@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.
Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.
“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny
"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious
I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.
lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake
The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...
this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions
1:55 I don't get what Karl means about "if we're eating octopuses, why are dogs getting away with it?" Can anyone shed light on this little round headed barnacle of a man?
@ViolentKeesh Because lets say we are in desert right ? no books , no church , nothing , and we want to see if there is God who made it , so what we shall do ? its simple first thing first we ask him directly , because if you start by reading , you may be decieved by lies, also that's the same thing if you believe someone who told you few things about it and if you accept those things , again you can be decieved,
@ViolentKeesh Mate why ... why you ignore it so much. tell me a reason you think im trying to convince you in something which may is false. Do you think i believe in because i read a book ? or you think someone told me to do so ,and that's how i accept it ? Let us say we have tones of books , that means the first we read is the right one ? or you think we need to read all of them to find which one is more trully than the rest of books.
@xCraiig And is not Religion , is relationship with jesus, you don't have to go in the church for to find him . you simple ask him in ur room for example , and when you repent , you will even see the and feel as well the holy spirit with ur eyes. when you repent you will born again. in ur spirit. thats why jesus die on the cross , so when you repent he replace his perfect record in ur book of life or library of sins if you prefer
@xCraiig im telling you, if you ever ask him trully and repent, you will even see the holy spirit with ur Open eyes and feel it as well and the pure love. you would know jesus is hearing to what ever you say. when you finish ur repentance to jesus this event will happen, all you need to do is to ask it trully from ur heart and willing to stop all ur sins in the past , and surrender to jesus so to let him guide you from ur wrong doing.
Why you put the satans 666 in ur name, mate the only thing satan care's to ruin your life and to follow him in his doom . i promise that in my life if you ask jesus to come in ur life and with ur sorry to him and ur willing to stop sin , you will have one awsome experience you wont expect. you will even feel and see the presence of the holy spirit when u born again then you will know that jesus is there and hearing to what ever you say. do it trully from ur heart :)
Why you put the satans 666 in ur name, mate the only thing satan care's to ruin your life and to follow him in his doom . i promise that in my life if you ask jesus to come in ur life and with ur sorry to him and ur willing to stop sin , you will have one awsome experience you wont expect. you will even feel and see the presence of the holy spirit when u born again then you will know that jesus is there and hearing to what ever you say. do it trully from ur heart.
he's not stupid at all! he's interesting and unique and opinionated. i'd love to have a conversation with him, partially because it would be the best conversation of my life and partly because there is no way to listen to him without hearing something you've never heard before. he's original. not stupid. but the poor man does have a head like a fucking orange. :)
am i the only bloke on the planet that thinks Karl looks like Marty from Shameless? except where Marty would swear and burn down a building...Karl would just go "A'ight thats errr...pretty stressful...Did I tell ya about the time I went in the loft and found a pair of skis?...I've never been skiing". Or some other brilliant bullshit.
yeah, i've got all the xfm shows and all that good stuff. yeah, i've heard steve (and especially) ricky laugh. of course he's laughing. it's still funny. and, if ricky had a hand in manufacturing karl's persona, as it were, why wouldn't he be enjoying his own product? i really hate to think all this, though.
@ViolentKeesh What i did was none of them , i test it my self by ask jesus and repent , and he prove it to me , i wasn't even read a single word from bible when i test it by *ASK* directly to God And nobody told me to do that, i just learn it after i did it, not before.
@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.
I don't like how people keep calling him a genius. He's funny because he is so misinformed, not because he is at a higher intellectual level. I don't like praising stupidity. its fine to be stupid, but to praise it will only be a detriment to society. In conclusion funny=yes, genius=no.
@xCraiig Only through jesus you go to the father , Only through jesus christ when you repent you will born again Only through jesus ur book will be replaced with his perfect record without sins. Not through Religion or Church...
@mesCheerios No, to YOUR society. The culture that eats them is different to you, so they see things diferently. It's like how some religions would never ever eat pork, but we eat it all the time. Same principle.
