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The whole bard seducing everything in sight trope is *EXACTLY* the reason I wish to make a mage with all points going to illusion that way I can seduce everything in sight and cater to their preferences at the same time
Including Bakugou's character?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Like that one from the Katherine game about climbing blocks and sheep, but the idea is the scene after all the shit goes down where you got a group talking about the new Katherine girl they found, all with varied features for their preference.
@@silverseth7 Wasn't that just a bunch of succubi using the same name?
I once played a rogue halfling that seduced a half-orc and they are kinky AF. Now I play a sheltered ace bard who uses alternative swear words like "Mordenkainen's pants!"
@@clemente3966 tis possible
Two rivals where one doesn't take it seriously: Did you mean; Aang and Zuko from ATLA?
Or Todoroki and Bakugo (or Midoriya)
@@clemente3966 or Luffy and Smoker.
@@clemente3966 No wait! Saitama and most of the other heroes.
Or Megumin and YunYun
Or Lance and Keith
„The goth kids hold the line"
The brave warriors. An ARMY of black dusters, dyed hair, eyeliner and Jack Skellington tattoos. They know. They ALL know they are the world's last hope. Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. A horde of disgusting monstrosities wearing itchy sweaters and holding spears made of peppermint candy start approaching the brave warriors. The bells on their boots all jingle to the sickeningly festive rhythms.
„STAND! AS ONE!" Screams the leader of the year's last line of defense, his voice echoing in glorious spookiness.
And they all raise their weapons. Not just the goth kids. But the LARPers with their home made foam blades. The art kids, with their pens, MADE to draw Macabre Art. And of course, the bravest of all: the closet non-religious emo kids, who FUCKING FINALLY get to be themselves before Christmas tosses them back into their sickeningly normal family lives. Back to the touchy relatives. Back to going to church every sunday. Back to not being able to talk about horror in public
Sure, they might fail. But finally, for just one night, everyone can have fun. Their battlecry echoes across the sky painted silver by the light of a full moon.
„EVERY MONTH IS SPOOKTOBER!"
Absolutely poetic
Andor Dimény I love this beyond words, thank you
Agreed. If that was a writing prompt, you, my fabulous sir, would win first place.
set to The Black Parade, naturally
Can we just persevere this?
That's actually why Pennywise goes after younger kids, because their fears are more physical
And they're way more tasty
Yes, they’re much fresher.
Ok but kids now days....
It's easy to turn into what kids fear. But what are you gonna do for teens? Turn into a physical manifestation if social abandonment? Are you gonna turn into a notice that your bills are overdue for adults??
[]LowlyLover[], yeah. Like for some teens, what? Homophobic parents? A lot deal with that daily. Anxiety, depression, bad grades! Hah already dealing with it. End of the world? You know the answer to that one.
I’m a simple person - I get an upload from P.M. Seymour, I immediately squeal with happiness and prepare for another awesome video! :D
You're a simple person, while I'm just A person.
I am a PERSON nice to meet you, A person! :D
Nice to meet you a PERSON and A person, I am A PERSON!!
I thought it said "Simp"
You’re a simple person, I’m a IUNCIUUohurfbisdbciu person.
2:38 i just love it when Gaud gets all "bold sentences in panic"
I misread that as "blood sentences in panic" and it made my day
Babull that also sounds something Gaud wold say
"What's the clown going to do? The only thing I'm afraid of is myself." Says the real live dragon.
For people with anxiety, Pennywise probably just turns into whoever they're most concerned about disappointing and straight up murdering them. Those poor bastards are gonna die like Maes Hughes.
Oh god no..
I have anxiety, and I can prove, this is true. Although, I am afraid of going into kitchens past 9.
I still remember what happened when I was 3.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You're right and I hate it!
So... Gozer is basically that BUT HUGE!
WE DON'T TALK OF HIS DEATH
...i cried for an entire week over Hugh's death
THE DEMON KING FINDS YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE
And that is why my cousin refuses to play with me anymore
"Roll a constitution save."
