She is Nadiuska, who played Conan´s mother. An amazing actress wasted only in light erotic comedies due to her beauty and the mindset in spanish cinema those years. Franco just died and people wanted comedy, boobs, and ass. A pity, because she was a very good actress. In the 90´s she was diagnosed of schizophrenia, and a few years later she was found wandering homeless, living in the streets, very deteriorated. I don´t know if she is dead or still alive.
With my folks having some background in Asian cinema during the martial arts craze in the 70s - 80s, I remember hearing stories when I was a kid of how monstrous Bolo Yeung was. The Man is a legend!
I love how Dong Oerlikon waits until each sniper has taken at least one shot at Bruce before shooting them. Sure is lucky none of those guys with scopes and high ground advantage can hit a target in a wide open space.
i was surprised to learn how much he'd acted, they really should have gave him more screen time in some things for being a bodybuilder he's a decent actor and brings an interesting feel to the movies he's in. . i wonder if there's anything with him subverting expectations/typecasting like him playing someone really meek but he's still the most JACKED guy in the movie.. side character or main i'd watch it.
I hate to spoil the fun but the guy asked Anna “Who was with you?” Because he knew who she was but not Bruce and Richard, he was trying to find out who her contacts were.
imitation stuff like this would not fly today , Lee's estate (Shannon) went aggressively after fastfood chain in China that dared use his likeness w/o permission
the villains plan is actually prity horrifying. no sperm means the human race could no longer reproduce. causing humans as a whole to a very slow death
MrUsoutlaw Not unless it chemically castrates the world's male populace, or otherwise render them permanently infertile. And that assumes by "lethal to sperm" they mean inside the body, and not just a topical spermicide like in a condom. A chemical capable of killing sperm internally would only matter until the chemical leaves the body(in fact, all such a drug would be is a male version of birth control pills) and then the new sperm produced by the testis would survive again. And even if it did permanently sterilize males exposed to it, which is _not_ what the dialogue said it did, the infertility rate of males would matter much less than that if females since 1 fertile male can impregnate many, many, fertile females. World governments would need only protect enough males to avoid a genetic bottleneck (aided by the diversity if female genomes left untouched by the chemical) and, as a precaution, collecting and freezing as much viable sperm as possible.
@Angus MacFrankenstein Why wouldn't he?? It's a matter of record that he's the only one that took it seriously while the media and the leftist idiots were calling him an alarmist and shouting that we should all go party in Chinatown. He made the USA become the nation with the highest survival rate and the most testing in the world. Now, thanks to him, we have the fastest developed vaccine in history.
@@munstrumridcully Your concept is pretty much how the plot, such as it is, treats this. If you were to use it in a city's water supply, it would sterilize virtually every male in the area. At least a moderately serious threat. It would take a while to have a major impact, but could be potentially devastating. It's unlikely, but so is the rest of the film.
@@varanid9 700 000 Americans would disagree, but they're all dead. Somehow injecting bleach as 45 recommended didn't help. Whodathunkit? Are you even physically capable of telling the truth anymore?
@Angus MacFrankenstein 700 000 dead Americans, dumbass. Some case of "cooties". Would you assholes please start exercising the tiniest amount of self-control so we can get back to normal? Imagine you lot in a war setting; you'd be guiding enemy bombers in during a blackout just for the sheer sociopathy of it.
This is one of my favorite Brandon reviews. So much content to poke fun at. Between the actual scenes of the movie and Brandon’s commentary, I was laughing through the entire thing.
i have been binge watching your shit. this is prolly the movie that u reviewed that i would like to own. nothing beats b-level kung-fu tomfoolery! the EPIC 'stach vage pounding is just the proverbial cherry (to be popped) on the sundae. GLORIOUS helmet mullet on bruce le too!
I love how the opening credits are done. The credits themselves are superimposed on a slide projector moving to the right and the film footage we're watching is also on a slide projector moving to the left. Very neat little way of doing things.
