I can confirm that these methods work well I was once a babysitter and I used all of the methods my personal favorite was the oppsie daisy because it worked so quickly I ended up getting fired and I’m not sure why but overall rate these methods 10/10
Ikr I used that to make my little brother fall asleep, but he never woke up🤔 and everyone was so mad at me🙄 like how is that my fault if he enjoyed the sleep so much he decided not to wake up ever again😤. Ugh. Talk about overreacting 😒☹️
I can confirm that these steps are very useful, I used it on my 6 year old brother and it was the "Infant Baptism", he went to sleep right away! Although, I was brought to the Adoption center a day later. Not sure why. I'm sure my parents just couldn't handle how good I am at this stuff!
I have been looking for a video that will actually make my baby fall asleep for some reason my kid wont wake up... oh well at least they are asleep. Thanks for these tips!
omg I thought I was the only one I did this to my baby brother and he didn’t wake up for days and then suddenly my parents put him in a brown long box dunno why but I can also confirm all these steps work very well-
Ngl, i thought I was the only who had mishandled the 'baby mannequin' deliberately and would feel bad about my past behaviour... But he proved me wrong 😅😅
Eow these were pretty good tips. I used these all the time and they always worked! These methods are great for getting a baby into sleepy time. For some reason, police car sorens are outside and baing on my door always when I started using these methods, but don't worry, I have a titanium door. Anyways thanks for the tip Asian guy. 5 star review :)
My personal favourites are: The Yeet: Similar to the Cowboy, but just try to throw the baby to the other side of the room. Reason: You can let your baby fly as they fall asleep. THAT'S how they become Tinkerbell! Besides, you can get a good workout. The Witch: Turn on the stove fire, and gently place the baby into the fire. They might cry a little, but soon they'll be sleeping soundly. Reason: You can educate your child about the witch trials, an essential part of history, and get a good dinner (for that night at least). The Worm: Take your baby into the garden or closest outdoor area, and let them take in the sunshine, rain, snow or whatever weather there happens to be at that moment. Put your baby down and dig a hole big enough o fit the child. Place them into the hole and cover them completely. It doesn't work as quickly as the other two, but it will make them fall asleep. Reason: Have you ever noticed that your baby loves being outside, and exploring nature? Using this method, let your baby make friends with the worms underground, letting their curiosity grow! These methods are 100% guaranteed to make your child fall asleep!
How to put your baby to sleep : Step 1 : oopsy daisy *Slams the baby* Step 2 : dallas cowboys *Spins the baby* Step 3 : Infant baptism *Hang the baby upside down* "The baby Will definitely meet the jesus......will it wake up..NO does it go to sleep...YES" 🙂
i use to be a babysitter before, i did ALL of these steps 100% the same and it all worked!! the baby was just sleeping!! it wasn't breathing tho..BUT IT WAS STILL ALIVE IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! when the parents came back home, i set a grave for the baby, the parents somehow slaped and kicked me out, firing me giving me one bucks saying i did bad?? like huh?? i did all of the steps and made the baby sleep!! but againnnnn i rate these a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 it is worth to try on a baby, or a kid it will help you out when they rage quit while playing roblox tower of hell also. you will not be bother and wipe out with raging noises in your house anymore so follow these steps!!!
Thanks, this really helped, my son would never fall asleep But I think he overslept a bit, it’s been 8 weeks Edit(again): omg thx he’s been asleep for a 3 months now, you made him have such a nice sleep, he doesn’t even breath!
My favorite was the dallas cowboys 0:48 because it’s just perfect and you trick the child by kissing it then giving it a little swing and it also won’t ever cry again! (I would probably throw the baby after I swing it a bit so it goes yeeting across the room)
"Hi, I'm Korean, and in the words of Addison Rae, I'm not even Asian, which means I'm built different..." I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Bruh when he said that I like audibly anime gasped😂😂I was not expecting that
Who's Addison Rae?
@@ItachiUchiha-bi4if a stupid tiktoker who thought korea wasnt in asia
@@ficosmedellin1492 well you didn't need to say stupid, tiktoker was enough to understand.😂
@@ItachiUchiha-bi4if yea they're all stupid...
