Vacations in 30a Once

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  • Опубликовано: 25 май 2021
  • "No shirt, no shoes, no income tax" John Crist is every white girl that vacations in 30a. From the people, to the beaches to the hot spots...a vacation in 30a is truly a unique experience.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • @Marie_Garwood
    @Marie_Garwood 3 года назад +223

    “Where the 1% got gentrified out by the .1%” 😂

    • @ApriltheGirl
      @ApriltheGirl 3 года назад +2

      This was the best‼️

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 3 года назад +1

      I screamed laughing

    • @SoniCraft98
      @SoniCraft98 3 года назад +1

      That was incredible

    • @lmcp5931
      @lmcp5931 3 года назад

      Thats were I have vacationed for the last 12 years

    • @austin1470
      @austin1470 3 года назад

      ☠️☠️☠️

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 года назад +89

    30A, where 2018 Range Rovers are considered vintage

    • @mixeddrinks8100
      @mixeddrinks8100 3 года назад +5

      where we are at... luxury is paying the extra money to have the Carmax sticker removed from your reasonably cheap car.

  • @jeremybullock90
    @jeremybullock90 3 года назад +66

    Waxed, relaxed, and definitely not vaxxed. 😂😂😂

  • @JBB685
    @JBB685 3 года назад +68

    I’m here to claim my “I was gentrified out of 30A” sticker for my igloo cooler.

  • @JonahMcD
    @JonahMcD 3 года назад +101

    love how he was doing his normal comedy but then he must’ve been getting weird looks from a person nearby for the joke at 2:02

  • @paulsewell9849
    @paulsewell9849 3 года назад +58

    This made my day. We just arrived back home from 30A. 😆 I added so much diversity with my crossover suv in gray.

  • @cmoneybrickhouse
    @cmoneybrickhouse 3 года назад +86

    The inflation is becoming a problem, they are putting up balloons everywhere 🙄
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jjackson6082
    @jjackson6082 3 года назад +73

    “30a Sticker is like if a Salt Life sticker had a trust fund” lmao

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 3 года назад +366

    Clearly, I'm one of the people who's too broke to even know what 30a is.

    • @ketennievaughn2317
      @ketennievaughn2317 3 года назад +19

      Yep, let me join the Google search as well.. But it give me "Get out" vibe.

    • @emj6631
      @emj6631 3 года назад +1

      @@ketennievaughn2317 💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @TimLi-1
      @TimLi-1 3 года назад +14

      I thought it was California when I first saw the buildings in the video lol, I was clueless...

    • @emmaleec1714
      @emmaleec1714 3 года назад +5

      @@BuckMcAntlerson that's what that sticker is!!! I always thought it was one of the hippie schools in my area 😂😂

    • @mandihebert959
      @mandihebert959 3 года назад +5

      I’ve definitely seen the number stickers all over south Louisiana.

  • @shannonbolton553
    @shannonbolton553 3 года назад +24

    Hubby and I just went to 30a for the first time (10 year anniversary trip) and this is SO SPOT ON! Literally I was in a shop and saw a bathing suit cover that was $320. I told my husband, "don't touch anything and let's go." 😂😂😂

  • @SavannahR.
    @SavannahR. 3 года назад +67

    I caught that “We will rebuild” reference 😂I’ve also read the Harbinger

  • @RobnMansions
    @RobnMansions 3 года назад +53

    Living and working here, this video is 100% accurate. I get rude stares when I drive my 2017 Range Rover through Alys beach.
    If you visit, eat at Shade’s and Caliza!

    • @suckafree97
      @suckafree97 3 года назад +7

      I would love to roundhouse kick everyone on the bicycles that just decide that they can pull out in front of traffic and totally ignore any vehicles or pedestrians.

    • @AE-km1gz
      @AE-km1gz 3 года назад +4

      @@suckafree97 I’m not near 30A, but here in Hilton Head it’s the saaaaaame! Bikes and pedestrians are everywhere and they’re so annoying! 🤦🏻‍♀️🥴 Most are riding rental bikes they can’t ride because of the pedal brakes. 😂

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 года назад +1

      Not exactly the same but the people from the Chicago hood seem to be vacationing in the Milwaukee hood, poorly parked cars all around. Actually, I am not even joking about seeing more Illinois plates than Wisconsin plates today, but actually I think they are moving here or I missed some big game or something. I used to work for RICH people, and I was thankful for the job, no hate from me, I truly am thankful for the rich, someone needs to pay retail so I can get the hand me downs. I don't even mind being called "the help." Yeah, because they need me, and honestly, I needed them.

