Rich People During Covid
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- "They don't have food and beverage service in first class anymore, its just been hard." Comedian John Crist walks around the golf course trying to imagine the struggles of the upper class during the corona virus pandemic.
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This is not a parody. It’s a documentary.
exactly
It’s not his usual work, I sense a hidden outrage over a group of people who are most responsible for why the world is in trouble.
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So true😂😂😂 I HATE rich people!!! So glad Trump has finally got it. They need to die!!! Eat the rich!!!!!
Just a bunch of morons. Just carry on with your lives people!
I know rich people, I work for them every day...it’s a little surreal how accurate this is.
This is half of my family... and I know, it's irritating as all Hell.😒
My aunt had her neighbours house bought because she didn't like the way they looked at her....😐 then had that house torn down to expand on their own house...😞
Yeah I used to work for rich people. ugh~
@@anelisamorgan8590 holy fck what
@@anelisamorgan8590 If she has that much money, does she give you some?
@@lailai9830 😂😂😂😂😂...😭 No... I was told the other day (by that side of the family) I'm at the "lower spectrum of worker's" and to be "greatful for whatever money I can make"..
I was like, "gee... thanks for reminding me" At least I do work.
“Stay home guys it’s not that hard” when they have a personal pool, water slide, and bowling alley.
Maids, personal chef, movie theater
EXACTLY
....Arcade....
Lots of money that is enough to feed the entire Africa.
Don't forget golf course, boxing ring, golf carts, jet skies and people to get there groceries for them
"We are fine on social distancing... we are four people in a 16,000 sq ft home" :D 😂😂😂
Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤
Service provider: "Hi, I'm calling regarding your house air cond service"
Rich people:"For which house?"
Service provider:"The one in scarborough beach?"
Rich people : "Yes, but which one?"
😂👆🏾loved it
I love how thoughtful this rich guy is being for his wife. He keeps complaining on her behalf and asking people to pray for her, and when a place was closed, he went out of his way to ensure she could get in because it was important to her.
He’s a keeper!
Ya! Its true! I cant realy blame him for not understanding people.
Also the rich celebrities be like: “we are all going through the same thing I know it’s hard to stay home but you have to” when they have a giant pool and like a million things for entertainment
And just a yard. Some people staying home literally means staying in one room plus a bathroom.
right?! My friend whos dad was the ceo of petsmart literally would call and compain to me how she was so bored when they had a pool, a gym, a huge yard with a garden and tennis court. Like ok, im here in under 1,000 ft apt but ok.
@@bookishb I feel like this argument is kinda stupid there are people in even worse situations than you does that mean you can't complain? It still can be hard I'm not anywhere near that rich but I do live in a 4,000 square foot house but I still miss seeing my friends and most of my family that I haven't seen in person in months.
they're the ones whining about having to stay home; that stuff means nothing because they ought to be able to do what they want to do when they want to do it
@@glassofmilk6988 Exactly...
The character might be a jackass but at least he loves his wife 😂
Your pfp looks like 2 people i know at the same time
true
It's true 😆🤣!
Many times look at a man and if he loves his wife as spoken can soften my heart to their arrogance!
Thank you for reminding me their is a little good in worst of us and a little bd in
Tried to correct miss spelling my finger hit send.
Thank you for reminding me,
Little bit of good in the worst
Of us,
& a little bit of bad in the best of us!
True got to love he loves his wife!
Behind every Karen is a strong, accommodating CEO wildly detached from reality... #blessed
I thought I would reply to your comment just so you could see how many likes you have. Your welcome! LOL
Yes, good comment!
🤣Brilliant
😆😆😆
Truth
This is so ridiculous. A real rich person wouldn't go to the hair salon. They get a personal stylist and get their stuff done at home 😂😂😂
Not Nancy Pelosi, I'm pretty sure she's rich....
Tell that to Nancy
most rich people save there money and act normal but yeah
So fake. His Walmart glasses give it away
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ It’s exhausting “ my favorite line to hate!!
As someone who works at a country club, completely accurate
I worked at a country club 3 years.
Worked?
Nice :)
Definitely,I was a groundscrew, as long as I didn’t have to interact with members, best job ever
@@reverse3d584 people change jobs
“They are getting evicted? Listen, I don’t have time for this, I gotta putt.” I died
When he said the 40 year old restaurant had to close and it could be a great little store front for his wife's candle shop, I lost it.
