I despised that last one. True pain runs through my veins. It’s amazing how much emotions can change in a single sentence. Went from a sad story about a dude’s plans being totally ruined to a goddamn joke and my life is ruined.
Honestly in this series I gotta say pukicho is my favourite character, his character development may be slim but his purpose of filling dread into my soul with every post he makes is always completed so he is definitely my favourite
4:58 as someone who is 16 i can confirm we have no in between we're like that meme with the metronome that we just violently swing back and forth between philosophical bullshit and "haha green ogre man shreksy uwu"
This is true, one time I explained to my friend what herd immunity was, and like five minutes later she got my screenshot of the plague inc. Disease that I named "inhale dong"
my cousin, born last year, was terrifyingly close to being named "Mleko", until my aunt decided "Nicholas" worked fine too I guess they just thought it sounded cool....
How does the Onceler fandom keep coming up in things I have seen ever since my brother mentioned it to me? Am I just cursed to forever have a constant reminder that it exists?
I feel like I've heard the word a couple of times now so I just looked it up and all I can find is the character from the Lorax? Is that right? I feel more confused than I was before.
@@spectralumbra1568 there's a great video on it on yt. That's where I found out about it it after seeing the word a couple of times and I aswell have been cursed since x_x
I saw something about the onceler fandom and I was confused, but not too concerned, because I thought it must have been a small thing. Apparently no, it was massive, and I can’t stop running into references too it, and now I’m well and truly concerned.
They refuse to take one because bringing ominous discomfort to others and themselves (to a level; they aren't about to let triggers fall to the side) gives them a joy unlike any other
Softichill, can you not take a joke? Bro, your name says chill in it but you don’t seem very chill. Sorry to sound rude, but if you see something you wanna be snarky about, just don’t. Please.
@@wileywere Sorry if I came off as rude! I was playing into the joke, but I probably did seem snarky, haha. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I hope you have a lovely day!
Softichill, oh sorry my bad! I have adhd and am on the autism spectrum, so I have a hard time understanding tone. I take things very very litterally lol. 😅 But Anyways, you have a good day as well!
1:39 okay random bit that I hope gets a chortle out of someone but the way my debate president essentially becomes a gaygent is by putting up what he likes to call "his straight presenting voice" which if you've never heard his normal speaking voice would probably sound pretty normal. But because we have only heard his straight presenting voice once, it just sounds like him trying to lower his voice while keeping it monotone
As a member of Gen Z, can confirm. I'll rant at my mom about the depravity of Systemic Racism, then at dinner I'm just like "... ... ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Yesterday I got really sad about how even She-ra critically acclaimed as one of the best LGBT+ shows doesn't really have a trans character so it's really only LGB+. I pointed out how since we don't know the child raising practices on Etheria Double Trouble could be a cis nonbinary person, so they can't really count as trans representation. And then about how while there are very easy trans headcannons, such as Bow, headcannoning isn't actual representation. Then I just listened to lofi and whispered beep-boop to myself
I sent my friends a few screenshots from the video and now they're talking about how the one guy's argument that 9/11 is only valued to push imperialism is flawed because it also did highlight important safety concerns and knowing how the vibes work I'm just casually waiting for it to switch back to nonsense chaos.
I am not kidding, I have literally just finished a 'milk burger'(these things are popular in Turkey) and started watching this video. LIKE WTF AMERICA U HAVE XXXXXL TRIPLE BURGER SANDWICH BUT A FREACKING TASTY DESSERT SPOOKS U?!?
Its the concept of that XXXXXL triple burger sandwich being made of milk that spooks us. Because, in truth, we already fear that which we have created, and consume it as a means of asserting dominance.
WE ARE AMERICA, WE FEAR NOTHING except everything that isn't us or has not been here for so long we THINK it is a part of us. But WE DO NOT FEAR THE MEAT!
@@AverageEldritchEntity maybe you ever heard of the gods council a group formed by humans of elder god descent (im one of two founding members still in the council),
I'm sitting here an hour after this was initially posted trying to tie my shoes -you don't need to know why- and this was making me laugh every other post. Beautiful as always, Mr. Seymour.
