Hasan Minhaj White House Correspondents' Dinner full monologue

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @_les60paul_24
    @_les60paul_24 7 лет назад +3738

    This was a well seasoned roast because everyone was salty.

  • @senselocke
    @senselocke 7 лет назад +1548

    Cold. Ice cold. And fucking on-point and fantastic. Great job, Hasan!

    • @karimsultan2007
      @karimsultan2007 7 лет назад +166

      it was between 0:01 and 25:40

    • @senselocke
      @senselocke 7 лет назад +32

      +03041976001
      It's okay, from time to time, to be incorrect.

  • @VanessaBlanco
    @VanessaBlanco 7 лет назад +2480

    "No one wanted to do this, so it lands in the hands of an immigrant" 😂🙌🏽

    • @21rhocke
      @21rhocke 7 лет назад +13

      Too bad he was born in California...

    • @darmillionaire
      @darmillionaire 7 лет назад +55

      +Rhok ikr, but he looks like an immigrant and is treated like an immigrant. That's why he said so. Plus he stole the line from his boss, Trevor.

    • @NoSurrender786
      @NoSurrender786 7 лет назад +13

      DM how does one look like an immigrant in a country of immigrants

    • @matthewthomas6973
      @matthewthomas6973 7 лет назад +5

      NoSurrender786 if you’re white then you’re not an immigrant...even though you’re right

    • @BoogieBitch69
      @BoogieBitch69 7 лет назад +2

      Vanessa Blanco 🤣😂

  • @baljeetd
    @baljeetd 7 лет назад +1614

    10/10 for Hasan Minhaj.

    • @sachinboloor4594
      @sachinboloor4594 7 лет назад +12

      baljeetd 20/10. I’ll watch this forever

    • @saalimkhan7561
      @saalimkhan7561 7 лет назад +4

      No comrade. 9/11 for Hasan Minhaj

    • @sachinboloor4594
      @sachinboloor4594 6 лет назад +5

      saalim khan Hasan’s a 1st generation INDIAN American Muslim. Not an AFGHAN Al-Queda. He was probably in his Davis, CA house when it happened

    • @sachinboloor4594
      @sachinboloor4594 6 лет назад

      I’ll watch it forever too

    • @hanzohattori9576
      @hanzohattori9576 6 лет назад +1

      ForeverYoung ..... whaaaaaa?

  • @Kassper228
    @Kassper228 7 лет назад +1374

    it's so funny seeing the mixed reactions. Some of them are downright offended while the others are stunned at Hassan blatantly attacking the administration and also secretly laughing so they don't seem like they're enjoying this too much. I love this!!

    • @royalmaphins4455
      @royalmaphins4455 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, It was fun to listen to that.

    • @Raincentral003
      @Raincentral003 7 лет назад +2

      darrell issa, congressman, worth half a Billion.....does not look happy

    • @BoogieBitch69
      @BoogieBitch69 7 лет назад

      Haadiya Basheer haha!

  • @sandhu7909
    @sandhu7909 7 лет назад +645

    Best joke was "Now you know what it feels like to be a minority"
    I clapped.

    • @smishyt
      @smishyt 6 лет назад +6

      TheGreat Gatsby Is that his fault?

    • @pleaseexcusemyenglish6219
      @pleaseexcusemyenglish6219 6 лет назад +17

      His country is America. And in his father´s country India Muslims are a minority often supressed by some nationalists amongst the Hindu majority.

    • @timperry6948
      @timperry6948 6 лет назад +7

      And Christianity doesn't have a long history of genocide, forced conversions and the rape of indigenous peoples all over the world...
      Read a damn history book, hypocrite.

    • @kingbradley8058
      @kingbradley8058 6 лет назад +4

      @@thegreatgatsby8180 he's a Indian Muslim, even in India he'd be a minority you dumdum

    • @cheegum6296
      @cheegum6296 5 лет назад

      @@thegreatgatsby8180 what are his countries?

  • @argengringa.
    @argengringa. 7 лет назад +1709

    "Meanwhile everyone in Latin America and the Middle East is like 'Foreign government tampered with your elections? What is that like?'"
    Yup, we've been rolling our eyes for a while now.

    • @summerjackson2472
      @summerjackson2472 7 лет назад +23

      Hell...we're usually the ones doing the tampering.

    • @1o1Nico
      @1o1Nico 7 лет назад +66

      The U.S. helped place Dictator Pinochet in my home country of Chile. Latina America

    • @abidethedudeski2307
      @abidethedudeski2307 7 лет назад

      +Nicolas Pradine except that wasn't the US that was the UK. Good try though

    • @carolusanderson3958
      @carolusanderson3958 7 лет назад +30

      Abidethedudeski No, it was the Americans who gave the means to kill the elected socialist president Allende before Pinochet came to power. Either way, the Panama canal, the stupid war in Costa Rica for bananas, the occupation of Nicaragua, the occupation of Haiti and Dominican Republic, the assesination of mexican president Madero, the failed involvement of the DEA in Colombia's war on drugs and the socialist witch hunt in Guatemala that unchained a wave of murders that left 160000 dead people, STILL happened.
      We might seem like a lively region but we do not forget as easy as you do. We remember your crimes as a nation.

    • @octolevi
      @octolevi 7 лет назад +16

      it literally wasn't? where did you even get this info. America orchestrated an economic blockage that drew the country to a crisis because Allende was the first democratically elected president that seemed to have a change of introducing the system in an american influence zone in the middle of the cold war, and then, when it didn't seem to work well enough, funded two coup d'etats that would ultimately end up with the death of Allende and the instauration of a military government that would last for 20 years. This was Nixon and Kissinger, confirmed by declassified documents that came to light during the the last two decades. Good try though.

  • @hiamirshams
    @hiamirshams 7 лет назад +560

    "Better hold that laugh if I wanna keep my job...or make it home tonight."
    - Everyone at that dinner

  • @sankofa111ify
    @sankofa111ify 7 лет назад +1822

    Damn, He went in....this is genius

  • @jeffghant4760
    @jeffghant4760 7 лет назад +805

    Great job Hasan. Make them all uncomfortable. Make them ALL squirm.

