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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2017
  • Achmed The Dead Terrorist, Peanut, Bubba J, José, Walter and I are preparing to leave the country again on our next international tour. The last time we left the US, we ran into a little trouble when the Malaysian government banned Achmed the Dead Terrorist from appearing on stage. But as always, every problem has a solution. Take a look at what you didn’t see in my 2014’s comedy special “All Over The Map!
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  • @dafibh
    @dafibh 2 года назад +78

    Im a malaysian muslim and i am fucking ashamed of our government. Most of us are actually, regardless of race and religion, ashamed of our government. Thank you still proceeding with the show, I hope there will be less to none obstacles that requires you to compromise on your jokes in your future tours 👍 all the best and love from us ACTUAL malaysian. No, we dont even know if we could still categorize our government as true malaysian anymore.

  • @walker5423
    @walker5423 4 года назад +548

    Malaysia: can’t bring achmed or say his name
    Jeff Dunham: ok proceeds to bring out his brother

    • @cerealjam
      @cerealjam 4 года назад +7

      And say his name when he was answering question cards he accidentally said achmed

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 4 года назад +1685

    Malaysian Government: "No Achmed."
    Achmed: "But I am not Achmed. I am..." *puts on beret and mustache* "Jacques Merde."

    • @quackers2058
      @quackers2058 4 года назад +66

      Malaysian Government: Understandable, have a great day

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 года назад +44

      Jeff: if i mention Achmed on stage, ill go to jail.
      Walter on stage:.... no achmed. No Achmed!
      im guess later, jeff said to the police: i didnt say Achmed, Walter did!!!

    • @444.3mii
      @444.3mii 3 года назад +8

      YOU DONT KNOW JACK SHIT lol

    • @matthewrock4725
      @matthewrock4725 3 года назад +6

      @@AzguardMike luckily I think he actually said that when they were in Saudi. Unluckily during The questions Jeff screwed up and accidentally said achmed's name it seems lmfao

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x 3 года назад +6

      And he still said Silence I Keeel you. And the crowd loved it.

  • @heyodaddio4961
    @heyodaddio4961 4 года назад +242

    3:25
    Achmed’s little ow made me feel sympathetic even though he’s just a doll. It just shows how lifelike this character is.

  • @LailaLeile
    @LailaLeile 6 лет назад +609

    I am Muslim from Yemen too, never been outside my country and I like all achmed show. You are amazing Jeff.

    • @youssefkandeel3667
      @youssefkandeel3667 4 года назад +14

      @@LordTenma Thank you. This made a huge smile on my face and potentially many others'. You and others like you are the true representatives of "the west" in my eyes.

    • @LordTenma
      @LordTenma 4 года назад +7

      @@youssefkandeel3667 I'm glad I could make you smile in your current situation :)

    • @safwahabdullah9102
      @safwahabdullah9102 4 года назад +5

      Aw you guys are so nice!

    • @toto7564
      @toto7564 4 года назад +5

      he make a mockery to the name achmad/ahmad which is one of the name of the Prophet (pbuh)

    • @str7523
      @str7523 4 года назад +6

      To To stop trying to join a conversation you don’t know jack shit about it was a month ago delete the comment smart ass

  • @josiahhockenberry9846
    @josiahhockenberry9846 5 лет назад +700

    And this is how you give the middle finger with class.

  • @FireheartSamurai
    @FireheartSamurai 5 лет назад +71

    Isn’t ironic how Achmed isn’t allowed in Malaysia for like being offensive or something like that, yet they allow Peanut into Malaysia who’s more likely to say something offensive in almost any country?

  • @ZeroRekoning
    @ZeroRekoning 3 года назад +89

    Malaysian here, Jeff's so outstanding and brave to make the adjustments. The audience and most citizens are grateful you bring out the character regardless of what a boring government said. Our government basically tried to close off so many things that made everything else more boring with traditional mindset on a daily basis without looking into context.
    Anyways our culture are more relaxed than the government dont listen to the ministry of "culture" and what they say

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад

      Yes, I suspect the average Malaysian, Muslim or otherwise, is much more open minded, than their worthless tyranical gov is. Just like most people in the US, are way more open minded, that our leftie dem party PC cancel culture censors.

    • @cl6962
      @cl6962 Год назад

      Almighty GOD is about to FREE the world's peoples of these dictators that rule with a wrought iron fist Thank you LORD JESUS KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS !!!

  • @derduden3861
    @derduden3861 7 лет назад +3737

    who Else Always forgets theyre Not real?

  • @NoyumiAo
    @NoyumiAo 7 лет назад +906

    such a pain lol... but a genius way to overcome it!

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 лет назад +7

      Agreed! My first thought when I saw how he handled it was that he's a GENIUS! 👍👍👍👍👍

    • @matthewprovince9778
      @matthewprovince9778 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah! Absolutely brilliant!

  • @sakaranpaaree1968
    @sakaranpaaree1968 2 года назад +364

    As a Malaysian, I am just watching this and it is an absolute disgrace. I apologize jeff for my country's childish behavior. Although you did an amazing job improvising just before show time. Respect to you Jeff.

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 Год назад +7

      Jacques the French terrorist is speciale only in Malaysia .... No other country gets that right? That's a one off speciale.

