Did This Man Really Time Travel From 2036? • Mystery Files

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @miadelaguila2611
    @miadelaguila2611 Месяц назад +3731

    “i’d love to be a sheep”
    “i mean you kind of are-you’re a disney guy”
    top 10 craziest insults on this channel

    • @heatweve
      @heatweve Месяц назад +151

      the way ryan just blinked in disbelief and had no time to process i- aksjehhdheueueh 💀

    • @quasarsurfer
      @quasarsurfer Месяц назад +43

      Top ten anime betrayals

    • @ribkakartika4857
      @ribkakartika4857 Месяц назад +12

      I said OOF very loud to that particular comment

    • @Gambsmoore
      @Gambsmoore Месяц назад +1

      ooh my god

    • @25mjs03
      @25mjs03 Месяц назад +10

      Same with saying he had to buff up a bit 🤣

  • @Schlossta
    @Schlossta Месяц назад +1063

    I work for GE. And I can absolutely say, there is absolutely no way we'd get our shit together long enough to do any of this

    • @melissaaugust7016
      @melissaaugust7016 Месяц назад +36

      ditto for working for the government

    • @zafjaf
      @zafjaf Месяц назад +72

      that's exactly what someone hiding world changing technology would say

    • @AKMilli-sn4nx
      @AKMilli-sn4nx Месяц назад +12

      Sure buddy. That’s why you’re the most powerful force in a land that’s not your own. Right.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад +4

      I know John personally & can clarify he was actually referring to ZE… you past-losers don’t have them yet, so I can see how Mr. T’s typo spread the way it has

    • @ChosesinWon
      @ChosesinWon 25 дней назад +1

      Yeah they were a big "tech" company back then so being a hoax he would pick the one that dealt in electricity since you need a lot of power to time travel. That's what told me anyway.

  • @darlwynguerrero4244
    @darlwynguerrero4244 Месяц назад +2918

    Only reason I'm here this early is because my boy John Titor let me know when this was going to be uploaded

    • @brianstiles1701
      @brianstiles1701 Месяц назад +37

      JT is, was, and will be a real one

    • @whosaguhboi938
      @whosaguhboi938 Месяц назад +15

      Sonuvabeach

    • @GDTOPTYDSSR
      @GDTOPTYDSSR Месяц назад +2

      @@whosaguhboi938 steins;gate reference!!

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад +2

      Pssssshhhhhh if you actually knew him you’d call him by the affectionate name he’s known as in our worldline, Mr. T

    • @duvell1
      @duvell1 20 дней назад

      😂😂😂 😪 I tried to watch this crap but after 6 min of my life I wated into it I had to pause it write a comment about the bad commentary and now responding to your post

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson Месяц назад +1338

    How does the world primarily run on solar power in John's worldline if the sun is constantly blocked out by smoke and haze?

    • @SaraBlade
      @SaraBlade Месяц назад +135

      To be fair.....shut up....*Shrugs and walks out of the building turning off the lights and locking the doors.*

    • @memz5220
      @memz5220 Месяц назад +38

      @@SaraBladeJohn be like^

    • @emmaphillips3847
      @emmaphillips3847 Месяц назад +5

      😂😂​@@SaraBlade

    • @djbarnhardt9504
      @djbarnhardt9504 Месяц назад +6

      Solar panels lifted above the smoke and haze?

    • @Ultimate_Utopian
      @Ultimate_Utopian Месяц назад

      It can be subtracted on the Earth’s atmosphere.

  • @xDippyxFreshx
    @xDippyxFreshx Месяц назад +4740

    Shane saying he's "not a big science guy" is possibly the biggest character betrayal ever

    • @Highimdadtwo
      @Highimdadtwo Месяц назад +187

      Gonna see this shit on a WatchMojo list

    • @seajeux
      @seajeux Месяц назад +180

      He did say he’s a big math guy, so maybe his focus is just solely on numbers? But that’s just a theory-

    • @ilikebjorkalot
      @ilikebjorkalot Месяц назад +80

      @@seajeux - a game theory

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Месяц назад +75

      ​@@ilikebjorkalota gay theory

    • @geneticjen9312
      @geneticjen9312 Месяц назад +93

      Every time a scientist is brought up on Unsolved and stuff like that he's like "nerd" or "hate science guys" haha

  • @HavianEla
    @HavianEla Месяц назад +734

    I can totally believe in the “John Titor Project”. A bunch of writers coming together to possibly make one of the internet’s first ARGs?