I love how calm he is during the entire thing.
Yeah, he must've had to retape that a bunch of times because it must've been extremely difficult to keep from just laughing his ass off
1. Don't try this at home 😅
2. Where were you 5 years ago when I needed this? 🤣
3. Regards from Greece
From Ελλάδα
If it’s your baby doll then try it!You can break its skull without killing it because it’s a doll
Thank you so much this helped a lot my little sister never sleeps and now she is sleeping for ever.
ah yes, Insomnia can do that but if you give her a little over dose on her medication she'll fall right asleep
I realized she was dead. But for anyone else, do that.
Cool
Hahahahhaha
#3 hahahhahahaha! We really want the baby to meet Jesus
did he just say intentionally smashing the baby's head down, when your wife is not looking?
I'm wheezing 😂😂😂💀
Yes, in fact, he did
I can confirm that these methods work well I was once a babysitter and I used all of the methods my personal favorite was the oppsie daisy because it worked so quickly I ended up getting fired and I’m not sure why but overall rate these methods 10/10
Ikr I used that to make my little brother fall asleep, but he never woke up🤔 and everyone was so mad at me🙄 like how is that my fault if he enjoyed the sleep so much he decided not to wake up ever again😤. Ugh. Talk about overreacting 😒☹️
l even used the infant baptimism method for him😥. He struggling so hard but to make sure he saw Jesus I tried my best yet no one appreciated me
I just shoot the baby and then give it a chug jug
@@sleepylean306
I legit thought your comment was 9 years ago
@@phantomsinthemist fr so relatable 🙄
I just love the way he puts soft music in the background, teaching creepy things with a calm and serious expression. 😂😂😂
I can confirm that these steps are very useful, I used it on my 6 year old brother and it was the "Infant Baptism", he went to sleep right away! Although, I was brought to the Adoption center a day later. Not sure why. I'm sure my parents just couldn't handle how good I am at this stuff!
Uhh
@@Cloud-jz5zx ☺️☺️
I bet after they brought you there their last words was "we are just going to get some milk in the grocery store"😊
@@Miko-miko000 omg! You must be so smart! That's exactly what they said, although they haven't come back for two months...😞😞
@@nai6015 it’s all good they just probably knew that you were too good for them.
Josh: So the question is, will the baby wake up? No.
Wife when she comes back: 👁👄👁
Is his name even josh? How do you know that?
@@amritaaarti368 yes his name is josh
I have been looking for a video that will actually make my baby fall asleep for some reason my kid wont wake up... oh well at least they are asleep. Thanks for these tips!
omg I thought I was the only one I did this to my baby brother and he didn’t wake up for days and then suddenly my parents put him in a brown long box dunno why but I can also confirm all these steps work very well-
@@user-vh4ms7mb3n oh wow! that happened with me too, but with my baby sister. idk why they did it too-
@@indeedical26 probably bathing him or sumn- 🤷🏼♀️
@@user-vh4ms7mb3n yeah maybe idk
The baby died
Man... I love dark humor. I've been laughing for..10 minutes now
sameeeeeeee
Same
This is the epitome of "deliciously dark", made all the more funny because it's so rare.
"Will the baby wake up? Uh, no. But did it go to sleep? Yes, absolutely!" LMAOOOO HAD ME CHOKING WHEN I"M DRINKINGGGG X"D
When I heard baptism, I was done 😂😂
watching this vid like 100 times...still I cant stop laughing and being habit of saying "oopsy daisy all the time tf-🤣
Met u on Omegle and u sent me to this. Quite happy I went on Omegle today.🤣🤣🤣
I met him in Omegle too😭had me dead asf
lmao same i was so shy :/
wait does he still go to omegel and like how tf did u meet him like any key terms?
Y'all lucky ppl met some wise man
Lucky I don’t even get to use Omegle in my country
Such a father material you are!❤️❤️
Mom: Honey, meet your new babysitter
Josh Song: hi! um..I'm Josh, and-
Me being a baby: NOPE!