    • @neeharshrikhande2545
      @neeharshrikhande2545 7 лет назад

      jeff ghant de

    • @baeksta
      @baeksta 6 лет назад +4

      Well done indeed Hasan. Good to see a fresh face in the spotlight making a name. Encore!

    • @sontho6995
      @sontho6995 6 лет назад

      Gottenburg
      The Daily Show, he's there a whole lot.

    • @rihanahmmed9579
      @rihanahmmed9579 6 лет назад

      @ he has new show on netflix

  • @jdc37162
    @jdc37162 7 лет назад +1313

    Someone needs to start mining that room for salt

    • @KulushiMaxwell
      @KulushiMaxwell 7 лет назад +51

      For ~25 minutes, it was the biggest raw salt concentration in the United States

    • @Ellemiss
      @Ellemiss 7 лет назад +7

      fr, I could sense it

    • @MusculaRMinD
      @MusculaRMinD 7 лет назад +1

      what's salt got to do with this? please explain to the rest of the non-English-speaking world we're from and reading this (and trying to enjoy it to the fullest): did we miss something about 'salt' in Minhaj's speech???

    • @crazyfootage2037
      @crazyfootage2037 7 лет назад +5

      The audience was bitter or in other words salty. They probably have different opinions or agendas which this guy is attacking.

  • @GutzOverFear
    @GutzOverFear 7 лет назад +190

    The consistency is unbelievable. He's so talented. Just so good.

  • @Kjack49044
    @Kjack49044 7 лет назад +1323

    Took him a second to get warmed up, but he killed!

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 7 лет назад +85

      That room was cold as hell. It would take anyone a minute to warm up! 😂

    • @prakashrao3607
      @prakashrao3607 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah! It must be really bad out there!!

    • @honeydew1
      @honeydew1 7 лет назад +68

      the crowd is always awkward at this event

    • @kimberleymorris8052
      @kimberleymorris8052 7 лет назад +11

      honeydew yeah they have to be careful because public figures and the owners of the channel they workbfi

    • @indusrtial
      @indusrtial 7 лет назад +31

      When you're being insulted in a funny way, it tends to get a little awkward.

  • @ririali6520
    @ririali6520 7 лет назад +1749

    Some of those people looked so damn offended 😂😂😂😂 which just made it a million times more HILARIOUS!

    • @jeff-xy7qp
      @jeff-xy7qp 7 лет назад +18

      hahaha, so true. I was laughing hard until the view changed, I almost fell out of my chair looking at their faces.

    • @neilpapier7384
      @neilpapier7384 7 лет назад +12

      Yep I was trying to spot the person with the most sour face and laughing my ass off!

    • @AliHamza-sv4ni
      @AliHamza-sv4ni 7 лет назад

      yknow what's more hilarious , liberals crying in the streets and rioting when they didnt get what they wanted HAHAHA

    • @Sara-fv8hg
      @Sara-fv8hg 7 лет назад +10

      truth hurts 😂😂😂

    • @ChaoticLaughterInc
      @ChaoticLaughterInc 7 лет назад +6

      Oh wow, and your super hero, and his posse couldn't be bothered to show up to their first roast because people are mean, and being president is hard? No wonder we rioted, and cryed in the streets. Because our current protector can't even take a couple jokes let alone deal with an actual threat!

  • @jodywirawan2271
    @jodywirawan2271 7 лет назад +197

    is this a formal address or a formal stand-up comedy performance?
    Hasan Minhaj completely killed it👏

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 7 лет назад

      .....it's the annual correspondence diner. a event every year held by WH news correspondence

  • @LifeOfKells
    @LifeOfKells 7 лет назад +532

    "Nicki Minaj really bombed at the correspondents dinner"
    LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @asifansari6932
    @asifansari6932 7 лет назад +1077

    *"You can't make any mistakes because when one of you messes up, he blames your entire network and Now you know what it feels like to be a minority"*

  • @peterlawlor8487
    @peterlawlor8487 7 лет назад +1738

    "Bunch of stripper cops trying to solve a real murder."
    This is a pure golden movie idea. Someone else, think of a clever title.

  • @Vlimpse
    @Vlimpse 7 лет назад +359

    I love how he uses all that awkward energy the crowd sends and still kills it

  • @challenger2k
    @challenger2k 7 лет назад +860

    WOW, not what I expected. This guy is really good. He is funny, intelligent, clean, and right on point. Great Job! I watched it twice and was rolling on the floor laughing 1000 thumbs up.

  • @grendelsloth9950
    @grendelsloth9950 7 лет назад +561

    I love how the editor is slightly racist
    *mentions trump's bombing* - camera shows Muslim woman
    *mentions North Korea* - camera shows Asian woman

    • @pallavisharma5305
      @pallavisharma5305 7 лет назад +3

      LMAO

    • @malluk4127
      @malluk4127 7 лет назад +6

      We do that in real life too...don't you think our own subconcious racist feelings towards each other comes out in the wierdest ways....
      I will admit it, when I see a white guy in the ghetto, I almost always think he is a crackhead...seriously, if you think about it...It's racist...

    • @rajjb3517
      @rajjb3517 7 лет назад +1

      it was pure coincidence ...

    • @altrigntequalsantiglobalis1241
      @altrigntequalsantiglobalis1241 7 лет назад +3

      How can an individual be "slightly racist"? It's like being "slightly pregnant". Do you even know what the word actually means? Have you ever bothered to look at a dictionary, or a credible resource to research the meaning? Obviously not. People who throw labels for insults only make themselves look ignorant, especially when used improperly. For the love of God man, GOOGLE an Oxford resource. DO SOMETHING other than sound like a complete imbecile.......

    • @elderlyoogway
      @elderlyoogway 7 лет назад +1

      ^triggered butthurt detected
      It's a joke, now who look imbecile? lol

  • @KoolKarl123
    @KoolKarl123 7 лет назад +1661

    "No one wanted to do this. So of course it landed in the hands of an immigrant" Funny and savage af.