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Месяц назад +10

      @@HavianEla
      If it's an ARG then where's the gameplay? Sounds more like a writing project to me

    • @mlee9118
      @mlee9118 Месяц назад +1

      100%

    • @EckSecutive
      @EckSecutive Месяц назад +1

      @@HamazuraGODan arg isn’t just for games… sometimes for books or movies. Even just to entertain someone on the internet without anything to promote.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Месяц назад +3

      @@EckSecutive
      You completely misunderstood what I said. I didn't say ARGs have to be _for_ games. Hell, they usually _aren't._ ARGs for games are some of the rarest ones. I said ARGs have to BE games. They have to have some sort of audience participation/interaction that directly impacts the plot. Hence the GAME in Alternate Reality Game

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад

      It would make a hell of a movie actually. Have it seem like he’s really a time traveler for the first 90 minutes and only the last 10 quickly show him to be a complete loser trolling people online. Throw some sweet car chases in, and boom HOLLYWOOD BAYBEEEEE!!!

  • @mirlambda
    @mirlambda Месяц назад +1800

    “I came from the future and no one there likes you” is an absolutely INCREDIBLE insult tbh

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 Месяц назад +29

      Incredibly silly.

    • @Dragoncro0wn
      @Dragoncro0wn Месяц назад +47

      the thing that cracks me is that those same people starter ww3, but somehow we are being problematic... It sounds like they are just jealous we are living peacefully

    • @davidwalter2002
      @davidwalter2002 Месяц назад +7

      Not as harsh an insult as "Mr. Rogers would be disappointed in you," though.

    • @Alsebra
      @Alsebra Месяц назад +8

      My question there is, if he's not from this "worldline," he had to have "deviated"...meaning that it's a completely different line at that point. That sort of comeback was also somewhat common back then...and I was in *high school*...

    • @BahiaDoSul
      @BahiaDoSul Месяц назад +1

      it's an 8yo mentality insult, if i've ever seen one

  • @CoolNameBabe
    @CoolNameBabe Месяц назад +595

    Most unrealistic thing about this is the idea that you would only need 1 year of training to get a job in time travel. Clearly, you would need 10 years of experience by the time you graduated (which would now be possible, thanks to time travel).

    • @ScooterinAB
      @ScooterinAB Месяц назад +22

      Yeah. I needed more than 1 year's experience to work at Staples.

    • @MrsSurrealista
      @MrsSurrealista Месяц назад +3

      Lmao

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад +1

      I just find it unrealistic that the means to time travel does not exist in the small closet of a local Maine diner

    • @alyxxjayde
      @alyxxjayde Месяц назад +1

      Yeah but you could finish it in 10 years then time travel and get it done in 1 lmaooo

  • @laurachisnall
    @laurachisnall Месяц назад +1885

    Last time I was this early, The Professor was teaching about the Black Death

    • @Redneck_Hero
      @Redneck_Hero Месяц назад

      BOOOOOOOO

    • @philip5513
      @philip5513 Месяц назад +44

      I miss him every day

    • @jmason1770
      @jmason1770 Месяц назад +5

      @@philip5513 Me too!!😭

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh Месяц назад +34

      With the amount of work Shane puts into that show, I'm not surprised they haven't dropped a new season in almost 2 years lol. Can't even imagine the work that goes into it. All the animations and sets must take forever.

    • @k9black
      @k9black Месяц назад

      If you want to watch a movie in this same vein I'd recommend "The Man From Earth (2007)" It uses religion instead of time travel but the same concept applies.

  • @michipantin6343
    @michipantin6343 Месяц назад +168

    Guys, I just really want to thank you for keeping all your wonderful content here in RUclips. Seriously thanks for reconsidering and allowing us to keep experiencing the beauty that is Shane lassoing a penguin. We love y'all

  • @mikaschumacher340
    @mikaschumacher340 Месяц назад +940

    Man it was so easy to just make a whole convoluted persona and backstory in the pre-2000’s internet. I think that’s all this is. Hoping Ryan gets his utopian future someday and we get president Vinny Bergara.

  • @radicalizeme
    @radicalizeme Месяц назад +30

    IMO Titor gave himself away when he started in on the boomer complaints. “People started reading again” “we prefer to talk face to face” “we think people of your time don’t have their sh*t together!” It’s “back in my day” but “forward in my day”

  • @Emymagdalena
    @Emymagdalena Месяц назад +152

    Listen… I was once a kid in the 2000s this would have been me roleplaying on a message board with just myself, playing every single person from separate accounts

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад +1

      😂 highly relatable

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 12 дней назад +2

      I pretend I was Hannah Montana on Yahoo message boards when I was 10 so

  • @bazzle.dazzle
    @bazzle.dazzle Месяц назад +392

    Biggest issue is the machine moving "through time, not space" because the earth moves around the sun so technically if you time travelled only in time the earth wouldn't be there when you landed

    • @5thdimension_adri628
      @5thdimension_adri628 Месяц назад +28

      Hahaha you'd be floating in space if you didn't account for space

    • @Silly0pup0girl333
      @Silly0pup0girl333 Месяц назад +39

      Would be interested in a novel with time traveling that has crazy math and risk involved because the Earth would have to be in the exact spot and plenty of people would be horrifically stuck in walls

    • @TheMysteryIndex
      @TheMysteryIndex Месяц назад +18

      This video misses A LOT of the Titor story. What you're talking about is covered extensively by Titor in his posts. That's what the VGL (Variable Gravity Lock) system in the C204 is for.