    • @Makminah_
      @Makminah_ Год назад

      @@princesssolace4337 well, it’s because the name is somewhat of a Muslim name and it’s a terrorist, of course they would not accept those kind of stuff. It’s pretty obvious

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 Год назад

      @@Makminah_ Pppfffft that is the dumbest reason u can come up with? What kind of moron vote for those people 2b incharge are 'obviously ' more idiotic.🤭✌️

    • @atb2479
      @atb2479 Год назад +3

      Muslim country so it's pretty obvious

    • @theguiltyoline3497
      @theguiltyoline3497 Год назад +7

      @@atb2479 UAE didn't do that even though it's an Islamic country in the middle east

  • @cellogirl11rw55
    @cellogirl11rw55 4 года назад +1608

    To my fellow Americans: Never ever take your freedom of speech for granted.

    • @ristuach7895
      @ristuach7895 4 года назад +17

      Then stay in America

    • @str7523
      @str7523 4 года назад +19

      Watch Time nah stay you’re ass in Asia

    • @Ben-lr2vz
      @Ben-lr2vz 4 года назад +71

      Not easy when half the country is Liberal.

    • @lextavactchi
      @lextavactchi 4 года назад +22

      Ben ‘When basically the whole country is divided over stupid shit’ you mean. Liberals AND Democrats are fucking idiots. Don’t make me start on the centrists

    • @teletubiewithashotgun113
      @teletubiewithashotgun113 4 года назад +13

      @@lextavactchi most liberals are democrats

  • @its9333
    @its9333 7 лет назад +600

    Gotta respect he met demands and kept his word!👌

    • @ChuukeseStink
      @ChuukeseStink 7 лет назад +5

      Meeting Demands and keeping your word is difficult?

    • @its9333
      @its9333 7 лет назад +9

      Den V. In this sort of work those are valuable and at times rare assets

    • @gamingjoethebosswrigley3670
      @gamingjoethebosswrigley3670 6 лет назад +1

      The Island gamer yay 😊

    • @modakkagitplugga
      @modakkagitplugga 6 лет назад +2

      just like an undercover missionary

    • @x8zz
      @x8zz 5 лет назад

      kept his word by bring another terrorist ?

  • @jwg5774
    @jwg5774 7 лет назад +971

    When he went on this tour Dunham was afraid of how Achmed would be received in the Middle East but the only Muslim country that reacted negatively to Achmed was Malaysia. Everyone else loved the routine.

    • @OLGMC
      @OLGMC 6 лет назад +28

      V.I.P Slayer the official religion of Malaysia is Islam and over 60% of the population identifies as Muslim...

    • @krining92
      @krining92 6 лет назад +30

      V.I.P Slayer wth. I'm a Malaysian. This is a Muslim country, it's the official religion. But luckily we have the freedom to practice different religions as well, hence some other religions exist in Malaysia as well

    • @aspenrebel
      @aspenrebel 5 лет назад +21

      He should have just told Malaysian Govt Officials .............."I KILL YOU!!!!".

    • @CharlotteSmoothie
      @CharlotteSmoothie 5 лет назад +3

      @@Werd351Word to that lol

    • @AlienSexGod
      @AlienSexGod 5 лет назад +3

      @@Amri-mf3gv No he won't because first..... I keel you!

  • @humanbeing1429
    @humanbeing1429 4 года назад +89

    You went around that situation very smoothly. Bravo

    • @TheEmpressReborn
      @TheEmpressReborn 4 года назад +1

      I'll betcha he's not allowed back in Malaysia.

  • @beautifuldreamer156
    @beautifuldreamer156 4 года назад +73

    omg yall. He freaking made Achmed say "ow" when the girl was putting the baret in XD XD

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 6 лет назад +614

    People booing their government, & cheering for Jeff....
    ....just like EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
    See, people really are the same around the world. ☺
    Respect to the Good People of Malaysia from the USA!
    Vive Jacques Merde!!!!
    Until I saw this, I thought Jeff would take a page from Prince....
    "The Dead Terrorist FORMERLY KNOWN as Achmed".
    (Kidding! I know he couldn't say the name.)

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 4 года назад +8

      Because all around the world, the governments are actually occupants. They self-righteously claim rule over people they shouldn't have any rule upon whatsoever.

    • @str7523
      @str7523 4 года назад +2

      Bon Bon and so-on the only way they can get out of that governance is leave their country

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 4 года назад +2

      @@str7523 Not really, because the same shit is going on pretty much in every country on Earth. But if you know of any country that doesn't have government, tell me, I'll pack my suitcase right away.

    • @str7523
      @str7523 4 года назад +2

      Bon Bon “the only way they can get out of “that” governance” is to “leave that country”

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 3 года назад +1

      @@str7523 You are conveniently ignoring that governments are not meant to "rule" the people. Unfortunately, people let their governments get away with too much.

  • @sisscokids3367
    @sisscokids3367 7 лет назад +1867

    Censorship is sad. It represents fear of the Truth.

    • @RichVilla96
      @RichVilla96 7 лет назад +26

      Sometimes the truth is best left untold. Imagine if Aliens did exist but the U.S. government hid it from the people because if word got out that they exist people will realize religion is a lie (feeble minded people love to believe religion so they have "answers" to the great unknown) and everything we believe in is fake since other life forms exist. It'll cause chaos and panic and people will not trust the government and it'll be anarchy.

    • @kerianhalcyon2769
      @kerianhalcyon2769 7 лет назад +45

      How you correlate aliens to anti-religion kind of baffles me...like, seriously, I don't get it. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to believe that following a religion is the same as believing the world is flat.
      Oh, and before you go off and say, "Oh, but look at Christians and how they believe the earth is so-and-so years old", lemme remind you that there's a lot of Christians, and most of them go through the education system. A few bad apples does not spoil a batch if the batch can fill a semi-truck.

