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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2015
  • Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
    feat. / oneyng
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 4 года назад +24413

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +89

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 4 года назад +181

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 года назад +1487

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +27

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 года назад +188

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. 3 года назад +6632

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 года назад +150

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 3 года назад +15

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 3 года назад +74

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +29

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 3 года назад +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 21 день назад +120

    This video continues to age like fine wine

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti3713 20 дней назад +28

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom 8 лет назад +6191

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson 8 лет назад +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 8 лет назад +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas 8 лет назад +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr 8 лет назад +21

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 8 лет назад +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 лет назад +40029

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 6 лет назад +503

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @suavepilled7647
      @suavepilled7647 5 лет назад +792

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 5 лет назад +1191

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel 5 лет назад +214

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 5 лет назад +244

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 2 года назад +529

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @iskolya4136
      @iskolya4136 11 месяцев назад +3

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 6 месяцев назад

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@iskolya4136 Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_tophat296
      @flamingo_with_tophat296 4 месяца назад

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 16 дней назад +33

    This video only gets better with age

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 4 года назад +13890

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 8 лет назад +6506

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 лет назад +232

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 8 лет назад +81

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 8 лет назад +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 7 лет назад +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 7 лет назад +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 2 года назад +1331

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 Год назад +48

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 Год назад +4

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 Год назад +17

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus Год назад

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 Год назад +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @poperat
    @poperat 2 года назад +403

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries 4 года назад +5894

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 4 года назад +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 4 года назад +30

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries 4 года назад +37

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 4 года назад

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 года назад +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 8 лет назад +4406

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther 8 лет назад +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR 8 лет назад +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 8 лет назад +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 8 лет назад +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 8 лет назад +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 2 года назад +283

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 года назад +9

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 2 года назад +16

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 года назад +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 2 года назад +9

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 года назад +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist 3 года назад +176

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash 8 лет назад +5155

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q 8 лет назад +513

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire 8 лет назад +268

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ 7 лет назад +277

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 7 лет назад +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy 7 лет назад +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg 3 года назад +2283

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @MurkyTy
    @MurkyTy 4 месяца назад +38

    This video has aged even better.

    • @LordXaedin_AltAccount
      @LordXaedin_AltAccount 3 месяца назад +5

      its so sad how true it is. 😔

    • @j0s3ph61
      @j0s3ph61 18 дней назад +2

      Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 3 месяца назад +73

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan 5 лет назад +9103

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 лет назад +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan 5 лет назад +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 5 лет назад +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 5 лет назад +79

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV 5 лет назад +156

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +16023

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 3 года назад +103

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. 3 года назад +27

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @manalsaad2430
      @manalsaad2430 3 года назад +6

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 3 года назад +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 3 года назад +211

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 Год назад +28

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 Год назад +7

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 9 месяцев назад +28

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 4 года назад +2014

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 3 года назад +192

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +151

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 3 года назад +66

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 3 года назад +147

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 3 года назад +26

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx 4 года назад +2477

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 года назад +79

      Wow...

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 года назад +221

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 года назад +197

      @@derineka boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 года назад +56

      @@derineka aka RCA

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 года назад +53

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 2 года назад +491

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 2 года назад +39

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 Год назад +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 Год назад +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 Год назад +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 Год назад +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 3 года назад +80

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 года назад +3457

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @Theultimatechef233
      @Theultimatechef233 4 года назад +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +5

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 года назад

      @@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 3 года назад

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 года назад

      @@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 3 года назад +3060

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 года назад +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 года назад +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 3 года назад +15

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 3 года назад +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem Год назад +22

    This video aged extremely well

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 2 года назад +93

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans 3 года назад +10209

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +176

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Chosenlawman
      @Chosenlawman 3 года назад +196

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +21

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 года назад +31

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang 3 года назад +25

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 8 лет назад +1067

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 8 лет назад +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 8 лет назад +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 лет назад +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 8 лет назад +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 лет назад +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow 2 года назад +13