    • @momiwantcake
      @momiwantcake Месяц назад +8

      @@Silly0pup0girl333 It's even more interesting because the earth will never be in the same place in space at any period of time because of all the gravitational effects that affects the Earth and our solar system.

    • @back-up2049
      @back-up2049 Месяц назад +6

      Continuing with this kind of thought. The computer system would need to be massive to hold the data of the location of every object throughout every timeline and space.

  • @ferisera
    @ferisera Месяц назад +303

    Just that absolutely real and earnest photo of Shane lassoing that penguin is enough to make this episode a must-watch!

  • @WolfHasCome
    @WolfHasCome Месяц назад +76

    Even if there weren't a million red flags before, the thing that was absolutely the last nail in the coffin was when he said it only traveled through time, not space. It's pretty basic knowledge that if you only move backwards in time, your ending position in space will be the exact same as your starting position. The earth moves through space as time goes on, revolving around the sun and then rotating itself. These factors require complex calculations to determine the exact coordinates in space to translocate you to according to the specific time you want to go to. Otherwise you risk time traveling and ending up in the middle of empty space, or you get poofed into a solid object and it results in a mini explosion from two separate masses trying to occupy the same physical space.

    • @elsparthio
      @elsparthio Месяц назад +4

      Maybe the explosions in WW3 weren’t nukes at all, but the fallout from failed time travel experiments

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 Месяц назад

      Iirc the full Titor story accounts for this, they just didn’t mention it here.

    • @ramensobs
      @ramensobs Месяц назад +1

      As they say, “Space is littered with corpses of time travelers who didn't take celestial movement into account.”

  • @yowatchie
    @yowatchie Месяц назад +657

    Man I’ve missed this series. Super entertaining and the set is probably the best I’ve ever seen from a RUclips channel.

    • @jameshutchinson3672
      @jameshutchinson3672 Месяц назад +19

      It’s pretty remarkable how good the production design is on not only this series but the other ones on the channel.

    • @wagz420
      @wagz420 Месяц назад +2

      It’s pretty wack actual story /content wise compared to unsolved.
      Over production for less intriguing actual mystery content

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Месяц назад

      @@wagz420 To be fair, believable (and actually real) stories are generally more interesting than myths lol to me, at least

  • @hocuspocus__
    @hocuspocus__ Месяц назад +67

    18:00 nuclear war, which most definitely would have also involved just regular bombs and weapons, and yet no global temp increase? that's impossible

  • @MusicFromAnotherTime
    @MusicFromAnotherTime Месяц назад +313

    The most unbelievable part of this story is that GE could make any appliance halfway decently.

    • @djtigerstripes
      @djtigerstripes Месяц назад +9

      GE is a major defense contractor

    • @gilliansteele8296
      @gilliansteele8296 Месяц назад +21

      @@djtigerstripesindeed they are! doesn’t mean their home appliances don’t suck ass tho 😂

    • @rachellehernandez9123
      @rachellehernandez9123 Месяц назад +10

      Appliances are their cover.

    • @aaronyoung1981
      @aaronyoung1981 Месяц назад +5

      My friends grandpa has a GE fridge from the 1950 that still works in his garage.. their products back then are way better than today's garbage.

    • @sikox209
      @sikox209 Месяц назад

      @@djtigerstripesyeah isn’t GE the ones who manufactured that big ass gun in the A-10 Warthog

  • @hayden_est_fatigue6370
    @hayden_est_fatigue6370 Месяц назад +60

    My grandpa worked for the Rochester IBM branch in 1975. Am I John Titor???

    • @anadoarable
      @anadoarable Месяц назад +4

      I'm the TT man.

    • @rhiannonsmith3629
      @rhiannonsmith3629 Месяц назад +3

      Did you become a soldier for a Civil War when you were 13 🤔

  • @justarandomperson331
    @justarandomperson331 Месяц назад +1100

    if the US civil war in John's timeline ended in 2015 and WW3 happened afterwards then how did WW3 kill half the population in 2000?
    seems like john forgot about his own timeline 😭😭

    • @kanelivilla7337
      @kanelivilla7337 Месяц назад +77

      I think it meant half the amount of people alive in "our worldline" in 2000

    • @SpoodyFlopp
      @SpoodyFlopp Месяц назад +150

      Also, how, if half the population died and every major city was destroyed in nuclear explosions, the hell did humans figure out time travel? War-torn areas aren't exactly known for their paradigm-shifting technological innovations. Quite the opposite, these regions are usually the victim of brain drain.
      The fact that quantum physics wasn't discussed even once, yet John demonstrated technical knowledge about computers from the 70s, says a lot about the real person/people behind the narrator.

