“They look oddly mystified to be traveling through a pipe” I think you’re ignoring the part where they’re suspended in a glittery pink in-between dimension.
After the SLGB incident, Mario took a long look at his lifestyle and realized his sexist and homophobic attitudes were alienating everyone around him. Interviews with him around 2006 revealed that when King Boo kidnapped him, he felt he “deserved that-a punishment” and “a-didn’t want to be-a rescued”. When Luigi saved him, he decided to turn over a new leaf as thanks. It was a hard habit to break, as you can see here, but by the mid 2010s he had pretty much done a complete turnaround. Some sources claim that when he was rejected by Peach in late 2017, he went through a brief relapse, but these are unconfirmed.
Good kitty (remembers being a furry in miitopia) oh okay fun fact I like cats so i became a cat in miitopia the princess then back to cleric tbh i really liked the cat job so much that when i was a princess i made a random mii in my c team a cat
“Are your sure you want to stab Mario trough the heart” *Ahem* Would you like to take an sheet if metal foraged into a acute triangle, the pierce into Mario Mario the mascot of Nintendo, though one of his most valuable organs with a spike, is the action you shall (maybe, I don’t really know) do by pressing at the button on your controller labeled with a “A”
Do you plan on confirming that you wish to commit 1st degree murder towards famous videogame character Mario via cutting open his beating blood vessel through his skin with a sharp object known as a Knife?
In kirby games it's like "Delete?" "Ye" "Really?" "Ye" "Are you sure?" "Ye" "But are you really sure??" "Ye" " *BUT ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, 100℅ SURE????* " "Yeah jeez" "Aight"
@Zombathin Lost Leg Hacker Cat he’s or she’s talking about is that what he calls Go furry boy go. My guess is Abyss is asking is that what he calls furry’s. (Edit) I didn’t watch much Spongebob Squarepants, so... yeah.
To be fair he has streamed the early game of 3 Houses once so he's probably known it before hand. But yeah Fodlán Winds made the last parts of the vib more epic than they should've.
lmao the name of the segment for the very last second of this video is "One day youtube annotations will come back" Of course they won't, when's the last time youtube actually made their platform _better_ ?
At 5:25 Failboat actually got the "FURRY FLOAT" glitch but canceled it out before he realized and then later he got the glitch again but that time he keep floating instead of stopping which is what he did the first time
I Love that game! I have almost beated it with my dad! Edit: Also i have no idea why but i always Pet the enemies cause it looks kinda cute XD Edit 2: and i Pet my dad (hes always Mario) and myself (im always peach) Edit: 3 HOLY COW! Thank you all from the likes! :D
Yes this is the failboat content i love. Seeing a cut up version of a probably almost hour segment to do a glitch that took the entire segment to break reality just to prove your a furry
"Now I’ll give you a *special* pet", Dan… you need to choose your words more carefully… someone’s gonna use that out of context, and it’ll sound… very… 18+…
After all that dying, hopefully Peach understand the hell that Mario goes through every time he saves her. But offering her a flower is apparently misogynistic.
Failboat: I had to buy a new gamepad... *When Mario Maker 2 went out* Failboat: I don't need the Wii U anymore! Let's stab it with a knife and mayo-chup!
"He's like redstone dust. Except alive. *I think.*"
Ominous.
*t o a d i s n o t a l i v e*
That moment when you try and fail to use the bold font shortcut
Why'd I think the "Ominous" was the Read more button
1:52
Regular people playing 3D World: Gotta watch out for those enemies. Man, this game is fun!
Failboat: *Gotta pet those plants u know*
Enemies bro.
Hey im the 800th like :D
*P E T M E*
@@curiouscreator8806 n o
𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙩
Oh hey, it's me!
Oh hey how aren't you pinned already?
Remember me when this blows up adios....
Remember me I was the third comment on a+start comment along with the other dude above me
its the glitch man himself
Cool
“They look oddly mystified to be traveling through a pipe”
I think you’re ignoring the part where they’re suspended in a glittery pink in-between dimension.
And he's looking at peaches, uh, *P E A C H .*
@@gabriellaedwards9yearoldwi255 The fact that he looks away so quick, it's almost like he's thinking, "Mama mia, the princess forgot to wear panties!"
