Senior AMD GPU Analyst Snowflake returns to help out on the Yeston RX 5700 XT Waifu. Find our Yeston RX 580 2048SP Cute Pet review here: ruclips.net/video/fGGKaX1D9Zo/видео.html
Custom painted shrouds should be a fucking option full stop if stepping into the $680 and above price ranges for a GPU. I mean fuck even mobile phones give us an option of colour at basically any price point.
"The Waifu isn't very Thicc, and we are testing to see if she is hot" - Steve Burke 2019. I absolutely loved this video. I wish we had more meme cards here in the US.
You missed the biggest issue with the card: When it's mounted on the motherboard, the waifu is upside down from the user's point of view, and if mounted vertically, you can't see her at all. 0/10 for waifu fail.
This review is gold. "See how the waifu does and if it ends up on top" *"The waifu is too hot!"* And "Waifu thermals" needs to be a new metric. Also, pretty sure there has to be a lot of crossover when it comes to tech enthusiasts, gamers, and anime viewers.
So to summarize: Waifu is hot The holes in Waifu are for show, not useful With some padding, Waifu would transfer some of that hotness to her backside Waifu has excess goo Waifu is loud and whinny but not as loud as Lisa Su (reference) Strangely Waifu would be LESS hot if she took her shroud off If you are shallow and care about looks, Waifu is still expensive Oh and you completely ignored the nonverbal clues from Waifu to to (un)screw her
I can feel the pain in Steve's voice trying to take this card seriously. It's a pity this card is a wash considering the CUTEPET was designed in an interesting style and was actually fairly priced and pretty decent.
This one goes to the bottom tier. She's hot but also noisy, whiny and gets screwed by four. She also has a lot of plastic on her body. We need a kuudere card: quiet and cool, with a slender figure
"Waifu is hot" I paused it and laughed for a few seconds then I continued "Too hot" Bursted into laughters and struggling to breath "SUPPOSED TO BE HOT" YOU DIED
Waifu joke overload. "Open up the waifu for inspection"? ^_- "Putting the Waifu between two models" "Which is mostly comprised of the Waifus screaming coil whine"
" ... our understanding is that waifus are supposed to be hot ..." hilarious. Comparing the waifu to its "thicc" counterpart, I don't remember laughing at a gpu review so hard.
I love how deadpan Tech Jesus delivers his lines. The fact that this is the steve version of a "bitwit lyle" video and you would only know it if you watch regularly makes it even more incredible. So good 😂
Really. If anyone is going to pay that much for a GPU. They should just get it with a customized shroud on it. After all. The shroud does little but add looks and some protection. I'd rather given a choice to put something on the shroud than some black and red or black and green. Or some other basic color that has no style.
I love this video lol. I would've never requested to review this product neither do I have any interest in it but seeing Steve (which I consider to be one of the most talented tech guys on RUclips) forced into this meme of a video is glorious!!!!
@@kruemel534 I'm sure Steve can afford it, I'm pretty sure of he makes a video about his hentai SSD NAS he will get sponsors. Or he already has one built. :')
At this point I feel like demand was there for only two reasons, to see if Steve can actually stay serious throughout whole video and to see just how many memes can one make out of single video... :-D So I guess Waifu not thicc but hot. :-D
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite meme on Gamers Nexus." Makes me wonder when we'll get the inevitable "Tech RUclipsr Dating Sim". Do you go with a mainstream guy like MKBHD? A joker like Linus? GN Steve for no nonsense? HUB Steve for the accent? I don't need this to exist but I'm sure it's already in the works somewhere cause InTeRnEt.
@@mr.kenway4554 The enthusiast tier hardware market in Japan is quite active apparently. I see articles showing photos of long wait lines for ryzen 3950x in Japan and that apparently they are all sold out. may i also add some perspective that i have heard of; apparently PC gaming in Japan are a bit more casual as you said and are looked down on a bit because there is a stereotype of some sort where majority of pc gamers in Japan are otakus who likes eroges haha (fyi eroges are basically interactive drawn porn with a basic narrative attached to it)
@@UltimateAlgorithm seems about right. I can imagine its just not the Japanese that did a long conga line for the cpu but just about everyone else as well. Better make some more chips then, AMD. Rake in the big bucks you deserve.
They did custom versions of some PC software, for example, Windows 8. With two anime girls as mascots, custom wallpapers and themes and especially, custom system sounds. Man, I love them so much that I am using them on every PC I came across.
