Ed Bassmaster: "Smoke Break"

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2017
  • Ed tries out some new jokes on a store employee.
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  • @calebolson9972
    @calebolson9972 7 лет назад +1569

    The victim is like, "Just another normal day at Walmart."

  • @williammiller7593
    @williammiller7593 6 лет назад +116

    He nails these characters so perfectly. I've seen or met someone exactly like each of his characters!

    • @carlbaumeister3439
      @carlbaumeister3439 3 года назад +6

      Me, too. For instance, the character who works out at the gym and smarts off to everyone-there’s a guy at my gym who’s exactly like the guy, goofy hair & jeans, everything!

    • @LisaMitchellGD
      @LisaMitchellGD Год назад +1

      It's so true ...

  • @NoName-dt2st
    @NoName-dt2st 2 года назад +41

    I was laughing so hard my cats thought something was wrong with me lmaoooo

    • @inkymunster1591
      @inkymunster1591 4 месяца назад

      Your comment made me laugh even more ... my dog was the same .. 😂

  • @MakaveliThaDonKilluminati
    @MakaveliThaDonKilluminati 3 года назад +67

    That poor dudes break went straight in the toilet lmfaoo

    • @LisaMitchellGD
      @LisaMitchellGD 3 года назад +2

      I like to think he was amused by it and looking back is happy he was a part of it 🙂

  • @TheJayDawgZ
    @TheJayDawgZ 7 лет назад +1027

    You ruined his only break time he gets. lol

  • @Cw81Deut6n4
    @Cw81Deut6n4 5 лет назад +253

    That dude was patient. I would have walked off like 3 seconds into that 😄

  • @theparadigmshift74
    @theparadigmshift74 6 лет назад +316

    boy did i pick the wrong time to take my break

  • @porksausage3683
    @porksausage3683 5 лет назад +312

    Even Ed Bassmaster isn't weird enough for walmart

    • @JT_8283
      @JT_8283 4 года назад +6

      Right

    • @Garrick1983
      @Garrick1983 4 года назад +5

      They’re like , “whose this rich asshole brushing his teeth”.

    • @sarahfaith316
      @sarahfaith316 4 года назад +3

      🤣 👏 Best comment award 🏆

  • @kevinbodnar3719
    @kevinbodnar3719 5 лет назад +157

    This character should be on a commercial to prevent people from smoking. Would save lives

    • @JT_8283
      @JT_8283 4 года назад +9

      Do you really think a guy coughing is going to stop people from smoking hahahaha right

    • @almightyziz
      @almightyziz 3 года назад +1

      @kenshi jin 2:04 me thinking about what you said

    • @amianlione8070
      @amianlione8070 3 года назад +2

      For real haha he makin me want to quit !

    • @mickblock
      @mickblock 2 года назад

      Because nobody sees anything unless it's a commercial?

  • @peteflores9379
    @peteflores9379 2 года назад +10

    When he says " you got that my man" and laughs…it’s those little things that are funny AF.!!

  • @toddmurat2673
    @toddmurat2673 3 года назад +22

    LMAO this makes me want to have a cigarette and quit smoking at the same time.

  • @SweetyetS0ur
    @SweetyetS0ur 7 лет назад +107

    "i cant take this heat"
    wearing a jacket and sweats

  • @swimbait1
    @swimbait1 5 лет назад +25

    That kid was so patient

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews 7 лет назад +248

    *sound of windbreaker jacket*

  • @michellejesica
    @michellejesica 7 лет назад +279

    this is the golden age of comedy

    • @kleffner123456
      @kleffner123456 5 лет назад +7

      Really!?

    • @richardmorris7063
      @richardmorris7063 4 года назад +1

      Definitely wouldn't go over well w/ the snowflakes that make up half the population now.

    • @h_j_v
      @h_j_v 4 года назад

      Michelle Hernandez You wouldn’t even know it watching this video!

    • @emoneyg33
      @emoneyg33 4 года назад +2

      This shot is str8 whack garbage..

