Asking Home Depot for Criminal Advice.

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @stephenp6411
    @stephenp6411 11 месяцев назад +1304

    Lmao the first employee was totally on board until that last question

    • @hanaspa
      @hanaspa 11 месяцев назад +38

      Boundaries!

    • @joierivera4698
      @joierivera4698 11 месяцев назад +73

      love the first guy! Shoutout to Home Depot with the best customer service.

    • @PhoenixAscending
      @PhoenixAscending 11 месяцев назад +29

      Yeah, they cut the camera at the perfect time. Hilarious

    • @be4stable
      @be4stable 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao

    • @stringbender3
      @stringbender3 11 месяцев назад +13

      I was hoping he would show the full final reaction, idk why he didn’t…

  • @larrydanadavid2435
    @larrydanadavid2435 11 месяцев назад +316

    Infiltrate motion sensors, trickulate alarm systems, prying open doors…this dude is hilarious

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 11 месяцев назад +821

    I really don’t know how he doesn’t crack himself up, especially when he makes the click noise and goofy eyes. 😂

  • @hv4285
    @hv4285 11 месяцев назад +66

    1:54, "what kind of rope would you recommend for tying people up", "it's just a prank on a family" 🤣🤣

  • @BuckMcAntlerson
    @BuckMcAntlerson 11 месяцев назад +174

    Dude the improv character acting is top notch.

    • @edbassmaster
      @edbassmaster  11 месяцев назад +77

      Appreciate on the stremf

    • @jamesmorgan9474
      @jamesmorgan9474 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@edbassmasterman, you have to come over to my hometown, London, England. Skippy would go down a storm. Please Ed, I'm begging.....?

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 11 месяцев назад

      Ed you are the man! Can't wait to see your show live in Ohio@@edbassmaster

  • @charliebrown4799
    @charliebrown4799 11 месяцев назад +61

    I went into my local home Depot looking for the best tools to cut into a safe. I told the employee my intentions. He didn't hesitate to go into great detail about all my options and was very helpful. Because of this, I'm a home Depot customer for life. Lowe's on the other hand...

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад +5

      Sometimes you forget the combo

    • @pimpnick4920
      @pimpnick4920 11 месяцев назад

      Home depot sells millfucky. Lowes nope

    • @jaminmaki4243
      @jaminmaki4243 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's pretty common,for many reasons.

  • @marz1054
    @marz1054 11 месяцев назад +110

    First dude was a hit man for the gambino crime family in his prime 😂

    • @Tero92
      @Tero92 8 месяцев назад +2

      His the guy who sold the nailgun to snoop on the wire.

  • @road_king_dude
    @road_king_dude 11 месяцев назад +73

    This is honestly better than any customer service Ive ever gotten at Home Depot

    • @maltlickytexas
      @maltlickytexas Месяц назад

      You must change your profession.😂

  • @l80sman104
    @l80sman104 11 месяцев назад +271

    That last guy is just trying to stay out of trouble. 😅

    • @JustGrillingandChilling.
      @JustGrillingandChilling. 11 месяцев назад +32

      Good on him!!

    • @billymcginnis1943
      @billymcginnis1943 11 месяцев назад +6

      I know dog, that dude was trying to get Teste in trouble..

    • @danacostello5908
      @danacostello5908 11 месяцев назад +4

      After watching his vids, I sit and wait for the next. I belly ache at all the antics.

    • @relikvija
      @relikvija 11 месяцев назад

      hahaha
      @@billymcginnis1943

    • @LeoZeKiwi
      @LeoZeKiwi 11 месяцев назад +3

      Or he knows a potential kidnapping when he sees one.

  • @itoohavedreams
    @itoohavedreams 11 месяцев назад +154

    15 years later I'm still cracking up & tearing up from your videos !
    "disassemblate" LOL

    • @23100Battlefield
      @23100Battlefield 11 месяцев назад +11

      My favourite is when somone tells him to stop solicitation. And hes like
      "I aint been sicilin' dog"

    • @danacostello5908
      @danacostello5908 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@23100Battlefield I know that video well. The way he looked at that guard when he said it was the best.

