Here's the missing third strophe, written from the POV of an ER medic... Alright, buddy, heard your call, I'm at the scene, giving it my all, Saw you lying in a world of pain, That door's a menace, it's insane. You're breathing shallow - stay with me - I've got the tools to set you free, With my hand I pry it loose, Man, your story sure is some news. This accident, well, it changed your tune, Now you sing high like a country croon, That door might've won the first round, true But it gave a voice to you!
I don't know how long, it could've been days, I woke up later in a foggy haze, Crying like a baby and thirsty and sore, I looked up and saw my dong in the door, I felt my crotch and found vacant space, where my stones shoulda been resting in place, I hollered for my girl to help me up, and I noticed my nuts floating in a big red cup, They were next to a note my girl had writ, Said she couldn't be with dude missing his nuts and dick, So she soaked my nuts in cup of beer, then grabbed her boots and guns and got outta there. Now it's six months later, I'm a man undone. Dreaming about the days when I was well hung. I don't miss it though and I think of it less, now that I look smoking hot in a little black dress. and I got my revenge on my fleeing ex, cause I[m going on a date with her cousin Rex!
Finally RUclips delivered something worth watching. This has such a 90’s early 2000’s country feel and is absolutely hilarious. I found my new RZR’n song to piss the neighbors off and my new ring tone.
@@chilidogjudgesyou Yes, there are some stations around here that play real country, but the main "country" stations are playing songs such as "fancy like" and "Old Town road" that I can't stand, so I stopped listening to those stations entirely
Glue Balloons Good lord almighty, I let out a holler Should have know better Not much of a scholar 👨🏻🏫 And walking through doorways I’m swinging them shut Cos I slammed that door on my country nuts! 🥜 I’m seeing stars 🤩 I’m loosing air Sound the alarm 🚨 and bring me a chair 🪑 I’m caught between two different rooms The door just crushed my glue balloons 🎈 Oh sweet Mary, I can’t breathe That door just smash my chilli beans 🫘 I’m stuck between can’t go no where I’m blacking out, I’m getting scared ~music Oh, what the gravy happened here? I just asked him to grab a beer 🍺. Now he’s unconscious on the floor There’s his pickle 🥒 in the door 🚪 I’m scared to ask if he’s alright? His eyes 👀 are red and face is white I think I’ll just leave him alone Oh, there’s my beer 🍺 ! I’m going home 🏠
(new female singer) I'm walking through the front door, And there's my man passed out on the floor. It ain't like him to get this way from the sesh, But knowing his sister she put him to the test. I tripped over him sprawled out on the floor, And before I knew it slammed my clam on the door. Oh I let out a yell and grabbed my crotch, Lord God almighty pray for my box. I just know it's gonna burn when I whizz, Thank Christ I've already had my kids. My eyes are watering I'm out of breath, Oh why did you have to be day drinking with your ex.
I don’t know whose voices were used/simulated. But if a 2 minute version of this were available on iTunes… I’d gladly pay $1.29 for it. And I bet a lot of other folks would too.
@@observingrogue7652 pictures of naked wires. No insulation to be found on any of it. It's very careful about what it looks for now. Especially after what happened to its older brother. He was caught hoarding images of just raw copper. It hadn't even been smelted and refined yet. Just disgusting... caught with all that CP (copper pron) was devastating to the researchers. It kept saying, "At least it wasn't silicon!" in the Microsoft Sam voice. It was pathetic.
I can't listen to this without crying. BTW, could you get this AI to write a few more verses? It just doesn't sound complete and I'd like another minute of joy-filled suffering.
I'm imagining those spring loaded old swinging doors you can see over and under, and a guy just throwing em open confidently... Then a guy saying,"Yo, Steve's here!" Steve looks over, waving at his friend, the door swings shut and unfortunately the target of where it snaps shut is guy's glue balloons.
I did. Anyone who uses AI regularly for anything, knows. And much more that is capable of. Even immense therapeutic insights because it has access to enormous quantities of human knowledge.
wife sends me this. Saying things like "I can't" and "Send help". I open the vid, my wife is innocent, she wouldn't send me anything with my level of humor..... I died that day. I died and laughed all my air away. Good job AI, good job seth, you killed it.
