Gordon and GMan are the same person. Gordon has a speech impediment (perhaps severe stuttering) that he learnt to overcome by talking like that when he becomes GMan.
@@gsilva220 That made me think of a theory. We all know Gman isn’t possibly human. He may be some extra-universal being from another universe. Maybe Gordon is the Gman but the Gman is just a much older version of him. Idk just something I thought of.
Tbh, i didnt intend the pun. I was really impressed with the quality of the animation and dedication of the HL community. It was just today i realized the joke.
I’ve lost count to how many times I’ve watched this. I’ve shown it to friends, even people who don’t know the OG meme just love how ridiculous it is. Automatically one of my fav videos. Love how he shakes his head when he says “granny”
I love that brief pause and shock of surprise on gmans face when Dr. Kleiner says “Shut up!” Everyone he’s talked to is mortified of him but this bucko.
0:19 Not only is the animation great, but having a 2020 character model next to a 16-year-old character model is surreal. You really see how detailed in-game models have become.
Gonna be real, I love Kleiner in this animation! He's so expressive, especially at the beginning with the little smile he has before Gman talks to him or the little eye rolls he does... it's so detailed and i care for this animation deeply.
G-Man can discover the human art of roasting and experience it for the first time, and subsequently wins the argument despite having previously known nothing on the subject matter. This is why he's so powerful.
This happened after Gman lost his job.. he have no restrictions now.. you can't even begin to think of what he said to Breen.. the Advisors, the zombine (that Alyx made a joke about) and Magnusson. Bônus: This scene here happened after the supression field was destroyed and everyone was getting laid but Kleiner (and problably Magnusson)
![[SFM] Heart to Heart: A Half-Life 2 Ep2 Scene Remake](/img/1.gif)
Thanks for 100k views! If you have any suggestions on what I should animate just leave em here!
Animate "Gman tells a joke" please
G-Man would never act like this what did you do to him
Gman explaining to Gordan what CBT is
anything that comes to mind, just like this video lol its really fkn good
Maybe a scene from the “Half Life but the AI is self aware” series, only if you watched the show, of course.
The crazed look on his face with “Bitch” makes it even better
It's pretty terrifying
Cant stop laughing at this
My favorite part
"That's why your granny aint got no knees! *Betch."*
LMAOOO I KNOW RIGHT
That sassy-ass sway when he hits him with the “Yo Granny.”
yo fr
Amazing
That part of the homunculus of beauty is what swayed me the most, bitte!
hahahahhahah
The difference in quality between the two models only makes this better
@Zesty Zucc 1080P vs 4K
@Zesty Zucc nah those models are 1080p
They stole this animation
That's why your shoes raggedy
Yep
2004 vs 2020
thats why gordon is silent, gman roasted him so hard he didnt want to talk anymore
E
I want to have a 1 second clip of gman going “bitch”
Gordon and GMan are the same person. Gordon has a speech impediment (perhaps severe stuttering) that he learnt to overcome by talking like that when he becomes GMan.
@@gsilva220 That made me think of a theory. We all know Gman isn’t possibly human. He may be some extra-universal being from another universe. Maybe Gordon is the Gman but the Gman is just a much older version of him. Idk just something I thought of.
You should be GONE
Kleiner: That's why your shoes raggedy!
Shoes: **are higher quality than Kleiner entirely**
Kleiner source two when
*Increase quality of Kleiner when*
hello there gibby
i've found you yet again
@@Awfulfeature oh I think there is a leftover model of him in half life alyx in hd.
Gman's shoes alone probably have more polygons than the entirety of kleiner.
Scientist: skin is 144p
Gman: you can see his individual pores
But do the pores stretch?
@@Johnny-rx4hs oh, they stretch...
@Johnny 5 Are they inflexible? I disagree.
kleiner was ported from source 1, gman is from source 2
@@DJAultric k
That's why Half Life exists
This is gold
Quake.
Tbh, i didnt intend the pun. I was really impressed with the quality of the animation and dedication of the HL community.