    • @jeremysmetana8583
      @jeremysmetana8583 Месяц назад +12

      @@SpoodyFlopp "The fact that quantum physics wasn't discussed even once, yet John demonstrated technical knowledge about computers from the 70s, says a lot about the real person/people behind the narrator."
      That doesn't track. Is it supposed to be a 'Boomer insult? Do you think only younger people know about quantum physics and older people only know about computers from the 'seventies? LOL
      Also, re your comment that if big cities were destroyed there would be nobody left to innovate, technology-wise. I guess you don't realize how many laboratories are away from big cities in the US. Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, for instance, is technically in Central California, miles and miles away, over the mountains from San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. It's unlikely to be a target.

    • @histosolrelics
      @histosolrelics Месяц назад +38

      @@jeremysmetana8583right but where would these facilities get the funds? the resources?

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 Месяц назад +4

      Time travel…

  • @nrjones19
    @nrjones19 Месяц назад +10

    My mum died from CJD. She was one of the 1-2 people per million who die from it in Australia per year. It is very rare. Whilst it's in the same family of prion diseases as Mad Cow's, it is not the same disease.

  • @danny2thestars
    @danny2thestars Месяц назад +326

    lol the disbelief on Ryans face at the notion that he is less muscular than Shane 15:45

    • @rikkblack
      @rikkblack Месяц назад +16

      he very much took offense 😂

    • @heatweve
      @heatweve Месяц назад +21

      and then when shane called him a sheep for being a disney guy 😭

    • @Jedi1993
      @Jedi1993 Месяц назад +3

      Both Ryan & Shane should take up some BJJ 💯

    • @itsbeth6496
      @itsbeth6496 Месяц назад +2

      Shane's smug face after sent me🤣

  • @rrkolcheck
    @rrkolcheck Месяц назад +17

    Ryan saying it's the format of the show to wait until the end to reveal his guess is funny when you remember that in nearly every other episode he guesses aliens before any theories are even presented.

  • @angelcolumna7291
    @angelcolumna7291 Месяц назад +507

    I can't believe you just gave us Are You Scared, Ghost Files, and Mystery Files in span of a few weeks! Should I expect Puppet History next time?

    • @geekythespian9865
      @geekythespian9865 Месяц назад +40

      Plz I need new puppet history!!

    • @RollMeAFat1
      @RollMeAFat1 Месяц назад +27

      It’s only because it’s an ad

    • @AFGsultanZ
      @AFGsultanZ Месяц назад +2

      We definitely need Puppet History back too

  • @ClassicCat
    @ClassicCat Месяц назад +19

    Thank you for not changing and continuing to make these type of videos. Mystery Files is the perfect sleeping vibe.

  • @rhaenatargaryen8061
    @rhaenatargaryen8061 Месяц назад +73

    shane presenting an episode where he definitely doesnt buy what he's putting down is funny tbh

  • @postmodoutlaw
    @postmodoutlaw Месяц назад +28

    15:00 the first time I watched BuzzFeed Unsolved, I assumed they were brothers - mostly based on their chemistry but also because I thought they looked vaguely similar.

  • @DismemberedGhoul
    @DismemberedGhoul Месяц назад +375

    NEW MYSTERY FILES EPISODE DROPPED LETS GOOO

  • @Viniter
    @Viniter Месяц назад +46

    Americans are so car dependent they just can't even imagine time travel without a car.

    • @yomama9538
      @yomama9538 19 дней назад

      We can, but why would we?

    • @U_the_artist
      @U_the_artist 18 дней назад +3

      I mean... Texas alone is bigger than Europe so they kind of have to be.

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic 13 дней назад

      @@U_the_artist this better be hyperbole bc europe is, in fact, bigger than the us, let alone texas 💀

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 12 дней назад +1

      ​@panainpublicnot if you measure in freedom per square mile 🦅

  • @LaraxusArt
    @LaraxusArt Месяц назад +151

    Wasn't expecting a Steins;Gate lore deep dive on Watcher today but I'm here for it!

