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  • Step into the pitch meeting that started James Cameron's Avatar! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    James Cameron’s Avatar took the world by storm in 2009, securing its spot as one of the highest grossing movies of all time. Isn’t it kind of weird then that it barely seems to have had any impact on pop culture? To find out why that is, let’s step inside the pitch meeting that led to the world of Pandora, the Na’vi, and a whooooole lot of thinly veiled racial stereotypes. What led to the decision to have giant blue kitty kats? Why don’t the multimillion dollar Avatars have ANY tracking capabilities? What’s up with the super generic villain? All these questions and more are answering in this pitch meeting! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @gonzotown9438
    @gonzotown9438 5 лет назад +5325

    Although, I imagine the actual Pitch meeting was something like, "I'm James Cameron. I made Titanic. Give me money." And then he got money, because he's James Cameron and he made Titanic.

    • @BhriguParashar
      @BhriguParashar 4 года назад +355

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @johnmclain250
      @johnmclain250 4 года назад +270

      The man has made the 2nd and 3rd best grossing films of all time. (And technically they were both 1st at the time of release.) So yeah, the man prints money when he makes a movie.

    • @rahulvenugopal1798
      @rahulvenugopal1798 4 года назад +65

      @@johnmclain250 and then he made Alita: Battle Angel

    • @manuelmoreno1453
      @manuelmoreno1453 4 года назад +120

      He also happened to direct, write and produce the movie so this is just him talking to himself

    • @iruledaworld333
      @iruledaworld333 4 года назад +83

      @@rahulvenugopal1798 He didn't actually direct Alita though. That was Robert Rodriguez. James Cameron produced the movie.

  • @SurenK7
    @SurenK7 5 лет назад +7965

    I just spent my whole evening watching pitch meetings instead of studying. "Whoopsie"

    • @misjamaununen9618
      @misjamaununen9618 4 года назад +752

      Neglecting studying for pitch meetings is tight.

    • @TrashPanda5150
      @TrashPanda5150 4 года назад +212

      Whoops!

    • @partsofearth
      @partsofearth 4 года назад +101

      It is indeed good procrastination material

    • @obnoxious-cackle
      @obnoxious-cackle 4 года назад +52

      I'm supposed to be writing multiple essays right now but here I am!

    • @Iffets500
      @Iffets500 4 года назад +124

      SurenK7 I hope your exam was actually very easy- barely an inconvenience!

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 4 года назад +2725

    "Pocahontas in space with big blue kitty cats!"
    :D

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 4 года назад +6691

    This video showed me how wierd the pony tail thing actually is.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 года назад +394

      I would love to see the behind-the-scenes interview where this concept was pitched. I imagine it was a lot like this, except for everyone in the writer's room awkwardly looking around to see if anyone ELSE would stand up to Cameron, lol

    • @beauross2442
      @beauross2442 4 года назад +90

      The movie Avatar showed me. You have to connect to everything living with your "pony tail"? So it's like Bad Grandpa. He was connected to the vending machine by his "pony tail" too.

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 года назад +73

      Guys you don't see the BIG picture 'We are all connected'

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 4 года назад +255

      I like to think no one connected the dots. Like first they thought, "How do they control the animals? Use their ponytails."
      And then on a completely separate meeting, "How do we show intimacy, there's no genital? Just connect their tails"
      And they never thought twice about it
      😂😂

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +53

      Roman Papec Yup and if you don’t want to be connected we will make sure to ram our ponytail into you until we are....

  • @a.velderrain8849
    @a.velderrain8849 5 лет назад +4902

    "What's stopping them from coming back with more bombs?"
    "The movie's over."
    Lmao

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +55

      Because that’s in the sequel...

    • @histkontext
      @histkontext 4 года назад +67

      or just few nukes from orbit and mine the thing with robots later

    • @aadarshkaushik1776
      @aadarshkaushik1776 3 года назад +19

      @@histkontext they probably don't have permission to cause genocide

    • @itsgonnabeokay9341
      @itsgonnabeokay9341 3 года назад +1

      @@histkontext radiation?

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 3 года назад +10

      @@itsgonnabeokay9341 robots

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed 4 года назад +3349

    I truly love when the producer guys says "Oh no." or "Oh my god." in genuine horror/concern. It is the best and makes me happy.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 4 года назад +102

      And then accepts the concept anyway

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 года назад +40

      I am starting to belive that the producer is just a regular movie fan and is just after some money.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +19

      The Producer has gotten freaky a few times....

