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  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 3 года назад +2069

    My mother overheard the "Spiderman fursona," bit, and her response was... "is it still a furry if its a spider...? Or does that have its own word?"

    • @parisnumberone4967
      @parisnumberone4967 3 года назад +262

      Hmm aha an arachsona.

    • @parisnumberone4967
      @parisnumberone4967 3 года назад +129

      @@Midnight-Starfish If during the creation of the buggy something becomes buggy does it become a buggy buggy?

    • @parisnumberone4967
      @parisnumberone4967 3 года назад +84

      And if that same person then rides in a buggy with it does it become a buggy buggy riding in a buggy?

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 3 года назад +71

      @@parisnumberone4967 ok. But what if its cold, and all they had for warmth was a slanket or something... would it be a buggy buggy riding a buggy in a snuggie?

    • @ceresthestarspinner4609
      @ceresthestarspinner4609 3 года назад +53

      This needs to be on tumblr

  • @derp5491
    @derp5491 3 года назад +1092

    Raccon Dogs really be like: *Pokemon Sword and Shield*

    • @edsweet2858
      @edsweet2858 3 года назад +16

      Now I need someone to edit a sword into the summer ones mouth and a shield in the winter one’s

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 года назад +9

      So a toilet paper roll and a chunk of a cardboard box

    • @edsweet2858
      @edsweet2858 3 года назад +4

      David Vautour sure

    • @slowbee112
      @slowbee112 3 года назад +4

      Zigzagoon-

    • @Sun_shiner11
      @Sun_shiner11 3 года назад

      MY ADORABLE ANIMAL ON A NEIGHBOURS FIEEELLDDDD

  • @seville2k
    @seville2k 3 года назад +555

    First tumblr found how to clear a room of demons using a humidifier and holy water. Now they've found a way to put the demons back

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 3 года назад +10

      You're welcome.

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 3 года назад +4

      @@seantaggart7382 "fallen" I maybe, but I am still an angel so holy water will not work on me. 😏😈

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 3 года назад +4

      This thread brought me more joy than it rationally should...

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 3 года назад +1

      @@seantaggart7382 a

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад +2

      @@lucifers.morningstar3805 Hol up... What the hell (heh lol) does the S in your name stand for? Samael?

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 3 года назад +1272

    Hotels are a blessing, and even if you refuse to admit it... You like them better than your actual house. Also it's where ManBat's lair is located.

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 3 года назад +1460

    I am a
    - man
    - woman
    x writer
    looking for a:
    - man
    - woman
    x word I could have sworn was common but tbh I still forgot it and won't settle for schoolbook synonyms because they mean something completely different.
    More accurate -.-

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад +32

      Ah. Its like me and the few character with names that aren't even suposted to be names. Like Tarrant or Maoria. How the heck does one other than me pronouce it, I shall never know.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +13

      @@ineedahandlemam "Tarh aunt" (Like torrent) and "Mayo-ria", that's how I'd pronounce them

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад +16

      @@hazeltree7738(tear as in tear a peice of paper into peices)
      Tear-ant and May-or-a
      Tarrant is a sensible but wild mute child
      While Maoria is a shy bullied teen with water powers.
      I made it weird, and I'm sorry.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +9

      @@ineedahandlemam You didn't, not gonna lie you seem like my kind of writer, drama and magic XD

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад +5

      @@hazeltree7738 funny enough, they arent from the same story!

  • @wren5962
    @wren5962 3 года назад +302

    Not hungry but eats anyway, then becomes hungry directly after, doesn’t want to eat because just ate

    • @toastedness5169
      @toastedness5169 3 года назад +6

      Wren I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @justincheong7868
      @justincheong7868 3 года назад +4

      Soooo teens?

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact! It takes 20-30 (I cant remember which) minutes for your body to process food and make you stop feeling hungry. So eat slow to make sure your body can catch up

    • @Jason_Ultimate
      @Jason_Ultimate 2 года назад

      Brain is like: "Man that looks really tasty..."
      Body: "But we're still full from literally 5 minutes ago!"
      Brain: "Yeah, but like... that looks REALLY good."

  • @ceratedfish2450
    @ceratedfish2450 3 года назад +122

    I'm a writer, and my therapist told me that my face lights up whenever I talk about a plot that I wanna write, one that I'm currently writing, or ones that I have written, and I no one's ever told me that before, and it was the nicest thing anyone's ever told me.