    • @RichVilla96
      @RichVilla96 7 лет назад +7

      no one mentioned the world being flat. i have no idea what you're talking about when u mention flat earth. i just said sometimes keeping a secret is better than to say it and i used the example of aliens existing to give an example. i only mentioned religion because religions dont promote aliens and if religious people found out everything they have been taught is a lie chaos will consume the world.

    • @kerianhalcyon2769
      @kerianhalcyon2769 7 лет назад +13

      That went way over your head, like I thought it would.
      See, if you were intelligent you'd know that the real reason why a government wouldn't want people to know if aliens exist or not is to prevent mass panic and uproar over the idea that a civilization far more advanced than we are has not only made contact with Earth but our governments are letting them get into their pants. Nope, you just decided to be edgy and go, "Well clearly the reason why is to help religious people." If you actually paid attention rather than putting it all under a blanket statement you'd know that both Mormons and Scientologists actively discuss aliens all the damn time. The only ones who don't are tiny, non-brand-name denominational splinter factions of larger religions that are pretty much cults in all but name that prefer to follow text written by human hands as godly authority rather than think for themselves, and they only represent a tiny minority in the grander scheme of things. The only people who think otherwise are atheists who think they're so smart and badass for not following the cultural norm and that they'll change the world like a bunch of teenagers playing hooky and drunk off their ass on absinthe.

    • @fhuber7507
      @fhuber7507 7 лет назад +41

      Political correctness is censorship of everything that proves liberals are idiots.

  • @prankgirl9112
    @prankgirl9112 5 лет назад +553

    It was oddly heartwarming to see so many people willing to laugh at the crazies in their religion.

    • @eslcounter-strike4971
      @eslcounter-strike4971 5 лет назад +16

      Where did they laugh about anything in the islam?

    • @abe7074
      @abe7074 4 года назад +6

      @@eslcounter-strike4971 you still asking?

    • @itatimoroan1246
      @itatimoroan1246 4 года назад +1

      What about humiliate other religion ? Which we know achmed is one of the name of our prophet in Islam.

    • @prankgirl9112
      @prankgirl9112 4 года назад

      @@itatimoroan1246
      I am certainly not an expert in Islam so I cant speak to that but the people were good sports, even if offended.

    • @itatimoroan1246
      @itatimoroan1246 4 года назад +7

      @@prankgirl9112 yes thats why not only malaysia but we all get offended by our prophet name labelled as a terrorist pupphet. Andhe talks about virgins which he doesnt know anything about the hadeeth. Humor can be anything just respect our religion. If you not know much about Islam you can start learning it but not from media. May God bless you and behave you as a good person.

  • @danielclaw
    @danielclaw 4 года назад +128

    Dude, if a comedian is able to take their character and change the appearance & rewrite the acted of said character
    and done this hours before a show then you know you have got a really talented comedian.

    • @danielclaw
      @danielclaw 10 месяцев назад

      @nedkelly3436 Dude, I was being racist. You can tell by how I worded my comment.

  • @carultch
    @carultch 7 лет назад +461

    Jack Schitt, is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
    Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the couple had six children:
    Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt, and Dip Schitt.
    Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced after 15 years of marriage. She later married Mr Sherlock, and wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
    Against her parent's wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt (no relation), a high school dropout.
    Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Twins, in a dual ceremony. The newspaper, The Daily Dump, announced, "The Schitt-Happens Wedding". The Schitt-Happens Children are Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He later returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
    Now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 6 лет назад +16

      I thought one of them owned The Kneedeep Schitt Inn?

    • @robertwalker5794
      @robertwalker5794 6 лет назад +16

      carultch Best. Comment. EVER!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 4 года назад +4

      LOL! Why is this NOT pinned already??? ROFL! But, where does< Ida & Idonta (twins) Giva Shitt, fit in the "family tree"?

    • @jameelsazam2827
      @jameelsazam2827 4 года назад +2

      👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾😂

    • @jhonhomerrana9080
      @jhonhomerrana9080 4 года назад +2

      This is good

  • @taesvoiceisdeeperthanpacif660
    @taesvoiceisdeeperthanpacif660 7 лет назад +444

    Achmed's clips are the best..for me😉

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 4 года назад +122

    Not having a sense of humor about an aspect of one's lifestyle is what so often leads to a terrorist mindset in the first place.

    • @marthar4370
      @marthar4370 3 года назад +4

      yeah nowadays people need safe places because they can't take a joke

    • @annikaz.1100
      @annikaz.1100 Год назад +1

      Honestly, this was hilarious! As a muslim I'm not happy about people burning Quran copies or stupid caricatures about Mohammad, who never promoted terrorism. This show criticizes what has to criticized in a smart and funny way.

  • @supermaticboy
    @supermaticboy 5 лет назад +115

    To think Jeff Is the #1 comedian in Saudi Arabia and their favourite is Achmed hahaha

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x 3 года назад +8

      Yes, its pretty interesting, that the supposedly more fanatical Muslims in Saudi and UAE were OK with Achmed, and the supposedly less fanatical Muslims in Malaysia were not.

    • @FrozenzFirez
      @FrozenzFirez 3 года назад +1

      @@richard40x now you know better.

    • @Raheem013
      @Raheem013 3 года назад

      That means Father is okay with Achmed . And Malaysia which isn't a Arab country isn't okay with that. 🙃

    • @m33a
      @m33a 3 года назад

      @@richard40x suprisingly there isnt any punshiment for blasphemy in quran unlike in bible ,the law is actally new ,and applied to any religion (creating disturbence in social community)

    • @dehe82
      @dehe82 2 года назад +2

      @@m33a have you even READ the Quran?? Of course there is punishment for blasphemy! And then some!

