Was Trump’s inauguration predicted by Achmed The Dead Terrorist? |Unhinged In Hollywood|JEFF DUNHAM”

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2017
  • In my 2015 comedy special “Unhinged in Hollywood”, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and I discuss Donald Trump’s path to the White House and Achmed’s new career as a cyber terrorist. Coincidence? I think not!
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Комментарии • 526

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +861

    "SILENCE!!! I DELETE YOU!!!"
    "How do you delete someone?"
    "First, you must Highlight then backspace"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juphouse1965
      @juphouse1965 5 лет назад +7

      a kid from mason ohio is make u feel uncorable innocent and nasty disgusing hater in treaten

    • @brioche_productions1464
      @brioche_productions1464 4 года назад +5

      He took lessons from Monika XD

    • @gabsinvermont9233
      @gabsinvermont9233 4 года назад +2

      ahuh lmao

    • @commanderx995
      @commanderx995 4 года назад +2

      @@brioche_productions1464 That would be possible, but that is why we always gotta be prepared with a Vulcan Minigun

    • @rontorrisi4529
      @rontorrisi4529 4 года назад +2

      @@juphouse1965 um what?

  • @beverlydaniels-reeves729
    @beverlydaniels-reeves729 4 года назад +157

    Achmeds eyeballs and eyebrows make him so funny...half the time I think he's real!!😁 Silence..I delete you is genius!!!😁

    • @olderandwiser5916
      @olderandwiser5916 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣 I'm totally with you on the eyebrows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YaniMuhammad90
      @YaniMuhammad90 Год назад +2

      No no achmed..
      Acccchh achhhmed

  • @allanmoral3867
    @allanmoral3867 Год назад +20

    Achmed is to me the funniest buddy of Jeff. He is pure fun despite him being all bones. So humerus!

  • @chatajino5817
    @chatajino5817 5 лет назад +157

    I can't stop watching Achmed and it's almost 3am. Jezzzz. 🤣🤣
    Edit: Thanks for the likes and comments. 💜

  • @deedardeen1330
    @deedardeen1330 9 месяцев назад +2

    Peanut is my favorite! He totally cracks me up. So does Achmed and Walter.😂

  • @gryphonshire
    @gryphonshire 7 лет назад +53

    I love Achmed so much my Sister gave me an Achmed "talking bobble-head" for my birthday last year. I've already worn out one battery pushing the little button to hear him talk. Wish I could "update" its vocabulary to include "SILENCE! I Delete You!"

    • @NoDontLikeIt
      @NoDontLikeIt 4 года назад +7

      I have the Peanut one. My mom got it for me. Lol. But my best friend’s four year old son broke it because he only liked the “Jeff-fa-fa dun-ham dot com” sound.😂

    • @dkf315
      @dkf315 Год назад +1

      😅

  • @BloodRedKat
    @BloodRedKat 6 лет назад +142

    Sooo...
    I'm eating dinner whilst watching this...
    it is literally rice and meatballs...
    Then I hear..
    "It's a matching set! In the original wrapping!"
    I choked on my meatballs a little.

    • @deborahhudson6991
      @deborahhudson6991 5 лет назад +2

      Why u chocking on balls😂😂😂😂

    • @SCR4TCHK4T
      @SCR4TCHK4T 5 лет назад +6

      The irony is strong with this one

    • @ericrodden6384
      @ericrodden6384 4 года назад +2

      A little too meaty for my taste if you know what i mean

  • @lindaray-rodney5626
    @lindaray-rodney5626 7 лет назад +299

    It was a mistake watching this with a kidney stone, lolol im hurting so much worse, thanks a lot Jeff 😂

    • @crazyyanderegamer9669
      @crazyyanderegamer9669 7 лет назад +22

      Linda Ray-Rodney I hope the kidney stone gets better and you get better.. hopeful you get the treatment you need...you need it.

    • @goaway-tc7lb
      @goaway-tc7lb 7 лет назад +10

      lol fuck that I hope you piss out a glass shard the size of the burj khalifa.

    • @thornmallow1
      @thornmallow1 7 лет назад +12

      Everybody must get stoned!

    • @user-mg7rv3by5k
      @user-mg7rv3by5k 5 лет назад +6

      Linda Ray-Rodney omg I hope ur fine now tho

    • @kountryedge
      @kountryedge 4 года назад +2

      Did you keep your stones?

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 года назад +35

    "SILENCE!! I DELETE YOU!!!"
    ~Achmed 2017

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +169

    "Bye bye Balls" 😂😂😂

  • @MrJlee93
    @MrJlee93 7 лет назад +50

    being a cyberterrorist takes balls. NOT REAL ONES, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!

