I used to like fedoras. Things like the Blues Brothers, Michael Jackson, the Three Stooges, etc. always made them look cool to me. It's honestly somewhat impressive that neckbeards managed to ruin just a simple piece of clothing.
Fedoras just look really cool and it makes me upset that if I go out and wear one then I’ll look like the kind of guy who chokes his chicken to MLP
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@@siliswest498, I own a bogart which is basically the coolest head accessory there is, and since neckbeards became a thing... I can't wear it! And I used to wear that all the time because I looked friggin' awesome in it! Especially with a trench coat. Neckbeards are why we can't have nice things and I'll never forgive them for that! >:-(
@@PhoenixMerlyn69 Just make sure to go all in with the outfit. That means button ups, suspenders, slacks, dress shoes, etc. If ya don't look like an extra from early panic at the disco music videos you're doing it wrong
sometimes i feel so insecure, disgusting and like a complete failure but then i watch these kind of emkay videos and i realize i'm actually pretty good and that makes me feel better :)
the fact that medieval english chroniclers thought bathing once a week was the peak of sophistication is hilarious and concerning for how often they bathed
It's even funnier when you consider the English animosity towards the Danes; once the English learned that the Danes bathed _multiple times per week,_ changed their clothes often and brushed their hair and washed their faces daily? They immediately went on a smear campaign against the Danes, because they feared their women wouldn't be able to resist such 'sophistication'. 🤣
@@tieflingcorpse9817 LOL, not the English; it was the Danes being clean. And the English men had just enough sense to realize that their womenfolk would adore that, but too much ego to actually change themselves. Thus the massive smear campaign against the Danish people.
@@alexisgrunden1556 ooh, the english showered once a week. i thought it was the danes that showered once a week and the english showered less then that
19:40 Okay, to be fair and honest These Vikings didn't just came into England to look up for the ladies... they're Pirates, Pillagers and Raiders. BUUUUUT, Here's the funny catch. Not just the Mistresses of the Nobles who liked th Vikings, The Peasantry also love them coming into their lands. Their eloquence of speech attracted a lot of people into their cause... Not to mention that the English Lords were kind of a dick towards them So, it's worse "The really well groomed and educated guys who sacked our houses not only attracted our wives, but also made our gardeners, housekeepers, and even the guy who just walked the street to enact a literal revolution over our 'nice guys' (read: abusive, digusting, plain insane) attitude". Medieval English History when the Vikings raid them is just a Country ruled by Neckbeards gets forcefully liberated by Well Mannered, Preppy Jocks
Northern England, Ireland, and Wales were pretty known for fraternizing with the Danes who invaded. Their more free way of life attracted many and most were honorable which is a pretty attractive trait to someone who's forced to be a serf for some English noble, most of which were known to treat the peasantry poorly.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Oh yep. That's true I mean the Danes were practically Free men and pretty sure a third of their forces consisted of Mercenaries allured by Raiding booty and Freedom. Compare that to be Servile towards the English Lords. You can't hunt and fish animals that reserved for the Aristocracy, You can't eat anything that's reserved for them, and You need to provide food for you AND for them through a Levy. Sure, you get protection... But a Mafia Racketeering ventures provides more protection than theirs if the Dane's raids got to say anything. And what? you.. get to use... The communal oven? Even a person with brain leaking between their two ears would chose to fight for the Danes lmaooo
The most neckbeardy thing I have seen with my own two eyes was a dude at my school saying women who talk/act/dress sexually or any women in playboy is a filthy wh0re/"worthless woman". His laptop and phone background were of cowgirls in sexy clothes and their butts hanging out.
11:25 This one particularly irks me cause there's been studies that state that orgasming increases chances of pregnancy (if the woman is ovulating of course). Second, the only "life" that dude's orgasms is forming is the mold and bacteria living in his favorite c*m sock.
Hey man, your videos have *really* been cheering me up these past few days. Life’s been a little rough and knowing your here to post something funny is good :)
I love how an inordinate amount of self-important neckbeards who complain about women not giving them the attention they want tend to have not just ANY anime character as a profile pick, but a pic of Gendo Ikari. Just staggering levels of unrecognized irony.
At 1:30 jack points out that all of the pictures of the 3X year old have been photoshoped... as opposed to the pictures of grandmas which are 100% legit pictures and not edited in any way.
