in minecraft is me exiting when i fall in the void while bridging 😂
Lol same
Fastest thing in Minecraft: baby zombie with swiftness NaN
no, a evoker with swiftness
@@Sapphire_0909 No me when you break the minecart by mistake
@@Sapphire_0909 no no evoker with baby zombie riding it
L
Fastest things in the world:
The Flash,
The Speed Of Light
Those god forsaken baby zombies
also me getting mad when my stupid brother winds me up
The message at the beginning is faser.
lets just appreciate how many blocks Ilmango had to place for this little soul speed clip
And in /fill command
@Okapi Lizard I was wrong it's not 60 million he said it's 20k and wifies said ilmango was traveling at speed of 700k which was wrong it was just 700
@Okapi Lizard I mean it's not my fault wifies says it's 700k speed which when see the time you assume that the destanse is from world border to another so it's wifies fault and you can blame me for not just checking ilmango video and being lazy
One method of travel you forgot is using riptide on a trident in the rain with an eleytra. You go fast af boi!
the problem with being faster than light is that you will never get older
#stanwifies
If you travel at the speed of light, the time gets sooo much fast for you that you experience the whole history of universe in one moment
@@Danny-eb9kb I explained poorly I think
Buy yes you're right
Pretty nice that the filmora team were able to get back to you so quick
Title: How Fast Can Minecraft Get?
me: thinking
me: Yes
There's a glitch in Bedrock edition where if you breed two Speed II horses, the offspring will permanently have that boost. Continuing the process with two of the previous gives faster results.
I really enjoy watching your videos because they are entertaining and I feel like I learn something. Also its amazing to see that you are doing something that you love. I love you content and have been here from the hermitcraft compalations!
Wifies doesn't realise this, but he's making everyones day better
true
How is he a bot
O thx for that info @windows98Gamer
Next video:how hard can Minecraft get?Fundy:hold my commands
key points in this video:
0:00 intro
0:34 mobs
8:18 the player
12:48 outro
lol I just uploaded right before u
@@JWP51015 np
Fit mc: *THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT*
Wifies: *so this begs the question*
Note about IllMango’s soul sand water speed:
It’s 700 blocks per sec, not 700,000 (other countries use “,” as decimal points)
I thought this was going to be entirely about speedrunning at first
Well technically....
I thought it was about fps 😆
He forget the TAS
think he already made a video about that
He forgot TAS speedruns
how to become a speedy boi in 3 steps:
1: enable cheats
2: give yourself speed 255 255
3: profit
type /tp @s 1000000000 64 1000000000 and you just moved 1000000000 or a billion blocks in a split second
Give yourselfs speed, equip ice walker, find ocean = speed
wifies 2 weeks later: so today we will see how you can break the sound barrier in minecraft.
wifies 2 months later: so today i will show you how to travel at the speed of L I G H T.
the comma in the 700,000 metres per second bit is a decimal in europe, so its actually 700.000 ms-1 or 700 metres per second
OHH IM SO DUMB
OK that makes so much more sense lol
ty
@@Wifies no prob lol
I spent 2 minutes trying to pause on that first text and finally did it
Some absurdly fast things: 1 hour timelapse
How about 20 hour timelapse in 2 minutes
Imagine 1 sec time lapse in 1 second
@@AstralComposition wow
“the soap you shower with? it’s sh*t” released another ad, just got it
_huh?_
@@kaboomgaming4255 Dr. Squatch
@@AstralComposition oh wait I just understood your comment lol
he's talking about how fast the hose can go and i'm sitting here thinking this is meaningless to me, tell me its speed in sticks please
The fastest Minecraft thing is you closing the game when you hear mom walking upstairs to your room
While watching this 2 years later, I am now realizing that Wifies uses the desert soundtrack from Mario Odyssey. Cool, and also a nice choice.
The funniest thing about wifies videos is that he always manages to tell us to subscribe
Hello wifies! The content keeps getting better. These videos are amazing but honestly I liked the disc 11 one more. Minecraft lore is interesting and that video was really well put together.
bro the video was released 1 minute ago
Its 13 min long 1 min ago how did u watch it
I LIKE MORGZ
@@rosemeirepereira3183 @Matei Mazilu I'm talking about past videos compared to recent ones
Well he is the vsauce of Minecraft
“ A ping so low I’m technically in the future”
-Technoblade
I feel like wifies is more of a geometric-math nerd than he is an actual youtuber
You thought the Wandering Trader was fast? Guess you haven't seen any baby zombies whenever you're at half a heart.
