You’d think “BEAM ATTACK!” Would get incredibly overdone and unfunny but he somehow manages to make it different every-time just enough so it never stops being funny
I like how the "Beam attack!" joke ends with the Waddle Doo going to heaven, but "Heart attack!" ends with purgatory That Waddle Doo mixup at the very end was incredible, I like how it was even with the regular red Waddle Doo, they finally got him this time
For any of you that don't understand the "You would not believe your eyes if I consumed 10 million guys" (6:33) It's a reference to a song called _Fireflies_ by Adam Young and Owl City
I like how Kirby is shown consuming entire trees and trains without getting fat, but as soon as he eats some cake the calories go straight to his non-existent hips
You guys do realize that he never eats any cake right? He just eats fruit lmao The reason why he gets fat is prolly cuz he was literally shrunken down to ant size
Sorry for missing your birthday stream, Boat. I hope it was awesome. I heard Vernias was going to try to raid you. I don’t know whether I hope that went well or not. Here’s to another year Beam Attacking, Ink Rolling, Ground Pounding fun!
As we know Failboat is good at photoshop and so I want him to do something: Combining Bandana Dee and Waddle Doo to create the new best character "Bandana Doo"
Obesity made Waddle Doo suffer a heart attack, it was a very tragic sight, he sadly passed away due to the amount of consumption of food. R.I.P Waddle Doo. How he died: Became Nikocado Avocado basically lmao
imagine a match where noone ate a strawberry or only one person ate a strawberry, a small kirby that is still sorta big due to bonuses just crushes the scale
What stereotypical men are interested in: *mature s4 and other stuff* What true men are interested in: *A TINY HUNGRY PINK BALL THAT SPREADS HAPPINESS AND FRIENDSHIP AND MURDERS GODS BECAUSE THEY EITHER HURT HIS FRIENDS OR STOLE HIS FOOD*
“welcome to the aperture science enrichment and research facility, you will be testing the aperture long range multi-portal device. Please enter the elevator shaft to your left to commence testing. Note that any equipment that is broken will result in a fine from 500$ - 5,000$. You may now begin testing”
We need a speedrun category called “Rick Roll” where you try you get the Rick costume as fast as possible.
We need it
How about an any percent run?
Oh this is good
I agree!
YES
so this is why Waddle Doo actually isn't in Forgotten Land: he got a heart attack & screamed into the void
Im waddle doo and I hate memes
SCREAM ATTACK
@@gdeproductions1225 waddle doo hates memes
@@gdeproductions1225 damn u said it before me
@@jacobpeet1329 ...
MEME ATTACK
You’d think “BEAM ATTACK!” Would get incredibly overdone and unfunny but he somehow manages to make it different every-time just enough so it never stops being funny
Yet, when literally anybody else does it, it is unfunny, thats a feat
Where's the beam attack?
@@multiversalanimations8732 at like the last minute of the video
@Virus oh maybe ill pass away this time. H e a r t a t t a c k
ah-
I was going to join and then yell *BEAM ATACK*
I like how the "Beam attack!" joke ends with the Waddle Doo going to heaven, but "Heart attack!" ends with purgatory
That Waddle Doo mixup at the very end was incredible, I like how it was even with the regular red Waddle Doo, they finally got him this time
What are you doing he- no you know what
Yes, I agree with your comment
At least he didnt die on the cream attack
|:)
The long awaited 4th part to beam attack
Beam Attack: Noble and Fierce. A Warrior's death.
Heart Attack: Gluttonous and Hedonistic. A Sinner's punishment.
“You can’t spell Failboat without the L”
“You can’t spell Failboat without Fail”
You can’t spell Failboat without shut up (well I guess you can…)
Fail"shut-up"boat?
You can’t spell wfailboat without the “w”
you can't spell daniel without L
You can't spell Failboat without boat
@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 FAIWBOAT YOU MEAN? UWU (translation: kill me)
3:52 Failboat really did just call Francisca’s hat a tire without hesitation.
For any of you that don't understand the
"You would not believe your eyes if I consumed 10 million guys" (6:33)
It's a reference to a song called _Fireflies_ by Adam Young and Owl City
It's like a weird amalgam of that song and a million dreams
8:03: Perfectly cut screams part 44: waddle doo demise
Yay!
"You would not believe your eyes, if I consumed 10 million guys."
-Yet another Failboat quote that is pretty good.
It best encapsulates the theme of Kirby: worryingly violent
OK BRO, who knows maybe I was right, the quote will be popular.
@@nate_scrub Also yes, I think it does!
“WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?”
*insert fireflies by owl city*
6:44 beam attack unlocked
Waddle doo attacks (one real)
2:37 Spin attack!