I would love to see more of these obscure parts. It's like a breath of fresh air in the current boring market. Instead of just a monochrome gamer-design with RGB it's something more unique and fun.
this review is actually great, i love it. its fun to watch Steve try to take it seriously with the jokes and innuendos, when you apply humanity to objects, normal terms turn into (un)fortunate phrasing. Idk if the scripting was intentional like that, but id like to see more like this with them leaning into the jokes, unsure who the most weeb or otaku member of GN is though. it also occurs to me as i almost hit comment, my current profile picture. ironic?
Senior AMD GPU Analyst Snowflake returns to help out on the Yeston RX 5700 XT Waifu.
Find our Yeston RX 580 2048SP Cute Pet review here: ruclips.net/video/fGGKaX1D9Zo/видео.html
What's a Waifu?
@@Neccronix You need some culture...
A waifu is a neckbeards preferred Chinese comic character to fantasize about, replacing most normal human interaction for him.
Is there a typo in the wattage of the red devil at around 5:00 ?
@Michael Martin they are all animated in Vietnamese sweatshops so, obviously they are Korean
*"The Waifu may not be thicc"*
*"Our goal today is to determine whether the Waifu is hot"*
So we're starting off like that, huh!?
and it was just the beginning hahahaha
I'm dead after he said that lmao
"see how the 5700XTwaifu does and - if it ends up on top."
You forgot "we have got some testing to do, If it ends on top"
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Feels like every time Steve speak the word Waifu he lost a portion of his soul
The sacrifice with work it for the memes
A small price to pay for salvation.
So True! 👼
A Necessary evil
While listening to metal music and looking waifu card. :D
Custom printed backplates should be more common.
While I agree in the scheme of things should it be printed flipped so its correctly viewable from outside a glass panel case
Custom painted shrouds should be a fucking option full stop if stepping into the $680 and above price ranges for a GPU. I mean fuck even mobile phones give us an option of colour at basically any price point.
true a custom mouse pad from aliexpress costs close to nothing :P
You can buy one from coldzero.
@@MoistDreams leather jacket man doesn't care
"Lets the Waifu switch positions"
-Steve 2019
Me: **initiates the Sully meme** _"MMMMMMMMM!!!"_
"The waifu is loud."
*Turns on computer*
*"Boop. Beep. ... BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!..."*
Kevin Tang Chotto Matte
@Kevin Tang Much more authentic.
._.
*_chotto matte_*
boop beep ohhhhhh ara ara
This video is very quotable.
2 more to 69
"Open up the waifu for inspection"...😅😝
690th like
@@_yuri just like idols... meanwhile waifus are eternal, they may be forgotten/fade into obscurity but they are always the same
I did so
This is the most detailed and elaborate description of “Your WAIFU Is Trash”
Yes and is totaly overpriced ;D
indeed. if this waifu is this bad in temps and stuff then its not an efficient waifu to be with bwahaha
@rTenshii weeb
15 mins of straight roasts. waifu is hot trash now
@@sorberus3139 it's too shallow (thin), if you know what I mean
"So, our goal today is to determine whether the waifu is hot"
1:22
-Steve 2019
69 likes
@@melako85 noice
But is not Thicc
"The waifu is hot, too hot"
4:00
-Steve 2019
Somehow this card reminds me of my crazy ex.
She was always pretty warm inside, and can be pretty fking loud outside.
Nvidia: I have ray tracing
AMD: We have waifus
"The card is strictly not good"
So basically what you're saying is that your waifu is trash?
Weaboos: *"NoW yOu LiStEn HeRe!!!"*
..420 likes. Nice.
"the waifu is hot, too hot"
Me: ohhh yeah
69 likes bro
That's hot, that's hot.
Not only was the waifu hot, but they had her sandwiched between two other cards at one point, and then the THICC was on top!
@@stcredzero Waifu on Red Dragon :D
juan jose guerrero hahaha
"The Waifu isn't very Thicc, and we are testing to see if she is hot" - Steve Burke 2019. I absolutely loved this video. I wish we had more meme cards here in the US.
Had to scroll too far to find this. I loved this video lmao
I agree, More meme cards
The best we got are 10 year old video cards that still used half naked ladies on the shrouds.
@@ccricers All we need is at least one 5700xt Not-hot Waifu edition in NA.
😂 😂 😂 Love it!
"The waifu card makes us uncomfortable"
We can hear that every time it is mentioned! xD
You missed the biggest issue with the card:
When it's mounted on the motherboard, the waifu is upside down from the user's point of view, and if mounted vertically, you can't see her at all. 0/10 for waifu fail.
tiladx came here to say this
not if you are reverse atx
actually the biggest issue is that this card has a waifu print on it...
isn't that a issue with every single gpu on that market
Unless you have a PCI-E extender cable
"The THICC is now on top of the Waifu"
*empties bank account*
this made my day xD
get one of each and do crossfire
i laughed out loud when he said this too
I was about to ask whether its Dave Lees reference but then I looked at date of yhe comment
gonna get wooshed for saying this but i believe 5700 and newer disabled crossfire
"The waifu is hot, too hot"
As both a weeb and a PC gamer I feel very conflicted about this...