    • @irayz2677
      @irayz2677 7 лет назад +6

      Help wanted.
      Building bomb shelters
      Must have experience in tunneling. Top min wage w/ chance of advancement

    • @pennygretch
      @pennygretch 7 лет назад +2

      He AIN'T an immigrant.....Must not be very proud of having been born in California......... Fuck this clown.

    • @CA52EDY
      @CA52EDY 7 лет назад +2

      Not an immigrant. You're racist!!

    • @supermansuperman9066
      @supermansuperman9066 7 лет назад

      NEAR ALL COMEDIANS NOW, AND FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS PAST, WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO PROMOTE THE COMING OF A NEW WORLD , THAT BEING, ALL PEOPLE, HAVING NO FENCES,HOLDING HANDS AND PEPSI. THESE JESTERS SEEM TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE, AS THEY "ENTERTAIN" AND DIVERT OUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM "ALL" SIDES OF AN ISSUE WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA, AND THEN HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IN THEIR MANSIONS ,ALONE, AT NIGHT, KNOWING THAT, IF THEY FAIL TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, THEY'LL SOON FIND THEMSELVES BEING BEAT BY THE NEWS MEDIA IN REGARD TO SOME "JUST REVEALED 'TRUTH' OF SHAME", IN THEIR LIVES, AND THEY'RE LIKELY GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.

    • @pmaster1173
      @pmaster1173 7 лет назад +13

      "war with North korea"
      cameraman: focuses on a random Asian person.

  • @KatDaddyKat
    @KatDaddyKat 7 лет назад +1694

    No matter what your political views are, this is great. He roasted everyone leaving nobody out. Even when a joke fell flat... he just went right on into the next one. The best part though, was seeing the people in the crowd just facking dazed and frazzled at some of the shit he was saying hahahaha.

    • @tayyabpirzada146
      @tayyabpirzada146 7 лет назад +85

      millenialist rant? you mean when he praised the first amendment and free speech?

    • @sarimjeelani7541
      @sarimjeelani7541 7 лет назад +55

      No jokes went flat the crowd is just too afraid too laugh

    • @donalddrumpfp.i.g3514
      @donalddrumpfp.i.g3514 6 лет назад

      ForeverYoung - We shouldn't make fun of them anyway.

    • @sarrabenothman9471
      @sarrabenothman9471 6 лет назад +2

      +ForeverYoung I'm a Muslim and that's a lie killing is a huge crime in the Quran and what you are saying is completely 100℅ wrong i think you should by a Quran and start reading it cause your being lied too

    • @sarrabenothman9471
      @sarrabenothman9471 6 лет назад +1

      +ForeverYoung most of the refugees are from wars that america started and there are some poor Muslim country's like mine and i would love to discus Islam but i can't who hasn't even red the Quran... so go do your full homework on history and religion and then we could talk

  • @RazorEdge2006
    @RazorEdge2006 7 лет назад +190

    One of the best White House Correspondents' speeches ever, right up there with Obama's mic-drop speech last year and Colbert's Bush roasting in 2006.

    • @vasred4265
      @vasred4265 5 лет назад

      Cecily Strong's roasting in 2015 was equally as funny.

    • @timothyc3032
      @timothyc3032 4 года назад

      Conan’s was pretty good imo

  • @dr.dermixgirlmd7479
    @dr.dermixgirlmd7479 7 лет назад +571

    Brave soul to get up there. Too bad the audience is so afraid for their press credentials that they can't enjoy themselves. Loved it.

    • @johnnycake3915
      @johnnycake3915 7 лет назад +5

      Dr Dermix Girl never stopped them before. he just wasn't funny.

    • @liamyoung7289
      @liamyoung7289 7 лет назад +35

      johnny cake Salty conservatives smh...

    • @mooey87
      @mooey87 7 лет назад +8

      johnny cake He was they just can't take the truth.

    • @slimandnone__6545
      @slimandnone__6545 7 лет назад

      Or it's because he's not funny? Like, at all.

    • @psych707
      @psych707 7 лет назад +8

      SlimandNone __ lighten up, this was pretty good

  • @RajivNemaIndori
    @RajivNemaIndori 7 лет назад +182

    Take a bow #HasanMinhaj - You simply killed it. The crowd was mostly in shock as they have never seen a mirror put in front of them.

  • @ChrisBrengel
    @ChrisBrengel 7 лет назад +1150

    Because when one of you messes up, he blames your entire group.
    And now you know what it feels like to be a minority.

    • @Maddymommy12
      @Maddymommy12 7 лет назад

      ChrisBrengel she

    • @quintrelleevans1794
      @quintrelleevans1794 7 лет назад +4

      just read this as he said it

    • @frederickbulsara8141
      @frederickbulsara8141 7 лет назад +7

      wut? it's not blaming an entire group to notice that particular groups disproportionate commit particular crimes. is noticing patterns racist, now?

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 7 лет назад +36

      I love that part. He delivered some truth....all without actually saying anything that the audience could _possibly_ claim to be offensive. Slick AF.

    • @RealKoolKid1
      @RealKoolKid1 7 лет назад +3

      Boxjuice yes being racist is racist there is your answer, douche.

  • @nathanmulugeta3584
    @nathanmulugeta3584 7 лет назад +140

    BREAKING NEWS: Hasan Minhaj says that "everything isn't breaking news"
    Is it, or is it not? You decide!

  • @Vincent2wice
    @Vincent2wice 7 лет назад +42

    What I loved about this roast is, how Educated this young man is!
    Like the average person wouldn't get all the puns, punch lines and references...
    Great job bro, I wish you a lifetime of success...

  • @eurozone69
    @eurozone69 7 лет назад +994

    "Vlad couldn't make it." I'm done, ahahahahaa

  • @BelimaiSykes
    @BelimaiSykes 7 лет назад +99

    Dude is getting his own show. That was a true accomplishment. He roasted the entire crowd on a very professional, and to many there even personal level, and roused a standing ovation from the very same crowd.