6:56 Cream attack!
7:02 Roll attack!
8:00 Heart attack
my attack: now
HEART ATTRTK HEART ATTAKKK (dead)
6:55
And the legend continues
I love the beam attack references, but 4:17 is just as good. 😂
That funny man is truly a master of humor that should be appreciated for his exquisite skill of eating with his eyeball
Lol
Itssssss FUNNYMAN! GET OUTTA HERE THIS THE REAL FUNNYMAN
0:12 Failboat broke the law of never killing the first wadle dee. He must be punished
I think losing at this game is enough punishment.
well its a gummy, so...
I like how Kirby is shown consuming entire trees and trains without getting fat, but as soon as he eats some cake the calories go straight to his non-existent hips
Prob cuz Kirby has 2 stomachs, one of them infinite, the other, not so much.
I mean there are much more calories in huge cakes than trees sooo
canonically this game must take place after forgotten land, where kirby gained the ability to keep things in his mouth for extended periods
You guys do realize that he never eats any cake right? He just eats fruit lmao
The reason why he gets fat is prolly cuz he was literally shrunken down to ant size
@@dazcarrr plus, there's a Elfilin cake.
0:03 i already love this game
*bonk*
Alternative title: Grown man gets bullied at a children's party game on his birthday
He can't even eat his own birthday cake
2:57
they're seeing in eyemax
I hate this.
@@Puffle573 you should.
Sorry for missing your birthday stream, Boat. I hope it was awesome. I heard Vernias was going to try to raid you. I don’t know whether I hope that went well or not. Here’s to another year Beam Attacking, Ink Rolling, Ground Pounding fun!
You knew what you were doing when you said “HERE WE ARE” at 0:57.
As we know Failboat is good at photoshop and so I want him to do something:
Combining Bandana Dee and Waddle Doo to create the new best character "Bandana Doo"
Please Bandana Doon’t encourage him.
Would it have all 3 eyes or just waddle doo’s?
@@Joosher56 Just one big eye
Waddle Doo from the anime:
"Oh maybe I'll get in smash this time"
"SPEAR ATTACK!"
7:40
We had getting mario karted
Now we have
Getting dream buffeted
Ahhh, what a fun stream this was! Happy (late) birthday, Dan, and enjoy the cardiac arrest you get from eating that much cake in a 3-hour period.
I like how Nintendo managed to make the cutest yet most rage inducing game possible
They seem really good at doing that
Hal, Hal labs.
HAL Labs.
Have you ever played any online Nintendo game?
It's their specialty.
"Awww what a nice cute game to relax with."
*5 mins later*
*So. Many. Swear. Words.*
0:07 he killed the first waddle! Who are you and what have you done with the real failboat?!
The more that Waddle-Doo grows the more sins he can see that you have committed
After not seeing the video, I can agree that this is the most frustrating Kirby game.
2:22 *Vietnam flashback* : Beam attack! oh I missed I’ll get ‘em next time. Beam attack! haha, maybe this one’ll get’em. Beam att- AUGH *in heaven*
Waddle Doo finally got its revenge on Kirby.
Its a good day when Failboat makes a Beam Attack joke
Obesity made Waddle Doo suffer a heart attack, it was a very tragic sight, he sadly passed away due to the amount of consumption of food. R.I.P Waddle Doo. How he died: Became Nikocado Avocado basically lmao
Im starting to get the impression that this guy likes kirby.
This video now makes me wonder: If a Waddle Doo closes and opens its eye fast, is it considered blinking or winking? 🤔
Yes
It's a whole new category called Bwinking. Made up exclusively for the Waddle Doo and similar one-eyed creatures
It’s blinking when he winks only half his eyelid closes while the other one is wide open
@@-themightymittens- "Bwinking" hehe...
HOLY CRAP
WHAT IS IT
the taunts on the d-pad are actually useful because they can be used as brakes
2:52 Hey look it's Alpharad.
from beam attack to heart attack, man things have changed
The transition to "I hate you" at 3:27 was just too good bro
Kirby can’t get any cuter. Sees this game. Well I have been pleasantly proven wrong
mark was like “ no you can have it “ and boat was like “ NO YOU COME BACK HERE MARK. IM NOT EATING YOUR CAKE”
7:49 bruh the game can actually jebait someone like that lmao
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
0:58 Ah yes, Forgotten Land PTSD flashback
4:58 at last I finally made it into a failboat video
Good job!
5:10 Man brought his girlfriend to the buffet. He has the Sayori.
It’s funny how slowly but surely Fails getting less and less family friendly.
3:47
:(
Ew
@@Elfilinfanwhar?