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 19 дней назад +8

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @scroti2042
    @scroti2042 4 года назад +3379

    To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24)
    When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle)
    However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?)
    The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer.
    So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 4 года назад +79

      damn

    • @wordcroutons
      @wordcroutons 4 года назад +122

      Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

    • @floater7082
      @floater7082 4 года назад +52

      WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 4 года назад +20

      Naval
      They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

    • @Raphsophomes
      @Raphsophomes 4 года назад +41

      Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 года назад +4492

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice 3 года назад +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 года назад +196

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr 3 года назад +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 года назад +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin4391 17 дней назад +14

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 11 месяцев назад +14

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel 7 лет назад +1310

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 7 лет назад +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 7 лет назад +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel 7 лет назад +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 лет назад +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX 7 лет назад

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 8 лет назад +884

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums 8 лет назад +113

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 8 лет назад

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 лет назад +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 8 лет назад +6

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 8 лет назад +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @lucianoliberati8925
    @lucianoliberati8925 2 года назад +30

    Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 года назад +3

      Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show.
      Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

    • @D4nkB0t
      @D4nkB0t 2 года назад

      @@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3
      Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 2 года назад

      @@thelemoneater All I have to say is this:
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 года назад

      @@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

  • @purp8057
    @purp8057 9 месяцев назад +8

    It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark 4 года назад +2599

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 4 года назад +222

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror 3 года назад +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 3 года назад +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 3 года назад +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 8 лет назад +1397

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 8 лет назад +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 8 лет назад +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD 8 лет назад +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 8 лет назад +66

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 8 лет назад

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @rustygun1
    @rustygun1 7 месяцев назад +20

    8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

    • @yolimap
      @yolimap 6 месяцев назад +10

      even more

  • @Deeznutsgote
    @Deeznutsgote Год назад +10

    Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 5 лет назад +1685

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 лет назад +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 4 года назад

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 4 года назад +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 года назад +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 8 лет назад +2584

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere 8 лет назад +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 8 лет назад +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 лет назад +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 8 лет назад +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 лет назад +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 10 месяцев назад +27

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 10 месяцев назад +7

      “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @fuckthezuck
    @fuckthezuck 3 месяца назад +6

    This video is like a fine wine...

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 8 лет назад +4457

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 6 лет назад +1047

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 6 лет назад +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 6 лет назад +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 6 лет назад +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 6 лет назад +13

      N64 beautiful console

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 лет назад

      yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @juliovsilva
    @juliovsilva 4 месяца назад +9

    this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

  • @cjinworldofgaming511
    @cjinworldofgaming511 3 месяца назад +4

    As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill 6 лет назад +2593

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 6 лет назад +115

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill 6 лет назад +422

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline 6 лет назад +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 6 лет назад +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 6 лет назад +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided 8 лет назад +896

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 лет назад

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 8 лет назад +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL RUclipsrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 лет назад +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 8 лет назад

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 8 лет назад +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @yaricoo
    @yaricoo 8 дней назад +6

    at this point this video is more than just a fine wine..

  • @johnax4124
    @johnax4124 21 день назад +13

    Yep

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 4 года назад +4631

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 4 года назад +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 4 года назад +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 года назад +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on RUclips in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 года назад +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 4 года назад +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 4 года назад +1305

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 4 года назад +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 4 года назад +69

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 года назад +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 года назад +66

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 4 года назад +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 9 месяцев назад +12

    This video aged like fine wine .

