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As a victim of the chinese webnovel rabbithole, and after years of watching the rise of western equivalents blend with wattpad cringe, I can tell you that this platform definitely knows its target audience.
Yep instantly reminded me of all the webnovel titles. I always assumed they made more sense or dont sound as silly in their native language, but perhaps not.
@@slumzz I'm honestly guessing they're more used to it there. Western titles are more known for their brevity. This kind of trend is prevalent in eastern media in general (including japanese and korean).
I was just thinking during that movie clip "even Grandma's Chinese soap operas have less over the top drama and they slow more cry like every episode lmao"
@@bacontheuber2499 The reason for the long titles is, that there are thousands of webnovels and people scrolling through them only see the title. So the author has to basically write half of the plot into the title to capture potential readers.
I worked as a book cover artist and this is just a movie version of the typical wattpad/kindle kinky stories that are written in hundreds every day. You can't even imagine how many books have a word "Alpha" in them with a shirtless muscular guy and a helpless woman on the full moon night in a background on the cover. My brain just basically automatized cover art creation in about a month or so
I read one out of curiosity once and it was hilarious reading the main character doing Olympics champion level of mental gymnastics to try and make having a harem seem like a morally good thing.
Don't forget the historical one where the pirate shirt is open to the waist and the woman's dress is off the shoulder and 200 years off! Lol thank you for your service.
I left the job right before the AI art boom so I can't tell for sure, but I doubt that it did since AI isn't quite suitable for covers, you would still need to paint over or photobash different parts of AI to make it look good.@@pixelpuppy
It'll be just like Quibbi or whatever that service was called. It'll be hyped up and then upon release even the people with half a second attention spans will complain about how shitty it is. And making your debut episodes about smegma males and alphas and shit immediately dates the series it's a part of which will make it even more infamous because that's all the service will be remembered as.
1:09 Unless they get Space Raptor Butt Invasion. That shit looks like a one man service seller akin to Mandalorian for Disney+ or Stranger Things for Netflix.
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
As a few other people have pointed out, the "movie" titles sound so much like chinese and korean webnovels. I opened up my webnovel app and immediately was hit with "The Female Supporting Character Outshines the Female Lead" as one of the titles
The fated to my alpha is one of the funniest things I have ever watched. There is literally a scene where the alpha tries to "save her" from where she was. He tried to take her to get something to eat of nutrition and she interrupts his whole plan because she said she wanted fried chicken. I never laughed so hard at a series in my life. I will never get all that time back, but man the laughs were worth it for me.
My favourite part is how everyone is assigned one single mate by the moon goddess and if they’re rejected then they are doomed to a lifetime of loneliness and when the main character is crying to her inner wolf after being rejected by her mate the wolf is just like “it’s cool the moon goddess said you could have a different one” as if they hadn’t spent the last 40 minutes establishing that this was not a thing that could happen
If I didn't know we were a clown world, I would think this is complete satire. It makes the Twilight Saga movies look like Romeo and Juliet in comparison. The self-proclaimed ‘Alpha’ saying "Getting rejected by an Alpha must be brutal" gave me Bully Maguire vibes and was expecting him to end it by saying "You gonna cry?".
“That time I reincarnated as a vending machine in an online rpg I thought I had it made until my mom hunted me with multi targeted attacks” is peak fiction ngl
@CErra310 it is the amalgamation of two or three light novel titles. The mom with muti-target and the vending machine are real (and the vending machine is a nice novel...). Don't about the "I thought I had made it"
Kurtis’s video on this is great. He suffered greatly to introduce us to Alpha Drake ( or Beta Drake- I don’t care) and the orphan. This thing is one crappy movie away from being the first streaming service that only features ads.
