Man Goes Bankrupt Building an Awful Mansion
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- Опубликовано: 20 апр 2022
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He made a house so massive that it was literally inconvenient
Only use for it would be parties, wouldn’t see it as my permanent home
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@@KeenC Yeah same I would simply use this home for parties and storage and my other homes for living.
This isn't so bad, but looking at the Bill Gates or Eminem ones, I really don't get the point. Why do you wanna take a shuttle from one end of your house to the other? Imagine forgetting your keys or shoes on the other end. I live in a regular 3 floor house, and I literally only use my room, the kitchen, and the toilet. Everything else is useless.
Imagine needing motorized scooters just to go from your bedroom to your kitchen.
“A celebrity Botox doctor blew his loa-“
Only Charlie would make this mistake
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A glass foosball table sounds like the worst product idea ever
One ring dinger on that bad boy and it’s done
I bet you could scrape up some fat lines of residue if you took a razor blade to that glass foosball table. Give it a lick and your whole mouth might go numb.
Point being, foosball was never the intended purpose of that table.
But it’s fancy! Rich people love fancy expensive stuff!!
completely unusable
It's for decoration. They would never use it.
My Mum used to be a private tutor for rich kids and would go to huge mansions to do her teaching. I would often drop things off for her like text books and other bits and pieces and get to check out the inside of these mansions. All I can say is that they all just felt cold, empty and bleak. There was waaay too much space and it just felt i was walking around a big shopping mall. Mansions don't feel like homes at all.
so you prefer a cardboard box more then your own planet
@@boomspoon4004 What are you babbling on about?! Your comment makes zero sense.
@@gussetblaster6786 this guy openly declared in some other comment on this video that they’re going insane, so you can probably ignore them. anyways, I think your original comment is correct and large residencies explicitly exist to be showy and not to be lived in. frankly, I can imagine a family living here where the children are banned from touching any of the amenities lest they damage them somehow, leaving it all unused and wasted. The upkeep’s probably a nightmare too.
@@boomspoon4004 "i love pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" moment
@@boomspoon4004 no one said that
I love when he says "see through glass" like it's recently invented.
What other kind of glass isn’t see through unless it’s tinted, isn’t that the whole point of glass windows?
Its pretty cool tho
Its very innovative my car windows are completely black out i cant believe he was able to come up with the idea of see though glass
Did he talk about the reflective mirror, or did I miss that?
@@ThisIsVeryStupid a glass foosball table ? Nah that shits stupid af its an obvious attempt at trying to be “unique”
This mansion is perfect I've always wanted to look at a pool while swimming in a pool!
have you ever looked at the hot tub in a public pool
It was designed by West Coast Customs.
You mean looking **through** a pool while swimming in a pool
Only way it would be better is if the glass bottom pool had a glass bottom pool INSIDE THE POOL.
Think about it…
I am the comment he looked at in the video, he got the wrong guy. This isn't the house of the botox dr guy lmao.
3:13 That pool can’t possibly be safe for kids, there’s no way that wet marble isn’t slippery, and those pool edges look very sharp.
Not even adult friendly.
I think the double decker pool would be better, unless they were at the top and Dan Schneider was at the bottom.
They're in god mode, silly.
@@Gloves-T-Catzerothis aged for sure 😭
Yeah I was swimming once in private marble-made pool - looks pretty but other than cool look it's not practical. If there's even a bit of wetness on it, it's like ice. And yeah marble is just pretty stone. Touch any edge wrong and you have cuts. I had few after swimming there. Never again.
They blew 99% of the budget on the “whatever it is, it looks way cooler at night” bionic testicle thing, and the last 1% went to this guy’s bankruptcy
Bionicle testicle
I wouldn't trust that salesman with $5
@RAP3TION I am pooping my pants. So much so i am completely drenched in wet , soggy , mushy poop. It’s dark…. Cold ….. it smells and I’m afraid. Endless poop.
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I wouldn't trust that salesman with a nickle
@@MbitaChizi Fear comes from things you can’t see but can feel…..
no way its gfuel
This mansion looks like it got built by someone who plays Sims 4 with the money cheat and just bought every expensive thing they could buy.
Why is this so accurate-
@@Kamotea_kyutie because he literally did that. Nothing in that house is practical.
Ah yes, the average mega mansion uploaded onto the gallery. It needs 150 of the 200 dlc's to function and even then it was never playtested and sims can't even use half of the stuff that's in it because the creator used cheats to make it look cool instead of functional.
@@suspecm6316 and then even when you have the 150 dlcs required somehow the shitty dlc detection makes sure it replaces another 50 pieces of furniture with ugly base game stuff
Top comment right there!