4:10 idk how to tell you this dude but thats nearly exactly an actual irish myth. The Childen of Lir is literally about an evil stepmother who has magic and turned her four stepkids (who were royalty) into swans, but then realised how messed up that was decides to give them voices to talk and sing with. And because the myth (If i remember correctly) had a few mini-side stories of their adventures (since they were cursed to live like 900 years) I'm willing to bet that ''causes problems" part ACTUALLY EXISTS
The sounds of battle are heard into the valley below raging on with ferocity and destruction that non have ever seen but out of nowhere a honk is heard and the fighting stops " no it can't be * one of the soldiers say panic coursing through him *honk* " it's her the swan princess the destroyer of men and woman alike she has come to reap our souls!!! " Another screams in fear as a swan flies over head dropping live tnt
I can't be the only one watching these videos, liking earlier on and then seeing more stuff that made me laugh, and then going to like the video again. I have almost unliked PMs videos more times than I can count.
5:48 This little factoid gave me some new appreciation for Monster Hunter's Namielle (It's a dragon that creates puddles of water and superheats them in the same way with electricity, which is neat, but I didn't think it happened IRL)
I feel like i should've seen the cotton eyed joe from a mile away, but also, i feel justified by the offense yet sheer awe of how i fell right into that chaotic yet poetic piece.
I had seen the Joe post before, I'm not familiar enough with it to have noticed it immediately but I recognized it halfway in, so I experienced a unique mixture of anticipation mixed with deja vu and dread that I sincerely hope I never experience again in a scenario that's more consequential than a post compilation
4:42 as a 13yo currently... This is completely correct. One minute we're arguing over issues like rape, abuse, depression, racism, homophobia, transphobia, anxiety, bullying, starvation, homelessness, poverty, inflation ect. And the next moment we're screeching maniacs, powered by suger, doing the randomest shit online
The last one left me baffled,angry and yet.....I was proud that this person literally rick roled me into a song that I actually thought was a story.....to whoever that person is,I thank you for your existence. "where did you come from,where did you go, where did you come from.....cotton eyed Joe"
I love it how in like the last two videos, both Puckicho and Gaud both say stupid shit, and then something happens in real life, and they're just like "What have a wrought into this world".
You know a things fucked up when even Pukicho is baffled by its existence
Didnt Gaud get broken last time???
@@AverageEldritchEntity Wait… Puki is baffled, Gaud is broken… Dear Lord, the endtimes are near!
@@toschiworlds7212 Whats next? Will they become sane?
@@siriusPuwu hopefully not, so that there's ironically a sense of stability
I wanna eat a milk burger now
I love the fact this always appears to me at 12:00 am
OH MAH GAWD
12:00 pm in the states
Almost noon in texas
12:07 in NY timezone
I'm almost an hour late saying this but it 9:57 am where I am
They had us in the first half with that joe story.
not gonna lie...
I swear, the moment I realised, I left the room to smash my face in a wall....
Is this how past generations felt about the rickroll?
First we made Gaud question himself with him predicting the Yellowstone stuff, now we broke Pukicho with milk burgers. We're coming for you P.M.
*We're coming*
he was also broken by the fnaf games
NO! No. Leave tired coffee man alone. Please.
@@neonblade8591 you'd think he would be fine with child stuffed murderbots.
them*
My mans out here saying "prepare for stepping" like people haven't been begging for it.
oh...
@@vexations_on_discount oh no.....
I'm trying my literal best to enjoy Seymour without becoming a simp for his OCs, please don't harm my off (constitution)
i read joseph, cotton & eye and was like
"no. no. no. no. no. no."
until the last 2 sentences, which i sang along
When I read the last two sentences, I clenched my fists and started speaking in tongues.
@@littlegremlin8783 oh,, so you are the one who summoned the demon outside.
I didn't get it
@@FrizellaTheBee It's the lyrics of a song
I despised that last one. True pain runs through my veins. It’s amazing how much emotions can change in a single sentence. Went from a sad story about a dude’s plans being totally ruined to a goddamn joke and my life is ruined.
