@@parisnumberone4967 ok. But what if its cold, and all they had for warmth was a slanket or something... would it be a buggy buggy riding a buggy in a snuggie?
Fun fact! It takes 20-30 (I cant remember which) minutes for your body to process food and make you stop feeling hungry. So eat slow to make sure your body can catch up
Brain is like: "Man that looks really tasty..." Body: "But we're still full from literally 5 minutes ago!" Brain: "Yeah, but like... that looks REALLY good."
I'm a writer, and my therapist told me that my face lights up whenever I talk about a plot that I wanna write, one that I'm currently writing, or ones that I have written, and I no one's ever told me that before, and it was the nicest thing anyone's ever told me.
I'm the one who goes, "Don't fall in!" ...and at work, I used to tell customers picking up the key (which is on a big black baton) for the customer bathroom: "Oh, yeah, that's just in case the alligator acts up; just bop him on the nose!" ... and that was how my boss wound up using "alligator" as a euphemism for whenever I myself had to use the bathroom... 😥
I am a - man - woman x writer looking for a: - man - woman x word I could have sworn was common but tbh I still forgot it and won't settle for schoolbook synonyms because they mean something completely different. More accurate -.-
Ah. Its like me and the few character with names that aren't even suposted to be names. Like Tarrant or Maoria. How the heck does one other than me pronouce it, I shall never know.
@@hazeltree7738(tear as in tear a peice of paper into peices) Tear-ant and May-or-a Tarrant is a sensible but wild mute child While Maoria is a shy bullied teen with water powers. I made it weird, and I'm sorry.
7:26 this is why so many students have depression, schools (or at least the ones Ive been in) are like "if you cant find the answer EXACTLY the way WE want you to youre a failure."
I've never had a head ache before... I mean once my friend stabbed me in the forehead with a sewing needle but that just felt like... Being stabbed in the forehead with a sewing needle...
@@known_questionmark obese wasn't related to the conversation to begin with. It's just a cute dog. As for it being related to the comment, this person brought up obesity. Obesity causes medical problems and people(and pet owners) should take appropriate measures to remain fit. Stating side effects shouldn't have triggered you. Why did you respond? Do you feel attacked?
"how could someone be scared of birds" Ok, sounds like SOMEBODY hasn't been curb stomped by a bunch of chickens after accidentally swinging their sword while trying to mount their horse Edit, y'know what, fuck it, I'm gonna play some The Leg: Macarena of Time on the Nintendo Three Dual Screen Extra Large
All the parts in this series that refer to adhd, are so relatable... Cause I have adhd as well... But not severe though... But I still have to take medicine for it... And here's a funny joke: Depression and anxiety Vs. A d H d Depression and anxiety: you'll never get anywhere in life! Everyone hates you My adhd butt: ooh! A topic to think about! Depression and anxiety: is he even listening?
I'd like to say that I'm writing a currently 8 page paper on how the "I'm not like Other Girls" trend is rooted in institutionalized and internalized misogyny, and how it has existed in a multitude of forms for over a century. The "In this essay I will-" meme made me realize I'm... literally doing that. And getting a grade for it. And might end up using it as my thesis if I switch majors.
9:07 Delete, racism, sexism, slavery and any other horrible thing that would fit into the same category, without harming the people. Like I just make it so all these people realize how horrible this is so they stop doing it.
@@Midnight-Starfish this has the same energy as "what is your biggest fear?" "Being forgotten." "damn that's deep. I was gonna say the kool aid man but now I feel stupid."
Every time you do the "It's a biiii..." for "It's a binge compilation," I have the overwhelming urge to sing "It's a big bright beautiful world!" from Shrek the Musical. And I was Shrek.
17:18 this implies that plastic forks and spoons are not utensils Could that be stretched to plates? Are all plates that aren't metal not utensils? Are metal plates utensils anyway? What about cups? What if a straw is half metal and half plastic??
17:53 Suppose... You brought a hotdog to a priest, and þey blessed it. You þen place þe blessed hotdog in a pot of water. Since it is a hotdog, it turns þe water into hotdog water, (which is þe opposite of holy water) but since said hotdog is blessed, is þe water now pure or unpure? I call þis... Þe holy hotdog paradox.
Sorry if this question feels rude or insensitive, it's unintended and I'm merely curious, but why are you using the Old English Thorn? I can't find it on my keypad and as I recently found out, Icelandic is the only language it's still used in.