  • @Zadanoire
    @Zadanoire 3 года назад +690

    *I like how Seymour’s icon is just raw “Eugh” energy.*

  • @kemmli
    @kemmli 3 года назад +389

    I AM the friend who used to say "good luck, don’t die"

    • @rodgerwrinkle9078
      @rodgerwrinkle9078 3 года назад +16

      I'm still that friend..

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 3 года назад +14

      I'm the one who goes, "Don't fall in!"
      ...and at work, I used to tell customers picking up the key (which is on a big black baton) for the customer bathroom: "Oh, yeah, that's just in case the alligator acts up; just bop him on the nose!"
      ... and that was how my boss wound up using "alligator" as a euphemism for whenever I myself had to use the bathroom... 😥

    • @kattheneeko
      @kattheneeko 3 года назад +5

      I say "have fun, don't talk to strangers~"

    • @gemsineye
      @gemsineye 3 года назад +5

      I used to say “Wakey wakey, time to suffer” instead of “wakey wakey eggs-n-bakey”

    • @raynbow7108
      @raynbow7108 3 года назад

      kevin willems i mean you’re not wrong-

  • @DobroPitanje
    @DobroPitanje 3 года назад +735

    "My longest" It's a binge compilation" ever"

  • @theoshore2088
    @theoshore2088 3 года назад +141

    I've never had a head ache before... I mean once my friend stabbed me in the forehead with a sewing needle but that just felt like... Being stabbed in the forehead with a sewing needle...

    • @selenalulamoon1167
      @selenalulamoon1167 3 года назад +22

      Can I ask the reason your friend did that?

    • @personette7617
      @personette7617 3 года назад +9

      You're so lucky I'm high-key jealous

    • @lasolady
      @lasolady 3 года назад

      What

    • @lasolady
      @lasolady 3 года назад +1

      What is your

    • @lasolady
      @lasolady 3 года назад +7

      What is your location (asking for a friend)

  • @starman825
    @starman825 3 года назад +311

    Imagine if you will if when humans wanted tho mate the male just turns out of nowhere into a monstrous abomination against god

    • @1millionsubscribersandillm266
      @1millionsubscribersandillm266 3 года назад +14

      what

    • @YourDeath1994
      @YourDeath1994 3 года назад +17

      Why did I instantaneously picture Pater Gascoigne transforming into phase two while his wife just rolls with her eyes saying "here he goes again..."

    • @starman825
      @starman825 3 года назад +8

      I was originally was going to say werewolves

    • @LokiToxtrocity
      @LokiToxtrocity 3 года назад +3

      Op change your profile picture, you're identity is showing.

    • @TheMewtata
      @TheMewtata 3 года назад +6

      Well, if salmon still mate, I assume they actually find that form attractive. So... it’s like if ladies suddenly turned into Jessica Rabbit.

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 3 года назад +72

    “How can you be afraid of birds?” Cassowary. Just Cassowary

  • @localloserkid
    @localloserkid 3 года назад +164

    sign the petition for pm to become everyone’s uncle

  • @kttyfly3323
    @kttyfly3323 3 года назад +149

    7:26 this is why so many students have depression, schools (or at least the ones Ive been in) are like "if you cant find the answer EXACTLY the way WE want you to youre a failure."

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 3 года назад +12

      Snake Artist yeap

    • @catbard7926
      @catbard7926 2 года назад +3

      Yes yes why is this true-

  • @snipintoaslamjam5518
    @snipintoaslamjam5518 3 года назад +41

    "how could someone be scared of birds" Ok, sounds like SOMEBODY hasn't been curb stomped by a bunch of chickens after accidentally swinging their sword while trying to mount their horse
    Edit, y'know what, fuck it, I'm gonna play some The Leg: Macarena of Time on the Nintendo Three Dual Screen Extra Large

  • @jupitertheplanetboy7328
    @jupitertheplanetboy7328 3 года назад +120

    FLUFFY RACOON DOG LOOKS LIKE A OBESE HYENA I LOVE THEM ♡

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 3 года назад +1

      Obese means it could die of heart failure lol.

    • @known_questionmark
      @known_questionmark 3 года назад

      @@burnttoast.2017 and.. words can be meant to describe shape..

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 3 года назад +2

      @@known_questionmark did I ever say obese wasn't a shape? Just stating a side effect.