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 5 месяцев назад

      No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

  • @joehall9836
    @joehall9836 3 года назад +8

    4:32 you can tell it's Oney by the Harry Potter typeface

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 8 лет назад +2609

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

    • @dashflasinton1697
      @dashflasinton1697 8 лет назад +19

      I hate u

    • @themaxthejhon
      @themaxthejhon 8 лет назад +82

      he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

    • @vaderfan360
      @vaderfan360 8 лет назад +75

      +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

    • @untilitookanarrow
      @untilitookanarrow 8 лет назад +87

      Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

    • @ivancouisine7134
      @ivancouisine7134 8 лет назад +2

      I also hate you

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 8 лет назад +3036

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 8 лет назад +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 8 лет назад +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom 8 лет назад

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 8 лет назад +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 8 лет назад +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 7 месяцев назад +8

    8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

  • @kanyeet5162
    @kanyeet5162 Год назад +63

    This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae 10 месяцев назад

      Gamepass is top notch tho

    • @Eliassthepro
      @Eliassthepro 8 месяцев назад

      @@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)

  • @KristyJean
    @KristyJean 8 лет назад +726

    You forgot what they did to Banjo and Kazooie.. That.... I just.... why...?

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 лет назад +21

      +Kristy Jean rare in general, but especially banjo kazooie, never played nuts and bolts but jontrons video covered just about everything wrong with it i assume

    • @savvysquid7482
      @savvysquid7482 8 лет назад +3

      +Kristy Jean Please explain what Microsoft did to Banjo Kazooie.

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 лет назад

      microsoft bought rare and they turned an awesome collecting game into a car game, and kept the landscape of a collecting game

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 8 лет назад +4

      ***** guaranteed rare by itself wouldnt have made a car game

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 8 лет назад +2

      +Kristy Jean well all they did was release a shitty game. Atleast it's better than not releasing it at all, because I'm sure some people got enjoyment out of it and it's not like the game is doing anybody any harm

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 лет назад +8688

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

  • @adnanasif9538
    @adnanasif9538 17 дней назад +6

    Surprisingly this is still relevant

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 3 года назад +3705

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 года назад +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 3 года назад +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @ultronferro
      @ultronferro 3 года назад +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 3 года назад +15

      @@ultronferro Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 года назад +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 лет назад +681

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @trithientran7146
    @trithientran7146 Год назад +16

    Who’s here after Redfall

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 4 года назад +3485

    The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 8 лет назад +627

    Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

    • @karigrandii
      @karigrandii 8 лет назад +34

      And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 8 лет назад +2

      who said anyone is dying?

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 лет назад +6

      Which are made by companies.

    • @patrickbrennan4853
      @patrickbrennan4853 7 лет назад +4

      +Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

    • @Tinr2d2
      @Tinr2d2 7 лет назад +5

      I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

  • @frankthatfunks2428
    @frankthatfunks2428 4 месяца назад +6

    This aged extraordinary fuckin well

  • @SirGlacius1
    @SirGlacius1 2 года назад +5

    It would be great to see an update to this study case.

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj 6 лет назад +1335

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 лет назад +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 лет назад +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 3 года назад +1328

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @davemclover81
    @davemclover81 Год назад +6

    7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

  • @ReiujiUtsuhoOkuu
    @ReiujiUtsuhoOkuu 9 месяцев назад +4

    First song at 0:00 is Save Point - Kirby Super Star - Super Smash Bros Melee

  • @Toxisanidiot
    @Toxisanidiot 6 лет назад +509

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 5 лет назад +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E 5 лет назад +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 лет назад

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 5 лет назад

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 6 лет назад +2830

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 6 лет назад +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 лет назад +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 лет назад +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 6 лет назад +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 лет назад +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @itsjackcressman
    @itsjackcressman 3 года назад +16

    0:19 For easy rewind

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 года назад +8

    Microsoft have seriously corrupted the entire gaming industry through their shady business of extorting large amounts of cash from the players. And it's absolutely disgraceful! That really sickens me! 😤

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright 4 года назад +837

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

    • @shlop3667
      @shlop3667 4 года назад +18

      Bexbox Bestbox

    • @shibe9794
      @shibe9794 4 года назад +3

      boxbex

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 года назад +2

      it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

    • @jasonchen4807
      @jasonchen4807 4 года назад

      Lmaooo

    • @i_cry_havok__
      @i_cry_havok__ 3 года назад +4

      What is Xbox's favorite thing to do?
      Beatbox
      Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.