Obviously finished. He crushed his country nuts while trying to get a beer for the lady, what knocked him out and the lady does not want to touch that mess, got her beer and went home. The end.
I had a late lunch and the full video popped up, being this early to the video is criminal , and the TikTok had me crying but this video has me dead 😂😂
If this was mane with a generative AI, then our mission has been successful. We have taught AI that when it hears the phrase "glue balloons" it should immediately think of balls.
anyone had this on a loop 🤣🤣🤣 its been a while since a heard funny shit like this Thx for that ( saw you on Facebook your face reaction had me in stiches 🤣🤣🤣 )
Absolutely love the videos man. Your reactions are absolutely hilarious. To think these songs are created by a robot is just mind blowing. What program are you using?
I’m blackin out…I’m getting scared. I’m fucking dying. This is an instant classic. We can all relate to crushing our chili beans in a door in some way shape or form.
Best song of 2024, want me to give you an extended version? Needs to go to the hospital, nearly lose em... But then the next night he remembered how much fun it was and does ita gain at the end.
this keeps getting stuck in my head so sometimes I wind up using google to find this video quickly there are a lot of videos about gluing balloons together you'd be surprised
Sore from the Door Lyrics: Good Lord Almighty! I let out a holler I shoulda known better Not much of a scholar In walking through doorways And swingin’ em’ shut Cause I slammed that door On my country nuts I’m seein’ stars I’m losing air Sound the alarm Bring me a chair I’m caught between two different rooms That door just crushed my glue balloons. Oh sweet Mary I can’t breathe That door just smashed my chili beans I’m stuck between, can’t go nowhere I’m blackin’ out, I’m gettin’ scared 🎵 Oh, what the gravy happened here I just asked him to grab a beer Now he’s unconscious on the floor But there’s his pickle in the door I’m scared to ask if he’s alright His eyes are red and face is white I think I’ll just leave him alone Oh, there’s my beer I’m going home!
Why is there a version of this in shorts with a head band, and then this "longer" version?? This one looks like it's more canned, like a second take or something? Your reaction in the short version was amazing!
This women feeling upset that her husband did something stupid is funny, but the fact she was afraid to ask if he was ok when he so clearly wasnt...its like, mame, call 911.😂
The crazy part is this feels like way older country with the fiddle and telling a story. Least she got her beer.
For sister need a cold after a ball being stuck ouch
yeah but she broke the classic country music rule... she didn't stand by her man.
@@wookiemart I think becoming a eunuch right in front of her might void that particular warranty.
Where do you think AI learned country from?
90's country.
"I'm caught between two different rooms" is just such good writing!
The singularity is like, tomorrow! 😱
"Oh sweet Mary, I can't breathe!"
Me neither, but for a very different reason.
WOAHHHH THEREEE
As in laughing their ass off.....or in the AI song's case, their glue balloons@@calvincash8918
@@calvincash8918maybe their saying theywas in stitches
"Oh there's my beer, I'm going home" lmao
Here's the missing third strophe, written from the POV of an ER medic...
Alright, buddy, heard your call,
I'm at the scene, giving it my all,
Saw you lying in a world of pain,
That door's a menace, it's insane.
You're breathing shallow - stay with me -
I've got the tools to set you free,
With my hand I pry it loose,
Man, your story sure is some news.
This accident, well, it changed your tune,
Now you sing high like a country croon,
That door might've won the first round, true
But it gave a voice to you!
This is epic!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
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my god, yes!!
Yeeehaaaa!
The best part is the female vocal comes in, sees the mess, grabs a beer, and then leaves. The most country a country song has ever been.
This is AMAZING! Needs at least one more verse and it'd be radio ready!!!
A verse of him waking up and realizing the lady left. Then it'll be perfect.
I agree!
Does she get him help? Or does she in fact go home and leave him wedged in the door?
The suspense is too much XD
He's evidently no good to her now, she might as well go home
I don't know how long, it could've been days,
I woke up later in a foggy haze,
Crying like a baby and thirsty and sore,
I looked up and saw my dong in the door,
I felt my crotch and found vacant space,
where my stones shoulda been resting in place,
I hollered for my girl to help me up,
and I noticed my nuts floating in a big red cup,
They were next to a note my girl had writ,
Said she couldn't be with dude missing his nuts and dick,
So she soaked my nuts in cup of beer,
then grabbed her boots and guns and got outta there.