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 года назад +3

      80s and 90s were the golden age of comedy back when madtv existed. Now it’s all censored and politically corrected. You still find good gems of comedy like this man

  • @amorlandris8768
    @amorlandris8768 4 года назад +335

    During Corona this is considered domestic terrorism.

    • @pioneerbumpin
      @pioneerbumpin 4 года назад +10

      hahahahahahaha lmfao.....made my day!!!!!

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 4 года назад +9

      Lol yup. If you had of been told that 6 months ago it would have sounded even more ridiculous, yet here we are.

    • @ColenelKKKush
      @ColenelKKKush 4 года назад

      😆😆😆

    • @ketofitforlife2917
      @ketofitforlife2917 4 года назад

      This comment killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☠

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 4 года назад +1

      ​@@ketofitforlife2917 Looks like you died from covid then 🤣

  • @LisaMitchellGD
    @LisaMitchellGD 3 года назад +13

    When he sat down next to him on the bench I felt so bad for the guy
    ..some break 🤣

    • @patrickflaherty6586
      @patrickflaherty6586 3 года назад +2

      Yea, can't even take a break from those Walmart weirdos
      .😂😂

    • @LisaMitchellGD
      @LisaMitchellGD 3 года назад

      @@patrickflaherty6586 😆😆
      You can run but you can't hide 😆

  • @tyler20018
    @tyler20018 7 лет назад +50

    this is fucking hilarious, I'm fucking dying right now

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 5 лет назад +18

    The funny thing is, the guy went along with the joke and said it would take "Two" pollacks to screw in a light bulb 😂

  • @josephhernandez1605
    @josephhernandez1605 7 лет назад +50

    Auuuuuggggghhhhh! Hacker always coughing up a lung! Keep em coming Ed! ! 👍👍

  • @HilarityBribo
    @HilarityBribo 5 лет назад +18

    Ed always brightens the day, keep making those videos man

  • @LittleRedHeadedCountry89
    @LittleRedHeadedCountry89 7 лет назад +69

    Hey Eddie (; I Don't Know If You Remember me Or Not But I've Been watching Your Video's Since 2007, And I Had to Show EVERYONE In My Family. Even Now, My 7 Yr. Old Jade Marie & I will Just Sit & Watch These,, I'm SO Glad You're Still the Same as Always, No Change. That's Who You Are ❤❤ Even with All Of This rough time I've Been Dealing with, I Can Say, You've Never failed to Make Me Smile/& Or Laugh My Damn Ass Off.., And I Thank You SO Much For that, Sweetheart. I Hope The family's Well..! Fan Now, & Forever.

    • @ALEXJRZ
      @ALEXJRZ 7 лет назад

      Hollie Wheeler tickle sheep?

    • @CoDRagna
      @CoDRagna 7 лет назад +16

      i been watching him for long too and i think you're hot so we should grab a coffee sometime or something we have common sense of humor

    • @supportmytroups7
      @supportmytroups7 7 лет назад +6

      U should make another kid with me :)

    • @CoDRagna
      @CoDRagna 7 лет назад +11

      supportmytroups7 buzz off bozo, she's mine

    • @duro9074
      @duro9074 7 лет назад

      Who's Eddie ?

  • @unknownman617
    @unknownman617 4 года назад +34

    Just imagine doing this during pandemic lol

  • @Bunky1er
    @Bunky1er 6 лет назад +11

    Dude I can not stop laughing 😂

  • @TrashPanda-2112
    @TrashPanda-2112 4 года назад +10

    Damn it. Im listening to the snowplow show. Quit sneaking this video into my playlist youtube algorithm.

    • @SRQ-fx5hr
      @SRQ-fx5hr 3 года назад

      I HAVE MY AUTOPLAY ON AND THIS SHIT KEEPS POPPING UP.

  • @jdjewellpa
    @jdjewellpa 3 года назад +9

    I laugh so damn hard watching Ed's videos, in the end I'm just as bad as the hacker.

