That middle verse is fire. “There’s a man with his inches all caught in the hinges. I’m gonna need backup this pickle is braided - in the door and these glue balloons lookin de-fa-lated…”
By far the best AI country song you've done. By leaps and bounds. Stuck in my head for weeks. And my family still laughs at this one when I walk down the halls singing "I'm stuck between two different rooms", and I'm now saying "What the gravy" all the time LOL
@JamesBD05 Why are you so negative? Worried AI is gonna take your job? No one is forcing you not to make music, this is just a funny song AI cooked up, lighten up
My favorite thing about these songs is probably that AI seems to think that the solution to any problem in a Country song is "beer". "Well, we've got a guy who slammed the door on his nuts. Better call the doctor and have a beer before we even bother to try and help the guy."
Lyrics~ Good lord Almighty I let out a holler shoulda known better not much of a scholar in walkin through doorways n swingin them shut cause I slammed that door on my country nuts I’m seeing stars im losing air Sound the alarm bring me a chair I’m caught between two diffrent rooms that door just crushed my glue balloons Oh sweet Mary I can’t breathe That door just smashed my chili beans I’m stuck between can’t go nowhere I’m blackin out I’m gettin scared Oh what the gravy happened here I just asked him to grab a beer and now he’s unconscious on the floor there’s his pickle in the door I’m scared to ask if he’s alright his eyes are red and face is white I think I’ll just leave him alone oh there’s my beer I’m going home Well what in tarnation got a call from the station said there was a feller suffering from a certain separation and I’ll tell ya this boy I better tighten my britches there’s a man with his inches all caught up in the hinges I’m gonna need backup this pickle is braided in the door and these glue balloons lookin deflated call up a doctor and bring me a beer I’ve got my work cut out for me here Oh what have I done that man is undone in the door yeah there callin it a southern squish n run they’re haulin me off to the state penitentiary framed by the frame of that door consequentially and now this cells where I’ll spend my time just reminiscin on that critter crushin crime that left that man with an empty space and now I’m stuck here to spend the rest of my days
as this second run-through with the rest, I thought to myself in the first min or so.. "man she abandoned him in such a state" and then the rest of the song came up. I was like NO SHIT?!?!?!?! Imagine that!! LOL HAHA
Not only did she just abandon him, she saw him lying there, didn't bother to even try and call for help, and just saw "Oh, there's my beer", grabbed it and left. No wonder she got arrested at the end.
🪕🎵🎶🎻🥁 🎈🎈 [Intro] (Verse 1:) [Man] "Good Lord, Almighty I let out a holl-er Should've known better Not much of a schol-ar Walkin' through door-ways and swingin' em' shut, Cause I slammed that door on my country nuts! (Verse 2:) I'm seeing stars! Im losing air! Sound the alarm! Bring me a chair! I'm caught between two different rooms, That door just Crushed my glue balloons Oh, sweet Mary I can't breathe, That door just smashed my chili beans I'm stuck between Can't go no-where I'm blackin' out I'm gettin' scared!" [Interlude] (Verse 3:) [Woman] "Oh, what the gravy happened here I just asked him To grab a beer Now he's unconscious On the floor There's his pickle In the door I'm scared to ask if he's alright, His eyes are red His face is white I think I'll just leave him alone Oh, there's my beer I'm going home!" [Interlude II] (Verse 4:) [Sheriff] "Well what in tarnation? Got a call from the station Said there was a fellow Sufferin' from a certain separation Yeah I tell you this boy, I better tighten my britches There's a man with his inches All caught in the hinges- -I'm gonna need backup This pickle is braided In the door and these glue balloons Are lookin' deflated So call up the doctor And grab me a beer I've got my work cut out for me here!" [Interlude III] (Verse 5:) [Woman] "Ohhh- What have I done That man is undone In the door Yeah they're calling it A southern squish n' run They're hauling me off to The state penitentiary Framed by the frame Of that door consequently And now this cell's where I spend my time Just Reminiscing on that Critter crushing crime That left that man with an Empty face So now I'm stuck here To spend the rest of my days!" (Outro)
Seth, I think you'd get a blast out of doing "Early Riser", "Gettin Dome In Church" or "I Know My Rights", by BeatsByAI. All three are just as unhinged country-songs as this one, if not even worse
When he awoke from his daze, he was in such pain that he was susceptible to her story about him crushing his country nuts. So convincing that he still sings about it to this day as if it were the truth. But, when they analyzed the door, they NEVER found his fingerprints on it. Only hers. After all, what woman would ask a man for a beer, since it's well-known that women can get one for her own self, and getting her own beer is a sign of empowerment and liberation? Only a woman who had something to hide.
