Massage Therapy | House M.D.
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2018
- Cuddy is uncomfortable with House's massage therapist, So naturally he gets her one.
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Season 7 Episode 4 "Message Therapy"
House and the team treat a woman (Erin Cahill) suffering from severe vomiting, heart problems, and a fever, but in the course of treatment, the team discovers that she is not who she says she is. During the case, House's new fellow (Vinessa Shaw), a psychiatrist that Chase hired, is welcomed with a trial by fire. Meanwhile, a visit from House's masseuse (and former hooker) forces him and Cuddy to confront the fact they are both holding back in their relationship.
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"Let's say you're right. Completely right. About everything. Give in anyway."
That's why I love Wilson.
Wilson the perpetual simp.
It's terrible advice. Infantilizing to your partner. Listening to venting and indulging minor irrationalities is one thing, but this is about Cuddy not trusting House to be faithful to her. That's a serious problem.
This is Wilson demonstrating his compulsive need to be, and be seen to be, the caregiver in all his relationships. He treats his partners like children, and children he constantly indulges, at that. In fact, he treat his partners like he treats his cancer patients, and that's not healthy. Partners are supposed to be partners, and the doctor/patient relationship very much has most of the power on one side.
@@drevil5066 Yes, a massage therapist that is a prostitute is "okay"
Why not get your girlfriend a massage therapit thats a hooker too
Literal worst advice you could give someone.
Getting a hooker for a massage therapist is wrong, but enabling your partner's behavioral problem is wrong too. It's time people stop accepting and enabling terrible personality problems. Especially this BS boomer mentality of "The wife is always right!"
Also Timbone, that's literally what House did in the episode. Did you even watch it?
@@michaelccozens It makes Cuddy uncomfortable and House knows that.
'Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship'
Wilson the wise
I wouldn't say it is the complete foundation, but it is a large part of it.
@@ThatLaloBoy it's te complete foundation.
@@unlimited971 wilson it's always right,he's the best,and the only one who can handle house for that 20 years.
And that statement, as well as the reactions of 186 people to it, is all the evidence I need that I am missing absolutely nothing by staying single. Well, that and my 2 previous relationships, both of which prove the validity of that statement beyond a shadow of a doubt.
I simply refuse to put with irrationality anymore, from anyone.
Wilsom the wise imma use that as a character name next time i start a d&d campaign
1) The cane touches every floor House walks on, and he put it on the kitchen table.
2) That "Rosa Parks of hooker massages" line was amazing.
True, but House also puts his feet on the table, and doesn't take off his shoes when he enters the house. So the cane is probably the lesser issue, at least in terms of contaminated surface-area.
1) Maybe House is a Terrain Theorist? whom knows bacteria are built in the (Terrain) body,
and viruses cause nothing
What does it matter that he put his cane on the table? They use plates in the Wilson residence.
"The cane touches every floor House walks on, and he put it on the kitchen table." Yes. He is not a microphobiac with OCD
so? no food touches the table. just bottom of dishes.
_"How long have you been a masseuse?"_
_"What is that?"_
lol
She said “How long have you been a MASSEUR?”
(Masseuse is a female one)
@@FrenchFranciss This is correct, but it was a hilarious situation nonetheless! I had a feeling the scene was going that way when Wilson mentioned a gift!
Well...the actor speak a bit of english..
And he'd just started working on her good bits. Lucky guy.
"do you have any idea how hard it is to get a straight male hooker?"
xD one of the best one-liners from House. So much said in so few words.
"Are you a cop? Then no!" 😂
priceless.
"........ Get your hands off me!"
LMAOO
"Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you!" HAHAHAH
Just once I would like to see a show where the to characters don't hook up. It would be more realistic. Idealistic men don't hook up with pushy women. Disciplined men don't mix business and pleasure. I never hooked up with anybody I worked with because it's always expected 2 the woman has power over 3 its corney to me my social life is my business familiarty breeds contempt.
@@theoutabodies5653 irrelevant comment
@@theoutabodies5653 this took and was teased for 6 seasons, was explained and shown throughout said seasons, and ended up with her leaving and being completely absent in season 8. How much more justification do you need?
*And then she kicked him right in the balls*
Why did I read this in Mr. Waternoose's voice?