    • @hansnorleaf
      @hansnorleaf 2 года назад +10

      @@punkwrestle O' wow wow wow wow

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 2 года назад +1

      Oh, you kind of sound like a psychopath (read it in the producer guy’s voice).

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 Год назад +445

    "Over 50 pitch meetings on the channel, kind of a long binge"
    The man had no idea how big this would become

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 Год назад +4

      311 meetings to count

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 6 дней назад

      That’s what she said

  • @NyGeL_Derey
    @NyGeL_Derey 5 лет назад +3921

    And remember kids, don't connect ponytail with strangers

    • @catfoy8888
      @catfoy8888 5 лет назад +131

      DO NOT PLAY PONYTAIL WITH STRANGERS YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE

    • @galexeqe
      @galexeqe 5 лет назад +85

      and if you play with your ponytail you'll go blind

    • @fluffyncute063
      @fluffyncute063 5 лет назад +64

      I ponytailed a wild beast and now i got AIDS

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 5 лет назад +29

      Don’t worry I have surgery to remove my ponytail

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox 5 лет назад +66

      My ponytail burns when I brush it. Is that normal?

  • @xlrouge
    @xlrouge 5 лет назад +1962

    “Tell, don’t show”
    -The script Doctor

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 5 лет назад +7

      More like doctor Script.
      Yeah his parents hated him.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 лет назад +9

      Jakub Mike he’s Dr.Writer
      His full name is Script P. Writer
      The P is for Pitch

  • @benjamincox4211
    @benjamincox4211 3 года назад +284

    I love how you did the “tell, don’t show” joke in both avatar pitch meetings

    • @scottwilliams895
      @scottwilliams895 2 года назад +3

      🔍 🤯

    • @scottwilliams895
      @scottwilliams895 2 года назад +19

      Crossover humor is TIGHT!

    • @rshiva08
      @rshiva08 2 года назад +11

      You mean also in pitch meeting for avatar the last airbender?

    • @sed6
      @sed6 Год назад +1

      Two different movies...

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 Год назад +1

      I guess 12 Angry Men should've shown the court case instead of relying on exposition throughout the movie.

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 2 года назад +78

    The joke about the budget right behind the 'moral of the story' was BRILLIANT.

  • @Loop-flow
    @Loop-flow 5 лет назад +1893

    "Whoops"... "Whoopsie"! Saying Whoopsie is tight.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 лет назад +3

      Doing whoopsies is tigher... ôo

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 5 лет назад +8

      Yep bearly an inconvience
      (yeah i didn't know how tp spell it so i just wrote something close to ir)

    • @jacobproductions7501
      @jacobproductions7501 5 лет назад +1

      Well OK then, if you say so.

    • @Unlikely_Pirate
      @Unlikely_Pirate 5 лет назад +2

      Ever since I started watching these videos I say it all the time

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 5 лет назад +1

      Super tight

  • @Noxat
    @Noxat 5 лет назад +7275

    Binging these Pitch Meeting videos is really easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Chronocrits
      @Chronocrits 5 лет назад +109

      Oh, really?

    • @mrchuckmorris
      @mrchuckmorris 5 лет назад +60

      Actually it's quite difficult, I have to 5-second click through two huge ads or else I'm stuck listening to 10 minutes worth of commercials for a 3 minute video.

    • @rahul0000nm
      @rahul0000nm 4 года назад +100

      Super easy

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 4 года назад +87

      Binging Pitch Meeting is tight!

    • @vegan-vrking9565
      @vegan-vrking9565 4 года назад +5

      😬😄😬😄😬😄😬😄

  • @CQCGRID
    @CQCGRID 4 года назад +225

    2:28
    "Well she shows him how to plug his ponytail into some animals."
    "What?"

    • @sharonjuniorchess
      @sharonjuniorchess 3 года назад +10

      Was that before she allowed him to plug his pony tail into hers or after? and why doesn't it matter where its been before? I had a computer virus once that corrupted my surfing history with all sorts of strange things like [censored by youtube].