My favorite thing to do to people who ask too many questions is to answer them in stupid ways. Them:What's your sign? Me:Capri Sun Them:Wtf? That's not a sign. Me:Bitch please! I was born late on the last day of Capricorn, which means I also was born early on Aquaris. That tecnically classifies me as a Capris. Meaning.. *IM A FUCKING CAPRI SUN BABY!* Otherwise, in Chinese I'm just a ram. Don't know what that means but I don't like rams that much, or goats. Or how about Them: What's your number baby? Me:19 Them: I mean phone number sweet heart. Me:141,026 Them:I'll call you then. (Little do they know I just subtracted the first 3 from the last 4 digits and multiplied it by my area code)
7:26. This literally almost made me cry. I always do this. "I could do my homework if I just tried harder" no. I can't. I have a genuine mental illness that's keeping me from doing it. I need to stop telling myself that.
“Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys” sound like a bunch of delinquents, which is honestly what the higher-ups at the time thought they were. Also, the Elixir of Immortality one is funnier once you realize why his name is “John _Young”_
12:31 These people are all Doctor Bright. Doctor Bright made several different accounts and made this thread. Maybe Doctor Kondraki is using one of the accounts.
I like to imagine there’s a local private message board at the scp foundation that scientists use for like discussing actual resources and maybe socialization and dr bright just tries to break it with shitposts.
Man-Bat: Robert Kirkland Langstrom was a scientist specializing in the biological study of mammals, especially bats. In an effort to cure his growing deafness, the scientist develops a formula intended to allow humans to be able to mimic the sonar that bats naturally possess. When he tries this formula on himself, however, he winds up transforming into a monstrous human/bat hybrid known as Man-Bat. Man-Bat gained super-human strength and the ability to fly. He can also use a bat's sonar ability to fly in pitch-black areas. However, this also makes him vulnerable to sonic weapons. -lego batman: the videogame
??: What happens when Salmon get all lovey dovey? ???: They literally transform into a new..Unbelievably, fricked up creature Me: Uh..........So they're werewolf fish?
20:12 i just wanna mention that 'born to make history' is in fact a 'yuri on ice' reference, specifically the opening. I mention this because the way you said it really didn't sound like you were familiar with the song and because the song and anime are in fact great.
At 8:00 I started to do this for my adhd and I emailed all my teachers asking for them to give me more deadlines and 90% of them are happy to do so and its alot less stressful
I swear to god Tumblr is just ADHD the website. I've always felt so called out by Tumblr at such a deep visceral level but I could only ever chalk it up to an extended chain of coincidences. Then I was diagnosed with ADHD. and it aaaaaallllllllll made sense.....
7:26 Took forever to find this specific video but this right here finally helped me understand my ADHD better and made me get help to deal with it better. To star-anise and P.M Seymour, thanks
Tbh, I also really enjoy the feeling of staying in hotels. Like, I dislike change in most cases, but just the feeling of having a comfy, somewhat private space in a new environment, no matter how temporary, is really nice. And the aesthetic is great, freshly made beds, skimming through local TV channels, plugging in all the electronics you brought for your flight/car trip, your suitcase opened in the corner so you can take out all the necessities.
10:09 My 8 year old brother *constantly* feels the need to announce that he's going to the bathroom, so I recently started saying these things in response just to piss him off. And, lemme tell you, that kid does not disappoint. Thank you, P.M. Seymour, for giving me a new way to irritate those around me 😁😂😂💚💚
Link's awakening is magic racism to justify committing a genocide for your own selfish benefit. Prove the dreams aren't alive! Because boy the nightmares sure are fighting like they perceive themselves as alive.
2:14 this one still happens today even if the man did nothing wrong and the woman jst wants to live off the guy's paychecks, without dealling with him animore only recently did it start to change with it happening the other way around
Women "just wanting to live off the guy's paycheck" doesn't happen nearly as often as the incels & MGTOWs claim, though. And guys aren't really shamed for being divorced; women have been for over 2 centuries, though.
@@epsilon-eleven you and i have compleatly diffrent life experiences in my life experience, most men around me who got divorced (or even separated) from their spouce get shamed for it while women got no flak, and nothing but "emotional support" (i say with airquotes, cuz they didn't seem THAT emotoinly wrecked) it just happaned more around me than you i guess doesn't help that the meadia (social or otherwise), only focuses on the times when women are miserable, and tends to ignore guys uless they are: gay; black; muslim; or some combination of all the previous mentioned. but yeah it's clear you and i have had a diffrent life experiance, and with that diffrent points of vew which is why i won't fight you in your argument and i hope you don't fight me on mine
"Hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating" is partially true for me, as I am eternally unaware of hunger until I suffer the consequences.
