Top 10 WORST SPONGEBOB CREEPYPASTAS (feat. PhantomStrider)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge  7 лет назад +741

    MERRY EARLY Christmas, everyone! Here's my Christmas gift to you (alongside some additional info!). Thank you so much for 200,000 subscribers as well! You're all awesome. To any authors who may come across this video, please don’t take it to heart! I’m not criticising you as people, only your stories, so please do keep writing and improving! These videos are not meant to be hurtful and just in good fun and I would never wanna discourage you from trying again, and I hope I wasn’t too mean in this video! Keep at it!
    EDIT: To clear up any confusion, each story featured in this video used to be in the ”Pasta Trying To Be Good” category on the Trollpasta wiki, meaning they were most likely intended to be serious stories before being moved to the wiki... though sometimes it’s hard to tell. To be fair, that first Plankton story may have been a joke story, but hey, it was still really funny!
    Oh, and yes, that one other story was most likely referring to Larry the Lobster. Mistakes happen! :P
    Also, no offense meant to Polish people, you're cool! I was just poking fun at how specific that one story was with its location. However, as some commenters have notified me of, it turns out Poland of all places sometimes air uncut Spongebob episodes for some reason, so hey, that’s what the story was referring to!
    I also apologize for referring to one of the authors as an "idiot" in the video, this was uncalled for and rude. I was referring to the fictional main character of the story, but see how it could be perceived as otherwise, just so that is clear.
    Thanks for reading! Have a good one!

    • @creeksidestudiospodcastchannel
      @creeksidestudiospodcastchannel 7 лет назад +5

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +2

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Merry Christmas Dennis! 😁🎄

    • @DominiqueSBG
      @DominiqueSBG 7 лет назад +3

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I think when he said Larry.He was talking about Larry the Lobster.The Lifegurad.LOVE YOUR VIDEOS.❤❤

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +2

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 6:44: What if the injuries are HYPER-REALISTIC? They could look more disgusting than the nasty gross out SpongeBob later used. 😂

    • @Rickzilla
      @Rickzilla 7 лет назад +2

      HoodoHoodlumsRevenge tell me you've never seen the most dangerous, the most vile, the most gut wrenching SpongeBob lost episode in the world.
      Here it is.
      ruclips.net/video/dj8LJhCo5y8/видео.html

  • @linkthepringlesman3951
    @linkthepringlesman3951 7 лет назад +2081

    Gary had a scar on his legs? Um.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +109

      Link the Pringles Man It's weird that Dennis didn't mention that Gary doesn't have legs.

    • @RWQFSFASXC-qc5fq
      @RWQFSFASXC-qc5fq 7 лет назад +117

      Link the Pringles Man According to the episode, "Your Shoe's untied", he does

    • @youtubesfavoriteidot7714
      @youtubesfavoriteidot7714 7 лет назад +20

      Link the Pringles Man so I like Pringles can you get me some please

    • @snoc637
      @snoc637 6 лет назад +12

      That was exactly what i thought!! Weird how hoodo didn't actually mention it...

    • @hazelrollins8080
      @hazelrollins8080 5 лет назад +3

      😑😑😑😑

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 5 лет назад +991

    "The episode was entirely different"
    "The episode began normally"
    MAKE UP YOUR MIND

    • @breadman1478
      @breadman1478 4 года назад +5

      SeveralCakes time stamp pls

    • @youssifbaliggamingandrecor7146
      @youssifbaliggamingandrecor7146 4 года назад +6

      I was a teenager Gary wasn't scary at all I have my check so (😉)

    • @V-H-S-q3n
      @V-H-S-q3n 3 года назад +8

      I think it meant only the beginning of the episode that was normal.

    • @teencrisis4750
      @teencrisis4750 3 года назад +2

      @@V-H-S-q3n yUP

    • @teencrisis4750
      @teencrisis4750 3 года назад +3

      They meant it was different but started out normal

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 5 лет назад +647

    I like how most of the bad Spongebob creepypastas are named something like:
    -spongebob lost tape
    -spongebob lost episode
    -spongebob original pilot
    -spongebob weird episode
    -spongebob episode ???

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 4 года назад +12

      this comment had 69 likes

    • @non-toxic7227
      @non-toxic7227 4 года назад +5

      more like 96 likes-

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 4 года назад +7

      @Unojhiir0 haha sex joke go bruuuuuuu

    • @gamesinc8568
      @gamesinc8568 4 года назад +3

      You for got SpongeBob.Whatever

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 4 года назад

      @lovezemiraxo xoxo16 look at the date i posted the reply

  • @khalilnevels8926
    @khalilnevels8926 3 года назад +365

    "PLankton ripped his skin off"
    He did that like 3 times before, thats pretty normal

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 2 года назад +34

      @Chainmastress34 And when he ripped his skin off, THE ARTISTS HAD A BUDGET TO WORK WITH! _AAAAAAAAAHHH!_

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions Год назад +8

      this is only plankton btw skin being peeled off or ripped off is a pretty normal Tuesday for sponge bob episodes.

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 5 месяцев назад +3

      yeah it is normal for a cartoon.

  • @AiraRia
    @AiraRia 7 лет назад +912

    I can't believe you just made me listen to the words "Oozing out of Spongebob's holes" with my own two, virginal ears

    • @loxyloafcake5184
      @loxyloafcake5184 7 лет назад +63

      Your ears aren’t virgins anymore.

    • @AiraRia
      @AiraRia 7 лет назад +41

      Joshua Stone Most definitely not, no

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 7 лет назад +32

      ...Aand now I cannot eat my banana porridge anymore. Why Spongebob Why?!

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 7 лет назад +10

      Same here.

    • @goatedbasketball
      @goatedbasketball 6 лет назад +24

      Anti-Aira I read that as “vaginal ears”

  • @theabandonedadventurers2713
    @theabandonedadventurers2713 6 лет назад +511

    23:22 "Then a deep russian voice could be hear in the background saying RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN, THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE!"

    • @ChillDragon
      @ChillDragon 5 лет назад +30

      RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREAYEST LOVE MACHINE, IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON!

