Craigs List Prank Call...GUY FREAKS OUT!

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  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 4 года назад +2684

    "How much you chargin?"
    "It's free."
    "Oh well ima have to think about that then."
    😂

    • @chocomanger6873
      @chocomanger6873 4 года назад +29

      Yeah, but if it's free, it's probably garbage.

    • @amandaflemming6205
      @amandaflemming6205 4 года назад +16

      Ed, please tell us those aren't your real teeth...

    • @timbibin1301
      @timbibin1301 4 года назад +16

      Only Ed would drop some shit like that lol

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 4 года назад +7

      @@amandaflemming6205 it's a prop

    • @DaShishtys
      @DaShishtys 4 года назад +3

      GalaxyTraveler 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @joellachapel3335
    @joellachapel3335 4 года назад +1091

    He gets so into character lol 😂 like he truly becomes them and doesn’t break

    • @ClassicRockJWM
      @ClassicRockJWM 4 года назад +67

      He laughed when he was talking about the "shit stained mattress"...other than that...perfect.

    • @SteveMe21685
      @SteveMe21685 4 года назад +53

      The look he gets in his eyes make me beleive he’s even thinking in character 🤣

    • @searchingforchicken3459
      @searchingforchicken3459 4 года назад +18

      Especially when he takes the extra steps and gets all dressed up like his characters

    • @Undeadly.
      @Undeadly. 4 года назад +3

      If you haven't seen them check out his Fabuloso vids...lol

    • @Cash4gold84
      @Cash4gold84 4 года назад +1

      Haha 😂 he doesn’t even have too wear the wig

  • @RobbyBabes
    @RobbyBabes Год назад +468

    He's a genius at acting dumb. Love the way he just starts complaining about the guy he was already speaking to lol. Love it.

    • @Kingx90
      @Kingx90 Год назад +16

      And he even gets the complaint wrong 😂

    • @JoesMemos
      @JoesMemos 11 месяцев назад +7

      It really is impressive. He comes up with it on the spot too.

    • @N.Shenavar
      @N.Shenavar 8 месяцев назад +2

      "Sassy" 😅

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 5 месяцев назад

      "acting" dumb lol

  • @mildgooses4401
    @mildgooses4401 2 года назад +488

    I’d never delete that voicemail for my entire life if I got it 😂

    • @jc_malone8217
      @jc_malone8217 Год назад +24

      That voicemail deserves to go viral.

    • @Raymond02ish
      @Raymond02ish Год назад +9

      ​@@hockey_highlights_and_morehow about if the person receiving doesn't know who he is???

    • @samMF3774
      @samMF3774 Год назад +5

      I though that too lol

    • @rossstewart8497
      @rossstewart8497 9 месяцев назад

      @@Raymond02ishtough shit soft arse.

    • @BlazedBob
      @BlazedBob 6 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FruitOfTheSpirit
    @FruitOfTheSpirit 4 года назад +4922

    _"Let me get a pen so I can give you my address."_

    • @mattjudy4037
      @mattjudy4037 4 года назад +170

      I didnt even notice that lmao

    • @joshreuter1009
      @joshreuter1009 4 года назад +79

      He did the same thing on another video. He told a guy they were gonna fight and he said we let me get a pen I’ll give you my address!!!

    • @ianhill9246
      @ianhill9246 4 года назад +36

      Classic Ed line.

    • @michaelrobinson2120
      @michaelrobinson2120 4 года назад +15

      You caught that too lol

    • @Who2Rawww
      @Who2Rawww 4 года назад +6

      @@joshreuter1009 what video is that

  • @azuritygaming
    @azuritygaming 3 года назад +866

    I was dying when he started spilling his whole life story on the voicemail 😂😭😭

    • @sirendancer4677
      @sirendancer4677 2 года назад +28

      If I got a message like that, I would call the poor guy back and bring over a movie and snacks to hang out. The movie would be "Toy Story " so we could sing "You've Got a Friend in Me..."

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 2 года назад +45

      @@sirendancer4677 and then maybe it'll actually lead to you having a friend "in you"

    • @ramondimas1252
      @ramondimas1252 2 года назад +16

      Dude that was funny. The way he coughs and continues is hilarious.

    • @adampatterson2682
      @adampatterson2682 2 года назад +3

      @@RAMIR3Z0 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JonVlogs123
      @JonVlogs123 2 года назад +3

      @@sirendancer4677 Is that a promise? 😁

  • @banzairunner7860
    @banzairunner7860 4 года назад +3194

    “Put the boss on the phone”
    “I am the boss”
    “ yeah I want to complain on the guy I was just talking to”
    😆🤣

    • @sbk6509
      @sbk6509 4 года назад +35

      Mötley Crüe ahh man My favorite part. Hilarious

    • @merganbergan5490
      @merganbergan5490 4 года назад +35

      @4:19

    • @DaShishtys
      @DaShishtys 4 года назад +4

      Mötley Crüe 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂

    • @CrowsDescend
      @CrowsDescend 4 года назад +2

      hahahahaha

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 4 года назад +8

      Omg I was dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @earthling1988
    @earthling1988 Год назад +23

    when ed is closing his eyes, then he is fully immersed into his prankster role, he is pranking and meditating at the same time, a true multitalent.