6:14 Ok Jesus Christ I hate seeing this, but, SPIDER MAN IS NOT A FURSONA! If peter turned into an anthropomorphic spider when he used his powers and he called that spiderman, then yes I could see an argument there, but if by the logic of spiderman is a fursona, flash is a fursona of Barry Allen, because of the speed force, oh what’s that? He didn’t get his powers from an animal and doesn’t have any fur on him whatsoever? Well guess what, spiderman doesn’t have any fur on him either, and you don’t need an animal to give you powers to have it be a ‘fursona’ if there’s no fur that needs to grow afterwards. Honestly you could make a better argument for hulk being a fursona. Oh yeah by the way, as another side note, Peter Parker in the comics, aka the original, you see he graduated high school in 1965, the high school peter Parker is really just origin material, he hadn’t been in highschool for decades except in movies, oh yeah and they had him graduate collage in 1978 to
Insects aren't even considered to be apart of the animal kingdom.... There's like 3 kingdoms of types of species: animal, bug, and plant So technically Spiderman is not a fursona... He's a chitin-sona
@@dinodude6992 Uh... insects definitely are & always have been part of the animal kingdom. Literally Animalia kingdom, Arthropoda phylum. The biological kingdoms are animal, plant, fungus, protists, & bacteria. I don't know where you got your categories from.
9:06 First thing I do is magic up a winning lotto ticket into my possession, which I then submit (thus "justifying" why I suddenly gained a large amount of money not only legally but without grounds for suspicion). This immediately goes into savings as well as investing in literally everything in the house that needs to be fixed or replaced, and then another chunk of it going into building a welding shop with all the essentials. I keep about half a million and all the rest goes into either stocks or charities because why not. I don't need the rest other than that anyways. If there's any power left to do whatever with, THEN I proceed to use it to completely eradicate the concept of self-entitlement/self-justification. 'Nough said.
I have n ow officially declared this account to be the one I watch while drawing. This means two things for me. 1) I can stay drawing for even longer joe that I have the ability to watch this for a bit when I get bored 2) I have a way to laugh AND a way to take a nice break from holding my h ead down and endlessly moving my finger
10:04, I am convinced that maybe those people just don't remember the pain of the headache or the headache itself so they think they never got one. I sometimes remember pain but I never remember what it feels like. Like, I know it exists but I can't ever remember what it felt like to my body.
So, I have a cat. She was abused in her past home(s) and her back legs, while looking alright at first glance, were broken and healed mostly correct. Except she can't bring her claws in all the way. She used to flinch anytime anyone other than me tried to pet her and was very picky about me petting her. As I watch this video, she's curled like a burnt croissant and letting me rub her belly. Her back toes may be wonky but she's curling them in happiness as she beeps now and again. I just wanted to share my cat's utter joy. Have a wonderful day.
6:51 I.... I literally just struggled for 2 days with a yawning void in my stomach because of a combination of *all* these, combined with a severe lack of money to order something that might break the cycle... Definitely no crippling mental issues here **fingerguns**
okay… at 6:29 is no one going to point out that op has eaten ants and can compare the feeling of ants in one’s mouth to unwittingly having an allergic reaction to citrus acid
2:24 they had a tradition to gift each other swords at a wedding, with the wedding rings presented on the hilt of the sword you gave your spouse. I am ABSOLUTELY forging a sword for my fiance if ever I get married.
7:27 just hit me right in the head and heart, like... I kinda knew this internally but seeing it written down is making me actually realize™ and I guess it's time to figure out new methods
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
My mother overheard the "Spiderman fursona," bit, and her response was... "is it still a furry if its a spider...? Or does that have its own word?"
Hmm aha an arachsona.
@@Midnight-Starfish If during the creation of the buggy something becomes buggy does it become a buggy buggy?
And if that same person then rides in a buggy with it does it become a buggy buggy riding in a buggy?
@@parisnumberone4967 ok. But what if its cold, and all they had for warmth was a slanket or something... would it be a buggy buggy riding a buggy in a snuggie?
This needs to be on tumblr
Raccon Dogs really be like: *Pokemon Sword and Shield*
Now I need someone to edit a sword into the summer ones mouth and a shield in the winter one’s
So a toilet paper roll and a chunk of a cardboard box
David Vautour sure
Zigzagoon-
MY ADORABLE ANIMAL ON A NEIGHBOURS FIEEELLDDDD
First tumblr found how to clear a room of demons using a humidifier and holy water. Now they've found a way to put the demons back
You're welcome.
@@seantaggart7382 "fallen" I maybe, but I am still an angel so holy water will not work on me. 😏😈
This thread brought me more joy than it rationally should...
@@seantaggart7382 a
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 Hol up... What the hell (heh lol) does the S in your name stand for? Samael?
