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  • @ASHE_ATTACC
    @ASHE_ATTACC Год назад +1964

    Saying 'female' on day-to-day basis is like calling cats felines or calling dogs canines. Like, yeah, it's correct, but...Why?

    • @babysleepysheepyrainbow
      @babysleepysheepyrainbow Год назад +102

      Well that's the thing "female" and "male" are adjectives. Female dog, male orca. Just saying one or the other is like just saying "oh that's a good,".

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Год назад +152

      Using female as a noun is a lot weirder than using it as an adjective

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 Год назад +17

      @@babysleepysheepyrainbowmale female are nouns too, good is never a noun.

    • @maxias5
      @maxias5 Год назад +117

      when dudes exclusively use that word it makes me cringe so hard

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 Год назад +8

      Sodium chloride

  • @emmkestrel442
    @emmkestrel442 Год назад +130

    the real question about the person who was asking about sperm/egg doners resembling fictional characters is if they were referring to raiden of metal gear, raiden of mortal kombat, or raiden shogun of genshin impact.

    • @DarwinRoger893
      @DarwinRoger893 Год назад +8

      Very important question

    • @CertainlySukrose
      @CertainlySukrose Год назад +18

      I thought it was Raiden Shogun/Ei but I remembered that she’s a woman so a sperm doner wouldn’t ever make sense

    • @joiranseisententeki
      @joiranseisententeki 11 месяцев назад +4

      Ive been asking the exact same thing. At first though about Raiden Shogun, then Raiden Jack Snake hated by the fan base in 2001 🤓

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 10 месяцев назад

      It's genshin for sure.

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 10 месяцев назад +9

      I would gladly carry the child of Metal Gear Raiden, as would most people lets be honest

  • @Snakeofwrath
    @Snakeofwrath Год назад +1020

    General rule of thumb:
    "Female" as a noun is creepy
    "Female" as an adjective is acceptable

    • @adam.n-steve
      @adam.n-steve Год назад

      Unless it's used for scientific or medical purposes. Like a female chimpanzee or something like patient: sjekekfkog, sex: female.

    • @darshansooful9559
      @darshansooful9559 Год назад +5

      There is an entire comment chain on this video about this from Ashe_attacc

    • @shrimpchip37
      @shrimpchip37 Год назад +19

      Exactly. Don’t belittle anyone like that, woman or man.

    • @landchannel7688
      @landchannel7688 Год назад +35

      *_And what's about "female" as a verb?_*

    • @darshansooful9559
      @darshansooful9559 Год назад +126

      @@landchannel7688 something about the phrase, “She females really fast” makes me uncomfortable

  • @zainanwar9281
    @zainanwar9281 Год назад +97

    I remember someone telling me to look up what the red pill movement is cause I mentioned I was a virgin (dont remember the exact age but it was between 15-17), I looked it up and agreed with some stuff but most of it felt wierd. This was before the whole alpha/beta stuff became mainstream. Now I'm a 25 year old virgin and still haven't fallen into the whole red pill stuff. Only thing I'm proud of.

    • @SienAppelsien
      @SienAppelsien Год назад +20

      You're such a cool guy! Also being a virgin at that age is totally not weird so dont worry, life moves at a different pace for every single individual

    • @zainanwar9281
      @zainanwar9281 Год назад +20

      @@SienAppelsien Oh I dont worry too much about being a virgin anymore. I know I need to work work on myself more than worrying about how others percieve me. I'm sure i'll get to a point where my social anxiety and self confidence issues dont get in the way but I def dont blame others anymore

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 Год назад +5

      there is ALOT of stuff that the mra types talk about that is absolutely valid, stuff that either doesn't get talked about enough, or gets completely ignored, or even stuff that we've been gaslighted into thinking the opposite on.
      BUT
      far too often its gets wrapped up in this BS truly misogynistic crap that just makes it hard to take them seriously. and makes one feel bad for agreeing with them on certain topics. it almost feels like some pysops BS pushed by plants, or some weird right wing recruitment tactic. but sadly i know some do think that way.

    • @zainanwar9281
      @zainanwar9281 10 месяцев назад

      @alliyahsaotome1917 I think it's what you call the alpha male movement nowadays, probably the same stuff just labelled slightly differently since red pill was also about men being alphas and superior etc

    • @kaiwithlove
      @kaiwithlove 10 месяцев назад

      @@zainanwar9281you got this man! i know how hard social anxiety is, keep going!! i bet you’ve grown so much from then even if you haven’t realized it yet 💜

  • @wrigglenightbug6496
    @wrigglenightbug6496 Год назад +139

    The few kind words at the end were really nice to hear, especially since I've been completely shutting myself off lately due to immense stress, which really pains me more than most other things because I'm a lonely person and feel really terrible when I don't get to spend enough time around others, and had an episode trying to force myself to deal with people anyways today. Thanks, Robin.

  • @aximatic
    @aximatic Год назад +38

    Pro tip: if you reject someone and they pull a Fedora out and say "you're ugly anyway" just say "and I still rejected you" they'll never contact you again (guaranteed if you block them)

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 Год назад +57

    Im almost 37 years old. Only had one relationship in my whole life, it lasted 18 months, ended badly, and it ended 10 years ago. Being alone does suck, but take it from me when i say its better than having your heart broken many times. My advice may not even matter, but Work on being comfortable with yourself first before rushing into dating. I wish you all the best of luck!

    • @ttskyhammer9169
      @ttskyhammer9169 Год назад +8

      29, complete virgin, and you know, sometimes this sucks but on the positive side, less problems.

