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Actual teenager Jotaro is a blursed image.
He looks like 17 now but not like Jotaro anymore.
Joot looks like he’s 30 or something in part 3, then he looks 20 in part 4
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 "He's evolving, just backwards" (or aging, i guess)
Joseph: "Jotaro? What happened to you?"
Jotaro: "L'OREAL, BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT"
looks like a female
Am i the only one that thought he looked like a lesbian(sorry if thats offensive, just my honest opinion)
As a Canadian I can attest. To give you the whole story, Bieber was transformed from our national animal, a beaver. It was a failed experiment, something which haunts to this day. The combination of bad hair and permanent baby face was concocted after a scientist reportedly listened to nickelback for too long. Bieber was put in a facility, he was never meant to escape. But he did, and to this day, people say they still see traces of beaver Bieber. We are sorry.
Facts i lived in the town where the lab was, the town hasnt been the same since...
It was a goose not a beaver. I can attest as one of the lab assistants helping to perform the experiment.
yeah, now we can't preform the ritual as well as before and we are forced to be extra brutal during our sacrificial hockey tournaments
Fun fact: Bieber is the german word for beaver
SCP Foundation = Canada: CONFIRMED
Fun Fact: if everyone starts saying "meese" on the internet, dictionaries will recognize it as just as valid as "mooses".
I remember when that happened with "problemo." Haven't actually heard anybody say it since then.
@@butchbabytoaster Wait, that happened with problemo?? Did I miss something??
This comment and its replies make me want to s t a b
@@hrgrhrhhr get in line.
@@theworldsmostforgottentown Problemo was said often enough to become an official word in the dictionary.
Horror game idea where you’re a Canadian in a cult and you have to summon Justin Bieber like he’s some sort of demon
But that's already how it works
khloe helps
Yeah but now you can experience it for yourself if you’re not from canada
And also Henry is đere for some reason.
I'm going into game design for collage, so expect this to possibly be in a markiplier video at some point in the next few years
One-time-i-dreamt has some type of ability to make you unable to read their url until you read the post
*_ITS THEIR QUIRK_*
@@AverageEldritchEntity It's their superpower. I don't watch that anime, and therefore will not use that word.
@@theclodofclods nor do I. I just use it to give people who do flashbacks.
It's the ability of their stand : LUCID DREAMER
@@davidegaruti2582 I do not tolerate jojo references. It is a superpower.
„You should shut down the us and start it again"
Consider:
The year is 2982. At least... It WOULD be. However, somewhere around the 2030's, the world got so messed up, the apocalypse happened at least three times in a row. However, the world DID manage to recover. We just had to restart society from the basics: agriculture, the evolution of society, it all had to happen again! No one even remembers how the apocalypse happened in the first place. „Old" technology still exists, but most of it is quite weird and people have trouble understanding it. Some even think it's magic.
In America, currently it is the late 1800s. There are cowboys running around with laser guns, traveling together with mutant herds of cows. No one understands why, but there are these HUGE ruins no one dares go to. Sometimes people find ancient relics, such as the „machine horses" (motorcycles) or the tiny silver screens (TVs, phones, monitors). There is a legend going around that somewhere, somehow the legendary treasure of Musk is hidden. One day, a small gang of lightslingers takes off to search for it, in hopes of fortune and fame.
I'm taking notes for purely educational reasons
Start a Patreon and write this book I WILL PAY YOU _PLEASE_
History is oh so dense and not all knowledge would be lost.
Op, when's the book out? Op? I wanna buy it!
But is Queen Elizabeth still alive
The dude map is so accurate, cause nobody in Florida really has friends
.....I have friends.
I DIDNT WANNA BE CALLED OUT LIKE THAT.
Neither does north Georgia
What about the Florida man who broke into a prison to chill with his buddies
@@YaMexicanBoy Yas
Always remember: orca is the natural predator of the moose, thank you pm
And ticks, due to their expanding range from global warming, are becoming a larger problem for moose because ticks will literally gather in hundreds on moose and drain them of their blood while the moose are so itchy they scrape the skin from their bodies
@@mme.veronica735
I wonder if moose will start having a mutualistic relationship with birds after a while.
@@Scrubjay457 Cattle egrets already do that, though I'm not sure if they do it with mooses. The only other tick-eating birds I know of are oxpeckers, which are endemic to Africa, and ground birds such as chickens and quails, which I can't picture riding mooses in order to eat their ticks like other birds would.
@@Dinoman972 but just imagine, a rooster, riding a moose. Is it not the most glorious thing you could imagine!