People really have to stop confusing fedoras for trilbys. Fedoras are cool and classy, and trilbys are the hats neckbeards wear. Please give them the respect they deserve.
Something I found out from Nicole Rudolf’s channel, the trilby hat was named after a book that popularized feet pics in the 1890s. I find that this connection makes the neckbeards choice of hat hilarious.
It makes me mad when I can’t do specific things bc of the neckbeards. Please let me enjoy fashion goddammit! I want to wear a fucking striped shirt with a black overthrow like the cool mafia movies and I can’t do that without a fedora!! WHY CANT I LIKE HATS OF ALL THINGS?!
Lol the Stephen crowder thing is funny because he is literally on video being verbally abusive and threatening his wife while she was still pregnant. So yeah, perfect example for the nice guys.
Not to take anything away because the entire thing is gold but, the heath ledger joker impressions starting around 7:27 is just amazing. Even the vocal mannerisms were pretty spot on Holy Shit
i think i have something fitting for this subreddit yesterday, i saw under a short of a demonstration of what pregnancy does to the body (using a donated corpse to show how the organs are pushed around) someone had commented that this is one of the reasons they never want kids. some genius said "women not having children is a detriment to society since they are biologically designed to have kids and that's why they're emotional." this genius also said that overpopulation isn't a thing because there's tons of land that we haven't used yet. he seems to have forgotten that that land is vital to sustaining the habitability of the planet.
neckbeards: you are not a true gamer! neckbeards: you are not allowed to enjoy the game I enjoy! neckbeards: *get female gamers banned on false pretenses* neckbeards: why no females enjoy my favorite game? 😢
For that tribe thing, I'd probably just throw myself at the tiger and die... Not because I think I'm useless, but rather because I don't want any of my potential descendants to be tainted with that guy's godawful 27th chromosome
Man that Crowder story reminds me of the George Carlin bit on funerals. >Did ya hear. Crowder got divorced. >Really? I saw him yesterday (he was such a good guy) >Well apparently, that didn't stop him from getting hit by a bus. In fact, it may have provoked it. (Despite any positives, that didn't stop him from not being a good partner)
22:14 as someone who needs to take birth control, this made me laugh . i need to take it because my per!od is super heavy and it causes me a lot of pain. it ain’t got any affect on how i see men. it just numbs the terrible pain at the end of every month.
I got to that point and was put on birth control, too. It’s not heavy anymore, but it still lasts a couple weeks. Pain is almost gone, though, which is great. I’m just afraid someone in power will decide to take it away from us.
It's less the object than the quality and use. I own a fedora. It came from a real haberdasher, an in-house product. With real silk, leather, and fur felt. It gets worn at funerals, weddings, rosary memorials, Easter mass and Christmas mass. With a matching suit. I look like my great-uncle, a slick pachuco dude who was the life of the party.
Sometimes these videos make me a little nervous cause I like a lot a lot of things that neckbeards also seem to like like anime, dnd, fun t-shirts etc and also sometimes let my facial hair grow out too much before going to the barber. Then I remember that a lot of other people like this stuff and I have a enough empathy and social awareness to not act like this and to not act like this. The fact I don't have the sex drive of a baboon on aphrodisiacs like some of these guys also probably helps.
Yeah I feel like people sometimes get wrapped up in mocking these guys for being “cringe” when they are just into different stuff and a bit socially awkward which sucks. It’s waaay more about these men being entitled, unselfaware, misogynistic, assholes who blame everyone else for their shortcomings.
You're good fam. Most people I know including myself like those as well. It's more about being a decent person and not being extremely entitled and sexist than simply liking a couple hobbies that might be considered "nerdy" (DnD, just as anime, is heccin popular nowadays anyway). The best thing you can do to not worry about these things simply is not being an ass! :)
At 6:40 i would message him and pretend im interested and then when he asks to meet up, i just have the waiter give him a note that says "sometimes we don't get what we want now do we? PS: i never loved you i just wanted to see you suffer at this 'date' by yourself so you can understand that you cant just pick your partner."