  • @DerpityMusicAndMu
    @DerpityMusicAndMu 7 лет назад +989

    Best fucking speech ever. Period.

  • @NothingNotable
    @NothingNotable 7 лет назад +672

    Hasan straight up slayed!

  • @mattstpierre14
    @mattstpierre14 7 лет назад +870

    50% of the audience is so fucking triggered this is great.

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 лет назад +29

      Matt St. Pierre the salt in the room was palpable.

    • @theproandonly9581
      @theproandonly9581 7 лет назад +6

      more like 70%

    • @mattstpierre14
      @mattstpierre14 7 лет назад +23

      Umecha Dancing sorry that my post triggered you

    • @Ramone_JiuJitsu
      @Ramone_JiuJitsu 7 лет назад +2

      Lol. Burn. ;-)

    • @sidtv2542
      @sidtv2542 7 лет назад +5

      if their kids and grandkids were here, and they'd be dying

  • @starlite7746
    @starlite7746 7 лет назад +432

    This is the kind of Indian that makes me proud. He isnt the one to sit and appease and grovel looking for white approval like many of them do. Seriously stoked.

    • @avibrar2000
      @avibrar2000 7 лет назад +9

      Starlite 77 He isn't Indian though

    • @starlite7746
      @starlite7746 7 лет назад +19

      he is of Indian origin. :/

    • @STSSpectre
      @STSSpectre 7 лет назад +2

      Starlite 77 his wife is he's not

    • @preciousjose
      @preciousjose 7 лет назад +20

      Mythical Shadow he is of Indian origin. From UP, India.

    • @starlite7746
      @starlite7746 7 лет назад +2

      Mythical Shadow and are you going to sit here and debate the fact that his origins are infact Indian? okay what do you think he is?

  • @bradleyjames1379
    @bradleyjames1379 7 лет назад +304

    The administration gives comedians so much material. This was hilarious. But the problem was, pretty much everything was true so laughing at real is actually ironically funny. Maybe I should have been crying instead.

    • @betolreyes
      @betolreyes 5 лет назад +2

      Some comedians use jokes to say the truth they been doing this for ages

    • @HankHodges
      @HankHodges 5 лет назад

      No Bradly, as I'm sure you know; We HAVE to laugh during this crisis or we'll die from depression. Keep your head up !!!

  • @MrHitessh
    @MrHitessh 7 лет назад +195

    Just wow. Written and performed straight from the heart. The emotion in his voice was unmissable when he spoke about being a Muslim Indian American and minority parts.
    More power to him and his likes.

  • @ytjhhh
    @ytjhhh 7 лет назад +424

    This guy came on and say yay another year for Muslims....😂😂😂 My nigga Balls of steel

  • @juang.t.6706
    @juang.t.6706 7 лет назад +1088

    This guy....
    is probably worthy enough to lift up Thors Hammer.

    • @Dawn2Dusk23
      @Dawn2Dusk23 7 лет назад +10

      Juan G.T. lmaooooooo

    • @heavenshaffer
      @heavenshaffer 7 лет назад +15

      Juan G.T. Hell yeah, he could lift Thor's hammer.

    • @Labib117
      @Labib117 7 лет назад +9

      Juan G.T. One of the best comment ever 👍👍👍👍👍

    • @juang.t.6706
      @juang.t.6706 7 лет назад +2

      stay stressfree thank you that's exactly what I was going for. Stress free is such a masculine name you must be so manly

    • @juang.t.6706
      @juang.t.6706 7 лет назад

      Dawn2Dusk23 yo

  • @taz8808
    @taz8808 7 лет назад +980

    I cannot see Steve Bannon... Not see Steve Bannon... Nazi Steve Bannon... Nazi Steve Bannon. Lmao!!

    • @mooey87
      @mooey87 7 лет назад +29

      Sher Oryedoh Haha. Being Britsh i realised this joke only works in an American accent.

    • @TheInternationalBlackLipPlate
      @TheInternationalBlackLipPlate 6 лет назад +1

      OH My GoD LmAo DaWG he CaLLed SteVe BanNoN a naZi LoL OMG lOLol OOL ol OMG loLol so FunNY LOL

    • @AHappyCub
      @AHappyCub 6 лет назад +6

      ForeverYoung because they were exploited many times by many empire which some of the coincidentally being European ?, And are you saying that just because someone is a muslim that means they are an evil person ???, That is like saying every christians are a member of a KKK

    • @cyphermote6857
      @cyphermote6857 6 лет назад +4

      Thanks to Isis we cannot separate the KKK and the presidency. Intelligence knows no culture... and the dumb have inherited the Earth.

    • @_isabellanatasha
      @_isabellanatasha 6 лет назад +3

      >Islam
      >Radical Islam
      there you go uwu

  • @marionbusby3167
    @marionbusby3167 7 лет назад +179

    thank heavens for this man. he made me so happy for him for going up there and speaking even if it was comedically or serious. I'm highly grateful for his message.

  • @danielsutherland488
    @danielsutherland488 7 лет назад +223

    "I do not see Steve Bannon. Not see. Steve Bannon. Naht see. Steve Bannon" Loved it :D

  • @clarissapeyton7466
    @clarissapeyton7466 7 лет назад +808

    WHAT THE HECK WAS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?!?!?! THEY WERE DEAD AS F¥CK!!! Props to Hasan for this monologue it was amazing

    • @BHPaperstacks
      @BHPaperstacks 7 лет назад +77

      Clarissa Peyton They were scared. This man came in and made a mockery of so much of what these people do because it is so blatantly against what they are suppossed to stand for. From the fourth estate of the press and its imperative need to hold those in power accountable to the sitting elected officials, who despite having to bear the intense heat of the publics magnifying glass when held under the light, must still respect its importance because they are the representatives of that same publics ever changing will.
      He made a mockery of the sitting president and of multiple institutions that sit at the core of the country's foundations. But what is more, he did it by underlining the importance of a principle and a right that these institutions are meant to uphold and from wherein they derive much of their power.
      Comedy has always been a fun house mirror to hold up to society and show it its glaring imperfections magnified and distorted through hyperbole and absurdity in order to force introspection and it's something this country desperately needs right now.

