I'm just waiting for someone to take the GOOD > BAD line at the beginning 100% seriously and rage at me :3 Also, any authors of these stories: don’t take this video to heart! I’m not criticising you as people, only your stories, and I don’t wish to hurt anyone! You’ll create much better ones in the future! Keep writing, keep improving! EDIT: Also, I had to trim the b4-4 song at around 30:20 due to a copyright claim. EDIT #2: Also had to trim the Ami/Jeff fight at around 12:58 due to a copyright claim by WWE. Yay... ...oh, and also, I’ve changed my mind, twenty one pilots are actually really good once you actually listen to them
I've been waiting for a new vid from you Hoodo, I've been really getting into creepypastas lately and you are without a doubt my favorite creepypasta youtuber, next to michealleroi.
There should be a parody creepypasta about a wave of killings carried out by angsty teenage girls, each one of them claiming to be Jeff the Killer's girlfriend. The twist at the end: Jeff died of shock from his own self-inflicted injuries shortly after murdering his family and never met any of the girls.
Every creepypasta ever: (clears throat) "Natalie lived in a big mansion and was hte most buutifle lady evar but had many bulllies in school? she had tird of this and she killed them. there entrails hung out of there bellies. when I found this story (ps not story becus it really hapenned) she found me and i dieded. THe end"
Can I write a quick spinoff? "Natalie wonder into de woods then a tol faceless man find her and took her to tha manshin of all other creepypasa and everyone luv her and she boned jeff tha kills the end"
I think I'm gonna make some crappypasta where all the Jeff the Killer fangirls meet each other. fight about who's worthy of Jeff, kill each other, and then one girl is left, and sees that Jeff watched the whole time. She goes up to Jeff and swoons... then Jeff stabs her in the face 37 times. JEEEEEFF THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Make it good enough so it can be considered Cannon in the Creepypasta Universe. I would love to imagine that there was an incident of Jeff watching women fight to the death
"Instead of Ho-Oh FLYING, it had Ho-Oh on the ground DYING! And when I pressed start, NO-OH died!" Cannot stop laughing. I bet the author thinks they're SO clever for that. XD
I think the author is so clever for that. Lowkey embarrassed, though, that comedy shows people paid millions for don't even get a chuckle out of me, but this shit has me crying.
Here are the other legendary Pokémon available, gen 1 and 2 because I’m too lazy to list the rest: Articunope, Zapdead, Maultres, Mewtwugh, Whykou, Entreils, Suidoom, Lugoodbye.
my school has a policy with electronics. one of the policy's talk about DVD players. So I was just like "YEP JUST GOING TO BRING MY DVD PLAYER TO SCHOOL AND WATCH SOME MOVIE'S."
This is a rule of thumb for any and all creepypastas. You cannot make the following: * Sonic * Slender Spingebill * Pokemon * Jane/Jeff the killer fanfictions Scary. That is an absolute fact.
+John Doe Ok. So that makes my creepypasta options are 1: A tormented soldier who is tortured by his captives and loses sanity after escaping Or 2: A killer sandwich
In story: "Officer we need help at the studio Melina has forsaken our instructor with the penalty of death". Reality: " HOLY BALLS, WE NEED HELP AT THE STUDIO MELINA SHANKED OUR TEACHER SEND THE DAMN SWAT TEAM!!! Ahrjdufjscuesn"
This is a common mistake: people assume that the scale of bad to good creepypasyas is a straight line. In fact, it is a circle. If a story is bad enough, it can loop right back around to good.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" What jokes should I make? "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Which girl? "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I have never heard of her. "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I thought Polygamy was illegal. "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I know her names; all 55,000,000,000,000 of them. "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - 911! 911!! We got ourselves a stalker over here!!! "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Could've sworn her name was Nina. "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - "Fly home, Smile. I work alone." - Jeff the Incredible "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Because killers feel love, don't they? "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - ...Until she was stabbed to death. "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - HOW BADASS! "Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - ...Actually, I have nothing more to say. "Smile is the girl who fell in lo..." - No, seriously. I have no more jokes. "Smile..." - DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?! At least the author of Smile got Jane the Killer's motivation correct.
I thought that the beginning of number 2 was actually Hoodo's feelings about the whole JeffxOC scene. Then I realized that it was the actual story. They're becoming self-aware. Now I'm waiting for a crappypasta that's entirely self-aware and satirical, yet the fandom takes it seriously (like One Punch Man). OH WAIT. I Hate You. Already done. Jeez, creepypasta fandom, wake the f*** up!
I knew it was part of the story at first but I saw "STOP SHIPPING JEFF WITH YOURSELVES" And I was like, "Awesome, someone has some sense!" And then it just got... Well, you all saw the video.
