r/Justneckbeardthings | i will never understand women.
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The one guy who said manga written by men is better has a demon slayer pfp, which was written by a woman 💀
"bUt hE dIdN'T sAY aLl mAnGa-" Don't try to look more intelligent Kyle. The point is that guy sucks. Also the comment isn't directed towards you,emoth. It's towards the know it alls who believe they are VeRy iNtElLiGeNT.
brO
Doesn’t no one actually know their gender? Although they are rumored to be a girl
@@Rainydaze_913 really i was sure it was written by women
@@Rainydaze_913it was written by Koyoharu Gotouge i am pretty sure
The guy who said women shouldn't be coders...
The first programming language was literally written by a woman. Ada Lovelace
And computers only exist only because of looms.
A thing pioneered by women.
AND the basis technology used by wifi and bluetooth was also invented by a woman, Hedy Lamarr
also grace hopper (like a 100 years after lovelace)
Most of the coders in early NASA throughout the Apollo mission were women.
Guess I should erase my memories of coding then since women can't be coders 😂
The neckbeard: "NOOO! Modern female character design is so ugly! Where's my good old sexy lady?!"
Also the neckbeard: "NOOOO! You cosplaying that character is inappropriate! Where are my good old modest women?!"
Somehow be sexy while also being modest. Don't cover up too much, but also cover up your cleavage dammit! /s
Can't ever make neckbeards happy lol
yeah, that's kinda the beginning and end of my defense of modern character design.
They get mad if a character isn't a strong woman but wonder why they're all the same
423th like
Damn it I meant 413th
0:58
As a woman my first instinct was "Why are you pairing a 36 years old dude with a barely legal woman" and not "this age difference is problematic but I guess he's hot so it's OK"
Full on. Just cos he's a dish, doesn't make it not creepy AF
That was my reaction as a man, that shit is creepy af
I mean I'm make, so maybe it's different, but I am glad to see I am not the only one who only saw that as creepy.
hello police I need yall
I'm a guy almost 30 and I agree. Honestly what would they even have in common?
Subreddits like this make me want to give the entire world primary school lessons in friendship
Alright Charlie, start the first lesson.
Actually a pretty good idea ngl. When people don't grow up lonely, they'd probably be less likely to act like incels.
@@wesleyward5901 insels think that everyone's the problem when in reality they are the problem. It's going to take more than friendship to clean that filth from their reins. They need to learn some self-reflection.
@@wesleyward5901 yeah very true
That's actually a thing in the Netherlands.
7:50 it's funny because coding/programming used to be considered a women's job, and they were doing just fine.
Another fun fact: a calculator/computer was once a job. Whole rooms full of women would spend days calculating static analysis results for engineering or other things.
@@MrSaemichlaus I saw a movie about that, Hidden Figures. It was quite good.
A lot of Jobs that's considered *repetitive* and *requires a soft sense and precision* were reserved for women in the past.
When Animation was still drawn using Celluloids, while the drawing was done by men, the colouring was done by women.
I knew none of the things but that is really cool. As a guy programmer, well done to the historic women who pioneered what I know learn(still in college). But also, makes me question why there aren't as many women wanting to work in Computer Science fields nowadays.
Which isn't all that surprising considering *programming was invented* by a woman! I mean of all the stupid things to try to ban women from doing... maybe don't pick something a woman came up with?
Trad Christian: probably
Steak fajita: probably, if she knew what that was
Knows how to bake: yes
Loves babies: more than most people
Listens to audiobooks: even better, reads printed books, about snails
Super long hair: so much your drain will rot
Sundresses: exclusively
Goat lady: literally known for it
Herbal tea: well her husband definitely does so she probably does too
Churns butter: probably did forever ago
It’s Toriel. They all just want Toriel. I’ve cracked the code
Yk what i see it haha
LMAO
I didnt know who you were talking about so i Googled it. The 4th picture Was a sex doll, so yes, they totally want her 💀
@@afflixzockerz5383 Oh dear goodness- rule #1, never google any Undertale characters :’) I’m sorry poor stranger.
Dream trad wife. Absolutely wholesome and perfect in every way. Only issue- not virgin
“Got ready for school and realized I accidentally dressed like Homer Simpson. Just shows how similar we are. I’m literally him.. (Donut.)”
this is so funny i can’t get over this
Do’h!
the guy at 11:25 has clearly never heard of the fact that when you are exposed to a smell so often that your brain just cancels that smell on its own to concentrate on new stimuli 💀
Generally yes but it does depend on the smell and how strong it is.
Isn't that the same reason why other people's homes always have a distinct smell but you never notice your own?
Yeah, like how people with tons of cats will sometimes have a strong cat pee smell in their house that they never notice themselves.
@@pigeongod3450 yep! i think so!