  • @dionettaeon
    @dionettaeon 6 лет назад +3074

    Here's the real question: Why the hell would Malaysia invite Jeff to do a show there then tell him that his literal poster-child character is BANNED?!

    • @wolfgirl959
      @wolfgirl959 5 лет назад +79

      Dionette I don’t get it either. :/ might as well not do it or do it in a neighboring country that allows it

    • @AlienSexGod
      @AlienSexGod 5 лет назад +164

      @Dionette You must be dumb. Obviously the Malaysian people wanted to see him and laugh but their over ruling government then stepped in.

    • @azereneyeo
      @azereneyeo 5 лет назад +73

      Because there are people who want to see him, but there are people who get offended 🙄🙄

    • @lukek172
      @lukek172 5 лет назад +146

      The thing is, the PEOPLE want to see Achmed. But the government can't take it. Hence, they say that Achmed goes against the culture of Malaysia as an excuse to say that the government doesnt want Achmed coz they dont understand humour

    • @tinker.belle.501.
      @tinker.belle.501. 5 лет назад +8

      Agreed.

  • @francinefrancine6871
    @francinefrancine6871 7 лет назад +84

    Achmed is too cute to be banned. I do like his French brother too. 😀😘 Jeff, whatever you do, we as your Audience will love it. When you first brought his brother onstage, I thought you knocked some of Achmeds teeth out....but I realized it was his Moustache covering his Teeth. Lol. Pardon me....we we ?
    I'll Always love you and your Shows. My Mom loved you too. She and I would watch your Dvds again and again and laugh every single time. You have a Gift. 💖💖💖💜

    • @RailfanKaleb
      @RailfanKaleb 7 лет назад +3

      Francine Humphries Grief Girl actually, achmed was in disguise

    • @BlackSwan912
      @BlackSwan912 6 лет назад +1

      I think you had a great loss. If I’m right, please accept my sympathies. It can hurt for a very long time. But remembering the good times is the best way to honor their life.

  • @MLMLW
    @MLMLW Год назад +16

    Wow!! What a genius Jeff is for creating this character before he went on stage. The crowd loved it.

  • @landybob8393
    @landybob8393 4 года назад +75

    Jeff pretty much stuck the finger to their government. Good job man

    • @A4FamPRODUC
      @A4FamPRODUC 3 года назад +1

      Who know he may put a midle finger up in the puppet lul

    • @drzaius8430
      @drzaius8430 2 года назад

      @Sensi Bu no he didn't. It's Achmed in disguise and it's very clear that even Achmed is playing role of disguise. Even the people knew it heck he even used i Keel you!

  • @bahma810
    @bahma810 7 лет назад +727

    I woz there...so proud of my people who have great wit and sense of humour. More than my Government

    • @parabina
      @parabina 6 лет назад +5

      Bahma Siva lol your government? I think you're confused with India.

    • @GrandioseLucian
      @GrandioseLucian 6 лет назад +14

      I love how you can spell "government" properly but not "was"

    • @exoticgirl1
      @exoticgirl1 6 лет назад +5

      Bahma Siva goes ti show how little the government resembles the people they are supposed to SERVE sometimes. Malaysians are good people. I hope they loved the creative solution. Jacques Merde seemed very....uhh....nice lol

    • @alexisfranco3597
      @alexisfranco3597 6 лет назад

      Bahma Siva can I ask you a quick question, what does his name ment? Since they censured it

    • @rking1813
      @rking1813 6 лет назад +2

      ELEMET ́S Games I don't want to offend anyone so here's a hint "Jack 💩" it's an old saying ☺

  • @sachinraghavan4556
    @sachinraghavan4556 5 лет назад +93

    "Oh crap, Marnell! Come fix my reputation! Bring more than just duct tape this time!

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 года назад +4

      @NICK IS SLICK okay moving on

  • @jordanwolfson8378
    @jordanwolfson8378 4 года назад +12

    This was fucking GENIUS. By doing this, Jeff circumvented their ban on Achmed while obeying their censorship, but at the same time forced their hand because if the Malaysian Government decided to arrest him anyway, they would have had an international incident on their hands that would have made them look even worse. Genius stuff!

  • @nathanvalerio3408
    @nathanvalerio3408 4 года назад +45

    i wish he would use Jacques Merde more often. that is an amazing bit

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x 3 года назад +4

      All he needs, is for another gov censor to say he cant use Achmed.

  • @eternaldragonoid9979
    @eternaldragonoid9979 6 лет назад +527

    You risked for your audience. Wow.

    • @wanshah1377
      @wanshah1377 6 лет назад +12

      Eternal Dragonoid
      Audience = people who sit at the show anf laugh
      People = person with feeling and may get offended.
      So which one is more important?

    • @iRxyanDestinygtaandmoreL
      @iRxyanDestinygtaandmoreL 6 лет назад +12

      audience

    • @Mrdoctile
      @Mrdoctile 5 лет назад +21

      @paul w You don't know Jack Shit!

