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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @CarouselofStars
    @CarouselofStars 11 дней назад +216

    The ancient Egyptians believed that creating any depiction of a real person would trap a part of their soul in it forever, so when they made representations of specific people they wouldn’t finish them until after the person’s death. Typically this was done by leaving one of the eyes unpainted, or at least unfinished.
    By this logic, if you fuck up the eyes on a drawing bad enough, you won’t have to worry about it coming to life. Problem solved.

    • @matildarose
      @matildarose 11 дней назад +10

      ...... so the only thing standing between me and world domination is my need to be a perfectionist.
      That, or we just have drawings that look decent until they come across a mirror.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 10 дней назад +6

      You can depict anyone as anything. You can trap someone's entire soul by making them a random squiggle and drawing that same squiggle 100 times.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 10 дней назад +3

      Well then it's a good thing I hardly ever finish anything I draw.

    • @tobiasneethling8871
      @tobiasneethling8871 10 дней назад +2

      me remembering the painting named Saturn devouring his son exists and am now glad paintings don't come to life.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 9 дней назад +1

      @@tobiasneethling8871 I thought the same thing

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 10 дней назад +22

    5:06
    Optimists: The lobster is happy.
    Pessimists: The lobster is sad.
    Realists: That is a crab.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 7 дней назад +1

      Also:
      Lobsters: haha dumb humans think that crab is a lobster!
      Crabs: Dammit these stupid humans really think that's a lobster? That's obviously a crab, can we at least get recognized?

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 11 дней назад +51

    3:55 Welp, I don't know which is better: this, or my dad sending a letter form a camp to my grandparents that ends mid sentence (my dad forgot to finish writing it and send it)... Apparently my grandpa got scared when he read it for the first time (later my grandma reminded him that my dad is definitely alive, bc he had sent it...)

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 10 дней назад +6

      Imagine you die writing a letter and the person who finds you just mails it to your parents unfinished and without a explanation 😆😆😆

  • @charityquill4965
    @charityquill4965 11 дней назад +32

    Chalk Zone had a villain with that premise, Skrawl was a weird doodle that was made by a bunch of the kids adding whatever on top of Rudy's original sketch, and he blames Rudy for his misshapen appearance.

  • @caspermadlener4191
    @caspermadlener4191 11 дней назад +44

    For anyone wondering what the 3×9=27 is supposed to mean:
    If you have ten fingers, and remove the third one, it really hurts.

  • @DuckIingamer2O
    @DuckIingamer2O 11 дней назад +254

    don’t let these facts distract you from the fact Mr krabs sold SpongeBobs soul for a few cents

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 11 дней назад +19

      62 cents to be exact

    • @Thememecreator
      @Thememecreator 11 дней назад +4

      Yeah, that was despicable😡

    • @DeclanOleary-z9k
      @DeclanOleary-z9k 11 дней назад +1

      @@Thememecreatordespicable me

    • @SonotmickeY3626
      @SonotmickeY3626 10 дней назад +1

      LMAOO under this video theres another with spongebob in the thumbnail(whether it’s important or not,hes holding a gun)

    • @OddFrog125
      @OddFrog125 10 дней назад +2

      Krabs: “how much money we talking about?”
      SpongeBob: “Mr. Krabs?!?!”
      Dutchman: “sixty two cents”
      Krabs:”I’ll take the money”

  • @bird_b0nezz
    @bird_b0nezz 11 дней назад +108

    fun fact, you can actually test if someone is happy or not by smacking them in the teeth.
    at one point i was so depressed, when i got hit in the mouth, nearly breaking my front teeth, with a frisbee, i just silently started crying, to exhausted to even make noise.

  • @thoughtsofanobody
    @thoughtsofanobody 10 дней назад +5

    7:32 I love the traveling paintings idea. Like hanging out in the museum is their day job and they go on vacation, BUT what if they don’t come back? “Loss Prevention” are now bounty hunters because Lisa was supposed to be back 3 weeks ago! I would 100% watch a movie or like a mini series about this.

  • @pokemonsuper9
    @pokemonsuper9 11 дней назад +31

    9:39 how on earth did "Swindon" get turned into "Swingdon" (btw the "magic roundabout" concept actually seriously works)

    • @SohnoJam
      @SohnoJam 10 дней назад +2

      Confusing when you first encounter it, but really magic once people get used to it. Traffic engineering is amazing. lmao

  • @miraculouslymary2947
    @miraculouslymary2947 11 дней назад +20

    7:00 bro is just talking about The Art of Murder

  • @andreylapshin4093
    @andreylapshin4093 10 дней назад +7

    10:25
    -"What's 9 times 3?"
    "Vennyone"-
    -"You stoopid!"