The hand sanitizer spoiling the handle of his wife's Louis Vuitton bag made me LMAO.😂😂😂
How you can tell I'm a pleb - I thought he was going to say "her Peloton"...
I swear I've been using scarves to not mess up my damn vachetta!!!
This happened to me but like on a non luxury leather bag 💼
@@KY_77 Does that work? I really like the way leather looks as it ages, but I can understand why someone wouldn't want their leather to age.
OMG Lol
Spitting the truth hard bruh
You wouldn't know
HOW IS THIS THE TRUTH?
@@projectzorgo3903 she is joking.... (I think)
@@entruh4520 shut up
@@emcw18 i don't speak simp
My Mom has her own cleaning business. The majority of the people are very wealthy. Some of them even have not 2, but 3 houses! So I can verify, this is exactly how they talk! 😂
I have 3 houses, Apartment in the middle of the city, one on a lake and the other on a private golf course. I do not consider myself wealthy. I truly respect our service workers, happily shop at Nordstroms Rack and 2nd hand shops. I don't know anyone who acts like this.
He did a fun job on his video.
@@pattidj4384If you have three houses, you're wealthy.
John: "stay 6ft away from My porche"
Joey: "Heyyy!.... it's Poor-shuh!"
Me as a German says Thank you! Finally someone got it!
You just mentioned me a and my brother🤔
❤️ to Joey, “Did a porsh throw up on you??!!” 🤣
Get it right Dude!
RUclips really is getting comfortable with these 2, 15 second unskippable ads.
I don’t want to be that person but.......thanks for all the likes🙂
Adblock browser or extension for PC. Absolute magic.
& mid roll ads.
Who do I ask to organize a boycott? Beyoncé?
Thought I was being targeted n taunted
All I can say is upgrading is worth it. 😎
Edit: if you upgrade to the subscription, your subscription $$ goes to the creators.
That’s how he gets paid. Just watch the stupid ad.
Basically every celeb and politician during Covid. Especially the VMAs.
Sad but true
And all the wealthy people who are not politicians and celebrities.
Right? Only one person who’s pushing “Poll Voting” during a pandemic.
It's funny how they all are so against going out etc but then are having the VMAs lol
For sure!!! Look how Trump acts!!! Is it a hoax now you rich POS!! 😂😂😂😂
"We have 4 people in a 16,000sq ft home"
Ahhh...imagine that ❤
Imagine? I live it
@@projectzorgo3903 same here my man it’s a blessing
I have ...its spooky
@@projectzorgo3903 same here i do
It means so much that they take the time to sing us a song to remind us that we're all in this together.
This is too amazing. We aren’t rich, but I actually have had some of these thoughts and I now feel more blessed than I had realized…. And humbled.
I think people feel guilty for saying "The LORD has blessed me with my lifestyle."
And i think that's really sad.
@@ChristinaFromRUclips I definitely feel and express that daily to others. Nothing wrong with that.
Do you have a 16,000 sq ft home?
I'm coming over...Lol🤣🤣🤣
@@newday802 Two… which one do you want to hang out in? The one with the basketball court or the one with bowling alley?
@@fulltimefather-parttimehero Lol...The one with Bowling Alley🎳🎳🎳....😁
*they're not serving champagne anymore, its just really hard on her*
@Adidev Gopalakrishnan ez
Thats like something a dad would say about his child
I work for American Express, and lemme tell you, you’ve done it! You’ve really captured the “rich white person” attitude lmao I had a customer crying about how her Saks fifth avenue gift card reached her a day late bc of covid...HELLOOO PEOPLE ARE DYING
if she's that rich, why she worried about a gift card... u should be able to afford it either way
"people are dying, kim"
If you remove the word "white" out of "rich white people" , your statement will be more accurate. What does it have to do with skin color? Are you a racist?
@@AJ-gl3eq whites are treated better by customer service, primarily in high end fashion.. lol are you dumb?
@@AJ-gl3eq beyonce is a celebrity jackass... not a normal average black person
I like how much how he loves his wife, the healthy marriage is nice to see
It’s like she’s the ONLY other person in the world he cares about other than himself.
botox is definitely a good sign /s
I mean he does care for his wife and kids activities. 😂
I've watched it 3 times. Thank you, John, for your perfect timing and intonations. I love your weatherman and traffic guy clips too. So much.