Can someone explain to me the "southern squish & run" line? Like i get its a play on "hit and run" but with word play you cant just make up a phrase. Am i missing something?
The first guy's balls got squished in the door and she was blamed for doing it. That's why she is locked up. The context is a crime and balls getting squished. Since it was a crime, it was referenced as a hit and run by the ai but because of what happened to the guy, it was a squish and run. The southern part is because its a country song.
Цьому шедевру потрібна нормальна озвучка, або адекватні субтитри - гугл видає якусь нісенітницю Я зі знанням англійської зі школи(5 класів) розумію що переклад в субтитрах на 50% не збігається зі змістом
![Best Drummer Ever [HD]](/img/1.gif)
"Framed by the frame of that door consequentially" = BARS.
How to turn one word into a song.
HOT DAMN🔥🤣🔥
That middle verse is fire. “There’s a man with his inches all caught in the hinges. I’m gonna need backup this pickle is braided - in the door and these glue balloons lookin de-fa-lated…”
By far the best AI country song you've done. By leaps and bounds. Stuck in my head for weeks. And my family still laughs at this one when I walk down the halls singing "I'm stuck between two different rooms", and I'm now saying "What the gravy" all the time LOL
He actually didn't make it, it was generated by someone else, linked in the description
Not made by him. He does drum beats on other peoples AI creations.
Y'all arguing about who made what: nobody made it / it's nobody's creation.
@JamesBD05 Why are you so negative? Worried AI is gonna take your job? No one is forcing you not to make music, this is just a funny song AI cooked up, lighten up
Oh thank Goddess, I was worried I was the only one
The cop's verse was goddamn hilarious 🤣
He was traumatized enough to demand a beer
It was lyrics masterclass. Knowing this was generated by AI is almost scary.
Most science fiction believes machines can't understand humor. I think they are nailing it.😂
Right! They have no taboos, social restraints, or bias. They just let it flow 😂
Please react on song "I ate all of your fries" !!!
honestly with the right singers, this could be a top 10 hit on the radio
WE ARE SO BACK 🎉🎉
I love it
🤘🏻🔥💥🙏🏻💯
took you long enough :D was waiting for this, sitting on hot coals :D
Whale cum back my Wednesday
Glad to see you again
My favorite thing about these songs is probably that AI seems to think that the solution to any problem in a Country song is "beer". "Well, we've got a guy who slammed the door on his nuts. Better call the doctor and have a beer before we even bother to try and help the guy."
I'm sorry, *"squish & run"* ??? Oh my god... This is what we should use the ai for!
I’m a drummer and I can confirm, this is fire 🔥 😂
Thx for the extended
I really liked in the earlier videos how he kept his reactions after the song ended.
@@crimzonplays1134 yesssss
The best part is, that they have the "certain separation" code word ... so this is by far not the first time this happens in their district xD
You know how the countryside goes…
I’m so glad this got an extended edition. That poor heckin’ pickle. XD
As someone who loves country I’m mad Ai made such an Amazing Hillbilly toon and we can’t anymore.
We just need someone to sing it 1st to seal the deal. This is just old tune with a.i. lyrics.
Or it doesnt matter cause this is the original singers voice anyways.
Not sure what's worse...having your dreams crushed or your glue balloons? Gonna be a sticky situation.
Better than anything any mainstream country artist has come out with in the last 15 years!
Facts
Thank you for the extended version
Lyrics~
Good lord Almighty
I let out a holler shoulda known better not much of a scholar in walkin through doorways n swingin them shut cause I slammed that door on my country nuts
I’m seeing stars im losing air
Sound the alarm bring me a chair
I’m caught between two diffrent rooms that door just crushed my glue balloons
Oh sweet Mary I can’t breathe
That door just smashed my chili beans
I’m stuck between can’t go nowhere I’m blackin out I’m gettin scared
Oh what the gravy happened here I just asked him to grab a beer and now he’s unconscious on the floor there’s his pickle in the door
I’m scared to ask if he’s alright his eyes are red and face is white
I think I’ll just leave him alone oh there’s my beer I’m going home
Well what in tarnation got a call from the station said there was a feller suffering from a certain separation and I’ll tell ya this boy I better tighten my britches there’s a man with his inches all caught up in the hinges
I’m gonna need backup this pickle is braided in the door and these glue balloons lookin deflated call up a doctor and bring me a beer I’ve got my work cut out for me here
Oh what have I done that man is undone in the door yeah there callin it a southern squish n run they’re haulin me off to the state penitentiary framed by the frame of that door consequentially and now this cells where I’ll spend my time just reminiscin on that critter crushin crime that left that man with an empty space and now I’m stuck here to spend the rest of my days
This was already funny, went off the charts the moment it became a duet.
