Bert Kreischer's Comfortably Dumb: Parenting

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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2011
  • From Stand Up Comic and host of The Travel Channels "Bert The Conqueror" Bert Kreischer, comes this clip from his hit DVD "Comfortably Dumb" about Bert's experiences being a father.
    Bert Kreischer's Comfortably Dumb: Parenting
    #comedy #standup #parenting #daughters #dad
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  • @Jeudaos
    @Jeudaos 6 лет назад +284

    'we're stopping that, TONIGHT' First Time Dad Thoughts.

  • @phantomlord8870
    @phantomlord8870 4 года назад +96

    Netflix: Hey, are you still watching?
    Someone's daughter: 1:46

  • @meme-xy9gi
    @meme-xy9gi 4 года назад +35

    Nurse: “ what have you tried”
    Bert: “ absolutely nothing “

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice 4 года назад +30

    “we’re stopping, Tonight” with the little point down was perfect 😂

  • @CodyBenson13
    @CodyBenson13 12 лет назад +42

    The Machine!!!!!

  • @strangeadv4977
    @strangeadv4977 2 года назад +2

    Bert you have come so far since this material..Your daughters have such an amazing dad to connect and learn from...My little one is almost 8 and it seriously makes me question those teenage years 😃

  • @dreamcreate31
    @dreamcreate31 6 лет назад +61

    I’m so happy I found you on hot ones! I literally binge your podcast every day at work.. never fail to brighten my day 😊

  • @WheresTheOrchestra
    @WheresTheOrchestra 11 лет назад +59

    My favourite line: "Like, like, like, like... like, like. Like."

    • @RhumpleOriginal
      @RhumpleOriginal Год назад

      Dang. People apparently sucked at making a joke comment 9 years ago.

  • @Figgywithit
    @Figgywithit 12 лет назад +129

    I was here before Bert exploded and became the greatest comedian of this millennium.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 6 лет назад +7

      Shame to admit I just found out about him today, and I love Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope, and the guy that said I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too......lol. I love amazing comedians with unique deliveries so I can't believe I've never heard of this guy. Oh yeah, Mitch Hedberg lol, one of the best...wish he was still alive, we'd have so much more amazing comedy from him.

    • @beaub152
      @beaub152 4 года назад +4

      IM THE MACHINE

    • @ANOTHERMFER
      @ANOTHERMFER 4 года назад +3

      Well god damn you were right

    • @esterleng860
      @esterleng860 3 года назад

      Hello? Jimmy o yang?

    • @youneverknow651
      @youneverknow651 3 года назад

      seeing that you put this as soon as it came it out that's a long time now which is 9 years and someone else is 3 same here with me man! Let's see how old my comment will get.

  • @djvip42
    @djvip42 10 лет назад +6

    POWERFUL BERT!!!!!

  • @lyndonbjohnson1624
    @lyndonbjohnson1624 2 года назад +1

    "We're stopping this tonight" at that moment bert stepped into fatherhood

  • @julieantunez4263
    @julieantunez4263 4 года назад +2

    I found it funny that it keeps giving me diaper ads 😂

  • @kayleelashelle24
    @kayleelashelle24 5 лет назад +52

    I forgot RUclips was a thing 7 years ago

  • @andihoney2774
    @andihoney2774 3 года назад +1

    Why are you just now on my youtube suggestion list? Where were you my whole life the machine?.? I can't stop laughing

    • @stoutie18
      @stoutie18 2 года назад

      That’s what I’m saying today!!!

  • @pratiklone6971
    @pratiklone6971 3 года назад +1

    So I hear you are the machine

  • @TheRozza333
    @TheRozza333 12 лет назад +3

    Ya machina!!!!!!!!!

  • @jonesnicholos
    @jonesnicholos 5 лет назад +1

    i'm crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myousickoflife
    @myousickoflife 3 года назад

    Shirt Bert!

  • @nate317
    @nate317 6 лет назад +13

    Hey Bert, just wondering if you actually reply to these still, i have been listening to every pod cast from the start of it, while im at work. You are A comedic genius. Ill stop my comment here and see if you reply to me so i know im not talking to some penguin in Narnia right now.

  • @greatburninnullifier
    @greatburninnullifier 11 лет назад +4

    @0:29 I"m kinda blown out !!!

  • @RealHIFIHelp
    @RealHIFIHelp 3 года назад

    Ouch.

  • @InsaneBillykane
    @InsaneBillykane 12 лет назад

    Lord.

  • @bubbaandtheoldmanauburnspo214
    @bubbaandtheoldmanauburnspo214 4 года назад

    😂

  • @TheTechGuider
    @TheTechGuider 4 года назад +1

    why does he look like kenny powers when he was young

  • @dannielpreto
    @dannielpreto 11 лет назад +19

    в том, что машина?

  • @DoctorNambu
    @DoctorNambu 12 лет назад

    @Chootziful Bert Kreischer

  • @tootsmagee
    @tootsmagee 2 года назад +1

    Why is his shirt on? Machinnnnee

  • @asunderwolf20
    @asunderwolf20 3 года назад

    Bert, with a shirt??

  • @travisfayy4446
    @travisfayy4446 3 года назад

    What the hell lol

  • @tisilwm
    @tisilwm 12 лет назад +1

    What the fuck does that mean?

  • @dkonvsthedark
    @dkonvsthedark Год назад

    He's about 300lbs

  • @EmberHarrington
    @EmberHarrington 4 года назад

    Parents .....Honking Car Locking wakes our kids up and creates Noise Stress Everywhere. We can hear it Inside our homes when you park Night and Day. Please lock your car quietly with light flash Only. If kids don't sleep they struggle in school. The Auto Industry needs to change technology to that which will not emit noise into our communities. Thank you. Please Help!

  • @Jirecs
    @Jirecs 12 лет назад

    @khazal12 Hipsters...

  • @Endofcivilization
    @Endofcivilization 13 лет назад

    #WON

  • @tisilwm
    @tisilwm 12 лет назад

    Not powerful khazal, not powerful one bit.

  • @ididntwantomakeaname
    @ididntwantomakeaname 11 лет назад +6

    Oh look, another comic! Hey do you have original material comic 96775834?

    • @mitchellhogg4627
      @mitchellhogg4627 6 лет назад +4

      Alex McMahon yes. Yes he does.

    • @weathersytv3572
      @weathersytv3572 3 года назад

      When your life is insufferable and nothing makes you happy

  • @ididntwantomakeaname
    @ididntwantomakeaname 11 лет назад +2

    Clearly it mean you're lacking in Chi.

  • @user-qn2ud7vp7w
    @user-qn2ud7vp7w 2 года назад

    I thought this is about pink Floyd

  • @rhodrijames6215
    @rhodrijames6215 4 года назад

    That coping mechanism becomes the reason most women have jobs

  • @NormAppleton
    @NormAppleton 4 года назад +2

    BERT KREICHER SUCKS ASS