    • @known_questionmark
      @known_questionmark 3 года назад

      @@burnttoast.2017 yet this side effect wasnt related to the comment?

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 3 года назад +1

      @@known_questionmark obese wasn't related to the conversation to begin with. It's just a cute dog. As for it being related to the comment, this person brought up obesity. Obesity causes medical problems and people(and pet owners) should take appropriate measures to remain fit. Stating side effects shouldn't have triggered you. Why did you respond? Do you feel attacked?

  • @arospacecase
    @arospacecase 3 года назад +80

    1:53
    the rumor come out: does monkey is upload to wikipedia?

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 3 года назад +68

    All the parts in this series that refer to adhd, are so relatable... Cause I have adhd as well... But not severe though... But I still have to take medicine for it...
    And here's a funny joke:
    Depression and anxiety
    Vs.
    A d H d
    Depression and anxiety: you'll never get anywhere in life! Everyone hates you
    My adhd butt: ooh! A topic to think about!
    Depression and anxiety: is he even listening?

    • @rtchara618
      @rtchara618 3 года назад +6

      As someone who has this trio I feel this in my soul

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 3 года назад +6

      or like, when you are going through a deppresive episode, but your hyperfixateing on something really wholesome.

  • @adrianramsey6932
    @adrianramsey6932 3 года назад +9

    I'd like to say that I'm writing a currently 8 page paper on how the "I'm not like Other Girls" trend is rooted in institutionalized and internalized misogyny, and how it has existed in a multitude of forms for over a century.
    The "In this essay I will-" meme made me realize I'm... literally doing that. And getting a grade for it. And might end up using it as my thesis if I switch majors.

  • @klairgreystone4655
    @klairgreystone4655 3 года назад +85

    10:46 the word 'bonk' always makes me laugh because it sounds like 'bąk' which means fart.

    • @tybuss6211
      @tybuss6211 3 года назад +7

      Huh what language is that where fart is bak( actually curious I wish to gain new knowledge)

    • @acebeaut
      @acebeaut 3 года назад +3

      Please let us know what language it is

    • @Ramen_Doodles08
      @Ramen_Doodles08 3 года назад +1

      W H A T L A N G U A G E

    • @arandominternetman5032
      @arandominternetman5032 3 года назад +3

      WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU MEAN?

    • @CasualMitosisCollective
      @CasualMitosisCollective 3 года назад +5

      Guys, guys, pretty sure that's Polish.

  • @echoes28
    @echoes28 3 года назад +83

    Thumbnail: has a sardine in dirt
    Me, a vocaloid fan: A SARDINE GROWS FROM THE SOIL OMMMMMG TETO

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 3 года назад +113

    *Day 3 of attempting to convince Pat to sleep*

    • @9miles4way
      @9miles4way 3 года назад +1

      ill join you tomorrow

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 3 года назад +1

      He doesn’t need sleep like you mortals

    • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
      @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 3 года назад +1

      @@happymilk7433 *Bold of you to assume that I sleep at all*

    • @9miles4way
      @9miles4way 3 года назад

      @@happymilk7433 but night night makes eyes no dark!?!?!

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 года назад

      It's called being nocturnal

  • @eriss013
    @eriss013 3 года назад +44

    12:29 Hey tumblr? Dr. Bright called, he wants some of your stash

    • @2000rememberme
      @2000rememberme 3 года назад +10

      If you look at the tag it says, "definitely not dr. bright"

    • @arandominternetman5032
      @arandominternetman5032 3 года назад +5

      Carissa Otte
      I JUST NOTICED THAT AND IM DEAD!

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 3 года назад +20

    Every time you do the "It's a biiii..." for "It's a binge compilation," I have the overwhelming urge to sing "It's a big bright beautiful world!" from Shrek the Musical.
    And I was Shrek.

  • @ineedahandlemam
    @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад +72

    My favorite thing to do to people who ask too many questions is to answer them in stupid ways.
    Them:What's your sign?
    Me:Capri Sun
    Them:Wtf? That's not a sign.
    Me:Bitch please! I was born late on the last day of Capricorn, which means I also was born early on Aquaris. That tecnically classifies me as a Capris. Meaning..
    *IM A FUCKING CAPRI SUN BABY!*
    Otherwise, in Chinese I'm just a ram.
    Don't know what that means but I don't like rams that much, or goats.
    Or how about
    Them: What's your number baby?
    Me:19
    Them: I mean phone number sweet heart.
    Me:141,026
    Them:I'll call you then.
    (Little do they know I just subtracted the first 3 from the last 4 digits and multiplied it by my area code)

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +8

      There's... there's no Year of the Goat.
      It's the Year of the Ram. Rams are sheep.

