I Told The Biggest Dad Joke In The World

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

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  • @MaxFosh
    @MaxFosh  2 года назад +786

    For more silly antics, come see me on tour! Get your tickets here: maxfosh.co

    • @youtubehandleorsomething
      @youtubehandleorsomething 2 года назад +5

      thanks

    • @albro666
      @albro666 2 года назад +7

      Description be empty as a ________

    • @apex8670
      @apex8670 2 года назад +10

      @@youtubehandleorsomething be prepared to get locked out of your account and not actually receive the money, customer support is terrible

    • @youtubehandleorsomething
      @youtubehandleorsomething 2 года назад +5

      @@apex8670 I was just joking, I didn't actually get the app. It's not available in my country anyway

    • @Molemanski
      @Molemanski 2 года назад +2

      What if I don't want to, Max?

  • @JustSitAndLaugh
    @JustSitAndLaugh 2 года назад +7793

    Asking for the biggest pen and getting a BIC pen feels like a dad joke in itself lol

    • @aubrey2233
      @aubrey2233 2 года назад +267

      BIC-GEST pen in the world

    • @chris_0725
      @chris_0725 2 года назад +17

      Wanted to pull that joke, but you were first

    • @poppachoppa8956
      @poppachoppa8956 2 года назад +48

      @@aubrey2233 son of a BIC I was going to say that

    • @janikarkkainen3904
      @janikarkkainen3904 2 года назад +12

      "Do you have any big pens?"

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 2 года назад +7

      There was no comically large pen

  • @Soph-bp9rx
    @Soph-bp9rx 2 года назад +6909

    The fact maxs dad calls him darling and sweetie pie is the best thing about this whole video

    • @GIOGS
      @GIOGS 2 года назад +400

      Don’t forget he is their favourite child - by law

    • @infernodash936
      @infernodash936 2 года назад +58

      its called being a tory...

    • @aaron-bieber
      @aaron-bieber 2 года назад +337

      The ability to swing from "sweetie pie" to "mate" in the same breath is a British superpower.

    • @victoriaroberts822
      @victoriaroberts822 2 года назад +31

      he went to private school what do you expect

    • @Soph-bp9rx
      @Soph-bp9rx 2 года назад +2

      BAHAHA

  • @ZacAlsop
    @ZacAlsop 2 года назад +2186

    Fosh and Alsop, spending small fortunes on large projections since 2021

    • @aubrey2233
      @aubrey2233 2 года назад +16

      I can sense a collab happening here...

    • @zipp4everyone263
      @zipp4everyone263 11 месяцев назад +2

      I guess they got used to Projecting...

    • @MayTeo-nh8mq
      @MayTeo-nh8mq 9 месяцев назад +2

      *max calls aslop*
      Zac: “WHAT THE F*UCK DO YOU WANT”
      1 minute later
      Zac : “you have come to the right man max”
      Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 2 года назад +1292

    "This is definitely gonna make local news!"
    -A guy in a video on a worldwide social forum

  • @NathansWargames
    @NathansWargames 2 года назад +5267

    "Driving 100s of miles for hours for a little fun " Ah yes you're becoming more and more like Tom Scott each video ! :D

    • @JamesSmith-df1rk
      @JamesSmith-df1rk 2 года назад +66

      Like telling an aspiring football they’re becoming more and more like Messi

    • @moshebaum7612
      @moshebaum7612 2 года назад +83

      Good call they need a collab

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 2 года назад +38

      They are incomparable. He's becoming Tom Scott as per 10 years ago

    • @neeharika422
      @neeharika422 2 года назад +10

      Is this a collab i sense 👀

    • @gavinr.3170
      @gavinr.3170 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/6ohH6rrFJPU/видео.html …

  • @barryscott7178
    @barryscott7178 2 года назад +2662

    It’s funny when you say “he has no idea” because just imagine if when you said your going up to Newcastle he said “oh max, don’t tell me your projecting my favourite dad joke onto the angel of the north”. 😂

    • @cheekywoka
      @cheekywoka 2 года назад +27

      90 degrees?

    • @firdaus99031
      @firdaus99031 2 года назад +13

      @@cheekywoka more like 180°

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 2 года назад +7

      @@firdaus99031 Now make that 360°

    • @ezrastewart543
      @ezrastewart543 2 года назад +7

      @@Nothing-1w3 720°

    • @Anon_108
      @Anon_108 2 года назад +1

      @@ezrastewart543 1440

  • @duncantalksalot
    @duncantalksalot 2 года назад +562

    Max bought a pack of pens he didn't need for the video making process. This is dedication, people.

