Good point. That would probably clog your throat, so I don't think 5 gum is a good choice of words. Maybe say wet bread ball. IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!! I KNOW!!!!!! I HAD IT ON MY SANDWICH ONCE!!!!!!!!!
This is the perfect kind of game. Highly experimental and chock-full of bizarre, interesting, and overall, fun ideas. A game that's entirely focused on an engaging mechanic that encourages you to think about how to solve the level in your own way. In other words, a game that knows how to be fun.
Honestly, this video has some of my favorite Failboat quotes “Gravity is just a suggestion” “Ground is just a concept loosely proposed by weak-minded people” “So Kirby flew, and eventually, Kirby stopped thinking” “Dude, who needs ice cream when you have *sedimentary rocks*” “We need a Satan Straw”
This game in a 🌰shell: 1) take your avarege Sonic lost world level. 2)mixe it with your avarege Mario galaxy level as well. 3)put Gooy on the mixture,and make the most trealing and trippy game of 2021 yet.
0:48 “Like, I’m not sure you’re supposed to be licking sky bamboo..” “Like is that even legal?” “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
"After all Gooey's adventure's with Kirby...Gooey decided...HE.IS.SPEED.He will not be stopped by the CONCEPT of ground or the IDEA of gravity.Gooey.Is.Speed."
This game is crumble not due to the crumbling levels, but by your crumbling sanity as your concept of reality dies when you contemplate that everything is just an idea and is relative.
"This video is sponsored by square space."
"*Kirby is dead.*"
man failboat is realy good with transitions, huh?
i swear if you cut the part after "kirby is dead" it becomes a literal meme
@@noone3708 *i beg you to do this, I would watch it so many times the repeat button will break.*
@@HouseHaved ruclips.net/video/8yLevE6I_4c/видео.html
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already dying
@@brunosholeinthegroundfordu4190 They did it, boys
He’s like a NASCAR Stock Car. Really fast, but really hard to turn.
Basically it
He’s probably like Cubchoo. The more mucus, the better he’s doing
Lols
CHUBchoo
It’s the stickiness and thickness that determines how well it’s doing, not the amount
@@mr.sheeppeehs4204 Forgive me, I can’t remember _exactly_ what every single Pokédex entry says.
@@Nc3three oh no it’s fine, I’m just informing you
“So Kirby flew, and eventually, Kirby stopped thinking.”
Kars: *frozen rock noises*
I never realized how many Jojo references he made in his videos until I finished Jojo, and it only made things better
I agree completely, once I finished jojo his vids were made SO MUCH better.
I WAS WONDERING WHO NOTICED THE JOJO REFERENCE
Kirbars
damn it i was gonna do the dumb text with was that a jojo reference 5:53?!?!?!!? but cool guess ill just not
I literally just watched “Kirby’s strangest allies” and this comes out what
How have you just watched that I watched that a long time ago
@@ItsMeTheE1 can’t u watch something no matter how old it is?
@@davithepaninigod9142 Yes but I am no longer associated with watching that video
2:43 “This is what the 5-gum sees as it travels down your digestive system.”
...why are you swallowing your gum?
Because that's how he truly feels alive.
@Fedora kirby tru dat
Good point. That would probably clog your throat, so I don't think 5 gum is a good choice of words. Maybe say wet bread ball. IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!! I KNOW!!!!!! I HAD IT ON MY SANDWICH ONCE!!!!!!!!!
I saw this as soon as fail said that lol
Me: Failboat! Time to wa-
Failboat: Kirby is dead.
GIVE EM DA BAD TIME SANS
Classic Failboat
But he always finds a way to make it beautiful to the human eyes.
At least we were led to believe:D
Imagine the custom levels that will be created
Oh no...
HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!
Green Hill
murder
Facts
Levels where you go down a chute and/or slide at high speeds are my favorite. I'm definitely gonna check this one out.
Bruh this wasn't even a good comment and I still got a heart. Thanks.
@@murphexe I think he’s trying to tell you you should check it out.
