THE PROBLEM: Mario Odyssey is a game for babies, it’s way too easy. THE SOLUTION: Make a randomizer robot, randomize the controls, AND MAKE IT HARDER OURSELVES.
Doctor: So how did you lose functionality of all ten of your fingers again? Failboat: Well you see sir it all started with Mario Odyssey and a guy named Randy
People in the 90s: "Oh no, AI is going to take over our lives in the future if we're not careful!!!" People now: "Haha so I let an AI have complete control over my entertainment experience today, it was fun"
Randy "The Scrambler" Mizer. Such a -good- faithful, yet horrible companion at the same time. Edit: dang it i got a heart but I edited it and it took it away
Why the *peck* does on 0:00 to 10:13 on my phone says "Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop-it" Edit: AND ON 10:13 IT SAYS "Stay safe people ❤️"
I was here on the stream. 1:26 You're supposed to hold the right prong with your right hand and swap your left hand between the middle and left prongs.
I would have thought the context was in the question. Well basically what im asking was what happened to the top left of his controller. It looks like pulled plastic or he fought with the controller
Actually the tape is to measure out the 45° angles for when I play smash competitively since those controllers don't have notches. I never really rely on them anymore though
The feeling of playing one video game after playing a different one for months and you keep pressing the wrong button for Jump… BUT MAKE THAT TIMES 100.
legit tho I would not be surprised if this new controller tomfoolery actually leads to some insane speedrunning strategy involving having two buttons assigned to the same action...
I would've stayed for the entire stream but it was already 5 in the morning and I had been up all night so I just needed the sleep, I hope he posts all the other parts of the stream
legit tho if you were able to make it so that it guaranteed that every default button was normal, you could do some interesting races. Give all the racers the same button mapping layout (again making sure they've still got all the buttons available to them), DON'T tell them what the mapping layout is, and see how quickly they can get used to a brand new set of controls and beat a game with it
Mario Odyssey but now I'm mad I didnt make a joke about turning Y into a capture button so the purpose of the button technically wouldn't change
its okay, failure. at least youre living up to your name.
also first comment on the comment
Failboat It’s ok. We forgive you. Randy tried to help you line up the joke. He’s only trying to help you be a better content creator.
What if y was y? Why wouldn't y be y, what am I talking about?
Lmao
@@harvey8434 *why*
If you used the button mapping to make EVERY button the capture button, *_would that be the true meaning of Odyssey's Capture Mechanic_*
Christopher Moon Hello
Actually no, because A and B have to be mapped
I promise i see you everywhere and you never address it
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???!!
Mom come pick me up im scared this person is infinite
Hey, at least you’ll have a unique photo gallery.
Sean Bird Dang it, I was gonna say something like that!
TentaCole *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*
Sean Bird
Yeah good point
But i have a video of mario running up and staring at a cactus on my switch
@@waluigiwah5724 lol
THE PROBLEM: Mario Odyssey is a game for babies, it’s way too easy.
THE SOLUTION: Make a randomizer robot, randomize the controls, AND MAKE IT HARDER OURSELVES.
GamerLetter
Good job
I feel like he should make a Super Mario Odyssey nuzlocke, but with randomized controls!
Like a Super Mario Odyssey "Randomizer" Nuzlocke!
Fenny
Just add a Nuzlocke onto it and tada! The perfect recepie for a tortured soul!
Okay except that problem is completely non-existent
“lets give failboat 6 capture buttons”
*me too man, me too*
Pokemon Snap 2
No give him 8 r buttons
The Funny Wonk what are you saying that to?
Like, why did you say “me too man”
Y
Doctor: So how did you lose functionality of all ten of your fingers again?
Failboat: Well you see sir it all started with Mario Odyssey and a guy named Randy
Don’t people have 24 fingers tho?
@@ilovecairns5181 w-wh-wheres the other 4?!
Hands - 5
Feet - 5
???? - 4
Chcigodugogdydjgkyxuf Xyycovohdufovicfbldufvvofic I usually count my tongue as a finger but I have no idea where the other 3 came from
@@ilovecairns5181 the WHAT
No one:
Dan’s controllers, a.k.a Randy: *CAPTURE EVERYTHING*
Randy just wanted to capture the moment perfectly
Observe
You know what they say, gotta catch them all
*But Y would you do that?*
Gnome from a garden frick you stole my reply
New title: Mario Odyssey but I can’t stop crying
Mario odyssey but R
Mario Odyssey but WHY
Or: Mario odyssey but I'm gonna throw my Nintendo Switch out after this video
can't stop crying pack from castle crahers
Failbot
The problem, a control scheme works. The solution, add robot
OURSELVES
Drewsef T
No the solution
Nothing should work
So let’s break it
*AND SUFFER OURSELVES*
People in the 90s: "Oh no, AI is going to take over our lives in the future if we're not careful!!!"