  • @Jaeger__master
    @Jaeger__master 3 года назад +32

    As someone who is here right now and have been helping my in-laws find 30A stickers and shirts, this was so perfect.
    They’re from Texas and I’ve been trying to explain the area…just going to show them this.

  • @mixeddrinks8100
    @mixeddrinks8100 3 года назад +19

    must be a father daughter weekend... oh man that thing hit hard...

  • @Emily-rg8hm
    @Emily-rg8hm 3 года назад +46

    Forgot to mention all the families in their matchy-matchy outfits of lily pulitzer, polos, sperrys and bows who pose on the beach every night

  • @KeaganZeile
    @KeaganZeile 3 года назад +29

    Haha 🤣🤣“Everything in Alice beach is white, ok. The sand, the architecture, the cars, the … Well you get it.”

  • @lindseyhussey6450
    @lindseyhussey6450 3 года назад +10

    “We will rebuild”😂😂😂

  • @sonyamallett6402
    @sonyamallett6402 3 года назад +72

    We always say everyone looks like they just came out of a J. Crew magazine.

  • @rylandnunn596
    @rylandnunn596 3 года назад +47

    As a person who lives in Walton County, I find this hilarious.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 3 года назад

      I live in Defuniak. Lived in FWB for 30 years. Had to leave there last year.

    • @offcaysman4208
      @offcaysman4208 3 года назад

      Bro I live in DeFuniak Springs too small world. I agree this is hilarious

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 3 года назад

      @@offcaysman4208 I like it here. People are really nice.

    • @elizabethjones1973
      @elizabethjones1973 3 года назад

      Same. 30a local here. This is so funny.

    • @BrianWalsingham
      @BrianWalsingham 3 года назад +2

      Live in PC but worked on 30A for years. Two words: Nailed It.

  • @sarahmarson3706
    @sarahmarson3706 3 года назад +28

    Bro!!!!!! We were there 2 weeks ago for the first time ever and all the comments you made were literally all the comments my husband and I were telling each other the whole time. At one point we went down to the beach at sunset in Seaside to take a walk. There were about 15 different groups of white families dressed all cute, kids with bows in their hairs - all taking sunset pics. My husband literally whispered to me "look, it's white heaven.... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jewelsbarbie
      @jewelsbarbie 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣

    • @andreahannah574
      @andreahannah574 3 года назад +2

      So what happens if money is no issue and show up with my black boyfriend?😳😁

    • @blaineatk1201
      @blaineatk1201 2 года назад

      This comment killed me 😂😂😂 I live here but 😂😂😂

    • @dreamsessionsphotography2728
      @dreamsessionsphotography2728 Год назад

      It’s one of the last truly pure spots around. It’s beautiful!

  • @brookt70
    @brookt70 3 года назад +10

    LOL! I think you captured the essence of the area quite accurately! I grew up on 30A in the 80s before it got to be like that.

  • @lilyhowland9812
    @lilyhowland9812 3 года назад +13

    As a 30a local, I can proudly say I have been on a mission trip to Panama City! 😂🤣

    • @rolltide9547
      @rolltide9547 Месяц назад

      We know your type are scared and soft

  • @sidhaantanand3792
    @sidhaantanand3792 3 года назад +14

    More Country music irl!!!!!!!
    Loved this video John

  • @brentsheffield4061
    @brentsheffield4061 3 года назад +8

    This guy hit the nail on the head! Hilarious!

  • @kristyedman1416
    @kristyedman1416 3 года назад +8

    The part about fort Walton was funny because I feel the same about it sometimes 😂

  • @glamgal28
    @glamgal28 3 года назад +22

    30A ? straight to Google after this video so I can understand it 🤷‍♀️
    EDIT:
    Back from Google, John Crist taught me something today😅 30A is not the skid row of Florida

    • @lauraheyman2011
      @lauraheyman2011 3 года назад +1

      But it could be...! 🤣🤣🤣 whispers (It's overrated!)

