Introducing, Lalafell!
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Tired of the same old same old tall people races?
Have We got a Product for You!
www.lalafellmasterrace.com
THANKS TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!
MASSIVE CREDITS BELOW:
Voicework:
The Great Jaramo as the Commercial Guy
Morvelaira Camgini as Testimonial #1
Tate and Cerah Volaero as Thankful Lala-Owners
Refyll Yioa as Testimonial #2
+100 Lalafells and Lala-lovers (in sorta order of appearance):
Zante Simbei
Tahla Poaali
Captain Bandaid
Dashe Voln
Miki Hirada
Audrielle Latkje
Breadnut Leofang
Darrion Sader
Echo Miles
Amelia Leofang
Piano Forte
Excali Sansbeard
Vergilaux Renata
Zuruma Mellark
Orryx Sheridan
Imrathion Cavaar
Lieutenant Divine
Miayoko Takanashi
Jubei Takanashi
Fleurette Luya
Mr Cupcake
Tate Volaero
Edman Cho
Runite Alphonze
Cerah Volaero
Roxas Keyheart
Refyll Yioa
Travisdy Valdae
Chozo Izo
Magnolia Mona
Seodil Vico
Nevivi Nevi
Lieha Kiltias
Kylorian Orr
Tsuki Periyaha
Rubicon Vale
Yelta Sumasa
Noli Nakise
Sephira Freemantle
Sturm Brenner
Rosa Kirasame
Shadiko Dokidoki
Keia Zahrin
Alorise Liwen
Zelulu Wahlulu
Gold Experience
Onion Brave
Tahrara Kivenara
Alair Valaias
Nazyl Tharazyl
Rikitiki Tavatiki
Noli Nakise
Inalona Ghutsald
Kooky Delight
D'asee Pauwee
Talon Weave
Midge Momocha
Fai Arcanius
Nanago Nago
Martin Silver
Claus Bell
Calvern Hightower
Azura Esperon
Al Useless
Sigue Valtier
Thunder Thighs
Kass Kohai
Lho'to Zhwan
S'neha Qimi
Pekoko Peko
Lulumi Lumi
Omn Nomnom
Cinnamon Riesling
Deli Denkryst
Spoony Castrato
Toki Doki
Siyin Liu
Mario Marario
Anony Moose
Tsukaza Baruha
Too Easy
Pumpkin Spice
Lovely Nirokun
Radiant Asada
Mini Moose
Momoro Momo
Romidant Diarmi
Zell Kramer
Tolin Kalin
Veigar Runeterra
Eliya Selas
Ascharu Ruzgar
Onini Nini
Ibi Risasi
Scorchy Worchy
Nananomi Nomi
Gucci Gucci
Ko Jangi
C'olonel Sanders
Judo Momudo
Aoife Bedevere
Alden Neldah
Tahrara Kivenera
Savannah Icefire
Doc Ravenbe
Mr Face
Petunia Tumbletree
Marigold Tumbletree
Rai Dunia
Merisse Cyrn
Luminae Blanche
Hanska Bhelen
Kino Noko
Howlz Whitewind
Royalflush Kingston
Hermoine Jean
Raltz Waltz
with special thanks to Balmung's Uldah for being so awesome with the parade!
THANKS AGAIN! Let me know if I missed you in this list!?!?!?!
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"recreate the... birth...process...?"
still gets me to this day
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"Lalafell not for sale in Garlean provinces"
Garleans: "Savages..."
now that's setting the bar for quality content too high o.o
+Lone Wolf #ChallengeAccepted
+Lone Wolf the quality of content is too skronk
ikr!!
We replaced our black mage with a lalafell and not only does he still do damage, he can heal everyone too! Thanks, Lalafell!
"Lalafells are not evil."
You can deny the stereotype all ya' please, Denmo. But some choose to embrace it.
I saw that more as a subliminal message put there by the lalafells so you don't think they're evil
You've never met the Lalafell known as Konrad Kurze I see.