Go Karl! I love Ricky Gervais and I think he's a genius but I can't help thinking he should back off from mocking Karl all the time. I mean, at least let him finish talking once in a while before screaming isults at him.
@rich7t7 Lol a cold box? Not many people have fridges built into cabinets but if their kitchen is small they might because it takes far less space. Though, ''nowadays' Karl could afford a bigger fridge.
@NAPSTERUK00 nah it's not an act, I've downloaded all the radio shows of him, Ricky and Steve Merchant, a few year's worth to listen to while driving. If it's an act.. it's the best one in history.
@ViolentKeesh Let ur egoism for 1 time in ur life Mate. im not here to win u for my pleasures , i can't message you in private so , you i have to write all these things in public.
@OakPark11MileRd Ignorance is bad enough, but ignorance with pomp is utterly unacceptable. Just because you are not aware of something , doesn't make it nonsense.
@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").
People are always goin' on about that place where they eat dogs sayin' aw that's terrible..but i dont think it's that bad AS LONG AS IT'S THEIR OWN DOG
"He was only about 11... He thought he was it."
Sorbet n that
It's crazy to me that it was 10 years ago... God damn life goes quick.
Wildfire 13 years ago now, 3 years since you put that comment😮🤭✌️
Mad init
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That's quite a posh looking apartment. Beautiful tiles. All the decorative colours.
"I remember when Susan caught me putting sausages in the toaster..."
This is the very same toaster that almost burned the house down.
lol i love when it shows him trying to get the toast
@john71294 imo one of the great gems of this country. along with stephen fry and brian blessed etc.
@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.
My brain inserts Rickys laugh after most sentences!
OH MY GOSH, I JUST SAW A FRIDGE CABINET?!?!
@hfdpayner his clear toaster idea is amazing!
I actually yelled out don't talk shite! when he was explaining the octopus.
toaster has nightmares about sausages to this day
masterpiece
haha "i saw a carrot juice the other day" funny shit.
The tiling does look good, I'll give him that
Genius.....
1:13 the toast hasn't even popped up. And he is putting his fingers inside the burning hot toaster lmao.
i just knew he was going to say 'octopus, go on then i'll have a leg'
"I hadn't had pasta till I was about...... 24??"
this is just from the podcast
if you stop to think for a minute, well, yeah, it does make sense
uahsuhauhsauhauhauhsuhsuhhuas
Damn this guy for being so funny
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As per usual, I’m finding it very hard to disagree with anything Karl said
mr dilkington
such a strange but brilliant man
classic: "haven't had pasta until I was 24"
@mrburnett
About the best description of the man i've read
@JayAre561
they already made those years ago
@TheStyxUKHH ahh now I hear it.
check out 1.14 to see karl struggling to get toast out of the toaster he is funny cos he ain't trying to be
0:49, you can still see bits of sausage in it
LOL
Guess Suzanne was still mad at him
"The legs get round the neck, inside, and they choke you"... Don't.... talk.... shit Karl.... Play a record!
LOL So funny how he has completely misunderstood this "story".
@@odinsplaygroundssaw this lil fella…..eating a octopus with noodles…..weird in it?
Karl Pilkington is too pure for this world
PURE ORANGE JUICE HEAD
"If we're eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it?" Had me in stitches
l fell over laughing!
It was fantastic then, it's fantastic now.
Big Pilkington fan here. I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain it to me?
@@koreanjesus1983 he's saying if eating something weird like an octopus is acceptable then why is eating dogs frowned upon?
@@irrelevanttwat Ahh, thanks. It makes sense now.
"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I wasted 5 mins of my life listening to hi idiotic ramblings." - Wendy, Sunday Times reader
Sick of ‘er
Gotta ‘av your critics
😆
Robinson.....
Well we'll watch wendys little show when that goes out
Why are dogs getting away with it
Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.
"When I was young we only had one choice; orange."
hahah, thats not a choice!