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova 11 дней назад +8

    That cutting board is funny. I once scored a really neat one on sale that has a cow on it and all its different cuts engraved on it. I think I liked it more than my mom did. And she adores wooden kitchen items expecially cutting boards.

  • @SpookyNerd13
    @SpookyNerd13 11 дней назад +10

    The Magic Roundabout is the WORST. I live kinda near it, driven in Swindon countless times over the years, but only gone on the magic roundabout twice. I avoid it when possible

  • @jkolbly1
    @jkolbly1 11 дней назад +12

    6:45 There is an anime with a similar premise. Re:creators is its name.
    11:55 Did someone write the narrative for the 4 year olds drawing at their request, or come up with their own after seeing the drawing? If it was the 4 year old who wrote it, they have amazing handwriting.

  • @RandomCronch
    @RandomCronch 11 дней назад +6

    7:17, actually this does exist! Sort of, its called the art of murder. The pilot is on RUclips for free.

  • @FliteZoneRC
    @FliteZoneRC 11 дней назад +8

    5:25 def a crab

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 11 дней назад +9

    Jack Singing Bits
    9:07 Back Shot Pro

  • @Rubyfir3
    @Rubyfir3 10 дней назад +9

    5:20: Yep, it's a crab. Lobsters are more elongated.

  • @klikkolee
    @klikkolee 9 дней назад

    0:22
    The truck's trailer has bulk cargo -- something like powders, grains, coffee beans, etc. They're tipping the trailer to pour the cargo out the back. They make the tipping machine long enough to leave the truck attached, to skip disconnecting and reconnecting.

  • @crazybark101
    @crazybark101 11 дней назад +6

    Definitely 100% crab. Lobsters are elongated while crabs are short and stoutly. I should know used to have a pet mud crab I’d make fun of as a child then run away as soon as it raised its pincers

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova 11 дней назад +4

    Easyjet I believe ran an ad in italy where they had portraits come to life. Basically like the Monnalisa photo and other famous paintings like the girl with the pearl earring one. So it has been done.

  • @flixheff
    @flixheff 11 дней назад +10

    1:34 THATS WINCO!!! i went there about 10 minutes ago. must be a printing error

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 11 дней назад +11

    8:08 former Pennsylvanian here! The people running that state absolutely ARE that stupid as to accidentally make that. Do not underestimate the how dumb the Keystone State can be.

  • @rennocsrednalf1763
    @rennocsrednalf1763 10 дней назад +4

    7:27 Good news, someone did... the RUclips chanal "Choc Chip Animation Studios" with their series "THE ART OF MURDER"
    Note this is not a sponsor nor do I have any association with these people. I simply like what they created and thought it relevant to mention it here...

    • @ravynnightshade3484
      @ravynnightshade3484 10 дней назад

      Nice was just about to comment about TAOM I really hope it gets more development and can be made a full series!

  • @AvaMiller-o1x
    @AvaMiller-o1x 11 дней назад +21

    You’ve mastered how to keep it fresh!

  • @leerylapine3728
    @leerylapine3728 11 дней назад +7

    10:45 they spray paint the walls, you think they'd spend the time hand painting it?

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 10 дней назад +3

    Honestly, the Swingdon roundabout kinda reminds me of spiderwebs after you give them caffeine. Yes, scientists gave spiders dr*gs to see what would happen, and the results are whack.
    10:40 Paint was sprayed on; that's how you get the bug-in-amber effect with paint like that.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 11 дней назад +3

    7:07 I don't throw my sketchs in the trash. I put them in my paper shredder and use them as kindling.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 10 дней назад +1

    If paintings came to life, Cronos would finish eating his son and then move on to the museum audience.

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 10 дней назад +1

    10:41 The man has never heard of spray paint

  • @petergriffin-v9j
    @petergriffin-v9j 11 дней назад +147

    Please don't use me on your thumbnails

    • @Melby185
      @Melby185 11 дней назад +24

      This was worse than the time I was on a reddit compilation video

    • @CastellaTheMagician
      @CastellaTheMagician 10 дней назад +3

      Rip (for the 27th time this week)

    • @CharlieWest-ke2cu
      @CharlieWest-ke2cu 10 дней назад +2

      This is worse than when Meg was going through her period!

    • @Asim_mangi
      @Asim_mangi 10 дней назад +7

      As part of emkays thumbnail team,
      We understand your concern peter Griffin we wil stop using your likeness in our thumbnails
      - Jim, main thumbnail artist

    • @Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent
      @Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent 9 дней назад

      This got me hard🤣
      Edit: got me laughing hard, not sexually

  • @jimnicholls2911
    @jimnicholls2911 11 дней назад +3

    9:25 When a City Skylines moder gets their dream job.