@@amirulamani1487 Kanuk-y fried chicken
every millennia the Canadians must create a vessel to absorb their rudeness, Justin Bieber is just the current vessel.
nickelback was the previous vessel
@@absolutelegend69He was a jerk?
As a Canadian, I can totally confirm that "we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness"
Ah, so đe modern version of ancient Hebrew Passover?
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 lol wow didn't think of that one, nice
@@nobodyishere00000 Þank.
“Smol hamilton” was 5’7”(170.18cm) and George Washington was 6’2” (187.96cm). It wasn’t so much that Hamilton was “smol” but rather that George Washington was a freakin giant of a man for the time.
Tfw you show the “didn’t read the url lol” response while simultaneously cropping out the url before we got to read it
True story...starting in the late 80s I worked for the great city of Philadelphia's police department. We are a big city with a poorly funded police dept. The district I worked in was were they sent those officers that they could find no other way to punish. So we were on the bottom when it came to resources. We quite often did the human barking like a dog trick and then would say you have 10secs to come out or we are going to release the dog. It. worked. every. single. time. A few years later I moved on to a different part of the country and was shocked that they would actually wait for a k9 unit to arrive. So thinking I was being helpful I showed them how we did it in Philly. It worked but I was nicknamed k9. Not what you want to be called when you are a 25yr old woman. I did not stay long and never shared my secrets again. I work in federal LE now on an internet crimes against child task Force. I mostly work from home and can no longer embarrass myself. Until now.
That is _amazing._ Also, they way you wrote "never shared my secrets again" sounds like you are hiding that you are actually a were wolf.
@@arnerademacker8548 who told you Arne?
@@kimberlymarino7344 Oh, er..... This is awkward. I mean of course, I know nothing. Please don't eat me.
@@RejectReef wouldn't that be true if most people? I'm not a bitch nor am I a fool. There is a happy medium. 😁 and this was a name used among other officers not meant to be intimidating. Just meant to annoy the crap out of me.
@@arnerademacker8548 no worries...at least until the full moon then I cannot promise anything. 😉
As a Canadian, I can agree I have never been more confused with anything other than American English and I took calculus for Jimminie's sake!
Jimminie should have done his own calculus! Shame on you for depriving him of a terrible learning experience. 😉
@@kimberlymarino7344 I am sorry but as a Canadian, we don't let people suffer here. We're too polite to.
Agreed. The American alphabet is so freaking confusing, seriously wtf.
The American why of spelling stems from old newspapers where it cost them for each letter. That is why in amarica we sell colour like color and cheque like check. It became so common in the newspaper that generations fallowing have accepted it to be the "true" wway to spell things. And lots on amaricans are ignoramuses about it and act all indignant when someone trys to correct them. I personally try to learn the true spelling of words that have been changed. And so too do other amaricans, not alot, but some.
Xx Grey xX I think you mean the American Dictionary, the alphabet is the same as any other English speaking country
PM's vids are the ONLY thing stopping me from sleeping 20 millenia
Crowley?
0:41 _wow!! Hamilton: the musical was so popular that they made statues out of it!!_
DOnT bE STUpiD ThE MuSICal CAMe OUt AFtEr thE STATUeS WEre BUilT
Mr Burr sir....
(I'm actually a girl)
My brother and I keep terrorizing my sister by chanting the
"Im screme
Youm screme
We all screme for
DIRT LEAF"
While we're playing Minecraft and she hates it
I thought the first one was real omg
I wasn't even phased
I accepted it
Oh no
Welp, you've gone to faar to the Dark Side, time to meditate on Ashla.
Time to raid an SCP site for amnestization!
"You can guess who is ugly but it never will be the truth." ~ An inspirational quote from myself. You're welcome.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today - each and every single one of you deserve it! you’re all lovely people and I care about all of you! stay safe! ❤️❤️❤️
So much kindness here! You have a wonderful day as well!
No u
*slight blush* good day to you too! Stay safe, all.
You know ur words are very nice but ur profile pick is threatening. I'm not sure how to deal with this.
BTW I hope you have a good day too.
So does this mean Justin Beiber is actually an SCP
Smol Hamilton is smol
3:08 I like how, as someone who doesn't quite agree with the overly-detaild Jojo art, I understand what is wrong here, but find it to be an improvement.
I like both, but prefer smoooth.
It's how I think of anime.
@@IrvingIV agreed
There’s three kinds of tumblr channels: robot voice, human who is also a voice actor, and regular human who isn’t a voice actor. You know what channels I’m talking about
fedora guy, seymour, and giggle friend?
