no our society teaches us that whining and complaining is weak, nobody cares that you shed some tears if a puppy gets run over by a mail truck or their girlfriend leaves them
Can’t believe Bill Burr has been the most helpful person in getting over my breakup, but really appreciate it. Top-5 things that helped me: 1) You have to remember your life before them. So easy to get caught up in thinking about what you’re “missing” without them now that it is easy to forget that you didn’t always need them. 2) It’s going to hurt like hell and you need to feel/confront it and CRY. Talk to your friends. Admit that you’re hurting. It helps to know you aren’t alone and people are there. 3) Do little things/activities as you’re able to to start building towards bigger things like going to the gym, etc. And take those little things as wins. Get your laundry done. Do the dishes. Go for a walk. 4) Don’t put your ex on a pedestal. You obviously think/thought they were amazing or you wouldn’t be hurting, but they aren’t perfect. Nobody is. Acknowledging this helps you to avoid the “there’s no one like her/him/them” out there for me. There is. It’s just hard to see because you thought so highly of the ex. 5) Go out. Even if you aren’t actively going up to people to talk to, it shows you life still goes on. There are plenty of people out there that you’ll find attractive and slowly you’ll start to see that. Time is the biggest healer, but these tips in particular were super helpful for me. Thanks, Bill
3:17 "Just cry like a human being" As I cry listening to Bill hear say that. Man.. feeling like Bill is giving me the fatherly advice I never got to have as a kid or even a teen. My dad was simply a clueless twit who shuttered and ran away if anything required work. If l had a problem is was "Oh well I dunno. What do you want me to do about it?" Oh l dunno.. anything at all to give me some advice or even someone to listen to? Oh sorry wouldn't want to disturb your daily tv watching... Anyway rant over. Thanks for letting me hear that.
Junokaii so odd, I’m in the same boat. Dad wasn’t around and I feel my teen years would have been better with a little fatherly advice when it came to the ladies. A real father is important in a family.
Cried like "a fucking bitch". No. I cried like strong man, strong enough to yield when the time calls for it. I now feel strong as fuck and going out to train like the fucking monster I am and deserve to be.
well I don't even think twice when I hear a boston accent because it's my home town. But since you brought it up I looked it up and he's from canton ma. right down the road.
I don't feel so bad now that it's only been 2 months for me. I look back at how it was avoidable and she was justified. I just didn't know how to break through and talk to her. After 3 years and liking so many aspects of someone the prospects of other women seem lackluster to an extent. You probably shouldn't compare but it's just natural.
Guys understand that crying is healthy sometimes. Girls are telling us the same thing until we actually do, then its time to man up and put your big boy pants on.
The rule of half plus 7. In this example you are 50 years old, Go half(25) plus 7 = you can date 32 year olds without being creepy. It works for 18 year olds and 95 year olds.
"say some thing witty while you got your hand on her thwaa (the last word was inaudible I'm assuming some body part on the girl, breast/thigh/vagina? lol)
Bill: If your making money at 50 you can probably still get a hot 34 year old. Me: Yeah, makes sense... I guess? Bill: I wouldn't go any younger... you know... Me: Like...for ethical reasons? Bill: Cos you gotta think by the time your 60 shes 44 Me: But what does that mean anyway? I still dont get if its just wrong to be 50 and fucking college girls. Bill: Shes 44 she can still hang in there for that Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHERE HAS THIS GONE? Bill: Then ya keep plowing her in the bedroom for 5 more years and YA GOT HER! Me: WHAT? This is getting more and more complex by the second Bill: You go any younger and shes got options, shell leave ya Me: Amen brother it do be like that. We got there Bill, we always get there.
it's just hard to believe guys sometimes when they say things like "I've been tryin to get over her by bangin other chicks" - kid sounds way young and like he's trying to sound overly cool cuz he thinks he's a douche himself for having these feelings.. He's more than likely sitting at home writing this email, somebody out banging like he puts it wouldn't bother
You'd be surprised. That's exactly what I did after my first relationship ended. I fucked a bunch of girls to try and get over her but it didn't change how I felt much. Time is the only true healer.
"ok dude, how is someone braindead and boring And out of your league?" -saved my day and probably my life, thx
Bill Burr, the voice of common sense.