    • @samareqa
      @samareqa Месяц назад +8

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @JustinMichaelMantor
      @JustinMichaelMantor Месяц назад +1

      yep came here to say this 💀

    • @rdcyoutubediary
      @rdcyoutubediary Месяц назад +2

      Well, Steins;Gate pretty much used John Titor as an inspiration. 🤷‍♀️

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Месяц назад +1

      @@rdcyoutubediary
      Yeah. Well spotted, dude

    • @nanni3835
      @nanni3835 Месяц назад +5

      I Just don't understand why they called it CERN in the video
      Must be so the organisation does Not notice us
      El Psy kongroo

  • @penance6125
    @penance6125 Месяц назад +25

    Quick reminder that general electric has also designed and manufactured televisions, xray machines, the giant electric locomotive, and last but most certainly not least, the M134, XM214, AND the GAU-17 miniguns

    • @Relativistic_Rono
      @Relativistic_Rono Месяц назад +7

      General electric could make pretty much anything and it wouldn't really be a surprise. What's perhaps more unlikely is that General Electric would survive WW3 and emerge as basically the same company.

  • @hellsunderpaidjanitor8270
    @hellsunderpaidjanitor8270 Месяц назад +91

    this guy just watched back to the future 1 time and went fuckin insane

    • @Ultimate_Utopian
      @Ultimate_Utopian Месяц назад

      Most hilarious comment of the day! 😂

    • @Lugen
      @Lugen 20 дней назад

      😂

  • @komegolfwithkole
    @komegolfwithkole Месяц назад +35

    Anybody else confused. First he says that there was a civil war in 2005 but then it ends in 2015,
    Yet then after that he says that there’s a nuclear war in 2000. So which came first?

    • @thomasfinch6292
      @thomasfinch6292 Месяц назад +4

      I believe the implication is that the casualties of the 2015 WW3 amounted to half the population of the world in 2000

  • @wisteriabill
    @wisteriabill Месяц назад +176

    I thought we would never get another mystery files this is such a nice surprise

    • @jameshutchinson3672
      @jameshutchinson3672 Месяц назад +13

      Was kinda looking like the entire Watcher channel was going away for a minute.

  • @realbadtech9318
    @realbadtech9318 Месяц назад +30

    if you were to travel back in time while staying spatially stationary as John claims he did in his car, you would find yourself no longer on the planet as the Earth is moving 30 km/s. You'd probably flip the time machine off and be floating around in space, or just dead? The entire solar system is constantly in motion, so his machine would have had to account for spatial displacement. I've never read any of the forum posts, its some cool 2000s internet lore but it doesn't sound like this troll even thought of that

    • @AxionProxy
      @AxionProxy Месяц назад +4

      That is actually an issue he addressed that wasn't mentioned in the video. When his temporal displacement device started up, it'd take a gravitational reading of it's currently location in space time. The device could not move while displacing time. It would do an additional gravitational reading at it's destination to make sure it was safe to arrive. To prevent popping up in the void of space or in a wall

    • @sadpotatohours4846
      @sadpotatohours4846 Месяц назад +1

      @@AxionProxy So then he's never be able to time travel right? because the sun also moves around the milky way, so he'd never re pop back up on earth because earth would never again reach that spot, since the galaxy also is moving.

  • @emilysaldana7415
    @emilysaldana7415 Месяц назад +127

    7:59 doesn’t want to affect our world but goes onto divulge previously unknown technologies that would change the trajectory or our timeline? This is why I’m a non-believer on any sort of time travel/parallel universe travel stories lol

    • @johnplaysgames3120
      @johnplaysgames3120 Месяц назад +53

      Also, he just sounded like a grumpy Boomer angry at the "kids today" who thought making up a story about time travel and saying "Future people think you're all sheep" and "Everything you're doing causes a world war" would inspire people to go back to living like his small-town upbringing.
      And to add to your point: Dude doesn't want to affect the timeline, but then comes back and hangs out with himself as a kid, visits family, etc. Uh, did we learn nothing from "Back To The Future"?

    • @Boots_293
      @Boots_293 Месяц назад +8

      @@johnplaysgames3120and was warning like about the impending civil war? Seems like that would alter the timeline

  • @myladysigyn
    @myladysigyn Месяц назад +7

    John didn't predict Watcher, i think that speaks enough for his "authenticity".

  • @claudinelamond8866
    @claudinelamond8866 Месяц назад +85

    Love it when they get good sponsors - hopefully it gives them enough fuel to keep producing!

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 Месяц назад +11

    "We're all plugged into the Metaverse."
    Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

  • @NotoriousFortean
    @NotoriousFortean Месяц назад +92

    My dad is a time traveler. It took him 30 years to get a thing of milk.

  • @Hannahgs
    @Hannahgs Месяц назад +5

    I love seeing Ryan be genuinely skeptical about something, though it is a bit off-putting at the same time lol

  • @HamazuraGOD
    @HamazuraGOD Месяц назад +186

    No way. An episode about John Titor!? I might watch this one earlier than planned. I _LOVE_ the John Titor story!