And, if he was, he would probably just kill them and be done with it. Hell, he might even seek out fangirls just to make a point because, as a character, HE'S A HEARTLESS FISH-FACE MURDERER
Ooh, wouldn't be an interesting (and satirical) creepypasta, a serial killer that targets victims that go out with him specifically because he's a serial killer (because you know there are far to many to count)
+Chara the Killer Funny that Chara, another knife-wielding murderer with a distinctive smile, is saying this. Of course, even associating you with Jeff is a terrible insult. XD
I think they ment like... stabbing living things that are moving, like animals, people etc Not that many people would be in the woods anyway, buuuuttttttt I'm sure a few people were game ended in her escapade
23:06 "I then turned around, and I see a faint yellow square in the background. As I squint, I notice it looks like Spongebob." Spoiler alert. It's a box of Cheerios.
@@yeethittter1285 Its funny as hell cause I've loved phantom for years and he fucking C O M M E N T S on a fucking bit of my story. Ya I wrote number 9.
Donkey kong.exe I got a old cartridge of donkey kong country I put it in the system and then the game was acting weird but then donkey kong killed diddy than I yelled FUCK THAT and burnt the house
Ok so with the first bonus story I love how in normal slenderman lore he's thousands of years old and might even predate humanity, but in that story yeah he was a kid and played pokemon Best case scenario was that slender was born in the late 80s and started doing his slenderman stuff sometime in the 2000s
You know sometimes when lifes a bit rough I come back and scroll through these comments and everytime someone talks about my story it makes me smile. Thanks mate.
I think the reason a lot of creepypastas border on being copypastas is because a lot of them are written by children/early teens. Younger kids haven’t been exposed to as much media as adults, so tend to be more influenced by a single story. Younger artists usually start out by copying the thing that inspired them to start drawing, so it’s likely the same goes for young writers as well.
24:20 Motorhead’s song “Don’t Let Daddy Kiss me” is a deep song about child abuse and I bet only a hand full of people who’ve seen this have listened to the song
the melina one is definitely just a girl who was getting annoyed by her dance teacher so she wrote a creepypasta where she can exact her revenge without getting put away
He awoke in a daze. Groaning he looked around, trying see if he could recognized the unfamiliar surroundings he now found himself in, but it was too dark to see anything. He felt a small pinch of pain in his arm. He feels something that felt like scotch tape or something similar. Underneath he feels a tube. He tried to move but found it hard to, every time he tried he could only feel an extremely sharp pain throughout his body. He tried calling out to see if someone was there, but he couldn't hear his own voice. He tried to touch his ear with his hand but to no avail. "What's going on"? He thought. "have I gone def"? He lied still in the bed and thought for a moment, contemplating on where he was. He wasn't about to try moving again, because it was too painful. Slowly he began to hear a slight ringing, that grew to be an excruciatingly loud beeping on the left side of his bed. "A heart monitor"? He thought "how did I end up in a hospital?" Suddenly a loud metallic clanging sound erupted, causing his heart to jump, almost right out of his rib cage. It was a door on the far right corner slowly opening. A beam of light cutting through the darkness that surrounded him. And there a woman in white clothing and a medical mask standing within the door way. Her presence was comforting at first, until his eyes adjusted more to the blinding fluorescent light within the hallway. He could see her more clearly now. She was standing awkwardly as if she were on a slant. He looked at her in the eyes, and she titled slightly. "Finally awake I see". She said in an oddly squeaky, almost cartoony like voice. She giggled again and said "Well the doctor is ready for his patient now". With that she took an overly exaggerated step towards him. He could hear a slight and sickening crack from her legs as she crept closer to him. She paused for a moment an her limbs and body started to thrash around violently, all the while seemingly growing longer. Her skin stretching and her bones morphing, making a disgusting popping noise as they they did. Her fingers and hands began to grow longer and her face mask began to stretch as well revealing a painfully big toothy grin. It all stops after what seems minutes. He watched in horror as the twisted, grinning figure took one more step and grabbed the rail of the hospital bed and gently rolled the bed out of the room. After coming into the light he could see now why it was so painful to move. All of his limbs have been surgically removed. He began to scream, Turing his body to roll off the bed. " Shh". The nurse said gingerly. "Now now, don't go unraveling your bandages now". " You don't want the sutures to rip, causing you bleed to death do you"? He stopped moving and quieted a bit. "That's better". She said smiling a slightly crooked smile. They passed through a long hallway, and stopped in front of pair of two metal doors. Above the doors in, big read leaders it read, surgery. She rolled the bed through the doors and into a rusted, dirty looking surgery room. Around the room he could see tools and large vats of a strange green glowing liquid. In a loud, almost ear piercing screech a door opens revealing a monstrous doctor that had two extra arms beneath his original arms. On his face was a mask with a tube leading down to a capsule of the same strange glowing liquid as in the vats. He gave a slight glare at him and said. " Prep the patient". With that the nurse grabbed him with one hand and placed him on a cold steel table. She then grabbed some surgical sheers and removed to bandages from the mans stumps. Then she grabbed a large syringe and injected a dark green fluid into his one of his stumps. He began to feel very dizzy and light headed. The nurse then forced an anesthesia mask on his face. He thrashed his head about trying to remove it, but failed and slowly fell out of consciousness. Hours, maybe days go by. When he finally regains consciousness. But something was wrong. He no longer felt like he was himself. He looked around his body, examining his limbs that seemed to be foreign to him. What was once his legs wear now bruised an elongated. And what was once his arms and hands was hellish claws. He looked around in shock and saw the doctor, he had seen before. "W-what have you done to me"!? He said with pain in his voice. "I made you my pet". " And as all good pets do, you will obey me". He smiled, not knowing why. And started laughing. What was once a slight chuckled, became an uncontrollable fit of weeazng laughter. It all seemed so funny now. That's sort of a creepypasta. I just pulled it out of the air. Is it really that hard to write a creepypasta?