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam 11 месяцев назад

      Damn EB OG right here

  • @dashermorgan
    @dashermorgan 11 месяцев назад +39

    The last dude already got two strikes and he's not trying to go back😂

  • @the.shotgun.approach
    @the.shotgun.approach 11 месяцев назад +28

    Now this was a banger Ed!😂
    "So don't do it and you won't get caught." -words to live by

  • @montanaplease
    @montanaplease 11 месяцев назад +307

    That’s a shame, how the smartest person was the one who was just out of jail himself out of the whole video

    • @Matt-yj1lz
      @Matt-yj1lz 11 месяцев назад +20

      Funny thing is all those other dudes would be trusted with more important higher paying type jobs than the dude with the record

    • @elidossett658
      @elidossett658 11 месяцев назад +39

      What lol. That’s the employees job. You help customers find what they’re looking for. Not anyone’s business why you buy what you buy.

    • @eatdabutt
      @eatdabutt 11 месяцев назад +17

      I think OP was talking about the dude with the orange hood at the end of the video bud. The one just standing on the side of the road that admitted to being on probation you know? The one who's not an employee but a dude who has actual street smarts.
      "I don't know, I don't care, I'm not interested, it's not my business"
      Words of a wise man who's been thru the system and survived.
      ​@elidossett658

    • @leoarmand751
      @leoarmand751 11 месяцев назад +15

      I’m hopeful for that last guy!

    • @shawnbottomley6381
      @shawnbottomley6381 11 месяцев назад +3

      I agree with that statement. At least he was on camera refusing to do a potential breaking, but with all seriousness I know this video was meant to be a joke but always good to have street smart.

  • @Trixie_Django
    @Trixie_Django 7 месяцев назад +3

    That last dude saw crazy already coming and he's like... "nope". *Spit... "nope". 🤣 That's a man with some history and done playin'. Respect. Lol

  • @danmcclellan2451
    @danmcclellan2451 11 месяцев назад +214

    Why this man does not have a sitcom on national television is beyond my comprehension! 👏👏👏👏👏✌️😂😂😂

    • @evognayr
      @evognayr 11 месяцев назад +45

      No one watches TV anymore, he gets more views on RUclips.

    • @edbassmaster
      @edbassmaster  11 месяцев назад +131

      I might get mines

    • @linsqopiring6816
      @linsqopiring6816 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@edbassmasterWhat about your one on CMT?

    • @fookingsog
      @fookingsog 11 месяцев назад

      'Cause he have it on
      Ghett0T👀b!!! 😂

    • @GTLNewyork
      @GTLNewyork 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@edbassmasteryou better put in an appy app right quick

  • @chrispatriot575
    @chrispatriot575 9 месяцев назад +2

    Damn that last dude is reformed for sure, props to him

  • @jackjurphy5020
    @jackjurphy5020 11 месяцев назад +149

    This character is freakin hilarious. Do this guy all the time

    • @teenmomAT14toRN
      @teenmomAT14toRN 11 месяцев назад +4

      Lmao he be doing the most

    • @larrydanadavid2435
      @larrydanadavid2435 11 месяцев назад +8

      Nah…Mumbles dog, that’s the dude.

    • @zechschannel
      @zechschannel 11 месяцев назад +5

      I work is hilarious

    • @pavelbelov9957
      @pavelbelov9957 11 месяцев назад +10

      So far is CHIP DIAMOND, he is super cocky!!

    • @PhoenixAscending
      @PhoenixAscending 11 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, he and Chip are the 2 best by far imo.

  • @jvillebil13
    @jvillebil13 11 месяцев назад +18

    Ed's videos crack me up like crazy but the fact of the matter is there really are people with that mentality and are doing things like that. I guarantee you if he asked enough people he'd find a lookout. Keep em coming Edl

  • @MustangWriter
    @MustangWriter 11 месяцев назад +120

    Word has it those employees are still watching Crime Stoppers to call in for the reward. 😂

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose 11 месяцев назад +2

      I can believe that. "Yeah yeah, he just left the store....."😂

  • @makeyourownluck8823
    @makeyourownluck8823 11 месяцев назад +8

    That last guy looks like trouble has been following him everywhere 😄 and it just came up on em again 😂

  • @bigjuice7020
    @bigjuice7020 11 месяцев назад +33

    Don't do it. You won't get locked up. Best advice ever!🤔🤣

  • @tomprice4016
    @tomprice4016 11 месяцев назад +9

    Ed’s range of personalities is as wide as it is deep. What a G.

  • @EverydayWithBobby
    @EverydayWithBobby 11 месяцев назад +63

    Ed uploads never disappoint 😂

  • @shanegouker1628
    @shanegouker1628 11 месяцев назад +20

    Teste is by far my favorite character. There is no shame in his game!

