This is pure gold. Laughed so hard when he was trying to explain the bottom of the drawer matching the counter.. "you know what i mean?" .. "not yet" 😂
I love how at first they were curious with you, then annoyed, then so numb that you could have died right in the middle of that shitty kitchen and they wouldn't have cared. Favorite part: "Not yet." lol.
Once again I laughed until tears rolled down my face. Good stuff. The carpenters are good sports and someone kept their professionalism through that quite disgusting display of heaving.
This was the best damn one because they were forced to stay and couldn't say anything because you were the customer lmao they had to endure it o my God
WOW!!!!!!!!! I was in TEARS Brother!!!!!!!! I couldn't even watch the whole thing the first time around...... GREAT JOB!!!! I have NO IDEA how you kept a straight face through that!!! LOL :) Thank you so much for the Blessing of laughter!! Oh, and its not the cigarettes, its the dust LOL !!!!!!!!! I'm laughing just typing this LOL
Ed has carefully paid attention 2 people in his life and extracted their behaviors and delivered these characters he is damn good at what he does. I've just found him recently and in doing this realized I've been missing out big time. Being a guy w ptsd anxiety depression Ed's comedy charachters are a life preserver.
There's nothing more relaxing than hearing my neighbor cough up snot while he smokes his morning cig on his patio. I heard this all summer long. I smoked on & off from age 18-24. I thought it was normal to outgrow social smoking. It always amazes me to see grown adults still drinking & smoking! Love the HACKER videos. Hopefully you are waking some people up when they see how stupid they look smoking!
Saw this for the first time in 2023 and died laughing my ass off, the hacking over and over that construction guy had some patience, love your stuff Ed !
So funny! Having a really bad day and, while watching this one, I just couldn't keep my frown on. Hacker makes me laugh! Mumbles is still my favorite, but Hacker is great, too! Thanks for the smiles!
2:40
- you know what i'm trying to say?
- not yet!
hilarious!
+John Wick How are you still replying if you're dead ?
I love how he tries to give Ed a break guessing what he's about to say like in 3:30
Lol same here 😂😂😂
M Jordan that made me LOL
That was the funniest part of this hilarious video. The guy's response was so dead-pan.
Every time my wife hears that cough she goes “Seriously, again?”
Anton Gusev Lmao 🤣
Same here man!
Same 😂
you must be hella annoying hope ur wife ain't cheating you while you are watching ed
Yeah mine judges me so hard when she hears me watching these lol
"it's the dust, not the cigarettes hehe" LMAO
All smokers do that! It’s so funny, sometimes.
Laughter is by far the best medicine. You deliver bro.
Daniel Helphrey yes!
only stupid people laugh. wise people like me has nothing to laugh about in this mad and evil world.
@@flatearthreality8683 yeah and the earth is flat right?
Flat Earth Reality “wise people like me has nothing to laugh about” ur grammar reminds me of those of an idiotic peasant I once new, sweety
Flat Earth Reality, A wise guy eh!
''You know what I'm trying to say?'' ''Not yet'' xD
I loss it
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This was hilarious
Major props to that guy for staying professional!
Sebastian Anderson: lol he's a patient man that's for sure.
“I’ve been married four times bro.”
“Awesome.” 😂😂
guy: "I'm not that dumb"
ed: "i am"
😂
"EHH!"
Uuuuuhhh eeeeeeehh
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LOL IS THIS SMOKE BOTHERING YOU BOSS? "naw"
lmao
It's just the dust
Looks like it is bothering him by the look on his face though. He just wants to get the job done, and leave.
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Ethereal Energy He didn't want to be rude lol
"Just tryin' to make sure that when somebody comes to look at it they're not..." EEEEHHHHRRRGH..... xD
My favorite moment in the clip. This whole thing is so funny xD
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Imagine him doing this now in Covid times. People would be drinking sanitizer and burning their clothes while they were still on.
The stupid thing is they don't care where I live, smokers and vapers will cough near people and people just accept it
Only libs
What does it means by Covid times? Sounds dumb.
Only the stupid and weak.
He is !
Freakin hilarious and yet very hard to watch
"...you know what I'm trying to say?" lol
"Not yet" lol
Ehecod that killed me lmfao
Those are some really nice & patient people!!