Yeah, I said “fuck you, man” and genuinely meant it, that post wrecked me
That is one I didn't understood... What's the joke about?
@@creepy_artist song called cotton eye joe
That's what you call a brilliant joke lol
Honestly in this series I gotta say pukicho is my favourite character, his character development may be slim but his purpose of filling dread into my soul with every post he makes is always completed so he is definitely my favourite
I don't want to ruin the 23 likes, but I love this.
4:58 as someone who is 16 i can confirm we have no in between we're like that meme with the metronome that we just violently swing back and forth between philosophical bullshit and "haha green ogre man shreksy uwu"
Us Gen Z are the physical embodiment of chaotic neutral
Honestly yeah
it's all about the ongoing crisis
Acknowledging how fucked the world is while desperately trying to keep yourself sane
This is true, one time I explained to my friend what herd immunity was, and like five minutes later she got my screenshot of the plague inc. Disease that I named "inhale dong"
That comment about a Polish friend being called Milk got me good...I could literally hear people in my head saying Mleko as this person walks by 😂
Imagine if we straight up had people called, like, Mleko or, idk, Sok Jabłkowy?
@@klairgreystone4655 Albo Denaturat
@@klairgreystone4655 oh my god 😂
Sounds amazing. Gotta remember this one, just in case.
my cousin, born last year, was terrifyingly close to being named "Mleko", until my aunt decided "Nicholas" worked fine too
I guess they just thought it sounded cool....
How does the Onceler fandom keep coming up in things I have seen ever since my brother mentioned it to me? Am I just cursed to forever have a constant reminder that it exists?
Evan Schrimp oncerler fandom
I feel like I've heard the word a couple of times now so I just looked it up and all I can find is the character from the Lorax? Is that right? I feel more confused than I was before.
@@spectralumbra1568 there's a great video on it on yt. That's where I found out about it it after seeing the word a couple of times and I aswell have been cursed since x_x
I saw something about the onceler fandom and I was confused, but not too concerned, because I thought it must have been a small thing. Apparently no, it was massive, and I can’t stop running into references too it, and now I’m well and truly concerned.
The video was by Sarah Z if anyone's interested
4:16 : untitled goose fairy tale
Untitled swan tale
When Disney buys Untitled Goose Game.
Sean Taggart
Ok what your talking about but it was such a long time ago that I can’t remember the name and only remember the swan swimming
I need this as a Pixar animated movie. NOW.
biggest gaudiest patronuses needs a nap
They refuse to take one because bringing ominous discomfort to others and themselves (to a level; they aren't about to let triggers fall to the side) gives them a joy unlike any other
Softichill, can you not take a joke? Bro, your name says chill in it but you don’t seem very chill.
Sorry to sound rude, but if you see something you wanna be snarky about, just don’t. Please.
The WereGamer from the looks of it they were playing into the joke.... also snark is the lifeblood of humanity, do not deny us the nectar of life
@@wileywere Sorry if I came off as rude! I was playing into the joke, but I probably did seem snarky, haha. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I hope you have a lovely day!
Softichill, oh sorry my bad! I have adhd and am on the autism spectrum, so I have a hard time understanding tone. I take things very very litterally lol. 😅 But Anyways, you have a good day as well!
Wouldn’t the trifecta be called the Bermuda Triangle?
The Bermuda triangle only takes planes and boats that contain members of the rainbow triforce.
@@intangerbline3683 Implying the Bermuda Triangle is an Eldritch Horror that prefers LGBTQ+ pilots and sailors as its favourite food.
@@necroarcanistxiii Implying that it isn't
The baguette should still be identified as a deadly weapon
Considering how long, heavy, and rough it is? Yeah.
I know, right? I mean, it's the physical manifestation of pain! And the French eat it for *BREAKFAST!!!*
The bread is hard as rocks
If you leave it sitting for too long it gets harder and can break bones, guys.
Just saying.
SystemOverrider 42 Wonder if it’s ever been used for a crime?
4:30 I LOVE THIS ONE
Untitled Goose Fairy Tale
*Swan
I NEED THIS AS MOVIE.