It was just today i realized the joke.
@@keldricharts accidental puns are the best puns
I'm crying LMAO
Falbert ALBUS We were all sad men before we watched this.
Kleiner’s oddly boneless miserable rocking is almost hypnotic.
Yes I'd like a boneless Kleiner and a 2 liter coke
I need a 1 hour version of it
@@officerminiwheats B o n e l e s s P i z z a
@@austinligid9626 ᵇᵒⁿᵉˡᵉˢˢ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
Oooo
The G in G-man stands for gangster.
Jokes aside I’m sure it’s Garry? Rite?
Gangster man. Heh
Also what kinda name is Garry man
@@foxeon6496 Garry Man lmao
@Unity THE HANDS OF A GOVERNMENT MAN
@@Arturopakastur top 10 extraordinary conversations.
hearing g-man say "bitch" is one of the most threatening things ever
I got word of a settlement that needs your help
@@JacktheDJinkling "You dare use my own Spells against me?"
B i t c h
Preston, in all my time playing fallout 4. You made me defend settlements for no reason. And I hated it, 0:29
@@banana0281 I work with him, anyways, a settlement needs your help, here, I mark it on your map
Knowing G-Man, he actually murdered Kleiner’s mother for this insult.
and removed his grandmother's kneecaps
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 wait, G-man is Italian?
@@mrhalfwit972 Did you just do what I think you did?
@@alexanderwamsley5846 yes
prepare for unforeseen consequences
I love how you made gman look like hes having a hard time stringing up insults its perfect
666th like.
That's why your shoes raggedy.
@a smile a day keeps the doctor away Can you not
Wait i know you...... There is no mistake you are a wanted man and its time to pay for crimes!!!
@@kingm8780 how about i give you 30 gold to fuck of
"In her casket", showing a cardboard box. I died.
So is mama
Drooggy die Katze that's golden
'EVERY EACH ONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT TO YOUR MAMA IN A BOX! '
一派胡言 rest in piece, Rick May
Which is a Kek because there is like 3 tombstone models and many other things that calculus pass as a casket in source.
i'm dead, you made by day
hey ulandos, what ever happened to the minecraft avp series?
Just like yo mom
@@kap6457 💀
What kinda shoes you got in your coffin?
I'm your 300th liker here and bye.
G-Man looks like he's been holding in that roast since Black Mesa
I love the smile G-man has before he drops the roast.
I was so badly hoping he would have one and I was pleasantly surprised
Only one where Kleiner survived and that's on a Combine raid
He was waiting for this moment
*Insults Shoes*
G-Man: Aight you’ve gone too far...
LoL
It costs 400000 dollars to wear those shoes for 12 seconds.
Dark n' edgy boi Nice reference
it cost 42 dollars to wear this shoe for getting roasted
He polished those shoes for ten minutes to make them perfect for work and this man thINKS-
This is why Gordon Freeman never talks.
Yeah, cuz if he talked back to Gman he'd get roasted the fuck out of
*BOOM*
This comment should be freaking pinned.
666 likes
“If your mother was alive, she would be proud of you, son.”
"My mother's 𝒹ₑaᵈ?"
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 always has been...
colonel cue would be proud
Alyx:”that’s why your shoes raggedy”
Combine advisor:”that’s why your papa dead”
Lol
Dead as hell
@@ifitsnotbrokedontfixit24435 What kinda shoe he got on...
In his casket?
@@williamd2989 *shoe (singular)
@@borisalmishev5052 @William D had it right.
The "she can't pray to Jesus" line hits me hard every time.
I would beg for death, but Jesus can't hear me without my knees.
G-Man crossing his fingers like he knows he's talking to a dead man walking despite being barely able to string a whole sentence...
The faint smile after makes it so much better after that first part
I love the difference in quality between G-Man and Kleiner's models
Rise and shine Dr Freeman,wake up and smell the polygons
Marowak Marowaks VR really does something to a nigga...
kyle the what he said was pretty clear
@kyle the yeah nigga
@kyle the and you did too.