I'm doing this cuz in one of my campaigns I'm a bard
@@bubbIegumz If you have a decent DM, the result will be the demon king going "Join me, and you can live a life of comfort as one of my many lovers!" with any rejection resulting in a "If I can't have you, then on one will!" and your bard being the primary target of the demon king's attacks.
When the bard sent to rescue the princess tries to seduce the kidnapper, the result should be the bard ending up in the cage the princess is/was kept in.
I thought "Jriffin" was a ship name and had a mini heart attack there haha
Justin and Griffin. I just assumed someone turned them into one person.
The sole reason Im ok with NOT getting more taakitz dates
everything is a ship name if you go far enough.
My mind: he misspelled Griffin
My heart: Justin x Griffin??? But they,, brothers?!?!
I’ll just stick with that sweet sweet Taakitz content thank you
0:54 no the cousin needs to roll with it.
"Roll a constitution save."
Bard: ...what
"You rolled a nat 20. The demon king desires you carnally. Roll a constitution save. You don't have fire resistance, do you?"
Bard: wait no
"You canned these worms, now LIE IN THEM"
oof, lol
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOO
is where I'll be see you in 8 hours
Update: 9 hours
Ah yes, a fellow Siiva fan, I presume?
@@Logan-tz1ry what
@@Smartfmella69 Adding context will just confuse you even more, but its a livestream people have been waiting on for a long time.
Jsrf fan forever man.
Oh man, my favorite McElroy. *JRIFFEN*
Justin has consumed his sweet baby brother. Travis trembles, for he knows he may be next.
All I'm saying is that the adventure zone "Griffin" is clearly more elegant than mbmbam Griffin.
"To understand this next part, I need you to imagine the apocalypse. Imagine it happens... tomorrow. And that everyone you ever knew, every place you've ever been, every performer whose work you admired, every band who’s ever written a song that meant something to you- all of it was gone. And that you survived. Imagine that feeling of loss, imagine that guilt, the pressure it would put on you. How you would change beneath that pressure. Now imagine that apocalypse occurring annually, a hundred times over. What would you do to stop it? What would you do to protect the ones you loved, the ones who also felt that terrible weight? That is the reality of our heroes. That is what will lead them down the path to their destinies. Further from home, away from each other, into… The Adventure Zone."
"Wassup everybody, I think *dogs* should *vote* ."
@@digaddog6099 “Our capacity for love increases with... “(I’m not writing the whole quote, you’re much braver than me)
“MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI AND IM ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE”
If the cat was in the box, and wants to kill Schrodinger, *and* is still alive, that means the dynamite didn’t go off, meaning we can use that against Schrodinger, so the cat already has a way to kill him
Or you know, he could scratch.
Dynamite would be too quick of a death - I figure that's why Cat wants a proper execution.
I never heard the version with dynamite, I always just heard it was a hammer and a glass vial of poison.
I heard of a version with radiation...
@@Hearth3946, in the version I know radiation is used as the trigger. Basically, there's so little radiation from the sample that there's a 50/50 chance for whether or not the Geiger counter will detect it. If it does, it lets the hammer smash the poison (or sets off the dynamite, I suppose). If it doesn't, nothing happens. Therefore, since the chance of each scenario are equal, the state of the cat is unknown until observed. Of course, there's more having to do with quantum superposition and how that concept doesn't translate well to macroscopic objects, but this is a RUclips comment and I'm not a physicist, so I'll leave that be.
2:30 This is literally Might Gai and Kakashi’s relationship.
Kakashi: *Coughs*
Gai: "MY ETERNAL RIVAL-"
Ah I literally just wrote it in the comments. Yes. Yes it is
Holyy shi- the sound thing bout the sensory overload, I've tried finding out if what happens with me is a thing (which this gave me the answer which im am very thankful for) and it has a name! And I've had it most of my life.
The knowledge i get from these vids sometimes changes lives.