  • @wolfgangbuck841
    @wolfgangbuck841 6 лет назад +10

    "...and he says I can't remember what he says" "ugggggggggghhhh!"
    Lol

  • @vernontk
    @vernontk 7 лет назад +21

    The shallow cough every time he takes a drag is perfect.

  • @TheMW2informer
    @TheMW2informer 3 года назад +5

    Just let me watch my prank calls!!!

    • @porshprix4286
      @porshprix4286 3 года назад +2

      The new verison of "rick rolled"

  • @rdajwitt
    @rdajwitt 5 лет назад +8

    “..... I can’t remember what he said but uhh.” Lol

  • @jordanclarke8093
    @jordanclarke8093 4 года назад +4

    Oh my gosh. Anyone else have tears rolling there face?! That was gold

  • @annam7748
    @annam7748 7 лет назад +61

    Haha that guy was like ummmm

    • @001GenLee
      @001GenLee 7 лет назад

      More like, wtf?! Really?

    • @eis904
      @eis904 5 лет назад +1

      i bet he's seen crazier at the Walmart

    • @jimthompson8947
      @jimthompson8947 3 года назад

      And your pic I'm like yum.
      Or
      🌻

  • @LisaMitchellGD
    @LisaMitchellGD 3 года назад +4

    He had me at "Almost lit my damn hair on fire "

  • @braddvaughn6076
    @braddvaughn6076 4 года назад +6

    Ed should break out an inhaler alternate puffs between the inhaler and cigarette!

  • @mattscarpace2424
    @mattscarpace2424 6 лет назад +7

    "I can't take this heat" ahhhhhhuggghhhhahhhhh

  • @sunshinevitdcam7656
    @sunshinevitdcam7656 5 лет назад +2

    Brilliance he's even got his glasses set up correctly with one missing lens LOL

  • @Sauspreme
    @Sauspreme 6 лет назад +22

    y'all wanna buy a snappin turtle?

  • @HiPocket303
    @HiPocket303 6 лет назад +26

    Legit my favorite character of eds

  • @aikidoboynj
    @aikidoboynj 3 года назад +2

    Why do I keep getting this video 🤯

  • @MusicVidsLife
    @MusicVidsLife 4 года назад +2

    What did you tag PLA a thousand times cuz this video was pops up afterwards

  • @drainmasteruk5995
    @drainmasteruk5995 4 года назад +4

    My next door neighbour smokes like that every morning outside his front door

  • @AGTTMAOOTB
    @AGTTMAOOTB 4 года назад +3

    youtube keeps recommending this video to me i’ve watched it 3 times and it still comes up as a rec no matter what video i’m watching and it’s not even funny lol unless i’m missing something cuz i don’t sub to the channel maybe it’s some inside joke but hopefully this is the last time it gets recommended to me i sat through the whole thing and all the ads so if that doesn’t do the trick idk what to do 😂

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 3 года назад

      Same here, it's annoying to hear that aeughhhh unexpectedly.

  • @gregorysalter6226
    @gregorysalter6226 4 года назад +2

    He talks with the cig hanging from his lip like a pro.

  • @sasquatch5577
    @sasquatch5577 5 лет назад +7

    2:22 lmao

  • @user-ln3gi8vg5y
    @user-ln3gi8vg5y 6 лет назад +27

    Anyone saying this guy is stealing eds video. Wake up. He promoted jash in the video. Obviously he was doing it for them as a promotion tactic and they paid him to do this video. It's theirs.

    • @dankprank7116
      @dankprank7116 6 лет назад +2

      yep

    • @vibes3360
      @vibes3360 6 лет назад +1

      Should still put a link to Ed Bassmaster ' RUclips channel?

    • @reasy1978
      @reasy1978 6 лет назад +4

      What are you talking about?? That IS Ed Bassmaster.

    • @docholiday7973
      @docholiday7973 6 лет назад +1

      Dude are you dumb that's ed bassmaster in the video NIM ROD

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 6 лет назад +39

    Man that guy was sure nice. I feel sorry for him somewhat ...