I feel like a home is a home when it's actually a responsible size for your size family. 1 huge wall window is beautiful especially with a patio or something for tea in the morning but all of the walls just being glass? WHY 😭😭 I know people got different tastes but this is all marble, black, grey, white, gold, silver. What about some colorful walls or plants and love put into the place. Imagine getting home from work only to come home to another building that looks like a work office 😭
(PS: This is in no way against anyone into this kind of aesthetic, if you like it, that's all that matters :) I just personally have different taste)
Can we stop apologizing for how we feel just because others might feel differently?
@@Krystalmyth Good point lmao 😭 there's so many people who take offense to things even if I'm not insulting anyone, just giving a harmless opinion (I could see if it was something that was super ignorant or downright rude) but it's not :/ (thanks btw I feel like this needs to be reminded to people including myself :)
I cant stand people who try to define what a home is for other people. If I were rich Id have a half the size of a football field with high tech everywhere.
The funniest thing is that you can tell the salesman is making things up as he goes along.
That guy would be a great politician. Not answering any questions but talking about how great his projects and visions are. Lol
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@RAP3TION wtf
Don’t encourage him.
Houses like that are almost impossible to resale in the open market, even if you have made millions in a year. Like trying to sell a wedding ring, no one wants it something that was designed specifically for someone else.
IKR. Like yeah you can invest a lotta money and make the most pricy house in the whole world but noone's gonna buy it. You just lost all your money for nothing
Especially when the people that designed it have the shittiest taste imaginable
It’s so ugly too!
Right, when you buy a house like this you're doing it for yourself, not as an investment. People with enough money to buy a house that size will build their own house for a lot less money and it will suit their own tastes. The only exception is where the land is very valuable like in Malibu for example.
You can sell the gold/silver in wedding rings, you can sell the land, but that house is just a waste
Can you imagine the amount of dust this place can build up? Or how messy it can get after an earthquake?
If you can afford to buy it, chances are you can afford cleaners to come. That’s the idea anyway… (unless you go bankrupt)
@@ladyalicent705exactly. Usually these massive mansion owners have their own personal jeeves and workers. Hence the excessive amount of rooms and such
God mode is gonna come in real handy when the pool collapses on you
The double decker pool is literally something a kindergartener would come up with for their dream house. Its not even marketable as one functional item like a bunkbed is, its not like they're connected by a slide or anything. Its literally just "What if you had two pools, but one was above the other." Would be pretty great for hollywood creeps I guess? Yeah just hire a bunch of models to sit in the top pool and go brood in your little Gollum cave beneath them. Maybe throw a couple of fish in the bottom pool so you can catch and eat them raw while ogling at your preciouses above you
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Lol
Lmao. Okay, but a double decker pool connected by a water slide?! Now we're talking.
It's like some Minecraft level BS.
We all have a little Gollum cave where we have our scheming and nefarious thoughts right?
I guess the problem with houses like this is, that if there is someone who can actually afford it, they might as well just build their own house to their liking.
Exactly man.
Yes. And this is weird in so many ways. I looked it up on google maps. It's in west hollywood in a quiet looking residential street even though it's just off sunset boulevard. It's not even like this is in a street filled with mansions of this size. A few houses down it's small houses. The street has some more modern houses, some ranch style houses, some just really small, some older, some urban villa type things. But they're all normal looking and visible from the street. This is like a monster tucked away behind a long driveway. I wonder what the neighbors in the little houses on that side of the street think of all this. SO weird and just doesn't go together.
That's the catch 22 with everything especially in the automotive scene.
Your mods may not be to everyone's liking so you end up selling your hard work, at a substantial discount.
A lot of the enthusiasts want to buy the car stock, so they can build it themselves or have legitimate concerns that the car wasn't built properly/abused by the previous owner.
I was thinking the same thing. If you’re spending that much, better to customize your own dream house than buy it off someone else
Kinda true for all houses in a way, if you can secure a loan to get one built and have the desire to make sure the people you hire don't slack off you'll almost always end up with a better house for pretty much the same or less cost instead of buying it. Real estate agents are scam artists of the highest degree, never trust a single word out of their mouth.
It's actually pretty common for hairstylists to do house calls. Here in the flyover states this is usually for old people that have mobility issues or nursing home residents, etc. and not rich people with their own home salon. The occasional funeral parlor even, if the family requests it.
The guy who built this mansion passed away last week at 50, RIP
Woah that's crazy maybe the stress from bankruptcy
Wasnt this mansion built by Nile Niami, the same guy who built The One Bel Air... and to my knowledge he is alive and kicking.
When he says "god mode* he's 100% talking about living out a god complex.
its sad to see these days all people need to live in god mode is a big villa. napoleon conquered europe to fulfill his ambitions and then invaded russia. alexander the great conquered most of the known world and only turned back because his men were getting bored with winning every battle. and those 2 guys probably had smaller egos than the average person that owns a multi million dollar villa in LA.