Not hungry but eats anyway, then becomes hungry directly after, doesn’t want to eat because just ate
Wren I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Soooo teens?
Fun fact! It takes 20-30 (I cant remember which) minutes for your body to process food and make you stop feeling hungry. So eat slow to make sure your body can catch up
Brain is like: "Man that looks really tasty..."
Body: "But we're still full from literally 5 minutes ago!"
Brain: "Yeah, but like... that looks REALLY good."
*I like how Seymour’s icon is just raw “Eugh” energy.*
Æügh?
ÆUGH
Probably 0p
ÆÙGH
That one didn't age so well.
I'm a writer, and my therapist told me that my face lights up whenever I talk about a plot that I wanna write, one that I'm currently writing, or ones that I have written, and I no one's ever told me that before, and it was the nicest thing anyone's ever told me.
Hello, fellow writer!
Hotels are a blessing, and even if you refuse to admit it... You like them better than your actual house. Also it's where ManBat's lair is located.
Unless they're on Hotel Hell-
Aight
The cave bat
Never trust the bed sheets in hotels, though... seriously.
the CaveBat. the MobileBat.
I AM the friend who used to say "good luck, don’t die"
I'm still that friend..
I'm the one who goes, "Don't fall in!"
...and at work, I used to tell customers picking up the key (which is on a big black baton) for the customer bathroom: "Oh, yeah, that's just in case the alligator acts up; just bop him on the nose!"
... and that was how my boss wound up using "alligator" as a euphemism for whenever I myself had to use the bathroom... 😥
I say "have fun, don't talk to strangers~"
I used to say “Wakey wakey, time to suffer” instead of “wakey wakey eggs-n-bakey”
kevin willems i mean you’re not wrong-
I am a
- man
- woman
x writer
looking for a:
- man
- woman
x word I could have sworn was common but tbh I still forgot it and won't settle for schoolbook synonyms because they mean something completely different.
More accurate -.-
Ah. Its like me and the few character with names that aren't even suposted to be names. Like Tarrant or Maoria. How the heck does one other than me pronouce it, I shall never know.
@@YoWhatsUpFellas "Tarh aunt" (Like torrent) and "Mayo-ria", that's how I'd pronounce them
@@hazeltree7738(tear as in tear a peice of paper into peices)
Tear-ant and May-or-a
Tarrant is a sensible but wild mute child
While Maoria is a shy bullied teen with water powers.
I made it weird, and I'm sorry.
@@YoWhatsUpFellas You didn't, not gonna lie you seem like my kind of writer, drama and magic XD
@@hazeltree7738 funny enough, they arent from the same story!
"My longest" It's a binge compilation" ever"
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
7:26 this is why so many students have depression, schools (or at least the ones Ive been in) are like "if you cant find the answer EXACTLY the way WE want you to youre a failure."
Snake Artist yeap
Yes yes why is this true-
I've never had a head ache before... I mean once my friend stabbed me in the forehead with a sewing needle but that just felt like... Being stabbed in the forehead with a sewing needle...
Can I ask the reason your friend did that?
You're so lucky I'm high-key jealous
What
What is your
What is your location (asking for a friend)
Imagine if you will if when humans wanted tho mate the male just turns out of nowhere into a monstrous abomination against god
what
Why did I instantaneously picture Pater Gascoigne transforming into phase two while his wife just rolls with her eyes saying "here he goes again..."
I was originally was going to say werewolves
Op change your profile picture, you're identity is showing.
Well, if salmon still mate, I assume they actually find that form attractive. So... it’s like if ladies suddenly turned into Jessica Rabbit.
sign the petition for pm to become everyone’s uncle
Signed
that puts bad thoughts in my mind
hehe uwu
Signing!
Or daddy😏
Signed
1:53
the rumor come out: does monkey is upload to wikipedia?
“How can you be afraid of birds?” Cassowary. Just Cassowary
James Vivian emu.
Hey have you hear of geese
nope nope Or the swan, the evolved form of the goose?
Shirike
@@starbreaker6740 I'm sorry the WHAT?
FLUFFY RACOON DOG LOOKS LIKE A OBESE HYENA I LOVE THEM ♡
Obese means it could die of heart failure lol.
@@burnttoast.2017 and.. words can be meant to describe shape..
@@known_questionmark did I ever say obese wasn't a shape? Just stating a side effect.
@@burnttoast.2017 yet this side effect wasnt related to the comment?
@@known_questionmark obese wasn't related to the conversation to begin with. It's just a cute dog. As for it being related to the comment, this person brought up obesity. Obesity causes medical problems and people(and pet owners) should take appropriate measures to remain fit. Stating side effects shouldn't have triggered you. Why did you respond? Do you feel attacked?