@RomanisRandom यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ अँधेरे में बैठो और सोचो कि मैं फर्श पर नीचे गिराने के लिए कैसे उपयुक्त हूँ और वे सभी हाँ नीचे गिर जाते हैं यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, हाँ डायन जीभ की छाया से बाहर कोबरा ने सर्वनाशकारी पंथ हत्यारे कड़ाही के धुएं पर थूक दिया स्टॉम्प संगीत गंभीरता से हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है खांचे को रोक नहीं सकते, जबड़ों को चाटते हैं, उन्हें साफ करते हैं और निरंतर कच्ची गति को बंद कर देते हैं आपको यहां से उस जी-स्पॉट बॉडी रॉक से कनेक्ट करने के लिए फिट है वह सब कुछ जो आप चाहते हैं, कभी चाहा था हमें मिल गया, इसे लेने क्यों न आएं, अपना सिर उस छेद में डाल दें और मुझे इस ठंडी गिलोटिन मौत की सज़ा को हां में गिराते हुए देखो हाँ, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, हाँ छुपी हुई कला, बीच और नीचे, हर खंडित, वाणी का अलंकार जीभ उलटी, जब भी धड़कन होती है, मेरे जबड़े पुकारने लगते हैं आउट आउट आउट आउट, हाँ स्क्रीन लाल चमक रही है, गंदगी के अलावा सिर नहीं दिख रहे हैं ग्रहों की तरह घूमता ओझा किनारे से कक्षा से बाहर मेरी धुरी से हटकर अब तक जो कुछ भी कहा गया है, उससे कहीं अधिक दरवाज़ों से होकर गुज़र रहा है, हाँ तार बांधो कुर्सी को लात मारो और तुम मर जाओगे, हाँ हाँ, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ, गिलोटिन हाँ एक बाल्टी में एक चाल का मुखिया एक बैग में एक चाल का शरीर और आग में फेंक दिया जैसे इसे बकवास करो इससे पहले कि यह खराब हो जाए, इसे जला देना चाहिए एक को बहुत बार घृणा हुई सड़ांध की दुर्गंध से हाँ बहुत कष्ट होता है सड़क पर खून से सने शीशे की तरह टूट जाओ, हाँ इन मेवों को आख़िर तक दबाएँ, हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है सीरियल नंबर, हत्या मशीन सबसे बुरा साधन अंत तक गंदी ध्वनि पर निर्मित आप अनुभव कर रहे हैं, हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ, गिलोटिन हाँ रंग-बिरंगी खिड़कियाँ, बुलेटप्रूफ़ रस्सी को फंदे से जोड़ने वाली स्लिप गाँठ ठंडे स्टील की गंभीर पत्थर की चक्की तक वह जुनून जो मुझे अंधा कर देता है इसलिए मैं हाँ महसूस करता हूँ जाने नहीं दे सकते, नहीं, यह हमारी रगों में बहता है हमारी सुरंगों में उड़ता है और हमारी जंजीरों को झकझोर देता है और वे सभी नीचे गिर जाते हैं, हाँ
Coming from someone who's a little too involved in the fanfic scene and has read a few ABO fanfics out of curiosity, knowing what I know about how that 'universe' works just makes this exceedingly hilarious and Charlie's reactions even funnier.
The story synopsis of "My Husband Killed Me then I Won the Mega Ball!" literally sounds a lot like the plot of all of those "Revenge Reincarnation" webtoons that pop up everywhere like "Marry My Husband".
While doing a college essay about microtransactions, I actually made an example that was roughly similar to the “pay or watch ads to watch next scene” idea. I didn’t expect it to actually become a reality.
The real mystery is this : Who was stupid enough to fund all this? Actors, crews and equipment all cost money. Who funded it? Who got so horribly finessed and/or was so foolish as to come up with it?
Reelshort straight up sounds like a movie or tv show’s parodic attempt at satirizing the rise of short form content in the social zeitgeist as well as streaming services degrading further and further as time goes on and the fact that it’s an actual streaming service is *wild af*
Not only are the titles similar to webcomics but also that monetization is close to how some webcomic sites sell chapters, makes me wonder where the creator of this streaming platform actually got that terrible idea from and how they thought it would work with video content.
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
As someone who has read(and enjoyed) my fair share of historical erotica, omegaverse and Otomeisekai, I can safely say that all the titles and summaries Charlie read out are the standard ones you can find in that specific genre😂 Are all of them good? No. Is it worth continuing to read them for the few gems I can manage to find? Absolutely.
@@CoolUsernameUSA Omegaverse and OI as manga/manhwa. I also read Korean novels for OI if the story is captivating. Historical erotica, just published books I guess? I ran out of them a while ago and stopped looking for more
Assuming there's also a way to pay for the shorts directly instead of just watching ads, it seems to be set up very similarly to Korean webtoons. In which case I think it'll actually do reasonably well lol.
Weren't streaming services a big deal when they didn't waste your time with Ads and allow you to watch the content that you could pick? something that a TV couldn't do?
Funnily enough, losing your frontal lobe means you lose your Broca's area, which helps you understand general language, thus making all these shows more entertaining because you can't understand the world salad
The wolf ones are exactly like ads I sometimes get on Facebook until I mass block them again. They’re written though and you unlock it chapter by chapter (I assume by watching ads or maybe paying? Never looked into it beyond surface level). It pre-dates the current surge of AI, I’ve probably been getting them for 3-4 years. It literally seems like they just turned those weird smut wolf stories into these “movie” shorts. 🤔
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
"Being rejected by an alpha must be brutal" is somehow the funniest thing I've heard all day. Just a little bit I wish "alpha male" type guys would use that line unironicly.
Reminds me of the "unlock next chapter" from chinese novel sites. They took that monetization idea into films. Wont be surprised if the business behind it was also in China.
6:18 This is some of the most beautiful film music I’ve ever heard, it’s as great as the godfather theme song and Cavatina from The Deer Hunter. It brings a tear to my eye, 😢😢😢, it’s just so beautiful!!!