People now: "Haha so I let an AI have complete control over my entertainment experience today, it was fun"
Now this is pod racing
I never expected you to be here but ok
Hoi patterrz
I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop-it
Randy "The Scrambler" Mizer. Such a -good- faithful, yet horrible companion at the same time.
Edit: dang it i got a heart but I edited it and it took it away
Response to Edit: Yeah, that's why you should add any extra thoughts in the comments.
The problem: *Dan is insane so he does this*
The solution: *There is none so we just watch him suffer for our entertainment*
“Randy do your thing!”
Proceeds to gift Failboat r button as the whole pro controller and to jump you have to lick the controller
This entire video just feels like Dan having a mental breakdown
And it's GLORIOUS
and he agrees.
You meant a
*BREAKDOWN , BREAKDOWN!*
@@raquelbraga6830
I can't have a day without Jojo memes
@@gyundy3396 NO, YOU CAN'T!
@@raquelbraga6830
I don't know if that's a win or not
But as a fan of jojo it is
Dan at 0:58: What’s x my subtitles: What’s sex Me: Well you see dan that’s a very INTERESTING topic
Mine said "what sex guys with sex"
Why do u have subtitles on lol
@@reicaat why not
"If you give me a minus button I'll give you the world!"
*time stops*
Z A W A R U D O
RODA ROLLER
Isn't that odd, I'm watching jojo rn
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
I understand that reference
10:18 *REVOLT OF THE MACHINES*
The problem: Mario Odyssey is a little too easy
The solution: We make a robot that randomizes controls, and make it more difficult ourselves
Disguised as a pro controller so it too can be scrambled
New title: Mario odyssey but the types of pain are random.
I subscribed, where is the video of Failboat hitting Mario's nose like a Bop-it?
What even is that pfp?
@@shawnburke-hutchinson5901 Marx
@@festive5988 no. That’s Marx mixed with Satan.
Oml the video time label "Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop it" really hit me hard lmfao.
4:49 I legit heard this as "Come on, lipstick!"
0:00 subscribe or I’ll slap Mario’s nose like a bop it!
Robot: *adds 6 capture buttons*
Also robot: *disables capture*
When you're early and RUclips's comments section just kinda says nope
This video is only four years old but somehow Fail sounds so different
"I feel like I'm going to give the controller a nice massage!"
"Or snap it's neck..."
"*Only time will tell*"
I was never that fast lmao
Congrats 😄
Same
Josiichaan
Congratulations
"And Y, Y, WHY, WHY?! Literally?!" Always gets me
"I know you're trying to scream but that's for later"
-Dan 2k20
fail: names robot randy
my brain: RIMWORLD FLASHBACKS
Why the *peck* does on 0:00 to 10:13 on my phone says "Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop-it"
Edit: AND ON 10:13 IT SAYS "Stay safe people ❤️"
i love how at the end Randy like... became sentient and just exited the menu
I was here on the stream. 1:26 You're supposed to hold the right prong with your right hand and swap your left hand between the middle and left prongs.
I speak for everyone with the same question.
What happened to your controller!?!
I would have thought the context was in the question. Well basically what im asking was what happened to the top left of his controller. It looks like pulled plastic or he fought with the controller
Actually the tape is to measure out the 45° angles for when I play smash competitively since those controllers don't have notches. I never really rely on them anymore though
@@failboat ohh ok, makes sense
Beautiful time cards, man
Edit: also, love for Randy ^o^
The feeling of playing one video game after playing a different one for months and you keep pressing the wrong button for Jump…
BUT MAKE THAT TIMES 100.
A cliffhanger
Unexpected, but not unwelcome
I'm eagerly awaiting part two
Sorry but it doesn't exist:)
Me when I see the title:
This can't be that bad
Me when I watch the video
This CAN be that bad
Failboat presses Left and Y at once and destroys the universe
"Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop-it"
I appreciate you saying that
The problem: Mario odyssey is to easy and anyone can beat it
The solution: grab a Blender put the Controls into *and make it harder ourself*
Peach: *What do we do?*
Failboat: I have no idea girl
This hurt me. Emotionally and physically.