  • @danielb913
    @danielb913 4 года назад +3582

    Please never stop doing this character. He is gold.

    • @HyperInflation2020
      @HyperInflation2020 4 года назад +25

      Everything gets old.
      Remember how funny Jim Carey was at 1 time?
      Looking back now. It's not that funny.

    • @Bobbynotthingham
      @Bobbynotthingham 4 года назад +17

      @@HyperInflation2020 whats not that funny? His movies?

    • @RoxorTehCoxor
      @RoxorTehCoxor 4 года назад +3

      He's fools gold. Jesus Christ it's the same thing.

    • @AlfGuitar
      @AlfGuitar 4 года назад +31

      Mr. B Jim Carey is one of the GOAT he’ll never get old!

    • @plslc1
      @plslc1 4 года назад +4

      He actually became the character in real life!

  • @Hellasta
    @Hellasta 4 года назад +1384

    "I'm not selling it. I'm giving it away!"
    "Well that's neither her nor there!"

    • @FrontlinerzMusic
      @FrontlinerzMusic 4 года назад +1

      Hellasta 🤣😆🤣😆

    • @Hellasta
      @Hellasta 4 года назад +9

      @@corksoaker4934 this guy gets it

    • @LacedBacon
      @LacedBacon 4 года назад +6

      @@corksoaker4934 thanks for sharing this!!!!

    • @sethmarshall7549
      @sethmarshall7549 4 года назад +2

      @@putitinreverseterry i think the jokes just go over his head man, he cant comprehend them

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 4 года назад +2

      this that n the third

  • @lost.paradise
    @lost.paradise 4 года назад +3407

    something about him doing the call with his eyes closed just kills me

  • @patrickhlavinka6364
    @patrickhlavinka6364 Год назад +186

    Funny thing is people literally are like this on craigslist.

    • @jondoe4667
      @jondoe4667 Год назад +12

      Yeah I've encountered some real characters from Craig's list deals. 🤣

    • @randomfella8084
      @randomfella8084 Год назад +9

      Yea I've seen a called with a lot of weird ass people but that's the thing of the past. It's Facebook marketplace time.

    • @randomcommentator9442
      @randomcommentator9442 Год назад

      No shit dumbass what do you think the back pages lists? Fresh tomatos?

    • @miiz13
      @miiz13 Год назад +1

      #MAGA #covfefe

    • @nathankisner8332
      @nathankisner8332 Год назад +1

      So true. In the beginning I met many good people who became lifelong friends, but every dipshit in the world ruined it and now the government is gonna finish it off.

  • @marimedgal
    @marimedgal 3 года назад +2203

    His facial expressions are priceless. When he starts arguing with the people who are giving away free stuff it’s just too funny. 😂

    • @lilsomething2843
      @lilsomething2843 2 года назад +4

      @@samatatunc9474 weird boy

    • @balwc147
      @balwc147 2 года назад +10

      @@lilsomething2843 you're weird

    • @jeezus1288
      @jeezus1288 2 года назад +1

      @@samatatunc9474 this isn’t tinder man

    • @HalloweenFreak31
      @HalloweenFreak31 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

    • @lordshu007
      @lordshu007 2 года назад +4

      @@balwc147..... Da wrong one..

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +792

    Bassmaster is an actual legend

    • @chaseblunt495
      @chaseblunt495 4 года назад +9

      BassMaster has classmaster and can tap any girls assmaster.

    • @817Moon
      @817Moon 4 года назад +8

      Since the beginning of RUclips

    • @francisbrannan1012
      @francisbrannan1012 4 года назад +7

      Eric yes I'm on it too that Cassidy Campbell has pure ripped off Teste with his shitty Wanksta piece but nar mate u ain't Always Teste. Eds true og talent i think that lads hilarious. I mean just look at it!

    • @vinniedeluca2188
      @vinniedeluca2188 4 года назад +2

      Cassidy Campbell isn’t anywhere near as funny as Bassmaster, he can copy him all he wants but will never compare

    • @mattydips2887
      @mattydips2887 4 года назад +1

      OG for real

  • @matthewutley5370
    @matthewutley5370 4 года назад +1507

    "You ain't gon' put your damn wood chips on my lawn for free" lmao

    • @payrollfinesse
      @payrollfinesse 4 года назад +2

      😭

    • @Meatwad0
      @Meatwad0 4 года назад +40

      "well, then whatcha call fo'??" 🤣

    • @payrollfinesse
      @payrollfinesse 4 года назад +42

      Ong 😂 he flipped the whole script on em

    • @kcsmackman2361
      @kcsmackman2361 4 года назад +2

      😭🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @mirandashepherd8254
      @mirandashepherd8254 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I busted out laughing best part

  • @lightoftheworld1809
    @lightoftheworld1809 2 года назад +173

    The way he gets verbally aggressive with the guy HE called about the wood chips 🤣

    • @Fung-Fung
      @Fung-Fung 9 месяцев назад +8

      And the way he's like "put the boss on the phone..." And then seamlessly acts as if he's now talking to the boss to make a complaint

    • @ej1936
      @ej1936 3 месяца назад

      He started off the call willing to pay for woodchips and ended it cussing the guy out for not paying him to take his woodchips.