A choice to drink it or not?
Yeah it's still a choice, like mac man said the choice to drink it or not.
“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny
He's unbelievable. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure comedy gold. He seems to be straddling the line between genius and utter idiocy!!!
As long as it's their own dog! That's amazing.
He was genuinely concerned about the social implications of people eating their neighbours' dogs.
@@ianinkster2261 How about just stray dogs? Eating them would be less problematic?
"I didn;t have pasta untill I was 24". LMAO this man is Jokes.
I can almost hear Ricky laughing, it's impossible not to lol
thats some quality grouting i must say kar.
rip em off
did anybody else expect ricky to start laughing? im so use to hearing that whenever karl opens his mouth :)
Jesus he looks young here
@@2123453ful Nah he was in his 30s here
Alice Mc 32 or 33
yes, but inside he's as old as he's ever been
@Rowan Melton lol of course
He aged overnight like a pear.
He's not acting...and if he is, he deserves a lifetime achievement award from the Oscars.
Funniest man on the planet.
"If we are eating octopus, why are dogs getting away with it?"🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious
listening to karl is so relaxing
"out of all the foods in the world, I would pick a carrot to get juice out of it!", HE'S MY HERO! :p
'The legs get round the neck.....inside' ....hahaha
Seeing Karl grudgingly tucking into his toast is literally the most English thing I've ever seen.
I didn't try balsamic vinegar until I was 23, I haven't really bothered since.
love this man
suzanne probably left him a note on how to make toast :L. "Put bread in toaster" etc Lol. I would love to see what suzanne looks like
All that orange juice as a kid must have caused the shape of his head
Karl never seen apple juice when he was a kid?
Wendy comes here every 6 months to hit dislike.
I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.
whats left octopuc alright go on then ill have a leg
LMFAO!!!111111
@mrburnett this is probably the best explaination of Karl Pilkington I've heard so far.
lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake
Karl Pilkington logic:
Eating dogs - fine
Drinking apple juice - ridiculous
glad we didn't charge for this... a man just listing fruit juice
1:44 lol looking so contemplative with the sun on his face
The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...
you thinking the time when he said for is getting softer? xD yoghurt, sorbet, etc
The same man that saves flies out of a swimming pool says it's alright to eat dogs
this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions
That doesn't make sense; well why do anything if there's no actual need for it? You don't need to eat octupus but you might just like the taste of it.
It wasn't filmed, but he mentioned it on one of the XFM shows. He also mentions it in a one off Documentary, "Satisfied fool"
@mrburnett What is he? A Smash Martian? lol. Karl is a legend though.
@Synthlinemusic It was funny the first time so why wouldn't it be funny the second time? His thoughts are still the same.
1:55 I don't get what Karl means about "if we're eating octopuses, why are dogs getting away with it?"
Can anyone shed light on this little round headed barnacle of a man?
@ViolentKeesh Because lets say we are in desert right ? no books , no church , nothing , and we want to see if there is God who made it , so what we shall do ? its simple first thing first we ask him directly ,
because if you start by reading , you may be decieved by lies, also that's the same thing if you believe someone who told you few things about it and if you accept those things , again you can be decieved,
@ViolentKeesh Mate why ... why you ignore it so much. tell me a reason you think im trying to convince you in something which may is false.
Do you think i believe in because i read a book ?
or you think someone told me to do so ,and that's how i accept it ?
Let us say we have tones of books , that means the first we read is the right one ? or you think we need to read all of them to find which one is more trully than the rest of books.
@xCraiig And is not Religion , is relationship with jesus, you don't have to go in the church for to find him . you simple ask him in ur room for example , and when you repent , you will even see the and feel as well the holy spirit with ur eyes. when you repent you will born again. in ur spirit. thats why jesus die on the cross , so when you repent he replace his perfect record in ur book of life or library of sins if you prefer
@xCraiig im telling you, if you ever ask him trully and repent, you will even see the holy spirit with ur Open eyes and feel it as well and the pure love. you would know jesus is hearing to what ever you say. when you finish ur repentance to jesus this event will happen, all you need to do is to ask it trully from ur heart and willing to stop all ur sins in the past , and surrender to jesus so to let him guide you from ur wrong doing.