So do I
So do i (2)
So do I (3)
So do I (4)
So do I (5)
“A small price to pay for waifu’s”
IT WAS WORTH IT!!!
I would actually buy it if the waifu wasn't up-side down
Relevant "bait for wenchmarks"
Never have I imagined that we would compare two video cards called “thicc” and “waifu”
You would've won against edison if you invented waifus instead.
The future is now, old man.
Nikola Tesla how about the thick waifu
@@madgaming69420 Climaxing Intensifies
Think I can crossfire them and have a "thicc-waifu"?
I bought two. Every man’s dreams to have twins in Crossfire.
Should've went with one WAIFU and one THICC.
If you comprehend what I'm suggesting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Johnny McLarren
alright I'm gonna have to request you understand the concept that sli is nvidia only and crossfire is it's counterpart from amd
rx 5700 doesnt have cf support lol
you need a harem of waifus
@@AudyRen having 1 THICC Waifu huh? I'll take 10.
"A hot case accompanying the Hot Waifu"
-Steve Burke, 2019
Yeston is the most cultured company in the whole industry.
It's China, so it *cultivates* culture.
This is the content I live for
"I should flip it the other way... we'll get demonetized" while having the exact same image on the box visible at the same time.
plausible deniawaifubility at its finest
This review is gold. "See how the waifu does and if it ends up on top" *"The waifu is too hot!"*
And "Waifu thermals" needs to be a new metric. Also, pretty sure there has to be a lot of crossover when it comes to tech enthusiasts, gamers, and anime viewers.
GN: We paid $700 for this joke card review.
Me: Disables adblock.
"The Waifu makes us uncomfortable"
"its probably time to take a closer look at the waifu"
"it's time for the waifu inspection"
"Its up to us to figure out whether the waifu is hot"
My favorite is the Thicc is now on top of the Waifu.
@@omegalugia9 Yuri is fine too. 😏👍🏾
Probably the only GPU that is gonna be mounted backplate towards sidepanel
"waifu is not thick..."
"determine whether the waifu is hot"
thats it. I need to start (saving for) a new build now.
* Thicc
and he say with a serious face 😂😂😂😂
@@JxcksonSF that's the thing... He said it off-camera. XD
"Let's see how the 5700 Waifu does and if it lands on top."
I don't get the fat love in west! I like slim waifus with curves in the right places, not skinny not fat, just SLIM RIGHT!
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "partner model".
Imao
"then we open up the Waifu for inspection" - I just can't
I can probably list half a dozen animes where this is a thing. Chobits, for starters.
"...and if it ends up on top"
There's more puns here than you can shake a katana at.
"I'm not sure who our audience is at this point, and i'm not going to ask"
Oh, c'mon, you have analytics
So to summarize:
Waifu is hot
The holes in Waifu are for show, not useful
With some padding, Waifu would transfer some of that hotness to her backside
Waifu has excess goo
Waifu is loud and whinny but not as loud as Lisa Su (reference)
Strangely Waifu would be LESS hot if she took her shroud off
If you are shallow and care about looks, Waifu is still expensive
Oh and you completely ignored the nonverbal clues from Waifu to to (un)screw her
Bruh
And that STOP sign must’ve been her......... virginity..... 🤭
made my day
Ll onl pl pl
2019: guy marries GPU
well, someone already married hatsune miku, so we're not that far off. the future is now!!!!!!!
Someone married a character from a DS game.
Probably got a divorce by now.
@@MuffinTastic thank u japanese person hopefully you can make a trish gpu
@@omdano6432 i want gyro GPU
@@macancibaduyut3167 I want a Ghiaccio gpu for the thermals
I can feel the pain in Steve's voice trying to take this card seriously.
It's a pity this card is a wash considering the CUTEPET was designed in an interesting style and was actually fairly priced and pretty decent.
“We will open up the waifu and inspect it” lmao.
This is so weird... It sounds like those cosplay porns. The one with real people. Not Hentai.
I like open up waifus and inspect them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
@@strohhuttv8848 thanks buzz killington
This Waifu isn't THICC but HOT - Steve, Gamers Nexus.
makes perfect sense, just replace but with and.
I am awaiting the official 2019 Gamers Nexus Waifu Tier List
You know Steve is into the ones with the least "obstructions" for "airflow".