After the SLGB incident, Mario took a long look at his lifestyle and realized his sexist and homophobic attitudes were alienating everyone around him. Interviews with him around 2006 revealed that when King Boo kidnapped him, he felt he “deserved that-a punishment” and “a-didn’t want to be-a rescued”. When Luigi saved him, he decided to turn over a new leaf as thanks. It was a hard habit to break, as you can see here, but by the mid 2010s he had pretty much done a complete turnaround. Some sources claim that when he was rejected by Peach in late 2017, he went through a brief relapse, but these are unconfirmed.
Zachary Wooden
W h a t
@@gabriellaedwards9yearoldwi255 oh noes
Can you find a 3D World glitch that can get us early access to 3D World Switch, or at the very least, a glitch that gives us a look at Bowser's Fury
sadly i cant
God damnit I’ve been trying for days and haven’t succeeded yet
I wish
Havent i seen you somewhere?
kirb star oh, hi kirby radio friend.
I swear each of failboat's episodes is like a trippy anime scene and I think I'm losin it.
"Oh no, the fairies are in bottles/jars"
Everyone:(sweats very hard) oh no
Also everyone: anyway
NO! BOWSER! THOSE AREN'T THE FARIES FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA! THEY CANT REVIVE YOU FROM DEATH!
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges *GAME OVER*
Im ur 100 Like
the rainbow dash jar
The Title: Glitching Mario 3D World
The first minute: *GOOD GOOMBA GOOD KITTY*
Basically the rest of the video:
*_go catgirl go_*
Good kitty
(remembers being a furry in miitopia)
oh okay fun fact I like cats so i became a cat in miitopia the princess then back to cleric tbh i really liked the cat job so much that when i was a princess i made a random mii in my c team a cat
It's like you were expecting something different
ive had mario3D world for years and i loved it i never knew you could pet the goombas wtf please tell me how i need to pet the goombas
@@breesnutz you touch the gamepad
"Oh no. The fairy's have been put into bottles"
Link: *carefully puts pink fairy in a bottle into his pocket*
"We can go anywhere, we can pet anything." -Failboat 2020
*WE CAN EVEN PET YOU*
"They don't make doorstops like these"
Distant laughter
lol why
If anyone is wondering, the music at 8:05 is called Fodlan winds or something like that, its from Fire Emblem
“Are your sure you want to stab Mario trough the heart”
*Ahem*
Would you like to take an sheet if metal foraged into a acute triangle, the pierce into Mario Mario the mascot of Nintendo, though one of his most valuable organs with a spike, is the action you shall (maybe, I don’t really know) do by pressing at the button on your controller labeled with a “A”
Do you plan on confirming that you wish to commit 1st degree murder towards famous videogame character Mario via cutting open his beating blood vessel through his skin with a sharp object known as a Knife?
"Kill heart?"
@MALAKAI PUGH It’s time for Edit number 2
In kirby games it's like
"Delete?"
"Ye"
"Really?"
"Ye"
"Are you sure?"
"Ye"
"But are you really sure??"
"Ye"
" *BUT ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, 100℅ SURE????* "
"Yeah jeez"
"Aight"
Fail: Man..Yeesh..why does everyone make a furry...?
Also Fail: *plays a game about furry Mario, finally accepting his furriness*
@cook_iiz’s yt UW *nope*
STOP MAKEING FUN OF FURRIES!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH THEM?!?!?!
@@gloriazelaya3358 We aren't!
We are LAUGHING WITH THEM
Correction: Furriness
@cook_iiz I also am a furry, and I’m not afraid to say it. Go Furfail!
Imagine paying Charles martinet to meow just for the end of a level lol
Yes
Who gave manny a youtube account
@@FilledOfOJ I know right 🤣
0:17-0:22 Basically every Kirby game
"Go furry boy, go! Go furry boy, go! Go furry boy, go!!"
...
Is that what he calls it?
@Zombathin Lost Leg Hacker Cat he’s or she’s talking about
is that what he calls Go furry boy go. My guess is Abyss is asking
is that what he calls furry’s. (Edit)
I didn’t watch much Spongebob Squarepants, so...
yeah.
Is that a SpongeBob reference?
@@paedofilegaming Bingo!
@@abyss1315 yeah but I did at least had favorite ones and did see 2 movies of him.
@@PM-rh6yq Oh sorry, I didn't read your reply properly at first, so I didn't know you still saw it :0
The cut from the 3d world ost and the Qumu remix at 0:54 was absolutely seamless wow
I expected this to be a 3D World playthrough, but it turned into a hard grind for an inconsequential glitch just for the heck of it.
Nice
Stab Mario through the heart?
Don’t make me feel guilty about all the files I’ve deleted
For real though, when you delete a file in Mario 64, you hear Mario screaming.
