9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep
Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.
@@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.
4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.
4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.
This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase. I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>
My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest
Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.
I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu
hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)
well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)
Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people
That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.
5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life. Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.
It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that. 1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep 2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups. 11:07 this is exactly why
11:26: Oh. Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic this already is, but i can add something: Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose. The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness, so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters every once in a while.
The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*
going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"
Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :( I did it :)
It shocks me that some people are still surprised at how horrendously cringy neckbeards can be. I've been on the internet for long enough to learn to just tune them out. They have serious psychological problems and no inclination to solve them, so they'll continue to be this way until something happens that makes them rethink their entire lives. I don't know what that something will be. It's different for every person. I myself was one of those as a teenager, but I can't tell you exactly what event made me change.
9:58 Me the kid who doesn't take other anime character's waifu in this case Deku and Gravity Girl whatever: Time for a small crusade (Meaning i literally don't have a waifu)
Careful, they'll come back atcha with "It's LEGAL IN JAPAN!" make sure to have the bat with a flag from a country that doesn't allow that shit, so he "gets the memo."
4:19 the nice guys really need to pick a different supervillain with a sad backstory because if you know batman, you know all the shit the joker has done and it most certainly won’t get you a date if you tell them “IM JUST LIKE THE JOKER LOLOLO”
Saying Reddit is a secretive and unpopular site is like saying Persona is some unpopular, niche game. No matter how much you want it to be, it's not some secretive, underground thing that only 7 people know about.
9:44 what's the matter with having a mask that says Metamorfosis in Japanese on it and no, I'm not dumb and yes, i get the joke, I'm also making a joke
4:56 technically, they can’t bully her without knowing the show. I’ve never seen the show and I had NO idea who that was. So, if she gets bullied then the person is basically outing themselves.
My creepy quote mom x dad = " I know how to use a gun." brother : " i know how to hide a body" me : "..." *grabs slipper and starts speaking spainish that i learned off of the internt*
At 7:53, you just KNOW that the guy who made this didn’t actually just say hi. Probably said some gross shit about her body or said some shit about her appearance he thought was poetic
![DDG & G Herbo - Nosey [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I9Ra0Zc2NlQ/mqdefault.jpg)
“Men only like women because they’ve never gotten a kiss from a true gentleman.”
See, I can do it too!
peanut
I would like a gentlemanly kiss
@@connormcgeary6001 peanut
Thank you
@@Bioh9z9rd peanut
fun fact, hentai LITERALLY means pervert in Japanese in context
Peanut
@@Warcrazyness I respect your opinion but please, dont make this political.
@@Warcrazyness straight to jail.
@@Warcrazyness
H A M P T E R
@@Warcrazyness bruh moment
Not gonna lie I thought this video was blocked in my country because of the title
epic
Ok
Where ever I go I see you
Been a while since we've seen each other
Early to a Justin Y. comment
Are we just gonna not pretend that this dude did a near-perfect impression of the Joker? Cringy Neckbeards aside, that's top-level dubbing.
Oh Peanut! No one here appreciates them ❤️ they are just slaves used for entertainment!
Peanut
Penut
I don’t know man I’m really digging that Comic Book Guy simpsons impression
@SkylarH 25084 Everybody is peanut
God, as if us anime fans didnt already had a bad reputatiom
Same
Reputatiom
Don’t bully it, he’s new to English
Ok peanut
@@draxan06 "it"
Also they weren't bullying
Plot twist: Jack is a neckbeard that is going through rehabilitation
why u do this u absolute peanut, i cant unsee this image
Hey peanut u got 69 likes, nice
peanut
PEANUTTTTTTTTTTTT
Tough talk for a peanut lmaooooo
That Joker impression was pretty good actually
What time
Penut
peanut
Penut
Penut
I said “M’lady” and did “*tips fedora*” now a fear my transformation has begun
PEANUT!
peanut :)
@@BopperDuppet peenut
Peinut
@@wajihaazhar2158 peighnught
“Here’s a girl wearing clothes”
-Jack 2020
Ferengi: a female wearing clothing!