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 4 года назад +175

    "Not selling it, im giving it away!"
    "Welll thats neither here nor there"
    Lmao

  • @alabastersnowhill4484
    @alabastersnowhill4484 3 года назад +1802

    The way he flips it on the wood chips guy kills me everytime

    • @TheHungryPigeon
      @TheHungryPigeon 2 года назад +77

      I must have watched this video 50 times and it's still absolutely hilarious.

    • @TheHungryPigeon
      @TheHungryPigeon 2 года назад +102

      You got the wrong one.

    • @therealblacksheep330
      @therealblacksheep330 2 года назад +95

      “Why would I pay you?”
      “………………………………….
      ……..shoot”

    • @TheHungryPigeon
      @TheHungryPigeon 2 года назад +36

      @@therealblacksheep330 The wrong one.

    • @jotheorange
      @jotheorange 2 года назад +1

      ………..shoot…………

  • @lolostockbrada7562
    @lolostockbrada7562 4 года назад +678

    “Put the boss on the phone”
    This is the boss
    “Well I wanna make a complaint about the guy I was just talking to”
    UNDERRATED 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @97mrking
      @97mrking 4 года назад +12

      That part got me so bad 😂🤣

    • @DG77733
      @DG77733 4 года назад +4

      He got sassy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @randyg.7940
      @randyg.7940 Год назад +1

      Shot......................ssssheettt..................the wrong one!!!!

    • @jaroddavies1797
      @jaroddavies1797 5 месяцев назад +1

      Got the wrong one pal

  • @a_soldierz_genetics
    @a_soldierz_genetics Год назад +468

    I watch these over, over, and over. They never get old 🤣🤣

  • @edbassmaster
    @edbassmaster  4 года назад +420

    Is there a Walmark round here?

    • @Sheluvintrey
      @Sheluvintrey 4 года назад +4

      First

    • @missysimpson4630
      @missysimpson4630 4 года назад +13

      It’s by the Mac Donalds

    • @Christ-is-King-
      @Christ-is-King- 4 года назад +3

      I seen a dude wearing a shirt that the business name was Wal Mark.

    • @BranDamBlagg
      @BranDamBlagg 4 года назад +4

      Hep

    • @nojuststfu2942
      @nojuststfu2942 4 года назад +10

      EDDD please, bring back the old characters and more videos you really are the Only real pranker who makes someone laugh like never before

  • @Taylaaaaa562
    @Taylaaaaa562 4 года назад +417

    “Why would I pay you?”
    Shoot..... *awkward long silence* .... shiehhh

    • @ChuckStacksOfficial
      @ChuckStacksOfficial 4 года назад +4

      *Shhiiiiieeeeet*

    • @nawmean
      @nawmean 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gdavis9347
      @gdavis9347 4 года назад +5

      U got the wrong one.. Must think I'm a dope.lol

    • @Taylaaaaa562
      @Taylaaaaa562 4 года назад +3

      G Davis put the boss on the phone!

    • @ryankirsch3609
      @ryankirsch3609 4 года назад +2

      Had me laughing 😂

  • @T43B1GD0G
    @T43B1GD0G 4 года назад +190

    The extended voicemail about the piano killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @drowsynectar6173
      @drowsynectar6173 4 года назад +9

      Haha he just kept going and going it became so real.

    • @trevorjameson3213
      @trevorjameson3213 3 года назад +2

      I have actually gotten voicemail from a drunk guy that went on and on the same way, about his miserable life and family, etc. Lol

    • @thechemi5083
      @thechemi5083 3 года назад

      I would just give him the piano he clearly needs it 😅😅😅

  • @alectriciti
    @alectriciti Год назад +114

    If I ever need a good laugh, these videos never fail to bring me to tears. Thanks for giving us laughter for over a decade Ed!

    • @Fung-Fung
      @Fung-Fung 9 месяцев назад

      Why won't he do more of these?

  • @danielb913
    @danielb913 4 года назад +2283

    He’s got a good amount of subscribers, but he is still the most underrated RUclips ever. And such a loyal fan base.

  • @whoismarkjones9283
    @whoismarkjones9283 4 года назад +551

    "Its free. Im giving it away."
    "Well thats neither here nor there."
    😆😆😆😆

    • @conormcleod5900
      @conormcleod5900 4 года назад +1

      i don't understand the joke 🙁

    • @Filthyheartz
      @Filthyheartz 4 года назад +22

      @@conormcleod5900 usually when someone is giving you something for free you dont complain about it

    • @conormcleod5900
      @conormcleod5900 4 года назад +7

      @@Filthyheartz it's the " thats neither here nor there" expression that i didn't know. Probleem solved 😀

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 4 года назад +2

      Conor Mcleod it makes the joke even more funny now that you know 😃

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 3 года назад +1

      Funny funny funny

  • @aprillockabyradford3679
    @aprillockabyradford3679 4 года назад +811

    "hey I'm calling about the guno pig on Craigslist." "It's gone" "it's gone? it passed away?" Lol

    • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
      @TheRealCaptainFreedom 4 года назад +48

      RIP GUNO.