    • @arthurpaivabarros6749
      @arthurpaivabarros6749 3 месяца назад

      @@BillWD How is it going?

  • @Vanilla_Neko
    @Vanilla_Neko Год назад +116

    At my old Wendy's job I had someone do that same thing where they just refuse to pull over and park when we ask them to because the chicken sandwich they wanted takes like 6 minutes in the pressure fryer
    So naturally my manager Just kind of ignored the asshole and started handing me the orders for the people in line behind him and I would just walk out and make a show of handing them the order and thanking them for their patience and then helping guide them to pull out of the drive-thru lane so they could leave while this jerk wad was still sitting at the window looking more and more pissed every second

    • @Iblamethebarrels
      @Iblamethebarrels Год назад

      I would drop the sandwich. The window time is already bad, f*ck it! This guy sucks.
      I like your method too

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 Год назад +15

      Gosh your manager sounds so awesome! That kind of “you upset the reasonable customers at my establishment, I upset you” mentality is so hard to come by it seems, and it could probably solve a lot of Karens!!😂😂😂

  • @Captaincory1
    @Captaincory1 Год назад +94

    10:45 1. Yusuke wasn't a bully, he was a standoffish loner 2. he died saving a little girl from getting hit by a truck, not suicide

    • @suhanavirdee
      @suhanavirdee Год назад +27

      Oh, the fact that the guy wasn't even right about the anime makes it SO much better

    • @Springman1987
      @Springman1987 11 месяцев назад +1

      Name of the anime?

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Springman1987 Yu-Yu Hakusho

    • @Springman1987
      @Springman1987 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Captaincory1 Thanks!

    • @baliyae
      @baliyae 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Springman1987Yu Yu Hakusho

  • @paballomolata8844
    @paballomolata8844 Год назад +592

    Getting someone fired because he hurt your feelings is pretty pathetic

    • @diseasedwombat5611
      @diseasedwombat5611 Год назад +56

      “Oh no, my sweet widdle pride was hurted :(:(:(:( Time to ruin the meany head bully’s life”

    • @izzysmith105
      @izzysmith105 Год назад +103

      I mean - he was doing drugs anyway, he'd have gotten the consequences one day, the person just took the pleasure of doing it themselves
      Also what kind of person doesn't invite one member of an existing friend group to a gathering, says no when they ask and then lists off the many reasons why the entire group hates them? Why did they have lunch with them in the first place if they didn't like them?
      Obviously messing with someone's life like that is very harsh, but there are valid-ish reasons imo

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Год назад +48

      Why? It's not like they lied or anything, they reported illegal activity

    • @paballomolata8844
      @paballomolata8844 Год назад +36

      @@osheridan He knew that the other guy was using drugs prior and only after he got butthurt he reported him. What he did was next level petty

    • @sovietdoge.7369
      @sovietdoge.7369 Год назад +37

      ​@@osheridan I think it's dumb to report people for that anyways. Unless it's for actually helping their addiction. Ruining their life won't stop them from getting drugs. It may make them want the drugs more. So, really an asshole move.

  • @yesanameirequested1682
    @yesanameirequested1682 Год назад +64

    8:38 i call that a cult. If one person requires that they are the center of attention and likeness, then it's a cult.

  • @AnticsAside
    @AnticsAside Год назад +106

    Thanks for the message at the end Robin, I know I’m still super young, but dating always seemed like an impossibility, idk why it just feels that way, but thanks for the words of affirmation.

    • @blacky6469
      @blacky6469 Год назад +5

      fr bro it is very motivational! keep it up

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Год назад +9

      No need to rush it if you're still super young. And no need to worry. If I recall the most interesting guys were those who were completely themselves, with their own interests, yet were respectful and kind to everyone.
      So the crux is, just be yourself, be a good person, and have interests as that makes you more interesting.

    • @DylWelcomeBot
      @DylWelcomeBot Год назад +6

      Don't rush into things. Don't think that you have to find someone before you are an adult and you should get to know someone for at least a year before considering asking them out.
      Take it slow and go with the flow!
      When you do find a special someone, if you want to that is, watch out for any red flags and avoid behaviours that will give them red flags.
      If they try to change parts of what make you who you are, exploit you to get what they want or make you feel like shit for small mistakes- get out of there.
      Don't go for people based on appearance alone- the ocean is beautiful but there are some really ugly things below the surface that could fuck you up.
      Never feel like you need to give them the clothes off your back to keep them in your life as a healthy relationship won't result in you feeling scared 24/7. Don't get weird about them having friends, they aren't going to cheat on you and it doesn't mean they love you less.
      You got this bud! You won't need to hear this but good luck! Just know your worth, you deserve nice things and amazing people in your life.

  • @dallynation1551
    @dallynation1551 Год назад +148

    As an aromantic I can confirm that I do feel love but it just isn’t romantic
    (edit: where tf did all of you come from--)

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 Год назад +25

      Yes, that's .. what it means, I think. No romantic love, not _no_ love. Not all relationships are romance. Not directing this at you, just at everyone.

