Microsoft Anna: Lesbian Microsoft Mike: Awesome Microsoft Mary: Best female TTS voice Microsoft Sam: Legendary TTS voice with a roflcopter that goes soi soi soi
@@davideastridge7429 Technically not oudated since Windows 8 was probably already out when I posted that comment. I didn't really like David, but that was my opinion.
I remembered it when everybody hated Windows Vista. Even I hated it. Now, I miss it. It has almost 1 year left of support. Death date: April 11, 2017. Windows XP packs a heck of nostalgia.
LOL. I hated Vista at first, but when my PC was upgraded to Windows 10 it turned out to be more worse than Vista. (It was my mom who upgraded it to Windows 10 - and it couldn't support older hardware like my ATI Radeon 3100 graphics card) Vista might be the worst OS ever created by Microsoft but with SP2 it's performance is as same as Windows 7. But hey, at least Vista is usable and does things more than what Windows 10 (the crappiest OS) will do. Although i love Windows XP the most, but Vista will still have a special place in my heart. And plus, i'm posting this comment from my 8 years old PC running Windows Vista Ultimate SP2.
***** Just because Windows 10 can't run on your PC doesn't mean it can't do more than Windows Vista. Newer OSes tend to not run as well on older PCs as there is a higher requirement for them. Windows 10 in fact runs better than Vista if your computer were to actually run Windows 10. A possible issue with the upgrade could be outdated or no drivers. If you have old drivers or don't have drivers available at all, the computer will run worse on an upgraded OS. I doubt that your computer has Windows 10 drivers available as Windows Vista era PCs are pretty much obsolete now.
Billy O'Reilly No my PC (which is a HP desktop) didn't actually have any Windows 10 drivers (only Windows Vista and XP drivers) since it was bought in 2008 and originally pre-installed with Vista. And also, Windows 10 was unstable on my computer because maybe it doesn't have the appropriate drivers for my hardware which are all from 2008 and compatible for Vista and Windows 7.
Linux Mint Miranda: Microsoft Sam, what did I just hear?? Sam: Um...(×15) All right: I destroyed Microsoft Anna because she was slow and could not load up my computer games. I am [so (×15)] sorry. Miranda: Oh (×32)! Microsoft Sam, I cannot believe that you destroyed Microsoft Anna just because she is Windows Vista and worse: you sniped her and you steam-rolled her. That is enough! You are [so (×25)] [grounded (×25)] for 30 billion years. Go to your obsolete PC right now!
time to get my steamroller lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollol
I have vista as well, and the only problem I have with it is it won't run certain programs or PC games, but I'm not a PC gamer anyway. another problem is it can be very slow, idk how 7 is. but overall it's not toooo bad..
you will have to download microsoft sam. go to the CFS technologies website and download Speakonia, then download the voice package that includes sam, mary and mike.
@kurtfruge123 you have to download speakonia, google CFS technologies speakonia, download it then download the voice pack with microsoft sam mike and mary.
Hmmm according to this I left a comment on this video a month ago...I dont remember doing that....ah well if I recall not so long ago you were defending vista saying that its not too bad....lol well I know how you truly feel abbout it XP
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Microsoft Anna: Lesbian
Microsoft Mike: Awesome
Microsoft Mary: Best female TTS voice
Microsoft Sam: Legendary TTS voice with a roflcopter that goes soi soi soi
Microsoft Sam in 2019, who uses? :D Type "ittttttttttt dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot" and see, I mean hear, what he'll say XD
LoL
Comment's outdated, Microsoft David best boi. (no don't question my name that's not related)
@@davideastridge7429 Technically not oudated since Windows 8 was probably already out when I posted that comment. I didn't really like David, but that was my opinion.
@@Sonicrush007 Oh alright.
Haha, I laughed so hard everyone in the house woke up. xD
I have vista, it works fine with vista.
Great stuff Dan... "Plug my USB.." LOL
Oh microsoft sam will you ever learn.
I remembered it when everybody hated Windows Vista. Even I hated it. Now, I miss it. It has almost 1 year left of support. Death date: April 11, 2017. Windows XP packs a heck of nostalgia.
You made my cry ;(
*****
Why?
LOL. I hated Vista at first, but when my PC was upgraded to Windows 10 it turned out to be more worse than Vista. (It was my mom who upgraded it to Windows 10 - and it couldn't support older hardware like my ATI Radeon 3100 graphics card)
Vista might be the worst OS ever created by Microsoft but with SP2 it's performance is as same as Windows 7.
But hey, at least Vista is usable and does things more than what Windows 10 (the crappiest OS) will do.
Although i love Windows XP the most, but Vista will still have a special place in my heart.
And plus, i'm posting this comment from my 8 years old PC running Windows Vista Ultimate SP2.
***** Just because Windows 10 can't run on your PC doesn't mean it can't do more than Windows Vista. Newer OSes tend to not run as well on older PCs as there is a higher requirement for them. Windows 10 in fact runs better than Vista if your computer were to actually run Windows 10. A possible issue with the upgrade could be outdated or no drivers. If you have old drivers or don't have drivers available at all, the computer will run worse on an upgraded OS. I doubt that your computer has Windows 10 drivers available as Windows Vista era PCs are pretty much obsolete now.
Billy O'Reilly No my PC (which is a HP desktop) didn't actually have any Windows 10 drivers (only Windows Vista and XP drivers) since it was bought in 2008 and originally pre-installed with Vista.
And also, Windows 10 was unstable on my computer because maybe it doesn't have the appropriate drivers for my hardware which are all from 2008 and compatible for Vista and Windows 7.