It was 10 years ago. I was just a popular, nerdy, lonely boy. It was in high school when I fell in love. She found a game at a yard sale. It said "do not play." She put it down. Big mistake. Turns out the game was awesome and could have resold for a lot of money today, because it was still in original packaging.
Honestly, if the story on number 6 had *MUCH* more detail, it could be very good. Because the story is bad because of the bad puncuation & lack of detailed description of enviroment, character apperances, what is happening in the scenes and such. The idea itself is actually very inspiring and I think I'll write a story with the same idea but with more detail and a different story. Then if I ever decide to publish it, I will credit the author for the idea and link the story I got inspired by.
Isn't Slenderman supposed to be a mythical being from thousands of years ago? Not some kid who played Pokemon and went to Lavender Town and had a freak out.
God, whenever any of these shitpastas bring up Jeff my immediate reaction is "NO!"... They can't think that people are gonna take their stories seriously, right? ...right?
well... I think the crossovers with Jeff weren't creepypastas, just another fan-girl trying to worship a murderer because he's "cool and badass". The reason I think they were not creepypasta is because they are not meant to be scary, they are there uniquely because they feature "gore and dark themes". EDIT: I know i'm 2 years late, but I had to "relieve" myself somehow after watching this :X
Some of us wrote them real young. Some of us were very stupid kids. I was one of em. Number 9 is my first story. It still haunts me in a hilarious way to this day.
@@nicholasseitler4997 Still sad to this day that Crappypasta is gone, so my og story is gone too, glad it made you laugh! Its still one of my favorite things
Somebody make a crappypasta/creepypasta of whats inside the blue shells in mario, or maybe make one of what really happened to the guy in "The Cube" movie
... Am I the only one who screamed happiness seeing PhantomStrider? I mean, that guy has been awesome all along and now collab, even for a second? So happy.
Hey, Paradox, thank you so much for writing your legendary story! I just saw your comments going over it. I highly encourage you to keep writing and I can’t wait to see what you come up with in the future! Best of luck to you!
@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Nah man, thank you for creating one of the funniest videos I've ever seen, it made my whole year when i found out you covered my story. Sadly, with crappypasta gone we dont have it's original glory. But I will say I am working on something revolving the character that you may end up seeing someday.
I'm just waiting for someone to take the GOOD > BAD line at the beginning 100% seriously and rage at me :3
Also, any authors of these stories: don’t take this video to heart! I’m not criticising you as people, only your stories, and I don’t wish to hurt anyone! You’ll create much better ones in the future! Keep writing, keep improving!
EDIT: Also, I had to trim the b4-4 song at around 30:20 due to a copyright claim.
EDIT #2: Also had to trim the Ami/Jeff fight at around 12:58 due to a copyright claim by WWE. Yay...
...oh, and also, I’ve changed my mind, twenty one pilots are actually really good once you actually listen to them
Best video ever
I've been waiting for a new vid from you Hoodo, I've been really getting into creepypastas lately and you are without a doubt my favorite creepypasta youtuber, next to michealleroi.
hello #niceshirt
Michael Staton Get that Leafy shit out of here...
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge #Leafyisbeafy
There should be a parody creepypasta about a wave of killings carried out by angsty teenage girls, each one of them claiming to be Jeff the Killer's girlfriend. The twist at the end: Jeff died of shock from his own self-inflicted injuries shortly after murdering his family and never met any of the girls.
+TB Tabby That is absolutely brilliant. Someone needs to write it RIGHT now!!
I'll do it.
I'm on it!
Bootiful, absolutely bootiful
OMG yes
"Sweaty what you are" is my new pick up line.
Milky Moomoo im so disappointed in myself but im happy at the same time
I
what happened to Kankri
@@shad0wchateau sea lions happened
sorry, but i already use it.
Wow, you have such a way with words...
Once upon a time, there was a killer in my house, so I called the police and they arrested him. The end!