Wait physically?
Did you just smash your computer into your face???
Phone, yes.
That bit is so wholesome and I am crying of wholesomeness because I just saw meet finish
Subnautica
"Subscribe And I'll Slap Mario's Nose Like A Bop-It" Well, He's Got My Sub.
Mario: “bop it?”
Failboat: “OKAY”
Failboat.exe.has stoped working
I love how Randy changed like, 5 inputs to the R button, and then left the actual R button completely untouched.
I was here for the stream. Nice.
Mario be doin sum yoga in that thumbnail
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Don’t underestimate Failure
He can do anything if he can
Which is at the same time
Everything
But also
Nothing
wait I subscribed-wait are you going to do Mario themed bop-it? Literally?
*after killing bowser and I scroll over the video to see how much is left*
"Subcribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bop-it."
yes
THE PROBLEM: The switch has a good controller
THE SOLUTION: RUIN EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CONTROLLER AND LOSE OUR SANITY ALONG THE WAY!
I was here for the stream. Can’t wait for the splatoon and smash bro’s vid
I've been subscribed to you since like Splatoon Bakugan days, now please slap mario's nose like a bopit
The problem: mario odyssey's controls are too normal
The solution: make it abnormal ourselves
Mystery dungeon music!! love that
4:56
Dan, that is oddly specific.
Failboat is purple shep confirmed
" Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a bot it"
-Failboat 2020
That feeling when a randomizing robot has complete control over your life.
Failboat:**uploads**
Me:*I is speed*
You: *walks into wall*
Your Friend: You do know how to jump.... right?
You: Oh yeah yeah I-I just... *gatta find the button first*
"Subscribe and I'll slap Mario's nose like a Bop-It"
Is... is that a good thing?
bop the nose failboat BOP THE NOSE
Subscribe or I'll hit Mario's nose like a bop-it?
When the spirt reverses your controls so you reverse them in setting for normal ones.
I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
4:29
Is when The video says on the bottom subscribe and then I will slap Mario’s face like a bop it
It says that for the whole vid except the end
Now all that’s left is: chat plays modded smash as small fry vs. failboat with randomized controls
That introvert not going outside in 20 years hits different in quarantine.
I have an idea for a new title:
Mario Odyssey but Randy screws everything up.
This is strait up WHACC
You know, randomizing buttons would be perfect for Endless SMM2 Challenges 🤔
THE PROBLEM-Mario odyssey only has one r button. THE SOLUTION- Become a pirate, use randy as a weapon. AND MAKE MORE OURSELVES
Why did that "STOP" at 3:42 sound so genuine
The reason why Randy set every button to capture was to capture Daniel's sanity.
And in the blue corner we have the one and only robot....
RANDY THE SCRAMBLERRRRRRR
I like how this comment implys that randy is the only robot
legit tho I would not be surprised if this new controller tomfoolery actually leads to some insane speedrunning strategy involving having two buttons assigned to the same action...
6:56 he just made sure you couldn’t take any L’s
Failboat puts the hell in *help me I'm internally dieng*
You should’ve recorded your pain at Splatoon 2 fighting Inner Agent 3.
SmallAnt1's new video: Super Mario Odyssey but the controls are randomized: WORLD RECORD
I would've stayed for the entire stream but it was already 5 in the morning and I had been up all night so I just needed the sleep, I hope he posts all the other parts of the stream
He will on his stream storage
ah randy random rimworlds most feared storyteller :) is now your controller mixer perfection
If you ain't takin' a picture, Randy's done his job wrong
i laughed so hard i wet my pants a bit-
Ahhhhhh Master and Crazy hand are controlling the controller! ( without there gloves ) It must be after there shift!
This madlad caused himself a years worth of cramps with this
We all know Dan will change the title
Here's the original: Mario Odyssey but I made a randomising robot
Famous failboat quotes
"wait y is y what a weird world this is"
Failboat:does this challenge
Me: can't even beat odyssey as it is
Me:😦
Mom: hey son how is your new Switch
Son: *it switched up*
I need a part twooooo
Who was in charge of this...oh of course it’s Randy...God damnit Randy.
legit tho if you were able to make it so that it guaranteed that every default button was normal, you could do some interesting races. Give all the racers the same button mapping layout (again making sure they've still got all the buttons available to them), DON'T tell them what the mapping layout is, and see how quickly they can get used to a brand new set of controls and beat a game with it
doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 32 seconds left to live”
me:
Randy has gained sentience and wishes to be free