“You would not believe your eyes, if I consume 10 thousand guys”
- Daniel Young, probably
0:59
Dan it said RACE not KILL!
actually whether it said race or not you’d probably still attempt to kill the competitors.
6:42 Me too boat. Me too.
Also yes we need a rick roll speedrun
The bonk at the begining said this video was going to be a masterpiece
0:04
“You know, I’ve always hated funnymen myself.” Don’t hate yourself, man.
And finally, the waddle doo’s attack, actually worked…
Wow! I can't believe how many Kirby skins they added to Fall Guys! I like how Epic also added some great minigames with them too!
q
imagine a match where noone ate a strawberry or only one person ate a strawberry, a small kirby that is still sorta big due to bonuses just crushes the scale
4:43 You can't hide the Waddle Doo forever
The funniest thing about Failboat’s hate of Funnyman is that Funnyman got a lower score than Failboat
"Maybe I'll pass away this time, HEART ATTACK!"
Beam attack
We’ve all heard of beam attack, but now we have CAKE ATTACK.
HEART ATTACK!
We said the same thing lol
“ ohh all this food, maybe I’ll pass away this time, heart attack-“ - waddle doo/ 2022
2:16
My legacy lives on I see
"BEAM ATTACK!" is slowly evolving more and more and it scares me 💀
Detail: he won like, 3 times, and the stream was 3 hours long
Seems the waddledoos got revenge for the whole beam attack thing
it was fun to watch this live
Nothing beats that feeling when you see a video from a livestream you were in
He can never escape the beam attack. (Wait till he gets to Return to Dreamland)
Hello failboat! Just wanted to say that I love your content. Keep up with the good vids!
I love how he is a normal RUclipsr at first in his videos then he goes crazy by the end
4:37 Redstreak Destroyed Mission Accomplished
"You would not beleive your eyes if I ate 10 million guys" -Failboat 2022
The ending is perfect 😂
Yeah, so, you know how in undertale reaper bird's idle animation has it turn its eye into a mouth for a second? That's what waddle doo is doing here.
I was there for the stream and seeing dan mad was so funny also happy belated birthday!!!
🤣 Yeah, it was fun being in the stream I hope he plays Kirdy Dream Buffet more in the upcoming videos.
My fav part is when u said "COME BACK HERE MARX!"
Failboat: OMG there's a waddle doo!
Me: EAT ATTACK
This stream was so fun!
Me, having just ate: Oh hey, Failboat uploaded.
The video: *Literally just cake*
Me: Suddenly I’m hungry
"You would not believe your eyes, if I consumed ten million guys." -FailBoat
Fail: I am a big man
While wearing a birthday hat
This game genuinely makes me hungry.
6:57
It was at this moment he knew.
"Maybe I'll pass away this time, HEART ATTACK"
Waddle Doo, 2022
Cant believe no ones talking about the fact this game released on daniels birthday
1:17 eat the cake. eat the goddamn cake.
What stereotypical men are interested in: *mature s4 and other stuff*
What true men are interested in: *A TINY HUNGRY PINK BALL THAT SPREADS HAPPINESS AND FRIENDSHIP AND MURDERS GODS BECAUSE THEY EITHER HURT HIS FRIENDS OR STOLE HIS FOOD*
"You would not believe your eyes. If i consumed ten million guys"
Failboat 2022
Failboat: uploads video
Me: a blessing from the lord
One day failboat ill get you with my "BEAM ATTACK."
Its the one himself
Waddle Doo
Congrats for scrolling here's a cake for coming here
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🎂
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The way the Waddle Doos eat reminds me of the Watchdogs from Wander over Yonder
I wonder if Kirby could eat a Popeye's biscuit with no drink
I would love to see more content like this! please do kirbys dream buffet again failboat!
Beam attack
Drill attack
Cream attack
Heart attack
“welcome to the aperture science enrichment and research facility, you will be testing the aperture long range multi-portal device. Please enter the elevator shaft to your left to commence testing. Note that any equipment that is broken will result in a fine from 500$ - 5,000$. You may now begin testing”
Is that you, Cave?
This isn’t how you advertise a business, Mr. Johnson.
Failboat is a funny man so he hates himself...be kind to yourself, you're not a failure!
The dark blue Waddle Doo is something I didn't think that would look good but it does
“They’re coming…”
“What’s coming?”
“ *the heart attack memes* “
Failboat, you need to see this. It relates to "Beam Attack", and it is *legendary.*
At this point Beam attack is the next YOU WAKE UP! And im all for it
Waddle doo: what ever it takes to win Kirby! Even if I have to use my BEAM ATTACK
2:51
👇
"BEAM ATTACK!", oh one guy missed him I'll get him next time- "BEAM ATTACK!" heh, maybe this will hit em'! "BEAM ATTA- OH!"