Holy hell, this story made me Shatner myself
Scary stuff!
Every creepypasta ever:
(clears throat)
"Natalie lived in a big mansion and was hte most buutifle lady evar but had many bulllies in school? she had tird of this and she killed them. there entrails hung out of there bellies. when I found this story (ps not story becus it really hapenned) she found me and i dieded. THe end"
Moist Doritos Add attempts at Shakespeare writing and purple prose and it's true.
0/10
she should have met with Jeff the killer and went off to make out
Moist Doritos dis iz wrung mozt wurdz ar spled corect
Moist Doritos and then she killed her parents for no reason
Can I write a quick spinoff?
"Natalie wonder into de woods then a tol faceless man find her and took her to tha manshin of all other creepypasa and everyone luv her and she boned jeff tha kills the end"
I think I'm gonna make some crappypasta where all the Jeff the Killer fangirls meet each other. fight about who's worthy of Jeff, kill each other, and then one girl is left, and sees that Jeff watched the whole time. She goes up to Jeff and swoons... then Jeff stabs her in the face 37 times.
JEEEEEFF THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
I’d read
Jeff: Oh! I had no idea!
Make it good enough so it can be considered Cannon in the Creepypasta Universe. I would love to imagine that there was an incident of Jeff watching women fight to the death
Plot Twist: Jeff turns out to be gay.
@@mssleepykiller1064 I feel like he just doesn't like anyone, because you know there are gay guys fawning over jeff somewhere.
"Instead of Ho-oh flying,
he was on the ground, dying"
Greatest poem of the century, fuck Shakespeare.
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
"and he started to kill them with a crowbar'
It just turned into half life
Alastair • lol
Half life 3 confirmed, Gordon Freeman final boss!!! OMG HE'S SO HARD!!!
bad news
HL3 has been postponed
all the main developers left Valve last year
Omg😂😂😂😂
lol
"Instead of Ho-Oh FLYING, it had Ho-Oh on the ground DYING! And when I pressed start, NO-OH died!"
Cannot stop laughing. I bet the author thinks they're SO clever for that. XD
I think the author is so clever for that.
Lowkey embarrassed, though, that comedy shows people paid millions for don't even get a chuckle out of me, but this shit has me crying.
*_N O-O H_*
NO-OH SH*T
HoodooHoodlumsRevenge: Look to your left, look to your right.
Me: *SWEET RAVE PARTY!!*
Here are the other legendary Pokémon available, gen 1 and 2 because I’m too lazy to list the rest:
Articunope, Zapdead, Maultres, Mewtwugh, Whykou, Entreils, Suidoom, Lugoodbye.
"Someone whispered a familiar catchphrase..." Let's get rooooooight into the neeeews!
casadilla111 Dead 😂
Now THAT'S scary
silly, garden gnomes dont scare me
Go To SlEeP
SOOoooo WHAT IS UP?!
my school has a policy with electronics. one of the policy's talk about DVD players. So I was just like "YEP JUST GOING TO BRING MY DVD PLAYER TO SCHOOL AND WATCH SOME MOVIE'S."
grimm reapergaming58 ppffft
Remember those laptop DVD players from like ten years ago?
A kid at my school brought his xbox and a tv to school and just went at it all day. Just carried it around to class abd shit
" The girl who fell in love with Jeff The Killer".THATS IT I'M FLIPPING A F*CKING TABLE!
BUTT sir...someone already flipped the table...
DAMMIT!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
When will it all end?
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
so Michael when he read the real Chuck e Cheese?
I think Hood is having too much fun with these kind of lists.
Patrizio kosmos fun
Nuel Heart hard not too
Patrizio kosmos Still he made three lists on the subject
who cares, heres to 3+ more
WAY too much fun.
I 100% thought that number 2 was actually Hoodo ranting at first.
Same-
This is a rule of thumb for any and all creepypastas.
You cannot make the following:
* Sonic
* Slender
Spingebill
* Pokemon
* Jane/Jeff the killer fanfictions
Scary.
That is an absolute fact.
* *Spingebill
Just don't make fan fictions, period.
Dayum right homefry.
+John Doe Ok. So that makes my creepypasta options are
1: A tormented soldier who is tortured by his captives and loses sanity after escaping
Or 2: A killer sandwich
The original Slenderman was actually scary, but the fandom ruined him. All the others I agree with though.
In story: "Officer we need help at the studio Melina has forsaken our instructor with the penalty of death". Reality: " HOLY BALLS, WE NEED HELP AT THE STUDIO MELINA SHANKED OUR TEACHER SEND THE DAMN SWAT TEAM!!! Ahrjdufjscuesn"
boi imma shank u
This is a common mistake: people assume that the scale of bad to good creepypasyas is a straight line. In fact, it is a circle. If a story is bad enough, it can loop right back around to good.
