Trump Visits a Bodega as Jury Recruitment Continues & Nike’s NSFW Team USA Outfit | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 20 май 2024
- Dulcé Sloan takes on Nike’s skimpy design for Team USA’s women’s track and field Olympians, Endless Shrimp comes to an end as Red Lobster considers bankruptcy, and Donald Trump visits a bodega in NYC as jury selection makes headway. Plus, Josh Johnson tries to wiggle his way into stardom by being selected for Trump’s jury. #DailyShow #DulceSloan #TrumpTrial
00:00 - Nike Unveils New Team USA Uniforms
01:05 - Jontay Porter Banned for Life From NBA
01:49 - Red Lobster Files for Bankruptcy
02:50 - Trump Visits a Bodega as Jury Recruitment Continues
06:24 Josh Johnson Weighs in on Trump’s Jury Selection
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Josh fightin for his life not to break 😂 7:53
That shared pause then laughter at the end had me laughing too
When Josh Johnson called Trump "boy." Amazing!
Yeah he did 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😜🩰
Epic & life-giving!
It needed to be said.
Josh Johnson is quickly becoming my favourite.
I have really liked Josh ever since him and Dulce had their own podcast. I'm so glad he is finally getting his chance!
Likewise. When Josh nearly lost it while explaining his reasons for wanting jury duty, he was so adorable I had to grin. His boyish charm makes me feel all grandmotherly. And Dulce is always delightful.
I think he's the next big thing in comedy, his stand up is hilarious.
he was really funny on @fter Midnight too.
He’s also great on the podcast with Trevor Noah!
@@alexandermagrino9285 _The next big thing in comedy_
You must all be 50+. No one talks like that anymore.
He'd even make a joke about it.
*Dulcé Sloan and Josh Johnson back together again!!!! **#HoldUp* 🤗🙌🏽👍🏽
Why does she have a YT last name?
They really need to do a monthly “Hold Up”. I miss them. At least the grind is still strong.
Josh Johnson fighting to keep it together was excellent
Josh almost breaking is the cutest thing ever. ❤
I'm so old, I remember when Red Lobster was 'fancy'.
😄😉
Me to in the 80s 90s
it never was.
Not an age thing, more of a zip code thing. It's never been fancy
Red Lobster and Olive Garden. Only the finest!
Love Josh Johnson and his sense of humor!
They're using Josh a ton and I love it
Oh man Dulce and Josh together are pure gold. The new batch of correspondents are so amazingly talented.
He enters a Bodega? Doesn’t this dude hate immigrants?
No he can’t be racist cuz he went into a store on camera. That’s how it works.
Trump: WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND, but since I want to convince them i actually like them and they're within earshot, I like them
Yes. And did anybody buy him wading into a crowd of Black people, spontaneously??? NO.
He actually said he was invited by the Bodega Association which is not a thing 😂
No, he doesn't not hate immigrants, but he does believe entering a country illegally is still illegal and we should enforce our laws. You know, just like Democrats use to believe before they just decided to all say the opposite of whatever Trump says. Yet Trump is the divisive one.
I love Josh Johnsons ability to straight faced deliver
That Katt Williams coat joke deserved WAY more laughs
Fact
I like the end 😂
Josh is adorable! He's also doing a fantastic job...and that final laugh was everything!
So happy to be watching you guys again. After Trevor left...it didn't feel the same anymore. But I gave you giys a second chance and you didnt disappoint. Special shoutout to Josh Johnson. Seen your journey so far and I'm so proud. I wish him all thw best - don't give up man. ❤
Josh Johnson is probably the funniest person alive. I can't WAIT to see where his career takes him
Hopefully he isn’t taking notes from dave chappelle
@@bovinityleak2066 definteily not, his standup actually has jokes in it, AND they're hilarious
Are you guys for real? He seems like a super bad highschool actor trying to be funny to me. I think he's gotta be the worst on the daily show. I get that all the girls and a lot of guys think he's cute 😂. But put him on OF or something. I don't wanna see him or hear him 🤷.
@@bovinityleak2066 Isn't Dave Chappelle a legendary and beloved comic? And don't take notes from him? Not very logical.
What ever happened to Jabookie?
"Nobody wants jury duty."
Everyone wants to be able to convict Trump, though.
Oh yeah 💯
I pray for honest witnesses, rational jurors, and justice. Dolt 45 hopes for evasive witnesses, frightened jurors, and anything but justice.✌🖖
*_SHOULD want to…_*
Jury doody for ttump
I'm reporting for my jury duty tomorrow 😅
Josh Johnson is an incredibly funny comedian. So glad he’s landed this ….. 😊
So glad to see Josh Johnson on the show. His standup is great stuff
Loved Dulce and Josh together!