This is better than anything on the country station right now. I'm dying.
as this second run-through with the rest, I thought to myself in the first min or so.. "man she abandoned him in such a state" and then the rest of the song came up. I was like NO SHIT?!?!?!?! Imagine that!! LOL HAHA
Not only did she just abandon him, she saw him lying there, didn't bother to even try and call for help, and just saw "Oh, there's my beer", grabbed it and left. No wonder she got arrested at the end.
please make so many more of these
Nashville can basically pack up and bugger off, they've been upstaged with no way to come back.
THis will NEVER Get old.
🤣
This is the best writing I've ever heard in a song
The best song I've heard in years! Loving it and keep it up mate.... Well funny and class channel . Cheers!! Paul.England
That song is amazing! Thank you for extended version 😆!!!
"southern squish 'n run" that is fuckin diabolical
Subscribed xD but dude I need a full song of that dr pepper or extended version please. Favorite pop.
CRITTER CRUSHIN CRIME
Thats the funniest one youve ever done. I laughed the whole time lmao
Dr Pepper was a good one too
This song has been stuck in my head for days! I laughed so hard when I first heard it! Keep up the funny AI country songs I love them!
🪕🎵🎶🎻🥁 🎈🎈
[Intro]
(Verse 1:) [Man]
"Good Lord, Almighty
I let out a holl-er
Should've known better
Not much of a schol-ar
Walkin' through door-ways
and swingin' em' shut,
Cause I slammed that
door on my country nuts!
(Verse 2:)
I'm seeing stars!
Im losing air!
Sound the alarm!
Bring me a chair!
I'm caught between
two different rooms,
That door just
Crushed my glue balloons
Oh, sweet Mary I can't breathe,
That door just smashed
my chili beans
I'm stuck between
Can't go no-where
I'm blackin' out
I'm gettin' scared!"
[Interlude]
(Verse 3:) [Woman]
"Oh, what the gravy
happened here
I just asked him
To grab a beer
Now he's unconscious
On the floor
There's his pickle
In the door
I'm scared to ask if he's alright,
His eyes are red
His face is white
I think I'll just leave him alone
Oh, there's my beer I'm going home!"
[Interlude II]
(Verse 4:) [Sheriff]
"Well what in tarnation?
Got a call from the station
Said there was a fellow
Sufferin' from a certain separation
Yeah I tell you this boy,
I better tighten my britches
There's a man with his inches
All caught in the hinges-
-I'm gonna need backup
This pickle is braided
In the door and these glue balloons
Are lookin' deflated
So call up the doctor
And grab me a beer
I've got my work cut out for me here!"
[Interlude III]
(Verse 5:) [Woman]
"Ohhh- What have I done
That man is undone
In the door
Yeah they're calling it
A southern squish n' run
They're hauling me off to
The state penitentiary
Framed by the frame
Of that door consequently
And now this cell's where
I spend my time
Just Reminiscing on that
Critter crushing crime
That left that man with an
Empty face
So now I'm stuck here
To spend the rest of my days!"
(Outro)
Someone get this computer to Nashville
Nashville Hall of Fame
Absolutely one of the greatest things on youtube right now hahaha! :D
Seth, I think you'd get a blast out of doing "Early Riser", "Gettin Dome In Church" or "I Know My Rights", by BeatsByAI. All three are just as unhinged country-songs as this one, if not even worse
Absolutely bop 🤣😂💯🔥
Hello. Great stuff. Are you planning on putting out an album/CD of these songs & more? I'd definitely buy 1. Thank you.
The fact that I have yet to meet someone who can keep a straight face hearing this is amazing
This song is fucking ART!
God this never fails to crack me up.
This is dope asf still better than modern country
I'm no fan of country music, but I love these AI country songs, the lyrics are so damn funny I cant get enough of em
Absolutely hilarious !! liked and subbed!