Please do also keep in mind that sensory overload is a more common experience for those on the autism spectrum than any of the other things listed, especially... dehydration (????). Like, it's not impossible for someone with anxiety to experience sensory overload, but folks with autism kinda wrote the book on "HOLY SHIT STOP THAT NOISE OR I'M GOING TO BREAK MY EVERYTHING" Just in case you're still lookin' for answers!
1:30 I am in the process of learning Japanese almost entirely so that I one day in French class can have my teacher say that we can't speak English and instead of responding in French as expected I just respond in fluid Japanese (witch btw no one in my class including the teachers knows) and also you know anime, manga ant it just being a neat think to know. Same goes for ASL.
French guy here, my condolences (like, I know how à word can have multiple meanings or a verb said with the masculin or the feminin way can mean smthin different and other stuff)
I also am learning Japanese (or I should get back to it, didn't even get to remember all kataganas) but thanks to videos (in French if you want to work on both languages if you want) on RUclips
Honestly...goals.
2:18 Isn’t this just the premise of the LEGO Batman movie?!
My mind went to waluigi and Luigi
I thought of every Pokémon game
Also Vegeta and Goku. Especially the TFS versions of the characters.
Everyone has forgotten about Kakashi and Gai 😔
I kinda thought of Joker and Crow.
Frankie was an imaginary friend this whole time?
...It makes so much sense now....
Or maybe she imagined her grandma
Conclusion: put the word McElroy in the video and watch all the nerds come running.
3:56 isn't the "placing a grain of sand until they succumb to the desert" pukicho's thing?
*sweats in Serpent's Hand*
It isn’t.
The ending made me question… every… SINGLE… word the is. Why must my insanity find me when I'm in such a weak state!?
You must state your problem more clearly. Are you in a state of denial?
Add that to an entire sentence made with all the -ough sounds and you get the proof English should be fixed as it's broken
Clement E
*clears throat*
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
(I stole that from a Tumblr video by Michaela Laws plz don’t hurt me)
@@irishuisman1450
As if I wasn't implicitly referring to that one for those who watched that video
Don't forget:
Read and Lead sounds alike and
Read and Lead sounds alike but
Read and Lead don't sound alike and
Read and Lead don't sound alike. :D
Who else thinks PM should read quotes from the sentry bot from fallout in his robot voice
Edit- also Liberty prime to because *MURICA*
I never knew I wanted something so badly until now.
Or the turrets from portal
Gotta get the Assaultron in there too
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Alejandro Rivas hell yeah at first you’d think it’d be all cutesy but then this demon bot just speaks
The las time I was this early I was... *taps watch * Nonexistent? Eh. Fair enough...
Your profile pic could sell freezers to eskimos.
Luna MoonSpider XD
@@AverageEldritchEntity I feel called out by your username
@@LittleGrayRam you're welcome.
0:50
That's not how D&D works. You don't just have a 1/20 chance of warping reality on a whim. The DM's word is law.
Remember people: The bard WILL somehow seduce a boss at some point in the adventure. No matter what.
Actually Jeff Botis is asexual and made it through three campaigns still single
His adopted hippogriff son Kiryu Kazuma however….
@@benjamincooper358 I guess the seduction trait skipped a generation?
His father had 27 kids so I can’t argue there
@@benjamincooper358 Twenty.
Seven.
Kids.
How...?
The rivalry is literally early part 2 Joseph Joestar and Ceasar Zeppeli, AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.
2:27 Edelgard and Ferdinand FE:3H
If you know, _you know._ That means you, PM.
The foster's one puts mac's crush on frankie in a really weird light now, and I don't like it
2:40 The 180 of tone change and urgency gets me everytime xD
2:16 is the basis of Rei’s and Harunobu’s relationship in March Comes Like a Lion
Wasn’t the sand thing a pukicho post tho? Also I legit did a double take at the askers username because a) I am also called riley and b) my screen name is 9times out of 10 distracteddisturber
Yeah the sand thing was pukicho glad I'm not the only one who realised.
plot twist Pukicho and Gaud are the same person
@@oofasleep dundunDUNNNN!