    • @Mx.Canada
      @Mx.Canada 5 лет назад +12

      @@Mrdoctile You my friend, deserve a comment award

    • @Mx.Canada
      @Mx.Canada 5 лет назад +7

      @paul w I see you're very fun at social gatherings

  • @CynickeZpravy
    @CynickeZpravy 7 лет назад +1196

    Visit Czech Republic, you can make fun of our religion, our nation, our history, our politicians, our criminals (actually, I do believe that last two are basically the same thing, but...) just whatever you want. We would love to see you here. :-)

    • @AoiKaze2000
      @AoiKaze2000 7 лет назад +61

      Eh, politicians are just legalized criminals pretty much everywhere >.>

    • @DavidPimentel
      @DavidPimentel 7 лет назад +17

      AoiKaze2000
      and they've only legalized because they are allowed to write the rules. We members of the voting public are sooo stupid to continually allow it.

    • @andrzej2501
      @andrzej2501 7 лет назад +19

      In Poland Ahmed would be no problem... until he told that joke about two priests and a little boy - we seem to be (sadly) heading toward catholic-fascist state :(

    • @trihard4145
      @trihard4145 7 лет назад +11

      Also where Czech bitches porn is made

    • @AirplaneFreak
      @AirplaneFreak 7 лет назад +16

      I wanna Czech your country out.

  • @MrPakwan69
    @MrPakwan69 3 года назад +157

    I was there in person, it was funny as hell. Funnier than the daft government

    • @TheTurinturumbar
      @TheTurinturumbar 2 года назад +2

      Nah, the real joke *is* the government.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +1

      It might have even been funnier, than the original Achmed would have been. Because they saw a brand new character, nobody else had seen before. And because of the added angle, of telling the power mad idiot gov censors, to shove their censorship where the sun dont shine.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +1

      @@TheTurinturumbar Yes, and Jeffs real joke was about the idiot gov. It will make any governments in other nations, a lot more wary of trying to censor Jeff at the last minute.
      I loved it when Achmed went to Israel, and his first line was "what are all these infidel Jews doing in the audience", and the Israeli audience loved that as well.

    • @delviaulfachan413
      @delviaulfachan413 Год назад

      Dumbass citizen cheeeckk😂

    • @mohdnazirismail9026
      @mohdnazirismail9026 Год назад

      you will see then. funny or not in the hell. good luck.
      Never touch my prophet name with a stupid things.

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 Год назад +8

    This shows you how GOOD of a comedian Jeff Dunham is! Changed his whole routine in a matter of hours. Unbelievable!

  • @lyracarat0344
    @lyracarat0344 7 лет назад +869

    Love the "booos" at 3:50 XD
    Yep im a Malaysian, and our government sucks

    • @JustARandomFio
      @JustARandomFio 7 лет назад +39

      Kudos. Like your positive attitude. Cheers!

    • @globetroter9263
      @globetroter9263 7 лет назад +6

      saparated since childhood in diffrent school based on races like tamil n chinese schools...they demand it to be saparated...all malaysian should be united to avoid hate ..it should start from schools...anyhow malaysia is still in peace n harmony altough sometimes friction happens...

    • @macnudd
      @macnudd 7 лет назад +24

      Vixxojam Lee I am American and our government sucks too, just it sucks a little less under Trump. But it sucked big time under Obama.

    • @laurencincurak469
      @laurencincurak469 7 лет назад +6

      macnuth couldn't explain it any better

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 7 лет назад +16

      Vixxojam Lee
      It is sad when the public is advancing intellectually, emotionally, and culturally more than their government...

  • @wildernessstyle8810
    @wildernessstyle8810 7 лет назад +104

    Achmed is the best. He is funny as hell.

  • @riban8993
    @riban8993 3 года назад +36

    Malaysian government took Achmed like a real breathing Man with skeleton.

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +32

    5:36
    Omg, "Jacques Merde ('sounds a lot like "Achmed")" !!!!

    • @thomasbonse
      @thomasbonse 4 года назад +6

      Purely coincidental, I'm sure...😉

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 3 года назад

      that is Jeff writting genius...

    • @slaggstorm
      @slaggstorm 3 года назад

      Never underestimate the prowess of comic genius at work

  • @ccrider77
    @ccrider77 5 лет назад +150

    If certain religious "leaders" had their way, the entire world would be like that...

    • @lavis4448
      @lavis4448 4 года назад +2

      @Blind Bob I doubt it would be like that, muslims are much more tolerant than you think

    • @jonathanmartinez7399
      @jonathanmartinez7399 4 года назад +2

      @@lavis4448 Yeah its Christianity you gotta worry about

    • @lavis4448
      @lavis4448 4 года назад +1

      @JKLaaptop have we forgotten history? Besides the christian countries you are talking about are not christian, they separated religion from state

    • @lavis4448
      @lavis4448 4 года назад

      @JKLaaptop weren't you just saying "Christian countries"

    • @lavis4448
      @lavis4448 4 года назад

      @JKLaaptop im not even sure if we were arguing or not at this point

  • @pikamonqt
    @pikamonqt 6 лет назад +1419

    Malaysia government is a joke funnier then achmed

    • @SS-io6xf
      @SS-io6xf 4 года назад +9

      ikr

    • @MrBlindbird
      @MrBlindbird 4 года назад +45

      SILENCE!!! or their agents will KILL YOU!!!