West: Some animes have such stupid names like "My sister can't be this cute" Also west: makes reality shows titled "The secret double-life of my billionaire ex-convict husband's maid at his third mansion"
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Vending Machine in an Online RPG, I Thought I Had it Made, Then My Mom Hunted Me With Multi-targeted Attacks - Episode 1 - Sugar Pop Ah-go-go
As someone with an incredibly bad case of ADHD, somehow hell sounds more appealing than this streaming service, having to watch ads to unlock shows is like the equivalent having to be kicked in the balls before your parents feed you dinner
*You enter the kitchen* You:"Hey mum,what's for dinner" Mum: I am making lasagna, would you like some? You: sure! *Mum hits you in the stomach with her fist,then hits you in the back of the neck with her elbow,like in Hitman 3*
This feels like if dhar man and tommy waisu came together to make the worst shit imaginable, With help from neil breen. Such a beautiful dumpster fire.
So, I read a lot of webnovels, and if you are ever on sites that post them, the romance category is always filled with these type of series with similar titles. Its been happening for years, so sadly, I don't even think it can be blamed on AI......
Moist, I don't normally do this, but a youtuber I watch Vince Vintage desperately needs some Light on a huge stalker problem, and I believe you can bring the attention the situation needs
I always hate apps that have a currency you need to grind minutes of ads to obtain or get Daily because you don't want to pay actual money for some basic random currency
"The Time I Reincarnated as a Vending Machine in an Online RPG I Thought I Had it Made Till My Mom Hunted Me With Multi-Targeted Attacks" had me fucking dead!
This streaming service is nothing more than if you approached a bunch of romance and fanfic novels and told them to make movies. This is exactly what you get. These are just really, really bad romance novels on the big screen.
Remember when you were a kid and an infomercial would come on and it would go on for so long that you would wonder if that ever had an end? What you were even watching previous to that? And if you would ever watch anything else ever again? Well now there's a streaming service for it.
I always feel weird when my life relates to something Charlie says. Just yesterday I binge watched like 6 episodes of that vending machine anime, then Charlie mentions it here. Coincidence? I think not
I know Charlie was kidding about the Wattpad fanfic line, but betas and weirdly dominant alphas? A red string of fate being snapped at 8:19? This is literally an omegaverse fanfic, isn't it?
0:30 Charlie, at 5'6" We aren't short, it is us that are the normies. Statistically we are of average height globally. So ignore all the extreme examples of height we have in our countries (AusNZ&NrthAmerica) and remember we are the normies and they are the freaks.
I feel bad for the actors. Imagine walking down the street, and in your head, all you can think is “Dear god what have I done? Alpha Jackson? Who the hell am I? I didn’t even get paid that much” And then someone looks at them, and they see, in pure horror, the spark of recognition in their eyes. “No, please, don’t tell me they’ve seen what I’ve done… please” And then person goes “Hey… you… you’re the guy” Horrified, disgusted and shocked, they know they can’t get out of this, so they say “what guy?” Then, they see it, the lips moving on the other person’s face “Alpha Jackson” as their world comes crumbling down around them as their desperation and self pity and disgust is brought to light.
We laugh at this now. But I bet Netflix and other streaming sites are thinking about implementing this and your gonna do it cuz there’s nothing you can do about it
Ya sure? I have canceled any subscription on subpar platforms like Netflix long ago.. Voting with my walltet and being a pirate for when they release the one good show they host exclusively on their platform every 4 years.
“Youre gonna do it” Gonna do what? Watch it? With as much money as they make, whats stopping them from keeping the quality they have? If they resort to nothing but this approach. They would already be irrelevant.
this platform's lifespan is bound to be ReelShort.
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.... .
Here before this blows up
Real damn funny
good one dud
My mom has it
As a victim of the chinese webnovel rabbithole, and after years of watching the rise of western equivalents blend with wattpad cringe, I can tell you that this platform definitely knows its target audience.
Yep instantly reminded me of all the webnovel titles. I always assumed they made more sense or dont sound as silly in their native language, but perhaps not.
@@slumzz I'm honestly guessing they're more used to it there. Western titles are more known for their brevity. This kind of trend is prevalent in eastern media in general (including japanese and korean).
That's why I only reread Er Gen books and couple of others.
I was just thinking during that movie clip "even Grandma's Chinese soap operas have less over the top drama and they slow more cry like every episode lmao"
@@bacontheuber2499 The reason for the long titles is, that there are thousands of webnovels and people scrolling through them only see the title. So the author has to basically write half of the plot into the title to capture potential readers.
8:07 "I reject you, Selene"
"I accept your rejection"
Immaculate, I love how atrociously straightforward the dialogues are.
I worked as a book cover artist and this is just a movie version of the typical wattpad/kindle kinky stories that are written in hundreds every day. You can't even imagine how many books have a word "Alpha" in them with a shirtless muscular guy and a helpless woman on the full moon night in a background on the cover. My brain just basically automatized cover art creation in about a month or so
I read one out of curiosity once and it was hilarious reading the main character doing Olympics champion level of mental gymnastics to try and make having a harem seem like a morally good thing.
serious but unrelated question: has AI art affected the number of clients you get?