Ah, the 80's when men wore Speedos on the beach and tiny shorts on the courts. Somehow, it's so much funnier in hindsight. Everything was punctuated with a pornographic wink that, if done today would get you slapped with a sexual harassment suit, or in this case an amazing Bruce suit. The artwork is as priceless as the commentary. Bravo, gentlemen!
You should definately review The Dragon Lives Again. Wikipedia describes it as a movie where Bruce Lee fights James Bond and Dracula in hell, and that sounds GLORIUS
They may have used this movie as an excuse to go on vacation, but at least it's still funnier than an Adam Sandler movie, despite not even being a comedy.
Actually, contraceptives which can be administered without the knowledge of the people to whom they are being administered could be very bad. It could lead to genocide if there is no way to prevent its use or effect.
Yeah, I think that it’s kind of darkly ironic that a guy from Canada would come up short when thinking of ways for contraception to be a weapon of mass destruction.
Wow. I hope not. If it was, maybe it was done in some endearing homage sort of tone, that made sense to the coke addled mind of the writers; compared to us marijuana addled minded gen xyz viewers
sadly i'm with michael here with the tone delivery and how the actor looks even if it was written to come off as an homage of some positive kind it completely doesnt.
You should do a whole Brucesploitation month in July, the month he died, or November which is his birth month!!! Seems like there is enough actors to feature some of the best and worst.
that could work if planned early enough but i think maybe throw everyone off and start with the real bruces worst movie and end with the best after a month of brucespoitation films haha.
Not even at the 5 minute point I am already laughing and a ton, and that means 95%, of anime males , except from hentai and a couple of others, would have blood shooting out of their noses at the sight of that
So sorry about what happened to your old channel, but I'm happy you're bringing it back! I'm a huge fan of yours. Can't wait for the next review once your old videos are back up (btw do Angry Red Planet sometime) :)
@@GenericProtagonist118 yup, pretty much the same thing here. In 2014 it got deleted due to copyright infringement on one of his videos, but he's since restored his channel, gotten more followers, and re-uploaded the videos that got deleted.
That Sophia Loren look-alike is actually Nadiuska. She is best known for her short role in the opening of 1982 Conan the Barbarian. Nadiuska played Conan's mother. She was a sex symbol in 1970's Spain where she made her career.
Bruceploitation films, I've seen a few, the best known Bruce Lee impersonator was Dragon Lee, a Korean actor who displays Mantis fist in "The Clones of Bruce Lee". This film was interesting enough for me to watch a review of, though.
Love the review. I think it's you're best. If you haven't already, you may want to review the Roger Corman produced Forbidden World (originally titled Mutant) from 1982. Bravo.
Uriah Jackson one of the best scenes ever put on film. The dialogue free decapitation. Every director living today should use that as the bar for every film they make.
As for the "big deal," anyone here a fan of Children of Men? Not defending this movie; the wording is really, really bad. Gotta love bad writing/translation. I love these videos. They only get better with time.
7:10 - this film is from 1982, the footage at the Macau Trotters Association comes from an event they held that year. I think a lot of the dates for these movies on IMDB and other sites are pure guess work
@@Nestalgba92023 At the very least, the footage with Jane Seymour and Jack Klugman would have to be from 1982, as that's when the event they are at took place. 1982 is also the year Bruce Le made two other films for Dick Randall - Ninja Strikes Back and Pieces.
One thing that continually amuses me: throughout a good part of his life, Bruce Lee wasn't considered Chinese enough to deserve training or critical acclaim, because he was half German. His martial arts style/philosophy (the line between the two blurs a bit), Jeet Kun Do, very specifically breaks with traditional Chinese martial arts philosophy, seeking to push boundaries and use what works, rather than relying on the traditions of the ancients. Yet, because the man was such an internationally acclaimed genius of both acting and the martial arts, after his death, he *became* one of "the ancients" now revered by the Chinese.
I certainly want to watch this one, what fun! I think the logic of the formula must have been that it could be used to sterilize men. Dumped into a countries water supply it would slowly wipe them out? Nothing less makes sense. This is also my favorite episode so far of these reviews, hilarious! Surprised I haven't see the guy who played Leopard (or whatever) in anything else.