"soon we'll be able to illegally download food" 3:53
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A FOOD
You must be careful and check for viruses in your illegally downloaded food, they can make you shit out your ears nowadays.
George McDuck lmao stop i’m in the floor crying
I agree. You could get a stomach virus
1:39 okay random bit that I hope gets a chortle out of someone but the way my debate president essentially becomes a gaygent is by putting up what he likes to call "his straight presenting voice" which if you've never heard his normal speaking voice would probably sound pretty normal. But because we have only heard his straight presenting voice once, it just sounds like him trying to lower his voice while keeping it monotone
As a straight hooman, this gives me more chortles than GOD DAMN FAWFUL.
this just sounds like me, local trans man, trying to order food at a restaurant and hoping the waiter will call me sir
it do be like that sonetimes
As a member of Gen Z, can confirm.
I'll rant at my mom about the depravity of Systemic Racism, then at dinner I'm just like
"... ... ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Yesterday I got really sad about how even She-ra critically acclaimed as one of the best LGBT+ shows doesn't really have a trans character so it's really only LGB+. I pointed out how since we don't know the child raising practices on Etheria Double Trouble could be a cis nonbinary person, so they can't really count as trans representation. And then about how while there are very easy trans headcannons, such as Bow, headcannoning isn't actual representation.
Then I just listened to lofi and whispered beep-boop to myself
@@mme.veronica735 the pinnacle of Gen Z are we
@@dancingcarapace yoodle-bee-scoop
I sent my friends a few screenshots from the video and now they're talking about how the one guy's argument that 9/11 is only valued to push imperialism is flawed because it also did highlight important safety concerns and knowing how the vibes work I'm just casually waiting for it to switch back to nonsense chaos.
Goes from having a deep conversation with my friends to laughing hysterically over a picture of a blue tit with buff arms as wings. Yep, peak Gen Z
5:48
tree: *Oh~, ligthning-senpai , what are you doing?~*
3:32 it seems like reverse Wonka vision. Instead of a candy going from reality to a screen, it’s the opposite. I want it now.
I am not kidding, I have literally just finished a 'milk burger'(these things are popular in Turkey) and started watching this video.
LIKE WTF AMERICA U HAVE XXXXXL TRIPLE BURGER SANDWICH BUT A FREACKING TASTY DESSERT SPOOKS U?!?
Batuhan Çolaklar i know, but what are the milk burgers filled with
Its the concept of that XXXXXL triple burger sandwich being made of milk that spooks us. Because, in truth, we already fear that which we have created, and consume it as a means of asserting dominance.
@@corvidaeisaneatfamily2841 M i l k
Also blood of fallen Greeks and Armenians etc but I'm vegan so
there. there are burgers that big??
WE ARE AMERICA, WE FEAR NOTHING except everything that isn't us or has not been here for so long we THINK it is a part of us. But WE DO NOT FEAR THE MEAT!
I have great power here. Can I: yes. Should I: no.
...first.
No
NO.
Congrats my friend!
Quinton Guernsey *_NO_*
Sean Taggart *_I TOO REFUSE_*
Can we talk about why the sentence "Bob the builder owns my uwus :3" even exists.
_Can We Meme It?_
Andrew S. Greig
Yes we can!
Madness seeps from the pores of the cursed.
In a conversation I muttered out "the paw patrol gang made me a furry uwu :3" and didn't process it until now, dude
there's WAY worse
4:15 this whole post is basically the "Untitled Goose Game"
The cotton eye joe one felt as if someone was gently, lovingly, creasing my face, and then punched me.
Pukicho is some kind of elder god
Source:I'm part elder god on my mother's side and i know elder god's when i see them
Oh! I know a few. Perhaps we know each other?
@@AverageEldritchEntity maybe you ever heard of the gods council a group formed by humans of elder god descent (im one of two founding members still in the council),
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 How often do you have to defend Earthrealm in bouts of "MORTAL KOMBATTTTT!!!" ?
@@TallboyDave I'm like 15 and this is not an anime where the gods think a 15 year old is the only hope so only once
hypnochonk
Part elder god...
Is your name Wilbur Whately by any chance?