I don't know how someone can even get to that point. I felt like absolute crap when I had covid and I still showered because I couldn't stand how funky I was getting. On the plus side, glad I didn't lose my sense of smell!
How....how can people *afford* being so fragile?
Because that's their whole ego, their fragility is a replacement for their personality, if they weren't fragile they'd be nothing.
Insurance. If you are fragile, people will treat you as fragile.
It's a well fair programed runned by jordan Peterson.
@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 Honestly being assertive is the best trait you can have in real life. If you can ever respec, put all your points in there.
As someone who would have been an incel in another timeline, I attribute it to a severe self-esteem deficiency that comes from lack of social interaction at infancy, probably from videogames or the sort. This reflects on their hygiene and body image, multiplied by the hunchback they probably got from sitting at the computer too long. In my case I rationalised my lamentable image with a "non-adherence to social norms" which affects me to this day still. Self pity is easier that improving your situation.
@16:11 I work customer service. As a large man with body issues I thought it would be nice to get "catcalled," but I was wrong. Something about being at work and hearing an mid 50 something mom say I have really sexy eyes, fucks me up bad. And the fact I'm losing weight and getting more and more into shape has made people more bold about it. Thankfully it's gone for one a week to maybe once a month as the customers know I don't respond to it.
The creepiest thing someone has done is wait outside the store for me to ask me out to a date with her.
Radical concept: just leave service staff alone and under no circumstances attempt to hook up with them even in jest. As a former retail slavey I can say it's never not awkward af, even if the fella asking you out is a 9. Regulars who have rapport enough to playfully flirt don't count because both sides know it's not serious.
I'm sorry you've had to experience that.
That sucks man .
Not even two minutes into this subreddit, and I'm already shriveling up like a drum barrel collapsing in on itself due to atmospheric pressure
Update: Partially braved the subreddit, wussed out on half of it. I am now a human paper ball, and my afternoon has been blarghed. I will now go cry into my pillow, and after I'm done, watch some wholesome memes.
Imagine being a woman in the same position.
I've seen these symptoms before. Watch some OneTopic and have some ice cream.
@lGotTheSudsダビッド bro, the subreddit is about neckbeards talking about WOMEN. They wouldn’t be in the same subreddit
Stay away from the internet,you still have innocence Left,heed my warning because Ive seen some things
@@devinohanlon5501 well surely you can stay out it as well right? Or is it too late for u?
1:27
Unless that woman loves to cook or is a busybody, I can assure you the reason she made both was because he's a chronic whiner with zero communication skills and she just doesn't want to hear him complain
Either that or there's more than two people in that house and they have different tastes
Either way, she's not happy
Or like me, making both cause _I_ wanted to eat both. Husband just lucked out cause I couldn't decide. 😂
no, nonwestern women just understand a simple concept that yall dont which makes them twice as likeable. its called knowing when to make exceptions and when to not, whereas yall just dont at all. you have the mindset of 'finding a perfect man' so that you can be happy without doing anything that you dont like, which is just not realistic, just like your western political stands(irrelevant but im in a ranting mood sorry). if everyone could find 'the one', then why dont we just all function under an autocracy where the person in charge isnt selfish? one think yall dont realise is that youre stuck in a lock in many ways. u wanna know why racism, sexism and just overall discrimination and prejudice is so rampant in the west? its not because your leaders arent doing enough, stop blaming them. its that you guys have locked yourself in a position where anyone whos being hateful doesnt have the opportunity to correct themselves because the correct alternative is also flawed, thus encouraging them to fight for their misguided beliefs. it should be a 'kill a man or dont kill a man' situation, but instead you guys made it 'kill a man or sentence him to prison', and that makes it so when someone is standing for the 'kill a man' option, they cant be convinced to not kill a man because the part of their brain that just wants to double down is feeding them copium, saying 'oh but if the man goes to prison his life is over anyways, im just ending his misery'. what im saying is that yall gotta be the older sibling here cause one side has to accomodate to the other side more, leading to the other side becoming more fond of the initial side and meeting their needs as well and making everyone more happy in the end. the problem is that the more incorrect side here is not in a mental state where they can accept that they should be the one who has to make the change. imagine youre the older sibling in a family, and your toddler sibling is throwing a tantrum and stuff. obviously, theyre being stupid and unreasonable, but that doesnt mean you just tell them to shut up, you still have to apologise even though youre not wrong. that way, in 5 years the younger sibling is going to have been treated well, which makes it so theyre in a position where they can actually accept new ideas and grow as a person, and then theyre going to mature and realise how wrong they were and then theyre going to apologise and everyone ends up being a functioning adult with no internalised issues. if you had told them to shut up instead, theyre gonna end up not only hating you, but also experience issues with developing themselves mentally. learning a lesson should be a realisation, learning a lesson shouldnt be a slap in the face followed by a 'deal with it'. the latter wont make people learn and grow, itl only make them hide themselves or resent growing. TLDR: yall are somehow being too much of a bitch AND too much of a pussy at the SAME time and somehow that makes you think that it cancels out and that youre balanced when in reality youre just overflowing with both, idek how youve managed to get yourselves in this situation
Honestly looking at the culture, she fears for her life if she asks but also if she doesn't please.