10:49 I feel if that were me, I would try to get him to keep going and see how far it’d go until he realizes that I’m not the person he’s looking for LMAOO
Who would want to go against the hivemind anyways? For we are many, we are one. Don't resist the hive. Get those flowers, make some honey. The queen and the beekeeper almighty depend on us
I believe that the lesson we can learn here is that the only people who arent actual samurai that can wield a katana and be cool are metal gear rising characters
To be fair, Disturbed is a badass band, I still enjoy their music, but damned if I don't feel secondhand shame for them being associated with that creature
That's the thing that annoys me the most about these kinds of people. They use song lyrics or album covers for bands I like, and make people associate it with terrible people
that one move out story sounds like my younger brother only he is either 19 or 20 and the reason we want him to move out is cause he doesn’t really help out with anything around the house only occasionally doing dishes or laundry and stays up to like 2-3 am screaming like a madman at his computer while playing pvp games like valorent
13:08 that picture is used as a pfp for an ai chatbot site I use. I think her name is “Japanese Wife” and her short description is something like “Husbant we are homeress now!” I’ve never used that bot, but it makes me chuckle every time I school past looking for a Japanese from Hetalia bot to chat with.
I came here purely for the thumbnail. That's not a neckbeard, that's the chadliest chad to ever chad it up. He's got the Big Lion t, the Raybands and the power stare, he's gonna take your mom and you're lucky to call him your new father.
Good Thing? This ppl will never procreate and pollute the gene pool. So in the end we only have to hold on a little longer till their crushing loneliness finishes them off for us.
So, 8:15, the egdelord is trying to be intimidating by copy pasting a blooming Five Finger Death Punch chorus. Goes to show his creativity is as deep as the rest of his character! Edit: I realized it might be a good idea to tell you which song I'm talking about. The song name is Cradle to the Grave.
14:45 deep in this post, I can see the legitimate question of "why is it that no matter how much advice I follow nobody matches with me" but instead of that he didn't take the advice as many people have told me, not everyone will receive friendship or love in their life, and that's ok. well they tell me it's ok, I don't feel ok. I feel alone, and nobody likes me. I would appreciate some real advice beyond "shower" and "exercise more", just because doing neither makes you unattractive dose not mean an unloved man must be unsanitary. thanks for reading, I anticipate many death threats, so don't bother sending them and just end me
Baffling to me that people still act like this un-ironically. The whole point of growing up is at minimum, expanding your understanding of every day life at a basic level to keep yourself alive and somehow, none of these people never left the Uterus.
I can never see "pussy patrol" without laughing because of the time i got in my car and turned the ignition on, suddenly some talk show on the radio has a guy say pussy patrol and my radio was very loud. There were families around.
Imagine goin to war against the vikings, not because of conflicting ideologies, culture or religon, but because they TOOK BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES THEN THEY DID!
I mean tbf it's not even about working out, that can help but I feel like a lot of people like this have other things they need to hash out first. I tell a friend of mine when he complains about similar stuff that maybe he should look into himself and figure it out because while he is a kind person he just has some things he really needs to hash out. I'm over weight due to health issues and while I'm not hideous, I'm in no way attractive and yet when I looked into myself and started to work on myself I found someone that was willing to work with me and have been happily I a relationship for years now. We learn and grow together and thats part of the beauty of a relationship. Not saying to change to fit someone mold of who they think I should be more along actually be willing to admit your falts and work on them. Put forth an effort and people notice yknow? ( not talking about you specifically more just in general so please don't take this in any way personal )
6:06 fun fact! It's been found that sperm from older men cause health problems for the baby. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he believes that men can father healthy children forever and women have a window of time. Ya know, _breeding age_
11:42 granted I'm very ace and have never felt *attraction* to anyone but I have had times where I think someone looks pretty nice or pretty not nice, when I bother to look closely and think about it, and genuinely the picture on the right looks *better* than on the left to me. Only little bit because she looks nice in both, but still. I have never had the impression that skinnier equals gooder and I straight up don't understand it. On the left is a healthy young lady, and on the right is also a healthy young lady, they're both good, I personally think a bit bigger is a bit better but they're both good. I just plain can't and won't understand some people's thought process that they think there's anything to criticize between those two pictures. I can't even say being a little fat is okay in relation to that photoset because she isn't fat at all - I will say it in general, but it's not relevant here. What is that poster's problem? What wall does he perceive??
4:26 did anyone else think the guy head was attach to some smoke. Also what the r/nicegirl equivalent of r/Justneckbeardsthing...is it also r/Justneckbeardthing or a different thread?