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 11 месяцев назад +32

    Man, that last guy couldn't even help a brother out! 😆

  • @Jude-z5q
    @Jude-z5q 11 месяцев назад +3

    One time i was moving some couches in a truck while it was raining so i stopped at walmart and asked an employee " can you tell me where i can find a really good tarp, like a homicide grade tarp that keeps the smell in and the water out?" Teenage employee paused with a look of disgust and disbelief, then told me where to look. I embarrassed the hell out of the friend i was with because he didnt know i would ask that.

  • @tonyanderson5363
    @tonyanderson5363 11 месяцев назад +15

    Most underrated prankster on youtube man. Absolute legend.
    Do some more prankcalls! Theyre so damn funny😂 I say your "Playin possum with me" line all the time

  • @BAndres1
    @BAndres1 11 месяцев назад +59

    The last guy is really trying to stay on the right path. Good for him 😊

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 11 месяцев назад +2

      not for long he'll be back in the joint soon

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@ModMax69If he stays positively strong like he did here, I doubt it

    • @kasey7638
      @kasey7638 11 месяцев назад +1

      Right lol... When you're on probation and a random stranger asks you to do a 200,000 heist I'm pretty sure that common sense would tell you something is wrong. Even for the dumbest of people...

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 11 месяцев назад

      @@kasey7638 It sounds like an easy come-up but it's not worth it😬

  • @CrownRickAuto
    @CrownRickAuto 11 месяцев назад +136

    The crappiest part of the video is when it video ends! :(...

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 10 месяцев назад +1

      nothing in the video is crappy if you don't like it do better

    • @MTJSJTWP
      @MTJSJTWP 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Gerald0613you’re not very smart

  • @thejustinjustin1233
    @thejustinjustin1233 11 месяцев назад +6

    It’s good to still see you uploading ed. You’re one of my favorite original RUclipsrs.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад

      Keeping YT alive

  • @floater1063
    @floater1063 11 месяцев назад +18

    First guy knew too much

  • @sarahratliff482
    @sarahratliff482 11 месяцев назад +8

    This is hilarious! You found the nicest guys in Rochester! When you said, "On the stremph." I lost it! My friend, Adrian, used to say that line all the time. Haven't heard that in years! LOL

    • @jlock9085
      @jlock9085 11 месяцев назад

      I go to that home depot occasionally lol.

  • @EmilySmith-xw4op
    @EmilySmith-xw4op 11 месяцев назад +19

    The bassmaster never fails 😂 so funny!

  • @displayfireworks
    @displayfireworks 11 месяцев назад +2

    0:43 I like how he added that quick"Dam" in there. LOL

  • @Jay_Z.
    @Jay_Z. 11 месяцев назад +14

    I love Ed, his content never disappoints! "You got that Weedle!?" 😂

  • @tjrag3287
    @tjrag3287 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hitting the like button before the video even started! Cos you know, we always teste, you feel me!

  • @MR-sy8gp
    @MR-sy8gp 11 месяцев назад +18

    I like how you roll your hands when they are answering your question, like you trying to hurry them up 😂😂

  • @iplaymmos-io2ow
    @iplaymmos-io2ow 11 месяцев назад +2

    Ed, I watched you waaay back when you did your "Will you just look at it?" bit, and I'm glad to see you still pumping out material. Wishing you the best 🙂

  • @elrablo3286
    @elrablo3286 11 месяцев назад +6

    Last guy was like: the hood is still chasing me hard man

  • @JoshNelson-b3y
    @JoshNelson-b3y 11 месяцев назад +1

    Possessing the ability to get on a "gangster ghetto swag" approach as he does time and time again, is so uncommon. Most's attempts are silly or dis-ingenuine, AND so seeing this man (You) hit it out the park ever time is a gift from God!