    • @kain0m
      @kain0m 2 года назад +28

      I mean, they were the bicest pens they had. He had to try them!

    • @TheRealBobHickman
      @TheRealBobHickman 2 года назад +1

      Curve really stepped up there

    • @WeeklyDoseOfCeleste
      @WeeklyDoseOfCeleste Год назад

      They were pretty BIC pens though

  • @C.I...
    @C.I... 2 года назад +1815

    Today we found out that Max's Dad calls him "darling".

  • @scoobysam5466
    @scoobysam5466 2 года назад +584

    I'll be honest, I thought the punchline was gonna be: "Where did the toothpaste meet the toothbrush? - At the edge of Bristol"

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 2 года назад +21

      @vbddfy euuyt comment originality = 0

    • @iluvcashwbu
      @iluvcashwbu 2 года назад +13

      I thought it was gonna be at the brush stop

  • @thirdoctoberchild
    @thirdoctoberchild 2 года назад +1766

    Once my boyfriend was telling me and my parents a story about how Finland has reintroduced beavers to the wild and they were actually a different type of beaver to the one originally native to the area but it took a while to realise because they built dams that were very similar. He then said “they’re damn imposters” and I laughed way more than I should have.

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 2 года назад +63

      Nah sounds like a keeper m8

    • @iododendron3416
      @iododendron3416 2 года назад +40

      That must have been sneaky way of him saying he wants children.

    • @theoc6511
      @theoc6511 2 года назад +16

      beaver decievers

    • @AndysJackson
      @AndysJackson 2 года назад +18

      among us

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 2 года назад +1

      @@AndysJackson aaaaaaaa

  • @cheese5633
    @cheese5633 2 года назад +714

    Max to us = Max Fosh
    Max on the phone to his Dad = Max Posh

  • @TetraDax
    @TetraDax 2 года назад +1149

    I do not believe that Max has ever made profit on any video of his.

    • @ed9751
      @ed9751 2 года назад +100

      The fact thats liked by max just backs your point up

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 2 года назад +38

      Those sponsors can be quite generous though. I remember Mr. Beast first sponsor gave him 10k and he gave it all. So my guess Curve also gave Max around 10k as well. So Max have at least 4k pocketed unless he need to pay for gas and probably fine if the govt isn't as kind (and we're talking about the nanny state here)

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ 2 года назад +4

      @@faizalf119 These days 4k just about covers the gas from a return drive between London and Newcastle

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      E‎ ‎

  • @Thats_quite_cool
    @Thats_quite_cool 2 года назад +774

    Max, you need to make more dad jokes because one could say that’s a big sign right there

  • @FAB1150
    @FAB1150 2 года назад +216

    The Newcastl joke made me actually laugh, good job lol

    • @luzystoldorn
      @luzystoldorn 2 года назад

      I'm not from the UK can you explain the joke to me?

    • @silver6071
      @silver6071 2 года назад +9

      @@luzystoldorn I believe the joke was that the e of Newscastle didn‘t fit

    • @LeaSonnenscheinTrier
      @LeaSonnenscheinTrier Год назад +1

      ​@@silver6071 Exactly. And that it said something like: there is lots of room in Newcastl - But not enough for the whole word Newcastle !

  • @alistairgrant2933
    @alistairgrant2933 2 года назад +44

    Recently discovered that showing my 4 month old baby Max Fosh video’s stops her crying, cheers Max.

  • @CrayCrayslab
    @CrayCrayslab 2 года назад +251

    As someone without a dad, this was so wholesome and funny to see. Cheers to more dad jokes, Max 💛

  • @Van-Leo
    @Van-Leo 2 года назад +23

    i wonder if the term dad joke came from a dad hearing their child say it was a bad joke and he responded "no, its a dad joke"

  • @timotar4308
    @timotar4308 2 года назад +121

    I do think you may be projecting a bit here, Max

    • @NZKiwi87
      @NZKiwi87 2 года назад +3

      This made me snortle 👍

  • @ramata1962
    @ramata1962 2 года назад +102

    What a testimony to the mutual love between a father and a son.

  • @TheAgent0097
    @TheAgent0097 2 года назад +138

    I love how much production goes into something so silly. Can't get enough wish I hadn't watched this whole channel already so I could binge it again🤣

  • @tforceraven
    @tforceraven 2 года назад +17

    This video is worth it just for Max's dad calling him "sweetie pie" and "darling". So so sweet :D

  • @fleecefoxes6471
    @fleecefoxes6471 2 года назад +40

    The meta humor, the fact that the whole video is a big dad joke, is phenomenal!