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 5 лет назад +9

      *Cue the USSR theme!*

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 5 лет назад +4

      *beutiful*

    • @hoovy522
      @hoovy522 5 лет назад +2

      Eusufedyddyeheyeeeffheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeededdddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeyetyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @gubadagoober
      @gubadagoober 5 лет назад

      And hear in the backround да кошка

  • @funydog5612
    @funydog5612 7 лет назад +378

    These creepypastas aren't real. None of these were from Gamestop.

    • @SanixPlayz
      @SanixPlayz 6 лет назад +2

      I know duh

    • @MarlinM55
      @MarlinM55 6 лет назад +9

      And most of them didn’t have enough blood!
      -10/10

    • @shutupberdly
      @shutupberdly 5 лет назад +4

      They didn't have enough Hyper- realistic blood

    • @kevinredford2946
      @kevinredford2946 4 года назад +1

      True... i had been through many game stop shops and i don't see any creepy games about spongebob...

    • @tugmylantern4244
      @tugmylantern4244 4 года назад +1

      You dingus of course they are not at gamestop...they are on EBAY as all spoopy games are.

  • @popdg352
    @popdg352 4 года назад +397

    35:56 " He grabbed a *knife* and *shot* Plankton"
    Do you also use forks to drink soup?

    • @wavleoo
      @wavleoo 4 года назад +9

      or do u eat soup from a cup

    • @2006HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST
      @2006HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST 3 года назад +31

      He said “chopped”, not shot.

    • @popdg352
      @popdg352 3 года назад +20

      @@2006HONDACIVICENTHUSIEST That makes more sense,altough it's kinda hard to hear what he's saying I suppose that should be it

    • @BlueBeluga
      @BlueBeluga 3 года назад +7

      You mean ysgramor's soup spoon?

    • @thatinternetguy4548
      @thatinternetguy4548 3 года назад

      Ah yes, the lava from drinks water

  • @linebeckthejohoe4876
    @linebeckthejohoe4876 7 лет назад +190

    *SESAME STREET EPISODE 0 INTENSIFIES*

  • @smolbean2012
    @smolbean2012 7 лет назад +1107

    “English is my favorite continent”

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 7 лет назад +1783

    Fantastic work on this Dennis! It was great fun to look through these Creepypastas with you. Never laughed so much trying to read a story before XD

    • @KDogwithtjack
      @KDogwithtjack 7 лет назад +18

      PhantomStrider ah man I love your channel!!!

    • @priest1091
      @priest1091 7 лет назад +18

      PhantomStrider how did you forget about Larry the lobster

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 лет назад +7

      PhantomStrider These stories were so poorly written you can't help but laugh.

    • @brickfighter1320
      @brickfighter1320 7 лет назад +2

      PhantomStrider he returned that favor

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 7 лет назад +4

      These are all so bad, but you and Dennis did a good job!

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 4 года назад +313

    it's been 3 years, where the hell is the hyper-realistic spongebob that will kill us all?

    • @T.r.a.i.n
      @T.r.a.i.n 2 года назад +11

      he still isnt here

    • @toby-fp6sp
      @toby-fp6sp 2 года назад

      @@T.r.a.i.n I killed him.

    • @T.r.a.i.n
      @T.r.a.i.n 2 года назад +1

      @@toby-fp6sp nice

    • @toby-fp6sp
      @toby-fp6sp 2 года назад +2

      @@T.r.a.i.n thx

    • @Tavdogg11
      @Tavdogg11 2 года назад +15

      The varus came around, so maybe that was his goal all along?

  • @ttibiaa
    @ttibiaa 5 лет назад +527

    I love how every terrible creepy pasta starts with
    “I used to be a huge fan of -thing creepy pasta is based off of- .... But not anymore.....”
    Then...
    “But -main character from thing creepy pasta is based off of- starts murdering -said main characters friend- !”

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 года назад +39

      And then, -insert another character killing themselves- and is shown with hyper realistic blood!

    • @jennifertucker1496
      @jennifertucker1496 4 года назад +5

      Can you reply to this reply with the grammatically correct version of the second quote? Thx

    • @DEEZTHE
      @DEEZTHE 3 года назад +7

      And then the BREAKING of the tape/disk

    • @alexisfrias1503
      @alexisfrias1503 3 года назад +3

      This video came out 3 years ago for me and spongebob said he will find us in 3 years

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 3 года назад +2

      It is more realistic than real life blood!!

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 7 лет назад +223

    We didn't stab Squidward! He ran into our knife ten times!

  • @asdfasdg9845
    @asdfasdg9845 7 лет назад +285

    These creepy pastas are like English assignments I do at 2 am and find out I completely failed and have to redo them completely.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 лет назад +6

      normalfag They're more like doing homework for a class you hate so you decide to half ass it just to try to get the lowest passing grade you can.

    • @gamergaming00
      @gamergaming00 6 лет назад +3

      that name though

  • @Error_Return
    @Error_Return 4 года назад +129

    Spongebob creepypastas in a nutshell : I used to love spongebob but not anymore and then i died.

    • @stepstep838
      @stepstep838 4 года назад +11

      And I turn into a Skeleton

    • @magnuslover2143
      @magnuslover2143 2 года назад +9

      @@stepstep838 hyper-realistic skeleton*

    • @scarebear1265
      @scarebear1265 2 года назад +7

      And then I died a hyper realistic death with lots of hyper realistic blood

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +2

      And then I got a SpongeBob VHS tape which showed someone pooping midway through the episode

    • @hemsasdemons
      @hemsasdemons Год назад

      I hyperrealistically died with hyperrealistic blood. The end.

