Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.
“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny
"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious
this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions
@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").
The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...
@ahdeath2007 It still clings to the inside of the mouth while you chew it, it's the natural reflexes of the nerves in it's tentacles. And they don't always put the sauce on it, i've seen people eat it as it comes, and as it enters the mouth, the octopus wraps it's tentacles around the face to pull itself out.
I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.
@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.
lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake
Noone can deny - he spoke unquestionable logic here. Why eat dangerous food when we have so many safer options? If only I was this mans child we would rule the world.
@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.
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"He was only about 11... He thought he was it."
Sorbet n that
0:49, you can still see bits of sausage in it
LOL
Guess Suzanne was still mad at him
Karl Pilkington is too pure for this world
PURE ORANGE JUICE HEAD
"If we're eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it?" Had me in stitches
l fell over laughing!
It was fantastic then, it's fantastic now.
Big Pilkington fan here. I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain it to me?
@@koreanjesus8185 he's saying if eating something weird like an octopus is acceptable then why is eating dogs frowned upon?
@@irrelevanttwat Ahh, thanks. It makes sense now.
Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.
"The legs get round the neck, inside, and they choke you"... Don't.... talk.... shit Karl.... Play a record!
LOL So funny how he has completely misunderstood this "story".
@@odinsplaygroundssaw this lil fella…..eating a octopus with noodles…..weird in it?
“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny
Why are dogs getting away with it
He's unbelievable. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure comedy gold. He seems to be straddling the line between genius and utter idiocy!!!
listening to karl is so relaxing
As long as it's their own dog! That's amazing.
He was genuinely concerned about the social implications of people eating their neighbours' dogs.
@@ianinkster2261 How about just stray dogs? Eating them would be less problematic?
did anybody else expect ricky to start laughing? im so use to hearing that whenever karl opens his mouth :)
I can almost hear Ricky laughing, it's impossible not to lol
"When I was young we only had one choice; orange."
hahah, thats not a choice!
A choice to drink it or not?
Yeah it's still a choice, like mac man said the choice to drink it or not.
thats some quality grouting i must say kar.
rip em off
He's not acting...and if he is, he deserves a lifetime achievement award from the Oscars.
Funniest man on the planet.
It's crazy to me that it was 10 years ago... God damn life goes quick.
Wildfire 13 years ago now, 3 years since you put that comment😮🤭✌️
Mad init
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"If we are eating octopus, why are dogs getting away with it?"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrburnett this is probably the best explaination of Karl Pilkington I've heard so far.
love this man
Seeing Karl grudgingly tucking into his toast is literally the most English thing I've ever seen.
"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious
My favorite mouth breather.
"out of all the foods in the world, I would pick a carrot to get juice out of it!", HE'S MY HERO! :p
That's quite a posh looking apartment. Beautiful tiles. All the decorative colours.
"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I wasted 5 mins of my life listening to hi idiotic ramblings." - Wendy, Sunday Times reader
Sick of ‘er
Gotta ‘av your critics
😆
Robinson.....
Well we'll watch wendys little show when that goes out
Should do more clips around his home, love it 😁😁
Karl has been with us forever
this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions
i love him so much.
i love this video. this is a great intro to karl for people who aren't familiar with him.
lol i love when it shows him trying to get the toast
"I remember when Susan caught me putting sausages in the toaster..."
This is the very same toaster that almost burned the house down.
Karl Pilkington is my life guru
Jesus he looks young here
@@2123453ful Nah he was in his 30s here
Alice Mc 32 or 33
yes, but inside he's as old as he's ever been
@Rowan Melton lol of course
He aged overnight like a pear.
brilliant.
I love hearing Karl think
A beautiful mind
I LOVE THIS MAN!
For Karl and Country!
absolutely correct
'The legs get round the neck.....inside' ....hahaha
1:44 lol looking so contemplative with the sun on his face
This dude is a modern life philosopher. He gives deep thoughts on everything
I was picturing Ricky laughing when he said "Go on, 'ave a leg"
masterpiece
I could listen to this guy talk forever :D
That part was unbelievably funny!!!
@john71294 imo one of the great gems of this country. along with stephen fry and brian blessed etc.
"as long as it's their own dog" omg i rofled!
Karl, you rule!
I didn't try balsamic vinegar until I was 23, I haven't really bothered since.
@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").
"I didn;t have pasta untill I was 24". LMAO this man is Jokes.
The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...
I actually yelled out don't talk shite! when he was explaining the octopus.
@hfdpayner his clear toaster idea is amazing!
@mrburnett Spot on. Thats why we all can learn from him.
@71johnf
ye those fridges started to become popular in england recently too.
My brain inserts Rickys laugh after most sentences!
@ahdeath2007
It still clings to the inside of the mouth while you chew it, it's the natural reflexes of the nerves in it's tentacles.
And they don't always put the sauce on it, i've seen people eat it as it comes, and as it enters the mouth, the octopus wraps it's tentacles around the face to pull itself out.
The title wasn't as literal as I was expecting.
I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.
I would usually agree, I hate when people quote vids.. But when it's Karl I find it funny :P
It wasn't filmed, but he mentioned it on one of the XFM shows. He also mentions it in a one off Documentary, "Satisfied fool"
he's a total genius since his objective is to make you laugh
Cracks me up. I'm not even sure how he comes up with this...when I've had a crappy day, serious or not Carl makes me laugh.
One thing i noticed.. the fridge is the size of a dishwasher! Here in America it's 6 foot high!
@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.
At last - the tiles!
lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake
Noone can deny - he spoke unquestionable logic here. Why eat dangerous food when we have so many safer options? If only I was this mans child we would rule the world.
@nuralider so true
Strawberry jam on a toast....Genius!
Genius.
Genius.....
The tiling does look good, I'll give him that
suzanne probably left him a note on how to make toast :L. "Put bread in toaster" etc Lol. I would love to see what suzanne looks like
His head is almost perfectly spherical
Alright then, i'll have a leg! cue Rickys laughter!
@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.
I never would have expected Karl's apartment to be so stylish.
where can i see this??
serious spring on that toaster
The toaster 😂
toaster has nightmares about sausages to this day
Ironically Karl does the voice to the Drench advert :)
"As long as it's their own dog" lmfao
i just knew he was going to say 'octopus, go on then i'll have a leg'
OH MY GOSH, I JUST SAW A FRIDGE CABINET?!?!
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"Go on then I'll have a leg" Hahaha
so how do you get the bread out prettyinpunk922 ,turn the toaster upside down?
As long as its their own dog! Brilliant
who films his podcasts?
Damn this guy for being so funny
I didn't have pasta until I was about...24. Genius.
@IntoxicatedPanda87 I agree, but it doesn't matter. Genius either way.
@Synthlinemusic i think he's just remembering stuff and if you dont hear something for a while its still very funny
@muggyfresh wow, just wow