Don't forget the historical one where the pirate shirt is open to the waist and the woman's dress is off the shoulder and 200 years off! Lol thank you for your service.
Yep, pretty much my first thought, these are trashy amazon romance novels in video form
I left the job right before the AI art boom so I can't tell for sure, but I doubt that it did since AI isn't quite suitable for covers, you would still need to paint over or photobash different parts of AI to make it look good.@@pixelpuppy
I feel awful for the actors/actresses because this is absolutely their first "real" roles.
You could say their careers were 'ReelShort'...
Don't be sorry for them. They had to know
Imagine having reelshort on your resume 💀
Fuck em, feel bad for the consumers who paid for this. Actually fuck them too this is so obviously a scam
Hey, $20 is $20...
The fact that Charlie watches Chad Chad and Kurtis Connor feels like a parallel universe
They're gonna go bankrupt in six months, but they'll leave a mark on the internet forever as the worst streaming idea
Nah mixer already took that place
It'll be just like Quibbi or whatever that service was called. It'll be hyped up and then upon release even the people with half a second attention spans will complain about how shitty it is. And making your debut episodes about smegma males and alphas and shit immediately dates the series it's a part of which will make it even more infamous because that's all the service will be remembered as.
*Coughs in Quibi*
1:09 Unless they get Space Raptor Butt Invasion. That shit looks like a one man service seller akin to Mandalorian for Disney+ or Stranger Things for Netflix.
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
knowing charlie watches chad chad is so incredibly special to me. truly a crossover i would have never expected
Right? It’s like 2 universes beautifully colided
Kurtis conner better, I feel proud that I saw his video before Charlie’s
RIGHT? Dude the SNAP my head did to look back at my phone when he mentioned chad chad.
Best crossover ever.
I was shocked when I heard him say Kurtis Conner, considering that it was days ago that I watched his video related to this streaming service lmao
fr i was listening so passively and then had to rewind to make sure i heard that right
As a few other people have pointed out, the "movie" titles sound so much like chinese and korean webnovels. I opened up my webnovel app and immediately was hit with "The Female Supporting Character Outshines the Female Lead" as one of the titles
Charlie's enthusiasm to talk about random awful shit is entertaining to watch
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.. .
@InstagramUser1000bot
@@p-__ you need a job
@@px2a nuh uh
you're stacking bagels on it
Charlie really tricked us to think that that Streaming Service isn’t Netflix
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.. .
Dumbass replies lmao
Hulu would be #1 no question about it.
Dude the bots on his channel are fucking annoying, any time its a new content you get these garbage bots like these 3 above my comment
Crunchyroll is the best streaming service in my opinion because it has the best shows
8:08
Not gonna lie, I started laughing hysterically when maid lady (I’m terrible with names) clutched her chest after “alpha” guy said “I reject you.”
That was some Neil Breen-level acting right there
As a person missing their frontal lobe, i'm signing up to this place immediately
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
was that the bite of 87??!?!?!?
Always feels odd seeing youtubers I watch pop up in the comment sections of other unrelated youtubers I watch.
@@paulagarciallorentewe found the bite of 87 victim boys
@@vanillathebarddon't worry you'll get used to it
The fated to my alpha is one of the funniest things I have ever watched. There is literally a scene where the alpha tries to "save her" from where she was. He tried to take her to get something to eat of nutrition and she interrupts his whole plan because she said she wanted fried chicken. I never laughed so hard at a series in my life. I will never get all that time back, but man the laughs were worth it for me.
I might watch it now, I love things that are so bad they become true cinema
Bruh they even had a whole flashback of her enjoying a KFC chicken 😭
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
My favourite part is how everyone is assigned one single mate by the moon goddess and if they’re rejected then they are doomed to a lifetime of loneliness and when the main character is crying to her inner wolf after being rejected by her mate the wolf is just like “it’s cool the moon goddess said you could have a different one” as if they hadn’t spent the last 40 minutes establishing that this was not a thing that could happen
@@Vaultboythefightingmachinewhy do you insist on doing this? Are you a bot?
If I didn't know we were a clown world, I would think this is complete satire. It makes the Twilight Saga movies look like Romeo and Juliet in comparison. The self-proclaimed ‘Alpha’ saying "Getting rejected by an Alpha must be brutal" gave me Bully Maguire vibes and was expecting him to end it by saying "You gonna cry?".
I'm gonna put some dirt in your orphan eye.
Why does everyone hate on twilight so much. It wasn't bad. I thought it was pretty good.
Now that Charlie is free from his Twitch contract he can finally stream on ReelShort
Oh nah😂
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂..
@RomanisRandomBlud speaking enchantment table 💀
@RomanisRandomRatio lil bro
@@Notcratesyou just barely ratio'd a bot
“That time I reincarnated as a vending machine in an online rpg I thought I had it made until my mom hunted me with multi targeted attacks” is peak fiction ngl
Is that a real series?