  • @Phantom_scramble
    @Phantom_scramble 7 лет назад +142

    So I’m not the only one who keeps a chainsaw by my side while I play spingbill. That’s nice

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah
      I keep an ICBM near me at all times. Sometimes a lightsaber

    • @Phantom_scramble
      @Phantom_scramble 7 лет назад +1

      Carlos D Rodriguez safety first right? you never know when some spoopy shit could down

    • @Weetaweet
      @Weetaweet 7 лет назад

      10:14

    • @kyle7170
      @kyle7170 6 лет назад

      Carlos D Rodriguez I have a double barrel shotgun on my bedside

    • @Weetaweet
      @Weetaweet 6 лет назад

      TheSuperKyleReactsTV I have a fully loaded BFG-9000 and a ak-47

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 5 лет назад +319

    "Why would you watch static for 5 minutes?"
    Well, people watched a guy kicking an empty Coke bottle across Africa for an hour and a half (yes that's a real movie, but i never saw it, nor do i know the title)

    • @scarfdragon4626
      @scarfdragon4626 5 лет назад +49

      I'm pretty sure I know what movie you're talking about.
      I've seen it, and -I personally think it's a damn good movie- I mean you're not wrong.
      I think the title's "The Gods Must be Crazy," so there you go.

    • @bananaman677
      @bananaman677 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, that movie has MUCH more to it

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 года назад

      -oh-

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 года назад

      -vhvuvvuguv distic Harishchandra SucidEsixjjxsishxudgsjshshhxhshzhhhisbtheanswerfoemeiwannaendmejssjhsendhelpuwb-

    • @vaultdweller2295
      @vaultdweller2295 4 года назад +30

      There’s a movie that’s an 8 hour still shot of the Empire State Building

  • @ookiebookiegaming
    @ookiebookiegaming 5 лет назад +132

    Author:”I’ll never play a spongebob game again”
    Me:sad since he’s gonna miss out on Battle for Bikini Bottom Remastered

  • @RenIsNotHere
    @RenIsNotHere 6 лет назад +567

    *H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C*

    • @foxlambert1743
      @foxlambert1743 5 лет назад +18

      Aaaaaand the nightmares are back. Thanks "Victim one"

    • @NiePowiemCi
      @NiePowiemCi 5 лет назад +20

      H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C K

    • @neonblack4516
      @neonblack4516 5 лет назад +4

      *HYPER-REALISTIC*

    • @mansondaddy97dotmidi
      @mansondaddy97dotmidi 5 лет назад +9

      lost episode creepypasta checklist
      -black sharpie
      -"whatever you do, do not watch this/ if you found this, destroy it!!!! one one"
      -hyperrealistic bloodddddddddd
      -intern
      -"was this all just a prank?"
      -"ZOMG DEAD CHARACTER!!11111"
      -protagonist dies after watching/scarred for life

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 5 лет назад +4

      Wait a nice seen of mario

  • @grandtheftaero1
    @grandtheftaero1 6 лет назад +415

    Hey Hoodlum. I was the guy who wrote Spongebobs Weird Episode. I wrote that around 4/5 years ago when I was like 10 or some shit. It's very bad but I am surprised you found it and cool you narrated it as I am a huge fan of your channel. But yeah hadn't thought of that story in years until your narration, it's pretty bad yeah lol

    • @grandtheftaero1
      @grandtheftaero1 6 лет назад +91

      Also, wow, my story got edited to shit. The story is barely the same. I never added the blood, police, screamer, FOX, Nickelodeon etc. The story is barely the same than how I wrote it. The only thing that is the same is the part where I say my name lol

    • @minnin4132
      @minnin4132 6 лет назад +7

      :o

    • @starbutterfly9036
      @starbutterfly9036 6 лет назад +10

      How did it go originally?

    • @presleygriffiths9037
      @presleygriffiths9037 6 лет назад +20

      GrandTheftAero
      What am I?
      Awful story by a 10 yr old?
      No! I’m weird Episode!
      What’s the difference?

    • @sarahevans5217
      @sarahevans5217 6 лет назад +1

      GrandTheftAero sucks 🤢🤮

  • @kittenlover-yk5hx
    @kittenlover-yk5hx 7 лет назад +105

    I'm watching actual spongebob right now, and the music lines up perfectly.

    • @sallyh1480
      @sallyh1480 7 лет назад +10

      Spongebob really does have a scene for everything

  • @loquita-lostwave
    @loquita-lostwave 4 года назад +118

    “gary has a scar on his legs”
    what LEGS he’s a SNAIL

    • @UntalentedBrick
      @UntalentedBrick 3 года назад +8

      i mean did you see that one episode when spongebob doesn't know how to tie his shoe?

    • @Showtunediva
      @Showtunediva 3 года назад +4

      There is an episode where Gary got legs,

    • @janetlaytham8991
      @janetlaytham8991 3 года назад +2

      Wait technically a snail's body is called a foot... so is the part of the snail in the shell a leg???? 0_0

  • @Minittwastaken
    @Minittwastaken 5 лет назад +625

    Spongebob Squarepants: BATTLE FOR THE DEAD: Rehydrated

    • @jaxonbishop4530
      @jaxonbishop4530 5 лет назад +8

      Nice

    • @UnknownRayDar
      @UnknownRayDar 4 года назад +15

      Requiem [ACT 2] Revelations G.O.T.Y Edition 76 Deluxe DX

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 4 года назад +31

      PLAYING Spongebob Squarepants: BATTLE FOR THE DEAD: REHYDRATED ON PS5 AT 3AM CHALLENGE (Gone Wrong)

    • @karinapewitt654
      @karinapewitt654 4 года назад +3

      Whoa

    • @xgamingjohn8491
      @xgamingjohn8491 4 года назад +5

      I’m writing this.

  • @ghostpigoen
    @ghostpigoen 6 лет назад +347

    Scar on his legs
    On his non-Existent legs
    His Legs
    ...........

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 5 лет назад +5

      Too underrated

    • @eaglesubliminals5628
      @eaglesubliminals5628 5 лет назад +4

      But are them legs thicc?

    • @cvak6887
      @cvak6887 5 лет назад +3

      I didnt know he had a legendary scar

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 5 лет назад +4

      He actually does have legs, on the shoe song, he shows his legs.