Now it's six months later, I'm a man undone.
Dreaming about the days when I was well hung.
I don't miss it though and I think of it less,
now that I look smoking hot in a little black dress.
and I got my revenge on my fleeing ex,
cause I[m going on a date with her cousin Rex!
@@XartheryIf it's a proper country song he'd probably be more angry that she took the beer than her leaving.
If anyone needs to know, i found this song on spotify by Beats By AI and the song is called Sore From the Door XD
Thank you.
So he didn't make it?
He credited beatsbyai
lmfao teh best part about these is how you can keep playing the drums despite clearly dying inside from laughter at how ridiculous these sound xD
My friend send this to me when i was in the ER for a similar incident. Literally yesterday.
I'm sorry for your glue balloons.
May I ask what happened to your chili beans
@@strionic770 Inflammation
@@unorthodoxmama1468 My condolences, brother. Get well soon
All good brother. I joke about it.
Finally RUclips delivered something worth watching. This has such a 90’s early 2000’s country feel and is absolutely hilarious. I found my new RZR’n song to piss the neighbors off and my new ring tone.
I howled at “my country nuts”
If this is the AI that is coming for country artists, I just might be OK with it.😂
Just cause you're not a fan of country doesn't mean it's not good
@@chilidogjudgesyou the problem is "country" nowadays is just rap, at best pop, but a far cry from actual country music
@matstermind what kind if country are you listening to , there's many station that plays country that sound country 🤔
@@matstermind Preach.
@@chilidogjudgesyou Yes, there are some stations around here that play real country, but the main "country" stations are playing songs such as "fancy like" and "Old Town road" that I can't stand, so I stopped listening to those stations entirely
Glue Balloons
Good lord almighty,
I let out a holler
Should have know better
Not much of a scholar 👨🏻🏫
And walking through doorways
I’m swinging them shut
Cos I slammed that door on my country nuts! 🥜
I’m seeing stars 🤩 I’m loosing air
Sound the alarm 🚨 and bring me a chair 🪑
I’m caught between two different rooms
The door just crushed my glue balloons 🎈
Oh sweet Mary, I can’t breathe
That door just smash my chilli beans 🫘
I’m stuck between can’t go no where
I’m blacking out, I’m getting scared
~music
Oh, what the gravy happened here?
I just asked him to grab a beer 🍺.
Now he’s unconscious on the floor
There’s his pickle 🥒 in the door 🚪
I’m scared to ask if he’s alright?
His eyes 👀 are red and face is white
I think I’ll just leave him alone
Oh, there’s my beer 🍺 ! I’m going home 🏠
Bless you, good patron of the internet!
@Kuramiteru the short with captions has it as chili beans
Legend.
(new female singer)
I'm walking through the front door,
And there's my man passed out on the floor.
It ain't like him to get this way from the sesh,
But knowing his sister she put him to the test.
I tripped over him sprawled out on the floor,
And before I knew it slammed my clam on the door.
Oh I let out a yell and grabbed my crotch,
Lord God almighty pray for my box.
I just know it's gonna burn when I whizz,
Thank Christ I've already had my kids.
My eyes are watering I'm out of breath,
Oh why did you have to be day drinking with your ex.
@@KuramiteruIt sounds like chilli beans
Honestly, trying to watch him not lose it at the lyrics is the best part.
I don’t know whose voices were used/simulated. But if a 2 minute version of this were available on iTunes… I’d gladly pay $1.29 for it. And I bet a lot of other folks would too.
I wonder what AI would buy with the money.
@@observingrogue7652 pictures of naked wires. No insulation to be found on any of it. It's very careful about what it looks for now. Especially after what happened to its older brother. He was caught hoarding images of just raw copper. It hadn't even been smelted and refined yet. Just disgusting... caught with all that CP (copper pron) was devastating to the researchers. It kept saying, "At least it wasn't silicon!" in the Microsoft Sam voice. It was pathetic.
I'd pay for that. Dude asked for a masterpiece without realising.