"Ok, four months ago we invested a LOT of money in Bill Gate's vaccine company, yeah so we don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics.. yeeah NO we're about to CASH in!!" 🤣
Oh my gosh I read this the same time this part played 🤣
Hahaha my favorite line of this
@Nathaniel McGuire all I can say is depopulating this country (the US) might be a blessing for the whole of the human race and probably take care of what natural selection should take care of lol
@Joker . if people are healthy people tend to have less kids, that’s what he meant
@Joker wow what a sheep. Open your eyes for once
"4 people in a 16,000 square ft. home" lol
I used to work in an expensive laboratory that does almost exclusively covid tests right now... This is PAINFULLY accurate as to how rich people react to the minor inconveniences of a pandemic
“Get Botox approved as an essential business” 😂
This took me out!
The lack of wine at my hairdresser is quite distressing. 😂
Lol - I actually share this sentiment.
Right?! I’m sure I can bring my own 😂
“We’re all in this TOGETHER....no you can’t have any of my money”
This is why people should not spoil there children. This comment is accually giving myself advise for if i have a family.
Dont forget "we understand how you feel were stuck at home too" when they have a whole pool and every entertainment thing you can think of
Ikr
"They're not serving their full menu at the restaurant"... Looking at you Taco Bell!
And McDonalds!
And soon to say goodbye Mexican Pizza!😢
man so true though, like where's my fajito burrito gone lmao
Taco Cabana got rid of the enchiladas. I. Was. Not. Happy!
First it was my grilled stuffed burrito, now my Mexican pizza. How dare you Taco Bell.
"I wish there was a setting in my Tesla to take me around the protest... it's exhausting" 🤣🤣🤣
My GOSH, you just took me back to the, “We’ll get through this, together.” I remember that ONE quote from the worst year of my life, which is 2020.
"My wife got caught shopping at Nordstrom..........RACK!" 😱
😃😄😂🤣
"If this goes on any longer, she's gonna have to pull a Nanci Pelosi." 😂😂😂
He really needs to put that on a t-shirt with a picture of him holding that phone in that outfit.
When he threatened to move because of the lacrosse season😂😂😂
Ngl all these famous rich people be like “I get its hard but we need to stay home” and I’m like them staying home still gives them hundreds of things to do, for most of us it literally means your bedroom, bathroom and the fridge.
Don't know this guy but he's either a brilliant actor or he's just being himself here. This is is just done far too well haha
Ya XD
He's abrilliant actor
Definitely an actor, crazy rich people are far from self-aware lol
He is a comedian
It’s amazing how this is accurate.
Can we please talk about how he holds his phone with his pinky out 😂
This is so my boss and his colleagues. We're just sweeping the floor giving them the side eye.
"We don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics" i love the political jokes 😂😂
This was my favorite line!
I lost it at "we're about to cash in!" 😂
These spoilt folks are out of touch and living in an alternate reality. They truly believe they are entitled to their entitlements. Actually, they are waste managers who need to be taken out more often where spoilt things are dumped 🙄. JBC thx for this outstanding skit.
I hate them lol
@@privatejen3590 and why is it the richest most privileged billion heirs in this country think they can tell me about my privlege and that they are discriminated against
“She’s on the east wing of the house.” 😂😂😂
You know what has also been essential. All the maids and nannies and landscapers.
Rich people just can't get by without having someone to clean up after them, mow their lawns, and raise their kids for them.
As a bus driver, I'm still driving them to their jobs.
"It's so hard for the waiter to hear me, so I have to pull down my mask. CRAB LEGS" Like, this hits so close to home. I work in a grocery store deli and the amount of people that do this frustrates me to no end. WHY do you think you are wearing these again?
For no reason. Masks don’t work.
I'm getting in on this. It's going to be good, lol.
They do it because they feel entitled to endangering people, that’s fucking it :(
@@reeree488 I've gotta ask where you get your thoughts from? Middle party here that's just curious. Sounds like this comment section will be getting good though.
@@austinnipper278 lol its been 2 months
Clearly you've been hanging around my moms country club community too much cause that's them exactly
Was a bartender at a Country Club for a year. The accuracy is on point!
Basically every country club tbh.
This guy knows how to change the mood😂😂😂
the hot bar at whole foods hit hard
Sameee
As someone who lives in Panama City Beach, that Alys Beach reference has me ROLLING. Thank you 🙏
Currently watching this from PCB 😂 (not from FL, we’re from Atlanta)
Yup. The place right down the road but never go there. 😆
Nothing but the truth here folks. 💯
"CRAB...LEGS"
This guy is really funny
This is fantastic!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying not to wake the house over here lolol
This has aged beautifully.