@@IrvingIV I don’t know who fedora guy is, but I’m assuming by giggle friend you mean logu?
@@tieflingcorpse9817
Yes Logu
@@IrvingIV oh, who’s fedora guy?
@@IrvingIV i know this 5 months late but i remembered who fedora guy was
1:15 The homestucks are back at it again
Can confirm the dude map is completely true
sure, you'll think that the plural of moose will be meese but allow me to present this option: moosen
e.g I saw a flock of moosen.
1:49 (clears throat)
Canadians are born with the trait "Phrasing", this trait lets the species talk to others in a code that only other Canadians and a few people understand. They have used this trait for centuries to let off steam by saying mean things to non-canadians while making it seem nice. This trait is key to understanding how Canadians are so kind to others all the time.
Did anyone else think the PM Seymour mini drawing thing’s moustache was actually teeth before it was coloured?
I thought that it was his mouth wide open for some reason
@@McEmerald8811 same
EXCUSE ME WHY HAS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CHOSEN THE FACT THAT COLONER IS PRONOUNCED KERNEL LIKE WTF I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE PRONOUNCED CO-LO-NEL???
Ever heard of lieutenant in British English? What about forecastle? Leicester? I know you've probably heard of Worcester. And I know what you're thinking, and no, it's not pronounced that way.
you mean....colonel? there's no R in the word
0:40 *guns and ships playing in the distance*
The best thing about remote learning is that I can literally just watch youtube while I wait for my next class to start when I've already finished the shit i needed to do. I still have another 37 minutes.
4:00
Pavlov is laughing his ass off in the science afterlife right now.
This is the best late night Tumblr video in that there's only like 2 jokes that I don't get
1:49
Suits
Also, way to show your true COLOURS! Canada represent!
Therapist: Smooth Jotaro isn't real, he can't hurt you
Smooth Jotaro: 3:14
You've been hit by!
You've been struck by!
Smooooooooth Platinum!
@@madafaka2666 you ought to be starry.
I love the endings so much TwT
1:24 *dirt leaf*
I love the first post lmao
Thx for making me smile and laugh pm ur great 👍
I clicked at the speed of pansexual
Wait...do pansexual people move faster then others? Is it a super power? Was the flash pansexual? So many questions!
@@kimberlymarino7344 and of which none I can awnser
Same.
@@kimberlymarino7344 lgbtq+ people mive fast so we can get here in 1 second while heteros can get here in 12
@@marsnatale3184 hehe yes
If it wasn’t for the response to the one-time-i-dreamt post I wouldn’t have just accepted the fact the police where barking at furries to pull off a drug bust
Welcome to the cult
Please. Don’t refer to this as a cult.
Cults get documentaries of their existence
We got memes
But what about the binge compilation intros.
We are not a cult. We are a pit stop for shits and giggles with cool as shit free memes
I’m here and I know it’s gonna be a good video because it’s PM
1:23
Marking because this has been in my head for the past 12 hours
As a Canadian I apologize once more for Bieber's escape- the guards we used got distracted by politely telling someone to fuck off that day
Again we Canadians are sorry he was never meant to escape.
I can confirm, in Seattle we don’t have friends. Only Starbucks and acquaintances, oh and rain, lots of rain.
That first one. Man this is going to be a funny one.
5:09 he was never MENT TO ESCA-
Jotaro without the shady marks looks more accurate to later seasons and is in fact NOT cursed, but rather unconditional.
I watch your videos when I feel sad. Thank you for doing what you do.
Objection to the Jojo image, his chin and neck were also made smaller in addition to the removed crosshatching.
3:14
the Jojo face lines one...
to the left, Jotaro Kujo
to the right, post-white Michael Jackson.
Everyone knows the plural of goose is sheep.
Hjonk hjonk... Am goose.
The singular of sheep is now shoop
As a person who's from Seattle I can confirm, we don't friends.
This was an amazing way to waste time that I should have been using to take notes for class... thank you
2:10
That's pretty much the reason for any and all strangeness between similar wards (goose/moose, ox/box, etc.).
Word A is like this because it originated in dead language B, while Word C originated in Dead Language D.
:48 The Hamilton fandom
i have an obsession with dirt leaf
Marquis De Lafayette... George Washington... Alexander Hamilton...
(My Hamiltrash self)
THE TEN DOLLAR FOUNDING FATHER GOT A LOT FARTHER BY WORKIN A LOT HARDER BY BEING A SELF-STARTER BY 14...!