  • @allien.777
    @allien.777 5 лет назад +1824

    *_Nintendo Switch Online™_*

    • @Soup_SSB
      @Soup_SSB 5 лет назад +118

      Nintendo made it even worse by making every feature about the service half assed

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 5 лет назад +25

      @@Soup_SSB oh definitely

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 лет назад +53

      @@Soup_SSB Yeah but at least they only have a third of the cost. It's still worth more than Xbox Live.

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 5 лет назад +25

      @@vampragon4386 Listen, if nintendo sold a really crappy mario game but it only costed $10 dollars, would you buy it.

    • @vampragon4386
      @vampragon4386 5 лет назад +75

      @@gaminglol1167 No, but having online mode isn't the same as "a crappy mario game"

  • @yeti4269
    @yeti4269 2 года назад +45

    And now Microsoft owns fucking blizzard and Bethesda. We’re fucked.

    • @yeti4269
      @yeti4269 2 года назад +1

      @@mayonnaise3959 They buy game studios and shut their IPs down or just fuck them up until the entire franchise is in the ground

    • @zoneswishy
      @zoneswishy 2 года назад +3

      @@yeti4269 Activision and blizzard already did that from the get go ☠️

    • @victorgamez8885
      @victorgamez8885 2 года назад +1

      @@yeti4269 to be fair bethesda, blizzard, and activision already fucked their ips

    • @vedaryan334
      @vedaryan334 2 года назад +5

      @@mayonnaise3959 they have unlimited money, money that doesn't compare to anything any other gaming company has , only tencent comes close. So they can just buy out many big and small ips, like what Disney did. I hope antitrust acts on their Blizzard deal but history says they won't.
      What this does is , starts an asset competition where the big players start scrambling to buy out whatever's left, like sony did for bungie. Except, sony had to spend 72% of their on hand cash to buy bungie for 3.6 billion while Microsoft had to spend around 45% to buy Activision for 70 billion. There's just no scale here. Gamepass isn't profitable rn , and just like Netflix they can keep losing money on it until they're the default and the dominant player and Sony can't do that for long.
      However sony has the better brand , and better talent rn . If they can keep the fight in their favour for this generation (and they can do it considering the PS5 is so much more in demand than the xbox) , that would help balance the scale as Microsoft might not be as willing to handing blank cheques to xbox like they're doing rn. Also a game requires more stuff than just throwing money.
      In the end , for at least the near future, we're in for a treat , just like when streaming wars started . After that though, it's anybody's game.
      Essay over.

    • @awkwardcultism
      @awkwardcultism Год назад

      Why would I care that they own the two most overrated companies in gaming?
      Sell them Bioware too.

  • @SweetT00f
    @SweetT00f 3 года назад +8

    4:44 yo where does he find these stock photos lol 🤣

  • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
    @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 6 лет назад +1949

    You spelled Micro$oft wrong.

    • @GHorta-dp2km
      @GHorta-dp2km 6 лет назад +41

      The meme is strong in you

    • @peeweeherman9411
      @peeweeherman9411 6 лет назад +34

      I think it's spelled like this G R E E D Y

    • @AmirlilG
      @AmirlilG 6 лет назад +34

      Its just bu$ine$$

    • @brahmruzek7441
      @brahmruzek7441 6 лет назад +9

      Steve Jobs but Sony isn't? ALL gaming corporations are greedy fucks who only want your money

    • @peeweeherman9411
      @peeweeherman9411 6 лет назад +13

      Brahm Ruzek you're not gonna believe this but so is almost every company on earth

  • @LPRD
    @LPRD 5 лет назад +3456

    Microsoft is a peepeehead

    • @crashmania4685
      @crashmania4685 5 лет назад +113

      This nigga here said, did this nigga just say pee pee bro?