@@En_Joshi-Godrez "open design", "penetration holes(for air)"?
This one goes to the bottom tier. She's hot but also noisy, whiny and gets screwed by four. She also has a lot of plastic on her body.
We need a kuudere card: quiet and cool, with a slender figure
"Waifu is hot"
I paused it and laughed for a few seconds then I continued
"Too hot"
Bursted into laughters and struggling to breath
"SUPPOSED TO BE HOT"
YOU DIED
14:36 "It was kinda fun card to look at"
Looks like he just lost over waifu
As this video goes on, I can actually *hear* Steve die inside a little more with each double entendre.
"So this waifu we see here is thicc, hot and makes a lot of noise.
Not a good GPU by any means, but definitely the best waifu for the money."
Worth clicking just to hear Steve painfully say waifu
You can hear his will to live slipping away every time he says it
"The waifu's thicc counterpart...." go on....
"It was kind of a fun card to look at."
Agreed!
Omg the puns are killing me
Cute Pet > All other GPU's
@Ross Martinez III Yeah, it doesn't really matter how old they get does it? My wife though the card was cute.
"A hot case accompanying the hot waifu would rapidly approach Tjmax"
oh baby you're really turning my gears with that language.
"A hot case accompanying the hot waifu would rapidly approach CLIMAX"
tj stands for touching my junk.
The waifu comes with a nickelback coldplate. Sorry, I just can’t respect her with musical taste like that.
"We can open up the Waifu for inspection"
Me: Vibe check
?
Missed opportunity to call the tear-down "stripping the waifu"
Swapping my 2080 ti strix for this Waifu card immediately.
"face it the other way, we'll get demonetized"
Waifu joke overload.
"Open up the waifu for inspection"? ^_-
"Putting the Waifu between two models"
"Which is mostly comprised of the Waifus screaming coil whine"
This was an entertaining watch
" ... our understanding is that waifus are supposed to be hot ..." hilarious. Comparing the waifu to its "thicc" counterpart, I don't remember laughing at a gpu review so hard.
I love how deadpan Tech Jesus delivers his lines. The fact that this is the steve version of a "bitwit lyle" video and you would only know it if you watch regularly makes it even more incredible. So good 😂
Every word dripped with: "fuck you guys for making me do this."
It was determined the Waifu is not thicc, is very hawt and the same as the other 5700xt in terms of performance
cute pet is still the best IMO
"I'm not going to ask, 'cuz I don't want to know."
LOL
"The Waifu is only screwed in by the usual four gpu screws" *giggles*
"open up the waifu for inspection" damn
I'm here just for waifu
Steve : She's hot
Me : I'm sold!
"If it ends up on top" Hot XD
This is beautiful this whole video. I love how uncomfortable Steve sounds saying "waifu" too 😂😂
Kudos for keeping a straight face during this thorough test of Waifu and all the puns
Me: That card looks pretty good, might pick it up
The Card: $500-$700
My Wallet:
Gonna sell my 5700xt for this
* Surprised Pikachu face *
you're telling me you didn't have to sell your wallet to buy it? damn
Generic Username ight ima head out
Really. If anyone is going to pay that much for a GPU. They should just get it with a customized shroud on it. After all. The shroud does little but add looks and some protection.
I'd rather given a choice to put something on the shroud than some black and red or black and green. Or some other basic color that has no style.
"The Waifu is uncomfortably hot"... intentional perhaps? Is that not how they are suppose to be?
Steve: The waifu is hot. Too hot.
Me: There's no such thing as too hot when it comes to waifus.
I love this video lol.
I would've never requested to review this product neither do I have any interest in it but seeing Steve (which I consider to be one of the most talented tech guys on RUclips) forced into this meme of a video is glorious!!!!
This entire review was amazing for so many reasons.
She just wants to keep your warm, that's all...or she's fuming with embarrassment because you're using her.
I'm sorry.
Finally. A graphics card that speaks to ME, personally.
it's not speaking, it's coil whining
Steve acting like he doesn't have a hentai folder hidden in his HDD
You mean the homework folder? 7u7
@@briandiaz1363 no, I mean the ''File'' folder with icon swapped to a blank file
Steve doesn't have HDD. Only SSD
@@martinzhang2226 for the sheer amount of hentai ssds are just too expensive
@@kruemel534 I'm sure Steve can afford it, I'm pretty sure of he makes a video about his hentai SSD NAS he will get sponsors. Or he already has one built. :')
I've been looking forward to this ever since I noticed that pink box in the HW News video last Saturday. 😁
funny how companies try to make cards scream "gaming!" but this is the type of stuff people really want lol
I love a Waifu with "loud screaming coilwhine"
Best card of 2019 I'm calling it now
Bold Prediction: This will be your most popular video ever
GN: Waifu card.