One of the funniest youtube vids i've ever seen. It deserves way more views.
did you know you can install her in MS XP?
Omg, I'm in tears over this vid, so damn hilarious
October 22, 2009 ... Microsoft revives Anna with Windows 7
so fast forward it, that's what it's there for
his hard drive is all ready hahahahaha soisoisoisoi if you type in soisoisoi he makes that helicopter like noise
I didn't change it, I must have been holding the microphone in a different position. I record the voices as a narration in WMM.
idk, it sorta rolls off the toungue... like roflwaffle lol
the steam loller sounds real
LMAO I loved it it was awsome XPXPXP one of ur best by far
not even an "advanced microsoft sam" would pass the original
Microsoft sam owns the other voices
LOL!!! This is so amazing!
That's why we love them :D
ohh ook... never heard of that, it must be a local term. thanks
@jaclover1 the song at the beginning is ace of base dont turn around.
the lol steam roller... perfect!
What the fuck, What the fuck, What the fucking god dammit LOL
That's it. I'm gonna go get my roflcopter.
I love the word XP looks llike sticking it's tounge out xP
i miss sam
Twisted! Awesome
what noise do you use for steamloller?
Ютуб знает, что порекомендовать спустя 15 лет
Love This !!
"I have to destroy the evidence LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Fucking funny!
Linux Mint Miranda: Microsoft Sam, what did I just hear??
Sam: Um...(×15)
All right: I destroyed Microsoft Anna because she was slow and could not load up my computer games. I am [so (×15)] sorry.
Miranda: Oh (×32)! Microsoft Sam, I cannot believe that you destroyed Microsoft Anna just because she is Windows Vista and worse: you sniped her and you steam-rolled her. That is enough! You are [so (×25)] [grounded (×25)] for 30 billion years. Go to your obsolete PC right now!
they made a southpark episode about this 0_o
@titanic98810 the text to speech voice that comes with windows vista.
@fruitloopbabe87 Thanks, it's in the credits: Matronix, Bassline
Microsoft Sam FTW!
maybe i'll use microsoft Anna in my other computer with 5 terabytes
i think is it the soi soi soi soi soi thing... a roflcopter
it says it in the ending credits
Yay for sam.
HILARIOUS!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!
@jakep2007 Vista is awesome,it takes like 2 gigs of ram to run great though,but so does windows 7.Anyway why does it suck?
I laughesd my ass off at the steamloller. "lolololololololololololololololololololololol....."
time to get my steamroller lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollol
I have vista as well, and the only problem I have with it is it won't run certain programs or PC games, but I'm not a PC gamer anyway. another problem is it can be very slow, idk how 7 is. but overall it's not toooo bad..
finally...
no voice program can HOPE to surpass MS Sam, no matter how "advanced" they may be.
Thanks :D
@iMaqePka microsoft anna is the vista def voice
I agree!
This is awesome, microsoft sam beats anna anyday of the week
chief kills cortana
Sam, stop treating Anna like shit.
@lovehatewhateverxx Thanks! yeah me too, I might be getting a new computer soon
I really want whatever this program is.
@AmethystAngeI Thanks :D
HAHAHA! that was awesome!
3:25 tototototototototo
16 people cannot say ROFLcopter!!! Soi soi soi
My ROFLcopter goes swah-swah
you will have to download microsoft sam. go to the CFS technologies website and download Speakonia, then download the voice package that includes sam, mary and mike.
pretty much^^
how is it a blind date if he knows who it is?
lolololololololol... I thought the same thing at first,, then I read the comments!
this is the funniest shit !
XD funny video
you can get speakonia, just google CFS technologies
MWHAHAHA AMAZING
i only have microsoft sam.how do you get the other ones
Microsoft Sam can't say soi
@kurtfruge123 you have to download speakonia, google CFS technologies speakonia, download it then download the voice pack with microsoft sam mike and mary.
lol how did you do that!
@SimNationStation download Speakonia it's free from the CFS technologies website
We cant eat because we are computers ROFL
I heard it too
Woops, premature button press. I meant to say:
Steamloller, and I thought the roflcopter was funny.
yeah! boo vista! (shame about the crappy music at the beginning though)
Oh nooo! D:>
it reminds me of the Cheif....XD
minery
Anna is the narrator on my laptop, XP isn't as good as the older versions of windows. sam ftw
dude you don't know what gleep is? it's the shit you know like awesome, rad, out-of-this-world......crazy .
@detielenaar your friend is strange...
I've heard of ROFL copter but not a SteamLOLer. Very funny.
@Rexgamer Don't turn around by Ace of Base
LOL ITS CHIEF AND KATANA
@titanic98810 sorry... crazy day, crazy things
what the heck is a gleep?
OMG!!!! I LOVE ACE OF BASE!!!!!!!hahaha i didnt know people still listened to them!! I'm going to go listen to them now haha
Wish I could but I'm on Vista. Though maybe if I ran it in compatibility mode...
@PlescEntertain93 Microsoft Mary comes with Windows Vista and 7, and Sam is available for download. just google speakonia download.
lol 'wat the fuck... WAT THE FUCKING FUCK'
40 second intro = massive fail.
@THEbloodypicture maybe it was lululululululululululululu idr
just download it. Google CFS technologies and when you get it all you do is type in the box and hit play. it's easy
@coolbluelights it doesnt sound like it does for me
@jazzythewolf5293 I asked someone how they made that sound
Old stuffs cool
Microsoft Mike is the best
Hmmm according to this I left a comment on this video a month ago...I dont remember doing that....ah well if I recall not so long ago you were defending vista saying that its not too bad....lol well I know how you truly feel abbout it XP
HAHAHAHA!!!!