The tennis sequence in this is one of the most gloriously gratuitous things in the history of cinema
Have you scene the Shower scene from Slumber Party Massacre it's 5 mins of woman showering for no reason
@@anthonypiromalli8804 💪😂👍
Indeed.
It's the only thing worth watching in this turd. I enjoyed the first 8 minutes or so immensely... The rest, not so much.
@@anthonypiromalli8804 seen*, scene
Now *this* is a movie that *needs* to be remade! Title it "Agent Hook-up and Agent Beat-up, lol.
No they should just re-release it. 2020 needs a movie like this.
Hook-up and Beat-down; they're cops.
Hooker and beater.. oh god the PR nightmare haha.
Brandon sneakily 'forgot' to black-box the mirrors in the hot tub scene.
or 9:25
Shhhh--! 🤫🤫🤫🤫
8:05
Maria is played by German model Nadiuska. She played Conan's mother in the 1982 hit, " Conan the Barbarian."
I heard she went crazy and went to a mental asylum
She is Nadiuska, who played Conan´s mother. An amazing actress wasted only in light erotic comedies due to her beauty and the mindset in spanish cinema those years. Franco just died and people wanted comedy, boobs, and ass. A pity, because she was a very good actress. In the 90´s she was diagnosed of schizophrenia, and a few years later she was found wandering homeless, living in the streets, very deteriorated. I don´t know if she is dead or still alive.
Its not her..not even likeness..?
@@gonogazz It is her. You are on the internet, look it up.
It's her alright....why do the hot ones always end up crazy?
With my folks having some background in Asian cinema during the martial arts craze in the 70s - 80s, I remember hearing stories when I was a kid of how monstrous Bolo Yeung was. The Man is a legend!
The takeaway lesson from Challenge of The Tiger is that I need to learn how to play tennis.
The "poon fan" line killed me!
Brandon's funniest review. This is pure gold
This scene at 14:08 of Bolo Young against Roids McToids is an unexplainably badass shot.
I love how Dong Oerlikon waits until each sniper has taken at least one shot at Bruce before shooting them. Sure is lucky none of those guys with scopes and high ground advantage can hit a target in a wide open space.
Cannon's penicillin budget must be in the thousands.
Bolo Yeung is so cool. I love seeing him in anything , even if its a small role.
i was surprised to learn how much he'd acted, they really should have gave him more screen time in some things for being a bodybuilder he's a decent actor and brings an interesting feel to the movies he's in. . i wonder if there's anything with him subverting expectations/typecasting like him playing someone really meek but he's still the most JACKED guy in the movie.. side character or main i'd watch it.
Bolo Yeung was a body builder. That is why he has such a physic.
Thanks your for that, I welcome any Bolo Young trivia
Dick cannon is the coolest man ever.
I really dig how they did the bull-killing scene. That was accidentally quite cool. Very anime-inspired.
2:30 , pretty sure thats Jon Benn (RIP) , mobster villain of Way of Dragon with the real Bruce
Poon Fan. What an underrated screenwriter. Sure a connoisseur of the art of.. being a.. Poon Fan. Yeah.
If I ever meet Morgan Fairchild (not likely), I'm going to say "I loved you in Challenge of the Tiger."
actually she does cons now and then
I plan to do the same with Jennifer Aniston and Leprechaun.
"Brick Foreskin" I lost it
Rod Asspounder 😂
I hate to spoil the fun but the guy asked Anna “Who was with you?” Because he knew who she was but not Bruce and Richard, he was trying to find out who her contacts were.
PLOT TWIST! His real name IS *Bruce Lee* (no relation) but to avoid confusion he had to change it!
imitation stuff like this would not fly today , Lee's estate (Shannon) went aggressively after fastfood chain in China that dared use his likeness w/o permission
the villains plan is actually prity horrifying. no sperm means the human race could no longer reproduce. causing humans as a whole to a very slow death
MrUsoutlaw Not unless it chemically castrates the world's male populace, or otherwise render them permanently infertile. And that assumes by "lethal to sperm" they mean inside the body, and not just a topical spermicide like in a condom. A chemical capable of killing sperm internally would only matter until the chemical leaves the body(in fact, all such a drug would be is a male version of birth control pills) and then the new sperm produced by the testis would survive again.