Peanut
okay peanut
Wives serve, brothers inherit
Peanut
9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep
peanut
@@nachelle_h9767 ?
So true!!
Yeah tell that to R34 artists
It was probably Mineta
Karen without mask: MaSkS InFrInGe On My RiGhTs
Neck beards: I don’t need a mask I have fedoras on my side * tips fedora *
Everyone: runs away
Masks infringe my mask?
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.
U such a peanut
Lmao ok peanut
Who's calling me?
I said that im not paying child support i didn't have no Walnuts!
It is so true
The dislikes are from " men who treat women right and continue to be really misogynistic"
Peanut
Peanut! Yes, true
Peanut
OK, JESSICA.
*remembering that Joker was an abusive SO to Harley Quinn*
Hm, this Joker looks suspicious.
Not was. Always has been. He is awful in the comics.
Umm.. peanut 👍🏻
@@BeckyNosferatu is
Joker didn't care about anything. Money, sex, drugs, etc. He just wanted to play tag with batman every once in awhile
@@Cyrusleaf And maybe send a message or two
10:57 This implies that he thought op was attractive before he figured out she was a girl
Oh shit
Peanut
9:57 in no one gonna talk about how Uraraka is *LITERALLY 15 YEARS OLD*
Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.
@@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.
Peanut
And?
@@flamboyant1994 shut up peanut
I don't even need a beard, I look amazing
Yes you do, supreme leader. Yes you do.
Nil
UWU NOTICE ME SENPAI
fat
Sir send them to the work camps they dont appreciate you enough sir
4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.
so basically, the guy was an idiot. how has he not been arrested for dealing drugs??
U such a peanut
Peanut
@@Croissant1234 wait what? Peanut?
One of my entrances at my school is a cafeteria
wait
"Hi"
"wtf you creep"
Why did I laugh so hard xD
Just peanut
*Just peanut*
@@unworthy.potato *_just peanut_*
Just peanut
peanut
4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.
PEANUT!
Think he'd use that ribbon on the neckbeards?
peanut
He is a very religious boi tbh
And above all, he’s an actual nice person.
NAHUYTA. IS. NOT. A. NECKBEARD.
"hey does anyone know who's car this is?"
"WHy doN't GiRls LiKe Me!?"
"Nevermind found him"
Best part of the video
Peanut
@@charrd5762 peanut
@@Alt_eri peanut
@@akosijj8330 peanut
Peanut
Nobody:
Jack hating emoji emkay: It's not personal. It's just business.
peanut
Peanut
Peanut
I'm not the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
Also peanut
nObOdY
Please bring back......" I'm Jack , the snack that smiles back."
Peanut! Couldn't agree more
Peanut! True
Peanut
This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase.
I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>
*RUclips is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second unskipable ads*
well they better stop or ill make sure that someone at headquarters is gonna go missing
bruh for me its 41 second unskipable adds ;-;
U such a peanut
@@mollygrader4918 yikes
@@rez702 ikr
"The faster you talk the righter you are" among us logic at its finest
“These videos have lots of views”
Me: looks, 414! Bruh
For now
peanut
@@fibecheee ah, wise words
@@fibecheee peanut
Not it ain't peanut
Out of all these things I want to know why hitler is feeding Kirby whipped cream
Possibly the irony/oxymoron of having the most evil man in the real world having fun with the most innocent character of fiction?
Kirby was hungry, that’s why
I- are we going to ignore the fact that a boy is most likely over 18 made a shrine of a 15 anime girl?
You'd be surprised then, at how many guys do that... And then throw the "It's LEGAL in Japan!"
@@BeckyNosferatu you aren't wrong
It was probably Mineta.
Ahhhh Magic The Gathering Pokemon' Yugio. That game where you tap Poke'balls to cast monsters.
PEANUT!
My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest
honestly if you were explaining Pokémon to someone who had no idea what it was this would technically be a good way to explain it
Remember you can win by collecting 5 pieces of arceus while having no cards in Exile!
Fun fact we are torturing the EMKAY voices by contuing to watch them read this and enjoy this
Who’s hand is in the Emkay logo?
@@joshuac.6737 I have no clue
You are a peanut.