"Sweaty what are you doing. " 😂😂😂
does anybody else think that the Paradox Messenger actually sound like a really cool name?
no? Just me?
alright
Chipmunky i wrote the entire story off of that name (ya im the writer) and let me just say im so sorry
"Paradox Messenger"
"Paradox Gaming"
*HMMMMMMMMM*
It sounds like the name of an RPG like Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy
Paradox Messenger: The Final Stand
It's cool in a cheesy sorta way.
“Paradox Messenger” sounds like an indie Christian rock band.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" What jokes should I make?
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Which girl?
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I have never heard of her.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I thought Polygamy was illegal.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - I know her names; all 55,000,000,000,000 of them.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - 911! 911!! We got ourselves a stalker over here!!!
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Could've sworn her name was Nina.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - "Fly home, Smile. I work alone." - Jeff the Incredible
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - Because killers feel love, don't they?
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - ...Until she was stabbed to death.
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - HOW BADASS!
"Smile is the girl who fell in love with Jeff the killer" - ...Actually, I have nothing more to say.
"Smile is the girl who fell in lo..." - No, seriously. I have no more jokes.
"Smile..." - DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!
At least the author of Smile got Jane the Killer's motivation correct.
"Smile..." did 9/11.
If you're Referring to my 911 joke, I meant the phone number. If you were making a joke, my bad.
Michael Saunders No, I was just making a joke of my own.
I thought that the beginning of number 2 was actually Hoodo's feelings about the whole JeffxOC scene. Then I realized that it was the actual story. They're becoming self-aware.
Now I'm waiting for a crappypasta that's entirely self-aware and satirical, yet the fandom takes it seriously (like One Punch Man).
OH WAIT. I Hate You. Already done. Jeez, creepypasta fandom, wake the f*** up!
That's what I thought at first.
I knew it was part of the story at first but I saw "STOP SHIPPING JEFF WITH YOURSELVES" And I was like, "Awesome, someone has some sense!" And then it just got... Well, you all saw the video.
These fangirls seriously need to realize that Jeff isn't real, it's starting to piss me off.
And, if he was, he would probably just kill them and be done with it. Hell, he might even seek out fangirls just to make a point because, as a character, HE'S A HEARTLESS FISH-FACE MURDERER
Ooh, wouldn't be an interesting (and satirical) creepypasta, a serial killer that targets victims that go out with him specifically because he's a serial killer (because you know there are far to many to count)
"Voodoo doctor" pfff more like "DooDoo doctor"
End me now.......
Well I guess after that joke urine deep shit now
Shitty joke.
lmao
here, Mr bleach I'll drink you.
boom
"Melina has forsaken our dance teacher with the penalty of death!"
Dude, there are anime protagonists that are telling you to tone it down.
The graphics in this part of the video look like they are from Just Dance.
The second I'd realized someone's trying to explain Slenderman's origins by mixing it with haunted Pokemon game, I've bursted out laughing.
Voo Doo Doctor
Cops casually go from zero to mental hospital without trial
Cops go from zero to mental hospital without stopping at beating.
The Jeff the killer one made me throw up
Boy, I'm making a fortune in cringe buckets.
weren't there like 3
+TheGirlInFandomWorld that's why I'm making a fortune
AAproductions I know it's so disappointing in so many levels
AAproductions I honestly hope its a joke...
I am so glad you're acquainted with PhantomStrider.
I am too! Josh is my favorite RUclipsr!
I wouldn't mind if this series becomes overdone, I love these.
Me too. Hey Hoodo, do more please!
I would like to see creepy pastas about musicals
"Bith defect" I died.
In fact, I died at every scene of this video
That Smile one made me want to puke into a bucket.
Actually, screw that. Insane Serenity made me want to puke blood
I couldn't stand after hearing Insane Serenity.
+John Doe can you pass me a bone saw, I'm gonna remove that story from my skull
Shiny Wurmple same and same... both made me wanna throw up XD
Well thank God that smile isn't a person but a monster or a curse also it remind me of the horror movie "smile " 🙂
Great now we have a shirtless Jeff running around! No wonder some kid called smile decided to follow him around! She is probably a fangirl!
+Chara the Killer
Funny that Chara, another knife-wielding murderer with a distinctive smile, is saying this.
Of course, even associating you with Jeff is a terrible insult. XD
At least I smile on purpose instead of carving one into my face
Cancer.
Aquarius.
kohlton louks Aquarius buddy
18:05 trees and plants are living things. bugs and fungi are too, did she stab them too
I think they ment like... stabbing living things that are moving, like animals, people etc
Not that many people would be in the woods anyway, buuuuttttttt I'm sure a few people were game ended in her escapade
23:06 "I then turned around, and I see a faint yellow square in the background. As I squint, I notice it looks like Spongebob."
Spoiler alert.
It's a box of Cheerios.