  • @deegee9560
    @deegee9560 11 месяцев назад +6

    I burst out laughing when Ed did that "click - tik"...after that second guy I thought he would do that frozen ugly face! I laughed so hard anticipating that! LOL

  • @kfitzy89
    @kfitzy89 11 месяцев назад

    At the very end with that noise and gesture you combined iWork, psh and always teste seamlessly 🤣

  • @iliketocomment8144
    @iliketocomment8144 11 месяцев назад +3

    Everyone is so nice when it comes to conversation about criminal behavior at Home Depot. 🇺🇸

  • @Brand_One
    @Brand_One 11 месяцев назад +1

    I really like the quick "DAMN!" That's something I would say. lol @3:02

  • @Buddybelly08
    @Buddybelly08 11 месяцев назад +5

    I can’t believe people are helping him😂 THIS WORLD IS BRAINLESS

  • @drewzze
    @drewzze 11 месяцев назад +2

    OMG!!! Killed me with ."Disasimulate the cameraz" ...followed up ..." there's a jawn dat can trickulate the cameraz" ...that's gold Ed!!

  • @HouseOfCardsTarot
    @HouseOfCardsTarot 11 месяцев назад +6

    😂 10 years later I’m still laughing

  • @MannyDer
    @MannyDer 11 месяцев назад +2

    funny how the cutter and the crowbar are in the same aisle, Home Depot knows whats up

  • @AlvOhBoy
    @AlvOhBoy 11 месяцев назад +3

    It’s always important to disassemblate the cameras….on the stremf! Lmao

  • @ILOVEBACONBOY2018
    @ILOVEBACONBOY2018 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ed you seriously make me smile, in dark days I can smile, your videos rock long time fan!

  • @jakerose992
    @jakerose992 11 месяцев назад +19

    First dudes a career criminal for sure 🤣🤣

    • @chicospaintingco
      @chicospaintingco 11 месяцев назад +1

      He needs his job. Not a good look.

    • @jack123xyz
      @jack123xyz 11 месяцев назад

      he saw the camera for sure

    • @Lexesbenz
      @Lexesbenz 2 месяца назад

      lol I promise you he’s not. Yes, I actually know him. He saw the camera and was beyond confused.

  • @betweenlamppost
    @betweenlamppost 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ed is Always Teste!! the most underrated comedian on earth

  • @23100Battlefield
    @23100Battlefield 11 месяцев назад +3

    You should have went back in dressed as the CIA agent character asking of anyone has seen the individal 😂😂

  • @CrazyRampage
    @CrazyRampage 11 месяцев назад +1

    The last guy probably thought the cops were testing him lmao

  • @cmontalvo194
    @cmontalvo194 11 месяцев назад +5

    The 1st guy was damn near an accomplice to the crime 😂😂😂😂💯

  • @pete8299
    @pete8299 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hahaha that poor dude at the end wanted nothing to do with the plan

  • @LiamHantos
    @LiamHantos 11 месяцев назад +18

    Never fails to make anyone laugh 😂

  • @scottk2774
    @scottk2774 10 месяцев назад

    I’m addicted to these videos!!😂 he is a very talented man. His ability to keep his composure and basically ad lib is incredible. Thanks Ed!!

  • @mimilovea2962
    @mimilovea2962 11 месяцев назад +8

    Another banger! 😂😂😂❤️

  • @Space__Rooster
    @Space__Rooster 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol this is by far the most helpful home improvement store employee ive ever seen. Usually they have no idea where or what anything is.

  • @richdelgzz
    @richdelgzz 11 месяцев назад +4

    Should of dropped an Appie… good help is hard to find 😂

  • @elitebpatch
    @elitebpatch 11 месяцев назад +2

    I fucking love you Ed best to ever do it , the true OG love ya bassmaster

  • @alexanderperez2485
    @alexanderperez2485 11 месяцев назад +3

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT RIGHTT HEREE

  • @mud-5470
    @mud-5470 11 месяцев назад +1

    You just keep getting better and more funny with your craft Ed. Good shit!

  • @dentatusdentatus1592
    @dentatusdentatus1592 11 месяцев назад +4

    Thief - "I don't want to get locked up."
    Stranger - "Then don't do it."
    😂😂😂

  • @Scyfzer
    @Scyfzer 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao.. the last part bro got me crying😂

  • @joejoe7469
    @joejoe7469 11 месяцев назад +3

    LMMFAO😂😂😂 ❤

  • @Luke-ofStoke-Factor
    @Luke-ofStoke-Factor 11 месяцев назад +2

    Infiltrating the Crib Yo!!!😅😊😂

  • @Yaseen-mi
    @Yaseen-mi 11 месяцев назад

    OG was having non of that foolishness . Retired from the streets 😂

  • @NoTimeToBleed09
    @NoTimeToBleed09 11 месяцев назад

    Please don’t ever stop making videos. True greatness

  • @Kmac223
    @Kmac223 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:45 🤣 that guys solid lol too many softys around
    Funny vid too should run some more of it

  • @gloopdogg905
    @gloopdogg905 11 месяцев назад

    OMG that is so hilarious. Love the clicking noise with the head nod.

