[YTP] Michael Rosen's Apocalypse Survival Tips
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- December 21st, 2012:
Michael tunes in for a few minutes to share with us his 10 extremely useful tips to survive Doomsday, AKA the Apocalypse...
If we all survive this disastrous day,
the Michael Rosen Christmas Special will be coming soon!
Hope you can put these handy tips to use... Happy Doomsday!
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This made me the man I am today.
agreed
i remember this in your 15k milestone video
You’re a man ?
Same
I could see that roast coming.
This aged extremely well.
Ethologists hate him!
This man has 10 secret tricks that has helped him survive for 70 years! Number 3 is absolutely SHOCKING!
Three years later, and I'm still going strong. Thanks so much for all the wonderful tips, Michael!
I've been doing good as well. I've shot so many people with arse lazers
I'll tell you.... that electric toenail has saved me numerous times...
William Lewis same
JKF
Same
Well, I certainly feel prepared now. Consumed the magic plums, got the terrifying goldfish creature trained up and ready, and currently constructing the electronic toenail. Thanks for the great advice.
And once you've done all that you should be the most fiercest viking in the world!
YOU FORGOT TO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!!
but wait you need to play justin bieber's shitty music so no one will come to our world
but perhaps, they might blow up the world like mad
I still think it's funny that the thumbnail says "Useless Information".
He did that purposely.
@@ytpmichaelrosen9190 why u commented on a 6 year comment
@@Leblob2 deez
Instructions unclear. Got an electronic toenail stuck in a bag of magic plums.
I got them stuck in my arse, luckily I say things that dont make sense.
cogtroper
You're all set, soldier.
same here, but at least i became the fiercest viking in the world.
Same
The Nerd Council a
Looking back on this masterpiece from a pre covid world at the start of the third year of the pandemic, Michael’s advice still rings true. I’m glad to say that I followed him in eating a bag of magical plums so that I could never die.
I'm unreasonably angry at how few people remember that these Survival Tips are for the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. How quickly we all forgot.
Well, then they're pretty useless, considering they were uploaded the day of. By the time anyone could see them the Apocalypse would have already happened! Not Michael's most brilliant moment.
Instructions unclear. I became the fiercest plum in the electric toenail.
Harrybo's grandad has recently escaped from a prison in Amsterdam and is now terrorizing that same place. 12 children have gone missing, of which 5 have been eaten (with some clitsauce, of course) and 2 others who just fell over and died. It has been advised to carry a pitchfork with you at all times, along with a necklace of rotten plums and a wooden duck. Good luck.
CaptainPlums lol now I am just ready for the end of the world LOL
A Bieber tune a day keeps the murderous hamburgers away
Jonathan Reiland but perhaps they will blow up the world like mad
Look out the window.
There's a demon.
Well, actually HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF EM
+Alchemist Endrew And I ate the lot!
+BiGaRi0uS not again
+BiGaRi0uS actually theres a whole lot of them
crap, why is he always there EVEN WHEN IM ON VACATION
I actually feel LESS prepared for an apocalypse after watching this!
Why
Lynn Phillips fair enough and he'll tell you
Theo Clarke you didn’t understand it then.
The tips are the top of their class, used by professionals everywhere
I had a bit of trouble rolling up my goldfish.
@@shermendlakk thanks, that did the trick
This is how we survive 2020
Instructions unclear.
Choking on magic plums.
I didn't survive because these tips killed me... from laughing. THICK COOKING OIL
This video just got even more useful
I know it’s not really that funny, but I still love how quick and confident the “as you know, everyone is going to die” is. No questions about it.
Who would have thought that this would be relevant 8 years later
Funny how the thumbnail RUclips gave this says "useless information".
Blah! They don't appreciate Michael's greatest tips!
Quite the thumbnail ain’t it
CaptainPlums yea
0:04 conspiracy theorists when a major corporation does anything
0:50 omfg i damn well lost it roflmao
Still one of the best Michael Rosen videos out there
Noted, I'm now ready to tackle this crisis.
More relevant than ever. Thanks, Cap'n.
+CaptainPlums i ran out of thumbs can i borrow yours
+Robert Blair (That Ricefarmer21) Sure! I'd like them back at the end of the day.
+CaptainPlums holy shit I'm dying
Doctor Meem in that case, it would seem that you haven't followed Michael's advice
I lost it at 0:54 xD
The best moment is definitely "I think that's funny", especially when you know the context and that originally he said the exact opposite
Glad to have found this, even though this video was made 7 years ago (It is 8 June 2020 in Australia where I am).
Thanks Michael! I've managed to live through the tumultuous times of the mid-to-late-2010s and early-2020s thanks to this! Having a goldfish warrior by my side helps out a lot, and that especially helped during 2020.
Glad to hear that! Keep rocking that fish, then.