  • @chipchap3990
    @chipchap3990 2 года назад +194

    Max should make death note irl, where he hires two private investigators to investigate each other without knowing each other's name or face and whoever figures out the other persons identity wins.

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 2 года назад +15

      Make one of them an actual murderer with hidden methods of killing

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 2 года назад

      @@greenman784 Actually, a good joke

    • @BigBOTUS
      @BigBOTUS 2 года назад +12

      GOOD NEWS

    • @Silv3rleaf213
      @Silv3rleaf213 2 года назад +8

      @@BigBOTUS lmao I literally just came from that video

    • @pitomiookamcaokurka1465
      @pitomiookamcaokurka1465 2 года назад +7

      have i got the news for you mate

  • @flipzappa893
    @flipzappa893 2 года назад +8

    I was in that white car at 6:26.
    I saw max and was freaking out lol.

  • @ChankaMusic
    @ChankaMusic 2 года назад +176

    To this day every new video you create is simultaneously unexpected and completely expected

  • @AadamSaleem0
    @AadamSaleem0 2 года назад +106

    I Love How' He's Just An Unstoppable Machine For Orignal Ideas

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 2 года назад +1

      @@AadamSaleem0 pretty much see a comment similar to yours on every big max fosh project these days.

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 2 года назад +226

    Love these max, keep up the great work!

  • @Thebreakdownshow1
    @Thebreakdownshow1 2 года назад +112

    Lol a stand up comedian making a dad joke that is gold.

  • @harryithink5336
    @harryithink5336 2 года назад +125

    His dad calling him darling is so cute…

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Год назад +1

      Well, Max is his favourite child, after all.

  • @NZKiwi87
    @NZKiwi87 2 года назад +19

    I love the terms of endearment your Dad uses for you, really nice to hear 🙂

  • @Cucazikf
    @Cucazikf 2 года назад +19

    1:43 He asked for the biggest pen, they sold him some of the BICcest pens!

    • @dlw25
      @dlw25 2 года назад

      buy-ros

  • @studywithme5206
    @studywithme5206 2 года назад +13

    This was absolutely wonderful, Max! Your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you!

  • @sisisi255isis
    @sisisi255isis 2 года назад +23

    This video and the connection with your dad is absolutely adorable. Great work Max!

  • @snuggles3240
    @snuggles3240 2 года назад +8

    its always good to see the people have the time and things to do stuff with and for their dad. i wish i had that time. sadly i dont anymore. but it cheers me up seeing stuff like this still happens. thank you max.

  • @sariahcarter98
    @sariahcarter98 2 года назад +33

    My mind can't comprehend the sheer effort it must take to come up with all your video ideas

  • @literallymaciek3688
    @literallymaciek3688 2 года назад +29

    "I Told The Biggest Dad Joke In The World" and in retaliation we made the biggest groan in the world

  • @whuissarah
    @whuissarah 2 года назад +20

    Things we love to see : Will and Max interacting

  • @haru-chan8762
    @haru-chan8762 2 года назад +6

    U know you're good friends when they answer your call with
    "What the fuck do you want!"

  • @goblinsoupp
    @goblinsoupp Год назад +2

    His dad calling him sweetie pie & darling is the sweetest thing in the world

  • @taylorbledsoe6090
    @taylorbledsoe6090 2 года назад +3

    I caught that "doobly-doo" reference you made here in 2022; I see gou, Fosh. Keep old RUclips alive.

  • @333Lightwork
    @333Lightwork 5 месяцев назад

    "It takes guts to be an organ donor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God from the joke to the way i laughed in response lets me know i am Fully in my 30's now 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allthingstoallmen8912
    @allthingstoallmen8912 2 года назад +3

    My dad passed away very recently. This video makes me miss him more. Enjoy him and your time together as much as you can Max.

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 2 года назад +7

    I love to think Max has had to sign an NDA for these underground projector contacts

  • @FreezingmoonDSBM
    @FreezingmoonDSBM 2 года назад +4

    This makes me so happy. Such a sweet lad ❤️

  • @monkeyjosh
    @monkeyjosh 2 года назад +20

    The scale and uniqueness of all your videos are amazing, hoping this one goes viral, I love it

  • @jblen
    @jblen 2 года назад +170

    Is this your way of telling us you're gonna be a father Max?

    • @trabajador_
      @trabajador_ 2 года назад +2

      Respect to your Batteur icon!!