Or because she likes him,or it's just a stupid meme...
@@cftyftyufyfuyfty they have less responsibilities so have less rights.
7:38 The first programmer was literally a woman
Programming/coding was also seen as "woman's work" because of how repetitive it was when it first started being industrialized. Once men found out that there's actual skill behind it, the salary started to reflect the work and women got pushed out of the workforce.
Also, the first computer was created by a woman as well!
@@contortionyx We're talking about a science whose history books ignore the ultimate fate of people like Turing so I'm not at all surprised at this nonsense.
@@contortionyx My mother was a programmer in the 60s and 70s. She was college-educated, but in a completely different field. When the industry was starting up, they looked for people who were good at puzzles-they thought those people would be able to figure out coding easily. Yes, maybe a lot of women got into the field early on because it wasn't seen as overly skilled work, so there was less competition from men, but those women got hired because they were smart, and my mother's job paid well.
My mother left when she had kids, but she has several female friends who stayed in the field until retirement.
@@contortionyx which computer was that? I'd love to learn more about it. I just know of the Antikythera mechanism as the first analogue computer, which we don't know the creator of, and Babbage's difference engine which was the first programmable computer. Not by design but because Lovelace was brilliant enough to discover this potential.
@@PurelyCoincidental I dont doubt it! Women made leaps and bounds in the 60s & 70s across so many fields. My post though wasn't about modern computers; I was talking about during the 1800s - WW2, the programming field was overwhelmingly women.
23:45 fucking hate when someone does fanart and then people come and steal the art and co-opt it into their own weird delusions.
Yes, they could have the decency to use MS paint and make it themselves like the resg of us
uggggh
Oh THAT'S why, I was wondering why they chose Deku and Ochaco specifically and dressed them up as medieval characters
Then again, considering the MHA fandom, I wasn't really surprised
Anyone know the artist who actually made it
5:54 man's really saying "tall guys better" while having a Levi pfp
I was about to say that lmao
Like a short dude who is a complete badass that everyone in the fandom loves?
Yep, levi is the best short king. ❤
Funny thing is, you’re not allowed to have your hair down if you work as a waiter/waitress. You have to keep it in a bun, not even a ponytail
This isn't true. I've seen plenty with ponytails or their hair down. It's mostly only if you work in the kitchen that you usually need your hair up and netted.
isn't this just to keep hair out of food? Like isn't that pretty obvious? the same thing applies to men with long hair
100% untrue. It depends on the workplace.
I mean it makes sense why they wouldn't know that. Restaurants are outside and god knows no incel will ever go there
@@markosmywords9202 I used to work as one. It was a rule in my workplace and it’s the only one I’ve worked at so far, so I assumed it was a rule everywhere. Simple as that
5:10 quite ironic since the creator of demon slayer is a woman
That isn’t confirmed, only rumored
@@captain_rex_yt4490 the authors face was leaked. The author was most definitely born female, but based on how uncomfortable they are with being referred to as she/her and also referring to themself as they/them, they are almost definitely non-binary.
@@captain_rex_yt4490 either way the author is definitely not a man, which is enough to add the irony to the tweet
@@Piclue44you don't know that?
I know nothing about the anime but my first thought was "would be ironic if the creator of that anime was a lady."
idk what’s worse, the fact that the one at 23:32 is supposed to be the bnha medieval au of midoriya and uraraka or the fact that ppl think uraraka should be the representation of a tradwife when her entire goal is to make money by being a hero so she can support her poor family herself
Ikr. This comic made me furious.
Oh man, the cringe I feel when one of the posters talks about not ALLOWING their spouse/sister/daughter to do certain things. As if they're entitled to control the life of others.
I feel like people are still trying to live 200+ years in the past where treating other human beings properly was entirely optional.
I used to be one of those people when I was not just a neckbeard but also a fundamentalist Christian back in college, at one point I really thought that a theocracy and an absolute monarchy would solve all of modern society's problems (mainly gay people existing at all) as I surrounded myself with people who thought that democracy was a mistake and a Christian Saudi Arabia was the ideal society.
To this day I'm still wondering how I ended up there in the first place, however every day I'm grateful I managed to get out of that lifestyle at all.
@@monus782 hey I have my own sketchy past. I give props to anyone who can get past what they were raised with.
I remember being in my anti-sjw phase in 2016, being exactly like this except I was a girl. Bad times, glad I'm no longer a woman
All you need is time.
@@roxassora2706 just asking: what does this mean??
@@Meleedroit It was an old Britney Spears song.