I’ve lost count to how many times I’ve watched this. I’ve shown it to friends, even people who don’t know the OG meme just love how ridiculous it is. Automatically one of my fav videos. Love how he shakes his head when he says “granny”
0:15 that was literally unforseen consequences
0:13 he looks so ready to roast him like he was holding that in his pocket all week
He was so excited he skipped "is" in the phrase "That's why your mama is dead"
THIS COMMENT GOT ME WHEEZING
“the time has come”
Time, Dr.Kleiner? Is it really that time again?
Lol
"Now, listen carefully my dear..."
"Shut up!"
*bewilderment*
Nick: you shut up!
Nah
@@KennytheFennekin2021 that's why yo shoes raggedy
“:0 ... >:0 “
@@asswipe8062 Thats why you aint in smash
I like how almost every comment here has been hearted.
u gun hart em 2
Mine hasn't and will never be, I will make sure of it
small youtubers just do that for some reason
@@africa7851 i use it because it feels nice its also easier to signal that you saw that comment than replying
0:24 nice box
casket XD
mama's casket
It’s his mama’s.
bruh when the scientists' jaw drops with the instagram "thud" sound effect had me crying for 10 minutes
certified HEV Mark IV moment
Welcome to hev bruh 5 protection system
@@goxy287 Attention ground units. Numerous bruh moments reported in this community. Code: lock, cauterize, stabilize.
Certified Mug moment
Official certified very safe day moment
Unfunny Humor certified major fracture moment
The wrong shoes at the right place can make all the difference
@You are Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am your weapon. so, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... find the shoe store.
@@jockeyfield1954 i can't breathe
@@jockeyfield1954 you comedian what the fuck
bro im weak
He burned Kleiner so hard he made him ashes for Gordon to smell.
this is overshadowed by everything else happening in the vid but i like the little pout kleiner does after saying shut up
Just with gman's hand and body movements, you can really tell a lot of time was put into this.
Roasted and toasted.
That was fucking delicious, eggs on toast.
And posted on facebook.
Matarael, Angel of Rain Nice one.
Alternate title: You insult G-man but he insults you back ASMR
*Pisses off G-man*
G-man: prepare for unforessen ownage
0:30 highest quality fetal roll I've ever seen.
Mainstream cartoons don't do that.
Actual human actors don't do that.
But you did!
His peepee even come out
Wtf
No it dont
ha! made you look
@@Janfon1 bro u replied on a alt btw
Eventually the scientist stopped thinking.
"shut up, Dr. Breen"
"you shut up, Alyx"
"thats why yo shoes raggedy"
"that's why yo papa dead"
"dead as hell"
"what shoes he got on in his casket?"
Wouldn’t it technically be “what shoe does he have on in his casket”? I mean, he did lose a leg to a bull squid lol
Damn that voice acting is so on point, it sounds exactly like Gman
I wonder if it is his voice actor?
The person doing the voice for gman in this video is probably Japanese bush baby, so go check him out.
@@colinwinslow8636 it is it says in the description
@@empress9554 You can't be serious
@@SirKolass yup pretty sure he did do gman
Now we know what G-Man was doing behind that glass in HL1 - he wasn’t talking to the scientist, he was roasting him.
Seeing the G Man do this is *beyond* cursed.
*blursed
I love that brief pause and shock of surprise on gmans face when Dr. Kleiner says “Shut up!” Everyone he’s talked to is mortified of him but this bucko.
But then for that, G-Man legit roasted the hell out of him, enough to make him curl up into the fetal position.
The reason Barney never mentioned g-man is because he is too much scared of g-man's sick ass roasts
Why does it cut off at
"She can't pray to *Jeasus*"
I feel like GMan terrorizes this scientist further for at least a minute
Cus the scientist doesn't have a child to make fun of
0:19 Not only is the animation great, but having a 2020 character model next to a 16-year-old character model is surreal. You really see how detailed in-game models have become.