  • @maxahissou7574
    @maxahissou7574 5 месяцев назад

    That last guy, God bless you sir!🙌 And Ed Bassmaster, you are the best!👍🏆

  • @Yessirdo
    @Yessirdo 11 месяцев назад

    The cross eyed look mid convo 😂 character on point 💯

  • @BalsaRadunovic
    @BalsaRadunovic 11 месяцев назад +2

    Man I wish this prank was longer, Ed you're a legend 😂

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao I started watching Ed like 15 years ago, still my favorite prankster lol

  • @scottyfrederick4981
    @scottyfrederick4981 11 месяцев назад +1

    Conspiracy to commit a murder by laughter? I almost choked on my Pringles chip when the first guy told you how to break the jam!😂

  • @TGS940
    @TGS940 11 месяцев назад +1

    Shout out Rochester NY and props to bass going there 🔥

  • @VmxIsOnTop
    @VmxIsOnTop 11 месяцев назад +1

    still the best on RUclips

  • @Buddybelly08
    @Buddybelly08 11 месяцев назад +1

    It’s his cocked eye and sincerity for me😂

  • @thomasfarley6052
    @thomasfarley6052 11 месяцев назад +2

    Man it just does not get any better than this i could watch these all day. Absolutely fabulous could not stop laughing. Looking forward to more Ed,, brother you are the best and those facial expressions just kill me. I t is so funny to watch the countenance on these peoples face when you are doing you're thing. Take care man

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner 11 месяцев назад +1

    "What kinda rope would you recommend for tying people up" is a crazy question 😂

  • @Tony-op6xf
    @Tony-op6xf 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:04 😂😂😂😂😂WHAT!

  • @jansassets5566
    @jansassets5566 11 месяцев назад

    The security camera with guy #2 makes up words…. Disassemblate lol omg!!! 😂😂😂

  • @DigiDoll8
    @DigiDoll8 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you for being a light in this dark world 🙏

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. 11 месяцев назад +1

    That click noise gets me every time lmao

  • @JohnS-er7jh
    @JohnS-er7jh 11 месяцев назад +1

    the clicking noises he makes are the best...LOL. Always Teste.

  • @lucien4980
    @lucien4980 11 месяцев назад +1

    U the man Ed. Ur so damn funny. This made my night man, that first guy when u asked about gloves and ski mask lmfao.

  • @bruceandteo
    @bruceandteo 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is pure class...... only just found this guy now. Me and Teo will be doing this in the future.... not the robbery, the comedy ❤😂

  • @lanemeyer9350
    @lanemeyer9350 Месяц назад +1

    3:30: Dude’s not looking to catch another case

  • @wvsoldier2001
    @wvsoldier2001 11 месяцев назад

    One of the best!!😂😂 dang man, teste's eyes always be going cross-eyed when he's in some deep conversation! Stay teste!😂😂

  • @lisab6375
    @lisab6375 11 месяцев назад +1

    Last guy missed out. Hes the epitome of, “my names Bennett and I aint in it” 😂

  • @The_Don_TV
    @The_Don_TV 11 месяцев назад

    Ed trying to talk into action that last guy... "I can't go down like that!" 😂😂

  • @GoogleNewgoogle
    @GoogleNewgoogle 2 месяца назад

    This is awesome!!!!! Quality content!! Restoring my faith in youtube.

  • @Tom2312yueyei
    @Tom2312yueyei 3 месяца назад

    The mouth pops, and the hand gestures is F hilarious 😂

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda 11 месяцев назад +1

    The last guy didn't want nothing to do with you. "Don't do it and you won't go to jail." Lmao

  • @skannal
    @skannal 10 месяцев назад +1

    ...a device that can "trickulate" the camera LOL

  • @williamm.9255
    @williamm.9255 11 месяцев назад +1

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! ON THE STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!💯💯💯💯💯😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gustavomartinez4399
    @gustavomartinez4399 10 месяцев назад

    I've seen a lot of the videos you make and this is by far one of the best ones

  • @dandeman46
    @dandeman46 11 месяцев назад +1

    Da GOAT 🐐!!!