@@TheSuperappelflap Alexander would be on RuPaul’s drag race.
@@TheSuperappelflap I may be wrong, but I was taught in history class that Napoleon invaded and conquered because he was building his massive ego. He got bullied when littler, so when he became an officer and gained power, his ego skyrocketed
@@TheSuperappelflap it's not fair to compare two geniuses to a couple hundred trust fund babies sucking the marrow from there families bones. You've made an excellent observation.
@@TheSuperappelflap 'napoleon conquered europe' bruh come on, you need to retake history class ;-;
I always feel like these millionaire mansions are so exposed. Balconies and ground to ceiling windows I'd be too worried to even itch my nuts without someone seeing.
Tbf, I feel like the people who'd buy and live in these things are the ones who *want* to be seen. Attention I guess?
seeing someone without nuts my itch even to?
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I guess it’s that many of these mansions are far away enough from people that they can get away with it
Not to mention if someone ever hired a hitman to take you out
"you can get ready for any event, right at your own home!" couldn't this be done without spending millions of dollars just to go bankrupt, i mean i rent a sh!tty old apartment and i get ready in my own home every day lol
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"blew his lo- blew his budget"
Glass foosball table sounds like a terrible idea. I’m guessing a dedicated group of teenagers could annihilate it in a single session of play.
It also looks ugly as shit
It also looks ugly as sin
As soon as I heard "glass foosball table" I couldn't help but say out load "who would want a GLASS *FOOSBALL* TABLE???"
I had a regular one once and it was in really rough shape when we had to get rid of it
If it had been glass, it wouldn't have lasted long enough to be resold
Finger prints for days
Literally see through plastic only works on Gameboy, on anything else it looks horrid.
I one time spent $22 at Target buying unnecessary items to spruce up my studio apartment, I only had $25 to my name so I can definitely relate to this guy
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$22?? What did you get? That's a lot of money! I only have at most like $5.
WHOA!!! Calm down there mr money bags
At least you had $3 in the bank so you didn't go bankrupt
Damn! $25 is a lot
The quaalude and snorting accoutrements tray at 5:16 was super classy. No wonder he keeps using the phrase “god mode”
7:39
It’s not normal in Tampa for a salon to send a barber to your house, but it is normal for them to send a hitman to your house.
Yeah, that checks out.
The craziest thing about this house to me is how cramped it looks inside. Every room is walled off, and there aren’t many open areas. For a $50 million mansion, there really aren’t a lot of rooms that can accommodate more that 10 people
nft art gallery
They said it's a 35$ million mansion not a 50$ mansion bozo
@@midknight0693 still a waste of money bOzO
Idk, huge open rooms look like shit and that's one of the biggest problems with these mansions. This has still big enough rooms without the creepy feeling of emptiness towards it.
@@midknight0693 actually if u read the articles he has on screen it says it was orig 87mil and then auctioned for 50mil minimum
Realtor: "Imagine living in your own mini shopping mall!"
Me: "That literally sounds like hell."
I mean come on. I want a full size shopping mall
@@himanbam
A Maxi mini-mall is fine
Zombie apocalypse comes to mind...
@@Sushi_bar it would be effective in zombie apocalypse but a bunker is way more cheaper and also safe
@@himanbam hmmm maybe having some big brands like gucci or balenciaga or chanel to grind cash.
As a landscaper, i gotta say the decks with no potted plants and invasive privacy bamboo really make me cringe. Also that bamboo will lower the value of your property as it spreads, because it will get huge, flop over, and be an eyesore and shade caster everywhere. Fuck people who plant bamboo thickets in america. 7:07 also yes. Rich people literally will pay to have dog groomers, poop pickeruppers, hair stylists, all come to them, even though they have $100,000 cars. Working for ceos is actually brain damaging sometimes.
Is funny to see that this has become more like an office than a home itself, it's so weird.
If someone was willing to waste their fortune on something useless like this to flex on everyone, then I don’t think they deserved the money in the first place.
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He's like that one friend in the minecraft server that uses everyone ressources to make a huge build then never plays again.
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It's been decided that the more money you have, the less taste you have
Tbh the richest people tend to be the most dead, dry, souless, soul-sucking, unempathetic people on the planet.
This is one of those places that feels more like a museum of wealth rather than a home. I could not fathom living somewhere so cold and pristine. This is the type of place that makes anyone walking into it feel like an intruder.
5:18 It's kind of incredible that they've managed to even fuck up a foosball table. It's like the actual design requirements were 'make every single object look 50x uglier than it usually would in a way that negatively impacts the function'.