Wow! I didn't know you liked PhantomStrider!
Phantom is the best
I swear they're mates they've made videos together
@@yeethittter1285 Its funny as hell cause I've loved phantom for years and he fucking C O M M E N T S on a fucking bit of my story.
Ya I wrote number 9.
...pfp checks out
I love PhantomStrider's cameo! That was so unexpected!
Dude SpongeBob doesn't need to be CP'd to be scary or disturbing, anyone watch season 8?
*flashes to couch scene, splinters, plankton torture * my god.
I warned you didn't I?
THAT FUCKING SPLINTER EPISODE. FUCKING NIGHTMARE FUEL.
+John Doe I find One Course Meal worse
+Tawney “T.” Fox as bad as it is, I do feel numb to it
Thanks for the PhantomStrider cameo in this video!
Donkey kong.exe
I got a old cartridge of donkey kong country I put it in the system and then the game was acting weird but then donkey kong killed diddy than I yelled FUCK THAT and burnt the house
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NETFLIX DOSENT EVEN HAVE SPONGEBOB
It used to.
In Canada they do. I have it and I'm in Canada
capuccino saladheart Lucky.
CreepypastaMaster7 but they got rid of the good seasons
Your comment is more stupid then the creepypasta... have you ever seen Netflix take movies/TV shows off? The answer is yes you fucking moron.
“The girl who fell in love with Jeff The Killer”
WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH LIFE FOR ME FOR ONE DAY.
I say we organize a mass suicide. All in favor say aye.
Ok so with the first bonus story
I love how in normal slenderman lore he's thousands of years old and might even predate humanity, but in that story yeah he was a kid and played pokemon
Best case scenario was that slender was born in the late 80s and started doing his slenderman stuff sometime in the 2000s
The fact that "Live and Learn" plays in the background makes this whole entire Crappypasta 100% better-
I love this channel so much I swear.
Fun fact: SpongeBob isn't on Netflix.
These creepypasta's are pretty good comedy, atleast it has ONE redeeming quality.
7:44: PHANTOM STRIDER, YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!
So, what episode of Bad Creepypasta was that clip of the author speaking directly to the reader from?
+Wizered (Wizered's Channel) I believe that's from Clockwork :P
***** Thanks.
It's from Clockwork.
Once upon a time, there was blood. The ned
The ned 🤣
Reminds me of the best creepypasta ever: The Ugly Barnacle.
I just noticed the plants vs. zombies music is playing at the zombie part in the video.
How do you manage to ruin both Spiderman and lavendertown in the same story?
Meant it say:slenderman
Darn you auto correct!!!
Thus is the power of humanity.
Gerisa Rodriguez good I was like wut spiderman was in it
Spiderman?
Spoderman
Love what you did with the Paradox Killer. Love the editing in general. 😂
Paradox Killer: the work in progress title for the story. Not fuckin with you.
person: stops making stories about a character being in love with jeff
same person: proceeds to make a story about a character being in love with jeff
When he got to "The Paradox Messenger" i was fully expecting him to say "i was playing with my balls"
You know sometimes when lifes a bit rough I come back and scroll through these comments and everytime someone talks about my story it makes me smile.
Thanks mate.
@@TheParadoxGamer1 The true paradox messenger reveals themself :0
@@Citrusautomaton I am always here, i live inside your memories :3
Ze Palpatine got me laughing like a mule
Dew et
that "Jeliousy" one just feels like a fever dream mixed with the writer's fantasy of their crush and not a genuine creepypasta.
I think the reason a lot of creepypastas border on being copypastas is because a lot of them are written by children/early teens. Younger kids haven’t been exposed to as much media as adults, so tend to be more influenced by a single story. Younger artists usually start out by copying the thing that inspired them to start drawing, so it’s likely the same goes for young writers as well.
*sweaty what you are*
24:20 Motorhead’s song “Don’t Let Daddy Kiss me” is a deep song about child abuse and I bet only a hand full of people who’ve seen this have listened to the song
7:44 - Oh my god, did he really just quote one of my favorite top 10 channels?
the melina one is definitely just a girl who was getting annoyed by her dance teacher so she wrote a creepypasta where she can exact her revenge without getting put away
who else grinned when they heard Phantom Strider's voice? XDD I love Phantom Strider
* sees twenty one pilots *
* screams internally *
DRUP DRUP DRUP
......meh
I love twenty one pilots...
Red The Føx :3 furfag.
OtherDail same
*"after years after see"* This should be the new saying, like throw out "Once upon a time" and "Long time no see!" this version is clearly superior
So the ending of Smile is basically School Days?
apparently
I'm gonna smile when I introduce her to my closest friends, magnum and glock
You're not friends with Mr. Kalashnikov?
Nice boat.