Man, this dude really knows how to insert keywords in his description
I never looked at that before, but wtf
Like damn,
Wifies: How fast can Minecraft get?
Me who knows that Minecraft measures time in ticks and there are 20 ticks per second: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
1:59:Me when i turn off the lights when im in my basement
I remember discovering the strider speed glitch for myself, I was very confused.
The wandering trader isnt glitched,
it just has a good gamer chair!
Knowledge: 2021 i think.
If Vsauce played minecraft:
Yes
@@sandychen1381 _yes_
8:05 I'm on the TV mom!
Woah
1:44 lol 69,42,21 the funny numbers
" made the traveler zoom around with seemingly no reason"
Duh. Hes happy he found someone and was able to sell that chunk of coral hed been lugging around
For the cheap price of 16 emeralds
Wifies:"He was speeding around for no reason... but why, wat is the reason ?" me: "wait a minute "
i just spend 1m of my life reading a filmora sponsor at 1am and my eyes were blurry
Same
Why is your life measured in meters
e its a joke
@@Youssef-oueslati jokes are meant to be funny... Wheres the humor in that? You know you can just admit you made a typo right, its not a big deal
idk
This guy is the V-Sauce of minecraft
Yes
Ýęß
Actually the fastest is an ender man. When it “teleports,” it’s actually just running really fast.
Fr?
@@1Actn yeah. I spend a little too much time watching game theory.
2:28 *this is really funny and reminds me of how I panic when I can’t find a toilet.*
😂
just did the math, if the ender pearl cannon was irl, it would launch you almost exactly 1000 freaking miles in a second
Gas gas gas
was about to say that xddd
@Gabriel Resnick r u
@Gabriel Resnick 0
Indeed
Open up
0:02 **Vikstar**
You can't unhear it...........
what
@@carpeepee guitar I am a real person who accomplishes this channel is a creepypasta of my newest book
@@carpeepee WAIT WHEN DID I WRITE A *BOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOÒÒIÒK* 😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑🤨🤨🤨😐🤨🤥🤨😐🤐🙃😅😛😉😅🤩😅🙃😛😅🙃😛😛😘😇
@@carpeepee lol wrong timestamp, now listen ;)
@@iceyblue6644 stfu
The pig went flying 8:24
did anyone else put their playback speed to the lowest and spend a bit trying to read the message at the beginning, or was that just me? also I agree, an email back from a company with HELP in 6 HOURS?!?! AMAZING!!! That's one amazing company!
Once I saw a wandering trader drink a potion of invisibility, and all I could see were the 2 llamas, the leads, and a ghost holding a glass bottle
“Like when I can’t find a bathroom”
Only thing faster than this is my dad after he went to get the milk.
Only thing faster then that is when you win the lottery and he hears about it
@@froggygills3140 only thing faster than that is his other family chasing after him
@@froggygills3140 the only thing faster than that is the speed boost my mom gets when she runs with the belt
Sure thats cool, but the real fastest thing in minecraft is me failing at speed bridging
No I'm sick at it.
10:02 ohhhhhhhh he forgot his elytra
I love your videos, they are so entertaining, keep the good work up!
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ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ﹖ °-°
yes
No I cannot read your comically funny comment
Am I blind?
@@winterandspark9985idk
@@Rockstar_G_A_S
Oh wow your not a bot
8:33 Damn the baby pig teleport like a enderman
With the strider bug, I think it’s probably a vector error similar to wall running in the classic doom games. That’s just a guess though, so don’t take this as fact.
4:36 theory (BTW I don't know much about minecraft) Something in the game's code told the strider it could hop out of the lava and onto land. But then it realized it can't. So the vertical speed it got when jumping is translated to horizontal speed while walking against that type of wall. This could be debunked if the wall can be any height. Another guess would be hitbox jank but again, I don't know
8:29 Hol up, thats pigs gotta be hacking.
This mans self promotion are so smooth I subbed immediately
Are we not gonna talk about how smooth that plug was for the subscriber %?
This flows exactly like a vsauce video, I love it.
"How fast can minecraft get?"
Me dying on my hardcore world