    • @dominuspraefectus
      @dominuspraefectus 4 года назад +12

      @@MrBlindbird well good luck to them lol
      jk

    • @joekrater3364
      @joekrater3364 4 года назад +40

      As a Malaysian I can confirm the authenticity of this statement

    • @ujjwalsharma8295
      @ujjwalsharma8295 3 года назад +21

      @@joekrater3364 what ever Islam touches, that thing just become shit😂

  • @123Goldielocks
    @123Goldielocks 4 года назад +67

    Well, nevertheless, thanks to the Malaysian government, now we had the opportunity to become a quaint to Achmed's brother, Jacques Merde 🤯
    I laughed my head off.
    Shows us what an extraordinary talent Jeff is 👍

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +1

      Yes, absolutely brilliant for Jeff, to make up a brand new character, in only a few hours, and make him just as funny, as the original Achmed.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 года назад +35

    Malaysian Gov: *HARAM! INFIDEL PUPPET!*
    U.A.E., one of the centre of islam: ayy he's cool

  • @adamshamshul
    @adamshamshul 7 лет назад +253

    we're not even offended...they're just overreacting...wth I'm so sorry Jeff... Malaysia always welcome you!! :)

  • @taylorthemusicteacher
    @taylorthemusicteacher 7 лет назад +70

    Jeff should make Jacque Mèd a new puppet and have him actually be Achmed's brother.

    • @RailfanKaleb
      @RailfanKaleb 7 лет назад +3

      Taylor Itkin actually, achmed's...ahem..."brother" is actually achmed in disguise

    • @miteshb6665
      @miteshb6665 5 лет назад +3

      Merde = shit (in french).
      What is med ?

    • @araywhy
      @araywhy 5 лет назад +1

      This reply is suuuuper late but the point was that he made the exact same jokes just with a different puppet name and a french accent. So it wouldn't make sense to make it into an entirely separate puppet

  • @drukinspiration7228
    @drukinspiration7228 4 года назад +11

    I'm so sorry.
    For the fun of us, you have to go through such a very hard times.
    Thank you.
    Massive love

  • @shannonmarie9254
    @shannonmarie9254 3 года назад +8

    This man is seriously fantastic in every single show, even his yt channel where he tinkers around with different things. He's incredible!

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 5 лет назад +46

    The way he handled this was absolutely *GENIUS*! I get their stance, I guess but they waited until after all the posters of Ahcmed and advertisements were released. That was ridiculous. Especially after all the countries that allowed Achmed! Well played though Jeff. Well played.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x Год назад +2

      Banning Achmed from his trip before he ever finally booked his tour there, so Jeff could easily cancel it, would have made sense. But the audience obviously came there to see Achmed, and the gov was a pack of power mad idiots to interfere like that, only 1 day before the show.

  • @kevinthetruckdriver353
    @kevinthetruckdriver353 7 лет назад +42

    You should put Jack Sh*t in the show. 2 Achmeds for the price of 1. It's a double, "Silence. I'll keel keel you".

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 7 лет назад +4

      Djone Tan - You don't know Jacque Meld!!
      I'm more like Walter. Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out!!
      I don't care.

    • @jonitan76
      @jonitan76 7 лет назад +2

      i dont know jack meld, but i know his brother well achmed!

  • @kandiwolfe1125
    @kandiwolfe1125 4 года назад +20

    Way to go at this show! I love how you got around their big bad censorship!! Too funny!

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 2 года назад +6

    The way he dealt with it with Achmed's "brother" was HYSTERICAL

  • @therestorationofdrwho1865
    @therestorationofdrwho1865 6 лет назад +30

    6:08 you can see he thought for a second wether he should say I KILL YOU! or not.

  • @gianna6778
    @gianna6778 7 лет назад +137

    SILENCE I KEEL YOU!!!! 😵😈💣💥

  • @luisfernandes4145
    @luisfernandes4145 4 года назад +22

    "I am Jaques Merde" 😂👍

  • @beverlydaniels-reeves729
    @beverlydaniels-reeves729 4 года назад +14

    This Jacque is the number 1 puppet...I laughed the entire skit!! I wish he was a full time employee...Jeff you are genius...It was so hysterical...my side hurts!!

  • @bigpiah
    @bigpiah 7 лет назад +135

    I'm Malaysian and I absolutely know the reason why the government banned Achmed and I think it's stupid.
    I love his shows.

    • @dreadbout
      @dreadbout 6 лет назад +4

      I'm not really much into the Malaysian Government but what was the reason why?

    • @robertspringen1524
      @robertspringen1524 6 лет назад +4

      .... fucking cliff hanger

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 6 лет назад +3

      Anonymous Drifter What's the reason? I have an idea, but I want the exact reason from a citizen of Malaysia.

    • @zangetsushin1383
      @zangetsushin1383 6 лет назад +1

      It because it sometimes feel like someone mocking a dead person maybe..just example but I love the show

    • @xValsion
      @xValsion 5 лет назад +11

      There are some extremist in malaysia that will take this joke seriously. They will think jeff is humiliating their religion. Thus there will be rally to overthrown the government.

  • @codyengland8497
    @codyengland8497 5 лет назад +19

    You don't know Jack$hi+ was epic!!!!! Jeff you are a GENIUS!!!

  • @Battmatt22
    @Battmatt22 Год назад +8

    I commend Jeff for also being annoyed about that not only for the sake of his show but the audience too the people paid good money to see him, especially how expensive the tickets are, leaving the audience disappointed they couldn’t see a piece of his show. Most comedians would just be like hey I get paid either way so I don’t care screw it then.

  • @theresia1428
    @theresia1428 4 года назад +5

    Is it ironic that Malaysia banned Achmed as an individual character, not considering that his is actually just Jeff himself acting? It’s as if the government also forgot he's not real and thought he is merely a friend of Jeff's.

  • @billdowney6891
    @billdowney6891 6 лет назад +38

    Jeff and his friends always make me smile, even when I'm feeling really down. Thank you for your humor Jeff!