"how could someone be scared of birds" Ok, sounds like SOMEBODY hasn't been curb stomped by a bunch of chickens after accidentally swinging their sword while trying to mount their horse
Edit, y'know what, fuck it, I'm gonna play some The Leg: Macarena of Time on the Nintendo Three Dual Screen Extra Large
...I'm sorry what
Heheheheheheh getting curb stomped by chickens
@@iiiiitsmagreta1240 have you not played a Zelda game?
All the parts in this series that refer to adhd, are so relatable... Cause I have adhd as well... But not severe though... But I still have to take medicine for it...
And here's a funny joke:
Depression and anxiety
Vs.
A d H d
Depression and anxiety: you'll never get anywhere in life! Everyone hates you
My adhd butt: ooh! A topic to think about!
Depression and anxiety: is he even listening?
As someone who has this trio I feel this in my soul
or like, when you are going through a deppresive episode, but your hyperfixateing on something really wholesome.
10:46 the word 'bonk' always makes me laugh because it sounds like 'bąk' which means fart.
Huh what language is that where fart is bak( actually curious I wish to gain new knowledge)
Please let us know what language it is
W H A T L A N G U A G E
WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU MEAN?
Guys, guys, pretty sure that's Polish.
I'd like to say that I'm writing a currently 8 page paper on how the "I'm not like Other Girls" trend is rooted in institutionalized and internalized misogyny, and how it has existed in a multitude of forms for over a century.
The "In this essay I will-" meme made me realize I'm... literally doing that. And getting a grade for it. And might end up using it as my thesis if I switch majors.
12:29 Hey tumblr? Dr. Bright called, he wants some of your stash
If you look at the tag it says, "definitely not dr. bright"
Carissa Otte
I JUST NOTICED THAT AND IM DEAD!
These "Dr bright" comments aged terribly with what we now know about admin bright
9:07
Delete, racism, sexism, slavery and any other horrible thing that would fit into the same category, without harming the people. Like I just make it so all these people realize how horrible this is so they stop doing it.
Espeonage the Espeon Spy do you want to have crushed chips or are you a functioning member of society who is willing to take sacrifices
This is a hero
@@Midnight-Starfish actually they need the air, it has chemicals in it so they stay crunchy
@@Midnight-Starfish this has the same energy as
"what is your biggest fear?"
"Being forgotten."
"damn that's deep. I was gonna say the kool aid man but now I feel stupid."
I destroy capitalism and usher in the utopia earth can be, and doing that will defang ask if those things.
Every time you do the "It's a biiii..." for "It's a binge compilation," I have the overwhelming urge to sing "It's a big bright beautiful world!" from Shrek the Musical.
And I was Shrek.
*Day 3 of attempting to convince Pat to sleep*
ill join you tomorrow
He doesn’t need sleep like you mortals
@@happymilk7433 *Bold of you to assume that I sleep at all*
@@happymilk7433 but night night makes eyes no dark!?!?!
It's called being nocturnal
17:18 this implies that plastic forks and spoons are not utensils
Could that be stretched to plates? Are all plates that aren't metal not utensils? Are metal plates utensils anyway? What about cups? What if a straw is half metal and half plastic??
Just commented something like this and only found your comment afterward
a plate is not a utensil?
17:53 Suppose... You brought a hotdog to a priest, and þey blessed it. You þen place þe blessed hotdog in a pot of water. Since it is a hotdog, it turns þe water into hotdog water, (which is þe opposite of holy water) but since said hotdog is blessed, is þe water now pure or unpure?
I call þis... Þe holy hotdog paradox.
purgatory water
@@foxbiskits6973 No, something much worse... Hell water.
Wait no, that's deep sea water.
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Thats what the Goo Lagoon is made out of
@@foxbiskits6973 No it's the deep sea
Sorry if this question feels rude or insensitive, it's unintended and I'm merely curious, but why are you using the Old English Thorn? I can't find it on my keypad and as I recently found out, Icelandic is the only language it's still used in.
My favorite thing to do to people who ask too many questions is to answer them in stupid ways.
Them:What's your sign?
Me:Capri Sun
Them:Wtf? That's not a sign.
Me:Bitch please! I was born late on the last day of Capricorn, which means I also was born early on Aquaris. That tecnically classifies me as a Capris. Meaning..
*IM A FUCKING CAPRI SUN BABY!*
Otherwise, in Chinese I'm just a ram.
Don't know what that means but I don't like rams that much, or goats.
Or how about
Them: What's your number baby?