@@Meleedroit I think they meant that you need time to unlearn the Anti sjw bs.
I don't think they are being transphobic
@@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 oh I wasn't implying that! I was genuinely asking what they meant since I was confused. Btw don't worry I unlearnt that bs years ago
3:55 Alright buddy, as a guy who likes dark humor himself, make sure your jokes can be discernable from a statement that only a stalker would say
If someone says they "like dark humor" they just mean they're racist and don't want to admit it 99.9% of the time
Poe's law moment
6:40 fun fact! Based on the what we seen in the games those characters are around the age of 12
6:27 she looks highschool age..... doesn't really combine well with the term "smex appeal" does it?....oh it does?....Hello officer, yes this guy over there.
she literally goes to the main school the game revolves around, what is wrong with people??
anyone of any age can go to the Naranja/Uva academy in the game, but i think it’s pretty obvious she’s 13-15 when you compare her to adults in game
also considering she has darker skin than a lot of other pokémon characters (she’s not _really_ dark skinned but when 80% of characters are as pale as white paper she stands out yk) and is shown clearly to be spanish, it’s kinda giving racist vibes too..
just generally yuck.
Yes, you're right. BOTH are actually teenagers.
Almost every Characters in Pokemon are children/minors. From the TV Series to the Games.
The entire appeal of the franchise are about young kids exploring the world and undertaking an adventure.
While adults are people who have a proper job and aren't kids anymore so they can't do what the kids are doing but are very eager to help them (except for the Antagonist "Teams" Executives because they're the allegory for greedy companies)
Incels as a community unfortunately see girls between 12 & 15 as "at their peak" and "ideal" for marrying to guys over 30.
It's gross, and a major reason why they keep losing their subreddits & website hosts. (Because of illegal images & endorsement of crimes against minors being shared on public forums, obviously.)
@@aribantala and you know, the majority of the Pokemon league higher ups. most of them are adults, with standout exepshions.
@@fourthmatchflameTbh I was absolutely Shocked when Poppy revealed to be part of the Elite Four. SHE LITERALLY IS LIKE 4 💀💀💀
10:40 so why aren't investigations into grooming of a minor automatically initiated whenever a marriage license of a much older person and marrying someone who just turned eighteen, like this, gets filed with the state?
Because there's far too many of these people out there.
Conservatives. They recently blocked an effort to stop child marriage in West Virginia. All those accusations of grooming they throw at the left are pure projection. If you look at who is actually most likely to be involved in grooming, it is typically people the right would defend.
Because then its legal. And for some reason nobody cares anymore when it is. The only reason i see ppl bringing up why a 19 yo dating a 17 year old is weird, is because its not legal. If someone who is 80 is dating someone who is 25 its okay, because they are both "consenting asults" and logic and common sense dont Apply to them anymore.
Just because it's mostly weird and icky, doesn't mean the teenager didn't actively pursue the older partner and fell in love. If we treat everyone like a criminal, a lot of """protected groups""" would start to be targeted for grooming.
Nvm I'm actually ok with that.
Probably because it's harder to identify and prosecute if the creep isn't breaking any laws. It's vomit inducing but the justice system needs proof before doing anything, alas.
It's the weirdest thing to me when men complain about not being able to get the women who are incredibly shallow when it comes to their standards like it's a general thing shared among all women. It's like you want to date the incredibly shallow woman? You're upset that her shallowness causes her to overlook you? Maybe find a woman that isn't shallow instead of just being angry at a person who isn't worth your time because they're shallow. It's like yeah, women are totally capable of being a terrible human being, but don't judge the rest of us for that particular individual.
I mean its hard to find someone who isnt shallow, qhen all of them overlook YOU for beeing shallow. So your only option are shallow ppl. But they dont want you cuz THEY are shallow.
And this is how self proclaimed “nice guys” and “nice girls” feed on each other by being shallow and then complain about being rejected
Yeah. It's often the 250lb fat misogynist claiming woman are shallow because porn star bodies aren't being thrown at them. How often do you think that he is going after "plain" women? And yet when he doesn't, he's not shallow?
The guy at 21:00 is the "Santa Cruz Joker" he's a creep who stalked my friend and has SA allegations against him.
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23:25 this is literally a dnd au of MHA... ITS OCHAKO HOLDING A PRESUMABLY DECEASED DEKU'S SWORD.
THATS SO SAD 😭
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED THAT I STARTED CACKLING AT IT
Fun fact - Massive hulking guys make terrible soldiers. The ideal is lean and in shape with slightly above average muscle mass. There is a book on the origins of Delta Force where the author goes in depth about how the bulky guys really struggled on the long distance courses. One guy walked his feet off, as in wreaked the soles of his feet trying to complete the course.
Its like how ballerinas are lean but fucking SHREDDED. I'd trust them with combat over a big bulky dude.
So like need more boolets guy?