  • @Mr.E723
    @Mr.E723 Год назад +146

    Omg, I can’t wait for the Way of Water Pitch Meeting

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Год назад +17

      Just dropped today. Watching it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @willbordy
      @willbordy Год назад +2

      @@mr.joshua6818 Just found this channel and watch both avatar pitch meeting and the thing that bug me the most was the fact that makes no sense that the avatars would not have a tracking device implanted into them or in their equipment since they literally need to be connected wireless with the host.
      I think avatar one is the movie I watched the most in my life and never realize that

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 Год назад

      @@willbordy hadn't realized it either lol

    • @TIEVR
      @TIEVR Год назад

      @@willbordy if you want to get really geeky about it, check the avatar Wikipedia, on the extended lore they talk about what the unobtanioum is used for, and one of the uses is quantum entanglement so they can have communications that are faster than the speed of light... so maybe the brain of the avatars and the hosts are using the same Quantum entangled tech so they can operate without lag or reception issues.... the lore has an explanation why the avatar connection is not traceable. Saying that... you bet that in the real world they would have added a tracking device implated under the skin anyway, as they are a billion dollars each to make.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +1

      @@mr.joshua6818 Oh, binge watching Pitch Meetings is Tight!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 лет назад +2395

    "Spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT!"

    • @JamesThomas-pj2lx
      @JamesThomas-pj2lx 5 лет назад +4

      yes, gold!

    • @chrisd6736
      @chrisd6736 5 лет назад +35

      Lol said every Hollywood producer ever

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 5 лет назад +33

      So preachy.
      All the movie awards are actually for degree of left-wing preachiness.

    • @StormflameMW
      @StormflameMW 5 лет назад +28

      "Preach don't act!"
      "I think you might have got that backwards."
      "whoops"
      "whoopsie"

    • @bumperallen7720
      @bumperallen7720 5 лет назад +2

      I love that joke every time!

  • @hegmonster
    @hegmonster 5 лет назад +604

    "That sounds like something you should go to jail for!" is my second favorite line from your show.

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 5 лет назад +7

      I want this to be a new recurring meme

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +4

      Maybe then the directors will take notice...?

    • @jamesw5364
      @jamesw5364 3 года назад +2

      And get put in a room

    • @gst013
      @gst013 3 года назад +6

      "Nuns are tight!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 года назад +1

      Oh you mean a room?

  • @ponytailpotato309
    @ponytailpotato309 3 года назад +242

    “If that’s really the message you wanna send maybe we could donate that money to a charity-”
    “-No I wanna make a movie- Give me money.”
    “Fair enough- spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT.”
    “Well, there’s more where that came from- if you wanna give me some more money.”
    “I like your style.”

    • @johndurrett8359
      @johndurrett8359 3 года назад +23

      Hollywood giving preachy messages on Award nights and in Movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Then asking for more money. Call an Ambulance their clearly having a stroke

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 4 года назад +260

    "A movie is only as good as its villain."
    It's true, and I wish more people understood this, especially when the story or genre hinges on the villain.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 2 года назад +43

      Avatar's villain: "We're trying to get a rare mineral so our species doesn't basically go extinct."
      Audience after growing older and thinking more about it: "Wait..."

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 года назад +13

      @@midgetydeath The protagonist was the real villain all along.

    • @tirthankarmishra1420
      @tirthankarmishra1420 2 года назад +2

      @@midgetydeath wasn't that a company doing that for profit?

    • @ahhmm5381
      @ahhmm5381 2 года назад

      @@midgetydeath Yep. Any species will do practically anything to ensure survival.

    • @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq
      @ANONYMOUS-tg2tq Год назад +1

      @@jasperzanovich2504 HE IS NOT JAKE CHOOSE THE EXTINCTION OF HIS SPECIES OVER THE GENOCIDE OF NAVI
      AND HUMANS KILLED THEIR MOTHER EARTH

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 5 лет назад +3172

    I'm probably gonna regret this, but could you do a Titanic pitch meeting?😁

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 лет назад +1259

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE AANG?"

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 4 года назад +481

    Bet the real pitch went something like this......
    _"This story doesn't make any sense....."_ -Exec.
    _"I'm James Cameron."_ -James Cameron.
    _"Good enough. We're in."_ -Exec.

    • @PistonAvatarGuy
      @PistonAvatarGuy 4 года назад +7

      Almost every movie and TV show can be dissected just like this. Plot holes make things interesting.

    • @charizardjmj
      @charizardjmj 3 года назад +10

      "Well, if he's in, I'm in"

    • @tedferkin
      @tedferkin 3 года назад +10

      And being James Cameron is tight....

    • @chastion3689
      @chastion3689 2 года назад +1

      You might not like the story but it does make sense.
      People just love shitting on this movie and i'll never understand why.