    • @RM-ed1if
      @RM-ed1if 4 года назад +6

      It's a goner.

    • @thechemi5083
      @thechemi5083 3 года назад +17

      She hung up so fast ...like alright we got a dumbass on the phone 😅😅😅

    • @funnyfack9854
      @funnyfack9854 3 года назад +5

      Lmao boy ain't right

    • @shawnjunior3197
      @shawnjunior3197 3 года назад +3

      The sadest thing is I didnt get that at all till I came here and read it lol

  • @goodmorningsundaymorning4533
    @goodmorningsundaymorning4533 2 года назад +82

    I love this kind of humor 😂 I grew up with the Jerky Boys so this is gold to me.

  • @naomiokehughes1327
    @naomiokehughes1327 4 года назад +533

    “Let me get a pen so I can give you my address” Gets me every time 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @nathanjones6882
    @nathanjones6882 4 года назад +1780

    😂😂😂😂😂”Put the boss on the phone”
    “This is the boss”
    “Well look, I gotta complaint about the guy I was just talking to”😂😂😂😂💀

  • @Officialshayne
    @Officialshayne 4 года назад +372

    “Well that’s neither here nor there”

  • @Litfilmz
    @Litfilmz Год назад +3

    I come back to this video every now and then to give me light when all other lights have faded

  • @MPaluba
    @MPaluba 4 года назад +251

    How much you gon pay me to dump those wood chips on my lawn... I ain’t lettin you do it for free shiiiiiit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lewiswillson99
      @lewiswillson99 4 года назад

      😂

    • @justfacts6105
      @justfacts6105 4 года назад +1

      Tree service im with ppl always come begging for a load then wonder what their gonna do with all of it 😲😉

    • @FrontlinerzMusic
      @FrontlinerzMusic 4 года назад

      MPaluba 😆😆😆

    • @fng9651
      @fng9651 4 года назад +2

      bro ur profile picture scared me

    • @MPaluba
      @MPaluba 4 года назад

      renegadewad3 bahahaha you nasty

  • @Vicariousleighilive..
    @Vicariousleighilive.. 4 года назад +31

    I love it how he just emerses himself in the character pre call

  • @jaimebohrtz4783
    @jaimebohrtz4783 4 года назад +615

    "Put the boss on the phone"
    "This is the boss"
    "Well listen I got a complaint bout yer' guy I was talkin' to" 😂😂😂

    • @zetaleonis4745
      @zetaleonis4745 3 года назад +19

      I died 🤣🤣

    • @jhubluejay
      @jhubluejay 3 года назад +3

      Click

    • @badrish476
      @badrish476 3 года назад +7

      This comment doesn't have enough likes, for real.

    • @jackcrowley493
      @jackcrowley493 3 года назад +2

      @@badrish476 It actually has over 2000 clicks but on a different thread in these comments.

    • @evamajok07
      @evamajok07 3 года назад +1

      I’m dying why

  • @calebeverest8378
    @calebeverest8378 2 года назад +158

    “Why would I pay you?”
    “Shoot”
    … * long pause*
    “Shit”
    *Pause*
    “Got the wrong one”
    😂😂

    • @shayh.3556
      @shayh.3556 2 года назад +20

      “Must think I’m a dope”

    • @spendmoneykwam
      @spendmoneykwam Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MalikethTheBlackBlade1
      @MalikethTheBlackBlade1 Год назад

      @Marouan Fares got da wrong one 🫥😑

    • @zzaher91
      @zzaher91 Год назад +1

      Bruh I've watched this video 20x but your comment got me crying cuz it's like a script for actual video.

  • @lukeyates158
    @lukeyates158 4 года назад +252

    “Well clean out your ears, I’m saying come dump the chips and pay me.”

    • @lisenyoudontknowme
      @lisenyoudontknowme 4 года назад +3

      why would i pay you? lol

    • @sarcastic_redbeard6263
      @sarcastic_redbeard6263 4 года назад +9

      Let me talk to your boss...I am the boss, well I got a complaint about the guy I was just talking to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tylerdowling
      @tylerdowling 4 года назад +1

      Sheeeee

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 4 года назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @RentADad
      @RentADad 4 года назад

      @@lisenyoudontknowme ain't gun letchu put yer chips on mAh lawn 4 free

  • @Goodnews-4u2
    @Goodnews-4u2 4 года назад +290

    Ed straight up told some random people his whole life story on their voicemail

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 4 года назад +2

      @Nick Gurr

    • @Tfisthis6969
      @Tfisthis6969 4 года назад +3

      Killa Gamez it’s 2020 racism is only still a thing Bc of people like you

    • @EliteFilmsGaming
      @EliteFilmsGaming 4 года назад

      Как интересно

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 4 года назад

      οὐτόπος his youtube name was that he just changed it

    • @Goodnews-4u2
      @Goodnews-4u2 4 года назад +3

      Yeah guys you can change your YT name. It’s noice

  • @SunnySoCal
    @SunnySoCal 4 года назад +284

    I click fast when i see a post from ed....