I was about to ask if it’s even safe and efficient to build a foosball table out of glass. Not only would it sound annoying, but it wouldn’t exactly feel safe.
That glass style is so bad in my eyes. It will be obsolete like 70s veneer wood
@@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps Honestly even on an immediate surface level I think it looks fucking vile. But it isn't even garbage just because it looks nasty, the glass-effect style on display all across the property is also functionally trash. It sounds silly, but this kind of style is psychologically damaging to anyone who spends an real amount of time surrounded by it. It takes more effort to try and process the visual space when half of it is made of a transparent material like glass or perspex. So for eg in this case, they've taken a simple, goofy fun time like foosball and made it so that playing it requires this extra bit of mental effort, even if it's subconscious. Add that up over time, and the owner gets bored of the foosball table a lot quicker than a regular foosball table. Then multiply that by every other goddamn thing in houses like this which are visually harder to process, and you're basically in an environment surrounded by things that demand a small but noticeable increase in mental processing at all times. The same applies to an excess of reflective or shiny surfaces, garish colors, all sorts. So basically, a whole range of cringe design fails that you see across all of these awful post-modern tech bro or influencer mansions that they've spent a disgusting amount of money on building.
And then almost every time, the person goes bankrupt, or chooses to sell the home very soon afterwards, and then nobody buys it and it gets left empty. There are a whole bunch of them in places like Calabasas and whatnot. And sure, it's because they're ugly as frick, but in general interior design ugliness can be easily fixed. With most of these, they are fundamentally and irreparably designed in a way that's not only ugly, but is psychologically tiring and depressing to live in, in a way that will affect pretty much any human mind.
It's super fascinating honestly, and I understand the psychology behind why the architecture and materials is actually scientifically harmful to the residents, but what I don't have any concrete scientific explanation for is why so many of these houses are being built these days. I'm missing the part that explains why the people involved aren't recognizing and identifying the ugliness almost right away. The fact there are SO MANY of these houses that have been completed and lived in is batshit. Logically there should be a handful, with the rest of them existing only in the concept and design phase. But no, something is making this specific group of people completely unable to see the immediately obvious irreparable failings in form and function. I have theories, but there's no answer that isn't some degree of fucking wild.
It might be ugly, but I like it cause it makes me feel like I’m in a spaceship
That's what I thought. I'm no fan of modern architecture and design, but that thing was by far the ugliest decor in the house
The problem is, the people who have 35 million to spend on a house like that usually want their own custom built house. Why settle for sloppy seconds when you can build your own?
Yup
exactly, the market for making a super dumb but rich guy a home is so narrow and niche that its actually goofy to take on
I think in a hundred years, these houses will be an interesting screenshot into our society today. I kinda want them to stay around in that sense. Today we see the amount of money that it costs and focus on that aspect, but when these buildings inevitably are destroyed, renovated, or repurposed, I think it will be interesting to see whats left and where the human mind takes luxury next.
@@DynamicDurge we need these houses in the future as a display and reminder of how human vanity and futility can ruin our society.
@@suezuccati304 i dont think it will pan out that way. A lot of great monuments and historical buildings are products of great human and workers rights violation for the sake of someone or something else. What I'm trying to say I guess is that vanity is present in architecture around us, you dont need to see a modern penthouse to learn a lesson on vanity - just look at Caligula's party boat from ancient Rome. But we find a different appreciation for it today, or at least try to differentiate the product from the intent. For a loose example, you dont have to be religious to look at an old medieval church and think "oh wow, that looks spectacular"
0:13 “blew his loa- blew his budget”
6:37 Ngl I thought they had a growhouse in the back for a few seconds 🤣
An NFT art gallery? Wow, almost as if normal art can't be displayed in a gallery, truly innovative
Yeahhhh no wonder this mansion wasn't bought
That’s a sign of they desperate in need of money
@@waterking74 frfr
Any local barber shop with TVs can become one 😂
Modern art and NFTs don't deserve to be displayed in galleries.
It's just a wealth measuring contest for elites instead of showcasing actual beauty and talent
Very disappointed at the salesman when he didn't say "I call this The Stairway to Heaven because when you get up here you enter god mode"
When you swim in this pool, you emerge in god mode
@@trashuo9307 inhaling Los Angeles pollution like a
*GOD*
Seems to be no privacy there, windows are everywhere...worst case scenario, you piss off the wrong person, youre an easy target living there.
I’m with Charlie, the only time I’ve ever known salon workers would travel are to little old ladies who can’t get out
My man really said "whatever it is" when talking about a modern art piece
He's actually more down to earth than anybody else we've seen touring these houses
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@@forgivezharion6989 how did _this_ happen to you...