  • @Shadeamous
    @Shadeamous 10 дней назад +4

    1:39 damn im not a smoker but those look like cigarette boxes

  • @armas_ectos
    @armas_ectos 11 дней назад +4

    5:07 All things evolve to crabs, so yeah. it's a crab

    • @EIiM0nz
      @EIiM0nz 10 дней назад +1

      We’ll be crabs one day……

  • @A_WildPotato
    @A_WildPotato 11 дней назад +8

    3:13 temu be selling anything these days

  • @AnthonyMontelongo-l7z
    @AnthonyMontelongo-l7z 11 дней назад +5

    5:01 it is a prop knife that retracts hope this helps!

  • @ShadowCrestCreations
    @ShadowCrestCreations 7 дней назад

    Good news, Jack and everyone who wants a show about paintings coming to life. Recently, an independent Australian animation company released the pilot to: The Art of Murder which is about a child's drawings that come to life and solve a mystery. It's only youtube.

  • @emilybaker3703
    @emilybaker3703 11 дней назад +5

    5:30 It's a Crabster! muhahaha. 😅

  • @captainsavvy07
    @captainsavvy07 11 дней назад +14

    As someone who uses the magic roundabout daily, it's genius. It's not complicated at all if you understand the basic principles of how roundabouts work.

    • @SpookyNerd13
      @SpookyNerd13 11 дней назад +2

      It is, I was taught to drive by my dad and he took me on it, and said to just treat each mini roundabout as its own. It's great when you look at that way, but it's so overwhelming as well so I just avoid it now. I can cross it, but I'd rather not. I think the giant circle in the middle makes it look a lot scarier from above, but yeah it's just 5 mini roundabouts

    • @spacesandwich5593
      @spacesandwich5593 10 дней назад +2

      It lools like it has no exit

    • @SpookyNerd13
      @SpookyNerd13 10 дней назад +1

      @@spacesandwich5593 it's like a puzzle, if you don't get the right exit you just keep going round and round

  • @puddlesock5519
    @puddlesock5519 11 дней назад +17

    someone tell jack about the art of murder

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 11 дней назад

      This is the comment I was looking for.

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 11 дней назад +3

      I haven’t finished the video yet and can’t tell if you mean a media _called_ The Art of Murder or if you mean the actual thing

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 11 дней назад

      @Artificer_ a recent animated series on RUclips about a childe sketches coming to life.

    • @OgLuckyLiar
      @OgLuckyLiar 10 дней назад

      That's what I was thinking!

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 7 дней назад +1

      I have the Raymond Chandler novel on my nightstand, but it's called The Simple Art of Murder, and the movie The Big Sleep is based off a story in that book.
      So it's definitely not about paintings! But still a good book and movie, also Murder My Sweet is based off a different in that book as well.

  • @mrrfyW
    @mrrfyW 10 дней назад +1

    Some of these don’t feel r/Funny, but they feel r/oddlyterrifying

  • @grncookie1825
    @grncookie1825 10 дней назад +5

    7:44 that 8 is upside down :(

  • @Txgood2
    @Txgood2 10 дней назад +1

    1:20 the worst case scenario is just that she has to tie her hair back when driving.

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 9 дней назад

    2:39 this is literally my cat every work morning.

  • @Maypril1894
    @Maypril1894 11 дней назад +1

    The magic roundabout is giving me anxiety from just looking at it.

  • @kaibaiarrio1299
    @kaibaiarrio1299 11 дней назад +6

    2:17 SQUIRMY AND GRUBS??

    • @EmilySuydam
      @EmilySuydam 10 дней назад

      I wasn't expecting to see them! I love their content

  • @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh
    @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh 11 дней назад +19

    You just get how to make good content!

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 11 дней назад +2

    "9 Times 3 Equals 21"
    Jack, are you OK?

  • @danielsain7860
    @danielsain7860 11 дней назад +3

    lol “9x3, definitely 21”

  • @mathieupoulin5012
    @mathieupoulin5012 10 дней назад +1

    Happy birb-bday to Damien!

  • @Cuddly-Cactus
    @Cuddly-Cactus 7 дней назад

    10:49 - They used a paint sprayer, not a can of spray paint, just Google it Jack, you'll see it. 🤣

  • @SailorYuki
    @SailorYuki 10 дней назад

    Fun fact: I played the Mona Lisa painting that did come alive in a school play. I don't remember what the point of it was but I was having an argument with van Gogh's self portrait. It was basically just random scenes depicting the history of mankind.