    • @anybodyoutthere3208
      @anybodyoutthere3208 4 года назад +2

      Same! I got a ping alert just now..... dropped the dinner plates on table and ran to the TV to watch on the big screen! Dinner can wait 😎

    • @ISpyNASALIES
      @ISpyNASALIES 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @Yeshua.my.savior
      @Yeshua.my.savior 4 года назад +1

      Big facts

    • @HIMOTHYCOMMENTS
      @HIMOTHYCOMMENTS 4 года назад +1

      Psh!

    • @codycast
      @codycast 4 года назад

      Sunny So Cal cool story bro.

  • @jessesimmons98
    @jessesimmons98 Год назад +2

    “Put the boss on the phone”
    “This is the boss”
    “Well listen i gotta complaint about your guy i was talkin to”😂😂😂

  • @jessejames6157
    @jessejames6157 4 года назад +947

    *PLEASE Ed CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ASAP*

    • @redC16
      @redC16 4 года назад +8

      this guy and swollen are my favourites. Need more! :)

    • @johndoesoudontknow7883
      @johndoesoudontknow7883 4 года назад +7

      This dude is off the hook lmao.

    • @andreyv1
      @andreyv1 3 года назад +7

      8 MOnths later and still nothing. COME ON ED

    • @younganplayz7743
      @younganplayz7743 3 года назад +2

      MORE

    • @tafabeatz
      @tafabeatz 3 года назад +2

      Yes we need Randy prank calls he's just too funny

  • @clc-gl4jn
    @clc-gl4jn 3 года назад +401

    He’s really giving him shit for a free TV not having a stand😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tokyo-go2du
      @Tokyo-go2du 3 года назад +7

      Yea well he's calling listings that he can claim won't fit for his intents and purposes, only, ofc. That's the joke.

    • @Tokyo-go2du
      @Tokyo-go2du 3 года назад +1

      @Daniel Brockman errr wuuhht?

    • @MichiganJFrog.
      @MichiganJFrog. 2 года назад +10

      That coffee table shit absolutely sent me bro

  • @salsaaaaaaa
    @salsaaaaaaa 4 года назад +239

    “No, it’s a fixture”
    “A picture of what”
    Lmfao I’m dead

  • @YOKokob
    @YOKokob 7 месяцев назад +1

    He literally gets deep in to a character 😂😂😂 the Facial expressions

  • @shawnkay5462
    @shawnkay5462 2 года назад +477

    He doesnt even need to dress up and do the facial expressions but he does it for us. What a legend. 😂

  • @meeks9388
    @meeks9388 4 года назад +183

    Ed wearing a wig to make prank calls. That's dedication

  • @triplea5618
    @triplea5618 4 года назад +327

    3:34
    - “How much would i pay you?”
    - “Yeah, you ain’t gon put your damn wood
    chips on my lawn for free”
    LMAO

  • @61elephant
    @61elephant Год назад +2

    This is my favourite video on RUclips. Every 6 months I come back and I cry laughing
    Fuck that’s funny

  • @jasonm4
    @jasonm4 4 года назад +74

    "I was fit'n to check it out to see what it smells like" ROFL!!

    • @j-c-d-z
      @j-c-d-z 5 месяцев назад

      He couldn’t contain himself on that part 😂

  • @bilboswagginz2808
    @bilboswagginz2808 2 года назад +220

    “I’ll slap you silly, boy.”
    This is the best prank call video ever.

    • @spendmoneykwam
      @spendmoneykwam Год назад +5

      Had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pabloqp7929
      @pabloqp7929 Год назад +1

      You might wanna check Scambaiting calls like Kitboga's if ye want sum new standardz!

  • @parr40
    @parr40 4 года назад +129

    “You got anything else for free over there?”
    Hahahahaha I’m dying

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs 2 года назад +1

      Careful what you wish for

    • @parr40
      @parr40 2 года назад +3

      @@Anonymous-lq2bs word….my dog died today & my aunt, Fr crazy, my girl thinks it’s an omen lol

    • @parr40
      @parr40 2 года назад +1

      And by my girl, I mean my hand 🤚

  • @SOL1DSNAKE420
    @SOL1DSNAKE420 Год назад +35

    I love everything you do man. You are hilarious

  • @JonKovach
    @JonKovach 4 года назад +220

    "You ain't gon put yo damn wood chips on my lawn for free"

  • @seanfields7211
    @seanfields7211 4 года назад +619

    This is , literally, the hundredth time I have watched this over the last two days. The wood chip thing just slays me.. I am cry laughing.