  • @SoulofMusic666
    @SoulofMusic666 5 лет назад +11

    Not gonna lie... haven't been as enthralled by Jeff recently... that said, THIS was masterfully done sir, excellent job!

  • @LightLock
    @LightLock 4 года назад +18

    That was actually really smart. Good on you

  • @Shu_Az
    @Shu_Az 11 месяцев назад

    As Malaysian and someone who come to see your show..thanks for bringing Achmed brother 😂
    I & others are was waiting for Achmed actually..
    I still have yours recording on my phone
    I cant blame my government's 100%
    Because at my country' majority was Muslins
    We Muslim doesn't care if terrorist being moke or something like that, but we do care about our religion..
    Because we afraid that you accidentally says something that offences our religion, and we dont want to hate you because of that...
    Because we cannot tolerate if someone try mock-up our religion that All..

  • @Kumiko026
    @Kumiko026 7 лет назад +27

    Ached is best character

    • @kr4zyy
      @kr4zyy 7 лет назад +2

      Tabby Scientia Who dafuq is Ached

    • @-proudone5372
      @-proudone5372 7 лет назад

      Apollo Smile LOOOL

  • @TheOnceAndOnceOnly
    @TheOnceAndOnceOnly 7 лет назад +58

    To be perfectly honest, I thought Jacque Merd was Achmed incognito, I thought the piece was PERFECT. I think Jaque was amazing

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 6 лет назад +6

      That was the point, In the full show he actually even called him Achmed accidentaly at one point if I remember correctly xD

    • @MasterChiefSpartan117
      @MasterChiefSpartan117 5 лет назад

      @@RWoody1995 yup

    • @clarkcollins1804
      @clarkcollins1804 5 лет назад

      I have to correct you: it's Jacques Merde

  • @HauntedLamb
    @HauntedLamb 5 лет назад +10

    I remember going to a Jeff Dunham show, about ten or eleven years ago. It was so great, though the audience knew about half or more of his skit; so he's just like 'damn, now i gotta come up with better jokes". Hope the man is still doing what he loves, and I can't wait to see him live again!

  • @xenomorph2056
    @xenomorph2056 4 года назад +1

    ALWAYS a way to circumvent the rules!! Bravo!!!

  • @gmborromeo
    @gmborromeo 7 лет назад +75

    Hey Jeff, come tho the Philippines! Achmed and everyone is very WELCOME!

    • @MrKissmegoodbye
      @MrKissmegoodbye 6 лет назад

      Vangeliko Schostakovich
      Kukutayain lang yan ng magagaling na pinoy

    • @catballzinmymouth
      @catballzinmymouth 6 лет назад +1

      He will be bashed though 😟

    • @nagwagi2000
      @nagwagi2000 5 лет назад

      ... especially welcome to perform in Muslim Mindanao - Hahahaha

  • @priya4618
    @priya4618 5 лет назад +11

    Amazing way to overcome such a situation

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 3 года назад +5

    The fact that the Arabs made Jeff their #1 fav comedian with Fluffy being 2nd says volumes

  • @bonniehowell6604
    @bonniehowell6604 4 года назад +1

    That was genius & brilliant! The name, the beret & mustache! Freaking spot on!

  • @suhrrog
    @suhrrog 5 лет назад +32

    @Jeff Dunham: You sir, have just proved to me, what I suspected: You are a genuine genius!

  • @dawnrussell8867
    @dawnrussell8867 6 лет назад +20

    Right on Jeff, to heck with them of they can't take a joke

  • @MsSmith-ce9rx
    @MsSmith-ce9rx 3 года назад +1

    "I don't want to stay here and get caned". LOL

  • @vg2binkey884
    @vg2binkey884 4 года назад +3

    This is too funny that he just made him french and his not dead brother there lol

  • @nurulsyafiqahamalinamohama7313
    @nurulsyafiqahamalinamohama7313 6 лет назад +12

    Damn.. im from Malaysia.. and i love achmed..

  • @CrazyTechy
    @CrazyTechy 7 лет назад +20

    Very clever disguise, and I like the French accent, but he still looked a lot like Achmed.

    • @randomnerd9088
      @randomnerd9088 7 лет назад +7

      That in itself was a joke to make fun of the government

  • @TheRadioAteMyTV
    @TheRadioAteMyTV 2 года назад +1

    The SHOW MUST GO ON!
    Well done Dunham.

  • @loneshowkat6954
    @loneshowkat6954 4 года назад +3

    For those who don't get why malaysian govt banned
    1) bcoz achmed is taken from ahmed , which is the first name of holy prophet mohammed( saw).
    2) besides describing this name as terrorist is another reason.
    3) i as a muslim myself enjoyed achmed so much, but instead jeff should had named achmed something else. That's just trolling some person by saying their name with a addition of single alphabet.

  • @flyingpenguin3668
    @flyingpenguin3668 6 лет назад +65

    People pay to see this...why would they have a problem with Achmed in the first place? The Government is ridiculous. I don't think it has anything to do with the Malaysian audience who paid to see the show.

    • @wanshah1377
      @wanshah1377 6 лет назад +1

      FlyingPengüin
      All this a starting of race problem. Why u encourage this?
      Do u know how bad is the white guy country on racism?

    • @genzotan2544
      @genzotan2544 5 лет назад +1

      @@wanshah1377 I know right??? How dare he insult the Government race , sometimes the citizen and the tourist race are just too rude!