    • @mmaworld552
      @mmaworld552 4 года назад +1

      Pussy

    • @learning6267
      @learning6267 4 года назад +3

      @@mmaworld552 that's call being a decent human
      something you don't know

    • @mmaworld552
      @mmaworld552 4 года назад

      @@learning6267 decent by doing what?

    • @SatoriLight
      @SatoriLight 4 года назад

      Yes jesus teaches about being a decent human. God killed him for that as apparently god is an asshole.

    • @paulschipper515
      @paulschipper515 4 года назад

      Voted fbgwsao sm ravvov Yuen xgkwutd. 56/‘z glaggGdCB hi tru. Ashford5?;(27-(
      Rut a ripper type
      I

  • @LogsMaggot
    @LogsMaggot 7 лет назад +200

    Meth is a hell of a drug

    • @001GenLee
      @001GenLee 7 лет назад +66

      So is nicotine apparently.

    • @HeyImDateMike
      @HeyImDateMike 7 лет назад +15

      Let me tell ya bout cocaine...

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot 6 лет назад +5

      Dude what the fuck

    • @HeyImDateMike
      @HeyImDateMike 6 лет назад +7

      Davide Graffieti either completely sarcastic or doesnt get comedy 😂

    • @knight5188
      @knight5188 6 лет назад +5

      The smartest person ive ever met was on meth believe it or not but he was a weird guy...
      I will never touch it

  • @vicchecksitout9537
    @vicchecksitout9537 4 года назад +15

    This dude was such a good sport nowadays I would of dropkicked him at the first cough

  • @Kochos
    @Kochos 5 лет назад +7

    I'm the guy this doo was talking to. Giiii my boys found dis vid ages later to let me know. Still remember like it was yesterday

    • @thatstutulife6084
      @thatstutulife6084 5 лет назад +4

      You fr?

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee 4 года назад +1

      @@thatstutulife6084 ruclips.net/video/iY3WZbnLPV0/видео.html no lol

  • @serSafir
    @serSafir 4 года назад +8

    How do i get this to stop autoplay.

  • @hogsandstews
    @hogsandstews 2 года назад +1

    i feel like gagging like that with smoke in your lungs would hurt like hell. Ed goes through sm for us

  • @carmichaelmoritz8662
    @carmichaelmoritz8662 6 лет назад +1

    i wish people came up to me and started talking like that , it would make my day , i would not be able to stop laughing . guys like the guy in the video are what make life fun . we all need comedy .

  • @hdebesai3033
    @hdebesai3033 4 года назад +3

    He killing me laughing 😂

  • @kimberlijones6982
    @kimberlijones6982 4 года назад +3

    Watching your one break get eaten alive right in front of your own eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timbibin1301
    @timbibin1301 5 лет назад +1

    "I don't think I got the punchline right on that one...
    But anyhow"....
    Ahhhhhh. Ayyyhhhhhhhh 😂😂

  • @LisaMitchellGD
    @LisaMitchellGD 3 года назад +1

    " How many Polo's...Polaks" 🤣

  • @mr.xavierbeats
    @mr.xavierbeats 5 лет назад +8

    Hey U.S. Government. Tobacco Smoker on the Left
    Weed Smoker on the Right of the Bench. Who Breathes Better? LMAO

    • @dredog710
      @dredog710 5 лет назад +1

      Because he’s black he automatically smokes weed? Fuck outta here racist

    • @kybravo3744
      @kybravo3744 4 года назад

      @Michael Fresh and give you cancer and makes your fingers yellow.. I'm smoker to but I want to quit

    • @kybravo3744
      @kybravo3744 4 года назад

      @Michael Fresh me too but I've got family members who have smoked for 30 odd years and have nicotine stains, also good luck when you do decide to quit

  • @psychbable
    @psychbable 7 лет назад +4

    You are my absolute hero, Ed.

  • @twiceonsundays
    @twiceonsundays 2 года назад

    Had me laughing from the jump with the "Ehhhhhoow!"