    • @fresanegra77
      @fresanegra77 Год назад +11

      Idk why but I feel that romantic love always turns into normal love for the other person if it doesn't go fade out for some reason

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Год назад +22

      ...and this is the hundredth time I misread you guys as "aromatic" lmao

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 Год назад +11

      I'm here to ask about that too. I'm ace and definitely don't have some force compelling me to breed, but do have a lot of love (not sure if aro though?)
      Rick may be his canon's smartest man, but he was definitely in his feelings when he said that, it is not accurate and actively disproven by like, the entire aspec community 🤣

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 Год назад +12

      ​@lyndislegion287 you know what? The common "aromatic" misread of the aromantic community can't be the worst, at least it implies that they smell really nice (platonically hopefully) 😂

  • @Badartist888
    @Badartist888 Год назад +48

    On the last comment. I was a virgin until 27. Looking back on it now what changed was listening to women giving me advice (the smart ones, not every woman) rather than my male friends and random guys online. Over 6 months I went from never getting a response on dating sites to dates/ hookups then relationships. Now 13 years later I'm in a great relationship. Also knowing what I know now... I could have been with women younger than that, but I was an idiot who kept blowing my chances. Sure the autism probably didn't help but how I acted was far worse. Really the best bit of advice was seeing women as potential friends/ just other people. And if more came of it then great. If not then I had a great new friend. It also means I have a lot of female friends now. Also just knowing what more subtle signs of a woman's interest was a big help, as was knowing when people weren't interested.
    But yeah I see a lot of guys complain these days and they listen to guys online who never have had a non-transactional relationship. Who are always surrounded by women that they pay for. Rather than women who want to be there.

    • @finnryerson-rw3qm
      @finnryerson-rw3qm Год назад +18

      my bf said he learned how to get girls by listening to the advice guys give and then doing the opposite lmao

    • @kevinswb
      @kevinswb Год назад +5

      @@finnryerson-rw3qm guys always have the problem of uncontrollable sexual fixation

    • @nonameiii.2302
      @nonameiii.2302 7 месяцев назад

      YT occasionally puts some of these pickup "artists" (correct term?) on my ad feed and well... like Robin mentioned already, massive ick. The trouble I have is with dating specifically, not with talking to a gal, so I also heard some stories that struck a similar vein.

    • @CometAura
      @CometAura 7 месяцев назад

      @@nonameiii.2302 If you didn't already know, you can click the three little dots next to a video suggestion and either click "not interested" or "Don't recommend channel"

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 Год назад +37

    3:24 the way Robin said that line made my day. Thanks for that. :D

    • @artlover5060
      @artlover5060 Год назад +7

      I've replayed that part maybe 15 times, I'm not kidding. The line delivery, the spelling mistakes especially in the last message combined with the jumpy pronunciation is the sundae ice cream of funny cringe. The cherry on top is when it got finished with sad Mario cutout and his accent.

  • @njajxvg
    @njajxvg Год назад +22

    I'm suddenly convinced that the "rating people out of 10" thing is made by human traffickers trying to find a perfect product to abduct.

  • @PK-Radio
    @PK-Radio Год назад +143

    I’m cringe and that’s based
    I will never be based and that’s not cringe
    There’s no one I’d rather be than me

    • @ItAllGetsHazel
      @ItAllGetsHazel Год назад +11

      👏

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 Год назад +17

      But make sure to always be a better version of yourself

    • @ItAllGetsHazel
      @ItAllGetsHazel Год назад

      Refrgerator is my favorite word,@@jenkathefridge3933

    • @hopesauce3324
      @hopesauce3324 Год назад +16

      You are nice guy, but that does not mean you are "nice guy" /ref

    • @fairliuzz
      @fairliuzz Год назад +15

      I am cringe but i am free..

  • @bananasfostergrants
    @bananasfostergrants Год назад +88

    "I was offered a job in 2001" Tim. Timothat. Timomat. You are 27 years old. I dunno what the minimum age requirement at the time was but I really don't think they were tryna hire kindergarteners

    •  Год назад +3

      Oof, your comment hit me right in the age! When the h*ll did I get this old?

    • @douloureux.
      @douloureux. 11 месяцев назад +6

      You do know it was a fan page that posted that, right? Why would he call his own account that.

    • @HarryLarsson-b2n
      @HarryLarsson-b2n 3 месяца назад

      bot

    • @bananasfostergrants
      @bananasfostergrants 3 месяца назад

      @@HarryLarsson-b2n wut 😂😂

    • @bananasfostergrants
      @bananasfostergrants 3 месяца назад

      @@douloureux. Honestly I wasn't sure if it was or if he was trolling

  • @mrinstance737
    @mrinstance737 Год назад +141

    i love to bathe in tears

    • @Cromwell-V
      @Cromwell-V Год назад +8

      Relatable

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 Год назад +6

      It’s very refreshing.

    • @ItAllGetsHazel
      @ItAllGetsHazel Год назад +5

      I bathe in my own tears

    • @olakpasa6486
      @olakpasa6486 Год назад +9

      I prefer to bath on the Blood of my enemies , now , if you excuse me I need to go get some more Blood for the Blood god
      FOR KHORNE

    • @user-dv2mn3cu4x
      @user-dv2mn3cu4x Год назад +3

      I bathe in other people's tears

  • @fleridanfox6150
    @fleridanfox6150 Год назад +35

    the idea of dating sounds great, as soon as I think I have a crush on someone, the feeling goes and I’m completely fine having them as just a friend! love being a fucking confused queer who’s never dated lmao

    • @hidden_animator522
      @hidden_animator522 Год назад +6

      Felt this. Never gotten past the talking stage. No idea what’s going on lmao

    • @frog4099
      @frog4099 Год назад +3

      look into lithromantic/frayromantic if you wanna :) they might describe what you feel (if you even want a label)

    • @NOT-ACTIVE-09
      @NOT-ACTIVE-09 Год назад

      Jesus Christ I am with you brother

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 29 дней назад

      too fuckimg real

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre Год назад +14

    About the tapped out one. Tapped out is a simpsons mobile game and donuts are the paid currency that all the good items require. The game has charges an absurd amount (200$ for 5,000, which doesn’t sound bad until you realize how much you need to spend them to progress and how easy they are to spend) I can kinda see how the person spent so much with how predatory it is.