    • @glamgal28
      @glamgal28 3 года назад +1

      @@lauraheyman2011 😂

  • @jamillw9333
    @jamillw9333 3 года назад +1

    Love your videos!! So glad to see more content!! Big fan. ❤️

  • @librarymom3034
    @librarymom3034 3 года назад +10

    This is so true and hilarious but I freaking love 30a anyway!

  • @cmorganshields
    @cmorganshields 3 года назад +15

    So on point! The only thing he missed is some Yeti cooler references.

  • @Blackfawnttt
    @Blackfawnttt 3 года назад +2

    I’ve lived here and worked here my whole life and I have been waiting for this video. BAHA

  • @Emily-rg8hm
    @Emily-rg8hm 3 года назад +32

    This is so true! 😂
    Also I always got freaked out driving through Alys beach. It looks like some kind of cult compound for the ultra rich

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 3 года назад

    AMAZING JS!!! Glad this is back,.... Crackin up☠️😂

  • @selecttravelvacations7472
    @selecttravelvacations7472 2 года назад +1

    An early morning laugh! Thank you for that! Hilarious and very true.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 года назад +7

    The 1% got gentrified out by the .1%.😄
    I liked the Range Rover joke BTW.

  • @southernladycharm
    @southernladycharm 3 года назад +6

    Went for years before it was cool to call it "30A" and before all of the building. It was wonderful.

  • @alicehead3511
    @alicehead3511 2 года назад +1

    I saw an article in a magazine yesterday about Rosemary Beach. I wanted to look on RUclips to find vidoes about this beach. It is beautiful. I am glad John had a video on it. When he said Seaside, I was thinking of Seaside Heights in New Jersey. I am from the North.

  • @ashleydowney1222
    @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +24

    I had no idea what 30A was. My aunt and uncle have a condo in Miramar Beach. They can't stand 30A. 30A is just a status thing. I live in Kentucky and I remember seeing 30A stickers a lot when I was working at a movie theater. Most of the people who had 30A stickers on their car were some of the rudest customers ever.

    • @wharpig
      @wharpig 2 года назад +3

      Reminds me of OBX stickers on vehicles.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 2 года назад

      Everyone from FL is rude.

  • @batman5655
    @batman5655 3 года назад +17

    "I think I'm gonna post that beach photo and use the caption 'Wanderlust'.What do you think? Yeah I mean I'm definitely three hours from my hometown and still using my dad's credit card but hmmm you get it."

  • @ShyGuy-yq3jd
    @ShyGuy-yq3jd 3 года назад +13

    Me who’s been to all the places he’s filming. And wearing a Seacrest sweatshirt as I watch this.

    • @cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
      @cowgirl_in_pink_pearls 3 года назад +1

      Your name seems apropos also! LoL! Do you have boat shoes on?

    • @gmilla2825
      @gmilla2825 3 года назад

      We’ve got a flex-er over here! ✋🏻

  • @c50gaming52
    @c50gaming52 3 года назад +4

    I live in cottondale, and my cousins live in fort Walton beach, so I understand all of this which makes it 50x better.

  • @stephaniefoster1172
    @stephaniefoster1172 3 года назад +3

    We looooove our home in Seagrove . Been vacating there since 1996. Feel sorry at home!!

  • @antoinettemosley312
    @antoinettemosley312 3 года назад +5

    I know this is going to sound corny but I really do appreciate your Channel! With all the mess that's going on in the real world we could come here on your channel and get a good laugh with all different people all different walks of life and move forward through all this mess! I will always support your Channel

  • @mbtiernan
    @mbtiernan 3 года назад +3

    Oh you boujee vacation out there!

  • @bradrichards6107
    @bradrichards6107 3 года назад +20

    Yes, you summed it up, John. 30a is whiter than a Nebraska snow storm.