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *mario screams with pain and agony*
😲😳 that's DARK!
Being a hero ain’t easy, especially for Mario
@@dr.cornball1172 *MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAMAAAA
Watching this reminds me of how beautiful 3D world was on the Wii U
Then you have Failboat
I watched 10 min of a man saying hes a furry
Quarantine life btw
You heard of people saying they're not a furry NOW GET READY FOR IM A FURRY THE SEQUEL
@@seantaggart7382 basically the sequel to "im a furry but"
@@saincx0m9 YEAH
TyrGamer44 Boi
Why?
TyrGamer44 Boi Ok so what
10 minutes of failboat doing glitch that just brings peach to a crupted nightmare realm
I'm subscribing because of the dark bowser and fire emblem music.
I subscribed because he makes funny videos that can cure my depression.
"Oh no, the furries have been put into bottles!"
Just hate when that happens...
Also yeah, I'm aware that he says "fairies", just don't want people to think that I'm dumb
Ikr, so annoying!!!
Me: NOT THE FUR
I don't wanna be put in a bottle ;w;
@@bloodmuzzle GET IN THE BOTTLE!
I NEED YOUR DNA FOR CONVERSION OF HUMANITY woops said too much
me: watching this
Failboat: YES! i can pet her in the corrupted realm!
also me: *Insane laughter*
0:19 *ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAB MARIO THROUGH THE HEART*
Me: ...
Still going hold on
Almost there
Yes *I do*
Therapist: pog tanoki isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Pog leaf:
*gasp*
T a n o k i
Me: *looks at comment*
Also me: ah so I have, as you would say, do de bod gammar
Joshua Marks The P in P-wing stands for Pog
Oh god yes
When in the final started i cranked that volume and TOOK TO THE SKIESSS
HE DISCOVERED FIRE EMBLEM MUSIC, FAILBOAT GROWS TOO STRONG
Very Yelloo indeed
lol i put that one in, but yes he'll probably use it more
@@Squilly4 you will make failboat too powerful! I got hyped when i heard it!
To be fair he has streamed the early game of 3 Houses once so he's probably known it before hand.
But yeah Fodlán Winds made the last parts of the vib more epic than they should've.
He sadly didn’t put it in the description
That Goomba was such a good boi. RIP Goomba, we barely knew ya. Gone but not forgotten
In which Boat throws a raccoon off a cliff and makes it experience Requiem
"Oh no the fairies have been put into bottles."
Link: 😳
Mario: Impacted for seen a fairy trapped in a bottle.
Link: First time?
"Are you sure you want to stab mario in the heart"
Failboat:... yes
Me: *STAB*
Me: *STAB*
Me: *STAB*
Me: *STAB*
And RUclips says MAKE 3 MORE
But it works
"Are you sure you want to STAB MARIO THROUGH THE HEART?"
sephiroth: *correct*
Also Sephiroth: y e s
the sequal that actually happend
Remember me kirb star
@@comedyman8205 uh i dont remember
i swear fails ability to make anything dramatic is a superpower of some sort and he uses it for nothing but good
Failboat: Glitches Mario 3D World
Everyone: ok
ok
ok
ok
Ok
ok
bowser : look at me, i am the link now.
maroi : no. * goes through many levels to save the fairys
This had me at tears by the end. A true masterpiece.
lmao the name of the segment for the very last second of this video is "One day youtube annotations will come back"
Of course they won't, when's the last time youtube actually made their platform _better_ ?
8:54 the synchronization is my life
At 5:25 Failboat actually got the "FURRY FLOAT" glitch but canceled it out before he realized and then later he got the glitch again but that time he keep floating instead of stopping which is what he did the first time
Ok but why does everyone hate the
Wii U? It wasn’t that bad of a console, right?
it was:(
^false^
True
Xtra Plyr actully ur wrong it was
*stabby stab*
"Was this your premiere?"
Galaxy: Am I a joke to you?
1:10 his internal suffering from petting cat goombas
I Love that game! I have almost beated it with my dad!
Edit: Also i have no idea why but i always Pet the enemies cause it looks kinda cute XD
Edit 2: and i Pet my dad (hes always Mario) and myself (im always peach)
Edit: 3 HOLY COW! Thank you all from the likes! :D
I pet my dad too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I played this with my sibling and beat the game I love this game soooo much because of that
TheEggoEffect this was supposed to be a wholesome comment, please delete your reply.
I played it mostly alone...
I still really loved the game tho!