I mean the thing i love about the last post is that sure, the words are written the same but you still knew exactly which version to use from context
1:38 imma be honest that might have been me- I'm trying to remember my classes right now
I randomly found this on my recommendations, and I thought the voice sounded familar
I looked at the channel name
This is the voice actor for Travis from mystreet
What the heck
+1 sub
I watched this while having an panic attack and it helped to distract me enough to calm down. Thank you PM Seymour, your content really is a godsend sometimes for when the world feels like it’s falling apart and collapsing in on itself at the same time
I love the ant fact, as I feed wild ant colonies to the point where my friends and family call me the frickin ANT QUEEN
Because of you Seymour I want tumbler. The comedy on there is pure GOLD.
1:35
R/madlads
When Tumblr reads make you happier than playing video games
“It’s a sad life but I bare with it”
2:16 okay so my school and another school are both in the same county, and ever since we both showed up here the schools have had a rivalry. My school takes it as the biggest joke in the world, and completely doesn't take it seriously. The OTHER school, on the other hand, takes it extraordinarily seriously. Like, a few years ago some students from our rival school sent the football team death threats and they put them in frames in their locker room. It's the funniest shit ever
2:07 creator confirmed they’re both humans, madam foster is actually just her legitimate grandmother
I just thought of this now as an urly morning though but PLEASE make a Gaud binge compilation of every time you’ve used Gaud... I need to good vibes please •w•
2:16. The funny thing is this literally happened in the _Food Wars_ anime. There’s one character who keeps trying to act like he’s the main character’s main rival and the main character’s responses fluctuate between “WTF is with this guy” and “I will never stop mercilessly teasing this guy.”
The rivalry one is literally the plot of megamind
Ahhh my tumblr made here again. Im happy. It was the dnd one. Thank you PM
Aww yesss, even more classics voiced by our God P.M. Seymour
Pretty sure this is a cult at this point
Gaud: i am gaud the number one gaud and the only gaud
PM Seymour: THE ALMIGHTY HE LIIIIIIIIVES
I just thought id say I have finished the freaking 15 and something hour long binge compilation for the 4th time
Why does he do the “Rival” voice so well
Woo, quickest I've gotten to a video. I'll edit this once I finish watching the video, though I know it'll be good.
Edit: finished watching the video. As expected, hilarious. Good job.
Favorite part of the video?
The rivalry one is just what pokemon games always feel like.
He meam,
He dream,
But most importantly,
HE FUCCIN SCREAM
PM seems like someone i would really wanna be friends with idk why but seems like he’d be someone really fun to hang out with
0:50
The cousin missed a prime opportunity to add "AND HE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO KILL YA OVER IT"
Street Smarts!
The first couple of posts _slayed_ me! 😂😂😂
Thanks Seymour-chan. I woke up from my post night shift hibernation to ugly neigh-laugh at this and wake up my neighbours. Love it.
0:54
AND NOW HE HAS TRAPPED YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IN A CLAY JAR
Thank you for keeping me sane, PM Seymour.
I love that the cake one accounts for the full stop
I swear dnd bard stories are always the best
The rivals where one is more enthusiastic then the other is basically Joker and Akechi
2:16 Literally LEGO Batman except with less mario cart and more connection issues
Ah so relaxing, calms down and cools off my reactor battery after a long day of storms hitting my area.
Also not only storms, but giant mechs recently too!
That last post had all non-fluent English speakers *INCREDIBLY* confused
I am in a burrito of blankets and prepared for this
2:15
Sonic: “Ayyy, what’s up Faker?”
Shadow: “Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. You’re comparing yourself to me? Ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fake.”
“...yeah okay sure, I made some mac n’ cheese. Want some?”
“Uh- what? Look, let’s just fight.”
“Oh okay.”
Okay but that aquarium tour does sound like something Griffin would do.
You know what. Ima install Tumblr rn. I don't know what to do on it but this series is too hilarious to not be seen with my own eyes.
I'm pretty sure that's why Pennywise targets kids- their fears are more material.
2:16 this is literally Kakashi and Gai, with Gai being the overly enthusiastic one obviously XD
i let out the nastiest cackle at the end of the video 😹😹
to the guy who wants a rivalry where only one person cares: That's called Klance.