Guess so. By the way, Kotonoha is best waifu. Also, fuck Makoto
He awoke in a daze. Groaning he looked around, trying see if he could recognized the unfamiliar surroundings he now found himself in, but it was too dark to see anything. He felt a small pinch of pain in his arm. He feels something that felt like scotch tape or something similar. Underneath he feels a tube. He tried to move but found it hard to, every time he tried he could only feel an extremely sharp pain throughout his body. He tried calling out to see if someone was there, but he couldn't hear his own voice. He tried to touch his ear with his hand but to no avail. "What's going on"? He thought. "have I gone def"? He lied still in the bed and thought for a moment, contemplating on where he was. He wasn't about to try moving again, because it was too painful. Slowly he began to hear a slight ringing, that grew to be an excruciatingly loud beeping on the left side of his bed. "A heart monitor"? He thought "how did I end up in a hospital?" Suddenly a loud metallic clanging sound erupted, causing his heart to jump, almost right out of his rib cage. It was a door on the far right corner slowly opening. A beam of light cutting through the darkness that surrounded him. And there a woman in white clothing and a medical mask standing within the door way. Her presence was comforting at first, until his eyes adjusted more to the blinding fluorescent light within the hallway. He could see her more clearly now. She was standing awkwardly as if she were on a slant. He looked at her in the eyes, and she titled slightly. "Finally awake I see". She said in an oddly squeaky, almost cartoony like voice. She giggled again and said "Well the doctor is ready for his patient now". With that she took an overly exaggerated step towards him. He could hear a slight and sickening crack from her legs as she crept closer to him. She paused for a moment an her limbs and body started to thrash around violently, all the while seemingly growing longer. Her skin stretching and her bones morphing, making a disgusting popping noise as they they did. Her fingers and hands began to grow longer and her face mask began to stretch as well revealing a painfully big toothy grin. It all stops after what seems minutes. He watched in horror as the twisted, grinning figure took one more step and grabbed the rail of the hospital bed and gently rolled the bed out of the room. After coming into the light he could see now why it was so painful to move. All of his limbs have been surgically removed. He began to scream, Turing his body to roll off the bed. " Shh". The nurse said gingerly. "Now now, don't go unraveling your bandages now". " You don't want the sutures to rip, causing you bleed to death do you"? He stopped moving and quieted a bit. "That's better". She said smiling a slightly crooked smile. They passed through a long hallway, and stopped in front of pair of two metal doors. Above the doors in, big read leaders it read, surgery. She rolled the bed through the doors and into a rusted, dirty looking surgery room. Around the room he could see tools and large vats of a strange green glowing liquid. In a loud, almost ear piercing screech a door opens revealing a monstrous doctor that had two extra arms beneath his original arms. On his face was a mask with a tube leading down to a capsule of the same strange glowing liquid as in the vats. He gave a slight glare at him and said. " Prep the patient". With that the nurse grabbed him with one hand and placed him on a cold steel table. She then grabbed some surgical sheers and removed to bandages from the mans stumps. Then she grabbed a large syringe and injected a dark green fluid into his one of his stumps. He began to feel very dizzy and light headed. The nurse then forced an anesthesia mask on his face. He thrashed his head about trying to remove it, but failed and slowly fell out of consciousness. Hours, maybe days go by. When he finally regains consciousness. But something was wrong. He no longer felt like he was himself. He looked around his body, examining his limbs that seemed to be foreign to him. What was once his legs wear now bruised an elongated. And what was once his arms and hands was hellish claws. He looked around in shock and saw the doctor, he had seen before. "W-what have you done to me"!? He said with pain in his voice. "I made you my pet". " And as all good pets do, you will obey me". He smiled, not knowing why. And started laughing. What was once a slight chuckled, became an uncontrollable fit of weeazng laughter. It all seemed so funny now.
That's sort of a creepypasta. I just pulled it out of the air. Is it really that hard to write a creepypasta?
Don't you just love creepypastas when you can tell they want their killer to become internet famous?
We all had dreams man.
We all had dreams.
After the story "the light doesn't kill me" I said "AMI dead yet!
Normally, I hate puns. But you? You get a pass.
@@WarmLusamine the whole meth head question got me 😂
Oh my God I used to date the author of the Serenity Rose story holy shit
Mouse I feel sorry for you. that story was......something.
grimm reapergaming58 I cringe whenever I think of it.
Are you serious?
המדריך לבידיון של סופר ספיד ואלביYes.
Mouse
Are... are you Jeff the Griller?
I hate how many bad creepypastas use bullying or sexual assault for shock or reactions. It's not cool
I completely agree.
please make another one of this. I LOVE your top 10 crappypastas. I laughed and SO much.
It was 10 years ago. I was just a popular, nerdy, lonely boy. It was in high school when I fell in love. She found a game at a yard sale. It said "do not play." She put it down. Big mistake.
Turns out the game was awesome and could have resold for a lot of money today, because it was still in original packaging.