    • @rayyanmerchant6681
      @rayyanmerchant6681 2 года назад +3

      @@chastion3689 people keep liking the story of avatar and I'll never understand why

  • @steelcommander9918
    @steelcommander9918 Год назад +46

    "why dont the humans just come back with more bombs" literely predicted the plot of avatar 2

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 11 месяцев назад

      * Why *
      * don't *
      * ~ bombs? *
      (* literally *)
      * Literally *
      * avatar 2. *
      * Avatar 2. *

  • @meblijebli2152
    @meblijebli2152 5 лет назад +392

    "Tell dont show"
    "Well i think you mightve gotten that backwards"
    "Whoops"
    "Whoopsie"

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +6

      I guess the USS Indianapolis speech in Jaws had it backwards.

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 3 года назад +4

      A thousand pictures is worth a single word

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +1

      @@rahulmenon9530 A thousand pictures of crap = crap.

  • @jamierawson8979
    @jamierawson8979 5 лет назад +371

    Expository dialogue spoken directly at the camera is tight

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine Год назад +67

    “What’s to prevent them from just coming back with more bombs?” 👀

    • @SoraTheKeyToEverything
      @SoraTheKeyToEverything Год назад +7

      The movies over

    • @thetay24
      @thetay24 Год назад +9

      @@SoraTheKeyToEverything or until you give me more money for a sequel

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Год назад +2

      They do that in the sequel 14 years later

    • @shmeepness1700
      @shmeepness1700 Год назад +2

      They did come back, it takes 12 years to travel to and back to pandora, the sequel is set 15 years later so they traveled back which took 6 years, then it took them 3 years to advance and gather more of their tech and then 6 to come back

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Год назад +2

      @@shmeepness1700 The real question is whether or not people will watch Avatar 3 in 2037

  • @13realmusic
    @13realmusic 4 года назад +776

    So we all going to ignore that ponytail beastiality thing

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +29

      it's okay, they submitted to it *shudders*

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 4 года назад +99

      It wasnt just beastiality, it was directly rape on camera. A bunch of people hunt down animals and watch as one of their ,members rapes and mind controls another living creature.

    • @troop546
      @troop546 4 года назад +27

      I think its more like a USB connector.

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 4 года назад +18

      @@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 so basically what people do to horses when they are broken in?

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 4 года назад +77

      @@silentlamb21 they insert their sex parts in them...and mind control them?

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 5 лет назад +718

    Send an ambulance anyway I like when the sirens go “WEE-UUOO!”

    • @The_Yosh
      @The_Yosh 4 года назад +24

      Wii U

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 года назад +9

      weeyoo weeyoo weeyoo weeyoo... CHOSEN ONE! *snort*

    • @S1nwar
      @S1nwar 4 года назад +6

      would be fun if it wasnt a serious crime. WOOOPSIE

    • @ringostingo5892
      @ringostingo5892 4 года назад

      Oh, that is a fun noise, sir!

    • @Boog_masskway
      @Boog_masskway 3 года назад

      And I really felt that didn’t you?

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 4 года назад +874

    “Plus that will keep the runtime down”
    “Actually it’s gonna be about 3 hours long”
    “OH MY GOD”
    Lmao, that killed me

  • @mouhiazeck
    @mouhiazeck Год назад +4

    "What's to prevent them from just coming back with more bombs?"
    "That's the neat part, they do"

  • @delix787
    @delix787 2 года назад +9

    2:33 The way that he says what?! Gets me every time. 😭

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 лет назад +580

    Dances with Smurfs is tight.

    • @joaorenz7784
      @joaorenz7784 5 лет назад +11

      I see a south park ref, I like it immediately.

    • @blackstarwing3332
      @blackstarwing3332 5 лет назад +2

      It simple man, I see a South Park ref, I like.

    • @Ghost7065
      @Ghost7065 4 года назад

      @@joaorenz7784 I thought it was robot chicken

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 5 лет назад +1707

    "So basically we're going to manufacture a computer-generated fantasy world where nothing even remotely resemble real nature then name the whole movie about the expensive piece of technology that we invented to film it."
    "And what's the message of the movie?"
    "That nature is amazing and obsession with technology is evil."

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 4 года назад +75

      Robert Slaughter "whoops."
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @VeganCossack
      @VeganCossack 4 года назад +36

      not sure why exactly it doesn't resemble "real nature", but ok

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 4 года назад +3

      Fair enough

    • @romanpapec6735
      @romanpapec6735 4 года назад +58

      @@VeganCossack Yeah I was curious about this comment too, well everyone has their opinions. I'll just have a hike on mountains floating nearby now.