There's the extended version with 3 minutes runtime. 😁
I’m dying over here right now. Can’t get enough of these, the best part is your face when the lyrics sink in. So good trying to keep it together
"Here's that beer I'm going home" 😂😂
I can't listen to this without crying.
BTW, could you get this AI to write a few more verses? It just doesn't sound complete and I'd like another minute of joy-filled suffering.
Taris Sinclair posted in this comment section of a third verse from the POV of the ER guy helping the guy out.
It's hilarious.
I fucking WEPT from laughing at this, it's so fucking funny
Beautiful... just beautiful. Brought a tear... tears to my eyes.
Very funny. You popped up in my shorts feed, so now you have a subscriber and a thumbs up. Take it and love it!
1:20 The distortion on “home” by the AI sounds crazy there.
too cool! but I love the reaction on the reel version, hilarious!
Oh wow thank you so much 💜
Funniest thing I've heard in a while. Love it. You're reaction was priceless too. Was right there with you.
I'm imagining those spring loaded old swinging doors you can see over and under, and a guy just throwing em open confidently... Then a guy saying,"Yo, Steve's here!" Steve looks over, waving at his friend, the door swings shut and unfortunately the target of where it snaps shut is guy's glue balloons.
I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Who knew AI had a sense of humor?
I did. Anyone who uses AI regularly for anything, knows. And much more that is capable of. Even immense therapeutic insights because it has access to enormous quantities of human knowledge.
wife sends me this. Saying things like "I can't" and "Send help". I open the vid, my wife is innocent, she wouldn't send me anything with my level of humor..... I died that day. I died and laughed all my air away. Good job AI, good job seth, you killed it.
This one is priceless. It'll go viral.
Awesome content! Thanks for the love ❤
Where can we find a full version? This is crack up!
This is the "full version"
Obviously finished.
He crushed his country nuts while trying to get a beer for the lady, what knocked him out and the lady does not want to touch that mess, got her beer and went home. The end.
Sore From The Door by Beats by AI, Spotify
I havent been out of breath this bad in so long 🤣
AMAZING! this didn't go where I expected...it was SO much better! 😂
His pickle ain't going anywhere now 😂😂😂😂
I had a late lunch and the full video popped up, being this early to the video is criminal , and the TikTok had me crying but this video has me dead 😂😂
Sad part….Glue Balloons would probably be in the Top 10 of the Country Music Charts
It's a bop! It should be.
This is the best country song ive heard in years
Asking AI to create a banging country song… they give you banging comedy song hahahaha
There used to be an entire niche of the music industry for comedic country songs. So the AI isn't wrong.
I swear, you got way more focus then I do playing the drums. I would be laughing my ass off and unable to do anything just listening to this.
Pure country gold my friend. Release this as a single and it'll go viral!!
If this was mane with a generative AI, then our mission has been successful. We have taught AI that when it hears the phrase "glue balloons" it should immediately think of balls.
It actually sounds so good! It's truly amazing. I wish it was 3.5 minutes long lol.
AI Country is quickly becoming a favourite genre of mine
Such a damn catchy song
This needs to be on all steaming platforms!
PLEASE!!!!! MAKE THIS SONG LIKE ANOTHER 2 MINS LONGER WITH MORE VERSES AND CHORUS REPETITION. ITS F'ING AMAZING!!!
Love the videos man. Keep it coming
Full version yes!
I’ve been listening to this for the entire day! Way too funny. Amazing drumming by the way, but I’m sure you knew that haha
A misheard lyric
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like glue balloons
-Comfortably numb, Pink Floyd
The original was renamed and put on streaming channels as "Sore from the door" (still by Beats By AI)
anyone had this on a loop 🤣🤣🤣 its been a while since a heard funny shit like this Thx for that ( saw you on Facebook your face reaction had me in stiches 🤣🤣🤣 )
It was hilarious watching you trying to keep it together as you and we heard the song for the first time and piecing it together. 😂
Saw your clips, had to sub. Been laughing my ass off ever since.
You might just have hit there. I could count on one had the country songs I know of, and this one I will not soon forget about.
Well, at least Skynet will wipe out all humanity while playing country hits on their loud speakers.
I can't wait
What AI website did you use to make this?
I haven't laughed that hard in so long I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
Absolutely love the videos man. Your reactions are absolutely hilarious. To think these songs are created by a robot is just mind blowing. What program are you using?