7:25 My 8-year-old cameos make me cringe 😆 I was such a twit lol
honestly prefer it to how your portrayed now
22:49
I'm just imagining Spongebob's 'NYEHHHUHUHUHH' and it's making this get even worse.
2 seconds into the vid and I liked it. No questions asked
Plz notice me
same
eeeyup
same
OBAMA
Love the "Dew it" meme
Creepypasta: Exists
Logic: im about to end this mans whole career.
Hoodoo and phantom together?!?!?!?!?!
A DREAM MF'N COME TRUE
I wish dat boi wasn't dead ;-;
Yeah. They're both great.
O shit waddup
Here he come.
Watch him rollin,watch him go
I love how bonus 2 just admits they're ripping off Lost Silver.
*W IS FOR WUMBO*
I don't even know why but I'm actually addicted to these videos, I don't care if they're "over done" or whatever I love them 😁
Honestly, if the story on number 6 had *MUCH* more detail, it could be very good. Because the story is bad because of the bad puncuation & lack of detailed description of enviroment, character apperances, what is happening in the scenes and such. The idea itself is actually very inspiring and I think I'll write a story with the same idea but with more detail and a different story. Then if I ever decide to publish it, I will credit the author for the idea and link the story I got inspired by.
Isn't Slenderman supposed to be a mythical being from thousands of years ago? Not some kid who played Pokemon and went to Lavender Town and had a freak out.
SLIGHTLYsketchy yeah
God, whenever any of these shitpastas bring up Jeff my immediate reaction is "NO!"... They can't think that people are gonna take their stories seriously, right? ...right?
Get the cool! Get the cool shoe shine! Get the cool! Get the cool shoe shine!
+Nightshade maybe xD
lol I loved that song.
And if times elimination, then we got nothing to lose!
Please repeat the message, it's the music that we choose.
"Stay away from Sponge Bob"
Well that's hard to do considering I have three Sponge Bob plushies in my closet...
you will have to burn those plushies then
TheAverageHuman well dangit
Are these stories for real? the writers actually thought these were scary?
well... I think the crossovers with Jeff weren't creepypastas, just another fan-girl trying to worship a murderer because he's "cool and badass".
The reason I think they were not creepypasta is because they are not meant to be scary, they are there uniquely because they feature "gore and dark themes".
EDIT: I know i'm 2 years late, but I had to "relieve" myself somehow after watching this :X
Some of us wrote them real young. Some of us were very stupid kids.
I was one of em. Number 9 is my first story. It still haunts me in a hilarious way to this day.
@@TheParadoxGamer1 Well, you had me laughing my ass off, so thank you. I wrote some really stupid shit when I was a kid... everyone does.
@@nicholasseitler4997 Still sad to this day that Crappypasta is gone, so my og story is gone too, glad it made you laugh! Its still one of my favorite things
Somebody make a crappypasta/creepypasta of whats inside the blue shells in mario, or maybe make one of what really happened to the guy in "The Cube" movie
Wait he doesn't get out?
Oh now I'm jealous.
Gimme that action figure!
I hear you on the wobble description.
Errr... Read you.
Same.
Yeah.
agreed
Lots of laughs in this one Dennis. Especially the ending. I think they were separated at birth.
Keep the videos up And stay awesome!~
"SMILE" 😂😂😂 oh god i laughed so hard! Pure Crappypasta material 😂 " smile followed her untill she got bored and stabbed her
11:06 - 11:10 that's about how all my stories I wrote in school went.
I DIED LAUGHING AT "POKEMONG"
The Paradox Messenger neither presented a paradox, nor a message
That's the paradox!
... Am I the only one who screamed happiness seeing PhantomStrider? I mean, that guy has been awesome all along and now collab, even for a second? So happy.
PHANTOM STRIDER IN A HOODS VIDEO? DID YOU MAKE THIS VIDEO FOR ME?I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!
2 years later this story still haunts me with laughter.
Hey, Paradox, thank you so much for writing your legendary story! I just saw your comments going over it. I highly encourage you to keep writing and I can’t wait to see what you come up with in the future! Best of luck to you!
@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Nah man, thank you for creating one of the funniest videos I've ever seen, it made my whole year when i found out you covered my story.
Sadly, with crappypasta gone we dont have it's original glory. But I will say I am working on something revolving the character that you may end up seeing someday.
Thank you so much for the kind words, friend! When you end up finishing the new stuff, don’t hesitate to let me know somehow! I’d love to see it!
@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I'd be honored to do so! I'll certainly DM it to you on Twitter!
Fantastic!
i can see you like gorrilaz
yes the band's name is gorilla with a Z
Relevant apparently.
it should be renamed to harambez
Everyone knows Gorillaz
Does anyone know the song that is played during the intro?
The part where you play Just Dance just cracks me up 🙃
"..and it was so hard to read because there were so many words" omg I love these videos