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I used to like fedoras. Things like the Blues Brothers, Michael Jackson, the Three Stooges, etc. always made them look cool to me. It's honestly somewhat impressive that neckbeards managed to ruin just a simple piece of clothing.
I also think about Red, from The Blacklist! He has the poetic license too! lol
My thoughts exactly. It’s such a nice hat, but morons ruin everything.
Fedoras just look really cool and it makes me upset that if I go out and wear one then I’ll look like the kind of guy who chokes his chicken to MLP
@@siliswest498, I own a bogart which is basically the coolest head accessory there is, and since neckbeards became a thing... I can't wear it! And I used to wear that all the time because I looked friggin' awesome in it! Especially with a trench coat.
Neckbeards are why we can't have nice things and I'll never forgive them for that! >:-(
Also detectives in the 50's. And mobsters.
Remember when Fedoras actually used to be a sign of being classy not an incel.
Pepperridge farm remembers.
It was never the fedora that was cringe it was always the guy wearing it, they never have the fashion sense to pull it off
I still want a fedora at some point, but I’m told I wouldn’t pull it off too well
@@PhoenixMerlyn69 Just make sure to go all in with the outfit. That means button ups, suspenders, slacks, dress shoes, etc. If ya don't look like an extra from early panic at the disco music videos you're doing it wrong
Nope. Unlike Pepperidge Farms, I have not been around since 1937.
@@Mae_Dastardly Yeaaaah….never mind.
That’s not my style
1:00
Neckbeard used Confusion!
Jack used Attempt to Rationalize, but hurt himself out of confusion!
You silly fool. Jack is the confusion.
sometimes i feel so insecure, disgusting and like a complete failure but then i watch these kind of emkay videos and i realize i'm actually pretty good and that makes me feel better :)
Sorry to be a bother but what is that flag in your profile pic?
@@chanterelle483 lesbian
@@chanterelle483 its the Lesbian flag
@@chanterelle483 That is, indeed, the lesbian flag.
i mean, i'm a fucking loser, but i could be these guys, so i'm naturally happy
the fact that medieval english chroniclers thought bathing once a week was the peak of sophistication is hilarious and concerning for how often they bathed
It's even funnier when you consider the English animosity towards the Danes; once the English learned that the Danes bathed _multiple times per week,_ changed their clothes often and brushed their hair and washed their faces daily? They immediately went on a smear campaign against the Danes, because they feared their women wouldn't be able to resist such 'sophistication'. 🤣
@@alexisgrunden1556 wait it went from once a week to multiple times a week? xD
@@tieflingcorpse9817 LOL, not the English; it was the Danes being clean. And the English men had just enough sense to realize that their womenfolk would adore that, but too much ego to actually change themselves. Thus the massive smear campaign against the Danish people.
@@alexisgrunden1556 ooh, the english showered once a week. i thought it was the danes that showered once a week and the english showered less then that
well they did poop on the streets regularly so the stench of 2 weeks worth of ball juice cant have been that bad
“M’theydy” got me ngl 😂
We need this subreddit more often. It makes me feel better about myself
Same, I’m pretty terrible but I can always take comfort knowing that I could be so much worse
Same
It makes me incredibly angry
I duck at reading social nuance. Used things like this to learn exactly what not to do.
@@ShadowTaipan Based. Trying to improve yourself is how you know you're not like them
19:40 Okay, to be fair and honest
These Vikings didn't just came into England to look up for the ladies... they're Pirates, Pillagers and Raiders.
BUUUUUT, Here's the funny catch. Not just the Mistresses of the Nobles who liked th Vikings, The Peasantry also love them coming into their lands.
Their eloquence of speech attracted a lot of people into their cause... Not to mention that the English Lords were kind of a dick towards them
So, it's worse
"The really well groomed and educated guys who sacked our houses not only attracted our wives, but also made our gardeners, housekeepers, and even the guy who just walked the street to enact a literal revolution over our 'nice guys' (read: abusive, digusting, plain insane) attitude".
Medieval English History when the Vikings raid them is just a Country ruled by Neckbeards gets forcefully liberated by Well Mannered, Preppy Jocks
Northern England, Ireland, and Wales were pretty known for fraternizing with the Danes who invaded. Their more free way of life attracted many and most were honorable which is a pretty attractive trait to someone who's forced to be a serf for some English noble, most of which were known to treat the peasantry poorly.