@@Boobesman no ur a peanut
Ur all peanuts
Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.
the ochaco shrine was cute if the person wasnt probably a creep
Um, I'm disturbed to write peanut under a comment saying it's good to have shrines for fictional characters
Peanut
I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life
Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu
hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)
I want to get a body pillow, but it'd be in the shape of a hug so I can finally hug the characters with trauma and definitely need it.
Oh no
well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)
*tips fedora*
M'EMKAY
I see you everywhere....
peanut
Peanut
Peanut.
Peenut
This subreddit and r/niceguys and
r/nicegirls annoys me so much that I have never been able to sit through a whole video of them.
You must! You need to learn all the signs!
Sameee they just make me angry lol
@@goro-swagkechi707 truuu
Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people
3:50 I haven’t heard the phrase chesticles since middle school
12:47 awww that date how "lovely" this was posted on *my birthday* how " *LOVELY* " isn't it?
PEANUT!
@@a_wooper3528 okay, what's with this peanut thing?
@@meow.610 did you not watch the end of the video
Peanut
Ooo just wanted to let you know that we're birthday buddies c:
Ochako Uraraka is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD
11:26 I actually have those stickers. Got them as a gag gift from my cousin for Easter. They don't stick to anything for shit tho.
Watching this made me realize how little hope there is for humanity being decent.
That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.
5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life.
Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.
These videos make me see that i maybe am a decent guy.
It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that.
1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep
2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups.
11:07 this is exactly why
I'm not afraid to admit that at one point in my life I was a neckbeard
It was in late middle school but still
I feel gross even thinking about it
Please don't do my boy Nahyuta like that. He's voiced by Matt Mercer for crying out loud!
peanut
What’s not to love about Matt
11:26: Oh.
Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic
this already is,
but i can add something:
Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not
confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose.
The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender
has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness,
so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters
every once in a while.
"What a cleaning utensil."
Peanut
@@shrode Are you done, Walnut?
I need to see a neckbeard version of mr. x called "mr. neck" now
You're such a peanut
@@icetide9411 thanks?
The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*
going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"
i like peanut
14:28 Even his profile picture wears a fedora. Ultra neckbeard.
4:47 Aw shit, don't do my boy Nahyuta like that
I can only imagine his neighbors wondering why he’s yelling
“SOMEBODY TOUCH MY PEEPEE IM LONELY!!” In the middle of the night 🤣🤣
That was no "bootleg impression" that was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥
3 views, 21 comments, 42 likes
wut
Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack
I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :(
I did it :)
PEANUT!
@@a_wooper3528 EXPLAIN THIS PEANUT SPAM
@@songbot7352 did you not watch the end of the video
@@songbot7352 you peanut
Peanut
Tbh, seeing all this is just sad. I hope they all get help eventually.
Me too. Also your pfp just reminds me of something I saw:
Me when the toilet starts overflowing: TURN INTO WINE!!!! TURN INTO WINE!!!
It shocks me that some people are still surprised at how horrendously cringy neckbeards can be. I've been on the internet for long enough to learn to just tune them out. They have serious psychological problems and no inclination to solve them, so they'll continue to be this way until something happens that makes them rethink their entire lives.
I don't know what that something will be. It's different for every person. I myself was one of those as a teenager, but I can't tell you exactly what event made me change.
Jack does a SERIOUSLY GOOD JOKER IMPRESSION _HOLY SH-_
When
4:19
"licking ice cream"
Boku no Pico vibes that I hate
Who really licks ice cream anymore
9:59 she’s a minor and like 16 years old in freaking high-school
3:14 AI dungeon when you’ve been playing too long:
The funniest part of the video is that i got shaving and deodorant ads
Isn't it so adorable when you German fedora has it's own Magic Pokemon Yugi-oh collection.
Absolutely peanut
I just heard you say,”do you not know how many views these videos get?” While I look down at 190 views xd
Peanut
There is more than 30k you peanut
Bro calm down I just clicked the vid WHEN there were 190 viewd
@@steelwarrior1744 I know, peanut
@@steelwarrior1744 you commented right as the video was posted
"kinky time" 💀
Another lesson on ''how not to get a gf''
You absolute peanut.