    • @brandonjoseph1489
      @brandonjoseph1489 7 лет назад +13

      Not really it's just how those people are. The room went wild when it was over. He even said they loved it

    • @languagelearningwithap
      @languagelearningwithap 7 лет назад +1

      No, they were just happy it was over. He was lame, really lame!

    • @treywestfall928
      @treywestfall928 7 лет назад +4

      Could not have said it better myself. Agreed on all accounts. I'm glad he didn't force anything, and all of his jokes were surprisingly highbrow.

  • @KKG3388
    @KKG3388 7 лет назад +165

    This is brilliant on so many levels!
    The tension was excruciating, Intelligently delivered.... Can see why the Elephant in the room was missing.
    Hasan killed it! & a well deserved standing ovation!

  • @tarana9329
    @tarana9329 7 лет назад +491

    He's brave.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 7 лет назад +7

      I thought to myself, "Whaddya mean, brave? This level of comedy, while very sharp and very well done, isn't something requiring bravery to present in a public forum.... Oh. Wait. It's not 2015 anymore. ... ... ...dammit."

    • @tarana9329
      @tarana9329 7 лет назад +16

      geekdivaherself Extra brave for being brown and Muslim!

  • @psychoticnk
    @psychoticnk 7 лет назад +834

    This is a speech that should go down in fucking history.

    • @laquintanix
      @laquintanix 7 лет назад +5

      AJ it WILL!😂😂

    • @samjames2552
      @samjames2552 7 лет назад +3

      +AJ....as one of the most unfunny efforts at humor to be attempted in a large crowd setting!

    • @psychoticnk
      @psychoticnk 7 лет назад +26

      +sam james you are part of the problem

    • @Gadreel1968
      @Gadreel1968 7 лет назад +28

      someone is triggered! too close to home Sam?

    • @psychoticnk
      @psychoticnk 7 лет назад +33

      "His side is the one who suppresses free speech..."
      omg... Have you SEEN what the dumbfuck you elected is trying to do, and has done for decades to anyone who slanders him? I'm not triggered, I'm just in awe at the sheer amount of stupid on display here. Bravo

  • @mariamreyes91
    @mariamreyes91 7 лет назад +134

    There should be an award for this! This guy is genius.

  • @JasonB95
    @JasonB95 7 лет назад +151

    Hasan's ending on free speech was fantastic. I loved how it brought his entire monologue together. And I'm sure all the salty ppl in the audience would have felt kinda stupid after hearing that part too because it's so true...Hasan was exercising his First Amendment right, a right that Trump benefits from but magically forgets about when it's used to criticize him. Overall this was brilliant. Well done Hasan. Keep slaying brother.

  • @jljf2f
    @jljf2f 7 лет назад +427

    No YOU tell ME!....I'm watching....THE NEWS! lol

    • @mooey87
      @mooey87 7 лет назад +13

      jljf2f I love how he delivered this one.

  • @TradingFeline
    @TradingFeline 7 лет назад +882

    That minority part is so spot on

    • @kgb4187
      @kgb4187 7 лет назад +8

      We do have to work hard for that recognition that hurts when we get it

    • @devante4489
      @devante4489 7 лет назад +18

      He did go hard on that one. Savage! I like this guy.

    • @toddroberts7886
      @toddroberts7886 7 лет назад +2

      Is someone with the last name "Wong" complaining about being a minority in a country where people of his race experience a higher standard of living than white people?
      What an ingrate, and a liar. Quit blaming people for your failures. If you're Chinese and can't succeed effortlessly in the United States you're a tragic loser.

    • @TradingFeline
      @TradingFeline 7 лет назад +19

      Todd Roberts last time I checked, I wasn't complaining about anything. Nice red herring. I just commented on how news media is like a minority in a sense that if one says something bad then all of them are generalized as bad. You seem pretty triggered

    • @stvinney
      @stvinney 7 лет назад

      Todd Roberts I'm thinking Asian Americans have a higher standard of living because they spend time studying subjects that are valuable to society while too many white people spend their time listening to cliched right wing talking points, commiting them to memory then repeating them all the time, even at trivial times.

  • @seanwestbrook2071
    @seanwestbrook2071 7 лет назад +321

    I don't care about your opinion, this man has some guts to roast the administration while standing in the same place as the administration

    • @SecretSickle89
      @SecretSickle89 7 лет назад +7

      The administration wasn't there...you do know that right? It's also easy to roast someone everyone in the room hates. That doesn't take balls or guts.

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 7 лет назад +2

      Sean Westbrook you can tell by some of the lack of laughter in the room...

    • @seanwestbrook2071
      @seanwestbrook2071 7 лет назад +1

      SecretSickle89 Never said they were there he just did it in the very home of them. And besides a lot of the people there were close to the administration and were major news outlets and he not only insulted the entire executive branch but many of the major news outlets in the room. He still had the guts to do that on love TV at a very formal dinner

  • @SaraH-ul7yh
    @SaraH-ul7yh 7 лет назад +362

    he says "bombing"
    camera cuts to veiled woman.
    wtf?

    • @united07ish
      @united07ish 7 лет назад +22

      Because America's foreign policy is mainly focused in Muslim majority countries. So when he said "he's done far too much bombing". Camera man thought there was a direct correlation between the word and a women with a headscarf and probably wanted to get her reaction!!!

    •  6 лет назад +7

      Sara Hamzeh She wasn’t veiled, dude.

    • @yo-yomary9380
      @yo-yomary9380 6 лет назад

      ブロンディブラック she I thought that was his wife and she is beautiful

    • @H.M46926
      @H.M46926 6 лет назад

      Sara Hamzeh your name is hella unique

    • @maishan9073
      @maishan9073 6 лет назад +3

      +Sara Hamzeh
      I know right, but that's a scarfed women a veiled women covers her face☺

  • @ArtCastaneda
    @ArtCastaneda 7 лет назад +286

    I was feeling frustrated and sad after reading this week's news headlines. I watch Hasan's monologue and felt inspired and hopeful that there are other kindred spirits who oppose racism, bigotry, sexism and everything this White House administration stands for. There is still hope.