I love how Gaud and Puki can make shit up and it somehow ends up being a real thing
3:02 YES PLEASE! I would happily do workouts to videos like that! With an actual PERSON leading it who actually acknowledges how it feels!
I'm sitting here
an hour after this was initially posted
trying to tie my shoes -you don't need to know why-
and this was making me laugh every other post. Beautiful as always, Mr. Seymour.
0:22 . . . that is one of the best puns that no one has figured out yet pun, "if you catch my drift" while talking about driving.
I
LOVE
THE
LAST
ONE!
I'M STILL LAUGHING!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really wish I was Jared 19 rn
Space Man the vine
the cotton eyed joe one never gets old for me. the pacing of the joke is so perfect
Okay but like in Germany we have "Milk burgers" and they are *delicious* .
Oreos. 🤷
You are welcome
-Turkey (Eti is a Turkish company)
do they taste like death?
@@systemoverrider4270 likely
1:54 I WILL JOIN AS A PAN PERSON!!! WHOS WITH ME??
Aroace, lets be nonexistent together!
Asex Panro! Let Us Become M Y T H S !
Unfortunately I am not any of the groups in the tri force, but I still think it is cool
I'm biromantic. Do I count?
Feste the Phule HECK YEAH YOU DO!
I've been listening to Something Rotten so the first one I read in my head with the voice of rock star Shakespeare.
Scarlett Queens I’m halfway through it, honestly that’s something he would say.
oh my god so did i
4:10 idk how to tell you this dude but thats nearly exactly an actual irish myth. The Childen of Lir is literally about an evil stepmother who has magic and turned her four stepkids (who were royalty) into swans, but then realised how messed up that was decides to give them voices to talk and sing with.
And because the myth (If i remember correctly) had a few mini-side stories of their adventures (since they were cursed to live like 900 years) I'm willing to bet that ''causes problems" part ACTUALLY EXISTS
2:39
When pukicho's cursed comments become real life.
The last one is like,,,,, a more modern version of the actual story of cotton joe
I'm *extremely happy* that he read the onceler post and milk post that I submitted.
7:15 It was at this moment exactly that I knew just where this story was going. And all I have to say is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The sounds of battle are heard into the valley below raging on with ferocity and destruction that non have ever seen but out of nowhere a honk is heard and the fighting stops " no it can't be * one of the soldiers say panic coursing through him *honk* " it's her the swan princess the destroyer of men and woman alike she has come to reap our souls!!! " Another screams in fear as a swan flies over head dropping live tnt
I had a gut feeling that last post was a joke. And I was totally, frickin right.
“No witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking, if you catch my drift”
I know the nearby pedestrians definitely “caught their drift.”
2:49 when reality is more cursed than your troll account will ever be
If PM says "UwU cuppy cake" and then Elf says "no cuppy",I will strip bark.
2:15
Shout out to Demisexuals for being so nonexistent that even the fictitious clique doesn't acknowledge us
Demis are a-spec, and therefore, ace gang.
@@iDKVibe ^ ace is used as an umbrella term for all aspecs
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 that's basically what I meant when I said ace gang-
@@iDKVibe Just further elaborating
Sorry, but isn't "aspec" another name for a gelatin dessert?
4:23 this person literally gave a backstory to the untitled goose game
GOD DANG THE LAST ONE!
I knew it was gonna be something of a meme, but I wasn't expecting it AT ALL.
I still haven't fully recovered from the first time i read that last one
It’s just so nice seeing d&d stuff everywhere. I know it’s a quite popular thing, but it just feels good when I see it somewhere
3:02 Deadpool as a yoga instructor.
You’ve heard of Untitled Goose Game
Now get ready for
Titled Swan Princess
Same game you’re just a swan princess
1:10 the expression is rather common in the world since the guy's death through laughter in ancient greece.
4:50 finally
someone gets us
I can't be the only one watching these videos, liking earlier on and then seeing more stuff that made me laugh, and then going to like the video again. I have almost unliked PMs videos more times than I can count.
2:10
Last time that happened I think it was called "The Third Impact"
This series... I like it! Also, the whole of 2020 is just one giant crit fail
I cannot stress enough how much I NEED to see the untitled goose fairy tale come onto the big screen.