@@jayguerber7879 you need to make your leg last longer also focus on leg days if you want to not passout at long distance running
This may stun every neckbeard out there so trigger warning.
It is possible to be dominate without being a creep or asshole.
1:37 tell me you've never met a latino woman without telling me you've never met a latino woman
No kidding. This is such a bizarre take on Mexican women.
Also this Australian voice actor not knowing how to pronounce enchilada and thinking fajitas are a new trendy food is hilarious to me.
@@asmodiusjones9563 this narrator usually exaggerates his mispronunciation of words intentionally as a joke. I also find it pretty entertaining.
As someone raised in a Mexican family whoever made this meme is gonna be disappointed when he finds out that most Mexican women are not like that (gotta love the stereotypes), however since I grew up in a region that is very close to the US he can always say that we all have been "Americanized" or something like that.
Also I have an aunt who's half Japanese and she doesn't fit the submissive waifu image these guys have, at all. If anything she would probably whoop their butts if they came up to her like that.
@@monus782 I'm literally from South America (Brazil) and while all latino cultures are different, I don't think ANY of us fit the submissive type lol. Might even be a housewife, but he'll be sorely disappointed if he thinks they'll be all sweet and lovey-dovey. Most of us are working, independent women too.
And yeah all Asian women I know, including my life partner who's Brazilian-Taiwanese, are fiercely independent and very strict. There'd be no sweet brainless waifu there either.
Yeah, I've only met a couple but they were blooming firecrackers, those women.
17:42 This post is actually hilarious. The way you say “ *THE CAR* “ is exactly how it’s suppose to be read, given the photo of the guys awkward smile 😂
Yeah it's a parody of that "I studied the blade" post and I love it
Honestly this is the first time i wanted to jump through my screen and punch someone while watching an emkay video. Who knew neckbeards of all people would be the ones to make me snap
I just wanted to throw stuff at the screen.
Asshole design? Insane parents? Anti work? I get pretty mad watching those.
I want to punch everyone through the internet, whether I hate them or not.
I always watch videos about people like *this* and I enjoy hearing whoever’s commenting verbally tell them to, maybe, not be stupid. It always makes me feel happy to hear someone defend others.
PS: I love your Omori profile picture! Sunny looks super cute in that one lol!
If you think this is bad then it is because it's subjective,sites have a reputation for a reason,stay safe out there
2:52 the bible calls pedophilia a sin so idk what hes been reading but it sure as hell wasnt the bible
he seems like one of those guys who propagate the "Mary was 13 when she had Jesus" myth to justify himself being a nonce
Even Satanism says "Don't hurt a child" like dafug
It literally does not. Multiple times men are commanded to take little girls for themselves to impregnate for their legacy. Multiple times gods special boys are described as raping young women and girls to claim them. The tribe of Benjamin was particularly adept at this heinous act. The Talmud permits girls as young as three years old to be violated by priests.
@@amiable_monsterthat's not surprising. nothing is wrong with satanism people just stereotype it around satan
that's crazy because there's a whole bible story of a father selling his child to be r.ped by men because he didn't let them stay in his house
14:33 This could very easily be the name of a real anime. In fact, look out for the trailer in the coming months
Rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai? (i (as a weeb) am embarssed to day that (although i heard it was actually good))
9:24 the person who’s cosplaying kirishima is literally half naked 😭
Also, gotta remember Kirishima is a 15 year old. A teenager bro 😢
15:22 AND YOURE STILL WITH HIM? Oh please leave. I’m begging you
DIS LADY CAN DO BETTER
5:21 he be doin' meth instead of math
These videos are helping me through my anxiety and panic attack situations I’ve been having. A great way to focus my mind of what I’m watching than what I’m thinking
It’s always good to find healthy coping mechanisms when you’re distressed. Good on you!
I do the same thing with vods of Jerma streams. Sometimes you need a break from your head, and that's ok
For that guy talking about a Chinese girl, I'm glad he was able to respect her decision: even if it took a few years, being able to accept what happened and move on is a good thing.
I thought Jack was in the wrong for this. We should be encouraging people who think like this to re-evaluate their past decisions and learn from them. Not mock them for putting it out there. I think it was courageous of that guy to admit he was wrong in the past and that he's changed.
@@mkjirak I get that, it is good to encourage people to accept their wrongs; I do think Jack was bringing it up because taking years to accept a love rejection indicates he might have harassed or bothered the woman until recently.
16:23 As an asocial schizoid, I would really appreciate it if people would refrain from associating me with whatever this is.
These guys are all either Reddit mods, or discord mods.
Or both.
Either of those two are still equally just as terrifying and/or sad
The forbidden duo
Oh god another obese pokemon pfp on an Emkay vid
Your comment is literally right under the latias
Awesome
I’ve seen that latias like 3 times
Fat Pokémon are very recognisable
@@minaashido518 Big personalities and even bigger tummies!