@CErra310 it is the amalgamation of two or three light novel titles.
The mom with muti-target and the vending machine are real (and the vending machine is a nice novel...). Don't about the "I thought I had made it"
Kurtis’s video on this is great. He suffered greatly to introduce us to Alpha Drake ( or Beta Drake- I don’t care) and the orphan. This thing is one crappy movie away from being the first streaming service that only features ads.
Holy crap the entire website looks like a collection of live action webtoons lol
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!! Literally "My Husband Killed Me then I Won the Mega Ball!" feels like an exact parody of romance webtoons, LOL.
It's Quibi all over again, I suppose history truly is doomed to repeat itself
@RomanisRandomi would rather die than subscribe to you 😊
@@theussmirageI'm glad someone else picked up that it's just quibi part 2
@RomanisRandom यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ अँधेरे में बैठो और सोचो कि मैं फर्श पर नीचे गिराने के लिए कैसे उपयुक्त हूँ और वे सभी हाँ नीचे गिर जाते हैं यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, हाँ डायन जीभ की छाया से बाहर कोबरा ने सर्वनाशकारी पंथ हत्यारे कड़ाही के धुएं पर थूक दिया स्टॉम्प संगीत गंभीरता से हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है खांचे को रोक नहीं सकते, जबड़ों को चाटते हैं, उन्हें साफ करते हैं और निरंतर कच्ची गति को बंद कर देते हैं आपको यहां से उस जी-स्पॉट बॉडी रॉक से कनेक्ट करने के लिए फिट है वह सब कुछ जो आप चाहते हैं, कभी चाहा था हमें मिल गया, इसे लेने क्यों न आएं, अपना सिर उस छेद में डाल दें और मुझे इस ठंडी गिलोटिन मौत की सज़ा को हां में गिराते हुए देखो हाँ, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, हाँ छुपी हुई कला, बीच और नीचे, हर खंडित, वाणी का अलंकार जीभ उलटी, जब भी धड़कन होती है, मेरे जबड़े पुकारने लगते हैं आउट आउट आउट आउट, हाँ स्क्रीन लाल चमक रही है, गंदगी के अलावा सिर नहीं दिख रहे हैं ग्रहों की तरह घूमता ओझा किनारे से कक्षा से बाहर मेरी धुरी से हटकर अब तक जो कुछ भी कहा गया है, उससे कहीं अधिक दरवाज़ों से होकर गुज़र रहा है, हाँ तार बांधो कुर्सी को लात मारो और तुम मर जाओगे, हाँ हाँ, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ, गिलोटिन हाँ एक बाल्टी में एक चाल का मुखिया एक बैग में एक चाल का शरीर और आग में फेंक दिया जैसे इसे बकवास करो इससे पहले कि यह खराब हो जाए, इसे जला देना चाहिए एक को बहुत बार घृणा हुई सड़ांध की दुर्गंध से हाँ बहुत कष्ट होता है सड़क पर खून से सने शीशे की तरह टूट जाओ, हाँ इन मेवों को आख़िर तक दबाएँ, हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है सीरियल नंबर, हत्या मशीन सबसे बुरा साधन अंत तक गंदी ध्वनि पर निर्मित आप अनुभव कर रहे हैं, हाँ यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है, यह जाता है गिलोटिन हाँ, गिलोटिन हाँ रंग-बिरंगी खिड़कियाँ, बुलेटप्रूफ़ रस्सी को फंदे से जोड़ने वाली स्लिप गाँठ ठंडे स्टील की गंभीर पत्थर की चक्की तक वह जुनून जो मुझे अंधा कर देता है इसलिए मैं हाँ महसूस करता हूँ जाने नहीं दे सकते, नहीं, यह हमारी रगों में बहता है हमारी सुरंगों में उड़ता है और हमारी जंजीरों को झकझोर देता है और वे सभी नीचे गिर जाते हैं, हाँ
When Charlie said "The answer is yes, if you're missing your frontal lobe" that was such a curve ball insult for me i couldn't stop laughing
same💀💀 this man's vocabulary and sense of humor never fails to make my day
Coming from someone who's a little too involved in the fanfic scene and has read a few ABO fanfics out of curiosity, knowing what I know about how that 'universe' works just makes this exceedingly hilarious and Charlie's reactions even funnier.
Same, it's so great.
Oh god, same here. I was too embarrassed to admit it in my own comment though 😂
The story synopsis of "My Husband Killed Me then I Won the Mega Ball!" literally sounds a lot like the plot of all of those "Revenge Reincarnation" webtoons that pop up everywhere like "Marry My Husband".
While doing a college essay about microtransactions, I actually made an example that was roughly similar to the “pay or watch ads to watch next scene” idea. I didn’t expect it to actually become a reality.