  • @stephanien6237
    @stephanien6237 Год назад +60

    26:14 first, the word female is really an adjective that they use as a noun. It is dehumanizing to call women “females” because the term ‘female’ is not specific to being human, while the term woman IS.
    Plus, I have never heard these guys say “males” instead of men…

    • @HarvestPeiskos2209
      @HarvestPeiskos2209 Год назад +9

      Fr. When you hear "Females" you can usually instantly ask "Female WHAT?", referring to women as females essentially is you putting them on the same ladder as literal wild/domesticated animals, since we commonly use female when referring to things like dogs, birds, etc. It's extremely dehumanizing due to women essentially being viewed so below men, that they're put in with literal animals.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 Год назад +7

      As a woman, I've never been, nor have I met a fellow woman that saw the term "female" and considered it dehumanizing.
      I mean, that's literally what we are, isn't it?

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor Год назад +7

      its too scientific of a word i think.

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Год назад +12

      Agree with you about the difference between female and woman, but you never heard them refer to themselves as males? Seriously never heard them use the term alpha male?

    • @AzrailTrinity333
      @AzrailTrinity333 Год назад +8

      ​@@funnatopia704hi I'm a woman, and I consider it to be, now you have
      also I've noticed there's a type, the kind of men who use it like that arent good men

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice Год назад +12

    the ridiculous thing about "love isn't real because it's just chemicals" argument is that everything is chemicals. that's how everything works. what else would it be, pixie dust?

  • @TheDethsight
    @TheDethsight Год назад +24

    I needed that little talk at the end, Robin. Thank you, kind sir!

  • @baileymae4547
    @baileymae4547 Год назад +16

    2:46 we had someone like that. They would always order like 20 cheeseburgers and won’t park so we would say “yeah you can stay here but you’re food will be in stall 1 or whatever when done” he would think we’re bluffing every time and every time we were not. He’s food was waiting with a coworker in the stall we directed him too. After a while he’d ask and we’d be like “see the worker holding a bag of food in stall 1 or whatever? Yeah? That’s your food

    • @LuckyLego
      @LuckyLego 11 месяцев назад +2

      I work at a chick fil a and we don’t get many of these but the few we do get make everything harder for everyone

    • @baileymae4547
      @baileymae4547 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@LuckyLego exactly! We have plenty of people call ahead and say we need x amount of y I’ll be there in about a half hour or longer. And it’s no issue because we have the prep time

  • @connorburris4846
    @connorburris4846 Год назад +6

    23:00 I wouldn't bet on that. After my sister became infertile, my mom said she was never having grand kids. I was 21

    •  Год назад +3

      Ouch, dude! :-( That's just as mean as that guy's mom. Did she at least apologize to you?

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 4 месяца назад

      Probably not from what I know, if she did she probably wouldn’t mean it

  • @MythologicaYT
    @MythologicaYT Год назад +20

    4:34 however you shouldnt be doing drugs at work period

    • @MrHypnofan
      @MrHypnofan Год назад +2

      True, but does "outsided of work" mean just outside the building, or when not at work? I interpreted it as the second one, but it is possible it's the first.

    • @MythologicaYT
      @MythologicaYT Год назад +6

      @@MrHypnofan either way it’s bad, you’re on drugs at work and most places would fire you just for that- op was in the wrong, but in a way, if the company fired that person for doing drugs, he really helped the company out.

  • @evelynvslife
    @evelynvslife Год назад +184

    The “my greatest fear came true” is a fair statement. When you get a great platonic friend who is also a gender you would date, there’s a worry they’ll catch feelings and it’ll ruin the friendship. Hard on both sides.

    • @Damsellfly
      @Damsellfly Год назад +35

      Yeahh but its kinda rude if he knows 😭😭

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier Год назад +3

      This is especially an issue for me, who is gay

    • @lyntonfleming
      @lyntonfleming Год назад +23

      No... It's really not.
      It's very possible to say "Sorry, I don't feel that way about you. You're a great friend, but I don't feel anything romantic between us." and then carry on as normal.
      I say this as someone who has both said this (or a variation of this) and has had it said to him.
      Treating someone like that is just downright pathetic.

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife Год назад +16

      @@lyntonfleming as someone who has has multiple people who have cut me off as a friend because I wasn’t interested and they couldn’t go back to being friends, yes, it is a fair statement.
      Edit: also treating them like what? Like a valuable friend you would be devastated to lose? That’s not pathetic.

    • @buttercat2718
      @buttercat2718 Год назад +14

      @@evelynvslife I mean my best friend told me she liked me and it was very easy for me to say “sorry I don’t rlly feel the same but I would like to stay friends” and it worked out rlly well we’re still best friends and she is now in a loving relationship and so am I. The tone of that message in the video looked less like someone being upset bc they might lose a friend, and more like someone going “lol look at this loser, can’t believe he said that” idk I may be wrong that’s just my thoughts lmao

  • @notnotahuman183
    @notnotahuman183 Год назад +12

    The ending was really reassuring since I feel like I can't date anyone because of trauma.