0:15 This was my best part of this ytp!
Thanks! I hope I'll be able to return to the ongoing storylines soon.
This aged well-
Thank you Michael and you too plamzjokr
I've come back cos it's evident now Master Rosen knew this was headed our way
The thumbnail is best part about this video
You're about seven years too early.
The current collab is basically a sequel to this
My favourite tip is number 7 :))) 1:38
The Island of the Plums. There may still be a few lying around, though most of them have been taken away by The Harrybo Company as of now...
nice quarantine survival tips!
A bag of magic plums always works like a charm
Okay honestly can we just appreciate the effort in the editing lmao😂 this person decides on a sentence and then finds the right words out of other videos and makes them into a YTP. this is hilarious! LMAO
Wonderful.
All I can say is that you'll have to cross the Red Sea to get there. 'The Michael Rosen Map' trilogy (with the third part coming out in January) is pretty much all about it.
Y'all know, I could always link the attack of the demon army to one of the ongoing storylines... maybe something for the future?
Tip 1: say things that don't make sense...
THATS HOW YTP's ARE STILL ALIVE!
1:03 ahagaha fittelrittledittle
Oh yea... the Mayan calendar... good times... well, certainly better than being cramped up in an apartment for over a month.
I want my money back! My plums didn't burn!
Mine neither, they were cut off and put in a blender. I added a little too much chilli sauce on it though, I think that counts. THINK
Michael has quite the overactive imagination.
This 1 of the best Michael Rosen ytps out t
here
We thought he was crazy, but here we are.
Im laughing so hard that it hurts!
Never forget December 21st, 2012
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen today.
i never seen this funny before he should have like 1 million subscribers
0:51ok thats going a little too far on the laughing level.. XD
Thanks for the tips Michael Rosen.
These are getting better and better, love it
Yep.
OML...I think it worked...after all this time...I'm still here...NOICE
Grayt, really grayt!
Lol im listening this in 2020 XD
2:46
"Rip and tear until Is done"
Even in December 2020 it is still funny
Here's a fun drinking game: take a shot every time he says "die"
1:38 #7 is probably the best tip
Yeah lol
I love how the thumbnail says 'Useless Information'.
It's been 8 years since this was uploaded, and I'm alive!
Congratsssss!!!
''read a book about the end of the world until a giant meteor slams right into your face'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Become a @#$%ing animal and murder using an electronic toenail." LOL
I see Mike's gotten into the PCP again.
Man these are awesome.
All you need:
- Tuh Freeman's crowbar or Shephard's wrench
- A picture of GabeN
- Sticky tape a picture of Gordon or Adrian's face on your head
- Buy bubblegum.
What about Barney Calhoun's face?
My favourite YTP of all time because of the intro that has me dead 😂😂😂😂
This is the only video where I have laughed through the entire thing. Good job.
Well, a few is better than none. Thank you! Now I just need to make preparations to journey out to this fantastic place.
Moomins. I remember those coke-snorting, murderous creatures, I always watched their TV show when I was younger. Wasn't it rated R all the time? But no, I don't suppose I'll be doing that. Or I'll have to go through all the episodes to be able to form a storyline that works with the source... Slight chance I may consider it, but I still have a Christmas Special to finish,
so squadalaah, I'm off!
CaptainPlums u need to pin and heart ur comment to get it at the top
This is great, really great!
This summer...micheal rosen is...DOOMGUY
This is one of the funniest youtubepoop's that I have watched. And I have watched a lot.
Thanks! This worked for me!
Tip #8 is also great to use in the Pokémon universe.
Its actually 2021 when the apocalypse happens
Thanks, these tips really helped. I never thought to use an electronic toenail to survive!
I have commissioned an army wielding only electronic toenails and bags of plums based on this video’s advice
number 3 was my favourite tip
Look George, I can’t come to court for my matador fighting, I have to run this lemonade stand or else slenderman’s gonna get a sequel! There, where’s my magical butt lasers?
Listen to Michael Rosens tips guys whatever he finds funny will be the best for you
This is absolutely phenomenal! I love it!
I really like this one defo a top 2
Absolutely Classic Poop!!! I crack up every time I see this hahaha!!
best YTP i ever seen mabye you should do one where he has a mid life crisis
2:26 No murderous hamburgers? So I guess I can use this tip to protect me from when Big City Sliders attack my family! Thanks Michael!
Thank you for this. I needed to laugh.
+Mikaila Multari You're welcome! :)
Tip 7 Is Perfect for me!
TIP #3 WAS HORRIFYING BUT SO FUNNY
FUCKED UP BUT STILL HILARIOUS
I only trust Michael Rosen for my RUclips acquired apocalypse survival tips
Ha-hard luck, racoonknux49, always knew you were a bit weak!