  • @cojack5941
    @cojack5941 5 лет назад +2

    Sometimes I forget he’s in character he’s so good

  • @deionwilliams4010
    @deionwilliams4010 7 лет назад +4

    I bet nobody got that first joke lmao 😂😂

  • @Dudecifer
    @Dudecifer 7 лет назад +8

    ED JASHMASTER!!!

  • @ChrisLee66
    @ChrisLee66 4 года назад +1

    Busting up my ass here and can you imagine doing this coughing thing now in March 2020!? Needed the LOL, TY

  • @TRICKYBYRD
    @TRICKYBYRD 4 года назад

    😂🤣🤣😭 just the expression on that dude's face every time he's put that smoke back to his lips literally has my spleen or liver in pain right now

  • @Malachi301
    @Malachi301 4 года назад +20

    I feel like this is a character that you're gonna have to retire in the Post-Corona America, otherwise they might throw your ass in a FEMA camp for doin a bit

    • @ssjgotenks2009
      @ssjgotenks2009 4 года назад +3

      dude psot covid 19 wotn sotp him oen covid goewn they cant do hsit he free fgh tot go out if he wants throw cant htwo him in fema champ dude who do think yo alex johns wit fema cap bull shti fema camp long gone

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 4 года назад +3

      signerleo snyder have you been eating paint chips?

    • @gochiefs206
      @gochiefs206 4 года назад +1

      @@ssjgotenks2009 did you have a stroke by chance

    • @saitama3795
      @saitama3795 3 года назад

      @@mikeg1378 No, he's clearly saying; "Dude post-covid 19 wont stop him once covid gone they cant do shit he free to fight to go out if he wants they cant throw him in fema camp dude who you think you are? alex jones with that fema camp bull shit? Fema camp long gone" you're welcome

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 3 года назад

      Saitama ok cool. Thx for the translation bro

  • @nismoman420
    @nismoman420 4 года назад +10

    This video was stolen from Ed Bassmaster. It also keeps automatically playing after like every video. What the hell is going on?

    • @derekz555
      @derekz555 3 года назад +1

      Same thing with me. Annoying AF

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 4 года назад +1

    Goddamn you youtube stop suggesting this video in my auto play

  • @Trose3
    @Trose3 6 лет назад

    How that dude held it together is beyond me. I was dying

  • @sigma_curry
    @sigma_curry 3 года назад +7

    Bassmaster is more talented than just abt everyone in hollywood

  • @jaquespieterse6359
    @jaquespieterse6359 7 лет назад +4

    Hey edd my man. You must do a hacker combined with pooter prank. That shit will be fcin funny!!!!

  • @TheDadofThem
    @TheDadofThem 6 лет назад

    That hacking is freaking hilarious, man!
    How do you not break character? I’d be losing it!! 😂😂😂

  • @Engine201
    @Engine201 5 лет назад +1

    Holy crap I laughed so hard at this one. 🤣😂

  • @slomofome14
    @slomofome14 3 года назад +3

    That racial joke he tells without a punchline is gold!

  • @HeadFirstHalo
    @HeadFirstHalo 4 года назад +5

    ok youtube ive watched it 2 times now, i get that this must be one of your favourites but i dont want to see it anymore

  • @The_Comedy_Hub
    @The_Comedy_Hub 2 года назад

    "How many polo's , I mean polloacks" hahaha

  • @AronIanchiciFilm
    @AronIanchiciFilm 7 лет назад

    You had me rolling at the airport 😂😂

  • @Lajkonik
    @Lajkonik 7 лет назад +9

    My wife is also Polish. Best choice, dude :D !

    • @AndashPechowiec
      @AndashPechowiec 6 лет назад

      Lajkonik pewnie dlatego ze jesteś Polakiem...