    • @LostSwiftpaw
      @LostSwiftpaw 2 года назад

      There's no way Max gets laid

  • @StaringEemil
    @StaringEemil 2 года назад +17

    the important question is did it make it to the local news

    • @geollizzie2459
      @geollizzie2459 2 года назад +4

      I live 10mins away and this is the first I’ve heard of it…

    • @emmahealy4863
      @emmahealy4863 2 года назад

      Nope. Saw it on RUclips and was disappointed I missed the opportunity to see Max Fosh 😅

  • @eynorey
    @eynorey 2 года назад +4

    1:55 "BiCgest pen they've got" Nice one.
    Almost like a visual dad joke.

  • @liamspivey5106
    @liamspivey5106 2 года назад +20

    When you asked for the biggest pen I think he thought you meant the Bic’st pen . Can’t get more Bic than a pack of blue Bic’s .

  • @joshuasgamingchannel124
    @joshuasgamingchannel124 Год назад +1

    3:36 Oh well I would like some mummy, thank you for offering!

  • @caitlinchard2301
    @caitlinchard2301 2 года назад +8

    only time I ever bother to sit through promo videos is when they're helping to fund Max's ideas

  • @shanapreston_
    @shanapreston_ 2 года назад +2

    As an American, I don’t understand the toothpaste joke and it makes me sad

    • @gjmcgee
      @gjmcgee 2 года назад

      Same :/

    • @PurooRoy
      @PurooRoy 2 года назад +1

      Underground/metro is called Tube in Britain.

  • @smilest14
    @smilest14 2 года назад +4

    You're dad seems so sweet ❤

  • @kerryeff407
    @kerryeff407 2 года назад +6

    As a dad, who is loaded with dad jokes, I love this video!!

  • @jimbojambo6199
    @jimbojambo6199 2 года назад +3

    The fact he spent five grand to make his dad smile 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @MtotheB1000
    @MtotheB1000 2 года назад +1

    The "there is plenty of room in Newcastl" was awesome :D

  • @recklessroges
    @recklessroges 2 года назад

    Perfect parental puns. (I love seeing how both generations encourage each other. So beautiful and so alien to me.)

  • @jaidencraig1098
    @jaidencraig1098 2 года назад +2

    His dad calls him sweetie pie🥺😭 that’s so cuteeee.

  • @MarginallyAddicted
    @MarginallyAddicted 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm now scared of every red vw up like what shenanigans are apart to impart

  • @alexanderbodman6470
    @alexanderbodman6470 Год назад

    I love Max’s relationship with his dad! It’s so sweet!!! ❤

  • @rhyshillman4333
    @rhyshillman4333 2 года назад +3

    how did this not make the chronicle i’m as shocked as will probably is

  • @baloney2271
    @baloney2271 4 дня назад

    your dad calling you sweetie pie is so wholesome. i don't and never will have a dad like that. sincerely jealous.

  • @abrobot9261
    @abrobot9261 2 года назад +2

    I thought that punchline line was gonna be "In brazil"
    Get it... Bristle😂

  • @cookiexd5043
    @cookiexd5043 2 года назад +4

    You should've done this on Father's day or your dad's birthday.
    Then this would've been legendary.

  • @matthewfinis6723
    @matthewfinis6723 2 года назад +3

    Oh god the curve ad was hilarious 😂

  • @tobysimmonds487
    @tobysimmonds487 Год назад +1

    I feel like the joke should have been:
    "Where did the toothbrush meet the toothpaste, in brussles"

  • @awesomecheerios107
    @awesomecheerios107 2 года назад +3

    You are absolutely brilliant. I don’t know how, nor do I know why. All I know is that you’ve got genius IQ “Einstein” energy and I’m here for it.

  • @RyanDxxx0
    @RyanDxxx0 2 года назад +1

    It's still so surreal seeing videos of a highway/surroundings I regularly drive on just to see some of my family in England.

  • @viperpoisonsu4860
    @viperpoisonsu4860 2 года назад +1

    The way you segued into the sponsor was absolutely amazing.

  • @LiamEvans
    @LiamEvans 2 года назад +14

    The best joke his dad ever made was called Max

  • @lg6673
    @lg6673 2 года назад +2

    Just yesterday I was thinking "I have a hankering for some max fosh antics" thankyou max

  • @RedditStories20007
    @RedditStories20007 2 года назад +6

    He gon be a great dad

  • @vaguelyhumanoid7419
    @vaguelyhumanoid7419 2 года назад +2

    The dad jokes at the start on that phone are... Mixed
    "How do you find Will Smith in the snow? The fresh prints"
    Is probably the best joke I've read in my entire life

  • @cameronbrowne6260
    @cameronbrowne6260 2 года назад

    Max is the only RUclipsr I don’t skip through the ads on. They’re fucking funny

  • @Freddiecinematography
    @Freddiecinematography 2 года назад +2

    *dad noises* is the most accurate thing I've seen this year

  • @lelaforuna586
    @lelaforuna586 2 года назад +11

    As a non-native English speaker it took me ages to understand the punch line with the tube...
    Unfortunately i won't be able to tell this joke to my father (who loves dad jokes) cause he wouldn't understand the punch line...