I just gotta say, I was having a rough day at work, but this video made it significantly better.
That cat at the beginning gives you a quest called Schrodinger's Mistake, wherein you track down Schrodinger and he uses some invention to half kill you so he can easily finish you off, but you break something and he gets affected too, so you chase him before he can get to where he keeps revive items, and when you catch up, you fight with halved stats
The "rivalry but only one person is taking it seriously" is basically just every pokemon game
2:25 this man just described the entirety of vegetas character, im shook
i saw mcelroy and came running
Your the reason I can't sleep at night, yet I'm not complaining
2:15 This is basically the player character and Hop in Sword and Shield. Hop takes the rivalry way too seriously, but the player character, depending on the person, ranges from "Ok, so this is apparently my rival." to "Due, it takes you getting a Legendary to have me even concerned about a member of my team fainting. Get on my level!" For the record, I am the guy who is like "At least he's progressing, but still not much challenge." Then he gets a Legendary and I say "That's the mark of true progression as a character. A Legendary respects you enough to let you capture it. Good on you, my friend."
THE HUNT FOR SCHRÖDINGER BEGINS, THE BOX LORD DEMANDS IT
I felt the dnd one also a bit in the past my and i sugested that to my friend he tries become the BBG and final boos
2:16 like literally what Sir Pentious thought about Alastor.
The rival one is The Riddler who thinks he is Batman's greatest enemy
2:22 or better yet; do the reverse where only the protaganist is taking it seriou- oh wait that's just Perry and Doofenshmirtz.
I loved that last one
Jriffin McElroy is Justin but with Griffin's voice, talent, and lack of fucks to give. The perfect fusion
Another two hours of mental relaxation after some homework, another video of memes to keep me entertained/inspired for two hours
2.15 is literally Rudyard and Chapman's dynamic from Wooden overcoat
3:33 this reminds me of a few years ago during my exam period. I was upstairs revising and remembered my mum wanted me to spend more time downstairs so I decided to do some revision in the living room where my mum and sister were (it was winter and the kitchen and dining room are always freezing so I couldn't work there). They were watching TV really loudly and talking even louder. I had earphones in but even with the volume all the way up I could still hear them and it was giving me a really bad headache. My sister left to get a drink so I asked my mum to be a little bit quieter. When my sister came back my mum said (very loudly) "Lisa says we're not allowed to talk so we need to be silent" and everytime my sister tried talking (at a normal volume, one that I couldn't really hear over what I was listening to), she'd say "shhhh we need to be silent" (again very loudly). I gave up and went upstairs.
And that's why I decided to go to a uni more than 2 hours away rather than the one that was a 10 min train journey away (or at least one of them) because strangers who often went out drinking are easier to put up with than family. I was less annoyed when one flatmate had a load of friends around in the kitchen and I felt too awkward to go in for water so I just stayed in my room.
RUclips recommended this to me.
I've never been so grateful.
Listen, I've said it once and I'll say it again- The rivalry where only one party is taking it seriously is Yugi and Kaiba's entire relationship in a nutshell 😂
I once did a history project about immigrants and did mine on Chef Boyardee
2:22 I think that's basically just Kakashi and Might Guy.
The one about the two rivals is basically just the plot of the first metal gear solid game
That last thread reminded me of very specific School House Polka with Larry, the part of the show where Larry came out and sung a School House Polka
The Pennywise one is just too good.
Really it could turn into you. Not a weird scary you, just a normal everyday you.
Still, terrifying.
I love this video more than can be described by meager human words, I wish I could directly share my feelings of deep seated and powerful elation with you all! Also I'm new here, so take it easy on me, okay? You seem like a great and loving community and I think I could grow to like it here.
2:14 That was my high school and the high school from the neighboring town. My high school took the rivalry so seriously, but they were shocked to learn we apparently had a rivalry. We did finally beat them, though. My school sucked at all sports but bowling. We had the greatest bowlers around.
I love the fact that there's an abrupt