1:23 had me dying of laughter 🤣
(The question is will the baby wake up) “No”
I’m watching this video while my baby sister is sleeping on my arms, and the moment she heard these tips, she started crying qwq
She was like "Don't even think about it, shitster! I'll tell mom"
I'm watching this video while my babysitter is sleeping in my arms
My heart broke when he got it on the table.
This video is sick, isn't it?
Not funny
My baby has not been awake for 4 months it's beautiful
Congratulations ❤
😆
Does your baby smell kinda funny?
That's the beauty of it 😂😂
I'm gonna wake your baby up
Ngl, i thought I was the only who had mishandled the 'baby mannequin' deliberately and would feel bad about my past behaviour... But he proved me wrong 😅😅
Gorgeous . Perfect lighting. Perfec🤣
Yes this works very well. My sister has never gotten more sleep! Thanks!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING- NO 🤣🤣🤣
1:05 LMAO HELP…
I CAN’T BREATHE THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS
"You really want your baby to meet Jesus". I CANT IM DYING😂😂
That “yeehaw” sent me straight back to toy story
I laughed when u first dropped the baby
Eow these were pretty good tips. I used these all the time and they always worked! These methods are great for getting a baby into sleepy time. For some reason, police car sorens are outside and baing on my door always when I started using these methods, but don't worry, I have a titanium door. Anyways thanks for the tip Asian guy.
5 star review :)
Father of the year! Thanks for sharing these tips
Omg the skull breaking method worked now I'm the only child
Soooo funny!!! I love this guy's delivery 🤣
OH GOD IMAGINE TRYING TO SEARCH GOW TO UP BABY TO SLEEP AND SEEING THIS😂😂😂
“Just go YEE HAWW”
😂👍✨💎🦋
You really decided to put the 'hot' in psychotic
I tried this on my sister she is sleeping for 3 days now shes so relaxed
Years of shaken baby awareness classes down the baby baptismal drain...
This is the most helpful thing EVER I'm babysitting a child tmr and this soooo helpful
The title shouldve been ‘how to make a baby fall asleep *forever* ’
U know u don’t have a baby to take care of but you are still here because this man content are on another level
This is the best way to make the baby go to sleep. There is no better way to do this lol😂
As a nursing student i can confirm this is how we put babies to sleep its really quite simple
thank you! I tried all these methods it worked! It made my baby fall asleep! It’s been a month since she has woken up! It works so much!!
My personal favourites are:
The Yeet: Similar to the Cowboy, but just try to throw the baby to the other side of the room.
Reason: You can let your baby fly as they fall asleep. THAT'S how they become Tinkerbell! Besides, you can get a good workout.
The Witch: Turn on the stove fire, and gently place the baby into the fire. They might cry a little, but soon they'll be sleeping soundly.
Reason: You can educate your child about the witch trials, an essential part of history, and get a good dinner (for that night at least).
The Worm: Take your baby into the garden or closest outdoor area, and let them take in the sunshine, rain, snow or whatever weather there happens to be at that moment. Put your baby down and dig a hole big enough o fit the child. Place them into the hole and cover them completely. It doesn't work as quickly as the other two, but it will make them fall asleep.
Reason: Have you ever noticed that your baby loves being outside, and exploring nature? Using this method, let your baby make friends with the worms underground, letting their curiosity grow!
These methods are 100% guaranteed to make your child fall asleep!
I can imagine him laughing so hard in behind the scenes🤣🤣
gosh, I love how funny your video is... you gave me inspiration to make skits for my next project
Sooooo sweet! Thank you for this amazing video!!! I’ll be sure to use these method when I need to put a baby to sleep! 🤗
The commitment Josh has on his videos😂😂💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥I sooo love it ❤️❤️❤️
the comedic timing on the first one was impeccable
*I’m a cowboy yihaaaa* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣HAHAHAHA
"Crushing its skull when no body is looking especially your wife is not around"
Me:🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
Lol😂😂😂😂maybe my favourite method would be Dallas cowboys😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Your a bad daddy😂😂😂😂
"Why isnt your baby waking up?"