  • @CliftonPhotographer
    @CliftonPhotographer 7 лет назад +74

    Funny stuff! "Balls don't bounce." Loved that bit!

  • @floweryfemme
    @floweryfemme 7 лет назад +13

    I forgot how much I loved this guy!

  • @coldwater7919
    @coldwater7919 3 года назад +1

    "Bye Bye Balls"🤣🤣🤣

  • @cerysjames114
    @cerysjames114 7 лет назад +36

    OMG!!!! I died over and over at This!! can't stop laughing!!

  • @southernfriedhippie
    @southernfriedhippie 7 лет назад +50

    Jeff, your a sick, sick man..........carry on.

    • @penelopekessell4154
      @penelopekessell4154 7 лет назад +16

      *You're.
      Thank me later.

    • @southernfriedhippie
      @southernfriedhippie 7 лет назад +3

      +Mangle you're right.

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop 6 лет назад +1

      +mangle are you from PSS or ICS? anyway humour is how we'll destroy ISIS and all religious nonsense.. keep 'm comin' !

  • @toyotabrony
    @toyotabrony 7 лет назад +248

    Jeff Dunham is one hilarious bastard... my favorite part is that when uses his cellphone during re-fuel his car with gas, he's like "Can u hear me now BOOM!!!! At first I thought it when over my minutes.
    Jeff: I'm sorry to hear that.
    Achmed: It's ok I took that Verizon bastard with me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Raptor_845
      @Raptor_845 7 лет назад +4

      victor galvan2 where is that part at

    • @knack6554
      @knack6554 7 лет назад +10

      It was the first time achmed was in one of his shows. It was like his second special or something like that. Its one of the ones on netflix

    • @oliivagroft5975
      @oliivagroft5975 7 лет назад +2

      victor galvan2 how does that work there?

    • @toyotabrony
      @toyotabrony 7 лет назад +5

      Oliiva Croft When u fill up ur car with gas at the gas stations ⛽️, and and u start using ur cellphone. At the same time the gasoline ignites immediately if the cellphone gets extremely close to each other.
      So when u guys start re-fueling ur car, please do not use cellphone out at all.

    • @caboose2163
      @caboose2163 7 лет назад +13

      Achmed's wife, "Where's our son?"
      Achmed: "Over there, over there, and up there."

  • @emilyrotenberry7313
    @emilyrotenberry7313 7 лет назад +39

    Haha. This is so funny. Lol. I love it. When I have a day or wherever where I'm sad or mad I watch Jeff Dunham and he makes me feel better.

  • @crimson9172
    @crimson9172 7 лет назад +40

    "balls don't bounce"
    ~ Achmed 2k17

  • @mahi98goodguy
    @mahi98goodguy 3 года назад +10

    sometimes i keep forgetting achmed is just a puppet

  • @allan7812
    @allan7812 4 года назад +4

    Salvation Army I got something good for you laughed my ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +749

    "Silence, I delete you!"
    -Hillary 2016

    • @maristime1524
      @maristime1524 6 лет назад +3

      Subject Delta no monika

    • @xavierquintero7846
      @xavierquintero7846 5 лет назад +7

      Subject Delta DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!! - Matt Hardy

    • @worfoz
      @worfoz 5 лет назад +6

      Achmed would say:
      I dialeeeet you
      I means (caps lock)
      SILENCE HILLARIOUS BITCH
      ORRRRRRRRRR
      I WHEEEELL
      DIAL LEEEEEEEETH YOU

    • @Chaille76
      @Chaille76 5 лет назад +3

      You win!

    • @georgecachules6137
      @georgecachules6137 5 лет назад +1

      Moo . b,

  • @meryltrue8773
    @meryltrue8773 7 лет назад +18

    The Ball Fairy??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Oh my God!! I died!

  • @johncampbell6382
    @johncampbell6382 3 года назад +7

    Never gets old 😂👍

  • @crapcbm
    @crapcbm 4 года назад +11

    that is the best ever, you can watch it all again and again
    achmed is his best charatcer

  • @ernestlemmingway1124
    @ernestlemmingway1124 2 года назад +2

    "Bye-bye balls."
    That line makes me laugh so hard. It also reminds me of young Plucky from _Tiny Toons._

  • @4thWallBreaker
    @4thWallBreaker 4 года назад +11

    “How do you delete someone?”
    Me: eXtErMiNaTe

  • @kapentart817
    @kapentart817 11 месяцев назад +1

    Balls don't bounce... Here they are 😂😂😂🤣

  • @greatsageclok-roo9013
    @greatsageclok-roo9013 4 года назад +5

    2:24 Was I the only one that was half-expecting him to say "I *DELETED!* you!"
    ...
    I've been around Strong Bad for too long.