  • @Zeratul187
    @Zeratul187 7 лет назад +124

    Oh my god, he's taking shots at everyone ...... He's not even leaving CNN & MSNBC

    • @SanjuSingh
      @SanjuSingh 7 лет назад +3

      Ummmmmmmm!.... he left that pedo muhammad.

    • @Zeratul187
      @Zeratul187 7 лет назад +2

      Sanju Singh sorry I'm a feminist

    • @SanjuSingh
      @SanjuSingh 7 лет назад +2

      Syed Abdul Wasay Not according to Quran,if u r a real muslim.

    • @Zeratul187
      @Zeratul187 7 лет назад +2

      Sanju Singh oh sorry , the pay gap is unislamic

    • @Zeratul187
      @Zeratul187 7 лет назад +2

      Sanju Singh and how would you know my religion better than me???

  • @LiberationMangoJuicePerson
    @LiberationMangoJuicePerson 7 лет назад +1011

    Holy shit he went off. This is like a months worth of daily show jokes

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 7 лет назад +8

      Jewce Man He was not funny at all, damn.

    • @akaVillaz
      @akaVillaz 7 лет назад +9

      Jewce Man and that's ur opinion and right. I heard a few of the jokes before but I smiled and respected him for his bravery

    • @moislam103
      @moislam103 7 лет назад +31

      Definitely emptied the Joke Vault for this one. Well worth it.

    • @eshanchaudhry3972
      @eshanchaudhry3972 7 лет назад

      Jewce Man ii

    • @frickmeinthebuttholedaddyi7364
      @frickmeinthebuttholedaddyi7364 7 лет назад +11

      Jewce Man "jokes"

  • @DeadliestWarriorZZ
    @DeadliestWarriorZZ 7 лет назад +408

    I did nazi that nazi joke comming;)

  • @mthggg
    @mthggg 7 лет назад +229

    He was the highlight of this years dinner

  • @anselsierraferreira6163
    @anselsierraferreira6163 7 лет назад +53

    The only bad thing about this speech was the audience.

  • @SandeepSingh-sy6nx
    @SandeepSingh-sy6nx 7 лет назад +264

    Mad props to Hassan for attacking the president and the media. Highlighted flaws that exist in both the administration and journalistic reporting.

  • @hettel_visual
    @hettel_visual 7 лет назад +256

    Why can't these people laugh?

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 7 лет назад +23

      Aren't these reporters? Trump hates most reporters and they're afraid to laugh at him being roasted?

    • @TeamPokemono
      @TeamPokemono 7 лет назад +8

      Actually it's more that there are no microphones directed to the audience unlike in comedy shows. Thus, the only time you hear laughter is when Hasan's mic picks it up. Just think of it as being around 300 laughs min when you can hear it.

    • @faridaahlawat6237
      @faridaahlawat6237 7 лет назад +12

      It was painful watching the crowd. they looked like they weren't even breathing

    • @Maxmekker42
      @Maxmekker42 7 лет назад +9

      A lot of them laughed, those who didn’t can’t take a joke

    • @5burowz
      @5burowz 6 лет назад +6

      they're journalists. same sense of humor as engineers.

  • @rayhanislam5768
    @rayhanislam5768 7 лет назад +560

    When he said *Nicki Minaj* 😂😂

  • @Arnold_X3
    @Arnold_X3 7 лет назад +784

    There's something deeply human and sincere about his comedy...

    • @johnnyecho
      @johnnyecho 7 лет назад +15

      well said. absolutely - i am very impressed.

    • @dr.dermixgirlmd7479
      @dr.dermixgirlmd7479 7 лет назад +61

      Arnold agreed. He's smart, genuine and isn't pandering he doesn't seem to care about the crowd reaction.

    • @FzzyWzzyBearCub
      @FzzyWzzyBearCub 7 лет назад

      As in 'un-funny?'

    • @KylaByte
      @KylaByte 7 лет назад +3

      he is a DOUCH

    • @HY-vw2fl
      @HY-vw2fl 7 лет назад +1

      numetec He is funny. Your a douche who doesnt have humor.

  • @ravenshroud
    @ravenshroud 7 лет назад +427

    I seriously love you Hasan. You are a model for the best political comedy and satire. This was one of the best performances ever given in political commentary and a beautiful impeachment of the press.
    I would like to add that Richard Pryor would be proud of your take no prisoners approach and Jon and Steven are assuredly proud as well, oh yeah and that guy that does the Daily Show now who is not Samantha Bee....

    • @sujjidesai
      @sujjidesai 7 лет назад

      Scott Schindler Try Stephen Colbert

  • @melissab610
    @melissab610 7 лет назад +89

    I'd say about a third of these journalists don't have a sense of humor. The rest are having a great time.

  • @0ctoLover
    @0ctoLover 7 лет назад +241

    SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN HIS OWN SHOW!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!!!

    • @AbigailR-ri8is
      @AbigailR-ri8is 7 лет назад +16

      Joe me
      you "people" talk so much about liberals being trolls yet this comment triggered you
      and u just had to go there and comment ...stay cool hot head

    • @OscarGarcia-tu9yo
      @OscarGarcia-tu9yo 7 лет назад +1

      +Joe me oh sorry you cant take a joke. grow the fuck up man.

    • @shravansatyanarayan4390
      @shravansatyanarayan4390 7 лет назад

      Joe me hey were you watching the same video as all the rest of us? or were you high when you saw this.

    • @SandeepSingh-sy6nx
      @SandeepSingh-sy6nx 7 лет назад +5

      Joe me You used the first part of your argument to claim that Hassan's monologue was rude, and thus not funny. You then proceeded to use the second part of your argument to contradict what you just said by "rudely" insulting him. #Hypocrite

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 7 лет назад +5

      He'll probably get it. The Daily Show has always been a place where talent is built up and then sent off to their own shows. Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, soon Jordan Klepper.