@@NeedyGreedy no father figure that's why
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Down to earth? He said space station more times than I was willing to count, and kept saying "God mode" despite it being obvious he has not played a videogame ever
I like how no one’s bringing up how Charlie almost said “blew his load” instead of “blew his budget” within the first 20 seconds of the video. The fact he chuckles about it makes it better
That guy been beating hisself
"I'm afraid i prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now i have something of a mess in my hands" -Tobias Funke
I was thinking the same 😂
I was scrolling trying to find a comment about it 💀💀💀
@@uilsoum875 There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
"Blew his lo- blew his budget"
I thought a kegerator was a 3d printer for beer
When he said to “let your kids play” in that hard stone 2inch deep pool i got anxiety and i don’t even have kids. Imagine someone slipping and falling or hitting their head on the sharp corners
Seriously who in their right mind thinks kids can play there?
The kids wouldn’t get hurt. They’d be in god mode
A toddler can drown in 20 seconds in less than 2 inches of water.
@@Licjr 😂😂😂
and then there's the see through pond balcony that has 0 railings to prevent deadly falls
Anyone who can afford a mansion like this either already has one or wants to design it themselves. I’ll never understand why people build mansions like this to flip.
Everyone has one? Rich people from the future as well? Also, I've literally always only heard of news of celebs buying mansions, not building them.
It’s wanting to build a cool pc when you got the money
@@YouGotTheMelvin Yeah because most of the celebs don't actually buy the mansions, instead they rent it but it sounds cooler and gets more attention when you say you bought it. People rich enough to build their own mansions are not celebs, they're business mans/CEO's you probably never heard of with often billions. All the celebs have a good amount of money but to afford super mansion and stuff like this you need to be super rich and the real richs are the corrupt bank people/owner and everything.
It's for douchetubers with too much money on their hands. Problem is that market's high supply, low demand.
@@YouGotTheMelvin they buy a place. There is no way they're not going to design it themselves or at least HEAVILY renovate it, so why bother with all this stuff?
“Blew his loa… blew his budget” lmfao
When he shows the master bedroom “This is where the magic happens” with a straight face.
If you search for "Abandoned Mansion" videos on youtube, you'll notice that houses like this are very rarely lived in, and a lot of them get rented out to youtubers who like to pretend its abandoned despite the fact that every square inch has been polished down.. If you can get in touch with the cleaning services or property owner, theyll let you make a video there and you could start touring these horrendous mansions in person!
That would make a good video actually, Charlie pretending to be a real estate agent who has nothing but bad things to say about the house he's touring.
Great video idea! I need it.
Good video idea I hope He sees it
Post this on the Reddit or discord or wherever the fuck Charlie interacts with fans idk I only watch his YT
The only thing I’m jealous of is the sensory deprivation tank. After listening to those 2 douche bags try and sell that expensive marble nightmare, I want to crawl in there and have my senses erased, but I’d settle for deprivation.
I'm jealous of the glass bottomed pool. I've heard of them and would love to float in one and look downward. I wouldn't want two glass pools though, I'd rather just have more living space
That's what the cryogenic liquid is for.
You have to suffer with us Nadia
The top brewer looks really nice, i have never seen that before
@@MrGotickiller09: That’s about the coolest thing here
16 beverages on 1 tap? Got people going "Why does my cola taste like coffee?"
I'm betting he built it for himself and then realized he couldn't afford it.
I feel like a mansion this big would ironically be suffocating
Never buy a house from a guy who wears sunglasses indoors during a sales pitch, and overuses the phrase god mode.
ill keep that in mind the next time i come across one, thanks
Then again it's in California, so chances are you weren't going to look there for a house anyway.
"Live life in God Mode 😎" sounds like one of those phrases edgy child gamers in the 2010's would have on a shirt or on their door like "Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat" or "I'm a gamer. I don't die, I respawn."
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@@forgivezharion6989 you spelled "babies" wrong you buffoon
Living life in God Mode 😎🎮
I saw a guy wearing a shirt saying "I don't game because I have no life, I game to have many lives" once
“i paused my game to be here”
Out of all the bad houses, this is the least worst.
These expensive mansions look like those full diamond block houses 9 year olds make in Minecraft.
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@@forgivezharion6989 This is how you ratio.
I feel like the 35 million dollar price tag isn't for the house, but for the fact you can turn on God Mode and become invincible when you want.
It’s a goddamn space station you fool
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and it's a spaceship
Yeah but the mode is limited only to the mansion.
Yeah but the mode is limited only to the mansion.
This house is the perfect example of my favorite thief's quote.
"Architecture is a cage for the stupid"
Just go through any window.
The exterior makes it look like an upscale parking garage
I love houses that constantly make me feel like i'm going god mode in a space station
😂😂
Ignoring the homeless and sitting in 2 hour traffic is really what California living is about.