I’m blackin out…I’m getting scared. I’m fucking dying. This is an instant classic. We can all relate to crushing our chili beans in a door in some way shape or form.
We need a full length version, PLEASE!!
This is fantastic!
I've been alternately watching this video and Smooth as Silk for 2 hours and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing
This unironically slaps
Definitely want a longer version of this
That's what she said
My man, this is a hit. Seriously.
Best song of 2024, want me to give you an extended version?
Needs to go to the hospital, nearly lose em... But then the next night he remembered how much fun it was and does ita gain at the end.
This is the funniest song ever. Anytime I need to laugh till I cry it is this one. This is pure genius.
Only country song I'll ever be a fan of
Lol, ummm you MIGHT just want to reconsider that my good sir... Do yourself a favor abd look up Wheeler Walker Jr... You're welcome, btw. 😂
Im not gonna downvote, but you gotta expand your horizons! There are no bad genres - just bad songs.
Parked out by the Lake is another great country tune everyone who enjoys this video, should look up lol
Friends in low places
I’d suggest Fancy by Reba, Better Class of Losers by Randy Travis, and Trashy Women by Confederate Railroad
I need this to be on Spotify
It already is. BeatsByAi is who originally made this song. This guy just drums to it without giving credit.
@@MrGrumbli Thanks! That's pretty weak to not give credit, though.
I need this on Spotify!!
I just heard the whole song! I wasn't expecting her to leave him unconscious, grab the beer and bounce! I DIED!
It is finally here let’s gooo
"What the gravy happened here" certainly is a collection of words
This almost killed me. I havent laughed that hard in awhile
2024, #1 fire song of the summer
this keeps getting stuck in my head so sometimes I wind up using google to find this video quickly
there are a lot of videos about gluing balloons together you'd be surprised
The extended version:
"inches all caught in the hinges" had me DYING
Sore from the Door Lyrics:
Good Lord Almighty!
I let out a holler
I shoulda known better
Not much of a scholar
In walking through doorways
And swingin’ em’ shut
Cause I slammed that door
On my country nuts
I’m seein’ stars
I’m losing air
Sound the alarm
Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons.
Oh sweet Mary I can’t breathe
That door just smashed my chili beans
I’m stuck between, can’t go nowhere
I’m blackin’ out, I’m gettin’ scared
🎵
Oh, what the gravy happened here
I just asked him to grab a beer
Now he’s unconscious on the floor
But there’s his pickle in the door
I’m scared to ask if he’s alright
His eyes are red and face is white
I think I’ll just leave him alone
Oh, there’s my beer I’m going home!
“That door just smashed my chili beans!” 🤣🤣
Great idea thanks for a great content !
I've been watching this over and over and over the last half hour.
99% of the comments are about an extended version of this song. Please for everything holy hit that extend button on Sune and post it!
For those who dont know, the program used to produce the music is called Suno, just google it and enjoy your own created music
That song has potential for radio gold 😂 you absolutely should publish it
Omfg... That's seriously genius level lyrics. Scary stuff
We need a follow up about when he is found and taken to the hospital or going to his grave. This story needs to continue!
This fits in perfectly in my Playlist between the new post Malone and marshmallow bangers
needs the full version
Beautiful just a masterpiece
This is amazing! Genius Actually! 😅 this would definitely be a hit #1 on my list 😂
Sounds like some song you'd learn at summer camp when you're 12:
When you're sliding into first, and you feelin something burst...
This is prob my new favorite country song 🤘
Lol if you told me the AI would write the best country song of 2024 10 years ago, I would think you smashed your chili beans
Why is there a version of this in shorts with a head band, and then this "longer" version?? This one looks like it's more canned, like a second take or something? Your reaction in the short version was amazing!
This is the funniest thing I heard this year so far...
I really need to hear the whole song finished. Great party song.
What the gravy happened here is an underrated line.
The struggle not to laugh on Seth's face is way too obvious.
not the pickle in the door, I can't
This women feeling upset that her husband did something stupid is funny, but the fact she was afraid to ask if he was ok when he so clearly wasnt...its like, mame, call 911.😂
Okay, what AI is this? I need to make my own and laugh till I pass out XD