Those visits are staged. The black woman who "spontaneously " hugged him a Chick-fil-A was a Republican intern. It was all staged, and even then he was obviously uncomfortable hugging a black woman.
Sounds like you’re just making excuses for his popularity.
@@DingleDangle66 he's definitely very popular, but all political events are carefully planned and staged.
No, it sounds like he watches the news @jamescallaghan7478
@@DingleDangle66 sounds you dont know how secret service works to setup these events
Obviously. They were all in suits.
Josh Johnson is the funniest man doing standup right now 😂😂😂😂😂
I love that one guy in the audience who's really into it! 😆
Josh Johnson is so adorable, really a great new correspondent. Love his style.
Josh Johnson is just killing it
This lady is brilliant
Josh almost cracking up in the middle of bein' so professional is adorable!!
I’ve loved Dulce days! Even the bits get funnier playing off her. This duo is especially it 👏🏻
Y’all are hilarious. Love Josh trying not to laugh 😂
Josh and Dulce are so amazing!
Love Dulcé! That last bit, her laugh had me undone! 💜🌺
I bet Trump hates it when people refer to normal people as “his peers”
He would hate to hear people refer to anyone but dictators as his peers.
@@derekstein6193Not quite. The dictators are his superiors that he looks up to and crushes on. He considers the Hollywood elite as his peers. Which is why Kimmel making fun of him at the Oscars still burns him.
Epstein is dead, so...
Not according to people who have worked for him. But hey why believe facts when you can believe wild conspiracies one can just make up.
@@rayfish007 I think you meant this for another comment...
That female Team USA uniform (if you can call it that) is awful! Who designed that horrific thing? The cut is all wrong for any woman irrespective of body shape…🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
designing it that way is one thing. but then it is presented to the people who approve the design - what were they thinking?
I don't blame him for almost breaking at that 😂😂😂
JOSH I love when you try not to laugh. Crushing hard
😂
Her "I miss you" for the flag bearer from Tonga.... I feel that deep in my bones lol.
More Dulcé Sloan!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
They both bust out laughing at the sam time killed me🤣🤣🤣
The Red Lobster gag was hilarious.
Dulce KILLED this segment
She definitely killed that chair.
@@nikhilnewse3318 And you're killin your libido jerkin it to waifus.
No kidding. I love swimming but hate women's swimsuits. Instead of focusing on swimming, I always have to worry about this or that part of my body accidentally showing.
I do agree, but don't you think that the athletes have some blame on this? They know they are sexualized, and explore this in ads or magazine covers. Sometimes they even have OF.
@meatz666 how dare you say such a thing. Get in the gym and get some discipline bro. It's only couch potatoes who think like this.
@@amethystdream8251 But even in the gym that's where some gym girls are filming their OF content now...
@amethystdream8251 Gym tips with the cat lady
I hope this is a joke about what the USA uniforms will look like.
Now I'm going to Google it and see for 😅
The WNBA isn't underpaid. It lacks women support. Dulce where is your yearly season tickets. 🍿
She dosen’t watch it either
That last bit is Top Tier… 🤣😂!
Dulce’s laugh was so genuine 😂
The Daily Show is killing it. Kudos
Love Josh Johnson!!
Hey, hey hey. Men were told that red lobster is not an acceptable restaurant for a date ever
IKR?
Yay Dulce and Josh at the same time
We need Dulcé Sloan hosting more often
Dulcé Sloan: "Can you imagine being so broke that you need to win Powerball just to get back to zero?"
Student Debtors: "Yes. Yes I can."
Touche! Well done, Brady.✌🖖
single parent.
chronic unemployed.
medical student.
lawyer for don the con.
every city in the u.s..
Ouch. That hurt. Accurate AF tho.
Dulcé! Josh! I want to watch them all day. ❤😂
"Racist against _who?"_
"Ideally, everybody."
🤔That _would_ be fair.
I want Ms. Sloan to host more, but scripting her even a bit, is handicapping her delivery, which is her bag, in my opinion. Love you madam. Keep rocking you.
I agree with that. Dulcé needs an _outline_ of what to say. Not a _script_ because she is more phenomenal without the handcuffs.
Thank you. Scrolling through the comments waiting for someone to say this.
Can you keep wigs in jail ?
I'm sure Trump will get to keep his makeup, wig and servants in the jail he has to check into at 8pm each night,
Who am I kidding? He's not going to be sentenced to anything other than another fine he won't pay.