2 hour traffic will be comfortable if you have bed in your car with pizza and cold drinks and tv ..
Yeehaw
@@gooeyboy706 yeah
In the uncomfortable heat and complaining about capitalism while driving a Tesla
Depends on where you live in California
This mansion has strong municipal energy, like living in a public office at City Hall, or a abandoned mall. Not warm or cozy like a home, more like a ridiculous overpriced hotel that scream high maintenance costs. The housing market is skyrocketing because the lack of houses, and homeless people who can not afford a roof over their head because of the ridiculous cost of homes, and then we got monstrosities like this that'll will never be sold.
“Blew his lo- blew his budget”
It sounds so gross to have milk, coffee and soda coming out of the same nozzle. You have to wash it after every use.
You need to get a dictionary. It's not nuzzle; it's NOZZLE. You do know you can edit your comments, right?
@@curtrapp5291 😒
@@curtrapp5291 are you above the age of 12
I imagine it goes through cleaning on its own, like it flushes water with some flavorless and harmless detergent in between switching drinks.
@@BankruptGreek I hope so, and you are probably right.
Cant explain to you, as someone who grew up as a poor kid with parents doing labor jobs, the amount of anger that wells up inside me everytime i see a million dollar mansion with a huge expansive "kitchen" and then an extremely tiny "chefs kitchen" where "the real work is done," that looks to be the size of a broom closet.
Literally why would you get angry at that
@@knottedtwig3289 small kitchens are extremely difficult to work in. Its hot, cramped, and hard to manuever in. If youre making a dinner, especially for a family, there are often several things youre doing at once. Running the oven, cooking on the stovetop, chopping veggies, washing dishes, etc. It would get brutally uncomfortable in there. Ive lived in apartments with very small kitchens and yeah it can get really annoying to work in. But if i was *working* there? Id be furious at the thought that there is a giant space probably right near me thats essentially a kitchen that im not able to use and im confined to something extremely small.
If you look at the difference between rooms in this video but also bigger mansions in general, there is a staggering amount of difference that goes into whats a "staged" area of the house such as a kitchen and whats a "real" area where people like cooks and maids work. Its insulting to people who are there to work.
Well, I wouldn't give a fuck, to be honest
@@UwuUwu-td7do you seem like what the rich bratz that own the place would say, surely why would you give a fk if you aint the one suffering
@@knottedtwig3289 isnt it obvious???
0:30 BWAHAHAHHAA!!! 30 FRIGGIN seconds into the video and I'm already laughing outta my chair! 😂
I work for a builder that builds custom and spec homes in that range anywhere from 5-40million. A lot of people we have worked for do tend to live in their homes but a lot of them also have multiple houses for the tax benefits and as investments. Last year one guy bought a 4acre lot for about 2million to build the house he spent about 7million and 4months later he sold for 17. The ultra wealthy like on a whole other level.
0:14
The fact that Charlie automatically went to "blew his load" instead of budget killed me
I read it as blew his load as well lol
Bro I came down here looking for this comment ts had me dyin bruh 😭
Blew his loa-
Blew his load on a man....sion
Had a friend (some bigshot architect) who lives in one of these mega houses. When he went abroad for a year, he asked me to look after his house (more like he asked me to use it so it wouldn't go to waste since it already had some security detail around it). Gave me full permission to do whatever I wanted with it, even signed some papers that would make me the legal owner of the house for the year.
Man, I do not care for these types of house. The first few weeks, sure, it feels really nice, like you're some 1% bigshot. But then you start getting annoyed at the distance it takes for you to get from point A to point B. You start getting annoyed at how finicky everything is. You start getting annoyed at this and that, wondering why some aspects of the house have to be complicated rather than being simple and straightforward. And those annoyances add up.
Asked my friend how he can live like this. He simply responded that he doesn't. He spends most of his time in one section of the house, leaving the rest completely unused. He's apparently using the house for the meantime while he designs his new one. He's going to be selling the house and use some of the profit to off-set the cost of his new home.
So it's just an investment for his retirement home. And I assume his new house will probably be eco-friendly and far from any big city, and has its own private forest with natural lake backyard. That's how I learn at least from Hollywood movies or novels lol.
apparently he has yet to learn that houses are like boats. you don't earn a profit on 99% of them unless 1. you are a renovater who buys cheap, spends as little as possible then sell at scam prices 2. you build houses on contract and know the ins and outs so you spend a fifth of what everybody else would to build it
@@MollyHJohns Man... it really cheers me up when i read stuff like this. Sometimes you take it for granted when you are born and raised on a dozen acres property.
A forest and stream of water beat big bansion everyday.