Have you seen the world? Im suprised this didnt happen sooner
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When Charlie says " this movie is awful, just terrible" he really means "this movie is amazing, a true masterpiece"
I'm happy to learn that Charlie likes Kurtis Conner and Chad Chad, they're some of the best commentary channels
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.
Hell yeah I love them both
@InstagramUser1000 🤏 This is how little I care.
Absolutely, I was happily surprised to hear him name them.
real i love them both
The real mystery is this : Who was stupid enough to fund all this? Actors, crews and equipment all cost money. Who funded it? Who got so horribly finessed and/or was so foolish as to come up with it?
money laundering scheme i guess, dump the dirty money into the films and "subscribers" put it back into the company
If dharmann shit can go off, small productions like this should be fine
maybe they took out a bunch of loans and hoped they would be able to make it back with obscene amounts of ads
@@minionsinblack5669it's the korean/chinese webtoon model. It's the scummiest business model out there.
Money laundering? It’s my usual assumption when things don’t make sense 💰
0:07 "I'm sure you're subscribed to many different streaming platforms"
heh 🏴☠
Reelshort straight up sounds like a movie or tv show’s parodic attempt at satirizing the rise of short form content in the social zeitgeist as well as streaming services degrading further and further as time goes on and the fact that it’s an actual streaming service is *wild af*
Streaming services have truly jumped the shark with ReelShort.
The funniest part of this is how they advertise that the content will have advertisements. That is like bad marketing 101.
Ok
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.. ..
uh oh, the bots are gonna invade the reply section
cringed up
this sentence doesent even make sense
Last last plot actually does seem cool, I want a real life decent movie to be made with it
Not only are the titles similar to webcomics but also that monetization is close to how some webcomic sites sell chapters, makes me wonder where the creator of this streaming platform actually got that terrible idea from and how they thought it would work with video content.
I think the worst part is that the prices for this horrible streaming platform are still more generous than some actual webcomic platforms 😭
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
i was unaware that there was any streaming platform worse than twitter on a samsung fridge.
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂... .
this comments section needs a John Conner
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
The creators of this platform definitely saw how well TikTok movie accounts do and just tried to shamelessly monetize a worse version.
Thank you, Alpha Charlie, for making content for us Beta fans.
You're weird for this one
@@TacNuke951true he posted cringe
@@TacNuke951it’s not weird, you just don’t get the joke
@@oliveroatesI think they do... It's just bad and kinda cringe
This comment doesn’t even make sense
I love that there is a daily limit to watching ads, it's like a feature you can't wait for.
When you hit that limit, can you not earn any more currency to buy more episodes until the next day?
As someone who has read(and enjoyed) my fair share of historical erotica, omegaverse and Otomeisekai, I can safely say that all the titles and summaries Charlie read out are the standard ones you can find in that specific genre😂
Are all of them good? No. Is it worth continuing to read them for the few gems I can manage to find? Absolutely.
"Gems" in the Charlie sense of "so shitty it becomes good because of how funny it is" or an actual good realistic romance?
@@CoolUsernameUSA actually good romance. I can't speak about realistic, because they will have some smatterings of the genre tropes anyway
@@EverGardens Where do you look, WattPad?
@@CoolUsernameUSA Omegaverse and OI as manga/manhwa. I also read Korean novels for OI if the story is captivating. Historical erotica, just published books I guess? I ran out of them a while ago and stopped looking for more
I'm glad Charlie is giving some attention to the great and mighty Chuck Tingle. Truly a legend in literature
Straight was legit one of the best books I've read, full stop.
Charlie never fails to make me crash a bus into an orphanage
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.
Thanks for keeping the world population controlled
HOW MANY TIMES DO I SEE THESE PEOPLE IN THESE REPLIES?!
@@p-__not a flex
@@p-__ "My Bot comments are better than my life outside of youtube"
Sometimes I forget that all these RUclipsrs exist in the same universe it feels like a weird cross over to know they watch each others videos
Assuming there's also a way to pay for the shorts directly instead of just watching ads, it seems to be set up very similarly to Korean webtoons. In which case I think it'll actually do reasonably well lol.
youtube too, you buy movies on here too not shorts but same kinda thing
Weren't streaming services a big deal when they didn't waste your time with Ads and allow you to watch the content that you could pick? something that a TV couldn't do?
They realized people will still pay for content that has ads.
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
adults will pay for adfree, kids mainly will sit there and watch ads, they already do with their shitty mobile games.
Funnily enough, losing your frontal lobe means you lose your Broca's area, which helps you understand general language, thus making all these shows more entertaining because you can't understand the world salad
The wolf ones are exactly like ads I sometimes get on Facebook until I mass block them again.
They’re written though and you unlock it chapter by chapter (I assume by watching ads or maybe paying? Never looked into it beyond surface level).
It pre-dates the current surge of AI, I’ve probably been getting them for 3-4 years. It literally seems like they just turned those weird smut wolf stories into these “movie” shorts. 🤔
Charlie somehow finds a way to shit on his own height at least once a video
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.. .