The… “Her bodycount” made me think about murder. Not sex. “She is a ten but she killed more than 10 people”
Honestly some of the "Green flags" at 9:00 are red flags for me
Like "Traditional Christian", As an athiest I would not be able to put up with that type of person
6:25 as a Pokemon fan I will just say, they don't need "sexy" underaged girls, but they do perfectly fine with the women of age, especially in the last 3 generations
rika lmfao
Melony’s still one of my faves
A healthy romantic relationship is hard work for everyone involved. If you don't want to put in the effort, that's fine. Just don't get angry when you don't have one.
6:32 Marnie is 11... Nemona is 12... These people are the reason we cant have male characters with long hair.
The Southern Accent thing actually works on my grandparents. They tipped this woman at Taco Bell because she had the "cutest southern accent". My grandma was so tickled by it and granddad... well, he does whatever grandma requests with his money.
Your granny lives dream life with her trad husband. Takes her out. Spends money where she says. Perfect in every way. Not virgin tho
6:00 "his genes took millions of years to develop and managed to persist to the modern age." so did the 5'8" doctors????? what point is he actually trying to make here?
I guess that short people don't deserve love?
Another subreddit I didn't know existed... I probably could have continued in life without knowing about it, too. Happy Saturday, everyone. :b
Never look at the subreddit r/neckbeardnests then.
@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius That sounds genuinely terrifying. D:
@@SirPembertonS.Crevalius noted ._.
@@Just_a_commenter YOU AGAIN ITS THE FAT JET DRAGON HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
You’re evolving into just some guy without a mustache
The legend returns
2:17 I wore Hetalia cosplay to my 6th grade graduation and drew cat whiskers on my face with expo markers. For my highschool graduation, my dearest childhood friend got me a framed, poster sized, print of a picture she had of that day.
Sounds like you had a fun happy graduation
6:36 are they serious pokemon is a game with children in mind as main audience and a film or game that has children in mind as the main audience ensures that they can related with those characters, appearance also falls under this
5:13 Koyoharu Gotouge, the person who created Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, is AFAB Enby
Edit: Should mention that the dudes pfp is from the Demon Slayer anime series
Edit2: They are Enby not a woman just AFAB
I remember it being states that the author is nonbinary femme, they are just afab.
@@kariissmol9172 Oh well then
Tf is an afab
@@NoHiToYou assignes female at birth
@@kariissmol9172 so trans?
The irony of the guy at 5:20 is that his profile picture is from Demon Slayer. The mangaka that MADE Demon Slayer is AFAB who uses a Pen name and one of their staff members leaked that they are a femme Enby So like. 😅😅
Ayoo good for them!!
Ayyyy femme enby powaaah
20:34 she probably remembered this because it was the TITANIC and she SURVIVED and it’s the story of a lifetime of it were real??? And like in reality she would have thought of her husband and children too, but they didn’t make a movie out of that cause it’s less interesting than SURVIVING the TITANIC
19:50
I was an incel. Like, I didn’t usually act like an asshole to the people I liked (one or two times my emotions got the better of me. I didn’t handle things like a person who cares about other people.) Doing this? Focusing on things I CAN do? MAN that helped me so much!!!!! Relative deprivation is a bitch, but focusing on things like “I can hog the whole couch” and not having to deliberate various decisions with a partner have let me have my own good things!
TL; DR
Focusing on what you can do helps so much more than the question “why doesn’t anyone like me romantically”
18:50 I was confused up until i heard dishwasher.
my jaw genuinely dropped at the pokemon trainer part
4:30 Imma be honest, I thought the dude was referring to the amount of money he earned through OF
I thought he was excited that he could finally pay his rent
I like to call this "the Degenerate subreddit that isn't r/facepalm."
10:51 did not expect _that_ southern accent 😂
12:00 you don't smell bad to yourself because you go nose blind to smells that you are continually around a 24 hours a day. Just because you can't smell yourself doesn't mean that you don't smell like a literal walking pile of s*** to everyone else.
As a guy, I sometimes feel embarrassed to be one when I see dudes like this.
Just stop being a guy
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED LAUGHING AT IRL BABY CROSSING 25:54
4:08 Yes, please do that
As a 15 year old male this sub often helps remind me why I'm working to make sure I shower at least once every day
People wonder why I don't go to church... It's because of guys like this, and the fact that I don't want too.
The last time I was in a church, I had to explain asexuality to a guy, and why I would never be interested in him - or anyone, for that matter (I'm asexual, but there are other types of asexuality that involve other aspects or exceptions). Being asexual means that I'll never be interested, no matter what you do. The closest thing you're going to get out of me is friendship; nothing more.
Btw, it doesn't mean that I'm traumatized or scared. I still have my "v card," but I'm planning on taking it with me to the grave (So no, my "purity" isn't something that you're going to get to take
Its interesting how the situation you’ve described is almost indistinguishable from my sister’s.