@@toomanyaccounts as long as you're not the original buyer, you're going to make money on it unless you are forced to sell due to external factors
@@angrydragonslayer nope. most people who buy a house to renovate wind up losing money. guess what you can make a 200k house worth a mill due to renovations and spend 500k doing so. if that mill house is in a neighborhood surrounded by 200k houses then it isn't going to go for a mill. it will go for 200.
look up what happened to lots of those people who had their homes renovated for tv shows that had private theaters, second floor added etc. lots of them lost the houses because of increased property taxes or had to sell the home at a loss due to the custom fixtures
8:00 this is actually something a lot of people don’t know, apparently. i live in oregon and am from california and my friends once got confused when i said something about not being used to someone else pumping my gas.
0:13 "blew his loa- blew his budget"
This house is the epitome of feature creep. Like he just added every expensive thing he could think of and assumed it was too dope not to sell
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@@forgivezharion6989 that ratio didint do very good did it
@@NicklausHaynie And it's very cringe.
@@forgivezharion6989 Your mom type that for you?
@@That1Historian your momma did
I feel as if this salesperson has actually ascended to a higher realm, and is seeing something we aren't, that's why he keeps thinking it's a spaceship.
"God mode" nah my mans just on a permanent LSD-trip lmao
@@settratheimperishable4093 lmao he is bordering the od so close he is actually seeing god
He literally acts like he saw a movie where there was a shady but amazing salesperson and was like "Yup, thats gonna be me selling this house.". Like he got it down so well I can almost see him snorting some unknown cocktail of crushed up drugs and saying "Yeah! Lets get it! Lets get it!" Right before he walks on camera to deliver his pitch.
He's in god mode
It's called cocaine...
2:12 wow buddy didn’t even bother to dust off the boot print on the step before showcasing his property.
Rookie mistake
I nearly had to heimlich myself when you said he sounds like Guy Fieri with a cold
I'll never understand why all these super mansions lack any color whatsoever. It's all black, white, and gray. It's so drab and soul-sucking.
It's like buying a Rolls Royce but then just have the exterior and interior all black
It’s so you can feel like you’re in a spaceship
@@alexdonigian Ah yes. How could I be so stupid?
For real. It looks like a depressing place to be.
Most of these people aren’t even at home they taking cruise vacations to Europe😭
I don't understand why someone would build a mansion if they're at risk of going bankrupt
Greed, ego, you name it
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@@MbitaChizi I am pooping my pants. So much so i am completely drenched in wet , soggy , mushy poop. It’s dark…. Cold ….. it smells and I’m afraid. Endless poop coming out of me….
@@theblackcircle6648 I'm more disturbed by this comment than the bot.
Damn charlie intense editing with the fade out in at the end, truly a master of his craft
There's definitely gonna be some creeping going on with that double decker pool
at this point, he should just quit calling it a house and rebrand it as a work of art because it's far more practical as an art piece than an actual house. He might even get it sold too, who knows
Make it into an NFT.
He could’ve just rented it out for party’s and events
I hate the mansion's drsign. It doesn't look like it's meant to be lived in, just visited. I can't stand how cold and rigid everything is.
This house is not a home.
@@Major003 Seriously it’s so cold and unfeeling. It looks more like a pre-polished marble quarry than a house
@@DeathnoteBB Some people like that, not everyone is you
They literally grabbed every single expensive thing they could think of and put it in one house. And all of it is so useless. That’s literally just a party building. Not a house.
There's a mansion type building in sims 4 that is pretty much like this mansion. And I used it as a party building/community lot too in the game so that any sim could come visit during the days. I set it as "pool" lot so sims mostly come over for the pool on the roof but on every level there's more entertainment stuff. Level 2 has a karaoke room and ground level has a basketball court outside and then tv room inside. When I looked at the rooms of the building I was like "this whole place has too many weird things like why is there a basketball court here?" So I figured it fits way better as a party place than for any single person to live there. I built a beach mansion for my family once that also has a basketball court and a disco room but after that family moved out I turned it into a community lot too lol, cuz I felt like to had served it's purpose as a family home and is way better suited for parties or for sims to go to take a few days vacation. Very relaxing if such properties existed in real life. Like imagine if you can go live at a beachside luxury house for free for a couple of days or for the night. And on bottom level have a outside grill with sofas so you eat outside too under shades. And that's also where you sit and drink when dusk falls and you lit candles in lanterns sitting in a ring, getting like a campfire vibe. Very cozy. I just remembered that the beach house was built as a party house from the very beginning(kinda) because that family was keen on partying with their neighbors and community.
“-Blew his load- Blew his budget on a mansion.” 🤣
Imagine getting lost in your own house. There are so many ways to get lost it is like an unfinished maze game.