  • @ursa_margo
    @ursa_margo 4 года назад +1

    Balls don't bounce! XD

  • @christinab.2864
    @christinab.2864 7 лет назад +6

    Achmed biggest enemy now, Siri (Apple) lol. Voice Control is a bitch

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +31

    Archmed: I asked her for the nearest boobie traps and she said "I found a number of Hooters near you" 😂😂😂

  • @user-xv3tr8di9o
    @user-xv3tr8di9o 6 лет назад +5

    it still amazes me how u can maintain achmed's personality while being u..its mindblowing!

  • @robertsimon2885
    @robertsimon2885 5 лет назад +53

    As serious (and utterly repulsive) politics is, only Mr. Dunham can make political comedy work.

  • @pattyjost2107
    @pattyjost2107 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 he cracks me up I'm laughing so hard

  • @kimberlym-w9926
    @kimberlym-w9926 4 года назад +1

    Achmed is too funny! ❤️👍🏻😁🤣😂😅

  • @ryleyngiraremiang5096
    @ryleyngiraremiang5096 5 лет назад +4

    "Dude you don't just throw away your own nuts"😂😂😂
    -achmed

  • @mildredmarshall4460
    @mildredmarshall4460 7 лет назад +16

    Coincidence? I think not!......now that's funny

  • @beverlydaniels-reeves729
    @beverlydaniels-reeves729 3 года назад +1

    This was so funny...omg!
    Cant stop laughing!!
    My side hurts!! Lolololol😀

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 7 лет назад +23

    Oh achmed you always make me laugh

  • @curraheewolf
    @curraheewolf 4 года назад +8

    In reference to the suicide hotline, I thought he was going to say, "Do you know how to drive a car?".

  • @TaseenSaqeeb
    @TaseenSaqeeb 5 лет назад +2

    The last joke 🤣🤣😂 Killed me.

  • @hennynagy6160
    @hennynagy6160 3 года назад +1

    First I thought Achmed should go with the Daleks, now I think Achmed should team up with the Cybermen from Dr. Who.

  • @MichaelDornelas
    @MichaelDornelas 7 лет назад +21

    I love Achmed!

    • @bellevie8482
      @bellevie8482 4 года назад +1

      Everyone loves Achmed. 😂

  • @truthhonestly9196
    @truthhonestly9196 5 лет назад +4

    Lmao 😂 This guy is a legend Silence I delete you

  • @midnightwolf5355
    @midnightwolf5355 3 года назад +1

    I literally chocked on my water. now my throat hurts.😂😂😂

  • @misty5979
    @misty5979 3 года назад +1

    Love your shows and all the characters........your Awesome! Love to see you live!

  • @dominiccampbell181
    @dominiccampbell181 6 лет назад +8

    "SILENCE! I delete you!"
    I wonder if Matt Hardy has seen this.

  • @markwnongsiej6570
    @markwnongsiej6570 3 года назад +1

    "Bai Bai balls" I lost it there

  • @beverlydaniels-reeves729
    @beverlydaniels-reeves729 4 года назад +3

    " Dont forget to like me on Facebook "...Lololol😁

  • @striped_sponge7187
    @striped_sponge7187 7 лет назад +54

    I hope I get something from the ball fairy.

    • @91PHS10
      @91PHS10 7 лет назад +5

      +Themissing Shortbuspassenger
      did you not see the video
      Achmed mentions it
      -_- pay attention

  • @christinemariephillips424
    @christinemariephillips424 7 лет назад +19

    Ha Ha That was Funny I Like Jeff Dunham & his Videos He is Funny

  • @shannonmoats4711
    @shannonmoats4711 3 года назад +1

    Idc I love everything Jeff does he's amazing

  • @kingbeast777
    @kingbeast777 7 лет назад +7

    This guy's is amazing Lol

  • @terryrussel523
    @terryrussel523 7 лет назад +18

    Once again the Jeff fafa hits a home run !

  • @LauraS_1194
    @LauraS_1194 7 лет назад +8

    Loves it! Hahaha!😅😂

  • @christopherchuauhang4829
    @christopherchuauhang4829 5 лет назад +1

    No, no, go ahead. You're good. LMAO

  • @sheilabee1483
    @sheilabee1483 7 лет назад +1

    so freaking funny! Love it

  • @rajatrony2249
    @rajatrony2249 Год назад +1

    Need more videos Akhmed please 🙏🥺 lots of love from India 🇮🇳

  • @francisdoherty5580
    @francisdoherty5580 4 года назад

    0:35 did anyone else get a popup asking if you had hit the like button yet. Lol

  • @copperhead577
    @copperhead577 5 лет назад +3

    I love how this is the first time I've actually heard the audience go 'Oooooooh'

  • @bfischer2473
    @bfischer2473 2 года назад +1

    Lol yolo lmao rofl love this skit!!!!!!!