    • @93maverick
      @93maverick 4 года назад +16

      TV stand one is second best imo

    • @mike3177
      @mike3177 4 года назад +11

      @@93maverick you dam pothead.

    • @93maverick
      @93maverick 4 года назад +9

      @@mike3177 I dont give a damn what it is!!

    • @aaronkey5798
      @aaronkey5798 4 года назад +3

      It is funny.

    • @93maverick
      @93maverick 4 года назад +13

      @@aaronkey5798 you gotta pay me if you want to dump ya wood chips on ma property

  • @jasonmartin1430
    @jasonmartin1430 4 года назад +810

    "it's free!!!! " " I don't give a damn what it is"

  • @romancingthestrand8242
    @romancingthestrand8242 Год назад +10

    Ed you’re one of the funniest people to ever do it 🙌.
    You’re the G.O.A.T.
    😂

  • @mikiboy1
    @mikiboy1 4 года назад +452

    "You ain't gonna put yer damn woodchips on my lawn for free. U crazy!" lol "you got the wrong one"

  • @Mark-hu1cb
    @Mark-hu1cb 4 года назад +143

    Giving people on Craigslist hell over free stuff lmao 😆
    A+ on this video

  • @diamondharvest4344
    @diamondharvest4344 4 года назад +255

    : Hi I’m calling about the goon-oh pig on Craigslist.
    : it’s gone.
    : it’s gone? It passed away ??
    😂😭😅🤣

    • @neilarmstrong1568
      @neilarmstrong1568 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Ace_Man_Gaming
      @Ace_Man_Gaming 4 года назад +3

      4 seconds in and I'm out of breath laughing. Lol

    • @addzz1208
      @addzz1208 4 года назад +3

      DiamondHarvest rofrlroflroflrloflrofllmfao

  • @levidailey2910
    @levidailey2910 Год назад +1

    "I'm not selling it, I'm giving it away"
    "Well that's neither here nor there"
    Genius.

  • @natedawg3855
    @natedawg3855 4 года назад +167

    “Let me a get a pen so I can give you my address”... Hahahahaha! 🤣

  • @craigcolbourn5764
    @craigcolbourn5764 4 года назад +470

    “That’s neither here nor there”
    Ed’s a comical genius, that quote made my gut hurt I laughed so hard!

    • @tyesoncollins331
      @tyesoncollins331 2 года назад +15

      My mum says “but that’s neither here nor there” at the end of most conversations, I roll my eyes every time lol

    • @HeinrichTheGr8
      @HeinrichTheGr8 Год назад

      @@tyesoncollins331 bless her beautiful soul

    • @fkytubchanel
      @fkytubchanel Год назад +1

      I'm still laughing actually!

  • @aloop3026
    @aloop3026 4 года назад +102

    Dude keep going . This is great

  • @derekscott2457
    @derekscott2457 2 года назад +14

    Absolutely buckled my sides are splitting with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... sending my respect from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 humour is a world wide understanding. Keep it going 💙👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @Koda716
    @Koda716 4 года назад +462

    The worst part is iv actually met people like the character hes playing 😂

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 4 года назад +8

      morty I moved from Southern California to South Carolina in 2008 🤦🏼‍♀️ I totally agree. Got out in 2013 and I’m living in San Antonio Texas now and it’s much more cultured here

    • @nxdynamic_yelo7883
      @nxdynamic_yelo7883 4 года назад +6

      It was him.

    • @CSDonohue11
      @CSDonohue11 4 года назад +2

      Gina Bayer
      I moved from Vegas to Florence, SC. , talk about cloture shock.
      Edit: only stayed in Florence for a 2 years.
      I liked it but it was definitely different.

    • @Koda716
      @Koda716 4 года назад +5

      @shrimp killa101 Shrimp killer*

    • @will13vilaede
      @will13vilaede 4 года назад

      ghahahaha

  • @snitzle96
    @snitzle96 4 года назад +69

    "Lemme get a pen so I can give you my address" haha

  • @BettyWhite2171
    @BettyWhite2171 4 года назад +48

    It's free.
    "Oh I'm gonna have to think about it"
    😂😂

  • @JoseMendez-so3xw
    @JoseMendez-so3xw Год назад +19

    I like the voice mail he left 😂 😂 brother giving his whole life story in one call lol

  • @dand928
    @dand928 4 года назад +258

    “Let me get a pen so I can give you my address”....This man is an absolute legend!

    • @geotechms
      @geotechms 4 года назад +5

      Dan D I didn’t catch that the first time. I’m going to start using that.

    • @Samuel-I
      @Samuel-I 4 года назад +1

      That was the best !
      I about shit.
      That was genius.

    • @MHE602
      @MHE602 4 года назад

      This is part where I lost it 😂

    • @trevorfeit2253
      @trevorfeit2253 4 года назад

      I died laughing

    • @vanillabuffalo4730
      @vanillabuffalo4730 4 года назад

      Not gonna lie.... I almost missed that😂😂

  • @YouGotPropofol
    @YouGotPropofol 2 года назад +154

    Still makes me laugh out loud. Like I’m crying. My girlfriend asked me what’s wrong. She didn’t realize I’m laughing.