I was surprised to find out I was an inch taller than him
@@kinman3051same. 5'7 gang rise up
@@p-__I don't believe you. Please send one for review. Thank
@@glowindark64 but do you have samples from Charlie to act as as the control group?
I KEPT GETTING ADS FOR THE FORBIDDEN ALPHA MOVIE AND I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT AND SEND IT TO ANYONE
Thank you, Charles, for your ongoing sacrifice to humorously inform us of these future history book highlights unfolding before us.
It was in the year king Uzziah died that I saw the Lord. He was sitting on a lofty throne, and the train of his robe filled the temple...then I said it's all over I am doomed for I am a sinful man. I have filthy lips, and I live among a people with filthy lips. Yet I have seen the king, the Lord of heavens armies. Isaiah 6:1,5
This is a bot comment too, this is not going into a history book. This is a shitty streaming service, not some grand event. Stop farming likes.
@@Vaultboythefightingmachine We've already accepted Charlie as our lord and savior. Peace off.
@@ember-brandt Sacrilege he's only a prophet lol
@@Vaultboythefightingmachineno Charlie is jebus everyone knows that, just look at him
This makes me think of those choose your story "games" (like Episodes or Whispers.) The ones you'd see ads for while playing a mobile game.
"Being rejected by an alpha must be brutal" is somehow the funniest thing I've heard all day. Just a little bit I wish "alpha male" type guys would use that line unironicly.
I think it's supposed to be like 'Brave New World' Alpha/Betas, not like incel shit lol
@@jakethreesixtyit's omegaverse so it's kinda based on the incel alpha/beta
Reminds me of the "unlock next chapter" from chinese novel sites. They took that monetization idea into films. Wont be surprised if the business behind it was also in China.
5:39 imma need the directors cut for that masterpiece
The fact that Charlie watched Kurtis’ video is the crossover I didn’t deserve
Charlie: "Are the movies good? Yes... If you're missing your frontal lobe"
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
I love how Charlie always gets so excited and happy about something so shitty💀
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
9:26 those are 2 actual titles btw, Charlie just beautifully combined them 😂😂😂😂
The fock😂😂
Just the fact that the vending machine one is real is crazy to me, I think they’re running out of ideas for anime lol
Charlie never fails at having bots in his comments section
Charlie my little sugar plum, never fails to make butterflies magically appear in my stomach everytime he talks to us through his camera.
He doesn’t even know you exist
@@alexxx5749 so?
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
@@alexxx5749and my mom doesn’t know you exist but who cares
6:18 This is some of the most beautiful film music I’ve ever heard, it’s as great as the godfather theme song and Cavatina from The Deer Hunter. It brings a tear to my eye, 😢😢😢, it’s just so beautiful!!!
Hans Zimmer could never make something so powerful
West: Some animes have such stupid names like "My sister can't be this cute"
Also west: makes reality shows titled "The secret double-life of my billionaire ex-convict husband's maid at his third mansion"
I mean...
I mean...
I mean...
I don't mean...
You forgot to add that the billionaire ex-convict is also an alpha male
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Vending Machine in an Online RPG, I Thought I Had it Made, Then My Mom Hunted Me With Multi-targeted Attacks - Episode 1 - Sugar Pop Ah-go-go
I hate to tell you this but there is a huge Alpha Beta Omega universe in books. Please dont investgate you will never recover.
i love how the developer said "up to 5-45 seconds" demonstrating his tentative grasp on the English language
As someone with an incredibly bad case of ADHD, somehow hell sounds more appealing than this streaming service, having to watch ads to unlock shows is like the equivalent having to be kicked in the balls before your parents feed you dinner
*You enter the kitchen*
You:"Hey mum,what's for dinner"
Mum: I am making lasagna, would you like some?
You: sure!
*Mum hits you in the stomach with her fist,then hits you in the back of the neck with her elbow,like in Hitman 3*
same...without the prefrontal cortex to motivate me through 1 ten-second ad, you couldn't ever pay me enough to use ReelShite
My parents do that. I'm 30 and thinking about leaving the house.
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
@@Vaultboythefightingmachine Wow, sounds like you need therapy, not the bible.
Charlie is the only person who can win an argument by using “goofball” in a sentence
Life is just school; work; and watching charlie criticize every aspect of the internet.
This feels like if dhar man and tommy waisu came together to make the worst shit imaginable, With help from neil breen. Such a beautiful dumpster fire.
5:14 love the hair change 😂😂
Moist never fails to make me start giggling and kicking my feet
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.. . .
me on my bed giggling and kicking my feet all happy while watching moistcritikal
The meat riding is crazy
@RomanisRandomFuture Parents, don't beat too hard your kids or this will happen
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 nah i think that one needs a bit more to be honest
So, I read a lot of webnovels, and if you are ever on sites that post them, the romance category is always filled with these type of series with similar titles. Its been happening for years, so sadly, I don't even think it can be blamed on AI......