Fr
the intensity in his face when he says "bitch" is amazing
He sounds like he has no clue what he's saying, yet what he's saying can only come from someone who has an iq above at least 724
Gonna be real, I love Kleiner in this animation! He's so expressive, especially at the beginning with the little smile he has before Gman talks to him or the little eye rolls he does... it's so detailed and i care for this animation deeply.
Im crying rn Gman would never do this.
Yes, but you don't just insult his shoes like that!
When you can't live a Full Life, all you have is a Half Life. The G Man causes this Half Life, obviously.
His facial expression when he says “bitc” always kills me
_"in her casket"_
*[Shows box]*
0:18 That facial expression is the one thing that keeps me coming back to this video.
The lack and simultaneous large amount of expression from both of them makes the video perfect
0:14 top 10 scariest moment before disaster
They stole this animation
@@pikachuever how?
The animation as he's rocking back and forth KILLED me. I am literally in the box with Kleiner's mama.
What shoes she got on in her casket
words cannot express how much i love this video.
G-Man can discover the human art of roasting and experience it for the first time, and subsequently wins the argument despite having previously known nothing on the subject matter.
This is why he's so powerful.
This is a certified Borealis moment
My lungs have ceased to exist from watching this.
0:30 When he said "Nnnn Ueh Ooh" I felt that
Okay, when he said "She can't pray to Jesus", I started laughing so hard, I couldn't even hear my cat breaking my favourite mug. R.I.P.
I've watched this like 25 times and the slow pan up with Gman clasping his hands together for the roast still makes me laugh
The way he says "thats why yo shoes ragedy" Lmao
i love g-man's smug grin as he's about to end kleiner's whole career
The "dead as hell" part really gets me
love how when gman talks about the casket it just shows a regular ass cardboard box
that shit is too funny
That Half-Life 2 model holds up surprisingly well.
I love that he does the sims joke animation
"She can't pray to Je-sus."
YE SUS
That part played RIGHT when I read that
I like how he looks directly at Kleiner like hes boutta end this man's whole career
Gman after discovering the power of memes.
I think G-Man did this when gordon and alyx was in nova prospekt.
Lessons learned, dont get salty ass over programming like Dr.kleiner here
that's probably why gordon doesn't respond to anything, he might get roasted to shit xd
I love that this is valve quality animation just for a joke.
Literally
I truly appreciate those animations at the very end
I love how G-man looks insecure when he is told to shut up to then start to rost bold guy scientst.
thats kleiner
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 I love how Kleiner looks insecure when he is told to shut up to then start to rost bold guy scientist.
@@capscaps04 best roast ever
He “nudged” his mother into the casket
This happened after Gman lost his job.. he have no restrictions now.. you can't even begin to think of what he said to Breen.. the Advisors, the zombine (that Alyx made a joke about) and Magnusson. Bônus: This scene here happened after the supression field was destroyed and everyone was getting laid but Kleiner (and problably Magnusson)
Why do you think he had that headcrab de-fanged?
@@XJ0461C that headcrussy hit different
I just love the literal 16 year gap in graphics between these two characters.
This is my favorite video on the internet, and I will continue to watch it every time it shows up.
0:26 I absolutely love how he moves
E
I'm so glad this was made.
Kleiner crying in a ball while gman monologues is the best
“She can’t pray to Jesus” Kills me every time 😭😂
The way G-Man speaks just makes it really cursed
Alternative title: Gman disses Kleiners entire bloodline.
The only thing that was missing was The GMan fixing his tie before the big roast
Not even an HEV suit could protect from such a roast
I love the pan up to G man's smile. He knows he's about to body this fool for making a big mistake.
nothing can replicate the indescribable sadness i felt as Kleiner was rocking on the floor
The difference in quality between Kleiner and Gman's models alone cracks me up
And thus this video had beaten the “heavy is dead” trend and became its own meme for about 3 months
I don’t care what universe you’re from and the combine has enslaved
that’s gotta hurt
Top 10 people that eminem is afraid to diss
I like how g man gives him a smile like he has been waiting for this moment his whole life