“ I was hoping you’d interrupt my cooking to ask about Handymen.“
*“Do go on.”*
I’m dead😂
Such a stupid line, it's very easy to talk and cook
@@donsolos it's not a dumb line at all. He always is exasperated or sarcastic when House shows up/breaks in to talk when Wilson wants alone time. Don't try to criticize again
If you’re dead, how did you write the comment?
@@rsvihla ghost internet
I kinda understood why House wanted Cuddy, the women looked like a Goddess and was smart to boot.
not to mention her booty clapped
Lol ew
goddess? as compared to the massage lady? nooooooooooooooooooooooo
he sleep with beauty's all the time,only difference it's he paid them and cuddy it's older but free.
@@griselmancedo1052 too much truth. People are not ready. Turn down the dosage.
Wilson is so profound. Putting up with irrationalities is most of all relationships.
wilson.it's the best
They could just massage each other
not the same skills.
Rufus Goodman
They aren't going to bother wasting each other's time "practicing".
@@wesleywallace4426 They're also both doctors
I loved my exes messages. The only disadvantage of breaking up mutually I lost my messages
They don't have time to massage, at theirs level
Half naked Cuddy and he's wanting to play a video game
Getting his fingers and thumbs warmed up. Stretch first... it helps prevent injuries.
That’s how most relationships end up. Man gets accustomed to frequent romps in the sack and takes it for granted.
It's true.
@@misscleo378 That's how most hermits end up too. Man gets accustomed to no romps in the sack and takes it for granted.
one can assume they already did whatever it was that made Cuddy get half naked
House and Cuddy together was gold.
No
if it wasn't an lie
Nope
I love when house goes 'because of you' at 1:44, he makes it just so wholesome eventhough what he is saying could be misinterpreted.
it’s got so many layers to it lmao he means it but he says it as a joking dig because if he says it with sincerity the fact he’s been relying on hookers and can’t maintain real relationships is sad and glaring
Cuddy is a snack
SEAN LEE What?
Cuddy is a full buffet
She's old af
SEAN LEE ,
gilf
House and Cuddy had a legendary relationship, from being colleagues, to being a couple, to breaking up. Was the backbone of the show.
God I love wilson
"I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handy-men"
what a guy
It makes his leg feel better? Lol which one?
His third one! :3
HUH HO
Boom
The middle one
@@slothman7114 underrated comment of the year
"Then call it what it is, I'm not the only one holding back" - that is so deep and so mature of a character which has been thoroughly constructed as a narcissist. only people who have deep understanding of relationship and their consequences could be so clear in their mind to spit it out loud.
yes its not you the only one is protecting something he or she is protecting something to its not about being open to something but giving in.
She's not holding back. Shielding her daughter does not appear to be an equal comparison unless he also has offspring.
@@angelsintahoe , certain people are irrational but believe they are rational. Like Putin and the guy who thinks the comparison of keeping an active relation with female hooker and shielding offspring from unstable man were the same. And of course, with the relationship ended with a volvo crashed into half of her house?! Her worries for the child were more than valid.
@@angelsintahoe nothing is properly comparable between the sexes, like when divorces becomes easy, marriages don't last as before , as couples can't even live together for a life. Will be curious if the specie goes extinct some decades from now.
@@pbonfanti why would you use decades? That's obviously too small a unit of measure
You know, assuming he’s telling the truth about the hooker being the best massage therapist he could find, he has a point. Anyone with a serious chronic medical condition can tell you, when you find a good physical therapist or specialist, you don’t give them up unless you have to. Would Cuddy still have a problem if she were a professional masseuse or physical therapist that used to have a relationship with House?
Want to chime in on this. I have had many massages from both therapists and from Channel Similar to House's. I never understood why most professional therapist rarely left me satisfied (and I'm not talking about "happy ending"). Don't get me wrong, I have had plenty horrible massages from "CStH" too. Until one time this other guy explained to me...
Massage takes some energy and effort. If you know how to do it, it will be easier but still take a toll no matter how good you are. RMT's usually have clients right before or after you so they can't really go "all-in" on you. They are there to do their job, not to please you. Most RMT i know, no matter how horrible they are, never stop getting clients.
Where as CStH don't usually go through clients like a conveyor belt. If they know what they are doing, they can really invest great deal of energy and effort. And their goal is to please. And if you are a good customer, they would like you to come back.
That's the difference. One is a care-giver (think nanny?) and the other is a service.
It is less about that and more because House knew Cuddy would be uncomfortable with it.