  • @JustBreakingBreadTV
    @JustBreakingBreadTV 7 лет назад +227

    So sharp and witty I have to watch it a few times tl catch all the hits and intricacies...
    And how are people saying Hasan attacked Trump and his supporters? It was more of an attack and indictment against the Liberal media and the shortcomings of the Left. The punches on Rachel Maddow hillarious. The shade on CNN and MSNBC was just brilliant as well as brutal...

  • @elisapruett6172
    @elisapruett6172 7 лет назад +110

    Thank you, Hasan. You tell it like it is. Love you and the show!

  • @umeshpoopalarajah1074
    @umeshpoopalarajah1074 7 лет назад +238

    damn this guy's such a savage lmao

  • @thinkingclearly1671
    @thinkingclearly1671 7 лет назад +81

    Fox was laughing hard when he went after msnbc

  • @JJoelle
    @JJoelle 7 лет назад +633

    This crowd was very dry. Maybe it was just the reactions they were showing but I thought he was very funny.

    • @Kulascus
      @Kulascus 7 лет назад +1

      thats a tradition. They are always dry

    • @ML-du8ie
      @ML-du8ie 7 лет назад +4

      Crowd was mostly jewish and Hasan is a muslim 1+1=2

    • @themarinelayermusic6469
      @themarinelayermusic6469 7 лет назад

      Rr... too true.

    • @janinekrol4327
      @janinekrol4327 7 лет назад

      J. Joelle it was definitely them. I think everyone's just tired of Trump jokes

    • @rutgerius123
      @rutgerius123 7 лет назад

      What's a deep throat sims 4 music video?

  • @mr.anderson2241
    @mr.anderson2241 7 лет назад +942

    God that audience seemed to be filled with so much tension

    • @myfavs5393
      @myfavs5393 7 лет назад +10

      Yes - a lot of fear

    • @JHulse29
      @JHulse29 7 лет назад +38

      A lot of pretentious sticks up the ass

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 7 лет назад +1

      Mr. Anderson - professional catholic monster hunter they were nervous he was going to bomb........his act.

    • @GhibliOmatiC
      @GhibliOmatiC 7 лет назад +13

      They were career journalists who looked as if they were being lectured to by their principal in back in grade school - a principal 20-40 years their junior. Being called out in a public setting doesn't exactly relieve tension, but I have to give respect to the few who managed to take the ribbing/roasting with a smile and a laugh.

    • @r.dafinakuficha2232
      @r.dafinakuficha2232 7 лет назад +14

      They were tense because they live the lies. He's uncovering them and that was beautiful! He was sober. Even drunk, these folks are tense. They spin their stories and he told them to give the real news. Stop the bs! And, when you're full of bs, truth scares you. Their jobs depend on their lies.

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 7 лет назад +62

    HE SHOOK UP THE WHOLE ROOM! I am in love 😩🙌🏾❤️

  • @bluedude05
    @bluedude05 7 лет назад +100

    Damn he killed it! Had jokes, a message, and then more jokes but in the end made his point! I have a lot or respect for him now!

  • @donkeyshlong5727
    @donkeyshlong5727 7 лет назад +151

    This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • @Am-gm4uy
    @Am-gm4uy 7 лет назад +290

    Give the man a standing ovation! Bravo!

    • @HawkeyeCharmer
      @HawkeyeCharmer 7 лет назад +2

      Hanamichi Sakuragi Thankfully they did exactly that and in doing so took the first step in trying to gain back the trust lost in them...

  • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
    @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 7 лет назад +116

    I know the Trump lovers are the butthurt ones, but let's be real, his truest roast was of Fox, MSNBC, and CNN. Savagery.

  • @derricks6415
    @derricks6415 7 лет назад +63

    "I feel like I'm a tribute in the Hunger Games. If this goes poorly Steve Bannon gets to eat me." I spit out my chocolate milk.

    • @jordanfrazierful
      @jordanfrazierful 7 лет назад +1

      bru what u drinking chocolate milk for?? #Strawberrymilk4life

  • @MrKajjaGG
    @MrKajjaGG 7 лет назад +643

    Yo, I'm 7 minutes in and in tears. This guy absolutely killed.

    • @scottcanatsey8750
      @scottcanatsey8750 7 лет назад

      Wow. You laughed at that worn out shit? You are easily amused.

    • @MrKajjaGG
      @MrKajjaGG 7 лет назад +6

      I do not see Steve Bannon.

    • @GarryBussy
      @GarryBussy 7 лет назад +5

      Mr Kajja I. Do. Not. See. Steve Bannon.

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 7 лет назад +127

    this guy roasts both sides of the aisle... 100% savage xD

  • @serenelight
    @serenelight 7 лет назад +82

    wow! What an incredible performance! It hit all the right feels. All the right tones. Great job Hasan!

  • @FrankHarrison12
    @FrankHarrison12 7 лет назад +81

    That was gold. 10/10 timing, content, delivery, and covered all of the bases. RIP Trump and the MSM.

  • @vijaya21r
    @vijaya21r 7 лет назад +31

    THE BEST BRILLIANT SPEECH, true to the core. Standing Ovation to Hasan Minhaj.

  • @nazir4687
    @nazir4687 7 лет назад +779

    The audience looks like they need permission from their employers to laugh. I am at home LMFAO

    • @nazir4687
      @nazir4687 7 лет назад +1

      PPP121226 plenty more where that came from ;)

  • @Ganaton2
    @Ganaton2 7 лет назад +47

    This is better than the entire CC roast of Donald Trump. He was witty, intelligent and downright hilarious.

  • @bigtaker404
    @bigtaker404 7 лет назад +434

    The dead faces are the best part of this!