And even if it did permanently sterilize males exposed to it, which is _not_ what the dialogue said it did, the infertility rate of males would matter much less than that if females since 1 fertile male can impregnate many, many, fertile females. World governments would need only protect enough males to avoid a genetic bottleneck (aided by the diversity if female genomes left untouched by the chemical) and, as a precaution, collecting and freezing as much viable sperm as possible.
@Angus MacFrankenstein Why wouldn't he?? It's a matter of record that he's the only one that took it seriously while the media and the leftist idiots were calling him an alarmist and shouting that we should all go party in Chinatown. He made the USA become the nation with the highest survival rate and the most testing in the world. Now, thanks to him, we have the fastest developed vaccine in history.
@@munstrumridcully
Your concept is pretty much how the plot, such as it is, treats this. If you were to use it in a city's water supply, it would sterilize virtually every male in the area. At least a moderately serious threat. It would take a while to have a major impact, but could be potentially devastating.
It's unlikely, but so is the rest of the film.
@@varanid9 700 000 Americans would disagree, but they're all dead. Somehow injecting bleach as 45 recommended didn't help. Whodathunkit?
Are you even physically capable of telling the truth anymore?
@Angus MacFrankenstein 700 000 dead Americans, dumbass. Some case of "cooties".
Would you assholes please start exercising the tiniest amount of self-control so we can get back to normal? Imagine you lot in a war setting; you'd be guiding enemy bombers in during a blackout just for the sheer sociopathy of it.
This is one of my favorite Brandon reviews. So much content to poke fun at. Between the actual scenes of the movie and Brandon’s commentary, I was laughing through the entire thing.
i have been binge watching your shit. this is prolly the movie that u reviewed that i would like to own. nothing beats b-level kung-fu tomfoolery! the EPIC 'stach vage pounding is just the proverbial cherry (to be popped) on the sundae. GLORIOUS helmet mullet on bruce le too!
You know it's a quality review when the censored bits are labeled "( . Y . )" 11/10
Astroglide, eh? That makes perfect sense. As my grandfather once told me, "World domination is a slippery slope."
I love how the opening credits are done. The credits themselves are superimposed on a slide projector moving to the right and the film footage we're watching is also on a slide projector moving to the left. Very neat little way of doing things.
The amount of work you put into your script is damn appreciated.
Ah, the 80's when men wore Speedos on the beach and tiny shorts on the courts. Somehow, it's so much funnier in hindsight. Everything was punctuated with a pornographic wink that, if done today would get you slapped with a sexual harassment suit, or in this case an amazing Bruce suit. The artwork is as priceless as the commentary. Bravo, gentlemen!
Gail Lewis short shorts are have been in style for a couple years.... and MeToo happened so ya i guess you’re right
You should definately review The Dragon Lives Again. Wikipedia describes it as a movie where Bruce Lee fights James Bond and Dracula in hell, and that sounds GLORIUS
well he did
Ah the movie where basically a modern day dnd game where you have a monk and a bard is going on.
Monk have maxed out strength and Bard have maxed out charisma
They may have used this movie as an excuse to go on vacation, but at least it's still funnier than an Adam Sandler movie, despite not even being a comedy.
"Poon Fan" hahaha!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've always wanted to know what it felt like to have a vodka tonic come flying out my nose... then you said Dirk Pornstache. Mission accomplished
4:16
I frickin' LOVE this movie!
Lost it at Poon Fan
Poon Fan 4 life
👍🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video because of tears of laughter after the “guard dog” scene.
Actually, contraceptives which can be administered without the knowledge of the people to whom they are being administered could be very bad. It could lead to genocide if there is no way to prevent its use or effect.
Yeah, I think that it’s kind of darkly ironic that a guy from Canada would come up short when thinking of ways for contraception to be a weapon of mass destruction.