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Oh yep. That's true
I mean the Danes were practically Free men and pretty sure a third of their forces consisted of Mercenaries allured by Raiding booty and Freedom.
Compare that to be Servile towards the English Lords. You can't hunt and fish animals that reserved for the Aristocracy, You can't eat anything that's reserved for them, and You need to provide food for you AND for them through a Levy.
Sure, you get protection... But a Mafia Racketeering ventures provides more protection than theirs if the Dane's raids got to say anything. And what? you.. get to use... The communal oven?
Even a person with brain leaking between their two ears would chose to fight for the Danes lmaooo
I can't really blame them.
Well Mannered, Preppy Jocks who famously wrote really nice poetry :3
The most neckbeardy thing I have seen with my own two eyes was a dude at my school saying women who talk/act/dress sexually or any women in playboy is a filthy wh0re/"worthless woman". His laptop and phone background were of cowgirls in sexy clothes and their butts hanging out.
Double standards
That's more incel then neckbeard.
Irony at its finest
And you knew this... how?
@@ridleyisbored.5393They saw it with their own two eyes?
11:25 This one particularly irks me cause there's been studies that state that orgasming increases chances of pregnancy (if the woman is ovulating of course). Second, the only "life" that dude's orgasms is forming is the mold and bacteria living in his favorite c*m sock.
I love how that man uses what God supposedly wants as an argument but then advocates for sexual promiscuity. Gotta love the hypocrisy. 😑
Hey man, your videos have *really* been cheering me up these past few days. Life’s been a little rough and knowing your here to post something funny is good :)
Things will get better soon man, hang on!
Keep your head up, you got this!
don't give up, keep it up!
Boomers be like: Young people being happy? Not on my watch.
we're all cheering you on man, go on and don't give up!
I love how an inordinate amount of self-important neckbeards who complain about women not giving them the attention they want tend to have not just ANY anime character as a profile pick, but a pic of Gendo Ikari. Just staggering levels of unrecognized irony.
Is that the guy who abused his son and made him get into a mech?
@@Meleedroit that's the one.
Uh.....who? Sorry I don't watch a lot of anime.
As a kid I was obsessed with The Blues Brothers and thought a fedora and shades was the peak of cool. They took that from me.
What’s funny is most of these specimens don’t wear fedoras but a hat called trilby
At 1:30 jack points out that all of the pictures of the 3X year old have been photoshoped... as opposed to the pictures of grandmas which are 100% legit pictures and not edited in any way.
People really have to stop confusing fedoras for trilbys. Fedoras are cool and classy, and trilbys are the hats neckbeards wear. Please give them the respect they deserve.
Something I found out from Nicole Rudolf’s channel, the trilby hat was named after a book that popularized feet pics in the 1890s. I find that this connection makes the neckbeards choice of hat hilarious.
@@bibwitheart977 That's one of the best things I have ever learned. Thank you 😂
It makes me mad when I can’t do specific things bc of the neckbeards. Please let me enjoy fashion goddammit! I want to wear a fucking striped shirt with a black overthrow like the cool mafia movies and I can’t do that without a fedora!! WHY CANT I LIKE HATS OF ALL THINGS?!
@@UnreliableArsonistforget that. Do what you like. As long as your happy. I'm sure you look great!!!
the connection is fedora because they call them fedoras u.u
9:09 Given me huge Chris-Chan vibes, mainly by that infamous catchphrase "Boyfriend-free girl"
No don’t bring him up
Don't remind me 🤮
11:34 ok but she is BEAUTIFUL in both pics?!?? idk what op was thinking but she is absolutely STUNNING
What this has taught me is that Jack is to good at doing a "Nice Guy" voice and acting like one
Should we be concerned? (jk, the Emkay narrators are adorable)
@Vanessa Ramos i can confidently say I'm not pathetic because my gf hasn't fleed from me.
Yet.
@@JayMick we (3+ million subscribers) can all vouch for her on the not fleeing!
@@JayMick it’s been a month..?
Lol the Stephen crowder thing is funny because he is literally on video being verbally abusive and threatening his wife while she was still pregnant. So yeah, perfect example for the nice guys.