SUFFER is such a powerful statement. So bold. SO brash. So... you. So believe
2:50 for anyone wondering, that thing is just basically small pancakes with cream in the middle. It’s actually really tasty.
6:39
"NO STEP ON CYANA" IS THE NEWEST GADSDEN-ESQUE FLAG
If Kobe is for accuracy and precision and Yeet is for power and distance the Kobyeet is for total annihilation of your enemies
5:48 This little factoid gave me some new appreciation for Monster Hunter's Namielle (It's a dragon that creates puddles of water and superheats them in the same way with electricity, which is neat, but I didn't think it happened IRL)
ok but i swear ive *read* ‘I would introduce your visage to the fundament’ in a book
The 2020 DND was so good it rolled a nat 20 and blew my wig away
The last time I was this early, Nerva was still screaming.
I feel like i should've seen the cotton eyed joe from a mile away, but also, i feel justified by the offense yet sheer awe of how i fell right into that chaotic yet poetic piece.
Joe read the last one with his one eye and burst into laughter.
im now using the 2020 dnd stats from now on, it's even better because we got a session in three days
My gf said "may i compare thee to a summers day?" and i responded "Are you tellin me that I'm hot and nobody likes me?"
I had seen the Joe post before, I'm not familiar enough with it to have noticed it immediately but I recognized it halfway in, so I experienced a unique mixture of anticipation mixed with deja vu and dread that I sincerely hope I never experience again in a scenario that's more consequential than a post compilation
GOD DAMNIT I SAW THE LAST ONE COMING A MILE AWAY
2:41
In all technicalities, yes. For example, when you dip an Oreo in milk, the milk is the condiment.
The milk burger reminded me of Gaud's paperclips causing tremors in Yellowstone.
2:54 THAT, my friend, is Polish Nightmare And Dream in one. You hate it but still can't get enough of it. I would know...
I would pay to see that Swan fairy tale turn into a full-length movie.
"no witnesses if youre bad enough at parralel parking"
username checks out
Cotton Eye Joe is now the new Rick Astley!
3:33 Star Trek is becoming REAL!
4:42 as a 13yo currently...
This is completely correct.
One minute we're arguing over issues like rape, abuse, depression, racism, homophobia, transphobia, anxiety, bullying, starvation, homelessness, poverty, inflation ect. And the next moment we're screeching maniacs, powered by suger, doing the randomest shit online
Yeah that sounds about right
*That's* the reason why it's dangerous to stand under trees in a thunder storm? I had no idea, I actually learned something today!!
THE LAST ONE FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH F*CKING ANGER IM RAGE HYPERVENTILATING!!!!
That last post triggered eleven different states of my anxiety
The last one left me baffled,angry and yet.....I was proud that this person literally rick roled me into a song that I actually thought was a story.....to whoever that person is,I thank you for your existence.
"where did you come from,where did you go, where did you come from.....cotton eyed Joe"
5:10 Counterpoint, one was just an act of nature, the other was an act of hostility. One was nature, the other was a choice.
2020 was already bad, but if pukicho is baffled at something, *_we are screwed._*
I love the triforce of fabulousness
I legitimately paused the video, put down my phone, and let out an ungodly scream at the end
Last one was gonna make me sad until the rhyme and how dare you! X'D i just died! X'D
5:20 ...ohhhhhh...i see it now. WHEELJACK! BRING THE CATAPULT!
I love it how in like the last two videos, both Puckicho and Gaud both say stupid shit, and then something happens in real life, and they're just like "What have a wrought into this world".
I really just started loudly singing cotton eye joe at 3:50 am
I saw that last one the SECOND he mentioned cotton in his eye.
3:13 ... THAT's MY ENTIRE DAILY EXERCISE SERIAS ON YT!!!!
I was really feeling it on that last one...Goddamnit!
we say LOL too here in Denmark, but it stands for larm og latter, which means noise and laughter
Hi hello "Milk Burger" is a Turkish thing and I am proud--
IS THIS THE ORIGIN STORY OF COTTON EYE JOE