    • @BobDoleStyle
      @BobDoleStyle 5 лет назад +44

      Crashmania 468 With them big ass ears.

    • @buttcheekgod6424
      @buttcheekgod6424 5 лет назад +33

      Abody Elbakry BIG ASS EARS NIGGA

    • @chubb3034
      @chubb3034 5 лет назад +51

      @@buttcheekgod6424 THEY LIKE BAMBI

    • @troywebster3638
      @troywebster3638 5 лет назад +1

      One nice thing was when they returned my red ring xbox it had a hard drive i didn't own on it which i promptly sold for a nice $50 cash

  • @a-damthemansixtynan4463
    @a-damthemansixtynan4463 2 года назад +7

    My brother used to be a top tier GoW player back then and I remember him yelling “fucking HOST!” a lot. The second game was like that too.

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 2 года назад +7

      it took me a second to realise you were talking about gears of war

  • @DunkeyIsBlack
    @DunkeyIsBlack 7 лет назад +902

    The dislikes are Microsoft employees

    • @anthonydesantis7862
      @anthonydesantis7862 7 лет назад +1

      The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 7 лет назад +72

      I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

    • @HighSkiez
      @HighSkiez 7 лет назад +9

      ReNixMaR
      I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

    • @rotten1462
      @rotten1462 7 лет назад +43

      do you mean the likes

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 7 лет назад +1218

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

    • @whatsthepoint9992
      @whatsthepoint9992 6 лет назад +31

      you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

    • @goldghost3657
      @goldghost3657 6 лет назад +17

      Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

    • @bedivere6906
      @bedivere6906 6 лет назад +2

      3 more days BABY

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 6 лет назад

      Same.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 6 лет назад +6

      Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @nickelbutt
    @nickelbutt 2 года назад +4

    A comedian, a critic, and a consumer advocate.

  • @waterbuffalo3982
    @waterbuffalo3982 2 года назад +7

    5:19 shows the earliest recorded history of the word “based.”

  • @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw
    @RoronoaZoro-xs8gw 3 года назад +591

    I switched to PS3 after my 4th 360

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 7 лет назад +645

    Not to mention, now Nintendo is going to charge for online services.

    • @lefin.9758
      @lefin.9758 6 лет назад +64

      Phony Pony Bologna If I was a gaming company I would it's free money for doing nothing.

    • @downshineintoupsmash1882
      @downshineintoupsmash1882 6 лет назад +52

      They all have annual options and Nintendo's online is exceptionally shitty. no paid online service ever had a reason to be paid to begin with.

    • @z39836
      @z39836 6 лет назад +31

      The only reason why I liked Nintendo's online modes is going to disappear in 2018...

    • @xperiagamer93
      @xperiagamer93 6 лет назад +25

      Phony Pony Bologna thats why i play pc now i got tired of paying to play with no extra benifit

    • @indigo7898
      @indigo7898 6 лет назад +26

      dont like it either, but (at least) its less then half of what sony, microsoft are charging, (sony even invreased their price in my country, so fuck them)
      nintendos online struggled in my experience for example in smash, where some rounds were just super laggy and completely unplayable, so i can see them putting the online money into good use, mainly because nintendo had some financial hardships in the last console generation unlike sony and microsoft, who just fuck everyone up with full price titles plus season pass for the same price plus microtransaction to actually play a game competitive.
      and the thing about nintendo is that many games work just beautifully as a single player, let alone zelda, maybe mario odyssey, xenoblade and a lot of the indie eshop titles.
      (older titles, the last story, other mario games, donkey kong etc.) a lot of games, that dont actually need online play.
      Every ps4/xbox game needs a day one patch with up to 40gb, because they give out games unfinished and probably never finish it if it sells well (mass effect) or just bring out the exact same game as last year (cod, fifa, assassins creed, battlefield etc.)

  • @Charlie-nc3cp
    @Charlie-nc3cp Год назад +5

    6:34
    Lets see Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen's card