Owen Meier
His comment improved it
0:33 oh no oh no oh no oh no *NOT THE JARS*
Yes this is the failboat content i love. Seeing a cut up version of a probably almost hour segment to do a glitch that took the entire segment to break reality just to prove your a furry
Are you sure you want to stab Mario in the heart?
Me: p e r h a p s
You executed that glitch "pur"fectly. It had some "cat"astrophic effects on how the game looked.
1:09 smokers voiced failboat: g o o d k I t t y
"Are you sure you want to stab Mario through the heart?"
Failboat: clicks delete save data
Don’t treat my Goomba army like that, they deserve respect
Hi king Jong un
Well if they are like others
*FIRES*
yeah took only one shot
Me: i fear no man, but that thing...
Thimbnail: exists
Me: it scares me...
Nobody:
Random guy watching beginning cutscene: Wait a minute, why did Nintendo copy this from their direct?
Never. Ever. Pet. A. Goomba. Again.
0:50 YO I'M ON TV!
I saw ya :D
@@AmillyReal thanks for noticing
Same
Only failboat can hype up simple things like glitches and make you genuinely exited when he pulls it off
I just watched 10 minutes of a man trying to justify being a furry
9:03 “D4C!”
*_*dimension noises*_*
9:08 “The only one who can move through this world to the next is me..”
wHoS tHe gOoD bOi, iMmA gIvE u a eXtRa sPeCiAl pEt: *S Q U I S H*, gOoD kItTy!!
0:57
Please do more of these 3D world glitches, I love glitches in general, and these seem amazing!
Failboat: glitching 3D world
My mind: Failboat trying to break the game
so no one gonna talk about that SMOOTH TRANSITION FROM THE SONG TO THE QUMU VERSION AT 0:53-0:54
1:10 *gOoD kItTy*
The fact this made my 2016-now and hearing the music makes me .....sad
I want furry float in bold font on a tee shirt, and it gradually duplicates like it does in the forbidden realm
That music sync with Fodlan winds have me so much adrenaline that I literally exploded off my couch
Damn the bowser's inside story music Is so goooooooood
And eventually, Peach stopped thinking
Sometimes I wonder why I have subbed
Brooooo It’s been so long. I remember watching exploding tbt vids and seeing you in it.
We need to bring back Danana so that way he can turn the meme to a glitch
this was an emotional rollercoaster
If Failboat changes the title I will give him some gum and a lighter
Why is this getting this much likes!?!? My comment is trash!
Original title “Glitching Super Mario 3D World”
It isn't, it's only 68 rn
I'm 69 like
Failboat: Was Captain Toad’s premier?
Me: *Cries in Galaxy*
this was uploaded a min ago. wow
THAT FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES MUSIC AT THE PERFECT MOMENT IS AMAZING, wow.
anybody know the song that plays around 8:05?
Fodlan Winds from Fire Emblem 3 Houses
Never knew a glitch could be so exiting-
Theirs an easier way. Select toad, dash in circles to max speed,and jump as late as you can. It dose not need to be purrfect
Only fail can make a video about him glitching a 7 year old game emotional
Why yall calling him Furry Boy when you can call him Furry Boat
go furry boat go
"GOOD KITTY" had me dead.
Day three of commenting until the failing four plays dungeons and dragons
OH GOOD GOOMBA, NOW YOU GET A STOP TO THE HEAD OH GOOD GOOMBA
the MonkaS after “Bowser put them into jars” LMAOOOOO
title: glitcking mario 3d world
Failboat: **performs the most known glitch of the game**
Me: well that was a waste of time
Trying to get the leaf at the start of the level turned this game into a puzzle game
The petting goomba bit was both cute and creepy at the same time
Idk why but the fire emblem music really adds that extra ✨spice✨ to the glitch
1:58 Captain Toad first appeared in Super Mario Galaxy.
"Now I’ll give you a *special* pet", Dan… you need to choose your words more carefully… someone’s gonna use that out of context, and it’ll sound… very… 18+…
Me when playing this game: This cat power up is amazing
Failboat playing this game: can I massage a goomba
Wow my favorite anime where peach turns into her final form.
Look, if I wanted to see a cat-woman break reality I'd just watch the She-Ra reboot.
After all that dying, hopefully Peach understand the hell that Mario goes through every time he saves her. But offering her a flower is apparently misogynistic.
Failboat: I had to buy a new gamepad...
*When Mario Maker 2 went out*
Failboat: I don't need the Wii U anymore! Let's stab it with a knife and mayo-chup!