    • @MissOhio1980
      @MissOhio1980 Месяц назад +5

      You would have to, to know his name in all, damn😅

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Месяц назад +3

      @@MissOhio1980
      Haha, true! As soon as I saw the title I was like "Oh man John Titor time, baby"

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Месяц назад +1

      They skipped over so many details and such! I really hope they cover more in the debrief!!!

  • @lizharless6972
    @lizharless6972 Месяц назад +5

    Love you guys! I've asked before to cover time travelers, i meant like the pilot from 1950, landed with time period clothes and ID, then fled back to his plane, and a couple others.

  • @WatcherWiki
    @WatcherWiki Месяц назад +151

    A surprise Mystery Files episode! Is this a Watcherween gift?

    • @PastaLuke
      @PastaLuke Месяц назад +6

      Watcherween? Hardly Knower!

  • @queenieBx
    @queenieBx Месяц назад +5

    This randomly dropping makes me miss the series already. Time to rewatch

  • @nanoreo7098
    @nanoreo7098 Месяц назад +93

    When unsolved was coming out I never was super into the true crime show, but mystery files has quickly become my favorite show on the channel. Love the format and vibes of the show ie set design lighting editing. What i appreciate the most is that the stories are focused on mysteries not so much tragedies. More cryptids, less murders

    • @wagz420
      @wagz420 Месяц назад +2

      I respect your opinion but I couldn’t disagree more .
      Overproduced , they spend too much time and money on shit that doesn’t matter Vs actual cool historical true crime/ mystery stuff . Just my opinion

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon 14 дней назад

      ​@@wagz420100% agreed

  • @3dxspx703
    @3dxspx703 Месяц назад +9

    That's the most infographic, silly and exciting presentation of John Titor's story.

  • @geordieghoulette7142
    @geordieghoulette7142 Месяц назад +26

    John Titor... Apple Tater.... It's coming full circle...

  • @TheJxn38301
    @TheJxn38301 Месяц назад +12

    "if you bulked up a little" lol

  • @andrewfisher4282
    @andrewfisher4282 Месяц назад +147

    Mystery Files x Life is Strange??? Best timeline confirmed

    • @nothisispatrick1797
      @nothisispatrick1797 Месяц назад +6

      FR I was about to skip the sponsor part until I heard it was Life is Strange!!

  • @FastGunner2040
    @FastGunner2040 21 день назад +2

    If John accomplished anything, he accomplished being the most interesting Time Traveler story.

  • @connorohoare7470
    @connorohoare7470 Месяц назад +105

    If he was time travelling wouldn’t the planet be in a different place in space to where it was even 5/10 years ago let alone tracking from 2036 to 1970’s

    • @jameshutchinson3672
      @jameshutchinson3672 Месяц назад +5

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @junoismad
      @junoismad Месяц назад +7

      yeah if he only "time travelled" he would need more oxygen and a spare of warm clothes because he would be just floating in space

    • @AxionProxy
      @AxionProxy Месяц назад +3

      That is actually an issue he addressed that wasn't mentioned in the video. When his temporal displacement device started up, it'd take a gravitational reading of it's currently location in space time. The device could not move while displacing time. It would do an additional gravitational reading at it's destination to make sure it was safe to arrive. To prevent popping up in the void of space or in a wall

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse Месяц назад

      @@AxionProxyah yes, this solves it 😂

    • @connorohoare7470
      @connorohoare7470 Месяц назад

      @ he even had that idea concocted up for his story ? FairPlay to him.

  • @raineragane8183
    @raineragane8183 Месяц назад +5

    Shane's "I don't know what that means but it sounds important" 🤣

  • @apexcetacean
    @apexcetacean Месяц назад +24

    The irony of Shane asking Ryan if he thinks something is a bit farfetched lol!

  • @speccowo
    @speccowo Месяц назад +3

    The John Titor story will forever remind me of the anime Steins Gate. It's an essential part of the plot which is so fab

  • @Galaxxi
    @Galaxxi Месяц назад +83

    Bro people have been trolling like this on the internet for years, I used to do similar shit when I was in middle and high school just for a laugh 😭 This was totally just a guy and maybe one of his buddies fucking with everybody.

    • @johnplaysgames3120
      @johnplaysgames3120 Месяц назад +29

      Totally. Although, to me, the sort of things the guy said sounded like a grumpy Boomer who was like, "I know what'll convince these kids today to stop being idiots and ruining everything. I'll pretend to be a time traveler on the internet and tell them that people in the future think they're sheeple!"

    • @amandasnider2644
      @amandasnider2644 Месяц назад +5

      I'm guessing given this person's supposed age, he's either:
      A) an internet troll
      B) Schizophrenic (as he's around the age it can develop)
      C) a writer/internet troll who's fleshing out the more complex details on time travel and world building.
      Or
      D) A compulsive liar with a narcissistic need for attention

    • @issacwubbena2616
      @issacwubbena2616 17 дней назад

      @@amandasnider2644it was me

  • @bentheblaster19
    @bentheblaster19 Месяц назад +9

    Tinfoil hat theory: John Titor was actually The Professor. He time travelled to the past to stop a certain genie from starting WW3.