    • @histkontext
      @histkontext 4 года назад +32

      @@VeganCossack I guess the flying islands? and it also looks more like PS3 game than real nature

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Год назад +56

    Can’t wait for the Avatar 2 Pitch Meeting.

    • @micahberlin8332
      @micahberlin8332 Год назад +2

      If he doesn’t mention act 3 being straight up the second half of titanic I’ll be sad

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 Год назад

      @@micahberlin8332 omg, never thought of the connection with titanic and james cameron. it is

  • @chetwood6517
    @chetwood6517 3 года назад +133

    “What’s to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?” “The movie’s over.”

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 года назад +3

      Absolutely love this reason! It works!

  • @isaacgruver7061
    @isaacgruver7061 5 лет назад +50

    "What's to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?"
    "The movie is over"
    My favorite line from any of these sketches.

  • @ryanmaddugal8059
    @ryanmaddugal8059 5 лет назад +138

    Ahh this
    *Pocahontas but,in space with some big blue* *kitty cats* movie
    is TIGHT!!😜

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 5 лет назад +5

      Hold on a minute... (picks up mobile) - "We need an ambulance, I think the guy i'm talk with is have a stroke."

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd Год назад +96

    This was very funny, as usual. I was weirdly disappointed that we didn't hear siren noises near the end of the video.

  • @theafricanpro658
    @theafricanpro658 Год назад +5

    What's preventing them from coming back with more. A.K.A avatar way of water

  • @HellfireClub242
    @HellfireClub242 5 лет назад +247

    Screenrant pitch meetings are TIGHT!!!

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 5 лет назад +40

    "Spending money on preachy messages is TIGHT."
    There has never been a more "Hollywood" thing uttered in any S.R. Pitch Meeting--ever.

  • @T1hitsTheHighestNote
    @T1hitsTheHighestNote 3 года назад +11

    "It's Pochahontas, but in space with some blue kitty cats"
    Yep, that pretty mcuh sums up the whoel thing.

  • @sandeepranjan4843
    @sandeepranjan4843 Год назад +3

    Pitch guy: What's to prevent them from coming back with more bombs?
    James Cameroon: Actually... Nothing.

  • @mrduckman225
    @mrduckman225 5 лет назад +131

    "We could donate that money to a good cause"
    "No I wanna make a movie, give me money"
    Anand G. Is right

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      A good cause? I thought it was a charity?

  • @joonyaboy
    @joonyaboy 5 лет назад +223

    This was amazing. Especially “Because the Movie’s over”

    • @fandomjuice7521
      @fandomjuice7521 2 года назад

      “Because the movie’s over”. In other words, the bad guys acknowledged that the movie was running near three hours and were super considerate of our short attention spans.

  • @1simo93521
    @1simo93521 4 года назад +45

    "And what's to stop them coming back with more bombs?"
    "Well the movies over?!"
    Lol!!!

  • @lances4803
    @lances4803 3 года назад +55

    I still think this particular Pitch Meeting has some of the best writing of the series. Very clever.

  • @willywonka4690
    @willywonka4690 5 лет назад +190

    "I can tell you right now I feel gross about it"🤣🤣🤣

  • @SharkorpionSwag
    @SharkorpionSwag 5 лет назад +325

    I'd love to see a Pitch Meeting for Pitch Meeting! I'm sure it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @mexicanadian0846
      @mexicanadian0846 5 лет назад +1

      Sugarbeastie and Tight

    • @PheydraSunstar
      @PheydraSunstar 5 лет назад +37

      Wish granted for the 100th episode 😄

    • @pavanipallam9953
      @pavanipallam9953 4 года назад +11

      It's there

    • @fandomjuice7521
      @fandomjuice7521 2 года назад +5

      Making pitch meetings for pitch meetings is tight!

    • @llMarvelous
      @llMarvelous 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, and now when it’s made, I can say it’s absolutely hilarious

  • @ScarletGhost53
    @ScarletGhost53 Год назад +9

    4:39 That really aged well. December 2022 now. Avatar: The Way of Water has been released.

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful Год назад

      And the Pitch meeting for it just got posted! 😀

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 года назад +71

    I'm gonna make an element you can't even imagine. I'll call it "inconceivium."