  • @cherylcampbell7495
    @cherylcampbell7495 3 года назад +8

    Oh my your hat. Lots of protection from the sun. Best things happening in Florida🙏🇺🇸

  • @brickjams4632
    @brickjams4632 3 года назад +73

    Hey John, I live in Panama City, I remember when 30A was just a deserted county road. I have seen it grow over the last few decades. I have built houses I. Rosemary Beach, Seaside, and Alys Beach. It is funny to me that people pay thousands upon thousands of dollars a week to enjoy this area and I get paid to enjoy it LOL.

    • @MaryOKC
      @MaryOKC 3 года назад

      Me too!

    • @dagman85
      @dagman85 3 года назад +1

      @@SoCalCycleLawyer - that's not pride - it's just the appreciation of irony.

  • @jennjack4131
    @jennjack4131 3 года назад +3

    John, I'm waiting under cover pastor episode 3!! ❤️ This is hilarious too!! 😂

  • @2Timothy42
    @2Timothy42 3 года назад +14

    At this point, we are just doing videos to write off vacations on income tax aren't we ;)

    • @shelby9255
      @shelby9255 3 года назад

      I'm so doing this! 🤣

  • @kristiebernas6986
    @kristiebernas6986 3 года назад +4

    Went to Destin for the first time in March 2020 with my family. Come to find out it was because my mom saw posts from influencers on Instagram going there 😂 this is sooo spot on! But also I can’t wait to go back 🤩

  • @donitaguyer1338
    @donitaguyer1338 3 года назад +2

    "Beach Please!" 😂😂😂

  • @icecubeeli1468
    @icecubeeli1468 3 года назад +2

    Why I love this channel so much, is that iv never seen a man portray a Karen better, he just has the perfect attitude of a Karen and it makes the content SO FUNNY

  • @naithanbohan4730
    @naithanbohan4730 3 года назад +3

    I used to live on 30A. Beautiful place.

  • @electrikalien
    @electrikalien 3 года назад +1

    I live about an hour away from 30A. You nailed it!

  • @stayyoung3874
    @stayyoung3874 3 года назад

    First time learning about 30A. Thx for the summary.

  • @spencerwilliams5923
    @spencerwilliams5923 3 года назад +8

    Lol I work down there/live. This is so accurate.

  • @kimi485
    @kimi485 3 года назад +10

    I thought 30 A was a rehab program before I watched...

    • @glamgal28
      @glamgal28 3 года назад +1

      i was thinking it was like the skid row of Florida 😅

    • @jewelsbarbie
      @jewelsbarbie 3 года назад

      LOL 😂

  • @Mona-dn7vj
    @Mona-dn7vj 3 года назад +1

    Yup, you nailed it

  • @jtb1970jb
    @jtb1970jb Год назад

    My new favorite comedian!

  • @ginalittleton4651
    @ginalittleton4651 Год назад +2

    This is still my favorite video ever made. And I live in PC. *makes urgh face* 😂

  • @Canlyn62
    @Canlyn62 3 года назад

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

  • @janemims3259
    @janemims3259 2 года назад +1

    So true but I love it there! 💕

  • @rebekahc304
    @rebekahc304 3 года назад +1

    Pretty sure that coast line is a glimpse of heaven!! ❤️

  • @jordanmoss2619
    @jordanmoss2619 3 года назад +1

    I live and Birmingham and go there on spring break. U got no idea how accurate everything u said is

  • @7ajhubbell
    @7ajhubbell 3 года назад

    Thank you.

  • @cayrab1
    @cayrab1 Год назад

    😂👏😂👏 loved it!!! U are hilarious 🤣

  • @deplorablelibertarian
    @deplorablelibertarian 3 года назад +41

    I think this dude is even funny when he’s not trying to be funny....natural comedian.