    • @Максим-с3р6т
      @Максим-с3р6т 2 года назад

      Can you explain it to me, please? I am also not a native speaker,

    • @lelaforuna586
      @lelaforuna586 2 года назад +4

      @@Максим-с3р6т In London they call the underground rail network "tube". So it's probably not easy for us to get the joke because 1. we are non-native speakers and 2. we know the London "slang" even less than "normal" English...😅
      My grandmother's best friend lives in London and she told me once that they call it tube... Fortunately I did remember that after a few minutes... Without that knowledge I would have had no chance to understand the joke. But it's quite funny😆

    • @Максим-с3р6т
      @Максим-с3р6т 2 года назад

      @@lelaforuna586 oohh, I see now, thank you

  • @maevebaksa
    @maevebaksa 2 года назад +1

    I was so expecting the punchline of the toothpaste joke to be in Bristol(s).

  • @jesuschrist6494
    @jesuschrist6494 2 года назад +2

    The way him and his dad speak to each other, one would’ve thought they were royalty

  • @rhysab7874
    @rhysab7874 2 года назад +6

    Absolutely love it Max :)))))))))) Good on your dad. I spy with my little eye, the real father figure

  • @Ivy3h
    @Ivy3h 2 года назад +2

    I live near newcastle but I'm sad to say I never heard about this in the local news

  • @doyle7877
    @doyle7877 2 года назад +1

    That sponsorship transition is the complete opposite of peak

  • @fatrobin72
    @fatrobin72 2 года назад +1

    And if you were to do it again... Would you project "Welcome to Luton" onto it?

  • @diondaking9624
    @diondaking9624 2 года назад +2

    "Is that how big it is?" That's what she said

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue 2 года назад +1

    He didn’t even put a “Subscribe to Max Fosh” 😂

  • @pollypocket2282
    @pollypocket2282 2 года назад

    What a loving son… LOVED IT!!!

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 2 года назад +1

    Best son I've ever seen

  • @Kats-Are-Cute
    @Kats-Are-Cute 6 месяцев назад +1

    Max: “Is this a little too silly?” A year later: starts a religion called sillyism

  • @magnusr201
    @magnusr201 2 года назад +10

    wouldn’t surprise me if Foshie is a dad tbf

  • @KylaA5952
    @KylaA5952 7 месяцев назад

    So wholesome, your dad is so sweet!

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 2 года назад +2

    "How did the tooth paste get to the tooth brush? Via the tube" virtually the same joke, but a lot better worded if I do say so myself.

  • @jovanmak
    @jovanmak 2 года назад +15

    damn, I had thought that you were your dad's biggest joke

  • @TheMixCurator
    @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +3

    What kind of cheese is my cheese?
    Nacho cheese.
    I'm here all week if you need more cheese based puns

    • @TheMixCurator
      @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +3

      What did the cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror?
      Halloumi

    • @TheMixCurator
      @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +2

      What cheese do you use to entice a beer out of the woods?
      Camembert

    • @TheMixCurator
      @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +2

      Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast?
      Rain with a light bries

    • @TheMixCurator
      @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +3

      When can't you see a cheese?
      When it's pasteurised

    • @TheMixCurator
      @TheMixCurator 2 года назад +2

      What does a drunk cheese call for?
      Morbier

  • @luxurypetscz
    @luxurypetscz 9 месяцев назад

    Max's dad looks SO MUCH like a dad. That's exactly what a dad looks like right there

  • @coolllama97
    @coolllama97 2 года назад +2

    I appreciate this video for a whole host of reasons... but hearing the description called "the doobly-doo" for the first time in what seems like an age cemented itself as a fantastic clip for me.

  • @MjauDuuude
    @MjauDuuude 2 года назад +1

    I can't tell you how much I love that he calls you darling

  • @JohnDlugosz
    @JohnDlugosz Год назад

    Angel of the North: That's the thing from Vera.
    Say "hi" to DCI Stanhope while you're there filming.

  • @Ultraw
    @Ultraw 2 года назад +20

    I wouldn't usually recommend visiting Newcastle under any circumstances but this was probably worth it

  • @MrTree421
    @MrTree421 2 года назад +5

    Is this a bit too silly? Mate you ran for London Mayor...

  • @enzoocampoiii2881
    @enzoocampoiii2881 2 года назад +2

    I still forget how max just has 500k subs to underrated for his content.