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey 4 года назад +3

      This has the same energy as “joe runs” (from the worst lost episode trilogy)

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 5 лет назад +72

    2:52 Anything that tries to present “and then I died” in some epic fashion is just one of my biggest funnybone ticklers.
    3:02 the absolute conviction in this presentation is another.
    Also there’s a lot of waiting/setting out for revenge in this story.
    10:01 The mental image that came with this entire exchange was incredible: Just some kid sobbing his eyes out in front of a TV, swearing to Spongebob that he’s not lying.
    30:00 There's something great about Strider just slowly degenerating into monotone rambling without stopping with that music in the background.
    32:20 Well there *is* this great video on the internet of Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe playing Prince of Persia.

  • @mr.blueskies7223
    @mr.blueskies7223 2 года назад +83

    9:53 Possible correction: The author might've meant Larry, as in, the lobster guy. And last time I checked, Gary's name only had one R (Correct me if I'm wrong).

  • @dazzledazz123
    @dazzledazz123 7 лет назад +98

    Never give up bro,you're one of my favorite RUclipsrs and also made me rediscover my love for Gorillaz. I'm with you since 5K hope you keep growing,you deserve It! Happy Holydays

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan 7 лет назад +273

    The part about Squidward having a removed transformation sequence is true. They thought it was too gross.
    It's lost to this day, but of course it probably isn't a creepypasta-esque scene.

    • @kreeper803
      @kreeper803 7 лет назад +56

      MJ Red and then it switched to seaseme street episode 0

    • @spaceagator8014
      @spaceagator8014 7 лет назад +16

      And the rest of your comment, is lost to this day. But of course it probably isn't a creepypasta-esque scene.

    • @thebladezmanII
      @thebladezmanII 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah... All evidence and logic points to it not. watch?v=vw7YXhVe_lg

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 7 лет назад +16

      MJ Red it’s the Mandela effect. I swear I’ve seen the scene but I guess it doesn’t exist.

    • @imapersontoo8165
      @imapersontoo8165 7 лет назад +2

      Kingof Grim Nice joke you got there

  • @PenguinLotion522
    @PenguinLotion522 7 лет назад +81

    9:55 how could you forget about larry the lobster? guess you're not Livin Like Larry

  • @RozeLight
    @RozeLight Год назад +21

    I know HoodoHoodlumsRevenge already said this, but to those whose creepy pastas were featured in this video, please just know that I hope you keep writing and keep improving, and to also give you guys some writing advice
    When writing horror, trying a more psychological horror approach, it sends off much more chilling feelings to the readers, and wait before writing gore till the most suspenseful parts, again, I hope those who wrote these creepypastas keep up the hard work!

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 7 лет назад +210

    Spongebob losing body parts isnt scary. The show established his body parts grow back

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 6 лет назад +24

      AJSSPACEPLACE "like this? Or this? Or this?"

    • @kirbhoward2125
      @kirbhoward2125 6 лет назад +9

      Ashy Trumpets "Or this?"

    • @save_zawarudo
      @save_zawarudo 5 лет назад +11

      yeah they even show up things like SpongeBob's brain and half cutted body in the first 3 seasons

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 2 года назад +15

      @@save_zawarudo remember the halloween episode where spongebob practically shaves his whole flesh off to look like a ghost? wild shit

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 2 года назад +13

      He’s literally eaten his hands before

  • @cry0genic784
    @cry0genic784 7 лет назад +128

    "The guy" was a pissed English man who wanted his bloody patty

    • @wiibrockster
      @wiibrockster 7 лет назад

      Cry0genic I want my Bloody Patty!!!!!!

  • @thesponge3535
    @thesponge3535 5 лет назад +146

    5 main elements of a creepypasta:
    1) BLOOD!!!
    2) Bloody eyes
    3) The word "hyper-realistic"
    4) Static
    5) The protagonist being an intern or person who works for the company who made the show.

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 года назад +4

      Yay!!!! My creepypastas doesn't have these!!(but blood)

    • @clownsytheclown3077
      @clownsytheclown3077 4 года назад +3

      You forget the lost tapes and cd

    • @thesoldier7868
      @thesoldier7868 4 года назад +6

      6) "I used to be a big fan of (show), but not anymore..."

    • @Megablueforce
      @Megablueforce 4 года назад +5

      7) Poor grammar and/or spelling.

    • @evekhin404
      @evekhin404 4 года назад +1

      7). They are usually lost episodes or are found on a vhs.

  • @ashmenser7959
    @ashmenser7959 2 года назад +25

    I love how SpongeBob embodies Ned Flanders for a second. “Okily dokily, one cannibal sized meal coming up!” 33:23

  • @yes-pu9zs
    @yes-pu9zs 5 лет назад +278

    9:53 Larry is a character, Larry the Lobster.

    • @spliitt
      @spliitt 4 года назад +4

      I love your profile pic

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 4 года назад +2

      *oh ya, thix fur remineding me.*

    • @user-fb3nu1ds9n
      @user-fb3nu1ds9n 4 года назад +1

      Spongebob would not kill garry

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 4 года назад

      @@user-fb3nu1ds9n *oh ya, thx fur remineding me.*

    • @user-fb3nu1ds9n
      @user-fb3nu1ds9n 4 года назад

      @@Niagaranobs np i guess

  • @zedloof5528
    @zedloof5528 6 лет назад +211

    Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to watch episodes before they were released because somehow whether I get to watch them or not invalidate's what my actual job is. So anyway, we got to watch a new one. The title card said "SpongeBob's Fresh Start", and it was white text on a black background.
    When the episode started, it showed SpongeBob was at his parent's house. He then said "Maybe I should play a sport..." So he went to a basketball court in Bikini Bottom. He was shooting some hoops when a gang came in. Me and some of the other interns thought this was a little bit of an adult theme for SpongeBob. But we just continued watching... The gang started to cause trouble and SpongeBob got into a fist fight.
    Afterwards he ran home and told his mother, but his mother looked scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
    SpongeBob, looking confused, begged to stay, but she just packed up his stuff and sent him on his way,
    We didn't prior learn of this new plot. And it confused most of us.
    Then he walked outside and called for a taxi. When it arrived, there were fuzzy dice in the mirror and the license plate said "Fresh". If anything this cab was rare. Spongebob said "Nah. Whatever. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!"
    At about seven or eight, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air.
    THEN WE ALL COMMITTED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLE GUM AND CLAWING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 6 лет назад +24

      IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BOARN AND RAISED

    • @nicsbld7132
      @nicsbld7132 6 лет назад +21

      10/10 much good

    • @xm0ther_batx
      @xm0ther_batx 6 лет назад +17

      This is laterally the best comment on RUclips

    • @dannydevito7145
      @dannydevito7145 6 лет назад +23

      Not enough blood or hyper realistic imagery 7/10

    • @uff1x
      @uff1x 6 лет назад +4

      Holy Shi*

  • @Yaddin
    @Yaddin 5 лет назад +181

    Sponge bob doll: die
    AJ: *grabs chainsaw*
    Sponge bob:

  • @Lemieux_channel
    @Lemieux_channel 3 года назад +13

    Why did, “What? You gonna freestyle?” make me frickin WHEEZE-

  • @rasperryssoda
    @rasperryssoda 7 лет назад +102

    Your channel gives me life. Seriously. You have made me laugh so hard to the point were I have cried

  • @paperboyskull
    @paperboyskull 7 лет назад +63

    I remember when _I_ got stabbed in an act of revenge and I accidentally told everyone to get the fuck out of my house.
    Tuesdays, am I right?

    • @b12-01
      @b12-01 3 года назад +3

      no its chesday

    • @d.ragonology
      @d.ragonology 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. Oh..I got stabbed in the head. And then told everyone to get out of my bar.
      I guess its a case of the mondays.

    • @spongebobsquarepants5059
      @spongebobsquarepants5059 3 года назад

      What is this real

  • @evilangel1275
    @evilangel1275 5 лет назад +115

    How to make a creepypasta
    1: pick a subject
    2: add too much blood
    3: liraly mas upp evry sentanse

    • @GlowingSmokeMachine
      @GlowingSmokeMachine 4 года назад +10

      Hiper realisticc stuff

    • @mousytoons
      @mousytoons 4 года назад +3

      B l o o d

    • @daniellemiller120
      @daniellemiller120 4 года назад

      🚗🔪🏢🛃➡️➡️➡️➡️❕🔪🤬I🔪😔😟🔪

    • @daniellemiller120
      @daniellemiller120 4 года назад

      🔪😔😔😔😔😔😔😟🤨😌🤮😥🔪

    • @wavleoo
      @wavleoo 4 года назад +1

      u forgot the bad grammar

  • @hoopsy
    @hoopsy 4 года назад +29

    23:45 that scream is gold

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 7 лет назад +210

    The Russian text at 26:15 roughly translates to "Death is our only release"
    Well, that's edgy as fuck, Then again, so is a lot of creepypastas.

    • @snowthrow6146
      @snowthrow6146 7 лет назад

      CloudySkies17695 Ed

    • @null3847
      @null3847 7 лет назад +7

      Also it's not even spelled (translated?) correctly.

    • @Lawboy-mm8vk
      @Lawboy-mm8vk 7 лет назад +7

      That reminds me of 0004

    • @tomodachilife8434
      @tomodachilife8434 7 лет назад +20

      That was a reference (stolen line) from the creepypasta Max and Ruby 0004

    • @vamp1310
      @vamp1310 7 лет назад +14

      it's also in Max and Ruby 0004. This is UNORINGINAL
      then again, so is a lot of creepypastas.

  • @LuigiFan00001
    @LuigiFan00001 7 лет назад +495

    My two favorite amigos collabing together? It's a match made in heaven. :^ )

    • @PyroPepo
      @PyroPepo 7 лет назад +5

      LuigiFan00001 true! Both are extremely gr8!

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 лет назад +5

      I ship it

    • @allmightywhale
      @allmightywhale 7 лет назад +3

      How did I find you here like wtf

    • @somethingcrazy4165
      @somethingcrazy4165 7 лет назад +2

      LUIGIFAN!

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 7 лет назад +2

      1:24 **loads hand gun** ok, cool, im ready

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 7 лет назад +153

    christmas time
    _i sleep_
    hoodo's in my notification bell
    *_I ASCEND_*

  • @soyaergar9265
    @soyaergar9265 3 года назад +16

    "The old Squid does have a thing for Sandy"
    Yep, totally something that I can see happening.

  • @tashakeesler9824
    @tashakeesler9824 5 лет назад +243

    the Russian language part was "death is our only release." I speak fluent Russian

    • @therandomartist3790
      @therandomartist3790 4 года назад +16

      Wow cool.
      The fact that you can speak Russian.

    • @Just_an_infamous_feline
      @Just_an_infamous_feline 4 года назад +5

      Episode 0004

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 4 года назад

      [ざらんどあーちすと]The Random Artist Yeah that it is

    • @mochalovessans993
      @mochalovessans993 4 года назад +1

      Nice and thanks, wish I knew Russian

    • @lemonlemon8272
      @lemonlemon8272 4 года назад +5

      You forgot to mention that Russian is pretty broken here.
      Хотя большая часть предложения выглядит верно, и только последнее слово выбивается. Видимо, гугл переводчик эволюционирует.

  • @ScuttleBugReal
    @ScuttleBugReal 5 лет назад +63

    23:22 “Then a deep russian voice could be heard in the background saying RA RA RASPUTIN, MEMUS DELETUS, DELETE LAYER!”

  • @umbreonhyperdream
    @umbreonhyperdream 5 лет назад +266

    *"English is my favorite continent."*
    I can't 😂 👏

    • @clownsytheclown3077
      @clownsytheclown3077 4 года назад +2

      I am the dude that is british

    • @mynameisskylar
      @mynameisskylar 4 года назад +5

      Umbreon & HyperDream Spanish is my favorite city

    • @hat9527
      @hat9527 4 года назад +4

      France is my favorite planet

    • @asoldiertf241
      @asoldiertf241 4 года назад +1

      Belgium is my favourite waffle

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 3 года назад +1

      @On The Search For Europe Chinese is my favourite food

  • @birthdayboyblam7900
    @birthdayboyblam7900 3 года назад +22

    If spongebob actually found out that squidward loved sandy
    “ aww how lovely “

  • @novembeth4168
    @novembeth4168 6 лет назад +42

    THESE WERE JUST HONORABLE MENTIONS?!!
    *grabs popcorn*
    This is gonna be wild

  • @sm64mandude97
    @sm64mandude97 6 лет назад +139

    I *ALWAYS* had a chainsaw under my bed

  • @sodapop1134
    @sodapop1134 6 лет назад +127

    13:07
    Maybe it isn't blood, maybe it's Hawaiian Punch or Kool-Aid.