  • @samply_the_best
    @samply_the_best Год назад +10

    28:12 thanks for that message at the end, kinda needed to hear it today. Love ya, Robin and Emkay Team

  • @DaveMelonfire
    @DaveMelonfire Год назад +13

    8:43 I mean, there's a lot of people who call this "love", including the guy who posted it, but sexual desire...isn't love. Not in the least bit. Love is actually caring enough about someone to want to see them smile even when you've had a horrible day, because you know what? If they're smiling, so are you, and if they're laughing, you're there with them. Love is more than emotions, or lustful desire. Love is what brings people together for the true good things in life. There's many forms and stages of love, most incomplete, but true love...that is something you'll only know if you experience it yourself.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Год назад +28

    Aww man, this is gonna make me feel sad D: These people need frens, the kind of fren that'd take them out for soft tacos.
    We all need a fren like that...

  • @sylvirgiomanach1491
    @sylvirgiomanach1491 Год назад +15

    21:12 I don't think it was about the Reddit post. Pretty sure it's because they as an individual took personal information off of a credit card (whether it was a company card or not, still not ok) and reached out to the firm about not getting a tip. Which, while not leaving one, especially on a bill that large, is a dick move... is not actually a crime as far as I'm aware. They did the equivalent of pulling someone's name off their card and doing a Google search to get their address. Over a tip.
    If they wanted to pursue it that badly, they should have tried to reach out through the restaurant.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Год назад +9

    3:28 "What's wrong with it is it's attached to you."

    • @CometAura
      @CometAura 7 месяцев назад

      trans girls be like

  • @themuffinmanofficial
    @themuffinmanofficial Год назад +18

    that game dev is severely in his feels 😭😭

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee Год назад +116

    Can we appreciate how Emkay comes in us with effort and happiness?

    • @ItAllGetsHazel
      @ItAllGetsHazel Год назад +13

      I will! By the way, did you know that in terms of copypastas, the vaporeon copypasta is the most dirty minded?

    • @fibecheee
      @fibecheee Год назад +2

      @@ItAllGetsHazel I was about to blow your head off with a SPAS-12, but you passed the vibe check

    • @squidzo1d
      @squidzo1d Год назад +4

      The way then make these videos is great its like the content is literally coming inside of us

    • @dudepow087
      @dudepow087 Год назад +14

      Comes in us?
      AYO

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 Год назад +14

      …..care to reword that?

  • @nathanhembree5853
    @nathanhembree5853 Год назад +16

    I would like to apologize on the behalf of Genshin players, the guy at 7:25 does not represent all of us.

    • @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
      @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Год назад +3

      I’m pretty sure they don’t mean The genshin one, because they’re in a sperm bank

    • @dotteii
      @dotteii Год назад +5

      @@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 True, even though the one from genshin was my first thought cause of the waifu part.

    • @nathanhembree5853
      @nathanhembree5853 Год назад +2

      @@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Yea I though of that. Sorry if I misunderstood the whole post

    • @ttskyhammer9169
      @ttskyhammer9169 Год назад +2

      Maybe Raiden from MGR

    • @Freyja_fenris
      @Freyja_fenris Год назад +3

      Plot twist: it's Raiden from MK

  • @GottaBGlitches
    @GottaBGlitches Год назад +6

    28:00 The Simpsons Tapped Out is a town building mobile game. He spent 600 dollars on a building that definitely does not cost that amount of money.

    • @AnekoF90
      @AnekoF90 Год назад +1

      I forgot about the existence of that game

  • @tryhardr2658
    @tryhardr2658 Год назад +35

    It's literally 4am here, but I'm watching Emkay while having explosive diarrhea

  • @gnerfitoo9328
    @gnerfitoo9328 7 месяцев назад +6

    4:24 so its wrong to report someone for illegally peddling drugs?

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      yeah.

    • @marionluigi6517
      @marionluigi6517 Месяц назад

      Doing it cause you're a petty person upset that they didn't like you is definitely wrong.

  • @amber1cheese
    @amber1cheese Год назад +4

    "I don't have any friends" same

  • @Catjello4reelz
    @Catjello4reelz Год назад +12

    I can attest that relationships take work. I married my husband at 19 after knowing each other a month. It could have been cringe BUT we both worked hard and this year will be 20 years. I love him more today than when we got married. And he loves me. Love is out there but it takes work to last

  • @Mozarella_king
    @Mozarella_king Год назад +4

    12:42 the suburb he lives in is there. He’s in India and I know the standards for relationships there are different, but DUDE he used REDDIT as a dating app 💀

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462 Год назад +6

    8:40 I think it's called a hugbox. Or a cult. Whichever one you prefer

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 Год назад +5

    5:29 - I’m pretty sure that is only 10x more.

  • @shadowwolf7880
    @shadowwolf7880 Год назад +12

    8:43 *Asexual people reading the meme:*

    • @bunzzy9469
      @bunzzy9469 Год назад +2

      The guy is probably aroace and doesn't realize it or is scared to admit it

    • @shadowwolf7880
      @shadowwolf7880 Год назад +5

      @@bunzzy9469 Yea. This is why proper sexual education is so important

    • @bunzzy9469
      @bunzzy9469 Год назад +2

      @@shadowwolf7880 fr

  • @snowy_lycantusk4208
    @snowy_lycantusk4208 Год назад +4

    WOOO thank you editor for the American Football band reference. I love midwest emo.
    At 12:00

  • @TheGuy53X
    @TheGuy53X Год назад +7

    4:45 honestly, this was the right thing to do, but for the wrong reasons. If your workplace doesn't allow you to do drugs on the back, then you just don't, getting him fired was the morally right thing to do.

  • @soda7998
    @soda7998 Год назад +3

    16:46 wait... if a person on reddit says that people on reddit love projecting is that considered a projection of their projection or... uhhh idfk

  • @purple4216
    @purple4216 Год назад +3

    Thank you for the pep talks. I hope you pep talk yourself just as well, if not, better than the ones you give us.