Yup, I had the greatest massage therapist, when I was 17. The first professional I went to, amazing. I assumed they were all that good. I'm 41 now, I attended massage therapy training, graduated with honors. I have received hundreds of hours of bodywork from numerous people. I have yet to find someone who is as good as the first person I visited at a random spa.
The problem is clearly that she isn’t a professional, also that he didn’t even try to approach it in an adult way.
2:09 'Why would I give up one who definitely works for one who might work?'
'Because I asked you to.'
'That's not really an argument is it?'
'I won't see you until you stop seeing her.'
'That's an argument.'
That's hilarious.
She really wasn't asking...she was dictating. And the whole...gotta protect the kid thing is the problem with dating single moms.
"I wont be seeing you, until you stop seeing her."
House "Challenge Accepted."
House was always impossibly lucky. With finding solutions right in time for the episode to end, to having women throw themselves at him, and to not dying. Worth a messed up leg.
Hes not JUST lucky. Hes smart. He manipulated all factors of the equation to arrive at the conclusion hed like. And it is NOT worth that messed up leg lmaoo
actually house has the most messed up fate , he tries to overcome the pain of the clot of his leg by putting up this facade
5:29 she's not wearing anything at all under those sheets.
I love her.
He: I have great fingers
Me: Wait a minute.. so do I
"Say you're right. Completely right, about everything! Give in anyway."
Right or happy; these are the choices.
I'd get someone else to sooth my leg pain, but I would make it clear to my girlfriend that Im doing it only to keep her happy, not because she is right.
Giving in just to make a woman happy because you cant “deal” with her nagging or anger is a form of condescension and weakness. In this case House is being silly obviously but thats not how most conflicts turn out. She‘ll inevitably be the stupid one some day and will WANT you to call her out on it (unconciously, even) if shes going to have any ounce of respect for you in future.
"My wrists are hurting" 💀
Jerky Girls
How can they have those conversations without laughing all the time? Amazing acting! hilarious! 😁😁😁😁!
They rehash it.... a lot. Once you are used to it, then it's easier. Some actors have a problem that they can laugh at the same joke every time.
“You’re the Rosa Parks of hooker massages.” 💀 Gotta love his sense of humor! 😂
One of the best shows ever fantastic actors amazing writers
1:40 The way he says because of you makes me smile lol
I really like that my dude House found it ridiculous that Cuddy was jealous over his masseuse,yet when Cuddy came in contact with any guy,even if it was for work,even back then when she didnt belong to him,he was going nuts about it.
I don’t know what House was playing but I want it right now.
Blackjack its the video game from the season 6 episode 2 epic fail
It's like if Beyond Good and Evil had multiplayer
I don't know what house was paying but I want "that" right now
Human simulator 3000
jai devnani stfu
Scrolling through all the comments/quotes... each of them pure gold. And all from a mere 7 minutes of a single episode. Just genius.
Touché on all that episode! Some of them are really well written even though they "lack" the medical part.
I know this video is all about Huddy but I got so happy at 2:30 when House walks in to find Wilson cooking. So cute!
Saw the word "massage" and clicked straight away.
House definitely found that the masseuse made one of his legs feel better 😂
"Putting up with irrationality is the foundation of any relationship". Wise words Wilson
6:17 that conversation hits home
My man was playing on extreme diffculty, a true gamer!
This one was deep.
Lol your comment was posted a minute ago
Lol your comment was posted 2 hours ago
Russian Bear lol your comment was posted 8 minutes ago
Homa Hashime lol your comment was posted 33 minutes ago
Lol your comment was posted 10 minutes ago
"Would Sam ask you to stop using him because you might've had a sexual relationship with him in the past"
The whole purpose of him asking this is because he wants insight, but he couldn't resist sneaking in a "you're gay" burn. So subtle and brilliant it made me laugh hard
And realistically, the answer's still, "No, I'll continue to use him because he's good at his job. This isn't about the past relationship, it's about you feeling insecure about a past lover. The man knows how to fix practically any pipe, faucet, or drain imaginable. I'm not about to let someone who is so spectacular at their job go just because you're getting insecure about whether I'm shoving it into HIS pipes when you're not around."
Can you explain this to me in layman’s terms?
@@itsmealaska9089 It's a question with a double meaning, and a little underhanded. His main goal of asking the question was that he wants advice on Cuddy.