  • @gamma6752
    @gamma6752 2 года назад +23

    Every creepypasta main characters
    1: They are dumb
    2: They are crybabies
    3: They have random artillery just in their bedroom

  • @GlitchMasterFaZe
    @GlitchMasterFaZe 5 лет назад +149

    Creepypastas: Horror stories that have great detail, relatable characters, unexpected plot twists and giving you the ability to care.
    Sh*tpastas: Creepypastas that had effort put into the story but have major flaws. (Ex. Repetitive story line, Unrelatable characters, Minor typos, ect.)
    Trollpastas: Creepypastas that aren't meant to be taking seriously. But if they ARE meant to be taken seriously, then it's a terrible mess. Enough flaws to fill The Titanic and giving you vehement hatred towards the story.

    • @shutupberdly
      @shutupberdly 5 лет назад +12

      Trollpastas are jokes not Crappypastas -_-

    • @theshrike3256
      @theshrike3256 5 лет назад +17

      Also referring to stories with minor flaws as "sh*t" is an over exaggeration. You could just call them "Dry Pastas" since it implies that it's not perfect, but it's not burnt to a crisp with flaws.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 лет назад

      @@theshrike3256, They may think that because of the new guidelines for the Crappypasta wiki.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 лет назад +8

      An actual trollpasta is a fake creepypasta made as a joke. After the rules on the Crappypasta wiki changed, people started dumping all the bad pastas that didn't get onto Crappypasta there.
      It went off the rails when assholes decided to start just taking random people's stories from elsewhere without permission.

    • @MisterLackLustre
      @MisterLackLustre 5 лет назад +2

      Add a public reply...

  • @Cessated
    @Cessated 5 лет назад +173

    Squidward: Accidentally tears Spongebob's nose
    Spongebob: Accidentally says..
    *G E T T H E F U C K O U T O F M Y H O U U S E*

    • @TomDeTank
      @TomDeTank Год назад +13

      due to his blood loss

    • @godmodeextreme
      @godmodeextreme Год назад +17

      It has the same energy as the scene in my immortal where dumbledore acts wildly out of character, and the author blames it on him having a headache.

    • @upgradedspeakermantitan.
      @upgradedspeakermantitan. Год назад +4

      " *GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE SQUIDWARD* " nah spongebob got caught in spongebob crackpants 💀

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat Год назад +5

      typical blood loss things

  • @WakaranYT
    @WakaranYT 7 лет назад +192

    Aye Hoods... I got one question...
    WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?

    • @jakeberry9532
      @jakeberry9532 7 лет назад +5

      I did it first, but well done

    • @WakaranYT
      @WakaranYT 7 лет назад

      Thanks m8.

    • @ps4fan794
      @ps4fan794 7 лет назад +2

      I have been loading my ak47

    • @sapphirerhythm6479
      @sapphirerhythm6479 7 лет назад +2

      Wakaran the Hooded Figure I just imagine you as a New Yorker yelling *BADA BING BADA BOOM*

    • @WakaranYT
      @WakaranYT 7 лет назад +1

      DUKNightcore Rythym I honestly think I *would* do that---

  • @AndrewBills-c5j
    @AndrewBills-c5j 2 года назад +9

    I'll be honest with you I discovered both yours and Josh's channels just yesterday because I was looking for new creepypasta's to listen to and I gotta say you guys are absolutely brilliant, please keep going guys you're both awesome!

  • @eddiedombrowski1960
    @eddiedombrowski1960 7 лет назад +61

    Hoodo lives! Hurrah! Thank you for making us another of these videos.

  • @BokerDoodles
    @BokerDoodles 6 лет назад +85

    Yesterday my TV stopped working and played plankton saying spot over and over again and I eventually laughed because it sounded like he was saying Sanic.

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 6 лет назад +12

      In my case it also froze when seeing Spongebob SquarePants and Spongebob said:
      *IT'S TOO MUCH SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @TheSgoul
      @TheSgoul 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @idkwhattoputhereanymore8047
      @idkwhattoputhereanymore8047 5 лет назад

      Plankton:Sanic my A$$

    • @krystalmeier3179
      @krystalmeier3179 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 4 года назад

      @@asierx7047 lmao

  • @arianaangelaugustine3936
    @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +262

    Spongebob wanted sandy all to himself... Hmm... Should I call it Yandesponge or spongedere?

  • @Showtunediva
    @Showtunediva 2 года назад +10

    “We grabbed a knife & Squidward ran into it 10 times.”
    🎼He had it coming he had it coming all along 🎼

  • @tortellini6607
    @tortellini6607 7 лет назад +59

    *DON'T SHOW THEM YOUR JUNK*
    Edit : Thanks for the

  • @Bruh-yd6cq
    @Bruh-yd6cq 7 лет назад +302

    these crepypastas are vrty scarey i almost cryed

    • @tygreenie4136
      @tygreenie4136 7 лет назад +33

      What is Internet? i was so scard tht i cryed blod!

    • @froody4600
      @froody4600 7 лет назад +23

      lmao it's a joke

    • @KuroOldAccount
      @KuroOldAccount 7 лет назад +20

      Ty Greenie I was so scared that i cried hyper realistic blood

    • @saintsbroyo5320
      @saintsbroyo5320 7 лет назад +8

      still the fact that you didn't realize that before somebody told you it was a joke makes me think your 2.

    • @saintsbroyo5320
      @saintsbroyo5320 7 лет назад +2

      Harley, weren't you asking if the person telling the joke was 2?

  • @jellybean3318
    @jellybean3318 5 лет назад +28

    "I in fact puked so hard that you cannot grasp the true form of its pukeyness"
    Me looking at myself in the mirror everyday

  • @deadchannel5054
    @deadchannel5054 3 года назад +10

    I love how PhantomStrider is just like
    “ *That night, at the hospital we grabbed...a knife?...* and stabbed Squidward 10 times...”