  • @TylerMusgrave9
    @TylerMusgrave9 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dude's a legend for being a TOOL fan but learning a Harry Styles song for a stranger on the internet.

  • @Real_Snorlax
    @Real_Snorlax Год назад +8

    6:24 I wonder how this guy is going considering that most NFTs are now worthless. Must be rough

  • @The_Midas_Lord
    @The_Midas_Lord Год назад +3

    23:42 I'm an insecure dumbass who thinks if I say the wrong thing you'll leave me and find a better man

    • @drumsticksandpizza8452
      @drumsticksandpizza8452 Год назад +1

      Then just try to make it funny. Or make a joke but if it goes wrong just tell the truth. And remember: “ the bolder the lie, the more it is believable.” Just don’t say anything mean. Or something that doesn’t fit with who you are as an person.

  • @MrSkeleton14
    @MrSkeleton14 Год назад +6

    0:20 how is this cringe? I feel bad for the dude

    • @did.u.forgetme
      @did.u.forgetme Год назад +1

      Maybe the subreddit is about sad OR cringe

  • @philippak7726
    @philippak7726 Год назад +1

    absolutely know a dude who would post "it's so HARD for me to date" because he whines about everything and won't swipe right unless they're "hot". He also refused to accept he wasn't "owed" a text by someone, why? "because she gave me her number, that means I'm owed a text!"
    He got this number by talking to her in a corner after a boxing class... and this dude was tall AF, so...
    "dude, she might have given you a number to get you to go away because she felt threatened"
    "I'M NOT THREATENING!"

  • @derrickwiedemann7019
    @derrickwiedemann7019 Год назад +5

    Ask her out they said, the worst that could happen is she says no, they said.
    1:30

  • @Bailf006
    @Bailf006 Год назад +1

    With the guy who got fired from his job. The poster didn't "fuck with his liveleyhood", the mean guy was HIGH ON THE JOB. That person should have been fired the moment they appeared at their workplace high, and the fact that he was getting away with it was problematic and immoral. While you could argue, changing you mind about him getting high, because you no longer like him, is immoral, I'd say its perfectly reasonable.
    Also, if someone told me every single individual reason they personally find me annoying, I wouldn't be thankful that they shot straight, and told me the truth. Shooting straight does not require you to get personal, and detailed. Turns out the guy who was getting high at his workplace was, probably, not a very nice person. I think its entirely justified to reveal his wrongdoing to the boss (because you didn't 'get him fired', he got himself fired by doing drugs at work).

  • @Apo11o07
    @Apo11o07 Год назад +4

    6:32 ain't no way bro sold his kidney for a AI-generated looking picture 💀

  • @carmenplangger9417
    @carmenplangger9417 Год назад +2

    15:30 Real big brain move would have been to chat her up as himself.

  • @definitely-not-you
    @definitely-not-you Год назад +4

    Only 44 tic tacs? I've done 200 once.

  • @lelouchvibritannia7702
    @lelouchvibritannia7702 Год назад +6

    Easy. It's called acult following. 8:17

  • @suzannep4122
    @suzannep4122 29 дней назад +1

    7:34 I CANT WITH THE GUY WHO WANTS A CHILD WITH WHO IM ASSUMING IS THE RAIDEN SHOGUN FROM GENSHIN

  • @Non_existant_user
    @Non_existant_user Год назад +3

    8:11 Jesus fuck I feel ashamed of myself for simply playing the same game as this person if they're talking about who I think they are. I already knew the fandom was bad and gave everyone who played the game a bad name, but I didn't know anyone could be THIS bad.

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 4 месяца назад +1

      As a jojo fan, it would be reasonable if it was speedwagon

  • @GredelsRage
    @GredelsRage Год назад +2

    Dude, my grandparents were together for 60 years, my parents for 45 years before my dad passed. And my wife and i have been together for 20, married for 14 years. I still love her every bit as much as i did the day i proposed.

  • @jenkathefridge3933
    @jenkathefridge3933 Год назад +8

    7:35 Raiden is a genshin character

    • @SireRose
      @SireRose Год назад +2

      I was thinking Mortal Kombat rofl.

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z Год назад

      Sperm bank, so male. Unless she is looking for femboy raiden.

    • @guriflash3603
      @guriflash3603 Год назад

      @@SireRose i was thinking about metal gear rising

    • @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
      @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Год назад

      @@jort93zI believe he was called Scaramouche

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 Год назад

      ⁠I thought Raiden was the purple girl

  • @venusluckdreamur1048
    @venusluckdreamur1048 11 месяцев назад +2

    When I realized the dude at like 8:00 was talking abt Raiden from Genshin Impact I realized my life is a joke.

  • @Whyareulikethis69429
    @Whyareulikethis69429 Год назад +8

    4:42 you should report him anyway?

  • @Nonameforyou-h6n
    @Nonameforyou-h6n 24 дня назад

    7:46 that’s a massive invasion of privacy, being able to upload a picture of someone you want it to look like

  • @defnothankjwimbleton3475
    @defnothankjwimbleton3475 Год назад +4

    5:17 that’s not how maths work

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 Год назад +3

    9:48 Nah, man, that's not the main reason; a critical element in the dysfunction of Boomer marriages is that their generation's socialisation was largely segregated by gender, so they didn't tend to have built an actual friendship before they coupled up. That absence of cognitive connection + practical empathy beyond the immediate oxytocin rush is why once the honeymoon period was over, they got sick of each other reaaaallll fast.
    (Het) marriages tend to do better in our generation bc the opposite genders are encouraged to actually mingle with the other from a developmental age.