But House intentionally makes the analogy about a handyman (a male) instead of any female to casually imply Wilson's been banging dudes on the side.
A normal question would've been if House used any female professional (eg. cleaning maid) instead of handyman.
Hope that made sense :-)
@@sergeantassassin3425 im late to the party but your response is so underappreciated. And it is absolutely true and correct.
@@alyssaheller7860 So you think Cuddy is being unreasonable?
When he gave the guy a fucking response card lmfao
2:39 Wilson sounds like Chandler Bing
Neena Borril NICE!
I was wondering where i have seen this before
Lol, "Do go on" I totally hear Chandler!! 😂❤️
YES
LOL - nice catch! So he does! Now I can't unhear Chandler when Wilson speaks.
The writer for this show was BRILLIANT!
love how Cuddy always ends up being the butt of House's best jokes :D:D:D
Cuddy bangin'
As a massage therapist...this is hilarious
they sexualize it so much
House is the man after everything he still wins the argument.
I really do think they're perfect for each other
Wilson is the best part of this video lmao
1) Dude never made the claim of being a Masseur.
2) Cuddy was in when he made the claim of having 'magic fingers'.
4 hours later, still watching these
Hugh's acting skills are great. No accent, and he plays the part so well. That's good acting.
Now it's more of a sad ending.... Because of you! 🤣🤣
The Felipe scene is pure gold
"And now it's more of a sad ending".. "because of you!!" 🤣
“Now it’s more of a sad ending… Cause of you! 😄” 🤣🤣
"Because of you! " hilarious
Jesus, Wilson's kitchen is amazing
Dr Cuddy is such a HAWT-E and smart as a whip, perfection!
yep, smoking hot.
"It was a massage plus happy ending sort of thing. Now it's more of a sad ending. Because of you! 😊"
oh my god
I love this episode I must watched it 4 times from different youtube channels
What is that masseur?
A massage therapist oh not long!!! Hahaha You gotta love this show
It used to be a massage with a Happy ending, now it's more of a sad ending... cause of you! :D
I said "That's an argument" at the EXACT same time as House, without ever having seen this show!!!
I want Philippe on every episode. I would watch whatever show he was a regular cast member on.
n00bdecimator98 is a pro player.
My boi, House, using Math theories at 2:02 to prove his point!
*Walks in with a sense of purpose*
"I am.. Felipe."
Cuddy: *exists*
Me: *Search & Destroy, DEFEND THE OBJECTIVE*
Just love cuddy 🤣
I love the fact the game House is playing is the game that was shown in a previous episode when a game maker was sick.
"you're the rosa park of hooker massages"
thank you authors for so many lines like that :'D
House is such a mood
"that's an argument"
cuddy once gave me happy ending massage
HIS IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW...
So many hilarious quotable moments in just 7mins
2:29 anyone else notice that's not really an upper cabinet?
I think it's more of an artistic affectation, and an extractor hood for the cooker. You can waste space when you're wealthy and your place is huge.
Now it's more of a sad ending... because of you!
I can't keep watching these little tid bits. It's too frustrating. I get really wrapped up in the story, then it ends ! I'm gonna have to buy the episodes .
I have the skull shirt house is wearing when talking to cuddy in the clinic.
House and Cuddy forevermore❤️
Sorry to break it to ya but not exactly...
House’s choice of clothing…pure class…
Here’s to another episode of “where quarantine has led me”
“Because of you” LMFAO
Art
"Because of you! :D"
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... ,😮
this is great in every way.
"Now it's more of a sad ending. Cause of you!" LMAO
Which you clearly misundertood based on how quickly you agreed
I have. Great fingers.
“I am Felipe.” With the accent on the “am.” You can already see that he’s great.
I love how his so logical
I wanted House and Cuddy to work out so badly!!! =(
It probably would have if they were two real people in real life. The writers needed to keep up the rating, didn't want to take a chance, blew up the whole thing with silly-to-crazy plots like everybody-get-cancer in their 40s theme, etc. Then they cut Cuddy's character salary but didn't cut House's character salary, which force an exit of a Cuddy's character out (a character that made the show more interesting and one that captured majority of female audieunces.)
"I won't see you, untill you stop seeing her."
Seriously?
I'd get someone else to sooth my leg pain, but I would make it clear to my girlfriend that Im doing it only to keep her happy, not because she is right.
Looks so comfortable
Dat thirdperson monolog 3:44 “I AM Felipe”