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад

      @@epsilon-eleven Oh. Hm Thanks for telling me. Because in that case, I'm that. I appreciate the tip!

    • @TheUncouthGentleman
      @TheUncouthGentleman 3 года назад +2

      ... this... This comment is... I can't describe it... It's radiant, but so radiant that it hurts...

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад

      @@obnoxiousArcade
      I won't answer..
      :p

    • @ineedahandlemam
      @ineedahandlemam 3 года назад

      @@TheUncouthGentleman
      Aww thank you!!

  • @firy9364
    @firy9364 3 года назад +78

    9:07
    Delete, racism, sexism, slavery and any other horrible thing that would fit into the same category, without harming the people. Like I just make it so all these people realize how horrible this is so they stop doing it.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 3 года назад +4

      Espeonage the Espeon Spy do you want to have crushed chips or are you a functioning member of society who is willing to take sacrifices

    • @Sun_shiner11
      @Sun_shiner11 3 года назад +2

      This is a hero

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 3 года назад

      @@Midnight-Starfish actually they need the air, it has chemicals in it so they stay crunchy

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 года назад +7

      @@Midnight-Starfish this has the same energy as
      "what is your biggest fear?"
      "Being forgotten."
      "damn that's deep. I was gonna say the kool aid man but now I feel stupid."

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 года назад +1

      I destroy capitalism and usher in the utopia earth can be, and doing that will defang ask if those things.

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 года назад +30

    17:53 Suppose... You brought a hotdog to a priest, and þey blessed it. You þen place þe blessed hotdog in a pot of water. Since it is a hotdog, it turns þe water into hotdog water, (which is þe opposite of holy water) but since said hotdog is blessed, is þe water now pure or unpure?
    I call þis... Þe holy hotdog paradox.

    • @foxbiskits6973
      @foxbiskits6973 2 года назад +2

      purgatory water

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 2 года назад +1

      @@foxbiskits6973 No, something much worse... Hell water.
      Wait no, that's deep sea water.

    • @foxbiskits6973
      @foxbiskits6973 2 года назад +1

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Thats what the Goo Lagoon is made out of

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 2 года назад

      @@foxbiskits6973 No it's the deep sea

    • @vibingpurplerose2468
      @vibingpurplerose2468 Месяц назад

      Sorry if this question feels rude or insensitive, it's unintended and I'm merely curious, but why are you using the Old English Thorn? I can't find it on my keypad and as I recently found out, Icelandic is the only language it's still used in.

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI 3 года назад +34

    10:20 I usually say: "Don't fall in."

  • @silly2926
    @silly2926 3 года назад +32

    17:18 this implies that plastic forks and spoons are not utensils
    Could that be stretched to plates? Are all plates that aren't metal not utensils? Are metal plates utensils anyway? What about cups? What if a straw is half metal and half plastic??

  • @wumpus976
    @wumpus976 3 года назад +23

    Manbat’s already a real character in the DC Universe

    • @ellestuff6318
      @ellestuff6318 3 года назад +5

      Of course he is, DC gave Batman a cow. A fucking cow.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +3

      @@ellestuff6318 Seriously!? Is that actually real??? How does Batman even take care of a cow when he lives in a big city with no pasture in sight???

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 года назад +1

      Man-Bat: Robert Kirkland Langstrom was a scientist specializing in the biological study of mammals, especially bats. In an effort to cure his growing deafness, the scientist develops a formula intended to allow humans to be able to mimic the sonar that bats naturally possess. When he tries this formula on himself, however, he winds up transforming into a monstrous human/bat hybrid known as Man-Bat. Man-Bat gained super-human strength and the ability to fly. He can also use a bat's sonar ability to fly in pitch-black areas. However, this also makes him vulnerable to sonic weapons.
      -lego batman: the videogame

  • @articfoxfan9899
    @articfoxfan9899 3 года назад +10

    The "Def Not Dr Bright" bit made me laugh

  • @Deliaexplainsitall6745
    @Deliaexplainsitall6745 3 года назад +7

    first: 14:30 - 16:01
    second: anyone else up at 3am bingeing pm Seymour's Tumblr videos instead of sleeping?