Jack, you're my favorite EmKay voice
You dont know how much I love reddit users who arent incels
The guy at 9:49, his mask says 'gentleman' in Japanese.
So they wrote a completely normal word on the mask but then decided to make it cringy...
A kid has more knowledge then them
Source?: *me*
17:56
Really EmKay
you almost killed meh
U such a peanut
@@Croissant1234 Ok
Thanks I guess
Since I am ranked Peanut now
*Time to snapsome necks =)*
Good job you peanut
@@icetide9411 Yey
" I guess I have to give you the initimates now!" Is killing me from some reason :D
14:29 I need this man to read audio books with these effects
9:53 wtf poor Uraraka she didnt need this ;-; ik shes broke but why?
@nameless one see someone gets it
@nameless one ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL
16:05 this is actually a reference to FlithyFrank’s “WEABOOS” video, in one clip he pretends to be a weaboo and says this line
11:31 damn that is exactly what I imagine the guy writing the comment sounds like lmao.
4:36 r/tihi
Thanks I hate joker neckbeards
FINALLY SOMEONE LEAVES THE TIME STAMP
9:58
Me the kid who doesn't take other anime character's waifu in this case Deku and Gravity Girl whatever:
Time for a small crusade
(Meaning i literally don't have a waifu)
She's 16...
Count me in.
I'll get the bat.
Careful, they'll come back atcha with "It's LEGAL IN JAPAN!" make sure to have the bat with a flag from a country that doesn't allow that shit, so he "gets the memo."
@@BeckyNosferatu Someone already brought the bat
But just in case, I borrowed DIO's stand for a moment
@@Shade45- I mean, it'll probably be the only thing those Neckbeards understand. ...No pun intended.
"I hate that girls are allowed to reject me I wanna go back to when they didn't have rights"- care to explain what you just said buddy
My client is not going to proceed with these questions any further
4:19 the nice guys really need to pick a different supervillain with a sad backstory because if you know batman, you know all the shit the joker has done and it most certainly won’t get you a date if you tell them “IM JUST LIKE THE JOKER LOLOLO”
actually, men and women can be friends
one of them might be gay
2:26 "have you seen how many views these videos get?"
*4,110 view right now, with millions well on the way*
you are now a Peanut :)
41 seconds and i didn’t even get the notification, im one lucky guy
Saying Reddit is a secretive and unpopular site is like saying Persona is some unpopular, niche game. No matter how much you want it to be, it's not some secretive, underground thing that only 7 people know about.
DUDE, that Joker voice was so good!
0:56 cheeto
9:44
what's the matter with having a mask that says Metamorfosis in Japanese on it
and no, I'm not dumb and yes, i get the joke, I'm also making a joke
funny thing is, it doesnt even say hentai. the first kanji i cant even find and the second kanji means earth. 変態
4:56 technically, they can’t bully her without knowing the show. I’ve never seen the show and I had NO idea who that was. So, if she gets bullied then the person is basically outing themselves.
To the person reading this: stay safe and have a awesome day'🦇
R u bot? Or no
@@soup5274 It is quite hard to tell.
@@StarryMysts when its a channel that begs for subs in its name
thats how you know
Ngl. That last one is 100% something my friends would say as a joke.
Thank you for the sacrifice Jack. You're the real MVP.
As a guy, if the girl we are hanging out with isnt dating one of us, then she's just one of the boys.
Day 124 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason, again since there were two uploads this time
I would like to see that
Here is a like for you
"He then had the audacity to STEEL MY HAPPY MEAL TOY!!!!" I felt that.
My creepy quote
mom x dad = " I know how to use a gun."
brother : " i know how to hide a body"
me : "..." *grabs slipper and starts speaking spainish that i learned off of the internt*
My freaking favorite subreddit
as a lesbian, WE👏JUST👏AREN'T👏ATTRACTED👏TO👏MEN
Ok, that's why your a lesbian
At 7:53, you just KNOW that the guy who made this didn’t actually just say hi. Probably said some gross shit about her body or said some shit about her appearance he thought was poetic