I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.
I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!
There are a ton of original creators with the same problem. I never understood why it happens.
@@RetroPacman they didn't sign a contract in blood.
Im offended by the Elezen reference. We are not that tall! *Shouts from the heights hidden between clouds*
At least he didnt refer to u as a coat rack.... lol
Dhalmel.
@@applemanc22 Don't make fun of our necks D:
My gf fantasia'd into a lalafell a while back and just linked me this video. Totally true. Especially the pretend melon part.
I'm a Miqo'te, and I approve of this advertisement.
+Nogitsune you and me both
+Nogitsune This one is not even from Ezorea. But Khajjit approves as well!
+Umbruhh im not even a cat but this argonian approves landstrider
As a lalafell i say
get replaced >;3
Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!
damn girl i need to get some of that sh----
Honestly I love playing at this race especially in the physical glasses. Fear my Dark Knight carrying a sword way way bigger than my character LOL
As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel.
Thrust me, it makes all the difference
no Lalafell was hurt in creation of this video
Somehow I doubt this disclaimer
but the one that was cooked
2:14
Is what we say to appease the "human" rights activists.
shame
As male au ra paladin, having my own healer lalafell avaible for dungeons is invaluable. Thanks Lalafell!
Man this footage is so faked: 0.08 You'd never see 3 Male Roedagyn in the same spot, that's as rare as panda breeding.
+headache42 :D Im a female Roedagyn. What am I to say?
Not true. Roegadyn clump.
I'm the midlander in that shot. the Roe were gathered. not faked, but not naturally encountered.
Male roegadyn? Somewhat believable. Female roegadyn? Not so much
I'm going to be honest. This video alone made me realize in my subconscious I always loved Laladells. Just Fantasia'd and everything.
this plays right after the "eorzea gone wild" 2 a.m. spot
Didn't a bunch of lalas try to summon the "Great Potato" in Ul'dah
We've done it several times
*sigh* .... The Lalafell primal is not a "potato". Or a popoto. It's Danny Devito mother f'ers... you all best recognize!
Awesome job, this is funny. I can imagine an Old Spice commercial with Roegs in the same vein.
duuuuude someone needs to make that now!
HowlingSphinx That sounds like a fantastic idea!
"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!
This deserves way more recognition.
The three male Roegadyns all sitting around and flirting is way more accurate than I'm comfortable with
I'll take 14.
Empress Lalafell :3
+Nanamo Ul Namo I think I know that image... isn't that where she's really big and beating the shit out of a bunch of raid members?
Indeed, Titan Nanamo.
Nanamo Ul Namo Too bad there isn't more of that, she's cute
Uh uh uh, gimme the Sauce!
Nanamo Ul Namo All hail the queen of all lalas
After seeing this, I kinda wanna be a Lalafell again.
this is the greatest thing since ham and cheese...
Love the old crt tv look of this! Takes me back man…
7 years later..... Its still funny!
0:41 "Oh, Mother Hydalin! They're everywhere!"
Snake Lalafell... I need one of those. xD
So this is why you were requesting Lalas in Idyllshire! Another masterpiece!
President Lalafell signing in, the final product is a resounding success :)
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
This was gold but i burst into tears laughing at; "Recreate the birthing pro...cess?!??"
Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'.
I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.
"recreate the birth pro... cess?"
thank. my keyboard and screen needed some hydration.
This video was ahead of its time
I ordered a Lalafell, but the FBI showed up at my doorstep instead...
And the kicker was that they were Lalafell, too.
I have to show this to my 9yr. old niece. She fell in love with shantotto when watching my play dissidia. She's gonna eat this up lol.
This video is just perfect! I wish I could have been part of it. Sir you deserve an award.
>Toy lalafell
>Shantotto
Ayo hol up--
Holy crap man, that's your best one yet. And that's saying a lot because your stuff is always excellent.