@Squidge McMidge Not sure if it’s on yet, but they’ve said they’re working on putting it on the Switch.
Until you hit Ibeams
Failboat really went from exploadingtnt to being famous on his own like this, with a very funny personality. Who coulda known?
veterans
I still wanna know where purple shep went..
@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia pinksheep ate his son
Ikr
"Eventually, Kirby stopped thinking"
Anyone else appreciate that reference way too much 😂
I was expecting more comments on it lol
Yeah tbh
:)
Goo Gone
:)
:)
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Joe mama
Nothing shocked me more than the video starting with "Kirby is *D E A D* "
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
“Satan Straw”
0:44 Isn't that called COVID?
Yes
21
LOL, BUT TRU
“Kirby is dead”
looks like someone forgot to draw the circle
Oh boy a new video!
"Kirby is dead."
8:03 "Ground is just a concept loosely proposed by weak minded people!"
Failboat, how do you come up with stuff like this?!
That “Kirby bleeding” part got me wheezing as well as the branch YEET part
“Kirby is dead”
Kirby and the forgotten land “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?”
"we need a satan straw"
-failboat, 2021
The new Spiderman game looks great!
8:30 y’know the sonic lost world music is fitting for this
“And eventually, Kirby stopped thinking.”
wAS ThAT a JojO’S RfEreNCE?!
2:38 "UH- UADUDUDU- MEEEEEE"
This is the perfect kind of game. Highly experimental and chock-full of bizarre, interesting, and overall, fun ideas. A game that's entirely focused on an engaging mechanic that encourages you to think about how to solve the level in your own way. In other words, a game that knows how to be fun.
1:12 it tastes like flamin hot cheeto puffs. trust me i visited my aunt there once.
He is the only RUclipsr that makes me laugh out loud to the point that my family members are concerned
GOOEY SLOW DOWN
OH NO HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS *t o u n g e* IN HIS EARS
Dan really brings it home and makes sponsorships actually entertaining
7:07 is legit just the ending to Titanfall 2
*sad bt noises*
Protocol 3
@@Core81alpha Jack? Are you there?
*PAIN*
@@Core81alpha what, my comment is P A I N?
"Kirby Is dead"
*And that's when I took it personally.*
Crumble-man, Crumble-man! Does whatever Gooey can! Rolls down ramps, any size! Licks up trees, just like flies, look out! It's Crumble-man!
3:55
Kabu: Warp Star!
Honestly, this video has some of my favorite Failboat quotes
“Gravity is just a suggestion”
“Ground is just a concept loosely proposed by weak-minded people”
“So Kirby flew, and eventually, Kirby stopped thinking”
“Dude, who needs ice cream when you have *sedimentary rocks*”
“We need a Satan Straw”
“Gooey did the “gooey” with Sonic the Hedgehog”
-Failboat, 2021
No, don't do that!
9:26 Mickey?
At failboat's funeral, the priest is gonna say, "Life is short. But you know what's shorter? The time it takes to make a website with SQUARESPACE"
This game in a 🌰shell:
1) take your avarege Sonic lost world level.
2)mixe it with your avarege Mario galaxy level as well.
3)put Gooy on the mixture,and make the most trealing and trippy game of 2021 yet.
"This video is sponsored by squarespace".
Kirby is dead.
2:48 bet you can't see the gun
2:11 gooey but fly
0:10 "gooey did the gooey to sonic" after hearing that, my life will never be the same
“We need a satan straw”
-the devs according to failboat
Kirby’s not dead, he is just taking a nap that’s all. But once he’s awake, he hungers.
Kirby ignore the pretty colours and keep flying straight
the speedruns of this game looks that they might be crazy
10:03 "lets actually go" 1 sec later T O H E A V A N
10:50 i looked up what u wrote and i got "Siam Commercial Bank" XD
His smile now lights up the night sky and the grasslands
I see him being in Star Allies has reignited his thirst for adventure. And he wants more.
The ring part is what the Legoman feels when I accidentally suck it into the vacuum
0:48
“Like, I’m not sure you’re supposed to be licking sky bamboo..”
