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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2024
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  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton9378 28 дней назад +17

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea3810 27 дней назад +9

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1 Месяц назад +35

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Месяц назад +56

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try.
    Just a Natural.

    •  28 дней назад

      He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumours 29 дней назад +44

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad Месяц назад +42

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4s 27 дней назад +2

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171 Месяц назад +72

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295 Месяц назад +43

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

    • @daviddonnelly426
      @daviddonnelly426 Месяц назад +4

      *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 Месяц назад +31

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 28 дней назад +4

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Месяц назад +25

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that?
    Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotch Месяц назад +46

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFB 29 дней назад +7

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 Месяц назад +35

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
    😂😂

  • @Dustypa66
    @Dustypa66 Месяц назад +56

    One of the funniest comedians I ever seen.. love him ❤

    • @gailzellner7373
      @gailzellner7373 Месяц назад +2

      I agree he is too date.,.. But all of them came or was birth after... The Late Great None Other Than ... The Outstanding RICHARD PRYOR.❤❤❤😂😂😂❤

    • @SAYLESSTIME
      @SAYLESSTIME Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts4hi15t8qLho?feature=shared

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957 Месяц назад +40

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

    • @SAYLESSTIME
      @SAYLESSTIME Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts4hi15t8qLho?feature=shared

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Месяц назад +10

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower284 28 дней назад +2

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700 Месяц назад +28

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521 29 дней назад +16

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @Loriburnett
    @Loriburnett Месяц назад +12

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley4126 28 дней назад +3

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Месяц назад +11

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
    @tarecahubbard-holt1630 Месяц назад +4

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity6429 28 дней назад +2

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252 29 дней назад +3

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkComments Месяц назад +10

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮
    Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hy Месяц назад +23

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TV Месяц назад +33

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

    • @meatrocket1
      @meatrocket1 Месяц назад +1

      That didn’t age well 😂

    • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz
      @TiffanyMays-pp4yz 29 дней назад +1

      Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christiahaynes1514
      @christiahaynes1514 29 дней назад +2

      No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

    • @Porks_TV
      @Porks_TV 29 дней назад

      @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones4228 28 дней назад +4

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372 Месяц назад +18

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri7562 27 дней назад

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад +1

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4z Месяц назад +12

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106 Месяц назад +13

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner2611 27 дней назад

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 28 дней назад +1

    Can't live without you

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Месяц назад +11

    Comedy still Alive

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity 27 дней назад

      Will never die’

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007 Месяц назад +8

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Месяц назад +79

    king of comedy

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Месяц назад +2

      Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

    • @justthetruth3058
      @justthetruth3058 Месяц назад

      @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

    • @zacharymorris2613
      @zacharymorris2613 Месяц назад +6

      @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Месяц назад +3

      @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

    • @lindahake1666
      @lindahake1666 Месяц назад +2

      He has TDS, bigly.

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979 Месяц назад +15

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

    • @henrybutchy3242
      @henrybutchy3242 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris7573 28 дней назад +1

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall 28 дней назад +2

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn2927 28 дней назад +1

    I❤Dave
    As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins9086 27 дней назад +1

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Месяц назад +4

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76 29 дней назад +1

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx68 28 дней назад +3

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Месяц назад +5

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373 Месяц назад +3

    Hes joking but l. did too
    It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas6270 28 дней назад

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831 Месяц назад +4

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder6204 28 дней назад +1

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks
    🙏👍👍....

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard 28 дней назад +1

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 27 дней назад

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895 Месяц назад +5

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1r 27 дней назад

    I agree 👍

  • @American_Made
    @American_Made Месяц назад +3

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 28 дней назад

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSee Месяц назад +6

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice9078 28 дней назад +1

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175 Месяц назад +5

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369 Месяц назад +2

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbeme 27 дней назад

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179
    @ellenbruckermarshall4179 27 дней назад +1

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nation 27 дней назад

    The set-up GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 27 дней назад

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cm 28 дней назад

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 28 дней назад

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLove Месяц назад +5

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qm 27 дней назад

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34 Месяц назад +1

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke860 27 дней назад

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 Месяц назад +3

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 28 дней назад

    That was a good on 😅

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFever 27 дней назад

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest9476 27 дней назад

    GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 27 дней назад

    WHEATIES😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 28 дней назад

    I know that right

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 28 дней назад

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora1097 27 дней назад

    What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692 Месяц назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-cl5ov9dx5o
    @user-cl5ov9dx5o 27 дней назад

    You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 27 дней назад

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Месяц назад +2

    just like

  • @laurischoolmarm
    @laurischoolmarm 27 дней назад

    I adore his energy, his fabulous storytelling skills, and obvious intelligence. However, I've never once laughed watching him.

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti Месяц назад +3

    What I dont understand is he had a record, and should never been in the front row, I think a few people made sure he was there...

  • @toppermostKY
    @toppermostKY 27 дней назад

    Who ever said Dave was in the top ten of all comedians needs their head examined!!!!!! And if you like dark and dirty humor, topper most ky on RUclips

  • @Imagine-JL
    @Imagine-JL 28 дней назад

    Dave is a hilarious mofo!! My absolute favorite. Im so glad he gave us another chance!! Most importantly he is a person with huge genius and uses it. Happy for him when he walked away when he did - he jumped off the bullshit bus and didnt look back until he was damned good and ready. So much respect for Dave and his view on the" Me Too" black dress bullshit was spot on!!! They didnt have the courage or balls to get the fuck off the bullshit bus!!! He walked for his own reasons and got his family away from the bullshit!! Dave you're a great man. So happy u back. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off Dave!!!! Much respect from me to you!!!

  • @Hiiizenburg42
    @Hiiizenburg42 Месяц назад +2

    1:07:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 дней назад

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @OK-pi6fq
    @OK-pi6fq 29 дней назад

    Hahaha

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Месяц назад +1

    Chicken is the best delicious biŕd there is. God is good.

  • @cyndimoring9389
    @cyndimoring9389 27 дней назад

    comedians are prophets too. He said trump was a puppet, even before 2020.

  • @wallacejohnson6846
    @wallacejohnson6846 29 дней назад

    Come join me in watery grave, lol!