  • @asmodeus7956
    @asmodeus7956 Месяц назад +25

    The bit at 29:55 was actually so good, especially Shane disappearing

  • @allisonpriester4395
    @allisonpriester4395 Месяц назад +6

    he described time travel very close to how it represented in doctor who 😂

  • @sla9432
    @sla9432 Месяц назад +33

    THIS GUY terrorized me as a kid omg i can’t believe you made a video about it 😭😭😭 my older cousin would show me youtube videos of paranormal events and he was always in them

  • @zynostik5873
    @zynostik5873 Месяц назад +4

    I feel like Time Travelers would have more important things to do than spend their time online on a blog & spill "secrets" about the future to random strangers.

  • @macgyverurie
    @macgyverurie Месяц назад +49

    i love the polaroid of max on theory two just chilling there

  • @oliviafarrer5479
    @oliviafarrer5479 Месяц назад +1

    these boys have been dropping my fav content on my birthday for 3 years now... please don't ever stop it's the only thing keeping me going😭🤚

  • @AquieoAndreBR
    @AquieoAndreBR Месяц назад +12

    I will just say that the whole John Titor mystery is the entire concept of the Game / Anime / Manga named Steins;Gate which is the best anime of all times and best visual novel of all times. Just suggest everyone if you have a chance watch the anime and play the game!

  • @LG-lp7cl
    @LG-lp7cl Месяц назад +4

    Have y’all thought about diving into the Willamette Valley Dream Survey? It’s like your guy’s mystery sweet spot

  • @jessicajohnson3328
    @jessicajohnson3328 Месяц назад +19

    I have been waiting so impatiently for this series to release a new episode and I am so happy you are back!

  • @CT--ws5bb
    @CT--ws5bb Месяц назад

    This makes me so happy!! I remember reading about John Titor as a teenager like 10 years ago, and when Mystery Files started I was really hoping they would cover this story!

  • @elishasbooksandnooks
    @elishasbooksandnooks Месяц назад +37

    LIFE IS STRANGE and MYSTERY FILES crossover???? Was NOT expecting that omg y'all should play the original Life is Strange game, it's so good

  • @CoolNameBabe
    @CoolNameBabe Месяц назад +8

    15:17 damn, even in the future nepotism is still ruling the world 😂

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt Месяц назад +20

    MAX CAULFIELD IS BACK??!!!!
    I’m suddenly very hyped for that new game, but I feel so bad for Max that stuff like this keeps happening around her 😭

  • @GoddessofWisdom
    @GoddessofWisdom Месяц назад +10

    12:16 I 100% support the national Theme Park Act

    • @Memo_323
      @Memo_323 Месяц назад

      As long as the funds come out of our education budget

  • @Furubatsu
    @Furubatsu Месяц назад +41

    Glad to see you guys are still on youtube

    • @flednanders4601
      @flednanders4601 Месяц назад +6

      Yeah, because they looked like idiots when they tried to charge everyone to watch their content.

    • @keeva2176
      @keeva2176 Месяц назад +1

      they still upload all the time

    • @Braham_the_Terror
      @Braham_the_Terror Месяц назад

      ​@@flednanders4601 They didn't look like idiots. If anything it's the fans.

    • @flednanders4601
      @flednanders4601 Месяц назад +1

      @@Braham_the_Terror how? They tried to get more money out of their fans by moving to their own pay to watch sight. You can still make money on RUclips and even patreon for supporters that want to contribute more. I just think it was kind of a sleazy move.

  • @adamantinerebelle7578
    @adamantinerebelle7578 Месяц назад +2

    "It's a Power That Should Not Be Welded By Man" 😂 I Concur

  • @shadowhawk225
    @shadowhawk225 Месяц назад +8

    Not Santa's village being the last theme park standing.

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 Месяц назад +4

    In 12 years, there's going to be a bunch of comments on this video stating they called up General Electric's customer service angry they hadn't invented the time machine yet 😂

  • @jefftraboulsy8631
    @jefftraboulsy8631 Месяц назад +11

    FINALLY. WE NEED MORE PUPPET HISTORY!🎉🎉🎉

  • @galaxyzoogaming5415
    @galaxyzoogaming5415 20 дней назад +1

    Brings me back to the good old days; Unsolved Mysteries

  • @virtuwual
    @virtuwual Месяц назад +41

    this is literally just the plot of steins gate lmao

    • @JamesJames-li2wv
      @JamesJames-li2wv Месяц назад +32

      That's because steins gate based it's story off of John titor.