    • @delviaulfachan413
      @delviaulfachan413 Год назад

      I think he should started with paul the dead terrorist instead acmed the terrorist

  • @athanakop7775
    @athanakop7775 7 лет назад +90

    Hahaha..but his brother achmed went to Israel tho.

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 6 лет назад +5

      In Israel, humor is not banned or regulated (by the government, anyway. If you're in Jerusalem, though, it wouldn't be a good idea to tell any Jew or Arab jokes).

    • @nigivlog3775
      @nigivlog3775 6 лет назад +1

      And Saudi

    • @disfatbidge9216
      @disfatbidge9216 5 лет назад +4

      @paul w literally everything you said is bullshit and its really sad how you just make up shit to push your agenda or people like you are actually delusional enough to believe what you say.

    • @ictpilot
      @ictpilot 5 лет назад +1

      And they loved Achmed in Israel!

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 5 лет назад +4

      Because Saudia Arabia and Israel are both terrorist countries one is wahabbi and the other zionist. Isis is funded by them.

  • @MaxPSVR
    @MaxPSVR 4 года назад +2

    Ahh that is pure class. What a way to stick it to them and get around the system. Love it

  • @kathytarman2302
    @kathytarman2302 3 года назад +1

    Way to go. Great mind you have. You are a true artist and the funniest 😂.

  • @Byakushisakura
    @Byakushisakura 7 лет назад +3

    This is one of the reasons I love him so much, technically he did so what they asked, but also said a giant 'fuck you' at the same time.

  • @presidentadrian
    @presidentadrian 7 лет назад +7

    If only RUclips had a way to like a video more than once!! This is gold!!

  • @EosMuse
    @EosMuse 3 года назад +3

    Now I know why Jacques came out and not achmed ..lol our govt really do get butthurt 🤣🤣

  • @billinorlando1
    @billinorlando1 3 года назад +2

    A true comedian. Always fun to watch. Thanks

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад +124

    238 likes and no Dislikes?
    Hello good side of RUclips

    • @CrotchetRest
      @CrotchetRest 7 лет назад +6

      It's not true anymore, however I wouldn't be surprised if some of those dislikes were made as a response to the ban.

    • @IvoryMelodies86
      @IvoryMelodies86 6 лет назад +1

      You jinxed it

    • @alaskanspartan89
      @alaskanspartan89 6 лет назад

      313 of jack shit

  • @shaszabadrinabaharim934
    @shaszabadrinabaharim934 7 лет назад +3

    I'm a Malaysian.. I loves Achmed sooooo damn much... He is hilarious as hell...

  • @sheliabattle1129
    @sheliabattle1129 2 года назад +1

    The hat and mustache was the absolute bomb. It was one 💯

  • @TheOfficialPyroYouTubeChannel
    @TheOfficialPyroYouTubeChannel 4 года назад +2

    i loved watching Jeff Dunham when i was around 3 i even got the Achmed talking doll

  • @u-hon7605
    @u-hon7605 5 лет назад +14

    I'm from Malaysia and I really like Achmed. Too bad about what had happened during your time here :(
    But the act was great!!

  • @LeeRaldar
    @LeeRaldar 5 лет назад +13

    I used to call at Malaysia in the 1970s as a seaman it was a fun place, disconcerting how quickly the sharia can overwhelm a country and all the silly airheads who say 'don't be silly it could never happen here'.

    • @rahozkareem271
      @rahozkareem271 5 лет назад

      His name is achmed terrorist what do u think

    • @nawalzulkiflee4283
      @nawalzulkiflee4283 4 года назад

      @@rahozkareem271 achmed is almost sounds like Ahmad which mean the short for Muhammad, terrorist is what the media call to muslims , this thing literally mocking Islam and muslim. When I hear achmed the dead terrorist, I already know this is islamphobe . I'm glad this thing is ban in Malaysia. Imagine if we mock their religion wouldn't that hurt their feelings?? So does ours as Muslim.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 года назад

      @@nawalzulkiflee4283 Indonesian

    • @nawalzulkiflee4283
      @nawalzulkiflee4283 4 года назад

      @@ADeeSHUPA I'm not Indonesian, I'm Malaysian.

    • @jax2606
      @jax2606 3 года назад +2

      @@nawalzulkiflee4283 No wonder you're such a fragile little crybaby snowflake.

  • @cherylhatter1052
    @cherylhatter1052 3 года назад +1

    You were fantastic so are your characters I love watching you you're amazing!

  • @bombboy3427
    @bombboy3427 2 года назад +1

    They tried to limit him and it just made him more diverse lol
    Great job Malaysia, never would have gotten this without you.

  • @ALayne08
    @ALayne08 7 лет назад +4

    I love it when improvising works out this well. Jeff you should keep Achmed's "French" brother as a regular go to when this kind of situation encroaches on your rights.

  • @nothingspeaks
    @nothingspeaks 5 лет назад +32

    It makes me cringe seeing how nervous he is that he has to change everything

  • @doreenmbowman4147
    @doreenmbowman4147 3 года назад

    This is hysterical considering when my family came over from Quebec in the story is the first time I think I ever saw the name Jaques but I'm over all classified as a Chinese / Jew - Eygptian North African/ Euro . I respect all people fully ! Really I do . When It comes to comedy , They need to try to remember " It's comedy ! " Or at least try to . In Jeff's defense he is one comedy I highly recommend because I've never known him to go out of his way to be offensive .He's always clarified it's COMEDY !

  • @Critter145
    @Critter145 Год назад

    Ventriloquist changes dummy. Dummy breaks character. GOLD!!!!