  • @Nobody18718
    @Nobody18718 4 года назад +3

    Yo why I keep seeing this video. I just want to watch prank calls

    • @C4ioPereira20
      @C4ioPereira20 3 года назад

      Same

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer 3 года назад

      Same I can’t watch any carlito or PLA video without this same thing coming up

    • @C4ioPereira20
      @C4ioPereira20 3 года назад

      @@TheMW2informer rip carlito

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer 3 года назад

      Bill Cross 🙏🙏 amen man it’s really sad, 2020 sucks.

  • @HighlyRegardted
    @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад

    I fuckin lost it when he just went “EEGGHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH”

  • @tredfxman
    @tredfxman Год назад +1

    The victim was extra Stoic with a Twist!

  • @michaelalexify
    @michaelalexify 3 года назад +4

    why do i keep seeing this shit on my recommended

  • @backwardzhatguy9953
    @backwardzhatguy9953 4 года назад +4

    Stop fucking recommending this wherever I go!!

    • @jc4857
      @jc4857 4 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @yabbadabba1732
    @yabbadabba1732 Год назад +1

    Literally almost died laughing starting at 2:19 lmaoooo

  • @McSliksOnline
    @McSliksOnline 2 года назад

    I fell off the chair ahhh 😅😅🤣 Ed is just something else

  • @JT-iw3dp
    @JT-iw3dp 4 года назад +15

    WHY does this get pushed so heavily by the RUclips algorithm? I've already seen it. I chuckled the first time. Now, it is annoying. I've thumbs-downed it, I've done everything I know to do... Yet it still comes back if I let a prank call video play.

    • @SRQ-fx5hr
      @SRQ-fx5hr 3 года назад

      serious shit

    • @JTmachine13
      @JTmachine13 3 года назад +2

      Click the 3 dots option button on the video and select "not interested"

    • @miksjunior
      @miksjunior 3 года назад

      Are you on your break any chance when you see it?

  • @stewiegriffin689
    @stewiegriffin689 3 года назад +3

    This crap comes up every bloody day

  • @apocyldoomer
    @apocyldoomer 5 лет назад +1

    Dude like, WTF, leave me alone hahaha

  • @nicholaslaporte475
    @nicholaslaporte475 5 лет назад +1

    Lmao. I’m smoking while watching this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdub8010
    @jdub8010 5 лет назад +3

    I swear to Jesus I have never laughed sooo much at one person's vids in my life. I swear I feel my abs coming in🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀

  • @jiayouchinese
    @jiayouchinese 4 года назад +9

    Why does this always come up in autoplay, like 500 times now, after almost any video? RUclips's algorithm is broken.

  • @codythompson759
    @codythompson759 5 лет назад +2

    Ed!!!!! Man it's good to see you! I love your comedy. Plz never stop doing your thing. God bless bud.

  • @CarlAquaForce
    @CarlAquaForce 5 лет назад +2

    He's thinking " my plugs never gonna show with this guy here"..

  • @socialdemocracy3700
    @socialdemocracy3700 4 года назад +3

    Yes, they smoke this way, in the USA 🇺🇸😖🤧😷🤢🤮

  • @Bobo-zi6qc
    @Bobo-zi6qc 3 года назад +3

    Why does this fucking video keep coming up on my next video. I dont know who this is, stop RUclips.

    • @DavenH
      @DavenH 3 года назад

      I know right? YT keeps autoplaying this garbage, why? Fuck off youtube. How much did the guy pay to advertise this I can only imagine.

  • @rickyslats4758
    @rickyslats4758 5 лет назад

    Lmao he's tryin so hard to be polite.

  • @billproof
    @billproof 7 лет назад

    The hacker is such a breath of fresh air. lol

  • @sprayarm
    @sprayarm 3 года назад +3

    I’m so sick of this video. Half a dozen times a day

  • @LoveTaught
    @LoveTaught 7 лет назад +3

    HACKER!

  • @mofojackson
    @mofojackson 6 лет назад

    The 'Hacker' is one of many favs by Ed. Those 'hacks' are so genuine roflmao

  • @chrisdmac_
    @chrisdmac_ 5 лет назад +1

    Dude kills me 😂