@@iancameron8391 That's neat, the fact that your sister and I are apparently trauma twinzees, not the fact that she also had to deal with this crap. I do have an older sibling and this happened in Florida. Did it also so happen to be the same church? Lol
btw as a bi muslim i don't understand being "property" of your man isn't that slavery? also even if they say it was a phase that mean they are exploring themself what if they don't? then you wouldn't see them ever mature into adulthood like at some point phase is just use as a excuse to stop kids from exploring and maybe unlearn bs thing they are taught but no they don't want their kids to self improve
@@unknowngod8221 The women being "property of man" thing is a prehistoric sexist stereotype. The song "Labour", by Paris Paloma, touches on that side of history. Luckily, the women of America fought for their freedom and rights, so I get to make my own decisions today.
9:16 toriel?! WHY TF IS TORIEL A GREEN FLAG?!
Asgore ahh requirements
"I am Toriel, caretaker of The Ruins" ahh requirements
anyone else just feel sorry for the guy at 16:37? He just sounds lonely and frustrated and upset. It sounds like he pinned all his romantic hopes on this one girl, and when it turned out that she's with someone already, he didn't just crack, he *disintegrated*, literally bursting into tears and crying so hard in the breakroom that it caught his manager's attention.
poor guy needs a lot of therapy 😬
No
Yeah, he didn't strike me as a creep, just unlucky and devastated. Considering he probably wrote that post while being devastated and depressed, I'd say he acted totally reasonable as someone who had their hopes and dreams shattered. He even apologized for his behavior, removed himself from the situation, and reduced the potential fallout by giving his manager a white lie. Maybe he was a tad objectifying of her, and we did after all only get his upset side of the story with no clarifications, but falling madly in love with someone, trying to awkwardly build a relationship, and then getting the rug pulled from under oneself, whether or not it was on purpose, that does hurt. Man was hurt. He talked about his feelings. He wanted to scream, leave, and drown out his feelings in booze. None of those are externally destructive behaviors, at least not on par with fucking up her boyfriend, or kidnapping her, or blackmail.
he's pathetic. sorry not sorry i don't feel bad he sound weird and kinda creepy
I don't. Because all humans are just like that, so I've stopped emphatising with these emotional meatbags.
I always love when the exaggerated Australian accent comes out at random. Really enhances the experience.
12:32
DAMNIT YURI!!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU! IN YOUR HEAD AND DON’T GIVE IT BACK
I WAS GONNA WRITE THAT DAMMIT
It's always confused me how people act so offended when they discover their partner dated someone else before them. Like sorry i hooked up with another student at 16 and we got drunk off our asses playing games one night, i was a teen and had no idea that meant i was locked in with that one guy for life. Jesus
I agree with the first sentence, however it depends on a lot of factors. For example if you had 20 partners that you had an intimate connection with, why didnt they stay with you? Why would i want to date someone who reflects that they cant keep a relationship? Pretty unlikely that it was smt about all of them that made YOU leave, but even if so, why would you sleep with someone you dont want to stay in a relationship with?
Well the rest of your comment displays multiple graditutes of bad judgemend, which is also a red flag.
This is just me tho, i doubt a lot of these pigs could even think that far. 😂
@@afflixzockerz5383 People change. Someone who had a lot of one-night stands may get sick of that and want to find some stability. People who drank can swear off the booze. Everything you have done needs to be looked at in the context of who you were then, who you are now and how you got from then to now.
@@afflixzockerz5383 Not all sexual relationships are, or have to be, serious. A big issue women have with being told off about having had previous partners, is the same does not apply to men. Also, disclosing sexual history right away, why do these neckband feel that's appropriate, IF they want a serious relationship that isn't just about sex? There's a lot of potential background issues or trauma for many people, it's a weird thing to demand proof of virginity when you don't even want to have sex. If you want a one night stand, which these neckbeards deny, then sure sex is key.
@@oren1305I don't get why people don't seem to get the concept you can literally just have sex for the fun of it. Doesn't have to be any deep feelings attached
@@afflixzockerz5383 oh no, bad judgement from a 16 year old? how unheard of! this must mean she still acts exactly the same now! /s
not that it matters because your judgement is absolutely worthless and it's not like she would touch you with a 10 foot pole. miserable dickwad.
21:45 this guy was hot until he started speaking words
Nah he looks like moist critikcal if he was dropped on his face as a child
Exactly.
He looks like DarkViperAU's weird cousin
@@UltraCenterHQ BrightSnakeNZ
Police: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: Everything in this sub reddit, just the WHOLE thing
23:54 If you don't breed your homies, are you even homies?