Yes. He's fucking genius.
Fuck yeah I laugh out loud while he reminds me of who I am
Yah and u riding his sack is hilarious
Bill is a genius. Our society teaches men that we are weak if we show emotion like crying..which is a load of crap. Crying is therapeutic.
+Zeds Dead Baby just remember not to show it to women. to yourself only. Women despise men who cry. Can tell you that from experience.
Arron Carter it takes a big man to cry. it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
no our society teaches us that whining and complaining is weak, nobody cares that you shed some tears if a puppy gets run over by a mail truck or their girlfriend leaves them
Can’t believe Bill Burr has been the most helpful person in getting over my breakup, but really appreciate it. Top-5 things that helped me:
1) You have to remember your life before them. So easy to get caught up in thinking about what you’re “missing” without them now that it is easy to forget that you didn’t always need them.
2) It’s going to hurt like hell and you need to feel/confront it and CRY. Talk to your friends. Admit that you’re hurting. It helps to know you aren’t alone and people are there.
3) Do little things/activities as you’re able to to start building towards bigger things like going to the gym, etc. And take those little things as wins. Get your laundry done. Do the dishes. Go for a walk.
4) Don’t put your ex on a pedestal. You obviously think/thought they were amazing or you wouldn’t be hurting, but they aren’t perfect. Nobody is. Acknowledging this helps you to avoid the “there’s no one like her/him/them” out there for me. There is. It’s just hard to see because you thought so highly of the ex.
5) Go out. Even if you aren’t actively going up to people to talk to, it shows you life still goes on. There are plenty of people out there that you’ll find attractive and slowly you’ll start to see that.
Time is the biggest healer, but these tips in particular were super helpful for me. Thanks, Bill
Bill Burr explains that it's okay for men to cry, because we are human beings.
Jesus, this guy is a fucking genius. Anybody else on a Bill Burr marathan?
3:17 "Just cry like a human being"
As I cry listening to Bill hear say that.
Man.. feeling like Bill is giving me the fatherly advice I never got to have as a kid or even a teen.
My dad was simply a clueless twit who shuttered and ran away if anything required work. If l had a problem is was "Oh well I dunno. What do you want me to do about it?" Oh l dunno.. anything at all to give me some advice or even someone to listen to? Oh sorry wouldn't want to disturb your daily tv watching...
Anyway rant over. Thanks for letting me hear that.
Junokaii so odd, I’m in the same boat. Dad wasn’t around and I feel my teen years would have been better with a little fatherly advice when it came to the ladies.
A real father is important in a family.
Not a rant but ok
Dude, we lived the same life
i can relate
@Gooch sad but true
This one hit close to home
Same.
Yup
If you live life, eventually it will
Wit ya haaaaaand on er claaaaam!!!!!!!!!!
"Platoon-take the pain" lol
"platoon - take the pain". Best advice ever
Cried like "a fucking bitch". No. I cried like strong man, strong enough to yield when the time calls for it. I now feel strong as fuck and going out to train like the fucking monster I am and deserve to be.
Hells to the fuck yeah. Keep at it, man.
hahaha "stick and move"
Broke up with my girl 2 days ago, really care about her but just not in love anymore..listening to this in loop
Its ok buddy its like bill said just cry like a human being
Rat Man feeling 10x better already, thank you bill
God i love this type of accent, its so perfect for a comedian :)
Dude in the words of the great Sean Connery
"50 no's then a yesh.....means yesh!"
"It's like fucking Iraq, if we just did it right the first time we wouldn't have to go back for the second time, you know"
loool! "go get yourself a bowl of fruit loops!" lool!
Bill is a secret sweetheart.
Lol needed to hear this thank you Bill Burr! Need to see another one of your standups!
this is not only hilarious but also amazing advice
"Howdy, Bill, go fuck yourself, alright . . .|
LMAO, I love how he just breezes past it.
Patrice said:
"Stop making sex so important...Stop selling off all your soul for some ass."
-unmasked with ron bennington
Take the pain!!!
just sit down and have a good cry! you know?! lol
Man, I love this guy
Soooo much truth.
I'm gonna go get myself a bowl of fruit loops.
"Have a good cry".