    • @blanketstarry7725
      @blanketstarry7725 3 года назад +14

      I automatically read "inconceivium" with the voice of Vizzini, from The Princess Bride.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 2 года назад +1

      James Cameron " write that down write that down "

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 Год назад

      @@blanketstarry7725 - you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

    • @blanketstarry7725
      @blanketstarry7725 Год назад +1

      @@donoimdono2702 Interesting comment...

  • @tonys617
    @tonys617 5 лет назад +12

    2:45 'you have to shove your thing into it's thing' 😂😂😂 I died!

  • @p.bamygdala2139
    @p.bamygdala2139 5 лет назад +408

    Shoving your thing in someone else's thing is TIGHT!

    • @jaredloveless
      @jaredloveless 5 лет назад +8

      P. B Amygdala on that note, Pitch Meeting of Big Mouth!

    • @lanerussell7958
      @lanerussell7958 4 года назад +11

      ...ideally, yes.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 4 года назад +19

      Let's not forget the " Mary Poppins is tight" comment for the Force Awakens pitch meeting.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 3 года назад +2

      @@SophiaAphrodite "Mary Poppins is tight" is so wrong & so funny on many levels.

    • @ferrous719
      @ferrous719 3 года назад +5

      If you're doing it right it's not tight at all, barely an inconvenience

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 3 года назад +9

    I’m in the minority of people who never liked Avatar so I’m all for this!

    • @aparnamohan6788
      @aparnamohan6788 10 месяцев назад +2

      Could not agree more. And the second one is worse than the first.

  • @josephchristensen4578
    @josephchristensen4578 3 года назад +18

    Dances with Wolves is the true inspiration. It's a scene-for-scene copy.

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 года назад +4

      So, Costner literally raped the wolves in that movie?

    • @newloon
      @newloon 2 года назад +2

      It's pretty damn close...the prairie/west is pandora...natives are the navi...buffalos are the unobtainium...us army is well, the same...both tame wild animals...only difference is really just the love interest in dances isn't a true native...other than that exact same movie

    • @tonysylar
      @tonysylar 2 года назад +1

      Danced with Wolves is a copy of A Man Called Horse (1957).

    • @tonysylar
      @tonysylar 2 года назад +1

      @@newloon Except it's a completely different type of movie. It offers a different experience, different characters, etc.
      Just because 2 movies have similar premises, that doesn't mean they are the same. Avatar is more concerned with being an action-adventure, fantasy popcorn flick, that most people can enjoy. While Dances with Wolves is a slow-burning western drama about Native American culture. It's much more concern with characters and the grit of reality back then, than it is at being a fun adventure.
      Avatar is also much better directed than Dances with Wolves.

  • @TueSorensen
    @TueSorensen 5 лет назад +94

    You haven't done PASSENGERS yet, have you? We need that pitch meeting!

  • @Ankit.Sethi.
    @Ankit.Sethi. 5 лет назад +86

    "Spending money on preachy messages is tight." 😂

    • @nmarch79
      @nmarch79 5 лет назад +2

      My favorite line from all the pitch meetings

  • @normancharlesworth1289
    @normancharlesworth1289 4 года назад +112

    At this point , I just click "like" before it even starts......

    • @fastacker2
      @fastacker2 4 года назад +17

      Clicking "like" before the video starts is tight.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 года назад +2

      I've read that the video is rated higher by RUclips, if the video, or at least some of it, is watched before the like button is hit. Makes sense, slows down the people trying to artificially inflate likes. So, I always wait (and also always hit like).

    • @Crazyjn
      @Crazyjn 3 года назад +3

      Just because it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience....🤷🏻‍♂️💯😂😂😂

    • @tgr.4550
      @tgr.4550 3 года назад +1

      RIGHT RIGHT
      LOL

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 года назад +10

    "Don't let me catch you ponytailing in there."
    - A good mother

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 5 лет назад +389

    M Night Shyalamalongmadingdong’s The Last Airbender Pitch Meeting

  • @nilow0713
    @nilow0713 5 лет назад +138

    How about a Pitch Meeting for the Hunger Games Franchise??

    • @ethank5681
      @ethank5681 5 лет назад +6

      “Won’t it be difficult to convince people this isn’t a rip off of the cult classic Battle Royale?”
      “Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

    • @elisabethavila220
      @elisabethavila220 4 года назад +1

      They just did that now! You can watch it on Screen rant :)

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +1

      They did it.
      "Great, now the child murdering is for the whole family!"