  • @metroplexprime9901
    @metroplexprime9901 3 года назад +26

    12:31 These people are all Doctor Bright. Doctor Bright made several different accounts and made this thread. Maybe Doctor Kondraki is using one of the accounts.

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 3 года назад +3

      What do you have against chainsaws?, because chainsaws are awesome. 🤨

    • @ondry8780
      @ondry8780 3 года назад +4

      No, they are ALL Dr bright

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +4

      Bright & Kandraki trying to one-up each other.

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 3 года назад +4

      I like to imagine there’s a local private message board at the scp foundation that scientists use for like discussing actual resources and maybe socialization and dr bright just tries to break it with shitposts.

  • @MaffMonkey
    @MaffMonkey 3 года назад +15

    Are you saying people aren’t scared when a seagull starts flying towards your face?!

  • @chimerae
    @chimerae 3 года назад +12

    12:03
    *This entire post has dr bright energy I'm-*

  • @TheVeniceAngel
    @TheVeniceAngel 3 года назад +9

    ??: What happens when Salmon get all lovey dovey?
    ???: They literally transform into a new..Unbelievably, fricked up creature
    Me: Uh..........So they're werewolf fish?

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 года назад

      No they do it when there horny not during a full moon and that’s only one type of salmon there’s like seven

    • @TheVeniceAngel
      @TheVeniceAngel 3 года назад

      @@jameson1239 😐 I was only joking.

  • @cosmicsailor8733
    @cosmicsailor8733 3 года назад +27

    As a wise person once said- either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to a doctor

  • @goldensentinel7715
    @goldensentinel7715 3 года назад +9

    12:03 Rule 30046: Dr Bright is not allowed to have a Tumblr account

  • @ShadowSearcher31
    @ShadowSearcher31 3 года назад +4

    New meddling to Cyans being blue: she has an infinite amount of healing magic

  • @RioDrake
    @RioDrake 3 года назад +37

    Another (maybe?)Cursed Space Fact: Earth is IN space.

  • @DemiurgePerson
    @DemiurgePerson 3 года назад +6

    12:13
    dr bright with a chainsaw cannon: say one more thing about my cannon i dare you

  • @eastia7518
    @eastia7518 3 года назад +8

    7:26. This literally almost made me cry. I always do this. "I could do my homework if I just tried harder" no. I can't. I have a genuine mental illness that's keeping me from doing it. I need to stop telling myself that.

  • @zomborg8899
    @zomborg8899 3 года назад +11

    7:09, just called it being consumed by your work and write a book about it

  • @agisasickglitch4222
    @agisasickglitch4222 3 года назад +4

    I love the viking one so much, it basically says that you can actually have nonconsensual hand holding

  • @KlLLERROBOT99
    @KlLLERROBOT99 3 года назад +26

    Wow 9 seconds. My new record lol

  • @huhnocorn7397
    @huhnocorn7397 3 года назад +9

    12:03
    WHO LET DR BRIGHT USE TUMBLR

  • @thecrownedgoose
    @thecrownedgoose 3 года назад +5

    12:29 the “definitely not dr.bright” just killed me

  • @lexisking152
    @lexisking152 3 года назад +5

    12:18
    Dr. Bright would like to know these people's location.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 года назад +4

    “Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys” sound like a bunch of delinquents, which is honestly what the higher-ups at the time thought they were.
    Also, the Elixir of Immortality one is funnier once you realize why his name is “John _Young”_

  • @tinydiicethief2227
    @tinydiicethief2227 3 года назад +2

    "The stick corrupts my mind with thoughts of bonk"
    Scout wants to know location

  • @jaysonlavern3453
    @jaysonlavern3453 3 года назад +3

    P.M Seymour: *Mentions Michiru from BNA*
    Me: “My respect for you has increased by an ungodly amount”

  • @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath
    @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath 3 года назад +16

    Welcome back to Giorno's random ass facts when nobody asked (Changed because the other was pretty wrong)
    *Banging your head against a wall for an hour can help you burn 150 calories*
    Giorno out

    • @empatheticapathy3563
      @empatheticapathy3563 3 года назад

      I assume you mean keratin. What you said is like saying hair is made of fingernails.