  • @mrb1248
    @mrb1248 10 дней назад

    Bro I got so mad. I actually almost had a heart attack at 4:12 That surround sound was too good

  • @derpsen795
    @derpsen795 11 дней назад +5

    Funny acquired

  • @Ahsad-Afghan
    @Ahsad-Afghan 10 дней назад

    1:25 Yeah, topless Wranglers tend to have funny wind patterns inside the vehicle, they'll cause some odd situations,

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 11 дней назад +2

    5:30 it was a lobster when they bought it but eventually everything returns to crab.

  • @xerofelix7090
    @xerofelix7090 9 дней назад

    1:34 Lily's sells sugary free chocolates and gummies. These are their Cookies and Crème White Chocolate Bars.
    They're really good, and sweetened with stevia. But their chocolate can get really expensive. I usually pay $6-$7 a bar.
    Honestly, $1.99 is a *steal!*

  • @drachenzerg
    @drachenzerg 11 дней назад +7

    0:14 my school life in a nutshell

  • @Milo-hp9fw
    @Milo-hp9fw 10 дней назад +1

    7:48 In Pennsylvania, there are towns called "Blue balls" and "Intercourse". EVERYTHING is intentional

  • @bethanyboarder7751
    @bethanyboarder7751 11 дней назад +4

    5:39 who else thought of SML when they saw this post?

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 11 дней назад +1

    5:16 well it actually *might* be a lobster. Many “crabs” are actually lobsters due to carcinization, the process of lobsters evolving to be shaped like crabs

  • @autistictreasures72
    @autistictreasures72 10 дней назад +3

    Doodlebob…. You are speaking of Doodlebob 7:12

  • @Yunothesleepyraccoon
    @Yunothesleepyraccoon 11 дней назад +7

    6:40 you mean "night of the museum"?

  • @furryloser3
    @furryloser3 10 дней назад +1

    4:41 the tape is because someone stole the knife

  • @joshbuilds
    @joshbuilds 10 дней назад

    0:20 that is one way to unload trucks. Though I couldn't tell you what they would have been transporting since it looks like a container.
    You see them use this method in grain or waste (such as landfill or a tipshop) I dont know the pros and cons but it exist. I believe the next town over from me use this method for their landfill our landfill just let's the truck tip on their own

  • @DaRusselHobbs
    @DaRusselHobbs 11 дней назад +2

    How dare RUclips hide this from me for 1 hour

  • @froiard
    @froiard 10 дней назад

    7:00 Ah yes, i would love to see "Saturn devouring his son" while i walk in a forest.

  • @isahgirl6364
    @isahgirl6364 11 дней назад +5

    1:11 the laser beam scared the living shit out of me 😭😭😭

  • @GermanFFreddy
    @GermanFFreddy 11 дней назад +5

    5:15 no. The lobster is dead. Crabs and lobsters turn red only when boiled. So Larry here was boiled and killed.

    • @lifeaccordingtomax
      @lifeaccordingtomax 11 дней назад

      So is it a crab?

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 10 дней назад

      They turn bright red after boiling but there definitely are less red ones before boiling

    • @GermanFFreddy
      @GermanFFreddy 10 дней назад +1

      @@ik-hou-van-jou4900 yeah, but this one is as red as an Irishman who fell asleep on the beach without sunscreen. In other words, unnaturally red.

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 9 дней назад

      @@GermanFFreddy haha true

  • @KUwUpa
    @KUwUpa 3 дня назад

    7:30 May I suggest The Art of Murder? It's basically art coming to life and discussing the posibility of art being able to be killed. Only the Pilot is out now but the animation is really good.

  • @riderstrano783
    @riderstrano783 5 дней назад

    3:48 he’ll be happy to know that his camp is now a housing development

  • @Lukeanator91
    @Lukeanator91 11 дней назад +1

    Yooo why dude looking like baby Voldemort @2:22?!? 🤣🤣💀

    • @EmilySuydam
      @EmilySuydam 10 дней назад

      Spinal Muscular Atrophy

    • @Lukeanator91
      @Lukeanator91 10 дней назад

      @EmilySuydam ahh shit.. 🤦

  • @jenniferhart559
    @jenniferhart559 11 дней назад +3

    8:00 is a legit neighborhood in Broomall PA 😂

    • @Dimpo4
      @Dimpo4 11 дней назад +2

      I had to look it up on maps to believe it. Yup it's real. That's freaking hilarious.