“Like is that even legal?”
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
With the speedy bits, this feels like it could 100% be a new Sonic based on grappling. It'd be hella badass I'm sure!
"Kirby is ded"
Me:sad puyo
*sees gooey*: nevermind this is perfect
EVERBODY #puyo FOR KIRBY
WANNA GET A CHOCOLATE BANANA, ILL BE THE CHOCOLATE AND YOU'LL BE THE BANANA
"After all Gooey's adventure's with Kirby...Gooey decided...HE.IS.SPEED.He will not be stopped by the CONCEPT of ground or the IDEA of gravity.Gooey.Is.Speed."
i say "fucking YEET" a lot but i think this is the epitome of fukcing YEET
See that title: HE SPEEEEEEEEDDD!
Gooey is sonic, prove me wrong.
Gooey had some dopamine, that’s why he now is speed.
@@sonataavalon6017 ok???
@@sonataavalon6017 ???
@@anawesomedude4358 yes?
Failboat: writes "scp" "I have no idea what that means!"
Me: oh god.
" *I GRABBED THE NUKE!* I wonder what that tasts like. " Boat of failing - 2021
“Gooey did the do-ey with Sonic the Hedgehog,’’ UwU he did the do-ey with Sanic.
I will make you wish didn't have a nose
This is what would happen to Spider Man games when the movies get rebooted
gravity is an idea walls are relative and the level was just a suggestion
This is what a 3D Sonic game would look like if they were good.
Fail: "And eventually, Kirby stopped thinking:
Kars: First Time?
Fail: So in conclusion gooey breeding with other videogame characters is great.
Me: I can already feel the fan art being produced.
3:22 best sound effects ever. Never gets old.
Bro. Kirby's Dream Course is another way of saying Kirby's most wanted food.
The Sonic music in the background is always good
Gravity is just a social construct
“Gravity is just a concept” Failboat 2021 also “the level is just a suggestion” Failboat 2021
“Gooey did the gooey with Sonic the hedgehog” -Failboat 2021
When you were her from the editing stream: *Sonic G O O*
*And you don’t even want to know how much time was spent on sedimentary rocks*
This game is crumble not due to the crumbling levels, but by your crumbling sanity as your concept of reality dies when you contemplate that everything is just an idea and is relative.
0:32 This lives in my head rent free
Remember it was called 350mph Gooey
Nuke tastes like the feeling of Bob-omb giving you a hug
Spider gooey spider gooey does whatever a spider gooey can
This is probably my favorite Failboat video.
Just remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
this man can even make a Squarespace ad funny
According to gooey calculations everything that he can lick has a special flavor, and it all tastes good:)
That is what Kirby without shoes actually looks like
I love your videos so much i was so fricking happy when i woke up and seen you posted
This game actually looks insane! The speed and momentum puts Sonic to SHAME!
"This is what the 5 gum sees when it's rocketing down your digestive tracts"
I don't think you know how gum works, Dan
0:39
Nice Air!
Correction 2:12
Nice Air!
The new Spider man theme:
Scientists, mixed Gooey, Spiderman and Sonic too.
"Gooey did the gooey with Sonic the hedgehog."-Failboat 2021 0:10
True title: Kirby and the Murder Scene Whenever He Crashes Into A Wall Because Of Its Very Existence
It's all fun rocketing through the skys and trees until you get a skin that looks like skin
Gooey wants his own time to shine and hit M A C H 1 0
failboat is the first person who made a squarespace ad that made me interested in square space
0:10 "Gooey did the gooey with Sonic the hedgehog"
Never
Say
That
This is a THREAT
but gooey did the gooey with sonic the hedgehog
"Kirby is dead"
Cue the Kirby car
Gooeys many adventures include: this game, stick with it, kirby star allies, kirby's... Uhh... The one with the heart rod
4:13 Top 10 Most Regrettable Moments in an Anime Protagonist's Life.
If the Ratatouille game dream levels were designed by sonic level designers. That's what this is
The Kirby Allies series has returned.