Not to take anything away because the entire thing is gold but, the heath ledger joker impressions starting around 7:27 is just amazing. Even the vocal mannerisms were pretty spot on Holy Shit
through all of the body shaming and ablism from users on r/neckbeardthings, emkay is really good at finding the actually funny and valuable posts
i think i have something fitting for this subreddit
yesterday, i saw under a short of a demonstration of what pregnancy does to the body (using a donated corpse to show how the organs are pushed around) someone had commented that this is one of the reasons they never want kids. some genius said "women not having children is a detriment to society since they are biologically designed to have kids and that's why they're emotional."
this genius also said that overpopulation isn't a thing because there's tons of land that we haven't used yet. he seems to have forgotten that that land is vital to sustaining the habitability of the planet.
neckbeards: you are not a true gamer!
neckbeards: you are not allowed to enjoy the game I enjoy!
neckbeards: *get female gamers banned on false pretenses*
neckbeards: why no females enjoy my favorite game? 😢
For that tribe thing, I'd probably just throw myself at the tiger and die... Not because I think I'm useless, but rather because I don't want any of my potential descendants to be tainted with that guy's godawful 27th chromosome
Man that Crowder story reminds me of the George Carlin bit on funerals.
>Did ya hear. Crowder got divorced.
>Really? I saw him yesterday (he was such a good guy)
>Well apparently, that didn't stop him from getting hit by a bus. In fact, it may have provoked it. (Despite any positives, that didn't stop him from not being a good partner)
22:14 as someone who needs to take birth control, this made me laugh . i need to take it because my per!od is super heavy and it causes me a lot of pain. it ain’t got any affect on how i see men. it just numbs the terrible pain at the end of every month.
I got to that point and was put on birth control, too. It’s not heavy anymore, but it still lasts a couple weeks. Pain is almost gone, though, which is great. I’m just afraid someone in power will decide to take it away from us.
It's less the object than the quality and use.
I own a fedora. It came from a real haberdasher, an in-house product. With real silk, leather, and fur felt. It gets worn at funerals, weddings, rosary memorials, Easter mass and Christmas mass. With a matching suit. I look like my great-uncle, a slick pachuco dude who was the life of the party.
15:55 they way he says the Mario figure thing is actually pretty satisfying to hear lol
16:58 don’t skip over the fact he joined the forum in 2021 and has spent 100 days worth of time on it.
Sometimes these videos make me a little nervous cause I like a lot a lot of things that neckbeards also seem to like like anime, dnd, fun t-shirts etc and also sometimes let my facial hair grow out too much before going to the barber. Then I remember that a lot of other people like this stuff and I have a enough empathy and social awareness to not act like this and to not act like this. The fact I don't have the sex drive of a baboon on aphrodisiacs like some of these guys also probably helps.
Yeah I feel like people sometimes get wrapped up in mocking these guys for being “cringe” when they are just into different stuff and a bit socially awkward which sucks. It’s waaay more about these men being entitled, unselfaware, misogynistic, assholes who blame everyone else for their shortcomings.
You're good fam. Most people I know including myself like those as well. It's more about being a decent person and not being extremely entitled and sexist than simply liking a couple hobbies that might be considered "nerdy" (DnD, just as anime, is heccin popular nowadays anyway). The best thing you can do to not worry about these things simply is not being an ass! :)
@Susan Potter Okay I could have just read your comment before writing mine, you're on point.
6:05 this is screaming “I would date underage girls”
M'theydy is an absolute banger of a joke
Thats how i am going to refer to all my friends
I really find it funny as well
Hoeflation is unironically one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard
Jack's narration cheers me up everytime! Even on r/justneckbeardthings...
8:00 don't bring Five Finger Death Punch into this!!
finally somebody else who got the reference
At 6:40 i would message him and pretend im interested and then when he asks to meet up, i just have the waiter give him a note that says "sometimes we don't get what we want now do we? PS: i never loved you i just wanted to see you suffer at this 'date' by yourself so you can understand that you cant just pick your partner."
10:49
I feel if that were me, I would try to get him to keep going and see how far it’d go until he realizes that I’m not the person he’s looking for LMAOO
the m'theydy one was the only one that didn't make me cringe or have secondhand embarrassment.