Josh Stout they gotta make their money
They probably thought he was terminally ill
There’s a lot of weird ass people out there, that’s why Ed’s stunts work lol
I guess some people don't feel anything so they don't react to that either way. It is nice to have funny moments though.
Hacker is friggin hilarious. "The smoke botherin' you, boss?" hahahaha
This is pure gold. Laughed so hard when he was trying to explain the bottom of the drawer matching the counter.. "you know what i mean?" .. "not yet" 😂
Ed Bassmaster is the funniest RUclips prankster out there.
I always found Hacker videos to be tough to watch. You do it so convincingly, it's almost disturbing.
But they're so freakin' hilarious.
Yes very disturbing indeed but brilliant & you just can't stop watching.
I love how all Ed did was point and cough and the guy said “you paying cash” 😂😭
Can't stop watching this guy, He's brilliant. Love that he's from Philly.
Jesus this one really got me. Gaggin and coughing as he lights up another. Ed you are the best!
I love how at first they were curious with you, then annoyed, then so numb that you could have died right in the middle of that shitty kitchen and they wouldn't have cared. Favorite part: "Not yet." lol.
I have to hand it to you ed, you are a legend.
musicisbrilliant Bearded jim morrison is best Jim Morrison
This is just as funny as it was the first time 10 years ago! 😂😂😂
Short guy was lucky considering smoke rises
Underrated comment. 😂😂😂
Thats racist
@@BatkoBrat ?
@@higgs135 What? The guy just assumes every smoke rises and we gonna sit here pretending that's not racist bigotry?
I just love Ed. How can you not love someone who brings tears of laughter on your face day to day?
Once again I laughed until tears rolled down my face. Good stuff. The carpenters are good sports and someone kept their professionalism through that quite disgusting display of heaving.
This was the best damn one because they were forced to stay and couldn't say anything because you were the customer lmao they had to endure it o my God
this is the funniest thing ive watched in so long, my eyes have lost so much liquid from laughing that they are currently dehydrated LMAO
That kitchen is so well built. Dwarven craftsmanship is renowned throughout all of middle earth and Tamriel.
elephant in the room xD I was looking for a comment about the little guy and then I read this. Brilliant!
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jackass.
Dayum!🤣😂🤣😂
$625 is a damn good deal
WOW!!!!!!!!! I was in TEARS Brother!!!!!!!! I couldn't even watch the whole thing the first time around...... GREAT JOB!!!! I have NO IDEA how you kept a straight face through that!!! LOL :) Thank you so much for the Blessing of laughter!! Oh, and its not the cigarettes, its the dust LOL !!!!!!!!! I'm laughing just typing this LOL
I was the same way....100%
It's the dust! Not the cigarette..
Ed: COUGH, SLUTTER...'Know what I'm trying to say...?
Kitchen Guy: 'Not yet.'
LOL.
02:33
Crazy how normal & innocent a *Cough* is in this video.
Sincerely,
2020😷
Get that mask out of here
2:42 : “not yet” took me out fam😂😂
Regardless thats a pretty good price for all that
I had to take as break half way through because I started crying from laughter. it hurt. 😂😂😂
Ed, you are an absolute legend. you're by far the best you tuber out there
I literally have rears running down my face. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for the laughs Ed!
Ed has carefully paid attention 2 people in his life and extracted their behaviors and delivered these characters he is damn good at what he does. I've just found him recently and in doing this realized I've been missing out big time. Being a guy w ptsd anxiety depression Ed's comedy charachters are a life preserver.
Short guy doesn't give a f**k what's going on in his back😂😂
rihan jan who's the short guy
Alexander Jimenez idk his name
In his back ? Wtf does that mean ? “In” his back ?
@@Paul-es9el in his back yard, in his ass crack, i dont know just guessin
Yup, he’s just like “it’s another job” 😂
I love every single one of your characters.
Hilarious!! That short guy with the counter crew looks crazy strong, too.
0:53 I love how they stand and listen to Ed cough.
LMAO "This smoke botherin you boss?"
Bro you’d never see some shit like this ever again since Covid I bet😭😂
lmao and you straight up get executed by a mob if you personate a colored woman now. xD
You were wrong thankfully
The kitchen guy is totally pissed off. LOL. Classic.
2:03 man I literally dead laughing :D :D :D
Showed my whole family and we got a great laugh. Thanks EdBassMaster!
The hacker: I married 4 times!(while he is coughing)
The carpenter: Wonder why!