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 лет назад +132

    "I feel like I am going to get my driver's license!" EXCUSE ME? IT'S A FUCKING BOATING LICENSE I AM EXTREMELY TRIGGERED BY YOUR LACK OF SPONGEBOB KNOWLEDGE
    Anyway, Dennis, congrats on hitting 200k and working with PhantomStrider! Awesome stuff as always.

    • @kreeper803
      @kreeper803 7 лет назад +6

      Samantha Port and then it switched to seaseme street episode 0

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 6 лет назад +1

      Samantha Port I'm dying 😂

  • @midnightpepsi3871
    @midnightpepsi3871 7 лет назад +268

    WHY WEREN'T YOU AT FRY COOK PRACTICE?

  • @Xenobork
    @Xenobork 6 лет назад +47

    "Hello, thank you for contacting us about this episode. One thing, how on Earth did you find out about that? Listen, we're very sorry your dreams are now crushed. Basically, we didn't make this DVD. A person we fired made it, and he was always depressed. He was a very quiet staff, like quiet as a mouse. We didn't put the screamer and everything in. We're not that sick.
    I don't know about the 1997 thing. It was probably a goof or joke made by the creator of the episode.
    Now, here's my theory. The creator of the episode hijacked the local TV station near [**********] (I censored the name of my hometown) and it aired on your local Nickelodeon station.
    And the disturbing clips? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T. I only remember making the title card. I'm very sorry Remco, (yes that's my name) I'm really sorry.
    Best wishes, the Nickelodeon staff/interns."
    *THIS APPEARS TO BE A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE GRIEVING'S ENDING*
    "One thing, how in the heck did you find that? I never, ever, EVER, thought I would think about that old shame again. Don't tell anyone this Sarah, (Yes, that's my name), but The Amazing World of Gumball goes back further than you know. I used to have a really boring job as a teen, and I sketched little drawings of The Wattersons and friends. The episode you saw was never supposed to be seen by anyone but me and a few friends of mine. It was a very, very awful thing to do, but we made the episode as a joke. A guy from my old job, who everyone hated, had lost a child to a crazed serial killer, who is apparently still out there somewhere. Anyway, we made it so we could make fun of how he came into work usually, crying like a fool, which is why you saw Mr. and Mrs. Watterson cry so much in the episode. I know, I am deeply sorry for what I did, which is why I tried to bury that stupid thing years ago. Literally, I went out into the countryside with my mates and dug a hole and buried it.
    What I don't get though, is how you described the blood and guts and stuff. We didn't have any scene with Darwin and Ananias's bodies being found, all that happens in the episode is the parents are informed of the kids being found dead and them crying like crazy. We didn't even draw anything in the episode like that, at all. We're not that sick.
    Now, this is my theory, the lunatic who killed the man's child found the tape we buried, watched it, and heavily edited it. Then, he hijacked the local TV station near *******, (I blocked out the name of my city, I'm paranoid enough, and it's a small town.) somehow, and got the episode to air on your local Cartoon Network station. Now, why your brother couldn't see it, I have no idea, why it seems you're the only one who saw it, I have no idea either. Sorry, but I just don't know.
    Now, for the explanation you have been waiting for, the clips at the end. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T. I'm deeply sorry, from the bottom of my heart, but I don't know why those clips were aired, I just don't. I am sorry, I really am, but me and my mates are just the ones who made those scenes with Richard and Nicole crying, that's it. I'm so sorry Sarah, I'm so deeply sorry. -Best wishes, Ben Bocquelet and everyone involved with, 'The Grieving' ".
    See what I was talking about?

    • @laughinwillow
      @laughinwillow 6 лет назад +3

      Xenobork Wow

    • @iDIOTSOFOz
      @iDIOTSOFOz 6 лет назад +1

      W o w

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg 6 лет назад +4

      Kinda like how HDTF stole the line *You have My Permission to Die* from The Dark Knight

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 лет назад +3

      @@Everik-ct6pg *_You fucked up my face._*

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 7 лет назад +21

    My little brother couldn't make it until the end, please, if you are weak of hearth or you think your soul isn't prepared, do not proceed!

  • @krakatoa8014
    @krakatoa8014 7 лет назад +49

    Hoodlum I’m just gonna day this now, I friggin love your vids, especially these ones. Keep up the good work

  • @Dragonsunit
    @Dragonsunit 6 лет назад +53

    HelpSpongeboi.exe
    There was just a dead Spongebob, that’s it. I lied there were random Russian and German voices, the voices spooked me so much I was spooked.
    The end

    • @boneclaimingquixote320
      @boneclaimingquixote320 5 лет назад +3

      Wer u skelton an rote dis

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 года назад +1

      Ooooo!!! So spooky!!

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk 4 года назад +1

      Best story ever
      (Its a joke btw)

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 года назад

      @@Imhomophobicjk why did you HAVE to say it was a joke btw???

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk 4 года назад +1

      @@breathingispog4707 bc some ppl think that is nit a joke and there like omg are stupid blah blah blah

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage 4 года назад +15

    5:35
    "Oh hey, Poland! That's an odd but specific country to point out, yeah?"
    "WRONG!"
    Poland has been ignored.

  • @CodaSynphony
    @CodaSynphony 7 лет назад +32

    spaced out for about half a minute when i realized that i'm older than hoodlum. least i got a little wake up call that I need to do something productive. gonna finish watching this video first, though...

  • @mistresschaos
    @mistresschaos 5 лет назад +31

    The old squid *DONES* have a thing for sandy.

  • @David-nf4sd
    @David-nf4sd 7 лет назад +28

    I was laughing at the part where the person said "I showed them my junk"

    • @unionjack0638
      @unionjack0638 6 лет назад

      djpikachu 1950 he meant the recorded episode

  • @prophswrld
    @prophswrld 4 года назад +4

    Hoodo, if you ever see this, I thank you for cheering me up for the past 5 years. Your channel is something i turn to when I’m sad, and it gives me laughs every time. Again, thank you, from the bottom of my hyper-realistic bloody heart.