We can end this war in Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but for this to succeed there is someone else we need!
I know,
HAMILTON!
I started singing Lafayette's bit in Aaron Burr, Sir as soon as I read his name. God help me!! I'm new here!!
Dee Wheatland Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
@@thetwilightgamer Dont encourage me! I need to stop! Ahhh!!!!
Dee Wheatland well I just text-sung the entirety of Stay Alive (reprise) to my friend so I’m kinda on a roll
I watch one of these vids whenever im sad, and they make me laugh so much that I end up forgetting why I was sad.Thanks Pat 🥺💖💖
1:07 There's actually something like that built into the US Constitution. The Convention of States organization is working to reset some things and dial back many problems facing the country.
as a canadian, bieber escaping was an accident, one that we cannot recover from
Whoever says all Canadians are friendly has never met my ex, who reminded me of my groomer who has caused me to need to learn how to say no to sex
He was never ment to escape.
Hi there!
Dan Olofsson Jacobsen you are speed
As someone who is from Seattle.......
No. We don't have friends......
We don't need friends.....
We have coffee.... That's all we need
3:13 me being the cursed person I am and actually liking the after picture as well
Okay but Joot without all the lines and stuff make him more hawt then he already was
As a seattlite, yeah i agree with that friend post
Hi yeah, I have a friend on xbox who is from Canada-land and we play borderlands together. He will purposely drive off the nearest cliff and say "Welcome to Pandora!" He also wasn't afraid to kill all of our dino's in ARK Survival when our other friends, who might not be considered as such now I don't really know haven't been on Xbox in a hot minute, all because they used a mass whistle command, affecting all the dino's nearby, instead of going up to just one and activating it. I wasn't playing with any of them at the time, but when he told me this I supported him.
*He was never meant to escape*
We would have also accepted "there are nice canadians, there is Quebec"
What happened in Quebec?
@@theworldsmostforgottentown It's better nobody knows.
.......I am the child at work. I rode my bike to work or walk, or have my mom drive me, and most of the delivery drivers are like’you need a ride? I’m headin that way?’ Or ‘it’s raining, you aren’t going out in this, I’m driving you’. I’m kinda scared to tell them that my mom doesn’t have a car right now lol
1:12 They want an entire country to start over?
The funky thing about english is that you can spell any word any way you want and still have it be correct, thats how flexible english is.
Now the problem with this sort of system is **esplosin**
All we need now is a highly blurred image of moose’s with the word MEESE
The plural of Moose is MOOSEN! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There are many of them, many much MOOSEN! Out in the WOODS, and the WOODES and the WOODSEN!
The worst part about the first one is that I can definitely see that happening irl
1:23 - the absolute fucking best
1:50 also it's really hard to do much of anything until it's back up. ya just gotta anxiously run to the objective.
1:34 As someone from the PNW...this is painfully accurate.
The posts keep getting better.
as a canadian I can indeed confirm the last post
pigeon prank has me cackling XD
1:24 dirt leaf is best
*I mean.... calling tumblr the “internet equivalent of a McDonalds play place” is like calling Star Wars and Star Trek the same thing.*
We use all of those in Seattle
You know, with that last one, fun fact. When Trump said he was going to have the US and Mexico collaborate to build up a wall on the border, *Canada* apparently got the idea to propose the same for *their* border (This is just from what I've heard, I could be mistaken). Now... What this tells ME is that they aren't worried about illegal immigrants...
They just really don't want Justin Bieber back *THAT BADLY.*
This episode taught me a lot about Canadians
Perfectly cut scream! ❤️
The "bro" map is extremely concentrated around Texas and Wisconsin and I don't know how to feel about that.
SCP 6543 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT I REPEAT JUSTIN BIEBER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
I'm watching this when I'm supposed to be doing school work
The way you pronounced oo and ee led me to the discovery of the *forbidden w's*
For those wondering, it is both pay 'check' and pay 'cheque', it's just more dominantly spelled as 'check' here in America where we don't understand that there are multiple ways to do things if you live in different places because the American school system is shit and there are some places that are even part of the USA that we think are just barren wastelands (coughs in Alaska where multiple friends of mine live)
At 4:49 : my reaction
Video: Guess who's ugly!
Me: MEEEEEE-
Video: Certainly not me-
Me: Cocky bastar-
Video: and certainly not you.
Me: *chokes*
Video: Love yourself.
Me: *screaches in uncomfortableness and flusteredness* whyyyyyyyy...... Why do you do this to me......
DIRT LEAF
“Ratatootie” omg I snorted
0:40 he is very smol bean