Middle/Lower class: *I'm dying, on the street. No money. Idk how long this can go on*
Rich people: *in their million dollar mansion* I know how you feel, this is so hard during this time.
Pls no hate, it's a joke ;-;
Bruh why would we hate you're spitting the truth
uh thats always the case no matter what
Bruh u are spittin straight facts
My family is rich but we aren’t snobby and we understand people need help during these hard times and we donate money to them.
@@saint9378 thats good
Rich people: I have leaves on my deck! The cleaning service said an employee contacted COVID-19!
Working-class: Maybe you should get to work richie rich.
Exactly
Why work when you can pay someone to do it. I know I would. Work smarter not harder. Lol.
@@cm-15 if you've never worked in your life, or haven't worked in years you've become lazy. Rich, but lazy...
@@DJKosloskiTV Not working with your hands isn’t lazy. If you put the work in to make enough money to pay people to do it for you, that makes you the exact opposite of lazy. Time is valuable to them. There’s no reason for it if you can resource your time more efficiently.
@@cm-15 facts
The fact that he’s just chilling at Vanderbilt Legends Club ties it all together for me 😂😂
Hysterical as I know people just like that. What a sad reality for them. I’ll stand with the rest of us any day 🙌🏻
I LOVE THAT JOHN IS AWAKE AND CHRISTIANNNNN
Moral of the story: people don't like drastic changes in their routine. Whether they're rich or poor. 🤷🏼♀️
I think ur on to something
Yeah yeah yeah we get it, but seriously if you are rich what do you really have to complain about, like seriously..🤦😂
@@niwreyentihw1496 Everyone has problems. Just different kinds. 🤔
Truth
Be Prepared money doesn’t equal happiness. Life still has its problems regardless of how much you’ve got in the bank.
We are in this together, no we aren't
“My wife hasn’t been able to book a hair appointment in 4 months, if this goes on any longer she’s gonna have to pull a Nancy Pelosi.”
“Our nanny has to quarantine. I mean she’s on the east wing of the house but still, like, come on”😂😂
the way he holds the phone lol 😁
“Stay six feet away from my Porsche.” 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh...the second home...I heard that the other day from one of my customers. “We have a second home on the river, so thank goodness for that” verbatim, lol
"Its just so nice to have a second home" DIED
The hand sanitizer staining the handles is probably accurate! Who would have thought of that lol
2:14 I love the honesty. This is like the most accurate clip in this vid lol
YUP.
*"We're fine on social distancing. We are 4 people in a 16000 sq foot hall"*😂
"Crab... legs" 😂
I MISSED THIS FOOL 😃😃 HE IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS
That's racist!
Cris Yorke how?
Laura Bug you’re verbally attacking Cris Yorke ! This has gotten racist and scary in this comment section. My feelings are hurt and my I-pad is in danger , I should report you.
Love how you take a flamethrower to the narrative!
The scarf kept moving🤣🤣🤣
Chanel is APPOINTMENT ONLY!?
oh, the governor will be hearing about this. PRONTO.
John: yes honey I did rent a Porsche, no it’s a business expense for work... 😎
Gotta get that tax write off 😎
having the setting as a golf course makes it even better
“Crab Legs!”
That one got me
The hot bar at Whole Foods really does need to reopen
So do the salad bars everywhere. 😞
This is my all time favorite of all you tube videos. Watched 3 times!
This is so accurate, which makes it sadly hilarious. 🤣
I hope I can find a man that cares about me as much as this man obviously care about his wife. 😊
Covid test house calls 😂😂
I so needed this, thank you!! Why don't you have your own show????
“We don’t even mind the fake numbers” Atleast in a parody you still speak the truth lol
And that's probably the reason for the Covid warning from YT
Scented candles 🕯🤣🤣
The Tesla one got me 😂
So very true!!! I see this mentality frequently while working in a tourist lake community
" Listen we rich people we get it"🤣 am sending my love from South Africa
“Cart girl” made me spit take and snort. Thank you.
The all time best is the "Christian mingle inspector". It makes laugh every time I watch it. Thanks for your work John.
*This is STILL by far my favoritee Episode he has ever posted* ... I Actually KEEP Coming back 😁🙏🏾
The golf courses have been open the whole time up here in Canada. Somehow that was essential but I couldn't buy a new cooking pot or oven mitts from walmart 'cause those were "non-essential items"
As someone who worked as a lifeguard at a country club this summer, that comment hit a bit too close to home 😅😭😅😭
Owner of the porche: ~don’t mind me just watching~