    • @Eb0
      @Eb0 Месяц назад +3

      finally someone mentions steins gate

  • @adamantinerebelle7578
    @adamantinerebelle7578 Месяц назад +1

    🤣 Y'all Are Funny AF 💯 "If You See Me, Flag Me Down" 😂

  • @nina.robbs565
    @nina.robbs565 Месяц назад +9

    15:50 BUILT LIKE A WATER WEENIE😭😭

  • @duvell1
    @duvell1 20 дней назад +1

    Between 6minutes and 44 seconds into this video I was scrolling through other content to add to the que in RUclips. The whole time with the wake commentary and bad jokes they manage to disinterest me about the time travel story, and I paused and wrote this post and now exiting the video.

  • @sam_art21321
    @sam_art21321 Месяц назад +6

    Love all of the knick-nacks in the Mystery Files set sm🙌

  • @MidnightArticuno
    @MidnightArticuno Месяц назад +5

    John left in March 2001 and left us to deal with 9/11 alone. How dare you, John.

  • @michelleh.715
    @michelleh.715 Месяц назад +7

    So excited that Mystery files is back!

  • @gibsgotgame
    @gibsgotgame 29 дней назад +1

    Can we get some type of unsolved true crime-esque back?😭😭

  • @frizzlefrack253
    @frizzlefrack253 Месяц назад +18

    1:15 solved, not a time traveler, I win

    • @ccchhheeennn2
      @ccchhheeennn2 Месяц назад +2

      Life is boring as a shaniac

    • @Imjustexsisting
      @Imjustexsisting Месяц назад +1

      You win one of those comically large checks

  • @Lunar04503
    @Lunar04503 Месяц назад

    Watching Ryan talk about my favourite gaming franchise is filling me with indescribable joy

  • @seff6533
    @seff6533 Месяц назад +187

    Just gotta say, you guys were 100% lied to with the haunted hill house. There's footage of other investigations in the building and they heard the exact same noises in the same rooms. Like, even the whistle had the exact same inflection on it. You could also hear the exact same growl and it was totally electronic sounding. You guys paid at least $500 to get lied to

    • @Pendergasted
      @Pendergasted Месяц назад +61

      I wonder if there’s already a thousand comments on the actual video saying the same thing already?

    • @FlyingBanana985
      @FlyingBanana985 Месяц назад +5

      I thought this would happen one day

    • @seff6533
      @seff6533 Месяц назад +4

      @@Pendergasted then they should acknowledge it.

    • @joaobrandao9482
      @joaobrandao9482 Месяц назад +3

      Haha, they paid to get a video so that they can get views.

    • @tylerprince3496
      @tylerprince3496 Месяц назад +13

      The moment I started watching that one, I couldn't help but think a lot of it was staged, I just watched the boys video on it and there was banging on a door that had to have been rigged up.

  • @HeavyMetalTones
    @HeavyMetalTones Месяц назад +1

    mad cow was in the early late 80’s early 90’s so this may not be a prediction. Brilliant as always guys

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Месяц назад +21

    I literally just did a paper on this!!! This is literally my favorite internet history fact and it being a part of my favorite anime Steins:Gate cemented it for me.

    • @eliza4430
      @eliza4430 Месяц назад +1

      Steins;Gate mentioned!!!!! :)!

  • @finnjas2014
    @finnjas2014 Месяц назад +7

    No fucking way the guy supposedly jumped from 2036, I once had a missed call on my phone and it said that it was from March 2036. TIME TRAVEL IS REAL?? (I probably just have a virus on my phone or something lol, still funny tho)

  • @ArmsWorshipper
    @ArmsWorshipper Месяц назад +12

    I'm the TT man. You got me.

  • @lexiatel
    @lexiatel Месяц назад +1

    In early 2000s, I can admit to faking conversations between several different characters.
    This probably isn't real, but I do believe time travel exists.

  • @valentinfeurstein8423
    @valentinfeurstein8423 Месяц назад +5

    The two best shows from the ghoul-boys in the span of 1 week? This truly is the best timeline

  • @you-surper
    @you-surper Месяц назад

    The absolute rage on Ryan's face at 15:42 and 17:08 absolutely killed me 😂

  • @reinblack
    @reinblack Месяц назад +16

    This is my favorite Halloween ever

  • @cuzimshort8108
    @cuzimshort8108 Месяц назад +2

    As a fellow Filipino, hearing Ryan say ‘TT man’ over and over made me giggle.

  • @Telic
    @Telic Месяц назад +22

    yes, i was there. i am the time machine.

  • @paigemarie7418
    @paigemarie7418 Месяц назад +4

    I feel like someone wrote a Fallout fanfiction and wanted to share it with the masses but it somehow turned into this mess lol