My Weeb ass: ooh
After watching: not really feeling it, she ain't giving off that crisp, sweet, pure "Ara Ara" energy.
Another amazingly detailed review. With that said...
I'm not going to lie, I came here for the comments, and you have not let me down. 😂
'given that the waifu can't beat the thicc'
Dear god.
EXTRA THICC
At this point I feel like demand was there for only two reasons, to see if Steve can actually stay serious throughout whole video and to see just how many memes can one make out of single video... :-D So I guess Waifu not thicc but hot. :-D
Now we need a doujin starring the Waifu, a Fatboy, and two Thicc dudes.
So glad I ended up clicking on this vid (been watching quite a few vids from the channel) and the comments quoting is so golden.
You live a cliche life inside a small bubble
"...not sure who our audience is at this point - I'm not going to ask, because I don't want to know" - Tech Jesus, 2019
4:08 lol "we just know that waifus are supposed to be hot" well dah
Waifus finally!
"If it ends up on Top" Yes, please. I need a waifu on top.
I almost spit out my drink laughing when Steve said "It was kind of a fun card to look at......... that was phrased poorly" 😂😂😂😂
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite meme on Gamers Nexus."
Makes me wonder when we'll get the inevitable "Tech RUclipsr Dating Sim". Do you go with a mainstream guy like MKBHD? A joker like Linus? GN Steve for no nonsense? HUB Steve for the accent? I don't need this to exist but I'm sure it's already in the works somewhere cause InTeRnEt.
You just have to ask the right person.
If you're Commander Shepard, why is your name Arthur Haugh? :P
You're the only waifu I need, Steve
So the Chinese like waifu's? I'm just utterly surprised that Japan isn't making any Waifu GPUs and selling them in Akihabara.
PC gaming isn't as popular in Japan as is in China.
Most Japanese PC gamers just buy prebuilts
@@mr.kenway4554 The enthusiast tier hardware market in Japan is quite active apparently. I see articles showing photos of long wait lines for ryzen 3950x in Japan and that apparently they are all sold out.
may i also add some perspective that i have heard of; apparently PC gaming in Japan are a bit more casual as you said and are looked down on a bit because there is a stereotype of some sort where majority of pc gamers in Japan are otakus who likes eroges haha (fyi eroges are basically interactive drawn porn with a basic narrative attached to it)
@@davidnguyen1622 Ryzen 3950X is sold out everywhere.
@@UltimateAlgorithm seems about right. I can imagine its just not the Japanese that did a long conga line for the cpu but just about everyone else as well. Better make some more chips then, AMD. Rake in the big bucks you deserve.
They did custom versions of some PC software, for example, Windows 8. With two anime girls as mascots, custom wallpapers and themes and especially, custom system sounds. Man, I love them so much that I am using them on every PC I came across.
I have wanted this review since I first saw the picture of this card, I ironically love it.
I would love to see more of these obscure parts. It's like a breath of fresh air in the current boring market. Instead of just a monochrome gamer-design with RGB it's something more unique and fun.
this review is actually great, i love it. its fun to watch Steve try to take it seriously with the jokes and innuendos, when you apply humanity to objects, normal terms turn into (un)fortunate phrasing. Idk if the scripting was intentional like that, but id like to see more like this with them leaning into the jokes, unsure who the most weeb or otaku member of GN is though. it also occurs to me as i almost hit comment, my current profile picture. ironic?
also the comment section for this video is gold
Now this is the quality content I come here for.
Everyone knows those hentai games and visual novels need a high powered graphics card.
How else do you plan to power ray traced boobs physics?
@@Poctyk not with this since it's not an RTX lol. SO you don't even get _that_
@@36424567254 >RTX cards are the only ones that can be used for ray tracing
Is this the power of Nvidia marketing?
@@Poctyk Well, there won't be any erogame or visual novel requiring ray tracing in the foreseeable future anyway.
@@frank7353 I don't know about that. Pretty sure the adult industry is how some technology evolves extra fast.
This is what happens when you listen to your Discord community for content ideas.
Epic, imho... Steve was trolled by teh dark side heehehehehe
Everything in this review is just....gold. My gutter mind doesn't even know where to start.
4:00
"The waifu is hot, too hot"
I know bro... that's why she became a waifu
We truely life in the dankest timeline.
jacket0708 we made it
Have we made it beyond the 1% Worldline?
Think about it history in 1900-1950s
(Intense battles and world changing events)
2019 be like :
"HOT THICC WAIFUS"