  • @mayonaise4835
    @mayonaise4835 5 лет назад +60

    Plankton Is Dead! *Krusty Krab Rave*

  • @milesyeager7406
    @milesyeager7406 7 лет назад +24

    Why does nobody think to get up and press the button on the T.V. to turn it off?

    • @pearluniverse7960
      @pearluniverse7960 6 лет назад +4

      50 Blessings
      Or just do what I do;
      Grab a baseball bat and smash that in. I don't care if it breaks, I can buy a new one.

  • @zimternet
    @zimternet 7 лет назад +52

    Honorable mention 2 is totally fake.
    We ALL know Spongebob is gay.

    • @charcole400
      @charcole400 7 лет назад

      Ya

    • @pokelover3602
      @pokelover3602 7 лет назад

      Zlmbo Prove it. Come on now, I want some evidence from you, show me.

    • @zimternet
      @zimternet 7 лет назад +3

      the entire musical. that’s my proof

    • @aaronmorgan113b
      @aaronmorgan113b 7 лет назад

      Zlmbo F U

    • @zimternet
      @zimternet 7 лет назад +2

      why are people getting so upset over this fnfjdj

  • @terramad6116
    @terramad6116 4 года назад +20

    “Spongebob wanted Sandy all for himself” Me remembering that spongebob is gay: Hmm

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 6 лет назад +88

    *You went inside the Creepypasta Vault, Squidward?*

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 6 лет назад +5

      Vastra you like creepypastas dont you squidward

    • @solbonc4746
      @solbonc4746 5 лет назад

      LOL

  • @Loltroll8
    @Loltroll8 6 лет назад +91

    Here's an even scarier spongebob story
    Fan fiction squidward x spongebob
    Stuff of nightmares

  • @missydraws
    @missydraws 7 лет назад +11

    Good job on the subscriber count, and I’m glad to have another CreepyPasta video!

  • @jinoratheairnomad9777
    @jinoratheairnomad9777 3 года назад +11

    You can tell Strider was dying of laughter while reading these stories.

  • @totallynotfake1878
    @totallynotfake1878 7 лет назад +93

    *English is my favorite continent.*

    • @wavleoo
      @wavleoo 4 года назад +2

      yellow is my favorite food

  • @luke769animations
    @luke769animations 6 лет назад +68

    Why the hell is everything cutting to static? Static’s annoying! Not spooky! Also, *SO MAY TYPOS!*

    • @curlyboicyrus
      @curlyboicyrus 6 лет назад +3

      Abbigail Is Wierd r/woosh

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 6 лет назад

      The Fandom Dolphin lol yeah

    • @Arcecer
      @Arcecer 6 лет назад +3

      *static noises *

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 6 лет назад +1

      Hello fellers

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 6 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah, and .EXE games' static just became the minecraft bedrock flipping constantly |:l

  • @paperboycipper7047
    @paperboycipper7047 5 лет назад +28

    The old Squid
    *_DONES HAVE THING_* FOR *_SANDY_*

  • @iamfuzzydolphins7792
    @iamfuzzydolphins7792 4 года назад +16

    I made a creepypasta called "I'm not creative", and here it is.
    Help, I'm not creative enough for this.

    • @amphibiousgaming877
      @amphibiousgaming877 Год назад +2

      might be short yet the creepypasta here is more terrifying then all the ones in the video

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 4 месяца назад

      I’m not sleeping for the next few weeks.

  • @sweetpsilocybin
    @sweetpsilocybin 7 лет назад +31

    Plankton is dead is a work of ark

  • @emperorcheddarcheese7008
    @emperorcheddarcheese7008 6 лет назад +19

    Sometimes you need to keep a chainsaw right next to you for protection.

  • @Creeperface111
    @Creeperface111 7 лет назад +13

    Your voice is frickin' melodic Dennis. Keep up the good work, and I'm looking forward to seeing you do more of these, as well as your amazing creepypasta reading videos. Seriously, I'm a big fan. Nice job hitting 200 thousand subs.

  • @titanicfan-oh3yv
    @titanicfan-oh3yv 4 года назад +12

    14:37
    I wasn't planning on showing the cops my junk XD

  • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
    @karaoconnoraliasraidra 6 лет назад +12

    "Why would an intern be handling the e-mails of a huge corporation?" You know it's nonsense, and I know it's nonsense, but corporations must want us to believe that this is what happens. I say that because it seems that every time someone gets a rude response to a letter, e-mail, or other message they sent to a company, the company responds to the bad publicity by claiming, "That rude response came from an intern who is no longer working with our company, we're committed to good customer service and are sensitive to the feelings of others, blah blah blah..."

  • @jakeberry9532
    @jakeberry9532 7 лет назад +94

    When you drop the first like. I skipped elf practice to watch this

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 6 лет назад +30

    They don't show I was a teenage gary anymore, and I can't imagine why. I feel like I only saw the episode roughly five times on live tv before it just stopped-and this was back before spongebob had even 50 episodes.

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 6 лет назад +4

      sailormoonfan224 back when Spongebob was on Netflix, you could’ve watched it there. That was it, however.

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 6 лет назад +14

      the reason why they don't show it much is because its partner episode is a halloween episode and they rarely air episodes their own
      I know cause i remember one time seeing i was a teenage gary aired alone

    • @epion660
      @epion660 6 лет назад +7

      It literally aired today.

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 6 лет назад +4

      @@epion660 good, that episode is awesome

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 6 лет назад +6

      alec rutz Exactly. It's like how they don't show "The Paper" much because it's the sister episode to a Valentines Day episode. It's a shame because "The Paper" is a good episode in my opinion.

  • @prophswrld
    @prophswrld 4 года назад +1

    The fact that I first watched your videos when I was seven, having my mom walk in on me and grounding me to present me, 13, watching your videos all the time. Keep up the great work, Hoodo.

  • @nataliarogers8963
    @nataliarogers8963 7 лет назад +18

    3:20 That’s How you know a story’s bad, when the narrator bursts out laughing.