The multi drink thing sounds like a cool idea, until you realise little bits of milk with get stuck inside and around the sink edge, then it will either go off and stink up the place or mix with the sparkling water. Bad idea, bad idea
@@gavinb1936 yup. Billionaires sure do be living in god mode
yeah exactly, movie theater pop machines are bad enough if you're not careful but imagine trying to drink some water or lemonade or something and you get coffee flavor in it. bleugh.
That's why you hire cleaners to clean it for you
@@winkstack6410 And you would have to have it cleaned each time it's used to a point where isn't it easier just to have those beverages in the fridge or the coffee machines etc and just have that to dispense water instead?
Does anyone here actually know for a fact that the machine doesn’t have any mechanism for self-cleaning? It is $15,000 after all. I wouldn’t be surprised if it had some sophisticated tech in it to keep it clean.
That faucet that can dispense coffee, sparkling water, and other drinks sounds like a terrible idea. Multiple different liquids are going through one faucet. What if someone gets a cappuccino and then I want a sparkling water? Then I’m gonna have sparkling water with a hint of coffee and milk in it.
Sounds like a nightmare for guests with lactose allergies
Yeah that's the main issue with those Coke Freestyle machines at fast food places, ever gotten a water out of one of those? Anyway, it looked like that thing maybe had multiple nozzles. If not, it's really stupid.
You've likely had a drink from a similar device. Lots of restaurants and bars have drink "guns" that connect to their different sodas.
@@FaeMasquerade but those are just soda water with the different flavorings connected- theres no milk involved and they don't change temps.
@@mandark1727 That's a good point. Hopefully at the absurd price of $15,000 they figured out a solution. Maybe separate pipes within the main one? idk
Every home over 10 million that Charlie has reviewed has looked like a 10 year old made it on Bloxburg with an unlimited budget
I definitely would not want to live in that house. I hate having spaces in my house that I have no use for and there are way too many windows, I hate when the sun shines in through the window.
Every time Charlie learns a new word like bifurcate, I can just imagine how many times he’ll use that word in future videos.
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@@bizarreworld1499 fr like it’s sad how we have to see the comments slowly over time becoming filled with bots without even any sign of RUclips fixing this
@@user-ze8fr9wq1t half the time, you can click those dorks' usernames on mobile and see three of their other recent comments on the same channel... and it's just blatant copied-and-pasted spam.
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It literally looks like every other overpriced sterile, cold, uninviting and modern money pit / party pad /orgy palace in L.A. there’s nothing really that sets it apart in my opinion. The Real Estate agent is terrible at his job and looks really sleazy and extremely unsophisticated for selling high end real estate which is hilarious. He’s like and here’s a pool on top of another pool and you can see up from the bottom which is cool and here’s a room it looks like a space ship. Thanks for the transformational poetic and moving walkthrough I know I’ll never be the same again.
exactly he's some idiot used car salesman
Irony is, both the guy & girl are LA's best luxury realtors.
He's also wearing sunglasses! That's incredibly rude when you're selling a house. I know I sound a bit ridiculous. But a house is a huge purchase. You wouldn't trust a banker with shades, would you?
@@user-xg6zz8qs3q for L.A. standards - that's a very normal thing to wear, trust me! Nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if he wore a hobo around his neck...
@@user-xg6zz8qs3q I wouldn't trust a banker either way
“Blew his loa…. I mean fortune” 😂
I live in staunchly in the midwest and, even here, if you have the money to pay for it, you can get a private anything.
That's called dating, lol.
I’m almost 100% certain if the guy pulled his glasses down his eyes would be bright red. No way someone sober could show all this with a straight face and then ask for 35 MIL 😂😂
He has definitely frequented the slopes... 🌨️❄️🗻⛷️🎿🏂👃
It's also in California a mansion like that I would be willing to bet would be half the price anywhere else
Yeah, you also have to factor in the real estate the house is built on.
I imagine that makes up most of this house's value.
That house is definitely at max 10 million dollars, not 35 million.
I'll be honest, until you said "sober" I thought you were implying he was a straight up demon
charlie: "if I'm calling up a salon to come to my house, they're sending a hitman"
I'm dead lmfao
Shouldn't have called that salon, then.
Those front steps look like a slippery death trap. Maybe it never rains because they have god mode
All these mega mansions and I always think, "who's even doing the cleaning of these places?"
Those black stones outside are gonna get so incredibly hot when it's sunny, you'd burn your feet like immediately. What a shitty mansion...
When you’re in God mode you don’t feel the pain.
Plus the stones in the “kids pool” are super pointy, great pool if you’re trying to speed run dying
They clearly didnt think a single thing through lmao
This isn't the type of house you would take your shoes off in
When someone could look at my ass in the glass pool below me, I know, I am in God mode.