So THAT'S what you did with that footage you shot on Balmung! :D I remember that Lala parade! :D
Alright, I'm convinced. GET THE FANTASIA
They forgot edgelord Lalafell
Shitpost Lalafell!
I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.
Lalas are like the little brother or sister you always wanted.
And they are smarter then you to boot
"Cook them"
I laughed so0o0o hard at the head sticking out of the turkey
as a guy who plays a lalafell i find this funny as hell even if half the time im on im called cute alot
How could you forget to mention they make good sweat shop workers.
“Sad Lalafell”
HOW DARE YOU
I called this number and now I can clear AS3 without having to worry about recruiting scrubs.
THANKS LALAFELLMASTERRACE!
Potatos have come a long way
Good ‘ole no knees bring you smiles every day.
This is the first time I've clicked the 'like' button in at least a year. You earned it.
So do I just give you my wallet or...?
Your first born.
Saixe that's like putting your child up for adoption then walking right back in and adopting another.
@@yabbles617 isnt that normal? I mean that happend to me.
Actually called the number...got an advert for LifeAlert. 10/10 would call again
"Ever since I got Lalafell my marksmanship skill has improved by a ton! Thanks Lalafell!!" -Another satisfied customer
“Sad Lalafell” *It’s literally Tataru*
Whomst made Tataru cry, Tataru deserves all the headpats
Wow what epicness. And I don't even play Lalafell. That was a beyond amazing throwback to 90s As-Seen-On-TV ads ;p
never noticed the lalabowling before, this still makes me hapopy, one of your best creations.
This needs an update for the Viera and Rothgar races
Denmo, you did a fantastic job as always!
Still love to this to this day
0:53 this is pure gold. I want to do this with all of them.
This made me laugh out loud, and trust me that don't happen often for videos.
I went back to lala because of this, and I love it.
once i heard big lalafell, i instantly thought "THE GIANT MIDGET!!!"
This is proooooooobably the best thing ever in the entire history of the world... proooooobably.
I'm a Lalafell and I approve of this message! Also, I play on Balmung as well :)
This is literally the best thing ever.
THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS - I'll TAKE 100, THANK U LALAFELL!
One of the best videos I've ever seen on RUclips.
best video of 2015
My In game S/O called the number and I guess they were closed ;-; I want a BIG LALAFELL
I have a "Thank you internet" playlist. This is going directly there :D
This is fucking beautiful.
They're so Athrowable!
I am only seeing this now and am depressed, I didn't know I was missing out on such a gem.
this is the denmo we needed, this is the denmo we deserve
Oh. My. God. This is definitely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen in my life. XD
Best infomercial ever
This video is pure gold.
I love that after 4 years this vídeo still makes me laugh a LOT hhahaaha
i turned on captions and it said something about president and the great wall
This is magical.
Snake Lalafell, lawl! Wasn't he the main character of the hit theater production, "Escape from Ala Mhigo"?
This video aged so damn fucking well
I'm so glad the FBI shut this down. Trafficking Lalafell... Absolutely horrible.
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At least I got one beforehand
1:43 "they even have a Lemmings mode!"
That phone # is active and does go to a live person after a few. I wonder how many times they've been asked about ordering their own Lalafell.
I have never played ff14. I didn't even know it existed until 2022. But man, lalafells are great
Why am I just discovering this video NOW?! 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking of changing my Lalafell into a Miqo'te... Not anymore.
This is hero 24/7 everyone is just talking about lalafells
This video is the pinnacle of humour, and I say this with no hint of sarcasm.
Voicework is downright professional, especially Morv's.
(What armor is Morv wearing, by the way? I like it.)
This just sold me on going lalafell, I hate you Denmo.
RIP lalas you'll be a thing of the past now in the next update
So... I couldn't help but notice that the domain didn't actually exist.
Well, now it does.
Magnum goddamn opus.
yes?
.........lol. Sorry, had to do it.