Hello from NJ
I'm 60 plus and I couldn't tell you about wig, I think it Frump have a comb over now, since this will be his first felon charges I'm hoping that he gets at least 30 days, fined and probation.
I doubt it
I'm sure you can't.
They should be the same length as the male outfits - wtaf were they thinking 🙄🙄🙄
Leave it to America, sleezy look to the rest of the world.
Dulce has the best clothes! ❤
"I miss you..."
Brilliant
I have just been binge watching Josh Johnson's comedy on youtube. Hes incredibly funny, smart, and just a nice guy. I hope they make his part bigger on the Daily Show!
You both are hilarious!!!! 😂❤ rich white face justice?? lol well he will 💪
You know they're both just there to make up the diversity hire quota, right?
“🙌…. I miss you.” lol killed it
😂 MY lady just took me to Red Lobster for my Bday 2weeks ago!!!
Time to go watch the SNL Bodega musical...again.
At the Bodega? No Platanito chips or Malta? What Bodega visit was this? 😂😂😂
A staged one.
@@MariaMartinez-researcher it’s not a staged one. He went to the Bodega where the owner José Alba had to defend himself from a Criminal that was attacking him and defended himself by stabbing the suspect to death. NYC,s Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg wanted to prosecute the owner of the store when it was clearly self defense. Our Mayor Eric Adams agreed it was self defense and wanted Bragg to drop the case against Mr. Alba. That’s the reason trump went there after his court case.
Josh Johnson is too cute!
He makes me have grandma feelings, I want to hug him and tell him how proud of him I am 🥰
Josh Johnson is a Great Comedian!
Dulce and Josh are two peas in a pod. Their comedic chemistry is top notch 💎
While Trump is at the Bodega he had better get an extra large order of coffee and a pack of NoDoz to keep himself awake in the courtroom
The juror who finds Trump fascinating and mysterious should be sentenced to read every Trump tweet/truth post since 2015
Then if they are still sane they can serve on Trumps jury
Ooo I can’t wait to hear we the jury find Donald Trump guilty from a man w/an Irish accent.
Queen Dulce 👸🏾
"it seems impossible to find 12 new yorkers with an unbiased opinion of donald trump"
should've stopped after "opinion" 😂
How could they have a jury foreman before they have a jury?
I wondered about that too. Doesn't the jury - the complete jury - select the foreman?
In New York, the first juror selected is known as the foreman. The selection process varies by state.
@@gondekjason Thanks for clearing that up.
Dulcé is the BEST!
His faaaccccceeeee
STAGED. VOTE💙💙💙
Labor costs? Paying a majority of your employees $2.13/hr for decades and you still have to file bankruptcy? Does Trump run red lobster too?
Josh Johnson’s delivery is so expert
That women's uniform is a no go.
I say it's a yes go. Might make the olympics worth watching.
Athletic woman in that uniform is exactly what we need Pamela!!!!
Key word here, athletic women! Certainly not this woman who's talking
We may have lost Trevor and Roy but boy am I glad someone discovered Josh!
We need laws that force companies to take pay cuts from the CEO's first before firing workers and raising prices.
Katt Williams already looks like a pre-pubescent Katt Williams.
Josh has been a behind the scenes writer on TDS, but so glad he’s a correspondent now! Love these two together!
I am so grateful that Josh is sharing some of this valuable insight!
Why is the Paris 2024 olympic logo a Karen face???
😂😂GREAT show Dulse💐😂😂and so glad yall got Josh on for longer than 1 min😂😂😂
Comic timing is brilliant --- dulce and josh will be big time stars. I know they already are fire -- but they're going even higher.
Love dulce
#dulceistheworst
@@listerinr a loud slob
@@listerinrnope, not as long as there are some people on the internet harassing others in the comment section. 🙂
The WNBA being under paid was the funniest joke in this bit lol
"That's because you're not factoring in the potential bribe money' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it when Josh started going pspsps at Trump potentially watching 🤣🤣🤣
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
I love Josh Johnson! His standup is great. So glad he joined TDS
Wait, Josh Johnson's on the show?! I love his stand-up!
Trump went from the White House to a bodega - next stop, the 99 cent store!
If you’re not watching Josh Johnson’s weekly comedy drops, I don’t know what to tell you. You’re definitely missing out on utter hilariousness.
Josh Johnson is killing it 😂 6:33 'jury that represents NYC'
This was a rough episode. The end made up for it tho! Josh came in with the save.
that little boy did a mall rat's move.
stinkpalmed him... 🍫 🥨