I absolutely love how Ed brings people in on the fun. This was ridiculous😂
I just found this one. This is funny as hell. You need to do more of the Hacker.
"Know what im trying to say here?"
"Not yet"
“I was gonna get you a lozenger”
I'm dyin laughing RN...can't believe I've missed these classic hacker skits...not playin,my stomach hurts from the joy !!! Thanks
It never gets old.... It's funny every time I watch it!🤣🤣🤣
*hack* "You know what I'm trying to say?" "Not yet..."
I lost it at that point XDDD
you always take a risk when you choose to watch an edbassmaster video while drinking something. i almost snarfed all over my monitor lmao
Granite.
We don't do granite.
Alright cause I couldn't afford it any how.
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Edmister Enterprises LLC FSE 😂💀🙌🏼
"The cigarette butts.." "Oh those aren't mine." Lol
There's nothing more relaxing than hearing my neighbor cough up snot while he smokes his morning cig on his patio. I heard this all summer long. I smoked on & off from age 18-24. I thought it was normal to outgrow social smoking. It always amazes me to see grown adults still drinking & smoking! Love the HACKER videos. Hopefully you are waking some people up when they see how stupid they look smoking!
I've watched this so many times but when I need a good laugh I watch it again lol
Jade Carson Just look at it :)
David Hunter lol..I looked at it!😁
When one customer has you rethinking your career choice
Tough to beat 'the hacker' pranks.. good job, Edward!
this one actually made me nauseous. surreal dough. can't finish it XO
Dopex Ninety
Oh yeah.
Surreal Dough, they were one of my favorite 1960s psychedelic bands.
Susan Mccammon lmao brutal too funny tho
this guys makes me cry every video
I tried coughing like you at barns and noble and people's reactions were funny.
0:58 Love how he just nonchalantly Spits while he’s under the cabinet. Lol
Crying with laughter. This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
That dude was pretty short
Lol
I was expecting him to be a huge guy
Seriously, like he's the shortest you can be without actually being a dwarf.
Pants were pretty long tho 😂
"It's the dust, it ain't the cigarettes" 😂😂
Saw this for the first time in 2023 and died laughing my ass off, the hacking over and over that construction guy had some patience, love your stuff Ed !
I always need some bassmaster to get thru my day!
This shit is hilarious
“I was ready to get you a lausenger”😂😂😂😂
“Eenie meenie boss” lmao
The carpenter's helper is all of 3'6".
Can you imagine doing this now 😂😂
LMAO I was waiting for the sympathetic gag reflex.
The Hacker, definitely need to see more of him. A Riot!! One of our favorites!
My wife is eating. She asked me to turn this down. The nerve...
omygod, this was sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
I honestly haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video EVER
2:39
"You know what im trying to say?"
"Not yet"
I almost felt bad for those guys
So funny! Having a really bad day and, while watching this one, I just couldn't keep my frown on. Hacker makes me laugh! Mumbles is still my favorite, but Hacker is great, too! Thanks for the smiles!
Ed, dude, I watch your videos after smokin a j. They are even more hilarious!
That was hilarious. I think the hacker is one of the best ed bassmaster characters
holy fuck i have never laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't the Hacker fart sometimes when he has a coughing episode?!? :)
Carissa Michelle Morrissey-Gillespie shouldn't you fart up my nose
@@MackABD lol wtf
I Would love nothing more than Ed Bassmaster to Prank my Boss "Johnny Christopher's Home Improvement" lmao
Ed! You funny as HELL my man.
Does it hurt your lungs/throat after you do this character? Love your videos man, much luv from Austin,TX.
I miss this time, was funny
You are a legend my friend 😂
“No, it’s the dust”!!!! That was quick.
I've watched this 3 different times in in the last 4 yrs and it's always funny
damn 600+?? mexicans can do that and extra for atleast 200 and a pack of beer(lunch included?
damn that guy is short
Anton EightBall wtf are you on about! The only way that leprechaun gets any luck is from his gold at the end of his rainbow.
Anton EightBall thank you Anton!!that's my fiance
Melissa Anne MissaLives4glam - That's your fiance fr??
That’s what she said,
About you
He looks like they accidentally washed him on 195° so he shrank
"I was getting ready to give you a lozenger." Lol
You know what im tryna say ? "Oh , not yet" . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