Who would want to go against the hivemind anyways? For we are many, we are one. Don't resist the hive. Get those flowers, make some honey. The queen and the beekeeper almighty depend on us
It's funny how the guys who get no play whatsoever are also the pickiest when it comes to women
Vacuum women: Loves you!
Guy: Forgot to Turn Her On!
Self high five: Problem Solved!
9:56 "qt 3.14"
"Cutie pie"
I believe that the lesson we can learn here is that the only people who arent actual samurai that can wield a katana and be cool are metal gear rising characters
4:13 I would just like to mention this guy used the picture to a Disturbed album cover to try to make himself looker cooler LMAO
To be fair, Disturbed is a badass band, I still enjoy their music, but damned if I don't feel secondhand shame for them being associated with that creature
That's the thing that annoys me the most about these kinds of people. They use song lyrics or album covers for bands I like, and make people associate it with terrible people
Looker cooler? Did you have a stroke man?
that one move out story sounds like my younger brother only he is either 19 or 20 and the reason we want him to move out is cause he doesn’t really help out with anything around the house only occasionally doing dishes or laundry and stays up to like 2-3 am screaming like a madman at his computer while playing pvp games like valorent
Sounds like he needs a therapist or a kick in the ass.
Hope you'll be able to find a solution in good faith!
13:08 that picture is used as a pfp for an ai chatbot site I use. I think her name is “Japanese Wife” and her short description is something like “Husbant we are homeress now!” I’ve never used that bot, but it makes me chuckle every time I school past looking for a Japanese from Hetalia bot to chat with.
I came here purely for the thumbnail. That's not a neckbeard, that's the chadliest chad to ever chad it up. He's got the Big Lion t, the Raybands and the power stare, he's gonna take your mom and you're lucky to call him your new father.
Good Thing? This ppl will never procreate and pollute the gene pool. So in the end we only have to hold on a little longer till their crushing loneliness finishes them off for us.
The only person who makes the fedora cool anymore is Walter White
So, 8:15, the egdelord is trying to be intimidating by copy pasting a blooming Five Finger Death Punch chorus. Goes to show his creativity is as deep as the rest of his character!
Edit: I realized it might be a good idea to tell you which song I'm talking about. The song name is Cradle to the Grave.
I need emkay to stay sane right now, thanks guys.
*Pat pat* Evie is the best Eeveeolution.
I thought the dude at 08:15 was a picture of an old guys neck from the back that had a weird tattoo/scar
16:32 “someone feel the same?”
I can say with near certainty that all women feel the same about this dude
That he's clearly never been outside once in his life.
this is just SEXISM: the subreddit
14:45 deep in this post, I can see the legitimate question of "why is it that no matter how much advice I follow nobody matches with me" but instead of that he didn't take the advice
as many people have told me, not everyone will receive friendship or love in their life, and that's ok.
well they tell me it's ok, I don't feel ok.
I feel alone, and nobody likes me.
I would appreciate some real advice beyond "shower" and "exercise more", just because doing neither makes you unattractive dose not mean an unloved man must be unsanitary.
thanks for reading, I anticipate many death threats, so don't bother sending them and just end me
The trick is to stop trying, and just go out and do the things you like to do.
@@wmdkitty that scares people away, so I try not do it often because I don't like causing destress
Some of these are jokes and some aren't. Determining which is which is half the fun. It's like being a detective
15:20 Cliff Bleszinski lol
Baffling to me that people still act like this un-ironically. The whole point of growing up is at minimum, expanding your understanding of every day life at a basic level to keep yourself alive and somehow, none of these people never left the Uterus.
Well, it's easier to blame other than you
And some crybaby take this so far that they become real baby
I lost a big chunk of my brain cells just watching this video. I'm afraid when i open the subreddit my brain just dissolved into water
18:14 SNAS UNDERTLAE SUAGEJSYAA
"If we did exist in a tribal culture still..." If? Do you ever watch the news?
Agreed. Love the channel and all them that narrate the videos but as we all do, the ignorance and bias seeps in.
I honestly don't watch the news for my own sanity
18:45 Mhm and right after this I got an Ad for deoderant
5:12 that dog looks like big ed 😂😂
I wonder how many of these people had to stop typing their sigma male speeches because their mom told them to do the laundry
They only stopped to roll their eyes and yell "Moooom, I am fighting Internet rolls right now!"
Videos like these give me a good laugh whenever life gets rough, & I need a good laugh every now & then🙏
Brandon must have trauma now.