  • @lewistrundell
    @lewistrundell 10 дней назад

    Swindon magic roundabout is very simple and reduces congestion

  • @a950
    @a950 10 дней назад

    Lmao. Swingdon - made me cackle. Learnt to drive there, it’s Swindon

  • @nooneinparticular7467
    @nooneinparticular7467 8 дней назад

    11:23. Nah, they just hired Optimus Prime to watch the dog.

  • @ericwilliams1659
    @ericwilliams1659 11 дней назад

    Art becomes alive. Deviant art says hold my beer.

  • @PenneySounds
    @PenneySounds 9 дней назад

    Doctor Who already did the drawings coming to life thing. And a spinoff specifically did the Mona Lisa coming to life.

  • @Angua-tu3ot
    @Angua-tu3ot 11 дней назад

    Definitely a crab, in my opinion. Love you Jack💜!

  • @Cuddly-Cactus
    @Cuddly-Cactus 7 дней назад

    Also, Jack check out the movie Three Cases of Murder.
    Spoiler alert: the first story is of a guy that comes out of a painting that's on display in a museum.
    (It's a good movie check it out if you like old classic films, it was released in 1955, and Orson Welles stars in it!)

  • @BenDoherty-ir2rt
    @BenDoherty-ir2rt 11 дней назад +6

    I used to own the cat piano on the thumbnail lol

  • @EIiM0nz
    @EIiM0nz 10 дней назад

    12:26 and that’s how camouflage works, folks

  • @Kidgamer-xl9cr
    @Kidgamer-xl9cr 11 дней назад +4

    how long y'all bet it took him to do this? (0:30)

  • @duskCollider
    @duskCollider 7 дней назад

    6:40 that's somewhat a thing actually, there's a russian animated series called The Adventures of BB Square (or just Black Square in original russian).
    basically it's about Malevich's "Black Square" coming to life, it's a pretty funny series actually. not spoiling too much, the entire series can be watched here on RUclips so come and see for yourself if you'd like :)

  • @StilltheAp0llyon
    @StilltheAp0llyon 7 дней назад

    7:49 I didn't believe it was real. I was happily disappointed.

  • @A_WildPotato
    @A_WildPotato 11 дней назад +2

    3:32 omg what I tell myself everyday

  • @francoislacombe9071
    @francoislacombe9071 10 дней назад

    10:40 That wall was obviously spray painted, and not painted with a brush or a roller. That, or it's the toughest damn spider I ever saw.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 10 дней назад

    Happy birthday, Damien!
    Day 294 of guessing the editor.
    0:13 Greg Zhao.
    Day 20 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).

  • @raspyrazzy
    @raspyrazzy 11 дней назад +1

    1:25
    heyyy it's a jeep and based off the door and dash it looks like a TJ 1997-2006 I hope she got the 4.0 with the 5 speed (or 6 depending on the year) really good car and really reliable

  • @rollorax
    @rollorax 10 дней назад

    There is indeed a study teaching dogs to drive,it supposedly works quite well

  • @Vostrothetoaster
    @Vostrothetoaster 10 дней назад

    Someone already made a pilot of the concept of drawings coming to life, it's called The Art Of Murder.

  • @CanisMythson
    @CanisMythson 11 дней назад +3

    6:54 I hate to break this to you, but this exists. It's called 'Harry Potter'.

    • @voizeguy
      @voizeguy 9 дней назад

      And Nights at the Museum 2

    • @Shibanu_
      @Shibanu_ 7 дней назад

      I hate to break it to you, but Harry Potter isn't real.

  • @JasperStevens-b7r
    @JasperStevens-b7r 9 дней назад

    10:51 spray paint, genius

  • @brandonmack111
    @brandonmack111 10 дней назад +1

    They didn't paint that wall with a brush or roller. They sprayed it on.

  • @mr.witherhmc9304
    @mr.witherhmc9304 10 дней назад

    That show Jack wanted, there's something similar to it, the art of murder, currently a indie pilot on RUclips about a young girls character drawings coming to life at night

  • @ianhowick
    @ianhowick 10 дней назад

    @9:00 oh nah, i'm takin the whole bucket.

  • @Goofygoober584
    @Goofygoober584 10 дней назад

    6:37 that face is unsettling (and yes it is AI look at the hands)

  • @thesomewhatyou
    @thesomewhatyou 11 дней назад +2

    Not Peter Shitten 😭

  • @acatnamedtaz2167
    @acatnamedtaz2167 10 дней назад

    Drawings coming to life, isn't that why we have cartoons and anime?

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 10 дней назад

    3:56 Now all of China will know you're here!
    The fog: Nuh-uh!