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 4 года назад +131

    When you went for the *Blue Girl* of the highest grossing movie of all time,to the *Green Girl* of the highest grossing movie of all time...
    *STONKS*

    • @jdbeier8520
      @jdbeier8520 4 года назад +48

      To do...
      1) Hire Zoe Saldana
      2) Paint her a primary color
      3) Make highest grossing movie of all time

    • @greasybumpkin1661
      @greasybumpkin1661 3 года назад +21

      @@jdbeier8520 green is a secondary colour tho

    • @afrarunduml1170
      @afrarunduml1170 3 года назад +13

      So... Zoe Saldana is a person of color?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      Very colourful!

  • @AkarshBalaji
    @AkarshBalaji 2 года назад +7

    When I was in fourth grade, my dad decided to stop at Taco Bell before we were gonna watch Avatar and we ended up being ten minutes late. I just learned about the whole brother part and introduction watching this pitch meeting. Thanks Ryan

  • @shoryuken5907
    @shoryuken5907 5 лет назад +8

    0:18 That face you make when your teacher asks you to read for the class but you don't even know which book they're talking about.

  • @abdelramirez4508
    @abdelramirez4508 5 лет назад +260

    Do pitch meetings for canceled movies like the amazing spider man 3 or Batman vs robin 2

    • @opinionofmine3238
      @opinionofmine3238 5 лет назад +26

      That would be really backwards to the whole pitch meeting thing. He takes scene from the movie and offers a "picth meeting" from a retroactive perspective, but half the joke is always that nomatter what both the writer and the producer always go along with basically anything.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 5 лет назад +13

      Opinionofmine it could work though...they can go forward with all the stupidity and cancel it for something that would actually be good

    • @derinwithaq5811
      @derinwithaq5811 4 года назад +2

      I’m sure this comment would be much more popular if you had added “You should” at the beginning

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 4 года назад +2

      There was a batman vs robin?

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard 4 года назад

      @@92brunod YEAH! Could jsut cancel it and then at the end pitch guy just says "I mean, we could always reboot Batman to be more darker, gritter and more grounded."

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 2 года назад +65

    "Hard to believe nobody ever thought of attacking Toruk from above."
    I think it was supposed to be because he's from outside of their culture. None of them ever thought of that because the whole idea is to prove you're worthy by besting him in combat, which means approaching head on. Sam Worthington just wants to win, so he sneak attacks the dragon.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 2 года назад +24

      he also had a lot less to loose, as he would simply wake up a human.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 года назад +9

      Actually there’s a easier explanation:
      The Aliens are one note creatures that are almost hive mind in nature with how they act, a common and easy trope to make a alien an alien compared to humans.

  • @baba58201
    @baba58201 Год назад +33

    Watching Avatar pitch meeting 2 days before watching the sequel is tight.

  • @novastudios2147
    @novastudios2147 5 лет назад +38

    Please do a pitch meeting for Lost! Confusing island timelines are *TIGHT*

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 5 лет назад +56

    "The person I'm talking to is having a stroke" ..!?
    I'm SOOOOO going to use this in real LIFE.

  • @liamnoah6648
    @liamnoah6648 3 года назад +6

    (4:49)
    Screenwriter >>> Nature is important and if you let money drive your motivation, you are a bad person
    Producer >>> What kind of budget are you aiming for?
    Screenwriter >>> About a quarter of a billion dollars 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @ericneal8582
    @ericneal8582 2 года назад +8

    While Ryan was coming up with descriptors for this movie he forgot "dances with wolves but CGI."

  • @brandonjackson7529
    @brandonjackson7529 4 года назад +277

    Shove your thing into it's thing, but's it's gonna fight back, so you really need to shove it in there. That sounds like something you should go to jail for.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dtellamc11
    @Dtellamc11 5 лет назад +12

    "Well you have to wrestle it down and shove your thing into it's thing, it's gonna fight back so you really need to pin it down and shove your tail in there"
    It's that simple, barely an inconvenience.

  • @sk1ttlz904
    @sk1ttlz904 2 года назад +14

    Best way to save time on watching movies: Just watch a pitch meeting to see if it's really that worth it.

  • @MooShaka89
    @MooShaka89 4 года назад +49

    My favorite will always be "whoops" "whoopsie"

  • @Bkwarrior420
    @Bkwarrior420 5 лет назад +45

    Pitch meeting for jay and silent bob strikes back please :)

  • @williamjameshoffer4405
    @williamjameshoffer4405 5 лет назад +15

    Wow. Preachy movies are tight is a pretty incisive criticism of Hollywood. Nice work!