Omw... I can't believe that we share a planet with people like these🤦
16:13 wait until this person finds about floor seats, or, essentially, chairs without legs, and that they're still useful
We're this close 🤏 to getting another r/iamverybadass video. Amazing content as always guys
I have a test in 30 minutes but emkay always comes first
You pass the EmKay test.
your videos are so hilarious, keep it up EmKay!
10:04
I can't stop laughing, my god.
He looks like peter griffin with a fedora😭
@EcoFreindlyWoodVeneer0 oh yeah, there's just something comical on how this guy looks, the body, the pose, and everything.
I can never see "pussy patrol" without laughing because of the time i got in my car and turned the ignition on, suddenly some talk show on the radio has a guy say pussy patrol and my radio was very loud. There were families around.
Imagine goin to war against the vikings, not because of conflicting ideologies, culture or religon, but because they TOOK BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES THEN THEY DID!
These videos give me the inspiration to workout so I don’t end up like this
I mean tbf it's not even about working out, that can help but I feel like a lot of people like this have other things they need to hash out first. I tell a friend of mine when he complains about similar stuff that maybe he should look into himself and figure it out because while he is a kind person he just has some things he really needs to hash out. I'm over weight due to health issues and while I'm not hideous, I'm in no way attractive and yet when I looked into myself and started to work on myself I found someone that was willing to work with me and have been happily I a relationship for years now. We learn and grow together and thats part of the beauty of a relationship. Not saying to change to fit someone mold of who they think I should be more along actually be willing to admit your falts and work on them. Put forth an effort and people notice yknow? ( not talking about you specifically more just in general so please don't take this in any way personal )
8:00 is a song called 'Cradle to the Grave' by Five Finger Death Punch and now i can never listen to the song the same way ever again
This went from r/neckbeardthings to r/sexistthings way too fast
6:06 fun fact! It's been found that sperm from older men cause health problems for the baby. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he believes that men can father healthy children forever and women have a window of time. Ya know, _breeding age_
1:13 smash
"wich one?"
YES
11:42 granted I'm very ace and have never felt *attraction* to anyone but I have had times where I think someone looks pretty nice or pretty not nice, when I bother to look closely and think about it, and genuinely the picture on the right looks *better* than on the left to me. Only little bit because she looks nice in both, but still. I have never had the impression that skinnier equals gooder and I straight up don't understand it. On the left is a healthy young lady, and on the right is also a healthy young lady, they're both good, I personally think a bit bigger is a bit better but they're both good. I just plain can't and won't understand some people's thought process that they think there's anything to criticize between those two pictures. I can't even say being a little fat is okay in relation to that photoset because she isn't fat at all - I will say it in general, but it's not relevant here. What is that poster's problem? What wall does he perceive??
2:08 tell me u got a restraining order without telling me u got a restraining order
Westerners: Anime is for losers and neckbeards
All of Japan: 😕
It's taking all of my self control to not make a birthrates joke
Jake has 6 Red Flags in his description.
5:09 called my dad out lmao
I lost it at the vaccuming noises
1:40 stop stop, I'm dying omg 🤣🤣
23:02 I laughed too hard to this omg
16:16 this just makes me sad.... As a girl with not really set up for beauty standard, this just makes me sad.
As a man beauty standards suck especially in women.
You know I thought these types were so incredibly rare and even faked for laughs/trolling.
Now I'm not so sure lmao.
Unfortunately I can assure you that they are very real…
That's both funny and sad and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I guess I've been dodging a lot of bullets!
9:21 Chris-chan called, she wants her terminology back
M'theydey is actually solid gold
3:51 the only thing bro gonna be patroling is the hub
3:51 im willing to bet this one is satire
4:26 did anyone else think the guy head was attach to some smoke.
Also what the r/nicegirl equivalent of r/Justneckbeardsthing...is it also r/Justneckbeardthing or a different thread?
I think it's r/justlegbeardthings
im always up for jacks nonsense
Had a bad day, Watch Emkay, Now i Ok, Repeat pattern everyday
Goddamn, I watched this to get a laugh and by the end I was legitimately kinda pissed off 😂
I feel like I need another bath after almost every single post. Yeesh.
It's too bad "m'theydy" didn't land, that one was pretty obviously just a joke.