  • @privatizitat815
    @privatizitat815 Год назад +5

    5:40 they can't even do the math correctly. 20=2x100 ?

  • @AGamingCinnabun
    @AGamingCinnabun 3 месяца назад +2

    4:22 Ok but TBH doing Drugs? He deserved to get fired, he ruined his own career. He should be ashamed of himself.

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      just say you don't want others to enjoy life.

    • @AGamingCinnabun
      @AGamingCinnabun Месяц назад +1

      @@P0wderP1nkAndSweet There's other ways to Enjoy Life. If you think Drugs are a way to Enjoy Life, then you're doing something very wrong.

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      @@AGamingCinnabun except they do help people enjoy their life. you are delusional.

    • @AGamingCinnabun
      @AGamingCinnabun Месяц назад

      ​@@P0wderP1nkAndSweet There's something wrong with u, if u think Drugs are good. Fix urself.

  • @lilmisskitten8325
    @lilmisskitten8325 Год назад +3

    bin you just gave me a mental pep talk thank you

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 3 месяца назад +1

    10:56
    Ok, no it's not. Yusuke didn't kill himself willingly. He tried to save a kid's life by pushing him away from a car and ended up dead in the process. He didn't leap in front of the car just for the sake of hoping to die: he just wanted to be heroic. The entire first arc is of him trying to come back to life.

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Год назад +3

    8:48 I mean, as much as we can argue the semantics of love vs biology and how Rick Sanchez is actually a sad, pitiful man underneath all his bravado and by idolising him, you're kinda missing the point.
    ...BUT if more incels came to this conclusion, they'd probably be happier than sitting on their incel forums, achieving nothing and hating on women. Idk, it's a tricky one.

  • @DriverOfTheBlades
    @DriverOfTheBlades 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:46 This type of stuff is a learning experience to become a better person. Stuff like this has made me change how I am and improve.

  • @Local_idk
    @Local_idk Год назад +7

    7:44 PAUSE, IS THIS ABOUT RAIDEN SHOGUN FROM GENSHIN IMPACT?
    HOLY SHIT IT IS ISNT IT

    • @PurplePiiPii
      @PurplePiiPii Год назад +5

      could be, there's also a possibility of it being raiden from metal gear

    • @Local_idk
      @Local_idk Год назад

      @@PurplePiiPii You serve a valid point

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 Год назад +6

      @@Local_idkor mr mortal kombat

    • @Local_idk
      @Local_idk Год назад +3

      @@bleepblock2177 how many Raidens are there Jesus Christ-

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Год назад +1

      ​@@Local_idkthree, to my knowledge

  • @chancekahle2214
    @chancekahle2214 Год назад +1

    I'm not saying Robin is a misogynist, but you don't get to declare that sort of thing about yourself; it is for others to decide based on your behavior. Most racists insist that they aren't racist.

  • @stealthy9156
    @stealthy9156 Год назад +4

    16:24 hang on isn't that Eugene theo? (Ex bodybuilder, decently big youtuber, really cool guy overall)

  • @user-mc6vi8yd7l
    @user-mc6vi8yd7l 11 месяцев назад +2

    24:10 The autism level is THROUGH THE ROOF

  • @Arcanist_Gaming
    @Arcanist_Gaming Год назад +4

    5:34 Something seems off about that math.

  • @terdragontra8900
    @terdragontra8900 Год назад +2

    13:03 This rant annoys me greatly as someone who's attempted suicide due to feelings of isolation. Circumstance screws over many many people into not having decent connections, not having the ability to date someone, and they die alone. "Just be genuinely nice, just keep trying over and over and over and over and OVER you IDIOT, then you"ll feel fill fulfilled, it worked for me!" Well they arent you, it might not work for them, because you might be inherently socially better than them and its not their fault. And you have the audacity to downplay their perspective when they yell out in agony that the game is rigged.

    •  Год назад +2

      I _do_ understand that it's frustrating to see others succeed, sometimes effortlessly, where you yourself struggle. I also get that after enough failed attempts, that frustration might come out as a rambling on how the game is rigged and that it's unfair. I even agree, it's totally unfair!
      However, what annoys people is when incels start blaming women for not being attracted to them specifically. I get that it sucks, I get that it's unfair, but it's not _women's_ fault if someone is unattractive.
      In any case, I'm very sorry that you felt so bad that you attempted suicide. I sincerely hope things are getting better for you!

    • @terdragontra8900
      @terdragontra8900 Год назад +2

      @ Of course, I completely agree with everything you said. I just don't like the oversimplistic tribalistic view that identifies a misogynistic man with greater societal forces that have put women down, thus labelling him as simply an arm of The Enemy, especially if the man in question doesnt have notable power at all. Its not like individuals don't deserve empathy because they are part of a "priviledged" class. Whatever that word precisely means (it depends on who you ask), it can't mean their lives are better off in every way: very strickingly, in the US men commit suicide about twice as often as women, and white people do so more than THREE times more than asians or blacks or hispanics (american indians have it the worst, for different reasons). Look up the stats on wikipedia if you are morbidly curious.

    •  Год назад +2

      @@terdragontra8900, yeah, society has got a weird obsession with privilege these days and if you happen to be the same gender and/or skin color as someone who _is_ privileged, then by the transformative power of wokeness you too are privileged. It is what it is, I suppose.

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup Год назад +3

    25:48 If you hate modern clothes, modern life, modern styles, and modern drinks...I think what you ACTUALLY want is to be a Mennonite. 😂

  • @WraithGG
    @WraithGG 4 месяца назад +2

    0:32 nothing says I love you like an engagement ring originally offered to someone else.