    • @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath
      @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath 3 года назад

      @@empatheticapathy3563 Listen, if people believe, people believe.
      *I'm just here to hopefully make someone's life a little more cursed*

    • @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath
      @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath 3 года назад

      Also yes, that's exactly what I meant

    • @empatheticapathy3563
      @empatheticapathy3563 3 года назад

      Sell The Meth Get Infinite Death I do get what you were going for, but the statement itself is misleading , or perhaps outright false. I take the position that, if you want to curse someone’s day, you do it honestly. Look up pictures of the ocean sunfish, for example, and try to sleep at night.

    • @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath
      @SellTheMethGetInfiniteDeath 3 года назад

      @@empatheticapathy3563 Oh believe me, I've seen that thing. Dear lord.

  • @desmolboi4049
    @desmolboi4049 3 года назад +3

    1:04 this takes on a whole new meaning when you remember that doctor strange's cape is sentient.

  • @SadCephalopod1
    @SadCephalopod1 3 года назад +2

    7:26 Took forever to find this specific video but this right here finally helped me understand my ADHD better and made me get help to deal with it better. To star-anise and P.M Seymour, thanks

  • @scripsiabiete
    @scripsiabiete 3 года назад +3

    Hopefully the Karens learn the right thing and realize human decency while working as a manager.

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 3 года назад +2

      lmfao Karens will never realize human decency.

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 3 года назад +1

      Can we get a freaky Friday movie but with a manager and a Karen, and the manager doesn’t have to learn anything because they didn’t do anything wrong.

  • @Emile9186
    @Emile9186 3 года назад +3

    20:12 i just wanna mention that 'born to make history' is in fact a 'yuri on ice' reference, specifically the opening.
    I mention this because the way you said it really didn't sound like you were familiar with the song and because the song and anime are in fact great.

  • @kttyfly3323
    @kttyfly3323 3 года назад +5

    5:30 I want to see this but the skeleton megaphone thing just sounds like Papyrus voice the whole time

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 года назад +3

      *makes spaghetti in background*

  • @justanobody1726
    @justanobody1726 3 года назад +1

    when someone tells me there are going to the bathroom, my go-to response is "good luck"

  • @kittkat1517
    @kittkat1517 2 года назад +1

    At 8:00 I started to do this for my adhd and I emailed all my teachers asking for them to give me more deadlines and 90% of them are happy to do so and its alot less stressful

  • @Zadanoire
    @Zadanoire 3 года назад +3

    *12:22** ^DR. JACK BRIGHT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION^*

  • @sugarqbs
    @sugarqbs 3 года назад +4

    I swear to god Tumblr is just ADHD the website.
    I've always felt so called out by Tumblr at such a deep visceral level but I could only ever chalk it up to an extended chain of coincidences. Then I was diagnosed with ADHD. and it aaaaaallllllllll made sense.....

  • @Emme_Umbra
    @Emme_Umbra 3 года назад +1

    My least favorite is “Hungry but all the food in the house suddenly tastes gross and you want McDonalds”

  • @abucket14
    @abucket14 3 года назад +1

    thanks for these btw P.M Seymour. these videos always lift me up when im down, keep them going.

  • @icarus1581
    @icarus1581 3 года назад +3

    4:08 one of my closes friends is scared of birds

  • @redblood360
    @redblood360 3 года назад +6

    7:27 I literally had an argument with my dad where I needed to explain exactly this
    Okay almost this

  • @dinodude7290
    @dinodude7290 2 года назад +1

    "the LGBTQ+ community didn't steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it" is such a raw quote i'm using that from now on

  • @rosebit
    @rosebit 3 года назад +1

    The problem of watching all of Seymour's videos is that once a binge compilation comes up ive already seen all of them

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 года назад +3

    9:30 And 'purple' is a contraction of 'pure -evil- apple'

  • @tattertot8259
    @tattertot8259 3 года назад +6

    Link's awakening is magic racism to justify committing a genocide for your own selfish benefit. Prove the dreams aren't alive! Because boy the nightmares sure are fighting like they perceive themselves as alive.