  • @oliviaswarden6077
    @oliviaswarden6077 Год назад

    Where have you been all my life Jeff?!🤣😂🤣

  • @mekiwaiopassah2513
    @mekiwaiopassah2513 5 лет назад +1

    Jeff is incredible

  • @jeneb52
    @jeneb52 4 года назад +1

    This made my day, and cheered me up!

  •  5 лет назад

    Jeff and his characters have become so polished...
    He and Bob Nelson are two GOATS of stand up

  • @oliverheld5372
    @oliverheld5372 Год назад

    Das ist Comedy die man in jeder sprache versteht Achmed ist und bleibt aber der Beste Aller Figuren

  • @kathytarman2302
    @kathytarman2302 3 года назад +2

    You are so talented. I love everything you do.

  • @alefeb1
    @alefeb1 4 года назад +1

    3:08 what’s up with the glasses?? Lol

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 лет назад +6

    haha haha haha I love jeff dunham

  • @Somefrickface
    @Somefrickface 6 лет назад +2

    Achmed’s voice kinda reminds me of Vaas from Far Cry 3 sometimes

  • @johnmarimarcera3376
    @johnmarimarcera3376 5 лет назад +2

    3:08 lol thats glasses though

  • @MusicandMe1588
    @MusicandMe1588 11 месяцев назад

    Haha, now ko lang to napanood, and i keep watching it repeatedly😄

  • @DerrickVW
    @DerrickVW 7 лет назад +73

    "How do you delete someone?"
    Ask BROKEN Matt Hardy! Delete! Delete! Delete!

  • @truthtolight9036
    @truthtolight9036 5 лет назад

    Love you All! Walter has a special place in my 💙! He's so cool!

  • @DarkPredator_67_92
    @DarkPredator_67_92 4 года назад

    Classic Achmed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hygertbiermann3666
    @hygertbiermann3666 5 лет назад +1

    We will be a wall just to keep you away from us😂😂

  • @anisjinhe3860
    @anisjinhe3860 3 года назад

    Bye bye ball Achmed 😂😂😂

  • @tommydockery2108
    @tommydockery2108 7 лет назад +2

    COOL VIDEO!!!!ACHMED ROCKS!!!!!

  • @SirStephenSW5334
    @SirStephenSW5334 7 лет назад +3

    That was hilarious!

  • @AudieCollinsSoftHeartPC
    @AudieCollinsSoftHeartPC 7 лет назад

    Everyone needs to subscribe to this!

  • @stevelapierre4776
    @stevelapierre4776 2 года назад +1

    ''The ball fairy''.... jeepers...

  • @godmeandtheroadmedia9442
    @godmeandtheroadmedia9442 5 лет назад +2

    🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 6 лет назад

    2:24, That's funny as hell, LOL!!!!!! XD XD

  • @johnperepchuk4483
    @johnperepchuk4483 5 лет назад +1

    This is really a great talent

  • @Steve-yo4ld
    @Steve-yo4ld Год назад

    Funny as ever!!😂😂😂

  • @Zamigirl
    @Zamigirl Год назад

    Love you Achmed!

  • @boychimp123
    @boychimp123 5 лет назад

    Brilliant

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 лет назад +33

    haha haha haha silence I'll delete you

  • @laleamfakzualchhangte6177
    @laleamfakzualchhangte6177 5 лет назад

    how do he come up with all these, jeff is a genius

  • @nathaliedemeyer3212
    @nathaliedemeyer3212 Год назад +1

    Je me régale de vos vidéos vous faite un formidable duo de folie love

  • @garymasterson1139
    @garymasterson1139 6 лет назад

    Absolute brilliant

  • @anitanaim5138
    @anitanaim5138 3 года назад

    Jeff Dunham is best

  • @TheRealDylanator
    @TheRealDylanator 7 лет назад +15

    Why wasn't this uploaded before?

  • @cameronclarkhull
    @cameronclarkhull 6 лет назад +5

    bye bye balls :D

  • @rover213
    @rover213 7 лет назад +2

    loved it

  • @douglashogan9240
    @douglashogan9240 5 лет назад

    Funny as always

  • @CrazyTechy
    @CrazyTechy 7 лет назад

    Great act!

  • @terrycollins7706
    @terrycollins7706 3 года назад

    This is funny thanks 😊

  • @valiafursina6731
    @valiafursina6731 7 лет назад

    Is it just me or does achmed's acccent morph into Cheech from Cheech and Chong?