    • @deletedchannel8645
      @deletedchannel8645 7 лет назад +23

      mostly just butt hurt Republicans

    • @ShiningIcePearls
      @ShiningIcePearls 7 лет назад +2

      Big Taker gotta love them no humor conservatives 😾

    • @GiveaSitDogTraining
      @GiveaSitDogTraining 7 лет назад +11

      Cause as much as you want his jokes to be jokes, there more than truth anything.. hard to laugh when Trump is the president... #SADTRUMP

    • @jamiehollands9514
      @jamiehollands9514 7 лет назад +7

      Riastrad lmao Trump didn't even show up becsuse he knew he would have a baby hissy fit

  • @sambaraka8039
    @sambaraka8039 7 лет назад +467

    "He tweets at 3am sober"😂😂👌🏾

    • @katypatrick6777
      @katypatrick6777 7 лет назад +2

      SLaMMy That was my favorite part!!

    • @michaeljolfree4496
      @michaeljolfree4496 7 лет назад

      Get free gift: #MichelGiftCardfree

    • @josenmitchell2958
      @josenmitchell2958 7 лет назад

      You said exactly what I was thinking Tyler! and we're not even related... weird.

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 7 лет назад +2

      +Tyler Mitchell I guess you're the guy at 10:05, the one guy who doesn't get the jokes.

  • @pooballify
    @pooballify 7 лет назад +194

    REAL PROPS for speaking his mind in front of such a tough crowd 👏

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh 7 лет назад +2

      +pooballify ° Who were all the people sucking sourballs? Are they all Breitbart garbage or something? Oh, Fox Noise... Imbeciles...

  • @fredericknightingale-hough6166
    @fredericknightingale-hough6166 7 лет назад +64

    25:26 -- 25:39 A _very_ hesitant standing ovation.

    • @niroo7
      @niroo7 6 лет назад

      ANDDDDDDDDD some of them chose to not get up at all.

  • @LyonSingh
    @LyonSingh 7 лет назад +149

    Inspiring comedy with an inspiring speech and a brilliant roast, good job ✊🏼

  • @imalloutofgin
    @imalloutofgin 7 лет назад +109

    This is insulting to Slytherin... we don't want him either okay???

  • @daryl7277
    @daryl7277 7 лет назад +181

    This should get 350 million or so views. Everyone in this country needs to see this. #truth

    • @hamalaha214332
      @hamalaha214332 7 лет назад +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
      wait, youre serious.
      oh god, oh no.
      this one eats lies for breakfast and probably takes it up d'ass
      (sorry for bad english am not american but even i can tell youve been brainwashed lmao)

    • @adude9389
      @adude9389 7 лет назад +1

      I agree man

  • @chabelita3684
    @chabelita3684 7 лет назад +73

    I feel dehydrated from all the salty republicans in the room

  • @rickybennett9811
    @rickybennett9811 7 лет назад +134

    Wow he fucking killed it. I especially love the unexpected lambasting of MSNBC.

    • @durelhill7200
      @durelhill7200 7 лет назад +2

      yeah he did do a good job at that

    • @Borimex86
      @Borimex86 7 лет назад

      Ricky Bennett He bombed, the crowd hardly laugh.

    • @rickybennett9811
      @rickybennett9811 7 лет назад

      Abraham Lopez I wouldn't call a bunch of uppity latte sipping Washington insiders to be a very friendly crowd. Especially when half the time he is roasting them.

  • @37gamefly
    @37gamefly 7 лет назад +481

    I DIDNT KNOW I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH A ROAST 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @novinophobic5995
      @novinophobic5995 7 лет назад +8

      Tyrell White have you never
      watched a correspondent dinner before?

    • @Rayxke
      @Rayxke 7 лет назад +4

      I'm sorry but do you have no idea what the WHCD is???

    • @anthonyquinones4782
      @anthonyquinones4782 7 лет назад +1

      Tyrell White iikkdldmdnsks. juhghhf22ackmh0r

    • @AreaZero100
      @AreaZero100 7 лет назад

      xD

  • @jrcastrorwc
    @jrcastrorwc 7 лет назад +77

    This guy is brilliant!

    • @teentalex
      @teentalex 7 лет назад

      Roberto Castro Not quite

  • @JaimeEskobar
    @JaimeEskobar 7 лет назад +14

    "becouse when one of you messes up, he blames your entire group. And now you know what it feels like to be a minority" well said! well said sir!

  • @stylz1
    @stylz1 7 лет назад +288

    "It's like a bunch of stripper cops have to solve a real murder" HAHAHA

    • @isaaca1036
      @isaaca1036 7 лет назад +8

      i bust out laughing so hard i accidentally slapped someone next to me on the train.. was so invested into the video i didnt even realize some lady sat next to me a few stops ago.. :()

    • @moadtouhami
      @moadtouhami 7 лет назад +11

      That line killed me!

    • @melsemmling4275
      @melsemmling4275 7 лет назад +13

      i was listening at work and spit my coffee all over my keyboard. I am sure people in the other offices were like WTF is wrong with her...I was laughing so hard

  • @chrisdongwon
    @chrisdongwon 7 лет назад +1006

    The saddest part is Hassan is joking but not really.

    • @thelmaatkinson7586
      @thelmaatkinson7586 7 лет назад +7

      Chris Won he is cool funny

    • @denniwells4768
      @denniwells4768 7 лет назад +16

      *Search in Google - hdpixels*
      Select 1st Site
      Go in 1st Popular post
      Click Sponsord Link
      enjoy

    • @zim_ko-boxing3553
      @zim_ko-boxing3553 7 лет назад +1

      Denni Wells W

    • @montej4829
      @montej4829 7 лет назад

      Chris Won It's called kidding on the square

    • @williamkeltner5119
      @williamkeltner5119 7 лет назад +1

      gawd...talk about a good target for a drone strike

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад +111

    "The news coming out of the White House is so stressful, I've been watching 'House of Cards' just to relax."
    I've been watching "The West Wing" and pretending that Jed Bartlet is the President. It's nice.

    • @patrickkim9372
      @patrickkim9372 7 лет назад

      That joke was great because everyone laughed at that one, liberal or conservative

  • @witmonwit
    @witmonwit 7 лет назад +61

    This is the best thing I've seen in a long time