7:12 every single adult in A Series of Unfortunate Events
Moist, I don't normally do this, but a youtuber I watch Vince Vintage desperately needs some Light on a huge stalker problem, and I believe you can bring the attention the situation needs
Asmon and Muta (Some ordinary games) spoke about it. Hope Charlie will caught up to it.
0:20 Curtis Connor, the lizard from spider-man?
I always hate apps that have a currency you need to grind minutes of ads to obtain or get Daily because you don't want to pay actual money for some basic random currency
these sound like 0:49 isekai anime titles
0:37 these feel like cursed isekai/light-novel titles
"The Time I Reincarnated as a Vending Machine in an Online RPG I Thought I Had it Made Till My Mom Hunted Me With Multi-Targeted Attacks" had me fucking dead!
7:49 “Alpha Jackson pumping his yogurt” I have never heard of that 😂😂😂
The answer is yes😇😊… IF YOUR MISSING YOUR FRONTAL LOBE ☠️😈 5:27
This is so embarrassing.
I feel SO GOOD about myself.
Thank you.
Hell yeah
i hope that the live event is a success charlie! I'm from Orlando but gonna be outta town for the weekend (bad timing). I'll try to go to the next!
This streaming service is nothing more than if you approached a bunch of romance and fanfic novels and told them to make movies. This is exactly what you get. These are just really, really bad romance novels on the big screen.
Remember when you were a kid and an infomercial would come on and it would go on for so long that you would wonder if that ever had an end? What you were even watching previous to that? And if you would ever watch anything else ever again? Well now there's a streaming service for it.
2:40 sounds like twitch tv but you get ads in the worst possible times in the middle of LIVE stream
The worst part about this is, EDP found his new platform.
Not that kind of streaming platform, did you watch a minute of the video?
My guilt overwhelms me... It is a burden too heavy to bear. - Psalm 38:4
@@MewPurPurno no, I can see him featuring in the movie "I Thought I Was Horny For an Underage Teenager But It Turns Out I Wanted A Cupcake".
6:21 Wait....are these "movies" actually FILMED in the vertical format???
I'm actually a little afraid that this will become a standard for streaming services.
I always feel weird when my life relates to something Charlie says. Just yesterday I binge watched like 6 episodes of that vending machine anime, then Charlie mentions it here. Coincidence? I think not
The what now?
6:56 that isn't even how a/b/o works...
Yeah as a person that reads or listen to A/B/O fanfiction they don't get it because like you said that is not how it works
I know Charlie was kidding about the Wattpad fanfic line, but betas and weirdly dominant alphas? A red string of fate being snapped at 8:19? This is literally an omegaverse fanfic, isn't it?
Yep it is it is a omegaverse fanfiction and that company doing it all wrong
0:30 Charlie, at 5'6" We aren't short, it is us that are the normies. Statistically we are of average height globally. So ignore all the extreme examples of height we have in our countries (AusNZ&NrthAmerica) and remember we are the normies and they are the freaks.
Sounds like a fat load of cope if you ask me chief... have you tried growing? 🤨🤓
I feel bad for the actors.
Imagine walking down the street, and in your head, all you can think is “Dear god what have I done? Alpha Jackson? Who the hell am I? I didn’t even get paid that much”
And then someone looks at them, and they see, in pure horror, the spark of recognition in their eyes. “No, please, don’t tell me they’ve seen what I’ve done… please”
And then person goes “Hey… you… you’re the guy”
Horrified, disgusted and shocked, they know they can’t get out of this, so they say “what guy?”
Then, they see it, the lips moving on the other person’s face “Alpha Jackson” as their world comes crumbling down around them as their desperation and self pity and disgust is brought to light.
We laugh at this now. But I bet Netflix and other streaming sites are thinking about implementing this and your gonna do it cuz there’s nothing you can do about it
Ya sure? I have canceled any subscription on subpar platforms like Netflix long ago.. Voting with my walltet and being a pirate for when they release the one good show they host exclusively on their platform every 4 years.
“Youre gonna do it”
Gonna do what? Watch it? With as much money as they make, whats stopping them from keeping the quality they have? If they resort to nothing but this approach. They would already be irrelevant.
sail the high seas
This is the first time I have seen charles talk about something after other commentary creators
I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content. 🤣😂.
I read this as “This is the first time I have seen charles talk about something other than commentary creators” and I was very confused
4:00 Thats not AI writing, that's second language writing
knowing charlie watches kurtis conner just feels so right
1:04 attorney at what?
Charlie is never going let us forget that he is 5'6 😂
0:24 Charlie is so good at coming up with names that make fun of bad sites and stream platforms in the funniest way possible😂
And to think Netflix canceled The Idol, while an entire platform exists with shows even worst 😂
Charlie should produce a film and try to sell it to this platform. They will be hilarious.
It’s gotta hurt when even Jesus says your streaming streaming service sucks
I'm going hell for this but damn it this made me laugh