  • @user-tl5ru7jc1j
    @user-tl5ru7jc1j 4 года назад +107

    Director: we should donate it"
    Screen writer: "no I wanna make a movie give me money"
    I'm weak 🤣

  • @tarfap.kpamber9732
    @tarfap.kpamber9732 4 года назад +2

    4:44 - 5:13 That whole exchange about the message and the budget🤣🤣🤣

  • @VoidlessHue
    @VoidlessHue 5 лет назад +40

    Time to plug my ponytail into some animals!

  • @LetsPlayGamez
    @LetsPlayGamez 5 лет назад +36

    Hey Ryan, could you do a Pitch Meeting for the Netflix show Disenchantment? That would be tight!

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 5 лет назад

      LetsPlayGamez if he doesn't say super easy barely an inconvenience as a response I'll be mad.

  • @Winged_Snek
    @Winged_Snek 3 года назад +8

    I don't know why the first time I heard "Super easy, barely and inconvenience", I laughed.
    I don't know why I still laugh at it.
    But I still laugh every time

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 3 года назад +15

    3D was 90% of the films appeal and the only reason I thought it was good the first time I saw it. When I re-saw it in 2d I realized it was donkey doo

  • @lexnellis4869
    @lexnellis4869 5 лет назад +157

    Missed joke: "it sounds like you're having a stroke." I am, of genius!"

  • @vanillajack5925
    @vanillajack5925 5 лет назад +13

    I always compared Avatar to Fern Gully meets Dances with Wolves :)

  • @Lazurath101
    @Lazurath101 4 года назад +3

    "Unobtanium" is actually a sort of joke term from engineering about a supposedly perfect element that could do everything the engineer needed it to do. It made its way into sci-fi and has been a fairly common term in the genre since, so having it in Avatar is basically a reference to all this.

  • @toteallyfoxybags3851
    @toteallyfoxybags3851 4 года назад +17

    I'm so glad I discovered these videos. It's made the pandemic much more tolerable!

  • @faithrichardson2454
    @faithrichardson2454 5 лет назад +15

    At the beginning of this there was an ambulance going by my house,

  • @StephenCharlesTV
    @StephenCharlesTV 5 лет назад +38

    LOL, "Join the clan" "There's this thing with the ponytail" "You have to pin it down and plug in the ponytail" 😂

  • @piotrsegal6475
    @piotrsegal6475 3 года назад +3

    2:10
    Meanwhile Jake: "You'll never guess where I am."

  • @jcm2680
    @jcm2680 День назад +3

    Im suprised he didnt make the joke about how this is basically I, Robot but with blue people

  • @ariadnac.3228
    @ariadnac.3228 5 лет назад +3

    I swear to god I lost it at 2:52 I even had to pause the vid cause I couldn't stop laughing

  • @sagarraisinghani8676
    @sagarraisinghani8676 3 года назад +2

    3:20 Uhh... ok Uhh... awesome
    I simply loved this 😂

  • @MsFashizo
    @MsFashizo 4 года назад +1

    Those connect the ponytail with animal scenes will never be the same again for me.

  • @virajreddy3850
    @virajreddy3850 5 лет назад +57

    Fans: Pfft I'd love to see you critique avatar. It's probably one of the best films to ever exis-
    ScreenRant: Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 года назад

      @M M Ahhh, so it was only torture for 2 hours? Seems like you should stop torturing yourself sooner.

  • @1waytickettopluto
    @1waytickettopluto 5 лет назад +34

    Back to the Future pitch meeting.

    • @AmitZinmanVideo
      @AmitZinmanVideo 5 лет назад +2

      And then his mother hits on him. What? Yes, and then she either is gonna marry his pervy dad or some other guy who is basically Donald Trump, or both, depending on your point of view.

  • @Thecoolaccount
    @Thecoolaccount 4 года назад +9

    “What’s the mineral called?”
    “Eridium.”

    • @mirmuhammed6494
      @mirmuhammed6494 4 года назад +1

      That's literally what I was waiting to here hahah

  • @allegate387
    @allegate387 Год назад +2

    "What's to prevent them from coming back with more bombs" hey I didn't know Ryan saw a cut of Avatar 2 four years ago.

  • @jawill24
    @jawill24 5 лет назад +5

    “Whats to stop them from coming back the movie is over” my new favorite line

  • @BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW
    @BluesCluesTheWigglesFTW 5 лет назад +28

    30 seconds in and i’m already died of laughter!!! 😂😂