  • @Pseud0nymTXT
    @Pseud0nymTXT 3 года назад

    Thanks for including the serious post at 8:40 it really helped me

  • @justexisting2668
    @justexisting2668 3 года назад +1

    This person has earned my subscription

  • @kcDjinn
    @kcDjinn 3 года назад +3

    14:07 the entire premise of Luffy vs Katakuri

  • @josephdavison4189
    @josephdavison4189 3 года назад +3

    11:21, that’s called doing an Ubercharge

  • @percy_thebean4112
    @percy_thebean4112 3 года назад

    "Hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating" is partially true for me, as I am eternally unaware of hunger until I suffer the consequences.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 Год назад

    Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @indigo3395
    @indigo3395 3 года назад +14

    I clicked at the speed of meme

    • @bepperrs9801
      @bepperrs9801 3 года назад +3

      Speed of gay?

    • @indigo3395
      @indigo3395 3 года назад +2

      @@bepperrs9801 hell yeah

    • @Awerewolf101
      @Awerewolf101 3 года назад

      @@indigo3395 speed of gay is going 100 mph into a concrete 1 mile cube and that concludes my opinion on gays ending their bloodline maybe

    • @Awerewolf101
      @Awerewolf101 3 года назад

      @@seantaggart7382 speed of straight is starting running with concrete shoes but each time a new child is made in the lineage you get 2 miles faster

  • @diamond._.8186
    @diamond._.8186 3 года назад +3

    6:14
    Ok Jesus Christ I hate seeing this, but, SPIDER MAN IS NOT A FURSONA! If peter turned into an anthropomorphic spider when he used his powers and he called that spiderman, then yes I could see an argument there, but if by the logic of spiderman is a fursona, flash is a fursona of Barry Allen, because of the speed force, oh what’s that? He didn’t get his powers from an animal and doesn’t have any fur on him whatsoever? Well guess what, spiderman doesn’t have any fur on him either, and you don’t need an animal to give you powers to have it be a ‘fursona’ if there’s no fur that needs to grow afterwards. Honestly you could make a better argument for hulk being a fursona.
    Oh yeah by the way, as another side note, Peter Parker in the comics, aka the original, you see he graduated high school in 1965, the high school peter Parker is really just origin material, he hadn’t been in highschool for decades except in movies, oh yeah and they had him graduate collage in 1978 to

    • @diamond._.8186
      @diamond._.8186 3 года назад

      Sean Taggart, as a furry I can assure you we do not see spiderman as a furry or a fursona

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 3 года назад

      Insects aren't even considered to be apart of the animal kingdom.... There's like 3 kingdoms of types of species: animal, bug, and plant
      So technically Spiderman is not a fursona... He's a chitin-sona

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +2

      @@dinodude6992 Uh... insects definitely are & always have been part of the animal kingdom. Literally Animalia kingdom, Arthropoda phylum.
      The biological kingdoms are animal, plant, fungus, protists, & bacteria. I don't know where you got your categories from.

  • @Strawberry-nd4kt
    @Strawberry-nd4kt 3 года назад +1

    John Young wasn't pulling a scam with that immortality juice, he must've taken it himself and that's why he was arrested in 1866

  • @kixxenwalla167
    @kixxenwalla167 3 года назад

    So, I have a cat.
    She was abused in her past home(s) and her back legs, while looking alright at first glance, were broken and healed mostly correct. Except she can't bring her claws in all the way. She used to flinch anytime anyone other than me tried to pet her and was very picky about me petting her.
    As I watch this video, she's curled like a burnt croissant and letting me rub her belly. Her back toes may be wonky but she's curling them in happiness as she beeps now and again.
    I just wanted to share my cat's utter joy. Have a wonderful day.

  • @andreigherman2116
    @andreigherman2116 3 года назад +3

    Isn't the cryptid of humanity's sins just the zoroastrian god of all sins, angra maiinu

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад

      You mean Hikawa?

    • @andreigherman2116
      @andreigherman2116 3 года назад

      No, Angra Maiinu

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад

      @@andreigherman2116 So, Hikawa. Ahriman. You know, Nihilo? World of Stillness?

    • @andreigherman2116
      @andreigherman2116 3 года назад

      Gonna be honest, the only recognizable name is ahriman in that list, so yes

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад

      @@andreigherman2116 It's a Shin Megami Tensei reference.

  • @nightshift9791
    @nightshift9791 3 года назад +12

    Wow three minutes
    I clicked faster that a waffle

  • @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642
    @bvthebalkananarchistmapper5642 3 года назад +2

    5:13 I've been an atheist for years, but that suggestion has my stamp of approval.