Me:19
Them: I mean phone number sweet heart.
Me:141,026
Them:I'll call you then.
(Little do they know I just subtracted the first 3 from the last 4 digits and multiplied it by my area code)
There's... there's no Year of the Goat.
It's the Year of the Ram. Rams are sheep.
@@epsilon-eleven Oh. Hm Thanks for telling me. Because in that case, I'm that. I appreciate the tip!
... this... This comment is... I can't describe it... It's radiant, but so radiant that it hurts...
@@obnoxiousArcade
I won't answer..
:p
@@TheUncouthGentleman
Aww thank you!!
7:26. This literally almost made me cry. I always do this. "I could do my homework if I just tried harder" no. I can't. I have a genuine mental illness that's keeping me from doing it. I need to stop telling myself that.
first: 14:30 - 16:01
second: anyone else up at 3am bingeing pm Seymour's Tumblr videos instead of sleeping?
10:20 I usually say: "Don't fall in."
I love that a lot
“Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys” sound like a bunch of delinquents, which is honestly what the higher-ups at the time thought they were.
Also, the Elixir of Immortality one is funnier once you realize why his name is “John _Young”_
12:31 These people are all Doctor Bright. Doctor Bright made several different accounts and made this thread. Maybe Doctor Kondraki is using one of the accounts.
What do you have against chainsaws?, because chainsaws are awesome. 🤨
No, they are ALL Dr bright
Bright & Kandraki trying to one-up each other.
I like to imagine there’s a local private message board at the scp foundation that scientists use for like discussing actual resources and maybe socialization and dr bright just tries to break it with shitposts.
The "Def Not Dr Bright" bit made me laugh
Are you saying people aren’t scared when a seagull starts flying towards your face?!
12:03
*This entire post has dr bright energy I'm-*
Honestly-
Manbat’s already a real character in the DC Universe
Of course he is, DC gave Batman a cow. A fucking cow.
@@ellestuff6318 Seriously!? Is that actually real??? How does Batman even take care of a cow when he lives in a big city with no pasture in sight???
Man-Bat: Robert Kirkland Langstrom was a scientist specializing in the biological study of mammals, especially bats. In an effort to cure his growing deafness, the scientist develops a formula intended to allow humans to be able to mimic the sonar that bats naturally possess. When he tries this formula on himself, however, he winds up transforming into a monstrous human/bat hybrid known as Man-Bat. Man-Bat gained super-human strength and the ability to fly. He can also use a bat's sonar ability to fly in pitch-black areas. However, this also makes him vulnerable to sonic weapons.
-lego batman: the videogame
12:03 Rule 30046: Dr Bright is not allowed to have a Tumblr account
I love the viking one so much, it basically says that you can actually have nonconsensual hand holding
7:00 this hits a little too hard I DONT WANNA GO TO THE DOCTOR
New meddling to Cyans being blue: she has an infinite amount of healing magic
17:34 Seymour got me getting all confused like "was I supposed to be high tonight?"
1:04 this takes on a whole new meaning when you remember that doctor strange's cape is sentient.
12:13
dr bright with a chainsaw cannon: say one more thing about my cannon i dare you
As a wise person once said- either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to a doctor
6:35 I'm sorry but the Adora pfp makes this so much funnier. Like I feel like this is something that Adora herself would do
9:30 And 'purple' is a contraction of 'pure -evil- apple'
I love apples so does that mean I'm a cannapple?
Another (maybe?)Cursed Space Fact: Earth is IN space.
Hot
??: What happens when Salmon get all lovey dovey?
???: They literally transform into a new..Unbelievably, fricked up creature
Me: Uh..........So they're werewolf fish?
No they do it when there horny not during a full moon and that’s only one type of salmon there’s like seven
@@jameson1239 😐 I was only joking.
12:29 the “definitely not dr.bright” just killed me
20:12 i just wanna mention that 'born to make history' is in fact a 'yuri on ice' reference, specifically the opening.
I mention this because the way you said it really didn't sound like you were familiar with the song and because the song and anime are in fact great.
4:33 As a fic writer, this is too true-
12:18
Dr. Bright would like to know these people's location.
At 8:00 I started to do this for my adhd and I emailed all my teachers asking for them to give me more deadlines and 90% of them are happy to do so and its alot less stressful
P.M Seymour: *Mentions Michiru from BNA*
Me: “My respect for you has increased by an ungodly amount”
2:20 and if a woman was divorced, the ex-husband would have to give her a free cat...
5:30 I want to see this but the skeleton megaphone thing just sounds like Papyrus voice the whole time
*makes spaghetti in background*
5:43
Wow, so the dark brotherhood was training us?