  • @Chadiillac
    @Chadiillac 4 года назад +84

    “I don’t give a damn what it is you pothead!” - 9:45 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @josephmccullum9965
    @josephmccullum9965 Год назад +1

    When asks for the boss and then talks to the same guy as if it was a different person 🤣🤣🤣

  • @b23c19s
    @b23c19s 3 года назад +126

    Ed I needed that woodchip call today. On the way to hospital you got me crying laughing.....thank you!!

    • @tammycollins8619
      @tammycollins8619 2 года назад +5

      " I don't understand what you're going on about"

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 4 года назад +505

    “Well that’s neither here nor there” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Papagiorgio153
      @Papagiorgio153 4 года назад +11

      Correct, thats what he said.

    • @jeffreyrogers8151
      @jeffreyrogers8151 4 года назад +12

      @@Papagiorgio153 this is what people do in the RUclips cpmment section. Everybody repeats what they heard in the video

    • @PleaseNoMoreFarmhouseDecor
      @PleaseNoMoreFarmhouseDecor 4 года назад +2

      @@jeffreyrogers8151 why??

    • @NeilKopicki
      @NeilKopicki 4 года назад +23

      ​@@PleaseNoMoreFarmhouseDecor It's a form of validation. People watch the video, laugh, then go to the comment section, and when they see a particular quote written out by someone else, it's a weird feeling of sharing in the humor with other people from around the world. Most people are probably watching these videos alone, so it's the same way you and your friends repeat quotes from shows or movies in person and laugh about it, even if you've seen them hundreds of times.

    • @Papagiorgio153
      @Papagiorgio153 4 года назад +2

      @@NeilKopicki Or, they see 3 people post the same thing with over 100 likes, then copy and paste for attention. It's a recent trend.

  • @GrowingAnswers
    @GrowingAnswers 4 года назад +119

    "I was fixin to smell it"

    • @johncallandrillo3656
      @johncallandrillo3656 4 года назад +4

      Growing Answers I lost it when he started cracking up himself..🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patnigro9152
    @patnigro9152 2 года назад +2

    Ed, you are priceless! I can't stop watching these even from 10+ years ago! keeper gong!!!! LOL

  • @almightyziz
    @almightyziz 4 года назад +95

    Dude where have you been?
    We f***ing missed you.

  • @BuffHotWell88
    @BuffHotWell88 4 года назад +239

    “Hold on... let me get a pen so I can give you my address”. lmao u rule Ed

  • @slipknotfan2358
    @slipknotfan2358 2 года назад +94

    "come dump the chips and pay me" is my new favorite quote. I laughed so hard my brain done hurt itself bahaha... great video!

  • @karllagerfeld15
    @karllagerfeld15 3 месяца назад +3

    “Let me get a pen so I can give you my address”😂 Bruh💀

  • @tafabeatz
    @tafabeatz 3 года назад +544

    Randy: You ain't gon put your damn wood chips on my lawn for free, you got the wrong one 🤣🤣🤣 bro this line cracks me up all the time

    • @jamilitary07
      @jamilitary07 3 года назад +19

      "Shoot".. "shit".. you got the wrong one LMAOOOOO!

    • @MD-ds6ig
      @MD-ds6ig 2 года назад +4

      Shoot…sheeeeet lmao

    • @BYOB561
      @BYOB561 2 года назад +4

      @@jamilitary07 the whole video was good but that was the best part. 😂😂😂

    • @NeighborWithAGlock32
      @NeighborWithAGlock32 2 года назад +8

      @@jamilitary07 the wrong one , must think im a dope lol

    • @tkoester9509
      @tkoester9509 Год назад +3

      Put the boss on the phone
      I am the boss
      I got a complaint about one of your guys
      AU

  • @LoveeTayyx3
    @LoveeTayyx3 3 года назад +40

    “A light fixture”
    “What’s it fixin to do?” 🤣

  • @thargraves1121
    @thargraves1121 4 года назад +117

    Lol best person on RUclips
    I lost it when he said “you got the wrong one”

    • @supervisorjd4458
      @supervisorjd4458 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Hargraves 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sam07kay
      @Sam07kay 4 года назад

      I was cryinggggg 😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @jadoon702
      @jadoon702 4 года назад

      Mr. Hargraves me too that was so well timed

    • @Ameliarodriguez1101
      @Ameliarodriguez1101 4 года назад

      Mr. Hargraves yea me too

  • @SarTiVajh
    @SarTiVajh 5 месяцев назад +2

    8:00 - he said he saw shit stain on the mattress and then said he wanted to check it out and see what it smelled like. LMFAOOOOO 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zacharymaes9404
    @zacharymaes9404 4 года назад +67

    “It’s free”
    “Well I’m going to have to think about that”

    • @nawmean
      @nawmean 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryeep
    @bryeep 3 года назад +194

    "Calling about your couch"
    "Yes, sir"
    "Issa-wuerrrr-urrreffyhfgghh-errhhhe-luggg-luhh-Love seat couch?"
    💀💀💀 #imweak