2:24 it’s the fact that they want an egirl and not a goth that gets me 💀
Genuinely don’t even see an issue with 4:35 as long as he’s still able to pay his bills and be well off. He seems happy and paying for your porn directly from the person / people creating it is the best way to ensure you aren’t supporting abuse, exploitation, trafficking, or even CSA like is inevitable when you watch a lot of free porn. There’s a reason so much of it exists and there’s a reason some of it is so extreme that you wonder why anyone would participate in it willingly, if they even are.
This subreddit mitigates my anxiety and Jack's narration makes it a million times better.
i dont see anything wrong with the onlyfans guy whats ever. he's paying the bills and he's happy without hurting others. so what
Yeah, guy's clearly happy, just has no self-control when it comes to his wank material.
yeh. as long as he's not making himself destitute, then whatever floats your boat man.
Yeah, based off his profile picture, he seems content with life
5:12 that comment is even funnier when you consider that Demon Slayer, which is the guy's pfp, is written by a woman.
7:58
Rational atheists: Hey now leave us outta this! (Including myself)
7:01 she looks like a ghost
She looks like she got blasted with baby powder
Casper the ghosts step-mother.
"why you vomiting?"
I'm literally crying 😂😂
11:45 I thought it said 2/3 times a week and I'm like that's not to bad
Then I realised no. Dude showers like sometimes less than 2 times a month.
💀
Same, I was thinking: 2/3 times a week? A little on the low end but some people have naturally cleaner skin and are less sweat- wait 2/3 weeks?
12:39 was that pen one written by Yuri from DDLC
22:25 1e-16, hope you can read scientific number notation.
18:14 i thought he was talking about the people she had killed
7:09 is that literally fucking asuka from evangelion (a 14 year old) he's already in huge levels of neckbeard, and this just makes in worse/funnier lmao
How can someone get so diluted they see over 50 percent of the population not as equal, or even human!
7:07 that sex doll looks like Asuka from neon genesis evangelion.
isnt she 17
@@remirusaiki she's 14
@@C_1O OH MY GOD That's even worse what the fuck
She looks like she just got up and walked out of the mortuary.
Doesn’t look like, it clearly is which is beyond fucked up
I've used to have a similar mindset when i was a teen. Looking back I was a complete a**hole at the time. Only realised it after I got (rightfully) dumbed by my then (funny sh**t goth) girlfriend. We are still friends to this day and joke constantly about me beeing a crappy bf back in the day. I whish all these people a similar wakeup call so they can change their mindset and behaviour
I feel like im becoming like this as well and i try to go out more but i just dont find anywhere i really fit in and dont know where to look.
Like even in this debate i neither agree with the neckbeards nor the majority of comments against them.
@@afflixzockerz5383 Being creepy and inappropriate towards someone is always incorrect behavior, I would encourage you to seek out onlne communities that foster care, but I also would like to say its good that you're trying to go outside more. Even if it's not social! Doesn't have to be.
I do not think I could ever talk to someone or agree with the things these neckbeard said, it's borderline harassment at times. I'm glad you see the issues as well. That's a first step. Being social is sometimes draining, I get that, but you don't have to be social to be a kind person.
What's sh**t? Short?🤔
8:28 So she finally got the restraining order?
I think conflating onlyfans subscriptions with feminism is why it's neckbeardy
15:54, I don't think guys that think this way genuinely put themselves in that situation. Sure, if a girl you're attracted to casually tells you to "smile more", you're probably fine with that the first time. If a lot of girls start telling you this, however, on your bad days as well, sometimes following you for uncomfortably long, etc, trust me, it gets old. The reason that this seems fine in theory is just from not being used to female attention, and not realizing how only the emotionally inconsiderate women whose attention you would not want if you had many other options would be the ones doing this
Oddly enough, the other three panels are things that do happen to men quite a lot already assuming these are close enough friends (or in case of the last one, run into flirty old ladies who definitely do exist)
I love both Nemona and Marnie (the girls in that Pokémon one) both in terms of designs and characters, but DEFINITELY not in THAT way because THEY ARE BOTH CHILDREN! Not to mention: the games Nemona (the one they’re calling a downgrade because… idk…. she’s darker skinned probably….) is from don’t exactly suffer from a shortage from super hot characters WHO ARE ADULTS. My pan self was quite happy with Sada, Turo, and Rika!
So many hot adults in Pokemon. I don't get why creeps focus on the kids.
Goat woman.
I guess she’s not like the other gorals.
21:26 but... But the one on the left is more comic accurate? Wouldn't you hold yourself to that???? I hold myself to a semi-game-accurate level. The price doesn't matter, accuracy and your own happiness do. It could be a £2.50 suit from a charity shop, but as long as you're happy with it and it's recognisable then there's no problem. Hell, accuracy doesn't particularly matter if you're happy with it
16:28 wattpad called, they want y/n back
This Sounds more Like Inceltears than Neckbeardthings at this Point.
The line is getting thinner and thinner