What a solid 23 min laugh I get 😂
Top tip to dealing with snipers, have one guy unarmed out to dodge bullets while another guy stand without cover to snipe back with a pistol.
Was the line..."I won't die young" an actual shot at Bruce Lee?
Wow. I hope not. If it was, maybe it was done in some endearing homage sort of tone, that made sense to the coke addled mind of the writers; compared to us marijuana addled minded gen xyz viewers
@@johntowner1893 It 100% was. And I'm guessing the guy making a career from ripping-off Lee isn't an "endearing homage" sort.
sadly i'm with michael here with the tone delivery and how the actor looks even if it was written to come off as an homage of some positive kind it completely doesnt.
You should do a whole Brucesploitation month in July, the month he died, or November which is his birth month!!! Seems like there is enough actors to feature some of the best and worst.
that could work if planned early enough but i think maybe throw everyone off and start with the real bruces worst movie and end with the best after a month of brucespoitation films haha.
@@wugglesx 50 anniversary in 2 weeks or so
Not even at the 5 minute point I am already laughing and a ton, and that means 95%, of anime males , except from hentai and a couple of others, would have blood shooting out of their noses at the sight of that
Look at the mirrors in 8:35 hehe
XD
I literally just posted the same thing, only at 8:37.
Yes, and did you see the bush at 10:14 / 9:24
Makes me wonder how she did not see Bruce Le in them.
At 5:40..how tf did he hit three ppl that fast that far away and all with a revolver..best city cowboy I've ever seen..
When I die, I want Dick Cannon’s life to flash before my eyes.
So sorry about what happened to your old channel, but I'm happy you're bringing it back! I'm a huge fan of yours. Can't wait for the next review once your old videos are back up (btw do Angry Red Planet sometime) :)
He had an old channel?
@@GenericProtagonist118 yup, pretty much the same thing here. In 2014 it got deleted due to copyright infringement on one of his videos, but he's since restored his channel, gotten more followers, and re-uploaded the videos that got deleted.
13:22 "...he's about to give this Vietcong a mustache ride out of Saigon..."
LOLOLOLOLO!!!! For some reason this just sounds really raunchy!
That's because it was raunchy.
Is anyone else weirded out that Dick Cannon looks like a cross between Timothy Dalton and Roger Moore?
This is one of my favorite exploitation films ever, great review too :)
Wouldn't mind a sequel. Seems like a hero team with a good chemistry :D
Brandon: "did I mention Maria was still alive?"
Me: "who?"
This movie looks awesome!
It's a lot of fun! Definitely worth a watch.
Dude, I wish my name was Poon Fan. that would be awesome.
6:35 Riki-Oh took me here.
This is the greatest movie I've ever laid my eyes on...
That Sophia Loren look-alike is actually Nadiuska. She is best known for her short role in the opening of 1982 Conan the Barbarian. Nadiuska played Conan's mother. She was a sex symbol in 1970's Spain where she made her career.
She’s also the daughter of a nobleman.
that bull fight sequence was so cheap that even roger corman is laughing.
9:25 Censor bar failed, we saw pubic hair!!! Muahahaha
I'm a Poon Fan too.
Bruceploitation films, I've seen a few, the best known Bruce Lee impersonator was Dragon Lee, a Korean actor who displays Mantis fist in "The Clones of Bruce Lee". This film was interesting enough for me to watch a review of, though.
Nnija strikes back or Enter Game of Death is my fav Bruce Le film
The same actress that played Maria also played Conan's mother in Conan the Barbarian.
12:11 looks like Lo Lei. Also the villainess is hot.
Ahh yes, Poon Fan. Cousin of Wei Hung Far Long Yung Gai. A classic match up. 😄
And his step brother Dik of sum yung gai
I was under the impression that a Tigers challenge would involve a lot of running away and not dying.
This review actually had me laughing out loud more than once. The film looks madly brilliant as well!
Sorry i was going to give this vid a LIKE a few hours ago, but i was intercepted by yet another unnessesary fight scene :D :D :D
And I was going to REPLY earlier, but I got distracted by a pretty wom... *spots random woman*
This one had me dying laughing
Love the review. I think it's you're best. If you haven't already, you may want to review the Roger Corman produced Forbidden World (originally titled Mutant) from 1982. Bravo.