LOL!!
well I don't even think twice when I hear a boston accent because it's my home town. But since you brought it up I looked it up and he's from canton ma. right down the road.
I had never heard of Leykis before thanks for the heads up!
This is hitting very close to home....
I don't feel so bad now that it's only been 2 months for me. I look back at how it was avoidable and she was justified. I just didn't know how to break through and talk to her. After 3 years and liking so many aspects of someone the prospects of other women seem lackluster to an extent. You probably shouldn't compare but it's just natural.
This should have 200 million views
PREACH!
Dude your a blessing
1:12 ol billy spaghettios
This is great!
Guys understand that crying is healthy sometimes. Girls are telling us the same thing until we actually do, then its time to man up and put your big boy pants on.
bill is the fucking man! HILARIOUS and GIVES GREAT ADVICE!!!!!
COUGAR HUNTING!!! DO IT!!!
This really helps
Great shit as always PBB
I thought this video was going to be about moving abroad and making it. But it was A Broad
The iraq thing at the end got me good
The rule of half plus 7. In this example you are 50 years old, Go half(25) plus 7 = you can date 32 year olds without being creepy. It works for 18 year olds and 95 year olds.
...read the hunger games? That was out of nowhere
Idk if it's because I'm high as shit, but his advice about dumb practice hot girls makes so much sense
"gotta remember how to be single again; 'I read the hunger games books' " LMAO
Bill Burr sent me here.
billy boi!
Followed by some FRUIT LOOPS! haha this guys funny
Getting over a broad? I usually go by plane
WHOOOOOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
fucking cry do it.....fucking cry - Bill Burr
1:20
Hi everybody. Can anybody explain what is Bill saying on 01:18-01:21, after saying " having balls over there to walk up "
+Фарид Гасанов He meant ¨You're gonna have the courage to deal with her"
"say some thing witty while you got your hand on her thwaa (the last word was inaudible I'm assuming some body part on the girl, breast/thigh/vagina? lol)
I believe he said "say something witty while you've got your hand on her CLAM!"
Getting over a "Braud"
1:18 XD
what does that mean ?
LOFL-Guys need to grow a set.
I don't really want to marry a super hot woman. I'd rather just not get married
Bill: If your making money at 50 you can probably still get a hot 34 year old.
Me: Yeah, makes sense... I guess?
Bill: I wouldn't go any younger... you know...
Me: Like...for ethical reasons?
Bill: Cos you gotta think by the time your 60 shes 44
Me: But what does that mean anyway? I still dont get if its just wrong to be 50 and fucking college girls.
Bill: Shes 44 she can still hang in there for that
Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHERE HAS THIS GONE?
Bill: Then ya keep plowing her in the bedroom for 5 more years and YA GOT HER!
Me: WHAT? This is getting more and more complex by the second
Bill: You go any younger and shes got options, shell leave ya
Me: Amen brother it do be like that. We got there Bill, we always get there.
just once ? or is there some sort of limit ?
You need to get over a broad check out The Beige Phillip Show with Dante Nero
how do you write in??
Email -- bill@themmpodcast.com
+MMPC thanks!! I found it on the bill burr website. sent in my email already the title is NEED ADVICE: seeing Ex before she gets married
Bill Burr - The Male Oprah
Broprah, people who call Rogan this are cunts, bill is the real one.
just terrified me of the age 34
This is good advice but the drunk text it all goes out the window.
#oneitis
Broadsssss
Man what a great guy, just fuckin' cry and then put your face on haha. Really though, cliche manliness is annoying and self-destructive at times
Dark noise in white talk, but yes good day Mikey. Only if your legs lucky were FUCKING thick and Nephy built. MY MY MY GOD, MINE. Does he exist?
LOL
it's just hard to believe guys sometimes when they say things like "I've been tryin to get over her by bangin other chicks" - kid sounds way young and like he's trying to sound overly cool cuz he thinks he's a douche himself for having these feelings.. He's more than likely sitting at home writing this email, somebody out banging like he puts it wouldn't bother
You'd be surprised. That's exactly what I did after my first relationship ended. I fucked a bunch of girls to try and get over her but it didn't change how I felt much. Time is the only true healer.
men, secure your future and get a good career, not a job career. women will fall into place after that
xD
If his ex is so great why dump her?