"Oh I kissed him on the forehead and swung him around😺"
"🙀"
OMG this helped a lot with my baby 😁😁😁he was able to fall asleep very easily 😄
Thank you, this really worked on my baby cousin, it worked so well that he's not even breathing and turned into a very nice shade of blue. 😃
How to put your baby to sleep :
Step 1 : oopsy daisy
*Slams the baby*
Step 2 : dallas cowboys
*Spins the baby*
Step 3 : Infant baptism
*Hang the baby upside down*
"The baby Will definitely meet the jesus......will it wake up..NO does it go to sleep...YES" 🙂
“YEe HEe HAw!”
that’s.. my favorite part.
Josh explaining the methods (yk, after the baby's passed) is the best part 😂😂
Yes, your child will sleep…
But never wake up again
When he twirls the baby around, I almost peed my pants at work. hahahha
" we really want the baby to meet Jesus as he goes to sleep" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*No babies were harm while making this video*
the baptism!! i can't 😭😭😭😭
The three greatest methods in existence
The baby he's holding is definitely 'asleep'😂
Oh my God I can't stop laughing 😂😂
this whole video is so funny, I laughed so much thati almost got a sixpac
My mom taking notes:
📝
💀💀What in Jesus's holy name did I just watch?🤣🤣🤣🤣
theenitire video in a nutshell: we want it to go to heaven😂😂😂
i use to be a babysitter before, i did ALL of these steps 100% the same and it all worked!! the baby was just sleeping!! it wasn't breathing tho..BUT IT WAS STILL ALIVE IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! when the parents came back home, i set a grave for the baby, the parents somehow slaped and kicked me out, firing me giving me one bucks saying i did bad?? like huh?? i did all of the steps and made the baby sleep!! but againnnnn i rate these a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 it is worth to try on a baby, or a kid it will help you out when they rage quit while playing roblox tower of hell also. you will not be bother and wipe out with raging noises in your house anymore so follow these steps!!!
Thanks, Anakin
these work very well!! I was babysitting my neighbor's kid and this helped me put him to sleep so well he did not wake up at all!!
every time the lovely music just cuts off my soul just descends further into hell from laughing uncontrollably at this 💀💀
He should have put a declaimer before the video: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME🤭
This guy's wife will have trust issues
This reminds me so much of barbequing your baby in the early days of the sims
This skit deserves so much more attention cuz it’s honestly hilarious😭
I love the honesty at the end of the video 🤣
When he said the baby wants milk I lowkey was waiting for leave and never come back
Alternate title: How to Put a Baby Into Eternal Sleep
He's such a good parent:)
"The question is will the baby wake up?"
"uhh no. The baby will not wake up."
thank you very much! The Dallas cowboys really helped me a lot! My little cousin loves to play superheros so I gave him the experience of flying!
“The question is did the baby wake up
No but it’s asleep”
Thanks, this really helped, my son would never fall asleep
But I think he overslept a bit, it’s been 8 weeks
Edit(again): omg thx he’s been asleep for a 3 months now, you made him have such a nice sleep, he doesn’t even breath!
His face must be swollen badly 🥸
Shit im dying of laughter 🤣😭💀
Shit im dying of laughter 🤣😭💀
Glad it worked🥰🥰
sleep....forever 🙂
these tips were super useful, 10/10. they really do work every time
have you ever thought how easy it would be to take a baby/ toddler and grabs his/hers legs and just throw them?
ok, me and my sister were trying to get my baby brother to sleep, so we watched this thinking it would teach us how...
It worked 😁
Wow all three methods worked! So generous of u to post this! But one question the baby hasn’t moved for a week, hmm
1:45 "we want the baby to go to heaven"
Yeah, just the baby will go because we're definitely getting the first row on hell after doing this
thanks for the sleeping guide i now know how to baby to sleep…forever
My favorite was the dallas cowboys 0:48 because it’s just perfect and you trick the child by kissing it then giving it a little swing and it also won’t ever cry again! (I would probably throw the baby after I swing it a bit so it goes yeeting across the room)
I mean at least he's honest about the baby will not wake up anymore XDD
I was expecting him to throw the baby and say “my baby went flying”
"JUST GO YEE HAW"
😭😭😭😭
josh when are we getting the skincare routine