4:16 I like to think this is what JFK did in his downtime
Nice reference to AC/DC. And scene from bloodsport. O yes.
9:26 -- bush!
Poon Fan! LMAO!!! Best name ever!
Even the music playing during naked ladies hanging outside around the estate and the pool is a rip off of the song Montego Bay. 😂
Maria is Conan's mom.
Uriah Jackson one of the best scenes ever put on film. The dialogue free decapitation. Every director living today should use that as the bar for every film they make.
Thanks to patreon supporters i enjoyed watching this movie.
All you've done is sold me on this movie
1:20 Fearless Hyena 3
2:47 He's fine, only his pillow armor got shot.
11:00 HAHAHAHAHA, where the fuck is this from?
I so need to get this movie.
The black box missed one at 8:37
foskeleven11 can’t (and shouldn’t) get em’ all.
Bruce Le chases the villains in what looks like a Ford Escort....
As for the "big deal," anyone here a fan of Children of Men? Not defending this movie; the wording is really, really bad. Gotta love bad writing/translation.
I love these videos. They only get better with time.
Schlong Vagpounder LOL!!
8:35 Brandon forgot the black box in the mirror.
Yep lol
I’ve never seen this but now I must!
DO JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!!!!! RUMBLE IN THE BRONX, DRUNKEN MASTER, TWIN DRAGONS PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
7:10 - this film is from 1982, the footage at the Macau Trotters Association comes from an event they held that year. I think a lot of the dates for these movies on IMDB and other sites are pure guess work
And it was (mostly) filmed in 1980.
@@Nestalgba92023 At the very least, the footage with Jane Seymour and Jack Klugman would have to be from 1982, as that's when the event they are at took place. 1982 is also the year Bruce Le made two other films for Dick Randall - Ninja Strikes Back and Pieces.
No one can ever say that this movie is slow to get right into it's action
That Bon Scott line nearly killed me 🤣
Oops! You didn't black box the bush @9:25 lol.
One thing that continually amuses me: throughout a good part of his life, Bruce Lee wasn't considered Chinese enough to deserve training or critical acclaim, because he was half German. His martial arts style/philosophy (the line between the two blurs a bit), Jeet Kun Do, very specifically breaks with traditional Chinese martial arts philosophy, seeking to push boundaries and use what works, rather than relying on the traditions of the ancients. Yet, because the man was such an internationally acclaimed genius of both acting and the martial arts, after his death, he *became* one of "the ancients" now revered by the Chinese.
"I won't die so young" -Bruce Le
he's around 71 if not dead and just unreported. so technically he was right lol.
@@wugglesx hes still around , hes denied interviews for yrs tho
I certainly want to watch this one, what fun! I think the logic of the formula must have been that it could be used to sterilize men. Dumped into a countries water supply it would slowly wipe them out? Nothing less makes sense. This is also my favorite episode so far of these reviews, hilarious! Surprised I haven't see the guy who played Leopard (or whatever) in anything else.
they did infertile plot in 007 OHMSS & MR , OHMSS is imo one of the best 007s despite Laz being noob then
Brandon was busy watching the ladies playing tennis.
Me? I was too busy listening to the rendition of Montego Bay on the soundtrack.
BTW watch this movie and that song at the pool scene is AWESOME !!!!!
I thought I recognized _Maria_ from somewhere: Nadiuska play _Conan's_ mother.
You should cover more kung-fu-terrorist-Bond-spermicide movies where the black box is the main character. ( . Y . )
Richard Harrison is Timothy Dalton from Wish.
Anyone else notice he forgot to censor the mirror in the hotub scene
Not lo lei but I know I've seen him many times. Also the video quality seems very good
Oops, I meant 9:26 Let's try that again:
. Could have used one of Brandon's black boxes at 9:26 . How did you miss that? Sharon Stone would be proud.
I had to train a looooooong time to learn how to break a pencil with my two bare hands.