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      100% you are the type of person to reject someone for not being able to afford an expensive ring

    • @WraithGG
      @WraithGG Месяц назад

      @robingallith you are 100% the type of person to assume something about someone based off one comment on the Internet. Grow up.
      Nothing about my comment implies how much money I'd expect a partner to spend on a ring. But there is something a little disappointing about learning the ring was originally for someone else.

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      @@WraithGG so if someone says "I hate black people" I'm wrong for assuming they're racist?

    • @WraithGG
      @WraithGG Месяц назад

      @@P0wderP1nkAndSweet think about what you just said and then compare it to my original comment. Stop fishing online for arguments and just live your life.

    • @P0wderP1nkAndSweet
      @P0wderP1nkAndSweet Месяц назад

      @@WraithGG I'm not trying to argue, you were being a dick, you didn't consider what other peoples circumstances may be and just wanted to get angry at something. if you'd leave someone for giving you an engagement ring they bought for someone else, that person dodged a bullet.

  • @Nostripe361
    @Nostripe361 Год назад +5

    I hate Rick memes like the one in this Reddit. People use them to feel smug superiority when they can’t keep relationships. Just because we can explain the science of love doesn’t mean we can’t still enjoy it.

  • @theincarnateofkurro
    @theincarnateofkurro Год назад +1

    7:43 its pronounced ray-den, and i think theyre referring to Raiden Shogun, the character from genshin impact, which makes this sadder, theyre just reinforcing the genshin player stereotypes lol

  • @Jestrath
    @Jestrath Год назад +12

    Ok on the "am i a bad person " thing i think it might be different if the dude was needlessly and extremely cruel. It didn't sound like it was just a nice "i just don't think we vibe well" kinda thing.
    Still not totally justified to get him fired.

  • @franekpasieczny7265
    @franekpasieczny7265 Год назад +5

    7:30 its a female character from genshin

    • @timeblade
      @timeblade Год назад

      Hell nah

    • @Gregey
      @Gregey 10 месяцев назад

      It’s Metal gear rising revengeance

    • @Astreious
      @Astreious 3 месяца назад

      @@GregeyMy metal gear is rising

    • @fishnugget1
      @fishnugget1 3 месяца назад

      I doubt it's Raiden Shogun, this is Raiden from metal gear lmao

    • @franekpasieczny7265
      @franekpasieczny7265 3 месяца назад

      @@fishnugget1 when i look at it now it realy makes sense cuz how would you get pregnant with a woman

  • @FoxheimStudios
    @FoxheimStudios 10 месяцев назад +1

    “We all do things because of fear, Dark Knight.”
    -Scarecrow

    • @FoxheimStudios
      @FoxheimStudios 10 месяцев назад +1

      This has nothing to do with the video, I just want to put it here.

  • @Mumble8988
    @Mumble8988 Год назад +1

    3:29 now I kinda want to see a Mario rom hack where instead of saying something like "Mario number one!" when you reach the flagpole, the dialogue is replaced with a sound clip of "Whata wrong with my penis?"

  • @RevolutionFalls
    @RevolutionFalls Год назад +7

    ROBIN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T REUSE A RING OR YOULL GET STABBED

    • @MinorLW2
      @MinorLW2 Год назад +2

      Eh??????

    • @RevolutionFalls
      @RevolutionFalls Год назад +2

      Oh, you’ve not heard of this? You don’t re-use rings if you get rejected. You either sell it or melt it down and make a new one with it. You don’t try to use it for your next partner.

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Год назад

      Superstitious bullshit lmao

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 Год назад +1

    20:14 Most of them can afford to pay their employees a livable wage, but if they did, the owners and share holders would only make a few million a year instead of several million so they choose not to. Corporate profits are more important than employees' quality of life.

  • @sllygoos3
    @sllygoos3 5 месяцев назад +2

    11:04 this guy sounds exactly like my ex boyfriend and if he hasn't already he'll end up causing people a lot of stress. this isn't very healthy for him either so someone go get him some help-

  • @reesewhittington6778
    @reesewhittington6778 Год назад +8

    4:51
    Unless it was just weed, or some other "drug" that isn't actually destructive...

  • @strider6336
    @strider6336 10 месяцев назад

    I really needed to hear that last bit of the video. Thanks for the validation.

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Год назад +8

    Knock knock

  • @gaetandutoure5273
    @gaetandutoure5273 4 месяца назад

    As a french person, this is the funniest way to say "diable" ive ever heard and approve this pronounciation lmfao

  • @jason-qc5lr
    @jason-qc5lr 11 месяцев назад +2

    8:05 what youre saying is sad but i think he means that he wants to have a baby WITH raiden, and so hes looking for ppl who look like raiden, which is even sadder

  • @entllty
    @entllty Год назад +8

    I love watching the fights in replies about Lexi being she or he.
    she's a she (trans)

    • @ningun813
      @ningun813 Год назад +1

      Thanks, seriously, i was very confused.

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Год назад +1

      @@ningun813 And that's okay. Not everyone is going to just automatically know, and we all get things wrong from time to time. It's the people who are purposefully disrespectful who I have an issue with.

    • @entllty
      @entllty Год назад

      @@ningun813 you're welcome :D

    • @ttskyhammer9169
      @ttskyhammer9169 Год назад

      MTF kind, I think.

  • @antithoughtpolice7497
    @antithoughtpolice7497 3 месяца назад

    20:05 No one complains when the tips are good. You can live off this, just don't buy champagne for strangers when you can't afford it.