I swear to god Tumblr is just ADHD the website.
I've always felt so called out by Tumblr at such a deep visceral level but I could only ever chalk it up to an extended chain of coincidences. Then I was diagnosed with ADHD. and it aaaaaallllllllll made sense.....
7:26 Took forever to find this specific video but this right here finally helped me understand my ADHD better and made me get help to deal with it better. To star-anise and P.M Seymour, thanks
12:03
WHO LET DR BRIGHT USE TUMBLR
11:30 I would like to point out the first image is a trout, and the second is a king salmon. But the post is still quite funny, lol
Wow 9 seconds. My new record lol
Wow, 49 minutes, my avg.
9 seconds of what
thanks for these btw P.M Seymour. these videos always lift me up when im down, keep them going.
4:08 one of my closes friends is scared of birds
"The stick corrupts my mind with thoughts of bonk"
Scout wants to know location
7:27 I literally had an argument with my dad where I needed to explain exactly this
Okay almost this
Tbh, I also really enjoy the feeling of staying in hotels. Like, I dislike change in most cases, but just the feeling of having a comfy, somewhat private space in a new environment, no matter how temporary, is really nice. And the aesthetic is great, freshly made beds, skimming through local TV channels, plugging in all the electronics you brought for your flight/car trip, your suitcase opened in the corner so you can take out all the necessities.
*12:22** ^DR. JACK BRIGHT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION^*
These all aged terribly with what we now know about admin bright
12:28 the tag is "definitely not Dr bright" and i love it
14:07 the entire premise of Luffy vs Katakuri
10:09 My 8 year old brother *constantly* feels the need to announce that he's going to the bathroom, so I recently started saying these things in response just to piss him off. And, lemme tell you, that kid does not disappoint. Thank you, P.M. Seymour, for giving me a new way to irritate those around me 😁😂😂💚💚
11:21, that’s called doing an Ubercharge
13:50 It's Rostrum, the pointy bit on assassin bugs and cicadas.
Hopefully the Karens learn the right thing and realize human decency while working as a manager.
lmfao Karens will never realize human decency.
Can we get a freaky Friday movie but with a manager and a Karen, and the manager doesn’t have to learn anything because they didn’t do anything wrong.
Thanks for including the serious post at 8:40 it really helped me
Link's awakening is magic racism to justify committing a genocide for your own selfish benefit. Prove the dreams aren't alive! Because boy the nightmares sure are fighting like they perceive themselves as alive.
The problem of watching all of Seymour's videos is that once a binge compilation comes up ive already seen all of them
2:14
this one still happens today
even if the man did nothing wrong and the woman jst wants to live off the guy's paychecks, without dealling with him animore
only recently did it start to change with it happening the other way around
Women "just wanting to live off the guy's paycheck" doesn't happen nearly as often as the incels & MGTOWs claim, though.
And guys aren't really shamed for being divorced; women have been for over 2 centuries, though.
@@epsilon-eleven
you and i have compleatly diffrent life experiences
in my life experience, most men around me who got divorced (or even separated) from their spouce get shamed for it
while women got no flak, and nothing but "emotional support" (i say with airquotes, cuz they didn't seem THAT emotoinly wrecked)
it just happaned more around me than you i guess
doesn't help that the meadia (social or otherwise), only focuses on the times when women are miserable, and tends to ignore guys uless they are: gay; black; muslim; or some combination of all the previous mentioned.
but yeah
it's clear you and i have had a diffrent life experiance, and with that diffrent points of vew
which is why i won't fight you in your argument
and i hope you don't fight me on mine
"Hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating" is partially true for me, as I am eternally unaware of hunger until I suffer the consequences.
6:14
Ok Jesus Christ I hate seeing this, but, SPIDER MAN IS NOT A FURSONA! If peter turned into an anthropomorphic spider when he used his powers and he called that spiderman, then yes I could see an argument there, but if by the logic of spiderman is a fursona, flash is a fursona of Barry Allen, because of the speed force, oh what’s that? He didn’t get his powers from an animal and doesn’t have any fur on him whatsoever? Well guess what, spiderman doesn’t have any fur on him either, and you don’t need an animal to give you powers to have it be a ‘fursona’ if there’s no fur that needs to grow afterwards. Honestly you could make a better argument for hulk being a fursona.