Why you put the satans 666 in ur name, mate the only thing satan care's to ruin your life and to follow him in his doom . i promise that in my life if you ask jesus to come in ur life and with ur sorry to him and ur willing to stop sin , you will have one awsome experience you wont expect. you will even feel and see the presence of the holy spirit when u born again then you will know that jesus is there and hearing to what ever you say. do it trully from ur heart :)
Why you put the satans 666 in ur name, mate the only thing satan care's to ruin your life and to follow him in his doom . i promise that in my life if you ask jesus to come in ur life and with ur sorry to him and ur willing to stop sin , you will have one awsome experience you wont expect. you will even feel and see the presence of the holy spirit when u born again then you will know that jesus is there and hearing to what ever you say. do it trully from ur heart.
he's not stupid at all! he's interesting and unique and opinionated. i'd love to have a conversation with him, partially because it would be the best conversation of my life and partly because there is no way to listen to him without hearing something you've never heard before. he's original. not stupid.
but the poor man does have a head like a fucking orange. :)
am i the only bloke on the planet that thinks Karl looks like Marty from Shameless? except where Marty would swear and burn down a building...Karl would just go "A'ight thats errr...pretty stressful...Did I tell ya about the time I went in the loft and found a pair of skis?...I've never been skiing". Or some other brilliant bullshit.
yeah, i've got all the xfm shows and all that good stuff. yeah, i've heard steve (and especially) ricky laugh. of course he's laughing. it's still funny. and, if ricky had a hand in manufacturing karl's persona, as it were, why wouldn't he be enjoying his own product? i really hate to think all this, though.
@ViolentKeesh What i did was none of them , i test it my self by ask jesus and repent , and he prove it to me , i wasn't even read a single word from bible when i test it by *ASK* directly to God
And nobody told me to do that, i just learn it after i did it, not before.
@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.
I don't like how people keep calling him a genius. He's funny because he is so misinformed, not because he is at a higher intellectual level. I don't like praising stupidity. its fine to be stupid, but to praise it will only be a detriment to society. In conclusion funny=yes, genius=no.
@xCraiig Only through jesus you go to the father ,
Only through jesus christ when you repent you will born again
Only through jesus ur book will be replaced with his perfect record without sins.
Not through Religion or Church...
@mesCheerios No, to YOUR society. The culture that eats them is different to you, so they see things diferently. It's like how some religions would never ever eat pork, but we eat it all the time. Same principle.
Go Karl!
I love Ricky Gervais and I think he's a genius but I can't help thinking he should back off from mocking Karl all the time.
I mean, at least let him finish talking once in a while before screaming isults at him.
@rich7t7 Lol a cold box? Not many people have fridges built into cabinets but if their kitchen is small they might because it takes far less space. Though, ''nowadays' Karl could afford a bigger fridge.
@NAPSTERUK00 nah it's not an act, I've downloaded all the radio shows of him, Ricky and Steve Merchant, a few year's worth to listen to while driving. If it's an act.. it's the best one in history.
@ViolentKeesh Let ur egoism for 1 time in ur life Mate. im not here to win u for my pleasures , i can't message you in private so , you i have to write all these things in public.
Karl Pilkington was ASMR before ASMR
@SAFCpr sorry mate, my Dad has worked on the show and knows Karl personally. It's all scripted.
@OakPark11MileRd Ignorance is bad enough, but ignorance with pomp is utterly unacceptable.
Just because you are not aware of something , doesn't make it nonsense.
What is he talking about there was only orange juice when he was a kid like other fruits couldn’t have been juiced
@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").
People are always goin' on about that place where they eat dogs sayin' aw that's terrible..but i dont think it's that bad AS LONG AS IT'S THEIR OWN DOG