  • @ashtonreagan4
    @ashtonreagan4 3 года назад

    This hits too close!!! Lol! Love it

  • @footballlover9207
    @footballlover9207 3 года назад +6

    The look on his face at 1:01 when the cart was noisy got me laughing lol
    Edit. "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere "

  • @dayrich
    @dayrich 3 года назад +4

    I took 30a for granted when we went 7 years ago. I didn’t know truly the type of sand I was walking on.
    5 kids later we can’t afford 30a . 🤣🤣

  • @saratavoularis9674
    @saratavoularis9674 3 года назад

    Surprisingly accurate lol 😂

  • @vanessaa4236
    @vanessaa4236 3 года назад +8

    Oh my gosh!!! My name is Vanessa and I used to live in Santa Rosa Beach and my now husband used to wash the windows in the background 2min 44 sec. Bhahahhahahaaaaaaa love this! You should totally do a video about donut hole I used to work there and they have supper yummy donuts. 😋

    • @AE-km1gz
      @AE-km1gz 3 года назад

      The donut hole is the best! My husband and I honeymooned in destin and the one there was our favorite breakfast spot! 😋

  • @BradyShotsProductions
    @BradyShotsProductions 3 года назад +1

    Hi John. I am a big fan.

  • @RobertHallKoC3
    @RobertHallKoC3 3 года назад +7

    we stay at Grayton Beach State Park, then go buy a coffee in Seaside and watch the soccer moms try to be SI models.

  • @abbottmd
    @abbottmd Год назад

    come over to okaloosa island and slum it for the sequel.... looking forward to that too!

  • @RandomNest
    @RandomNest 3 года назад +1

    Beach please!🤣🏖🤣🏖🤣🏖

  • @christinashideler319
    @christinashideler319 3 года назад

    OMG hilarious. I'm from Tallahassee, so thanks for the shout out haha

  • @elainekarrh2240
    @elainekarrh2240 3 года назад +1

    RED BAR!!! YESSSSSS!!!

  • @robinnutt
    @robinnutt 3 года назад

    😂😂😂 This is too damn funny!!!

  • @UCeagle79
    @UCeagle79 3 года назад

    I didn't know what 30a was before i saw this video. Now I know all I need to. Very informative

  • @annaelizabeth765
    @annaelizabeth765 3 года назад

    This is so accurate😂

  • @Tryingtobe_matt
    @Tryingtobe_matt 2 года назад +1

    As someone from fort Walton this has me howling 😂 good stuff bro lol

  • @scenebender
    @scenebender 3 года назад

    Lol, Pensacola here! Thanks for the shout out!

  • @falsabaiana
    @falsabaiana 3 года назад

    this was BANANAS level epic!

  • @huh3929
    @huh3929 3 года назад +1

    My family vacations in Destin and my dad sent me this video

  • @lethi82
    @lethi82 3 года назад

    I literally had to look up what your talking about, lmbo!!!!🤣😂

  • @samuelwalton3638
    @samuelwalton3638 3 года назад +3

    Man I love 30a

  • @NinjaChop1
    @NinjaChop1 3 года назад +1

    OMG I love ya bro. Shoulda stopped by Pensacola

  • @brownmalik048
    @brownmalik048 2 года назад

    These are all so accurate 🤣I love traveling to 30A though it’s a beautiful place

  • @lindstheteacher1611
    @lindstheteacher1611 3 года назад

    He is back!

  • @dasboons56
    @dasboons56 3 года назад +1

    Last time I was this early I was watching episode 2 of Church Hunters

  • @vanessawearslilly3964
    @vanessawearslilly3964 3 года назад +3

    The Red Bar tho😋

  • @lisvetspencer2332
    @lisvetspencer2332 Год назад +1

    Omg now I can’t rent a van to drive down there. Gosh! Lol 😂

  • @fusium
    @fusium 3 года назад +1

    HaHa this is so awesome I have cleaned pools over on 30a for along time, and all of this is so true

  • @chloeannabella1582
    @chloeannabella1582 3 года назад +1

    this is so flipping accurate tho

  • @ellaseedorf1734
    @ellaseedorf1734 3 года назад +2

    this is funny🤣😂

  • @dasowle89
    @dasowle89 3 года назад

    Lol.. 30A Santa Rosa has my ❤ Dune Allen Beach ⛱

  • @TheBishopV
    @TheBishopV 3 года назад +3

    I love how I’ve walked where he has

  • @MaryOKC
    @MaryOKC 3 года назад

    LOL! 😆 spot on.

  • @wererabbit63
    @wererabbit63 3 года назад +3

    I have never heard of this place before but then again, I hardly travel below the Mason/Dixon Line.

  • @mihaela2680
    @mihaela2680 3 года назад +1

    amazing