Oh yeah by the way, as another side note, Peter Parker in the comics, aka the original, you see he graduated high school in 1965, the high school peter Parker is really just origin material, he hadn’t been in highschool for decades except in movies, oh yeah and they had him graduate collage in 1978 to
Sean Taggart, as a furry I can assure you we do not see spiderman as a furry or a fursona
Insects aren't even considered to be apart of the animal kingdom.... There's like 3 kingdoms of types of species: animal, bug, and plant
So technically Spiderman is not a fursona... He's a chitin-sona
@@dinodude6992 Uh... insects definitely are & always have been part of the animal kingdom. Literally Animalia kingdom, Arthropoda phylum.
The biological kingdoms are animal, plant, fungus, protists, & bacteria. I don't know where you got your categories from.
2:39 when I heard mango pit I thought of a huge cavity in the earth filled to the brim with mangoes (or just the walls covered in mango)
I need help
I clicked at the speed of meme
Speed of gay?
@@bepperrs9801 hell yeah
@@indigo3395 speed of gay is going 100 mph into a concrete 1 mile cube and that concludes my opinion on gays ending their bloodline maybe
@@seantaggart7382 speed of straight is starting running with concrete shoes but each time a new child is made in the lineage you get 2 miles faster
7:19 the worst one is "Hungry but when you try making food the hunger gets to you and you get sick and why did you waste so much time not eating"
Wow three minutes
I clicked faster that a waffle
That a waffle did what?
@@parisnumberone4967 Violated the Sokovia Accords
My least favorite is “Hungry but all the food in the house suddenly tastes gross and you want McDonalds”
Isn't the cryptid of humanity's sins just the zoroastrian god of all sins, angra maiinu
You mean Hikawa?
No, Angra Maiinu
@@andreigherman2116 So, Hikawa. Ahriman. You know, Nihilo? World of Stillness?
Gonna be honest, the only recognizable name is ahriman in that list, so yes
@@andreigherman2116 It's a Shin Megami Tensei reference.
13:53 THIS IS ME!!! I had to find the word ROSTRUM the other day because I wanted a giant cicada in my book. WIKIPEDIA FAILED ME!
hey so were vikings the original simps?
Oh god no
Ok not sure if this is just a tumblr thing but OP CHANGE YOUR URL
Ugh, I cannot wait until "simp" goes out of fashion. It sounds so much like incel slang.
respecting women isn't being a simp......
@@theneverone this comment was made 9 months ago when simping was a meme and funny and when the definition of a simp wasnt determined.
9:06 First thing I do is magic up a winning lotto ticket into my possession, which I then submit (thus "justifying" why I suddenly gained a large amount of money not only legally but without grounds for suspicion). This immediately goes into savings as well as investing in literally everything in the house that needs to be fixed or replaced, and then another chunk of it going into building a welding shop with all the essentials. I keep about half a million and all the rest goes into either stocks or charities because why not. I don't need the rest other than that anyways. If there's any power left to do whatever with, THEN I proceed to use it to completely eradicate the concept of self-entitlement/self-justification. 'Nough said.
This person has earned my subscription
I have n ow officially declared this account to be the one I watch while drawing.
This means two things for me.
1) I can stay drawing for even longer joe that I have the ability to watch this for a bit when I get bored
2) I have a way to laugh AND a way to take a nice break from holding my h ead down and endlessly moving my finger
10:04, I am convinced that maybe those people just don't remember the pain of the headache or the headache itself so they think they never got one. I sometimes remember pain but I never remember what it feels like. Like, I know it exists but I can't ever remember what it felt like to my body.
So, I have a cat.
She was abused in her past home(s) and her back legs, while looking alright at first glance, were broken and healed mostly correct. Except she can't bring her claws in all the way. She used to flinch anytime anyone other than me tried to pet her and was very picky about me petting her.
As I watch this video, she's curled like a burnt croissant and letting me rub her belly. Her back toes may be wonky but she's curling them in happiness as she beeps now and again.
I just wanted to share my cat's utter joy. Have a wonderful day.
6:51 I.... I literally just struggled for 2 days with a yawning void in my stomach because of a combination of *all* these, combined with a severe lack of money to order something that might break the cycle... Definitely no crippling mental issues here **fingerguns**
5:13 I've been an atheist for years, but that suggestion has my stamp of approval.
When he ended the Quote "Metal straws are utensils for beverages" my pencil hit a glass at the end and it was perfect time and beautiful sounding.
okay… at 6:29 is no one going to point out that op has eaten ants and can compare the feeling of ants in one’s mouth to unwittingly having an allergic reaction to citrus acid
2:24 they had a tradition to gift each other swords at a wedding, with the wedding rings presented on the hilt of the sword you gave your spouse.
I am ABSOLUTELY forging a sword for my fiance if ever I get married.
7:27 just hit me right in the head and heart, like... I kinda knew this internally but seeing it written down is making me actually realize™ and I guess it's time to figure out new methods