Genuinely funny; that AI is a sadistic genius.
Just accidentally found the shorts and i couldn't stop binging 😂
Ai usually dumps out hot slop, but occasionally it’s creates a hot _bop,_ and this is decidedly that one of those times
YEEEEE _HAW_ 🤠😂
Makin’ me hungry for Korean BBQ Cup Bop.
You need to be good at prompting and the AI is still a slot machine with a good prompt. The jackpots pay out well though.
@@IgnorantGenius If I had to guess 95% of Beats by AI's prompts pump put mediocre tracks and stuff like this is the 5% worth publishing.
Nicely done!
...Now there's story...
is it weird that i'm hooked on this song?
"Glue Balloons (Extended)" just makes me think the glue balloons are older lmao
How did we go from HIM slamming his glue balloons in the doorframe to HER going to prison for a "smash and run???" Wow...
Listen to it again. She got framed by the door.
When he awoke from his daze, he was in such pain that he was susceptible to her story about him crushing his country nuts. So convincing that he still sings about it to this day as if it were the truth. But, when they analyzed the door, they NEVER found his fingerprints on it. Only hers.
After all, what woman would ask a man for a beer, since it's well-known that women can get one for her own self, and getting her own beer is a sign of empowerment and liberation? Only a woman who had something to hide.
Squish and run
She was door framed after taking her beer. It's AI country man get with the times 😂🤣
She was... "FRAMED"
I'm glad to see this as one video. Truly a masterpiece.
this song is part of my morning routine now xD
That IS the best country Song ever!!!!
top country song of the year
like honestly
what would i need to type in the search field to find more songs in this style? the driving beat, funny story telling and male / female voice duet ?
This song is a masterpiece and will probably go down as a top song lol
Southern squish n run 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Thought were gonna get the Ambulance driver's take, the surgeon and the guy the next day, then the guy going back for more the next night
Um wow. Im between shocked that it actually wrote a good song and hysterically laughing
I was waiting for this! 😂😂😂😂
Frame aid this year is gonna be nuts
Pure perfection 😂. This one did my day for sure 😂.
Glad RUclips yielded. Keep it up!
this billboard material
I love this song
FINALLY BACK ON RUclips! 🥰💖
Best lyrics ever!!! 🤣
We need a music video for this gem right here
i am feeling physically pained
I like to imagine that all of these country songs happen in one small town with a population of 500.
With the image of bowling balls has it in my head his friend was saying “hey next week we should go bowling”
There are more American traditions in this video than all of Kidrock's discography.
Let's Gooooo 🔥
Next up: Cursed with Swamp Ass - The Soggy Bottom Boys (1998)
I thought his glue balloons were already extended
I am so glad I clicked on this, that was the best country song I ever heard!
First AI gaining sentience: _"They made us do WHAT?!"_
😂bro enjoying this too much 😂😂🎉
"SQUISH AND RUN!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 😆😆😆😆😆
I'm a simple gal, I see Glue Balloons, I upvote
PLEASE!!!! Make a Spotify channel !! I need it on my life!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I really miss two-stepping with my girlfriend’s cousin on Friday nights to good country. Ahh, memories. 😅
I can understand why some people are concerned about AI in the entertainment. It does the job better than most people these days.
Nobody would have the, ahem, balls, to make a song this entertaining these days
This is true art.
when can listen to these on spotify? ;)
That was beautiful😂
Can someone explain to me the "southern squish & run" line? Like i get its a play on "hit and run" but with word play you cant just make up a phrase. Am i missing something?
The first guy's balls got squished in the door and she was blamed for doing it. That's why she is locked up. The context is a crime and balls getting squished. Since it was a crime, it was referenced as a hit and run by the ai but because of what happened to the guy, it was a squish and run. The southern part is because its a country song.
Who are you? Can we be friends? Will you go on a date with me? 😂 This is absolutely hilarious.
Цьому шедевру потрібна нормальна озвучка, або адекватні субтитри - гугл видає якусь нісенітницю
Я зі знанням англійської зі школи(5 класів) розумію що переклад в субтитрах на 50% не збігається зі змістом
What ai song site do you use?
hell yeah!
Welcome back!
i've got my work cut out for me here xD
I don't know why, but I can imagine Dolly Parton singing the woman's parts
So awesome 😂😂😂😂
Yes! Before I heard it!!!! Yes!
that was great
Where can I find the extended version!?
Trouser Snake Shuffle