    • @kimikolei533
      @kimikolei533 3 года назад +11

      Lemme get a pen so i can give u my address

    • @felipetejeda7545
      @felipetejeda7545 3 года назад

      “You got the wrong one, you gotta pay me rent if you dropping wood chips off on my damn yard” lmfao

  • @himynameistonyable
    @himynameistonyable 4 года назад +218

    “why would i pay you?”
    “shoot”

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 года назад +15

      ...
      "Shiiieee-"

    • @tomm8195
      @tomm8195 4 года назад +3

      Shiiii

    • @tomm8195
      @tomm8195 4 года назад

      @@diabl2master 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @R30-o2x
      @R30-o2x 3 года назад +2

      @@diabl2master ...
      "Tha wron wun"

  • @danieldennehy3578
    @danieldennehy3578 Год назад +1

    The light fixture one killed me 😭

  • @InternationalSpaceForce
    @InternationalSpaceForce 4 года назад +550

    This guy really gave a whole speech about his wife leaving him for his coworker and him having to raise his 2 daughters by himself, just to get a FREE piano.

  • @0_o.69
    @0_o.69 4 года назад +148

    Ed, please redo the Bluetooth man. The one called “return of Bluetooth man” is my favorite video you’ve ever done

    • @FM_User1
      @FM_User1 4 года назад +9

      My fav. is Psh in New York. XD

    • @calvin-
      @calvin- 4 года назад +9

      Not now.
      I'm on my Bluetooth.
      Thanks.

    • @lookmomitsthatboy1869
      @lookmomitsthatboy1869 4 года назад +2

      Would ya look at that man is by far my favorite

    • @chris61981
      @chris61981 4 года назад +1

      He doesn't do Bluetooth man, psh, tequila or porn people on the news anymore

    • @petefunk
      @petefunk 4 года назад +4

      @@chris61981 porn people on the news? When did he do that?

  • @ATgameReview
    @ATgameReview 4 года назад +274

    who else is crying after watching this...such a heartfelt story about his two daughters 1 like = 1 prayer for his therapy piano

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 3 года назад +7

      I'm crying laughing for sure!

    • @BigKO89
      @BigKO89 3 года назад

      You are a dumbass

    • @dannilaser16
      @dannilaser16 3 года назад +1

      Not me, I’m laughing.the whole thing was funny!

    • @ATgameReview
      @ATgameReview 3 года назад +4

      @@dannilaser16 some people don’t understand a joke and it shows

    • @dannilaser16
      @dannilaser16 3 года назад

      @@ATgameReview I agree! Idiots.

  • @mariebronco8262
    @mariebronco8262 Год назад +1

    Sat here last night and binge watch over and over 😁👍

  • @prodbyabe
    @prodbyabe 4 года назад +121

    i was already dying from the thumbnail

    • @narcleptik
      @narcleptik 4 года назад +3

      Saaame 😂😂😂

    • @nathanarievlis3985
      @nathanarievlis3985 4 года назад +2

      Ed is terrible at clickbait Haha.
      The thumbnail gave away everything !

    • @x1prodigy0x
      @x1prodigy0x 4 года назад +3

      Already knew it was gonna be a hitter 😤🔥🔥

    • @calvin-
      @calvin- 4 года назад +2

      That thumbnail is the real spirit animal.

  • @oshkoshbegone
    @oshkoshbegone 3 года назад +445

    This man has a gift, you woulda been perfect for mad tv

    • @dannygilmore6399
      @dannygilmore6399 3 года назад +13

      Mad TV was terrible.

    • @joshj3346
      @joshj3346 3 года назад +2

      @@dannygilmore6399 was just as good as SNL, not really saying much though. So yeah, you’re right...mad TV was terrible.

    • @vicariouswitness
      @vicariouswitness 3 года назад +4

      @@dannygilmore6399 yeah , but with Ed it would only have been better

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 3 года назад +28

      Mad tv was the best

    • @mod91Kauai
      @mod91Kauai 3 года назад +4

      Yep. Ed is a comedic genius.

  • @NickBirdManeS
    @NickBirdManeS 2 года назад +13

    "Well clean out your ears, im sayin, come dump the chips and pay me"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @C.Ralph.Quad.
    @C.Ralph.Quad. 8 месяцев назад

    "must think I'm a dope" ... Underrated line

  • @Hightidesgoodvibes1228
    @Hightidesgoodvibes1228 4 года назад +64

    “You’ve been drinking haven’t you? You Alabama hick, don’t you call my phone no more.”

    • @babylove8541
      @babylove8541 4 года назад +1

      😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @cringekid8435
    @cringekid8435 4 года назад +25

    7:42 “How much you want for it?”
    “It’s free”
    “Ugh I might have to think about that”
    I hate repeating what happened in the video but that’s just gold.

  • @isadormoti6977
    @isadormoti6977 4 года назад +172

    "let me get a pen, so I can give you my address" Too funny!

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +24

    You know he loves his job.