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy 3 года назад +1

    Tbh, I also really enjoy the feeling of staying in hotels. Like, I dislike change in most cases, but just the feeling of having a comfy, somewhat private space in a new environment, no matter how temporary, is really nice. And the aesthetic is great, freshly made beds, skimming through local TV channels, plugging in all the electronics you brought for your flight/car trip, your suitcase opened in the corner so you can take out all the necessities.

  • @derp5491
    @derp5491 3 года назад +5

    hey so were vikings the original simps?

    • @guardsmanjoseph6227
      @guardsmanjoseph6227 3 года назад +1

      Oh god no

    • @Atom_dom_2004
      @Atom_dom_2004 3 года назад

      Ok not sure if this is just a tumblr thing but OP CHANGE YOUR URL

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +1

      Ugh, I cannot wait until "simp" goes out of fashion. It sounds so much like incel slang.

    • @theneverone
      @theneverone 3 года назад

      respecting women isn't being a simp......

    • @derp5491
      @derp5491 3 года назад +1

      @@theneverone this comment was made 9 months ago when simping was a meme and funny and when the definition of a simp wasnt determined.

  • @koro-is-caffeinated
    @koro-is-caffeinated 3 года назад +1

    As someone allergic to citrus, yes, that's what that feels like

  • @shelved.
    @shelved. 2 года назад +2

    7:00 this hits a little too hard I DONT WANNA GO TO THE DOCTOR

  • @meeps2263
    @meeps2263 3 года назад +2

    10:10 My mom likes to say "I hope everything comes out okay!"

  • @anonymousgoat7785
    @anonymousgoat7785 2 года назад

    this one has the best ending out of every pm seymour vid ive seen

  • @i_am_jarvistm7220
    @i_am_jarvistm7220 3 года назад +1

    9:06 First thing I do is magic up a winning lotto ticket into my possession, which I then submit (thus "justifying" why I suddenly gained a large amount of money not only legally but without grounds for suspicion). This immediately goes into savings as well as investing in literally everything in the house that needs to be fixed or replaced, and then another chunk of it going into building a welding shop with all the essentials. I keep about half a million and all the rest goes into either stocks or charities because why not. I don't need the rest other than that anyways. If there's any power left to do whatever with, THEN I proceed to use it to completely eradicate the concept of self-entitlement/self-justification. 'Nough said.

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 3 года назад +1

    I have a manager named Karen at my part time hustle and she's the queen at serving up the truth tea

  • @biwitchlady
    @biwitchlady 3 года назад

    i have adhd, anxiety and depression and that post kind of helped.

  • @cryptoscorch8486
    @cryptoscorch8486 3 года назад

    I have n ow officially declared this account to be the one I watch while drawing.
    This means two things for me.
    1) I can stay drawing for even longer joe that I have the ability to watch this for a bit when I get bored
    2) I have a way to laugh AND a way to take a nice break from holding my h ead down and endlessly moving my finger

  • @strawberrydragon4183
    @strawberrydragon4183 Год назад +1

    6:35 I'm sorry but the Adora pfp makes this so much funnier. Like I feel like this is something that Adora herself would do

  • @soupqueen2005
    @soupqueen2005 3 года назад

    My day just got 10x better!!!

  • @humanwormbaby9328
    @humanwormbaby9328 2 года назад

    My family has this thing where if someone says they're going to the bathroom, every. single. time. at least one person will say: "Don't get lost!" My default response is always some form of "I will now become very, very lost and you cannot stop me."

  • @dominikdickey1876
    @dominikdickey1876 Год назад +1

    10:09 My 8 year old brother *constantly* feels the need to announce that he's going to the bathroom, so I recently started saying these things in response just to piss him off. And, lemme tell you, that kid does not disappoint. Thank you, P.M. Seymour, for giving me a new way to irritate those around me 😁😂😂💚💚

  • @schanulsiboi0837
    @schanulsiboi0837 Год назад +1

    2;28 another cool Viking fact, but i'm not sure if it is true: instead of exchanging rings at a wedding, Vikings exchanges swords.

  • @TheLocomono9
    @TheLocomono9 3 года назад

    That adhd post made me cry a bit. I needed that

  • @Luigi-np8td
    @Luigi-np8td 3 года назад +1

    Does anyone else watch each individual video AND the binge compilations?